Hauntaholics edition
first for me
poo
Post the pengest slags
What's you goto brand of trainers? Since being 16 I have always purchased Adidas as being brought up in Manchester they have always been my go-to. Anyway my Mrs bought me a pair of new balance, I said I'm not wearing them, she replied your 34 now it doesn't really matter anymore.lol. I tell you what they are great and extremely comfortable. I should have changed brands years ago. It will be sketchers next. Hahaha.
in beddy bo bo's, going to sleep, and there's nothing you can do to stop me
where should i visit in canada
Deena Payne sex arse
emotional pink witch
>>221591199i wear sketchers lol. they slip on without any effort. it’s amazing
>>221591203literally why would you ever do that
>>221591203canada
>>221591159Let's go Superrorke!
>>221591203BC or nothing
Atheist arguments be like God isn't real because this bloke once kissed a foot o algo
used to be a movie guy then i stopped watching movies but people still think im a movie guy so when i see my family they'll be all like "see any good movies lately" and i'll be like "no"
saw a video of her crying thinking about mac miller
Hardly even racist but every celestial and asiatic shitheel in Vancouver should be systemically purged
West Ham are 1/20 to go down now with some bookies
>>221591272then what do they be like after that
stepmum's lost a bit of weight she's still chubby but her arse is the perfect size and shape nowcor
>>221591301they say "i thought you were a movie guy" to which i say "not anymore"
:/
>>221591272ktim except I don't talk to people
>>221591199She fit the mrs.?
>>221591268most of the “atheists” here aren’t looking at the question honestly they just like mocking and looking down on people whether it’s religion or race
big up mi bruddahs wagwan jah blessings mi got di wite gyaldem bouncin pon mi tingting dey feel me bumbum too ay
>>221591320how does it fart?
>>221591326What kind have guy are you now?
there's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's the former yugoslav republic of macedonia
rorke spoiling the family dinner rambling about small boat migrants (he is still sober)
fucked it all up havent i
>>221591353she doesnt do that
im visiting the UK and i have 5 days left, i'm at bristol what should i go see ?
>>221591350rorke...you've changed...
>my favourite chaturbate girl from my teenage years is back after a 10 year hiatus>got a boob reduction and a bunch of tattoos This is my 9/11
Simply can't take tradLARP christLARPer seriously not in Britain especially not on 4chan of all places lmaoYou're knowingly lying to yourself, nobody in this country is Christian stop playing retard chud and grow up
arsenal has to lose
>>221591162Rorke wants to deport THIS?!
>>221591183
aussies are the peak of the anglo race
>>221591387people do actually have religious beliefssorry you were raised in a godless household
Can't watch any of these webms on my iPhone x
>>221591387Hope u don’t celebrate Christmas then
>>221591268>>221591342I don't look down on religious people but I don't believe in God myself because I haven't come across convincing evidence which indicates God's existence
>>221591403I'm bricked up
Rorke be like: "I can hate both the bosses and recognise the decline of western imperialist supremacy as well as the constant process of upgrading the means of production to be a shackle for the working class AND persistently resist and deflect from the only solution which could put a halt to the consequences of the aforementioned in my life"
>>221591235because it's a huge beautiful country
mary loves dick
>>221591414Actually I was raised religious which is why I can sniff out zoomer chud tradLARPers like yourself a mile off
>>221591387Argumentum ad populum
>>221591355now im a "do lots of little things but never tell anyone about it because i don't like being tied down to being the [hobby] guy" guy
>>221591368the bristol poo scale
>>221591320Wew lad, get her shagged up it then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHA2VLDiLr4
if australians were british people that migrated like 200 years ago why do they sound like that? how have they developed such a weird accent in that time surely they should just sound british
>>221591456
>>221591390PGMOL says no
>>221591424You mean Yule? Saturnalia? It's existed longer than Christianity and especially more so than your current zoomer contrarian LARP
>>221591450and how do you know i am a larperi actually do believe and attend church
Is Jesus Christ the most successful conman in the history of the universe?
>>221591450>chudyour entire argument is just racism
>>221591454What's your current favourite hobby?
>>221591508playing basketball
oh dear… are the batons bashing again? are they? oh no. they’re absolutely going at it now, aren’t they? proper vigorous, that is. bit relentless, really. no sense of moderation whatsoever just full tilt, all enthusiasm and no restraint. good heavens. one does wonder whether they’ll ever pack it in for the evening, or if this is simply the new normal now. very energetic affair indeed… almost concerningly so…
>>221591469it's entirely performativethey sound like they're from kent when they're alone
>>221591427>For those with faith, no evidence is necessary; for those without it, no evidence will suffice.St. Thomas Aquinas
wonder what the average normie would think about my life, 28 years old and have never left the countryonly left yorkshire once and it was on a school trip to london
>>221591497I can tell from decades of experience going to church and decades of browsing 4chan, not going to waste time debating the obvious Your "religion" stems entirely from your contrarian chuddy politics and chronical online nonsense
>>221591419>one bad breakup away from having to film OF videos in your car to make ends meetThis is truly the Scarface moment of women>>221591406The only reason they entered eurovision is to have access for the 5 eyes, convince me otherwise.
>>221591514Nice can you dribble between your legs?
ween always struck me as aussies but they're both yanks
wow the most tedious cunts imaginable are having an argument about religion again
i just got back after spending a weekend in our nations capital for the first time in my life and i have to say I LOVE LONDON it was amazing!!!
the lads
>>221591537trvke
>>221591536also 28 and never left rutland x
>>221591537i accept your concession>you’re a larper!>how>because you are!great stuff
>cunts (plural)
put some pizza pockets in the air friar but I think they would've been better in the microwave as I think the soggy bread would've made it feel more like pizzathey are not particularly nice either, shan't be buying again
>>221591502he got crucified by his followers so no
>>221591534So basically faith is choosing to believe in a statement without evidence to support that statement.In which case why not have faith that Santa really exists? Why not have faith that magic is real, and witches are real, and leprechauns are real? You might as well believe any fantastical notion if "no evidence is necessary".
>>221591536Yorkshire is lovely
>>221591553not really. i try and do it and end up moving my leg out of the way to make room and that puts me off balance.i mostly practice shooting atm
It's my birthday lads. Had a bunch of mates over for a BBQ yesterday and just got really drunk and fucked about, had a bit of a fire in the chimenea. Today walked dogberg and ordering some pizza in. 36 is alright I reckon.
Is this your culture now?
>>221591469Really, is that your question? Bro, germans change language every time they hit a coast. "Iz zat a new beech Hansarostock? Vi betta chenj aua langwich"
>>221591582LARP on little zoomer!
>>221591567they should not be allowed food after the season they've had
>>221591596east yorkshire is peng
Hands are really cold today team.
>>221591596what is bangaranga? some bulgarian memespeak?
Been looking into a bunch of /brit/ oldfags in the archives, people from like 2013, craven and sir dumfries and such. Gone like tears in the rain, who even knows them, not I and yet here we stand in their general
>>221591603Fuck off normie bastard
>>221591602Last time I tried it I sacked myself and almost puked Now I stick to my safe sedentary incel freak hobbies
I became religious when I was 23. Yes, it was around the time Sam Hyde (my hero) started talking about religion a lot.
>>221591469Australian English arose from a dialectal melting pot created by the intermingling of early settlers who were from a variety of dialectal regions of Great Britain and Ireland,[6] though its most significant influences were the dialects of South East England.[7] By the 1820s, the native-born colonists' speech was recognisably distinct from speakers in Britain and IrelandThe dialects of South East England, including most notably the traditional Cockney dialect of London, were particularly influential on the development of the new variety and constituted "the major input of the various sounds that went into constructing" Australian English. All the other regions of England were represented among the early colonists. A large proportion of early convicts and colonists were from Ireland (comprising 25% of the total convict population), and many of them spoke Irish as a sole or first language.
>>221591579You ever been to the single McD's in Rutland? I remember the news stories when it opened
>>221591629>talking about things that happened longer than 1 hour agoare you some kind of unc?
>>221591602lmao, squat my jigga.Also, shooting and running are more important than dribbling between the legs.
>>221591667i am actually
>>221591626scr
>>221591625I visited York and surrounding areas>>221591629no idea
>>221591657never been
>>221591593What the quote is saying that is for those that choose to believe, you don’t need evidence. For those set on not believing, no evidence will suffice.An atheist could see Jesus appear before them and give them a full account of their life. They could either believe, or they could say “fucking hell ive really went mental this time”. Faith is a choice of your heart.As for why I believe in God there’s theological arguments such as the prime mover and the fine tuning argument. But I cannot choose for you. That’s a decision you have to make.
>>221591606>Excerpt from one of the most horrific parts of one of the most horrific crimes in our nations history >"this is your culture"It's as much our culture as some drug gang playing a person alive and feeding them to piranhas is representative of Brazilian culture
>>221591629The battlecry of the lost boys
>>221591550>>one bad breakup away from having to film OF videos in your car to make ends meetunfortunately lozza alexis is incredibly rich despite having never shown a single flap
>>221591626Nice, not seen a vanity trip in years
>>221591702should have had a cheeky bradford visit
>>221591639like how the egyptians didn't even know who built the pyramids after a few hundred years
>>221591639just like how there's a bunch of lil niggas running around the playgrounds of the school i used to go to. they dont know me nor the precedents i set there
rorke eating his dads hairy battyhole
just accidentally wiped sausage grease in my hair
BANGARANGABANGARANGA
(8) im spinning faster than the world could (8)
>>221591753i think you did it on purpose so you'd be able to make a cool post
>>221591776>.<
>>221591741beautiful thought
Things I've bought this week>Toaster>Wireless HDMI casting receiver/transmitter>Electric Shredder>Portable Lamp with Dimmer Remote and Multiple Colours>5 Tabasco Sauces varying on heat rating>24 pack of Pepsi Max x 2>Food weighing scale>Guiness Draught Nitrosurge Beer>Toothpaste x 4>Cat Food Bowl>Cat Nail Clippers>Cat Bed/House thing>Exfoilating Gloves>Garlic Granueles 1kg>Olive Oil (1 litre)>Toilet Roll x 48>Blackout Blind Total? £223I have literally never spent so much money in my LIFE except for when I bought myself a cheeky little laptopI feel like such a valley girl haha xx
watching a video about how many calories are in lembas bread
>>221591606brazil has more murders per year than britain has had in the past 50 years
196 scrobbles!
rorke's granddad
>>221591730maybe next time, I visited twice but that was 7-8 years ago,, both times York
>>221591805>>Wireless HDMI casting receiver/transmitterthink of the delay. milliseconds out of sync
have IBS and i get really bad gas, went on a date friday and my bowels were all over the gaff literally sat there for 2 hours farting non stop and i couldnt even stop it proper vile beast of a bloke me, she laughed it off at first but by the end she was literally repulsed
need a lizzy wizzy gf
>>221591774Darinka pengaranga
>>221591846just fuck a cheese grater
>>221591844scr
in Germany ladsattended nephew's weddingjust about sobering up
>>221591835I'm not a GAY mer so that's fineI watched the FA Cup final on it yesterday and it worked just dandy One downside is it heats up like a motherfucker. Apparently that's compeltely normal though cause it's sending so much data wirelessly. Just tired of that fucking cable streching all the way across my room.
Oh, my days don't tell Diego what they used to call Brazil nuts
>>221591851bulgarians really are fresh off the steppe huh
>>221591851is this downie timmy’s new muse?
>>221591851bulgarian women all look like this
>>221591844low FODMAP diet will help you ladtrust me, I'm a poo expert
>>221591774catberg..........on a madness!
>>221591896nigger who tf is downie timmy
‘chabin bla x
reform voters are so retarded it genuinely makes me sad this country is cooked
>>221591886when i was a smackhead one of my mates binged on brazil nuts and ended up hospitalized was pretty funny how he was blasting smack but almost died to brazil nuts haha
sucking on brazil nuts
cant even tell the difference between aussie and brit accent when i meet one irl
there is a greater than 0% chance that the doc is gonna have to stick a camera up my piss hole
>>221591888>>221591907no she has a unique face
>>221591921im calling the female a downie
>>221591934once a smackhead always a smackhead
0 work done
>>221591860kidding yourself if you think cyberware pussy isn't absolutely insane
>>221591980skips leg day
>>221591932pensioners exclusively, soon to die, on borrowed time, many won't live to see 2029, they're not like AfD which has a large youth voting base toothe future is green
join the lush party xwe'll make everything lush x
>>221591996on a Sunday? good ladhow was Church?
buy a timex expedition or dont bother?
>>221592081give me a smartwatch or give me death
curse my pakistani existence
rorkes sister
>>221592068it was a fire and brimstone sermon which shook the depths of our souls
NOOOO stop it stop it STOP IT don't bully me noooooOOOOO STOP
>>221591709oh, so it is; I'm sorry. Also: not piranhas: pigs, since they eat bones; drug-dealers now own pigs in favelas>>221591818it will change in less way than 50 years and you know that
>>221592177sovl
>>221591567>>221592179
>>221592179the only normal one is mo salah
>>221591835i'd like to retract this comment after considering that audio and video may be outputted from the same source (like a TV), in which case the delay would be the same for both and therefore cause no desync.
the bulgar menace must be stopped from infiltrating /brit/
chinamen be like "ni hao"
>oh, so it is;
rec me some comfy sunday evening youtube vidoes
>>221592251because he's the only one with the sense to leave Liverpool
>>221592179Dangerous day to be a baklava
>>221592284this is what you encounter near roundabouts late at night
going to start hanging around some roundabouts late at night
>>221592284BLYAT
they targeted gamers
the only thing going for me is that i'm white
can't be trusted to drink spirits around the missus apparently. Just end up acting like an arse and upsetting her then regretting it later. Looks like it's a lifetime of beer for me now, the days of getting poosteaming to a blackout level are over it would seem.
>>221592278https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_YXN8PiFNM
didn't actually get to the roundabout because i was tired
>>221592371dunno maybe correct your behaviours
>>221592385hahaha
is 4chan social media?
>>221592278bobby fingers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UoHb0ziMDA
sieg zeon
>>221592371aura loss shes going to leave you for a black man if you dont wisen up
I'm bloated and my feet stink
>>221592401never reply to me again
>>221592360https://youtu.be/s-09gNDsPzQ?si=CLBxMlUIHo4r6yiN
>>221592269?
>>221592377Porkchop sandwiches!
>>221592278https://youtu.be/AXYaawcLUp0
yeah im thinking it fucking looms
need tonrepair my relationship with the family
Wayne Gooney
LIVERPOOL
>>221592377love masao hes been MIA for 2 years tho :(
terrible youtube recsunsurprisingly all from foreigns
>>221592337kino from the past
>Rorke... You'll be a baldcel soon... (to the tune of "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" by Neil Diamond)
Don't know what "pre-workout" and "post-workout" are. I just lift weights and call it a day.
wish I had a wife
>>221592496past month or so the algorithm has been fucked where it doesnt recmmend anything worthile at all
>>221592502its like make up marketing but for guys
madein is rapein
pre-workout wankpost-workout shag
wayne pooney
>>221591974not touched the muck in over 10 years
/gif/ is just interracial porn isn't it
>>221592278https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j00A0CKTAmI
going to have some cookies for tea
>>221592590no it's also trans porn
wtmywtsc isn't
>>221592129yes, all three, rawnext question
>>221592590Some peng gay men on there
>>221592590dont like that place dont like scrolling past thumbnails of people dying and black willies to find a normal thread
>>221592592I'm subbed to tthis channel
before I knew it I've become a dirty old man
punching blackcurrants
replenishing glycogen
>>221592590
>>221592586...said your ex
>>221592642>blacker runtsWhat DID he mean by this??
>>221592664i lived on a river boat with my ex for a while, nice memories minus the fact we were both off our tits most of the time
>go to a social meetup walk yesterday>it's mostly couples>the women on their own have boyfriends/husbandsIf you don't have a gf by 30 you're fuckedt. 33 and will probably die alone
That's it then. Another week on the scrapheap
>>221592716im 25 and im a vf
>>221592703sure you did joe necchi
do you know record stores in london that sell cheap used CDs?I remember several stores in manchester selling doves records or all peep show seasons on dvd for like 2 pounds, like wtf
>>221592590and the occasional gore thread yeah
>>221592619you need to stop
>>221592758no I've never been to london
>>221592727scrapheap challenge now that was a good programme
>>221592758just use apple music
Me tea
>>221592619guy who goes there but claims they just make him want his cock sucked
driving
>>221592727>one must imagine the toiler is happy
>>221592777https://youtube.com/watch?v=RKybAhTw8iE
>>221592788I already do
>>221592758sister ray in soho sell CDsits getting harder and harder to find places that do now, most of them just sell recordsfopp sell cheap dvds
a cloud just burst over my house and made lots of rain fall
typing lincoln park into limewire
>>221592832nice thank you
>>221592828what do you need cd’s for then? fell for the collect physical media meme?
Mates were saying how excited they were for The Odyssey. Had to hide my power level and say "yeah looks alright tbf"The way to move between the normies undetected is to never take a strong opinion on anything
>>221592751dont know who joe necchi is but im not trying to make it sound like something glamorous, the boat was absolutely fucked any sane person would have paid you to get rid of it we were going to fix it up but all the money we had used to go on gear, we used to go up to scotland and pick spuds for money a month up there would keep us going for a while
fred again is the most irritating man on earthposh cunt
should i buy some mandy and post utter twaddle here next weekend?
>>221592727>>22159282135 and never once worked medidn't even inherit much but enough to carry me all the way to the gravecannot IMAGINE having to work for a living
recommend me one of these videos to watch
>>221592832oh shit I remember fopp, been there in 2023>>221592864I've been collecting since the 00s, I just like owning them+ all the bonus stuff
>>221592129Is this some fresh unite the kingdom content?
>>221592865easy for me as i don't have any opinions
>>221592896pop the bernie ecclestone one on for us la x
>>221592865haven't watched a hollywood film since the matrix reloaded
>>221591805>Cat Nail ClippersThey trim their own nails you mongo
>>221592896there's a spooky howl in the background at the end of the gary eats video and everyone is ignoring it
>>221592870he’s a character in a book called ‘cain’s book’ by alexander trocchi. he’s a heroin addict who lives on a boat. maybe you’d enjoy it
rorke imagining himself giving his gf a tour of the city on his incel walk
>>221592913i see, building your own library and that
just hid my power level in holland & barrett
>>221592896might watch that katie roams videoi do like a train videohope shes not irritating and shows lots of footage of the train itself
most people throughout history had 0 privacy and they'd have to see their parents fuck and other shit
in bedand i know what you're thinking and the answer is yes, i am
>>221592970should I visit belgium, my friend?any big town that isn't full with you know what?
>>221592983hot
>>221592758Does it have to be in person? Just use music magpie
>>221592865>>221592927I've developed pure apathy tbf, so nobody asks me anyway.
Rorke mate get your arse out go on
fair warning
>>221593023yes because I'll be in london in june for billy talent + alexisonfire at ovo arenastaying in ilford for three days
I wear satisfy, rorke wears kiprun
>>221592590I only go in there filtered up to the teeth
>>221593006i live in england, just using this flag lol
>>221591117Most of the anons ITT will be too young to know what this gif represents (Chao World in SA2)
>>221593081oh shit
>>221593058Are there no gigs in Germany?
just using the flag. no reason for it really haha
the weekend is overthe wage toil is upon memost troubling
what are some boomer clothing brands like Fat Face and White Stuff?
>>221593027>Woah that guy is so quiet and mysterious
>>221593107no, they'll play the second in album in full in amsterdam, paris, vienna and london so I chose amsterdam and london
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmjl6MTQ1bIthat's rorke done
it looms
>>221593027I'm jelly, must be comfy
>>221593117Slazenger
Sir Kia Sportage
england expects every toiler to do their duty
if I could find the right lens I'd be handsome
I'm the wagoner here to take u home
>>221593214not a toiler though am I
Rorke coming home to a couch ripped to shreds by catberg because "they trim their own nails you mongo"
>>>/gif/30664653>>>/gif/30664653>>>/gif/30664653
anyone notice how much the range of items on Ebay has gone down? I used to buy the majority of my knick knacks from there but nowadays I get it all from amazon and typically only buy second hand stuff off Ebay
>>221592966cheers will see if i can find it
>>221593166I wouldn't go that far. It's not a rewarding feeling.
>>221593277Rorke doesn't own cats because cats are for sheeds
>>221593281mischief on a sunday?
>>221593296Maybe it's best in moderation then, I care way too much about life
new pet
one hope one quest
>>221593283Is this reduced range in the room with us right now?
just saw soogs farting
You Can't keep a cat in a shed
>>221593281there's a lot of naughty stuff on that board
>>221593320Not against the rules is it
>>221593283Is this a quote from the keynote at the boring cunt convention?
mates gf is fit but dresses like a bad shein advertisement
>>221591823LELMAOProof that a genius isn't an all-knower nor a saint
UK Apachi along di Shy FX
Bro really replied to an hour old post after bump limit
>>221593411what do you mean everything he said is right and nothing he said is "unsaintly" or unchristian
>>221593448
>>221593457Don't know why but I've just had the strongest feeling, almost ethereal that your house fucking reeks
I'm making the new brb
NEW>>221593499>>221593499>>221593499
Just seen a gay porn
https://youtube.com/watch?v=N-qCgpUTQbY
>>221591203québec
