happy birthday ruby edition
>>221580652she already hit the wall
>>221580652she is so lovely
proper edish this, love are rubes, simple as
might do a poo
Is it allowed to wank twice in one day or is it not?
just absolutely gagging for a shag this morning me
I said I was going to make it and wanted to. Why have you made this before I could make mine?
>>221580699you can make the next onex
unfunny aussie vpn spam time
We've got moderators here so they should be moderating the new threads. If I said I want to make it, why are they allowing others?
>>221580696cunts need to stop saying bro at everything
I'm asleep
>>221580652BITCH
>>221580724wake up you fat cunt
>>221580723it's called being brown you racist
bro is racist :skull:
>>221580695will check my quran, wait a sec
petition to have mercury reclassified as a dwarf planet
Had an awful illness lately ladsStomach pains, fever, headache, now joint achesDunno wtf is wrong
rorke the musical
bro is shorthand for brown
British niggas on the moon
what ever happened to the yogscast anyway
>>221580789raped to death
like to join public minecraft servers and leave signs with racial slurs on them strewn about the place
pov: bro is racist
>>221580789died of cringe
>>221580808
leftypol getting fired for trying to unionise the officerorke getting fired for dropping one too many TRVKES to the directors
>>221580789died of old age
>>221580825Blackley Wogsh
>>221580796remember this chapter in de revolutionibus orbium coelestium
im crown
>>221580798aw oh no! that's horrible :'( sending my love to the families of all those effected
Rorke sitting on top of the Big Ben with a magnifying glass, burning holes into black lads who aren’t wearing hats
need Lisa Nandy to sit on my face
Nearly home nowThank fuck
>>221580808corr bet black rubes has a lovely bum
Everyting gonna be arrie
Can the man still kick the ball after this?
>>221580865*massive mohammad
is there anything browner than generating ai slop
>>221580902yeah your mum
>>221580902potatoes
rorke breaking rules and being naughty Leftpol he’s good and does a good deed
not gonna lie, I need a poo
rorke getting rapedleftypol getting raped but liking it
why does shaw look so fat
Leftypol reporting his gf to the police for hitting him
why is Rorke so strong and violent? Why does he throw his weight around
leftypol getting thrown around the house by his 200kg samoan gf
>>221580971leftypol has this poster on the wall of his smelly incel bedroom
ziedy being racist against black women is one of the oddest parts of the gimmick
Rorke a straight up nonce
rorke looking for nigerians to use for pothole fillings
she's still so fit
>>221581056imagine how many people wanked over her last night
really don't like it when women say 'serving cunt'an extremely vulgar way to say someone is attractive and fashionable
recalling how shit that cup final waspure dogshit
>>221580916raped me to death
>>221581083Didn't watch it
>>221581073mm maybe not think about that
>>221581072rorke spotted
>>221581079You'd never say it to them directly though. Most probably you just saw it in some film and started seething about it.
>>221581056would she have become not fit since last night?
>>221581102she looks thick as mince
>>221581102disgusting tattoos
>>221581041quentin's dad loved his adopted black sister more than him
first that Jap off the Winter Olympics and now that Bulgarian is getting spammed, almost certainly by the same posters you lot just fall in love with every woman you see on the telly don't you
>>221581107The inevitable hostile accusatory reply from a failed normie when someone has the temerity to even imply that women are anything other than flawless angels.
>>221581133raccoon girls are the IT thing right now rorke
>>221581141Yes cope on but as I said you'll say nothing to them and just seethe on 4chan.org
>>221581133at least this bulgarian is somewhat fit, whereas the asian mutt was vile
>>221581141battered that wastrel
I can't stop seething.I'm just pissed off all the time.
i put you niggas through the ringer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCuw2diG_U8
>The inevitable hostile accusatory reply from a failed normie when someone has the temerity to even imply that women are anything other than flawless angels.
guess what drug they found in his system...!
>>221581177looks like a classy gent
starmerbros?
>>221581166just relax mate
>>221581187I believe it was the devil's lettuce.
mental how rattled simps getthey simply cannot understand a man who isn't solely motivated by pussy worship
>>221581201I fucking wish I could. I have nothing to look forward to. Nothing which will raise my spirits or make me smile.
hehehe squirrel took it
ah yes the hatpost, the last bastion of those intellectual bested in debate, for t'were it possible, you'd use your words to best me, as opposed to posting an image of a (rather dapper i might add) picture of a man in a hat
>>221581141expertly psychoanalyzed him with your intuitive mind and metaphorically rendered him 'the raped'
all this seething because he refuses to tell women directly he doesn't like some phrase he just heard
>mental how rattled simps get>they simply cannot understand a man who isn't solely motivated by pussy worship
people talk about jesus's sacrifice as if it was some big thing but he's hardly the first person to get flogged and crucified in the ancient world, reckon it would've been way better than the brazel bull. plus, apparently he was only on the cross for a few hours before expiring when it could take days for others
>>221581223why is this a thing?
this evening's fillum
was Sam Hyde always this cringe?
>>221581237comfy horse on /brit/ :)
>>221581239vidya? wanking? food?
>>221581271need another 10 million of them shipped across the channel pronto
>>221581278Yes, but he's definitely suffered a hit to his IQ from all the exogenous hormones he's been on for years.
>>221581278he fell off big time, bros rich but hes an utter loser now
>>221581274he’s objectively superior to you tho
can't wait til I die so my organs can go to a migrant corrrr
he's absolutely arse annihilated these simps
>>221581278no however this isn't implying he wasn't somewhat cringe in the past, he's certainly at his cringiest the last i would even say four years
>>221581269he got stabbed on the cross
>>221581313give me your willy lad
good mroning brib how is everoyne today
just deflowered rorke
birt
/tirb/
>>221581313Wonder if you can put on your form that you only want your organs to go to white aryan volk surely they would allow it its your organs
>>221581239I feel the samei will crash out at some point
hello /bort/ hows it foing
rorke deliberately becoming an obese alcoholic so his organs aren't viable at death
member that will smith film Seven Pounds where he tops himself with a poison jellyfish and donates his organs?shite
ello gavna
Why is Hitch's Twitter username ClarkeMicah
taking a perfume bottle from the shop, replacing all the perfume with my rancid chicken tikka masala farts i've been collecting and got into liquid form with my super freezer and then putting it back on the shelf at the shop
>>221581394rorke doing that but going around finding people and testing how chuddy they are
>>221581388get that cat bloody raped NOW
>>221580652She's smiling because she's thinking about shoving that pen up my anus.
rorke hits me as a type of bloke who wouldn't want to be buried in fear of still being alive
>>221581413is that what Will Smith did in the film?honestly and truly I cannot remember a single thing about it besides him keeping a jellyfish in a big tube
I'm stuck in the sky box ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlnvgtgYqcI
>>221581453corwish we could go back to those years
20 year old bratty zoomer hapas uuuuoooooooh
>>221581175BasedThis guy makes absolute choonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpIrFglZfQU
>>221581458
>>221581458why are you posting my gf?
and there it is, the raccoon
>>221581458sorry slutyou HAVE been replacedfuck off bint
>>221581458I love her
clean up crew
… lunchtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live ATP Rome doubles final on Sky Sports tennis on my tv via sky stream in home ...
might have three cheese sandwiches and some potato salad for lunch
rorke handed the aux and explaining to the hoes he just likes lostprophets "for the music"
>>221581487lass on the right mogs hardtum peeking out there as well
>>221581447yeah you silly billy, he killed 7 people in a car crash, then found 7 people he could help by donating organs etc, but he tested them to make sure they were "worthy", then he killed himself at the end
pinching rorke's chubby cheeks
ate one of these spicy turkish sujuk links yesterday and it made me arse pee waterpoo
>>221581514they do have some good songs thoughbeitever
>>221581458Pride of Britain
What's your Shagger level lads?
>>221581516shut the fuck up
rorke putting sabaton on in his tinder date's car
peed into the funnel human toilet bender at the kinky rave yesterday
>>221581339Okay. *removes pants and penetrates you*
>>221581551novice
>>221581408>Micah Clarke is a historical adventure novel by British author Arthur Conan Doyle, published in 1889 and set during the Monmouth Rebellion of 1685 in England. The book is a bildungsroman whose protagonist, Micah Clarke, begins as a boy seeking adventure in a rather romantic and naive way, falls under the influence of an older and vastly experienced, world-weary soldier of fortune, and becomes a grown up after numerous experiences, some of them very harrowing. At the conclusion he must go into exile as a hunted outlaw, becomes a soldier of fortune himself and is launched on a lifetime military career. In the process the book also records much of the history of the Monmouth Rebellion, from the point of view of someone living in 17th century England.
feel sick
>>221581551never touched a boob or had sex or been on a date or exchanged text messages with a woman or been in the same room as a woman just me and her or had a conversation with a womanI'm only 33 though so there's still time for all these things to happen you see
>>22158155110 if i dont talk xx
>>221581551level 0
we all got sucked off by a gay lad at least once it's leng
>>221581562really do not like them, their songs sound all the same and im just not into it either>>221581551IT'S OVER 9000 HAHAHAHAHAHA hahahah...ha...ha....ha................
>>221581511I could live off this stuff
According to scientists, humans eat an average of 2.6 cats per year while sleeping.
>>221581551not even played the game lad
>>221581514Right well this doesn't really work because they were actually quite good and Ian Watkins was really talented xx
>>221581551have had sex with 8 women (excluding prostitutes) have probably had sex thousands of times over the years but usually just with one woman have only had two one night stands
might do a scream
>>221581551respectable
shame girls with big pointy elf ears aren't real
>>221581587I don’t think there’s time for you desu you’re not just unlucky you seem to actively repel women just by existing
>>221581551Shagger Knight
might have some lunchx
10.5km walktoil complete
she isn't drop dead gorgeous but she's exactly the type you start lusting over when you're couped up in an office all day
Morning team. Having a green tea
>>221581684that's not very nice, take it back
>>221581691>>221581693screaming
everything's fine
>what are you going to call your son mr and mrs person?
>>221581584dont agree with peter on much but he's right here. dst is a menace
>>221581634fruity :P
on the strongman diet
>>221581716>we need an actor to say the N word>already on my way
>>221581223>>221581271because they need to get to work
>>221581716.
>>221581699it's not the morning though
>>221581698woke up at the crack of dawn today me haha x
>>221581716best character in the shield
what's it like dating a girl with IBS or something, do you just have to put up with their smelly farts all the time or something
>>221581745um
>>221581724big fan of bears me
i have evil in my soul
>>221581793
>>221581793that's a big bear
>>221581769Depends whether she's Emma Watson or not
>>221581742>>221581223>>221581271it's funny when this happens
Headache is almost completely gone, I'd say 3% remains. Congestion is at around 15%. Sore throat is at 5%. Symptoms began on Tuesday so the illness has almost passed in 5 days. Only Wednesday and Thursday were bad. So next time you get a cold, remember the worst of it only lasts about 2 days :)
>>221581799greetings fellow bear enjoyer
>>221581769Never dated one but I had a girl that went vegan for a few months and it wasn't pretty. She stopped that because she had no energy and was always hungry and hair started to get brittle.
nothing he could do
>>221581823No biological women would use numbers such as 3% or 15% to qualify their pain and congestion levels. This is an autistic tranner.
>>221581843the most unrealistic scene in any movie
>get sick Friday afternoon>dont get better until Sunday nightfuck this I'm taking a sick day this week or they'll never get used
huge poo on its way
>>221581843genuinely can't think of something more terrifying than this
>Headache is almost completely gone, I'd say 3% remains. Congestion is at around 15%. Sore throat is at 5%.
>>221581867deliveroo is it lad
bears you say?
>>221581885shouldnt feed wild animals
There are 13k bears in Romania, it's actually insane when you think about it considering it's not a very big country. In comparison we only have about 1k at best.
>>221581907fuck off leftypol. next you'll say they shouldn't drink mountain dew
>>221581885what a lovely animal :)>>221581907there's fence all around it in the video silly! :P
did a one armed pullup earlier. kind of i think
sir bruno fernanj
they can drive now
>>221581862I can assure you I am 100% female
I'm thinking of becoming a vlogger, making videos about the state of things and giving my viewshas anyone else tried this?
>>221581922wont be my fault when you get eaten by a grizzly who thinks youre food
>>221581950No. You're only 99% female, you gain the other percent when you chop your willy off
reckon a bear could fuck you up pretty goodAmericans have these fucking things going through their bins and still say they're scared to come here cause of sharks in the ocean or snakes in the bush
just sneezed
>>221581956rng85
>>221581950there's something between your legs that proves otherwise
da burrs
>>221581956>giving my viewsNobody cares about thisBecome one of those bloggers who wild camps in random bit of the countryside and you’ll get a solid 50,000 - 100,000 views per vid
might have a chocolate chip cookie and a flapjack
sacked tranny will swap between acknowledging he's trans but then will sometimes try to claim he's biologically femaledilutes the gimmick a bit imo
>>221581988what a good lad
beef stew for lunch
>>221581988what a humble bear doesnt even ask for thanks
>>221581977barely anybody lives near bears like thatmost of the time it's black bears which are not scary polar bears up north are the biggest killers and they love to eat trash
>>221581988friends :)
>>221581991wild camping is illegal. I don't want to film myself breaking the law
Listening to nightcore x
double big tasty meal from maccies for lunch
>>221582028no one has beef stew it stopped in the 1970s
>>221582042it's not "illegal"like if someone tells you to move off their land then you have to but no one is arresting you for itpeople wild camp all the time all over
>>221582052phwoarrrrr now we're talking
>>221582042It's legal in Scotland and Dartmoor national park
food for thought
>>221582024Almost like he’s trying to bait retards like you
>>221582037oh so your scary animals actually live far from humans and you dont really encounter them?damn that's crazy
BIG LAD COMING THROUGH
>>221582104they just don;t make adverts like this anymore
>>221582076I don't like confrontations so I don't think I'll do that but thanks>>221582082I don't live there
people act like australias got scary animals meanwhile they have these roaming around
>>221582118in awe at the sheer size of this unit
>>221582094uh yeah that's what i just said
>>221582086*checks self out in puddle*
mfwdbwdsb
Unite My Arsedom
american black bears are complete fannies
>>221582164neoliberal excellence
>WHO says Ebola outbreak in DRC and Uganda is ‘emergency’ of international concernNEW PSYOP JUST DROPPED
makes you think
>>221582090The whole point of my comment is that I'm acknowledging it's bait
Rorke spending his life promoting division and conflict between people in this country and then attending a rally called “Unite the Kingdom”
>During mating season, in autumn and winter, male Alaska moose become very aggressive and prone to attacking when startled.
>>221581843https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
>>221582164fucking bodied that cunt
saw rorke in the toilets having a wee with his trousers pulled right down
>>221582164pig taught him a lesson
massive news for diego
>>221582210rorke in shambles at this simple fact
>>221582189every few years some african shithole has an ebola outbreak, a couple westoids catch it while treating them and nothing happens
>>221582060I have beef stew
>>221582210
Remember when the media were trying to paint Pewdiepie as a Nazi recruiting young people for the alt-right? Leftypol will reply no of course
https://x.com/KrogerSteroids/status/2055747622103642582
Was a bloke at the till in the cafe, means I will speak to zero women today
>>221582267looks like someone's already eaten it once lad
Be honest. What would you do if porn was made illegal and 4chan was taken down?
>>221580653>>221580653>>221580653new
>>221582315not sure
fancy something nice, a sweet treat
>>221582293didn't leave the house so same. yesterday the tesco self-service attendant had to come and approve my booze so that will see me through the weekend but unfortunately she did not look at me or respond to my hello because I am a slug
>>221582315ghost post on the archive
>>221582315Immediate VPN purchase
>>221582271Bet this image goes so hard with the 68 year old facebook boomer crowd
>>221582267the scranov
>>221582315i'll be in the /brit/ room on soulseekx
>>221582315I just open a tor window to view porn now anyway. if 4chan was taken down I'd probably just post my blogs on reddit
parcel from japan is now in oakland
>>221582376UM
kohlchan /int/ is the backup board
>In 1961 Jack Barnes confirmed the cause of the then mysterious Irukandji syndrome was a sting from a small box jellyfish: the Irukandji jellyfish, which can fire venom-filled stingers out of its body and into passing victims. To prove that the jellyfish was the cause of the syndrome, he captured one and deliberately stung himself, his 9-year-old son and a local lifeguard, then observed the resulting symptoms
single handedly getting this thread to 310
I'll be in the new if you need mex
>>221582438the hero we need
we're making the new at 190 in honour of our Lord 190
i have got to get my dick sucked
make the new, rorke.
