the absolute meltdown every time someone mentions his OCD ritual

rorke doing thangs

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>>221585981

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>firthir

Is life in your late twenties to late thirties really as Peep Show depicts it?

doing a neoliberal haka

Remember when spaki got his trip permabanned for posting CP? Bit weird that

borke wagging his tail

>>221585982
Want to eat a Vindaloo out of her pussy

still dont know if this lad who thinks every rorke post is 1 guy is a gimmick or profound mental illness

>>221585982
Imagine her lips worshipping a giganormous Big Black Cock and his superior Big Black Nword Balls as those eyes gaze him

I CAME TO GOON!!!

>>221586027
when does the bradwhal bacon

Chicken is almost done, rice is almost done. Also love indian pussy me.

rorke jestermaxxing to attract big batty creole gyals

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i'd like to introduce leftyhole and sorke

>>221585982
pungent smell of curry, sweat and farts concentrated in that car

Wonder if eating Indian pussy tastes spicy compared to normal people pussy

the tarnished should have left midra alone

>>221586059
buscate la vida

Anyone wanna help me lobby for the transfer of advanced western weapons to Bangladesh?

Rorke's grandchildren are going to need lawyers

>>221586124
It tastes fine

>>221586124
Probably tastes like nword cock, for reasons

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rorke

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>>221586097
omds state of sorke

>>221586045
Only if you graduated from a Russell Group and moved to London.

>>221586156
what does that taste like

rorkes skyrim walrus cousin horke

>>221586143
Will happily send them 100 trident missiles. Travelling at 8,000 miles per hour and aimed at their major population centres

>>221586176
probably mental
i mean they have a weird smell in general so their knobs must be ponging

>>221586157
Got bad seborrhoeic dermatitis and it feels like this

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neoliberalism and its consequences on british culture

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love maggie's star outfit. excited whenever it makes an appearance

>>221586229
horrible cunt

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… sushi - beer - grapes - wearing my excellent glasses watching live ATP Rome final on Sky Sports tennis on my tv via sky stream in home ...

what does ziedbelg think neoliberalism is

You guys ever play Dungeon Siege 2, I used to play that when I was a very wee lad.

>>221586229
Yeah I hate Thatcher too

>>221586199
This is also acceptable

Allah, Allah, who the fuck is Allah?

>>221586251
All conditions that allow for BMWF

stupid sexy star outfit

>>221586240
cute

just a couple of lads having a bit of fun together. nothing gay about it

>>221586244
actual evil old ghoul usuing the podcast meta to relaunder his image to the younger generation not quite old enough to remember iraq

>>221586247
how much of my taxes is he spending on grapes? these people shouldn't be buying luxuries if they're not working

it even outshone versails

>>221586278
posting like this isnt good for your mind even in jest

I've just been graped

>>221586320
have you got any peer reviewed scientific papers to support this?

>>221586306
Very allegorical

afternoon cup of tea on the cards

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*makes very loud mong noises*

what a dogshit general. why do you post like bots? Your posts have no substance. They are disconnected and incoherent. your posts feel like you type out the first thing that comes to your mind on a gummy trip.
>inb4 FOY
going back to /cum/. Enjoy your sewer

cheesecake doesnt actually have cheese in it

>>221586339
yea its called commons sense #done

Just realized this place has no Chinese board, damn great firewall, would be interesting to see what they talk about

>>221586300
He EARNED those bennies

Pooing a willy

sent that yank freak flying

>>221586351
ruins comedy in your path

>>221586348
morning 'fee time this end
what a world

>>221586300
Calm down schlomo, he's got a private pension

>>221586361
wrong

>>221586355
>gummy trip
sheltered yank cunt thinks doing weed is "tripping" omds

THAAAA'S
ABLEISSSS

Would love to live on the isle of Jersey

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>>221586368
meanwhile on oriental /blit/
>so this is rōku

>>221586368
Nothing because Communism oppressed them for decades. Also they love big white cock like the Vietnamese

my countrymen give me second hand embarrassment

>>221586300
So if someone is disabled for their whole life they should just live on gruel?

Can't believe there are jews with names like Shlomo Israel

>>221586351
Mad how she has a legion of defenders solely for being the woke holy trinity (disabled, gay, woman)

>>221586427
yes

my countrymen bring me pride

remember the slow mo guys

>>221586388
Are you accepting then that American processed cream cheese product is indeed cheese

>>221586409
screm

depressionberg has got brutal since i turned 30, trying me hardest to at least make it to 40

>>221586449
remember roosterteeth?

>>221586409
sent that bint flying

>>221586431
my ex's dad was named shlomo and their last name ended in -stein. However she wasn't jewish and her mom was italian. The dad was a liberal jew who hated israel and went to palestine protests

>>221586442
haha
x

the singular annoying Australian poster

>>221586461
haha cheer up lad, stop being such an old misery guts!

>>221586438
It's funny how everyone just has to stand there are pretend she is funny, the audience and the other comedians

>>221586458
post original pic

off out, see you later
x

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>>221586502

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The map game situation
South USA launched a sneak attack while I was asleep, but I woke up in time to smash him. Only 4 hours of sleep. NEVER let them catch you slipping.

my countrymen bring me offerings

>>221586470
whatever happened there

>>221586492
Same as any female 'comedian' then

>>221586474
>The dad was a liberal jew who hated israel and went to palestine protests
many such cases

>>221586492
It's all very grim, haven't watched any comedy shows for ages since there's a good chance she'll be in it ruining everything

I just wanna bomb a fucking third world country. I want to carpet bomb their population centers. Destroy their hospitals, schools and cripple their economy.

>>221586514
c;mon man

>>221586450
cream cheese isn’t necessarily especially processed, you can make it at home with a few ingredients

>>221586517
what game is this? is it like conflict of nations ww3?

Romesh Ranganathan

>>221586554
which one the girl or the oblivion elf bradley

Newcastle United vs. West Ham United.
It all comes down to this.
Tune in to Sky Sports Main Event NOW!

alastair campbell inner monologue whilst rory goes on about his gardening >>221586550

lifttoil complete
resttoil looms

>>221586526
he was a cool guy, very well read desu

>>221586555
what ingredients go into cream cheese

women aren't funny

I never raped anyone

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the next read

gonna do a test for HIV/Syphilis/Hepatitis
had a weird illness lately
nothing wrong with my genitals but it's been a weird combo of stomach pains and joint pain

>>221586575
spurs won't get relegated, west ham will lose to new castle lol

nobody:
rorke: >>221586613

>>221586557
call of war, it's ww2 themed. free on browser

>>221586581
milk
cream
lemon juice

>>221586605
what sort of things have you been shagging

>>221586603
leftygammon

>>221586576
scr

QI nowadays is people laughing at unfunny people. It's been dragging on like the simpsons and needs to be put out of its misery

>>221586576
is that good? i only listen to rest is history

>>221586605
Parkinson's

you have to be extra nice to me lads because I have autism

>>221586603
(((They)))

leftists are right about everything, i'm just too egotistical to admit it

>>221586576
kek

>>221586651
*bullies you*

The Rest Is Dialectical Materialism
Of Marx and Lenin

In Pre-Christian Europe, the island of Britain was believed to be the final resting place of the dead where spirits were ferried too. Interesting little tidbit you probably won’t appreciate.

>>221586576
the rest is kek

>>221586651
*nicks your favourite spoon*

>>221586636
only women

>>221586618
time for me to get addicted to another strategy game

>>221586688
*yawns really loudly*
yeah? nice one m8
*walks off*

>>221586688
I heard this on The Rest Is Boring Bollocks

>>221586688
what's ireland then, double-dead?

>>221586688
I know what show you've been watching

going to be toothbrushed and showered and in bed by 6.30 today

>>221586736
Ireland was known as the urinal of the universe

Watching a health twitter short and the guy just said the reason butter is called butter is because of butyric acid. And so I am NOT going to listen to any of his perfectly sound expert's health and diet advice

hate that moment when you realise you're saying something quite dull and can tell the person is feigning interest out of politeness but you cant stop because that would be weird

Ultima Tool

for me it's for me for me

>>221586748
I didn’t learn about it from a show I found it by researching old myths about Britain
What show is it on?

>>221586709
If you try it and like it, let me know, I'd play matches with you but I only like the 100 player ones n speed rounds. It forces you into a lame map for the first match

>>221586569
the girl

in pre-christian africa they used to fly pyramids about

>>221586736
It's where the spirits of the mentally retarded went

sex. with women

mad how the gyaru meme is literally just british slag makeup but hecking japanese women :O

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I started playing HoI3 a few months back but lost interest
just can't hack strategy games any more :(

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get strong predatory vibes from this nigga

rorke doing a gay porn dance to this tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEjfvakuDBM

>>221586569
please >>221586804

>>221586774
It's called Butter because it was invented in Butterfield, England.

on some instagram baddies scrolltoil rn

despise joe wicks

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>>221586804
dont hae the real one but it was her looking at a 4chan thread discussing if shes transgender haha

>>221586688
>Pre-Christian Europe
do you sometimes wish it remained non-christian?

>>221586837
is this one online player vs player or against computer?

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>she

>>221586863
thank you bro

>>221586837
this requires a special brain, I remember a USSR campaign I did which I got completely into and started changing country flags and names because I had conquered the world and wanted to set up the perfect communist utopia

>>221586875
vs cpu

>>221586867
luv her

had a mare at my half mara
only PBed by 30 seconds waht a JOKE

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>>221586867

>>221586863
>she

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Tourists unfurling a big paper map in the historical town square. Something you dont see anymore

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>>221586688
believed by who

Laurie is very pretty

>>221586883
>>221586904
obviously not a tranny just has a mannish face and autism

>sie

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>>221586789
>researching old myths about Britain
Based been reading this recently, banger

mad that in cities like birmingham you get ‘dessert shops' where people congregate instead of pubs because half the population is brown

I do sometimes wish we were all tribal and that again

>>221586908
>historical town square
you don't have that

>>221586931
>female authors
grim

just drew a holographic mousey from a booster pack of /brit/ cards

>>221586941
yep and they have loads of burger bars and chicken shops there where they all go to stab each other

>>221586908
world's lost its soul. people just gawp at their phones for everything now

>>221586931
>brown female writer
grim

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Currently reading Beyond Human Rights: Defending Freedoms by Alain de Benoist

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good season for us lads

>>221586961
willing to trade for my standard issue but vintage mikey card? its like-mint condition

mental how people used to just “go out”. like you’d just leave the house with no purpose or goal in mind. you’d head to the pub just to see who was there, or walk up the high street to see what was going on. that all stopped around the late 2000s when everyone got mobile phones and now people only met up or went places by pre organising it first. nothing was spontaneous

the entire way human beings interacted with each other, how civilisation worked just changed in like 2 years. i was a young kid then so very bizzare to have your formative years in that transition

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>>221586946
we're both soulless new world colonies mate fuckup

>>221586910
Romans and Celts

>>221586995
good post

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>>221586941
its their version of pubs
getting high off sugar and the like

>>221586995
do you reckon Africans still just "go out" like that?

>>221586995
alri marshall mcluhan

>>221586995
2015mong

>>221586941
mental how much of the british high street is just money laundering operation for foreign organised crime

>>221586994
i know what i got

>>221587004
we have a tiny bit more history than you

>>221586995
>or walk up the high street to see what was going on
Called an incelwalk mate i do this all the time

poo rapist incorporated

i don't like being forced to engage with people whom i hate who cannot take a signal that I don't want a conversation

roo papist

Australia has town squares that got turned into pedestrianised green spaces in the 1970s and then got paved over in prestige architect designed projects costing tens of millions of dollars in the early 2000s, creating urban heat islands and destroying any reason to stay in the CBD

the australian lunar colonies

have you guys ever interacted with a black person? i mean had a real convo with them? ever befriend one?

>>221587076
Australian Catholic

bruce on the moon

>>221587081
>CBD
cock and ball device?

>>221587100
howling

>>221587100
oh behave x

>>221586941
convinced creams is a front or a tax dodge or something. got one on putney high st and i've never seen a single person in it.

>>221587097
yes
yes
no

>>221586550
This turns me on

>>221587097
>convo
yeah
>befriend
no

>>221587097
Yeah

where can i buy diamond shaped timber

For me, it'd have to be Tas.

have you guys ever interacted with a jeet? i mean had a real convo with them? ever befriend one?

>>221586688
Cool, is that why it's called Britain?

>>221587097
sucked one off but never had a convo with one

>>221587097
no, no and no. I live in a village in rutland and have never been to a city thoughever. I'm not so "worldly".

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>>221587100

yo [x] is wild bro
yoooo [x] is crazy bro
naaah tho [x] is diabolical

doomscrolling pornhub shorts

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Amazing the kind of cult-like bubble Celtic supporters live in. The whole solar system except for them agrees that the matches were manipulated to give them the trophy again

>>221587133
>>221587142
why didn't you befriend them?
>>221587143
are you still friends?
>>221587179
how does that happen? grindr?
>>221587200
would you ever befriend one and talk to one?

kanga-ruby-granger

Can't believe there's people that never clicked on Woody and Buzz are supposed to be gay lovers
>I'm gonna take you to infinity, and beyond!
>I got a "snake" in my "boot"!
>You got a friend in me!
>Woody repeatedly turns down Bo Peep and Jessie
>Takes comfort in being owned by a stronger man "Andy"
>Oh yeah pull on the cord that sticks out my backside Buzz

>>221587097
knew one in high school he was a decent lad but he also only dated year 8s and 7s all the way up to year 12 which was a bit odd

everyone look, rorke is dancing a funky fresh dance!

>>221587208
>how does that happen? grindr?

spontaneous club toilet

>>221587225
Typical of irish diaspora

>>221587213
*sarcastic mark corrigan voice*
that’s a thing is it now?

>>221587203
love these little demonic freaks

you lot believe in demons and such?
feels like some people have that demonic look and/or feel to them

>>221587285
Somalis in your case

>>221587200
nigga lives in the map men town

>>221587285
I believe in orcs

This post, like all others, will be lost in time. Forgotten about mere moments after I post it...

>>221587285
sin shows up in the face, attitude and way people carry themselves

>>221587256
woody got wood

>>221587285
Pretty sure heatherpaedo and a few other posters here are possessed by literal demons

>>221587336
That why you so ugly then deegsy?

>>221587335
if pokemon npcs posted in /brit/

leftypol: how goes it?
rorke: I've been better. you?
leftypol: I've been better
rorke: I hope things get better
leftypol: bye!
rorke: goodbye

>>221587335
make some memorable posts boring cunt

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>>221587280
i dont even know what this lil nibba is

>>221587285
rich freaks like epstein do and they’re winning so there must be something to it

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>>221587200
>have never been to a city
sorry what?

going to be perfectly honest, dont like gay people at all

Masturbate your pathetic worthless cock for me

>>221587365
why's he made my knob hard

*commits that post to memory to bring up months from now during a melty*

where do you lads spaff? your tummy? or what

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>>221587380

>>221587387
bit gay

>>221587399
inside boxer shorts

>>221587380
ass salami allah cum brother, good to see another pakistani poster here

>>221587343
some people are just born with mental problems and bad luck
thousands of impressionable young autistic men worldwide will get a hormone spike in their brain as a child when they're watching the willy wonka blueberry scene or something and then they're stuck jacking off to autistic deviantart shit for the rest of their lives. i suspect heatherfreak is one of these

>>221587375
“What good is it, if a man were to gain the entire world, but lose his soul?”

>>221587399
into a vagina

>>221587417
that happened to my cousin darren

>>221587399
in my wife...

>>221587399
into the toilet where it belongs

>>221587365
brushtail possum

>>221587423
i wouldn’t mess with that sort of stuff personally. i’m happy with my little life

>>221587410
desperate gimmick

decided to walk across north Spain on the camino primitivo two weeks ago on a whim. 2/3rds of the way through n just wanna go home now but can't quit so I'm stuck here about a week

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rrorke

>>221587437
what happened to him

>>221587285
seeing more people that unironically believe in demons lately think humanity is rapidly becoming more retarded

No white Brit has an issue with homosexuals. Simply doesn't happen. Soon as you seethe about gays you're basically shouting about how you're a brown foreigner.

what kind of freaky sister-fucking 12-fingered backwoods mong gets to adulthood never having been to a city?

>grindr
enjoy antibiotic resistant STDs. reddit is the best gay hookup app

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hes like ϱ xD

>>221587471
cap

>>221587495
that thing is not human bro

>>221587482
i don’t base my morality off what “true white people” do

uh oh melty

hate unifags so much

>>221587526
Yes you base it off the Quran or Kick livestreamers o algo

saw a cute girl walking with a blind stick earlier and thought i would like a blind or partially sighted gf

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>>221587495
ringtails are even more fucked up

>>221586524
some are alright
>>221586545
Yeah I used to love panel shows and all kinds of channel4 stuff.
>>221586579
Good lad then, what happened with her?

choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG7I4oniOyA

>>221587354
good post

>>221587564
why