alien abduction edition
Rorke being abducted by the gay porn aliens
Zesty Gary Stevenson sucking a lollipop
Blue Whales eat between 25 to 50 million calories a day
sucking an aliens arse
>>221583511>>221583532>>221583567omfg I was actually screaming reading these I'm surprised no one else found it as funny as I did
what if every time you bust there's a really loud air horn sound that comes out
quite fancy a solero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtBAtsbFbOY
>>221584202dreamer bulk
right that's a man
>>221584223last thing my dad ate
Listening to music, laughing, smiling and basically dancing!
honestly though at this point it doesn’t even have to be a biological woman. I’d take a cute non binary or a transwoman or honestly even a hairless man
>>221584223very problematic
>>221584268yh?
>>221584268grow up
>>221584268what are you waiting for them, trans girls let anyone hit
>>221584268prozzies exist
>>221584290>yalright guysh
>>221584290milk
>>221584311spaff on my tits team
>>221584272
>>221584290Genuinely, not even memeing, wanked about 10 times to this pic when she first posted it. I’ve become desensitised to it now though and need dirtier ones from her. Hope she posts some one day.
>>221584344frog bitch
big fan of that porn where it's like i've not seen my son in 10 years and now he's 18 and then i meet him and he's now a fit girl and she shags her dad
>>221584334>t. Betty Boothroyd at the state opening of Parliament in 1995
trapdoor, what's that doorway for?something special let me show you whoor
>>221584340>>221584369you both need to be killed im serious we need to explode you niggas
>>221584369
I like be- and a- prefixed words>begladden>betook>aflight>afresh>anewHere-, there- and where- words too>herewith>wherewithal>thereamongstSome words I just like the sound of>fudge>shitten>indefatigablePlus, any sound with a 'θ' like 'think' or 'breath' and any word beginning with sw- like 'swing' or 'swoop'.There aren't many words I dislike, but I hate 'snack', 'nibbles' and other childish words that women like to use to describe everyday phenomena such as eating.
rorke is a dawg and he knows it he just plays sweet
>>221584383Would like to see you try, incel
hate buying things
I don't know I was really drunk at the time
I am partial to a dogshit zinger myself
>>221584375bro is not enjoying life
>>221584307A prozzie won’t do I’m afraid. I need to treat her like my dog long term
>>221584400You're undefattable you fat cunt
>>221584369actually seek help
just caught an ancient clip of would i lie to you and konnie huq was a smokeshow
choose your fighter
rorke refusing to buy anything unless there's a self-checkout
here's a tip. Once a day, give yourself a treat
watching the worm episode
>>221584369Pardon?
>>221584531middle, people want a bit more range these days
>>221584538give myself about 10 treats per day
>>221584538Thanks Karl
me? never seen any porn like that one
>>221584564
>>221584575brad sahur lmao
already eated twice today and still feel hungry
>>221584531mad how they were cutting off niggas bbcs back then and beating us with our own willies some things never change
>>221584600What did you eat?
>>221584600eat more lad
Fuck I'm GoNnA ARGHHHHHH!
>>221584600
Is it true that if you squeeze your thumb in your palm it disables your gag reflex? I'm not sure the girls in year 7 had really done their research on that one
>>221584635left one looks like charlie kirk
>>221584531liam neeson's confiscated coshes after he was roaming about the streets ready to bash in the skull of the first black man he saw
well then
>>221584563here's a tip. 9 times a day, don't give yourself that treat
>>221584519many a young lad's first crush
>>221584531>>221584561I'd prefer the American tonfa style truncheon desu
*disintegrates rorke*
>>221584616peanut butter jam toast and macaroni cheese
>>221584670always thought she was a gypog tbqhangelica bell was the object of my affection, then tina off of s club after they did a TV show
Why do all of our ads have black people, mainly men, as the main characters?
Rorke.We've noticed.You're not the person you used to be.What was it?The supplements?The ozempic?Maybe the green tea?Rorke shrugs his shoulders.Laughs it off."I don't know, I'm still me".But in his heart.Where no one goes.Where no one but him can see.Rorke knows what changed him.He knows it was the BP.
>>221584600I suspect it was a carb heavy meal?
Laugh and grow fat!
>>221584676hiroshima niggas
rorke walking around and looking at things
if to take one step you first have to take half a step and to take half a step you first have to take a quarter of a step and so on then how is it we ever take a stepdoesn't really make sense does itI hate women
>>221584677fat ugly cunt
leftypol walking around trying his best not to notice things
anyone remember when batista went off script and started being the fuck out of this stupid paddy for no reason lmfaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsNwS8e0OE8
scranning watermelon chunks that came with the meal deal
>>221584697...yh>>221584715that's nice mate
>>221584672british culture thread mateah, but for me, it's the telescopic baton, for self-defence purposes
>>221584677Yeah that shit will make you hungry, you have to eat meat because it's the most satiating, it has some enzyme that signals to your body that you are full when you've had enough
>>221584699Mmmm
>>221584742these things hurt a lot
>>221584600Worms lad
>>221584750yeah you need a balance of carbs, fats, and proteinsif you miss one out then your body will be craving one of them
>>221584715screaming
>>221584728weird that they call it the black mesa incident when it immediately led to an alien takeover of the whole planetIncident seems like something of an understatement
is this an appropriate outfit for Drumnadrochit Pride
Putting a slip lead on my girlfriend and holding it while I fuck her from the back so if she tries to get me to stop it chokes her
Just had an arse explosion
>>221584793finna make me buss
>>221584788well it was an incident that occurred at black mesa
>>221584793i live there
>>221584778I keep my carbs quite low, when I eat a full meal with meat and fat and a little carbs I don't get hungry for many many hours. I usually eat 2 meeals a day for that reason.
If millions must go then millions must go
And so a toast! Raise your marshmallow stick!A toast! Raise your good fellow stick!A toast to the glorious /brit/ gimmick!That makes us what we are!Sound off and let the welcome ringIn praise of our exclusive thing!A toast! Raise your marshmallow stickA toast! Raise your good fellow stick!And poo poo poo to your screaming laugh!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_NjeaXyXEc
>>221584805come again?
>>221584851give it a rest steve
>>221584861is this from Iceman?
>>221584699yeah? *sprays liquid nitrogen in your face and runs off*
>>221584876it's pitbull
dont hate this midnight mass show but the writers love doing these tedious long monologues full of exposition instead of letting it happen naturally
>>221584742never had the opportunity to use mine yet unfortunately
>>221584886does Pitbull have a feature on Iceman?
why do I keep getting shit like "every plotline that needs to be finished before the boys finale" in my recs I haven't even watched this show fuck off
looms
>>221584892ok roger ebert
>>221584905it's entirely possible
>>221584907theyre intentionally hyping it up as a disaster to bring up viewership
just spent a tenner on 2 fat grannies onlyfans
>>221584921whoa....
irish be like>me can't believe it not mustard
mr. worldwide
You gotta saute the rice in the pan with some fat for a few minutes before putting in the water or the stock, it makes the texture/taste better. Also wash the starch off before cooking.just a friendly tip
>>221584932shitting Nora
no jobno matesno gfno familyno homeno money
happy ruby day
>>221584959Who's her friend?
99 problems but a job a mate a gf a family a home a money ain't one
>>221584959do you think they..
BPCR
not allowed
>>221584993ok wow
just saw an illegal post
this a good deal?
>>221584993i want to FUCK that pony
>>221584997not a thing
>>221585010too skinny
>>221585010based bazza
>>221584952Enjoy it while you can mate. Just had the whole family (in-laws and everything) over all weekend. It's been madness with all the nippers running about the place going mental. Unfortunately we moved into a bigger house recently so we're the only ones with enough room to accommodate everyone. Hopefully it doesn't become too much of a regular occurrence.
>>221584993cute
the watch: 23 hour long Final Fantasy X speedrun
>>221585024would like to do some prepping but my house is in a shit location for a survival situation. would be nice to have supplies in case something bad happened tho even just like water in case the taps got turned off for a few days
>>221584974just someone she sat next to at her uni book club or something meal once but that's the only photo they're in together don't think they're friends (ruby has no friends and is 26 still living in her smelly childhood bedroom)
>>221585048Ever shag them all up the arse?
I regret most of the decisions I've ever made in my life. There are some good things that came from it, but those things are fading now and I am constantly thinking about what could have been.Rate This Blog*****
>>221585010neoliberal bull spawning in
word on the street is Norman is on sabbatical
just felt a tickle near my chin so I brushed it and a green spider fell off. a GREEN spider. knocked him to the floor and watched him venture off between two heavy bags. mental how they are tiny and must have such a limited view but always somehow home in towards the nearest nook or crevice.
puto inglés, todo el día subiendo bodrios bajo la lluvia mientras se pone fino a judías
>watched project hail mary last night upon the recommendation of a /brit/ poster>too long by about an hour>most of the 3rd act could've been skipped if literally me had just brought the ship out of orbit before doing his space walk>the flashbacks ruined the flow of the storyline and should've been skipped or just played straight from the beginningmediocre movie that was frustrating to watch at times. 4/10
I won't lie lads, I'm pretty smelly
drinking watered down Gatorade in the glass my friend gave me when he asked if i'd be a Groomsman for him. This is life when you hit 30
Nobody really says blog on anymore.
>must win game>5 atbsad
about two-thirds of all scurvy is found in autistic people
mental how they are bulbous and must have such a hazy view but always somehow home in towards the nearest nook or crevice.
christmas leftovers for tea x
>>221585126>limited viewthey got 8 eyes mate that's 4 times as much view as we dofour
>>221585162its been 6 months
>>221585159Is there ever a time in the day when you aren't thinking of interracial sex?
ktim but 33 years young
>>221585153same with transgenderism i reckon
Nose red and sore from all the nose blowingCoughing up a quarter lung of phlegm every 8 secondsToil in 8 hoursfucking christ
>>221585139Oh yeah? Ever shagged a blogger up the arse? *yawns loudly in your face then walks off*
>>221584959Ruby forced that woman to finger her under the table and promises me that if I get hard she will slap my cock and humiliate me in front of everyone.
>>221585131I've been to a few weddings but I'm yet to be asked to play an important role and likely never will because I don't have any close friends x
>>221585176well first of all they're tiny so their perspective is shite, but more importantly, their eye sight is absolutely atrocious. it's like a car having eight completely dogshit engines working at 3% of their power each
>>221585205I think this is a lie
spanishflagposter is a fucking legend lol
>>221585223alright yeah i was lying sorry
>>221585184Some say he has no friends... and that he works all day. All we know is, he's called Stig.
>>221585196tell them you're taking the day off and when they ask why call them sticky beaks
>>221585213im just glad im never asked to be a best man. too much work involved in that. Groomsman is the perfect level of involved imo
>>221585241two of us in here, the other one said something in spanish im the rest
spaincunt should be locked up
>>221585301the green spider's ends
Got theoretical friends me. Theoretically we're friends, but they rarely speak to me or invite me to do things with them. haha what are we like?
fuck's SAKE rorke
>>221585306who says i'm not posting from a loony binactually got a flashback typing that out to some welsh poster months ago who said he was actually in one, wonder if that was true or a gimmick, so difficult to tell in here sometimes
just start a business for financial freedom it's that easy
>>221585326a changed man
>>221585326Ian Watkins got out of prison?
I've got online "friends" (people I talk to occasionally, about nothing important)Was not the best man or even groomsman for my own brother's wedding
ranni did nothing wrong
careful with that arse eugene
>>221585326>Doolan (Irish: Ó Duibhleachain) is a surname of Irish origin. They were chiefs of the Clan Breasail Mac Duileachain in the Ulaid sub-kingdom of Dál Fiatach, specifically located in what became the barony of Castlereagh.[1]
Not looking forward to work tomorrow reallySomeone has a keychain laser pointer and thinks it makes him a tech bro. He points it at people's faces for a laugh. Last week he hit me in the eye a couple times, so I told him to stop. Next time I turned around he hit the back of my head with the dot, but it reflected off my glasses and into my eye.
>>221585326irish ‘ora
>>221585382you've been done
katamari damacy is quite fun and relaxed despite actually being very strict for the constellation levels about whether the king is pleased or not but I reckon most players don't even realize his comments are essentially your grading
>>221585354
>>221585382Just get him back by shagging him up the arse
>>221585382depending on the strength of it this can literally, just like that and in an instant, cause permenant eye damage or even blindness. that's why the more powerful ones you can buy abroad are illegal.
>>221585398is that the one where you play as a dude with a telly for a head and roll up a big pile of shite?
>>221585382report that cunt to hr
>>221585428yeah it's that
dark side of the poo
for the life of me i don't understand the jamaican :/
might play some cloverpit
>>221585446had that on pspwas alright
I have Gilbert's syndrome so if I don't drink enough water my urine looks like a cool neon green, furthermore my semen is yellow.
best PSP game of them all
Going to a quiz. Share some obscure knowledge with me.
EVERY TIME I BUST I GET THIS FEELINGEVERY TIME I BUST I SWEAR I COULD CRY
was just accosted in the street by a pack of neoliberals
>>221585498Was quite good yeh
Sounds like you've had a close encounter with Australopithecus grenfellensis
>>221585497its an outragei am livid
>>221585518aim for the teeth
going on a big drive, what snacks should i get
>>221585507What's the quiz about
>>221585554jelly babiesx
>>221585554get a thing of trail mix. that's good eatin'.
Finbar in his happy place in hell with all the other wogs
>>221585554crunchy corn
found out my good friend who is a deano who love footy and tunes has secretly been into anime his entire lifeI'm the only one he's told
>>221585507right well in the book that jaws is based on, brodys wife is an unfaithful cheating whore and fucks hooper, so if that comes up relay it with confidence
>Searching for posts that contain ‘rorke’ and posts after 2026-05-17. 66 results found.See a doctor yeah
>>221585595he might also be in to sucking the willies of men
>>221585518their shoes, shiny?
the singular rorke poster
>>221585578He voted for it.
he's a manhe's a lonely mantake a look at himhe looks a bit like meit is me
and every time his life ruining OCD is highlighted:>>221585613
rorke jorking his cork
>>221585634my god you're brilliant
>>221585613his name? leftypol.
>>221585608really shiny
jelly babies it isfuck trail mix i aint a rabbit nigga
>>221585634if banksy wrote poetry
>Scientists learn Chlorofluorocarbons are causing a hole in the o-zone layer>All the worlds countries sign up to the Montreal Protocol in 1987 to phase out their use>By 2000 only poor countries were using them, by 2010 nobody was>Hole in the o-zone layer has been largely mended and will be 100% mended by the 2050s>Coal is responsible for 70-80% of the world's electricity supply>We know it's equally damaging>But other than a few solar and wind turbines being built we're doing very little about it globallybizarre behaviourat least the UK's down to 0%
that young man is seriously ruining his life
i've noticed rorke has taken quite a liking to african ladies
>>221585600absurdly low
And what, pray tell, of good Rorje?
>>221585651*sucks teeth*
there is a profoundly mentally ill young man in here
The gall of any single person in here to claim another poster is wasting their life
thinking about mum's hairy fanny
>>221585660>trail mixfoy. why dont you go hike the pacific crest trail too you yank fuck
>>221585695yeah you
torke thinking every post he doesn't like is by the same person
>>221585700bet it's nothing on Candice's hairy fanny
>>221585698
>>221585668
>>221585700why
The reason why. The reason why. The reason why I had to die. Did I bleed the blood of greed?What was my destiny?
in essence, yeah its basically one poster and a smattering of the occasional leftymongs to play along (the aussiemong, the schizo vpn poster and one other brit poster) but yes, its primarily one poster with profound mental illness.
sup weirdie
>>221585730very convenient outfit for wiping the old arse after a big messy shite
>>221585730oh my
>>221585753you are mentally ill, please go outside
I want to die peacefully of old age.... in my mother's arms
>>221585751timmy pretending to enjoy this
>>221585773OCD has ruined your life, young man
>>221576153Best smokes ever
>>221585751this looks too raw for me, maybe it's just the sight of so much of it together though as opposed to just one steak I'm used to seeing
>>221585753you have ruined your life
>>221585781Bizarre fantasy, get help
this young chap has squandered the gift of life!
>>221585664Get bent hippy
>>221585801>>221585803You both need to see a doctor immediately
rorke's dad making this his 3rd profile pic of the week
>>221585817no you do actually
>>221585817why
sounds like the fucking emergency call centre in here
>>221585823Ok, what's Leftypol's dad doing?
the lone rorke poster posting rorke for 11 years
WOULDN'T mind more titalatting (spelling is UNLIKELY to be correct) webms of PENG black women
>>221585664banning CFCs made the line go up because everyone had to buy new refrigeratorsgreen energy makes the line go down because renewables are cheap and decentralised
>>221585831>>221585833You are both mentally unwell indians spamming rorke 120,000 times in the past decade
>>221585753>yeah no real friends
>>221585727Shame of the broadcasting company of HBO for such barbarity. Shame.But the show's expensive.IT WAS A GOOD FUCKING SHOW... A good fucking show. To be cancelled in this sordid way, for game of thrones. Shame.
>he's turned on the VPN
>>221585858so you admit there is more than one rorkeposter
>>221585841wanking off a somalian knob with his arse
>>221585848
ive done every rorke post in brit they were all me, usually i like to stay anonymous but its time i was appreciated for my hard work x
>>221585848titillating*
No, rorke posting isn't done by one person you incorrigible gammon
>>221585848>Don't bully me I know I'm a retard
singular rorke posting paki woman from london meltdown
every time his OCD is mentioned he has a multi-country meltdown lmao
can you lads not pretend there's more than one rorkeposter you're undermining my years of effort
going insane and fucking stabbing my eyeballs out and smashing my penis with a hammer
it is le organic community rorke posting
Rorke
just posting rorke again so he melts down ever firther x
gammon cockcrumpet
>>221585937there's simply no way he ever said this
MAM! RORKES GONE BANANAS
oh. my. days.
>>221585790ok jacobfuckingjones
>>221585937Who knew someone called Jude was such a shabbos goy?
gerard's dead
>>221585928Bit gay
rorkebot triggered
so these are sporke
mum said it's my turn to post rorke
>>221585928that's gay
>>221585967no complaints on my behalf
*does a gay little dance that pisses you off*
New>>221585982
Rorke being posted about non stop by one mentally unwell person with ODCLeftpol being posted about organically by everyone because he's not a wankpuffin shitfucker like rorke and is doing what ACTUALLY is called just being a good fucking person.
>>221585944>firther
rorking emigrating because he wants a new flag on /int/ and doesn't know how proxies work
>>221585928For me, it's the visible stiffies
>>221584742Bri'ish police use those telescopic batons. They're illegal for civvies though. Something about being concealable. You can legally own a full sized baton though
>>221585928to be fair being a bender does look like fun
>>221585928right wellthat's hot
