Mp5 edition
>>221596867>>221596867
goin mad
poo
how come you never see the chinese at the world cup
>>221599288freaky voodoo shed
>>221599292They were in 2002
>>221599292Cause they're shite
that's itit's overI'm a disgusting little pleb just like you foul creatures now life is pain
the new, migrate when ready:>>221599269>>221599269>>221599269
>>221599292everyone single one of them has money on it so they wouldnt be allowed to play
Emmett Patrick Garcin
someone out there wants to hurt you
>>221599292changs aren't very good at team sports
>>221599304you aren't giving money away to this nigga any more. what's the downside
>>221599303logically shouldn’t be thoughthere’s 1.4 billion of them how can they not produce 22 decent ballers
Going to eat some FREE food
wagwan
>>221599338rethuglicans raging
>>221599329More strange is Mexico. Crazy about football, 150 million people. 0 wc wins, never even been to the final>corruptionso is Brazil, yet they won 5, only in recent times the nepotism and corruption has ruined their FA
>>221599292they went in 2002 and lost every game
>>221599348Turns out there is such thing as a free meal nigga
Rorke's theme music, when he's ready to rapehttps://voca.ro/1nZF23KA9Tdf
so tired of it
>>221599352they always get to the knockouts and quarters just perennial bottle merchants the mexicans i think
genuinely fucking hate women so much they're all so fucking stupid and evilnot reallybut yes really a little bit they are horrible and i hate them most of the time
>>221599370me too, nigga
They gaped ME, Jerry!
>>221599359what about when mumberg takes me out for lunch
every single Aussie programme starts with a apology like this
>>221599378homosexual post
>>221599329meaninglessif less than 1% of them have historically played football from childhood then they have a smaller real sample than england. and no massive culture, funding etc surrounding it
i am a biotic god
>>221599397reckon more than 1% of chinese kids kick a ball about they should at least be a regional heavyweight in asia but they don’t even do well in the afc cup
>>221599395grim
Islam is a panacea
this time next year we'll all be in bulgaria for eurovisionhaha i bet rorke will get hammered and try to retake constantinople
height doesn't matter vro it's your personality vro
>>221599434this is what they mean though you’re becoming bitter over your height. women can sense desperation
bangarangabangarangabangarangachoon
any woman hating incels in
>>221599407Don't most of them do ping pong?
>>221599322where is he
>>221599462Dunno
>>221599434Most woman are statistically 5'4"I'm 5'7 though"This is all arguments with Women
trap doujinshi later
>>221599407yeah they probably kicked a ball around but most places probably haven't had organised leagues and opportunities, at least not 20-30 years agoreckon now more of that is in place they'll start being good in 10-20 years
get the lead out take the blood out
bet some mad shit goes on chinajust a hunch i have
why are you still awake? shouldn't you be in bed getting some sleep for toil?
attack women with heavy objects
>>221599520I slept from 10 to 2 unfortunately
raping a cloud
>>221599520Shouldn't you?
>>221599538it's half 8also i wfh so i typically wake up at 10am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWhXVU2xGfg
bombaclart mi penis a fall off
>>221599520I'm unemployed
[YouTube] Sonic Adventure 2 Battle Animal Location Guide - Security Hall (embed)
ordering the pu pu platter
bombashart
>>221599551patriot
>>221599537how are you doing that x
>>221599378thought this until i ran into the toilfu who is angelic
>>221599562yessir
>>221599461Used to be like games, it would be like going to E3 or watching G4 and then going to gamestop, you had to go to gamestop. Now it's all, especially since Covid I mean, it's all like tss tss lysol tss tss lysol tss tss lysol get some lysol on that shit tss tss
>>221599551it's your duty to work hard to support the state that has given you so much
the bit where they made karl eat the burgers was out of order
>>221599579But I have mental health you see
/brit/'s hero
>>221599545Fair enough, I'm unemployed but may be working in the next few weeks. Would like to do fuck all and sit on benefits for a while though, only seems fair considering my taxes go towards housing a group of 11 somalians
i have NEVER had sex or had a girlfriend LOL
>>221599520Work starts at 1pm for me
anybody available to adopt a pupper?
>>221599592poo screaming in a niggers face this is me
>>221599520i’m a neet not by choice i got sacked recently
>>221599592yeah uhh ktim
>>221599592Sex is over-rated all I care about is blowjobs & footjobs
>>221599600Good riddance.
desperate for a shite but I know my arse won't cooperate once I'm sat on the toilet. it isn't going to poo out the poo that it should do.
>>221599606blog on
If I have to go back to toil I'll honestly just kms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweIis life in America really like this
>>221599606foids would rather date gorechad than me jfl
>>221599615get off the opiates
>>221599592oh my fucking days rorke
>>221599623what you know about life in america? probably nothing.cuz you're weak
good to see them get one
>>221599637done that softie
>>221599609most girls fannies are loose because they dont do any exercise
>>221599520I'm on year three of my post-uni one year gap year so no toil.
was rather hoping mumberg would be heading to work by now and I could get this sick day wank underway
>>221599592i haven't had sex in over 6 weeks. want to kms
>>221599641never seen an indian called aaronit's weird when they have normal names
>>221599662poor guy
>>221599662I haven't in over 2 years
they're here
lots of hate and evil in the world lots of malice and foulnessneed Jesus to come back and sort it all out soon tbqh
right well that's me falling into a lathe and getting degloved
when a chinese nigga tells you he is named "John" but his chinky mates call him Zhonguwei
>>221599606what should you actually do in this situation though
>>221599686The best death a brit lad can get
yes my name li zhuwei but you can calling me Winston :)
knew a guy in hs called zhou chang and we nicknamed him harry potter lol
>>221599695Kill her and hide the body in the woods
>>221599707hi winny
>>221599637is there really nothing to do in Phoenix, Arizona?
>>221599693We had a Chines fella in our class, couldn't speak English or Bulgarian, we called him Tim, his name was something like Xiaomi or something.
>>221599693Asian guy at toil said his name was Jackie and I was confused why he had a woman's name but then realised he'd done a racism on himself and named himself after Jackie Chan as his anglo name
>>221599710sc
90s kid
>>221599714i meant if it was your boyfriend but ok
gonna get the NBA on. Game 7. Exciting.
>>221599726mad how there's a little chinese bulgarian fella out there in the world somewhere
>>221599736ktim
going to go into work tomorrow and be really outgoing and confident and likeable
>>221599752won't do this myself as i don't have a job
>>221599724it's hot and dry as hell year round since you live in a desert. april-october is especially bad
>>221599748I miss him, we took him under our wing, took him to cafes and parties/bars, one time he made his hair spiky like the guys in anime, girls would dance with him. His mother thanked us one time that we were so friendly so he wouldn't be alone. Can't even remember how we communicated but we had a blast, he would bring us Chinese food from their restaurant. I hope he is doing ok.He couldn't participate in the classes cause of the language barrier but he was mad good at math and physics.
>>221599677why not just shag a brass
i only watch vtubers
>>221599806>Can't even remember how we communicatedbro what
>>221599825He couldn't speak Bulgarian or English, I think we used a translator at some point, but we were just vibing at first.
>>221599806based
>>221599838when ur kids u dont need to communicate to be friends
>>221599806based Bulgarian brothers we had a japanese guy at my high school and he had that angry, silent Chud glare. didnt see him get any friends except for a half-swedish/half-japanese chick who was friendly to him
Who's ready for furlough round 2 with mouse virus???
>>221599865we barely had any shutdowns and people who were masked were stared at as freaks lel
what if all ancient brits were swarthoids and the only reason anybody has different hair or eye colors is from germanic invasions
>>221599865mousenonce saved us from toil
>>221599881roar
>>221599852Trvke, he was pretty chill and always smiling, one year he just didn't come back, his parents probably moved.>>221599853did he speak the language? >half-swedish/half-japanese chickwhat does that look like?
>>221599922>did he speak the language?no idea, I never heard him speak. he wasnt in my class but it was a small school so I would pass by him and he would give me an angry Chud stare.>what does that look like?very attractive, desu all half-asian half-swedish women are super hot
>>221599881kek
( o )( o )
>>221599883depends what you mean the first farmers to come in the neolithic had brown hair and eyes and looked mediterranean the bell beaker culture were the first “modern european” looking people to come. the people with the most descent from these today in the isles are scot’s and irishthen in the iron age a migration from france brought more southern looking people into the island, but they only made a large impact in southern england and wales. these people mixed with the older indo european stock to make the “celtic britons”, but with far less input the further north you wentthen the romans came but they didn’t leave much genetic impact because all the britons lived in the countryside and the romans lived in their globohomo colonias that were abandoned in the 5th century then the anglo saxons came and mixed with all the people already there to form the english. the irish also settled the north of the island at this point and bred with the local caledonians to form the scottish people. the welsh are the britons that avoided saxon conquest. then the norman’s came after them but they were an elite conquest and not a mass migration so whatever genetics filtered out into the population. then 1,000 years went by, britain and ireland spread their people to 2 empty continents. then the biomass came (you are here) t. ancient genetic autism expert here
>>221599957oh my ggodufff
>>221599955whats good my nigga
>>221599938>very attractive, desu all half-asian half-swedish women are super hotThat's what I thought. I'm not really a fan of Asian girls but hapas are very attractive.
i owe $2000 on my credit cards
I'm colourblind
>>221599980what life like in Bulgaria? all the bulgarians I have encountered in my life have been violent psychopaths so I have a negative view of the place
>Gwenyth Plaltrow married a man shorter than herthat's weird init
>>221600017Didn't she use her pussy juice to make a candle once
i want to have sex with a woman but i can't
>>221600022corrr would love to scran on that candle
i dun really want to do anything anymore
>>221600022
>>221600014I personally like it but things have gotten insanely expensive (like everywhere else). >all the bulgarians I have encountered in my life have been violent psychopaths so I have a negative view of the placeOh really, that's unfortunate
i want a pussy juice candlei would shove it up my ass
>>221600023because you cannot get a woman in bed or because you physically cannot perform?
fittest woman i ever met was a morrocan girl from barcelona who had bright blue eyes. her skin was that perfect yellow-bronze-tan, not brown but not pale either. her body was also perfect and she was very nice. her parents were from morocco but she was raised in spain. she could speak 5 languages, arabic, french, english, german and spanish. thankfully i could speak spanish so that made me more interesting than a regular british tourist. this was in the line for razzmatazz and i lost her in there it was so busy. it’s a shame i never got her instagram. i would have married that girl if i had the chance. barcelona was a great holiday, had the time of my life there.
>>221600022yeah she did
>>221600043Did you shag anyone up the arse in Barcelona?
>>221600042i am 4'2
i'm 3'6
>>221600060i didn’t as a matter of fact mate no
i'm 6'7
Was rock hard thinking about something in bed last night but can't for the life of me remember what it was
>>221600043fittesy foid i've ever met was this black girl at university with huge tits and a massive forehead
>>221600076probably thinking about me
I'm fit
>>221600074well what did u do other than get cucked by some african?
>>221600040in 2007, a swedish tourist got beaten to death by a bouncer at a Bulgarian nightclub it was all over the media and I remember thinking that Bulgaria sounds like a scary place, when I read about it as a kid
just smoked a cigarrette and got cancer
>>221600096um where did this come from
>>221599811That's like secretly paying for someone to write your PhD thesisI won't do that
>>221600096the fella she was actually with in the queue was a white french guy. he was nice but he didn’t speak much english.
my first introduction to bulgaria was a minecraft youtuber called bodil40
my first introduction to bulgaria was myfreecams
*starts making sex noises*
>>221600043Marrocan girls are peng, for me one of the fittest was a Lebanese that I sort of fumbled. One of th best pair of tits I've ever seen was on an Indian chick interestingly enough. >>221600098Oh yeah that happens, I saw that on time at Sunny Beach, guys was harassing a girl all night and he got beaten so hard we though he died, we were looking for articles the next week but couldn't find one. It was at a rave at Cacao beach. We are pretty friendly though, when we get a foreigner here we always take him out for drinks and show him a good time, I've got two mates that liked it so much they moved here, one was from Netherlands, one from the UK who moved with his then gf and they are married now.
my first introduction to bulgaria was viktor krum from harry potter (20 years old, fucking 14 year old hermione)
>brother how did you know i'm bulgarian
dimitar berbatov is from bulgaria
>>221600157Does Sofia see much British tourists?
swaying back and forth on my bed
>>221600170for me, it was stillyian petrov
>>221600172Sofia isn't anywhere near the sea niggawhy the fuck would anyone go there
>>221600157sounds pretty cool, maybe I should visit only time I visited the Balkans was a visit to Bosnia, idk how similar that is to Bulgaria
do you pronounce the L in the surname palmer
Bulgarians are “turkomen” according to Hitler
>>221600147lel, there was a girl in our highschool that was doing chaturbate >>221600160insane hairline>>221600172Yeah all over the place not only Sofia>>221600193You should visit, it's still relatively cheap compared to your standards anyway
>>221599680
>>221600199delet
would you watch a tv show called the carrot concept
>>221600210do you think I can score a hot Bulgarian gf if I go and visit
>>221600237more likely to get beaten to death by a bouncer
>>221600247D:
>>221600237I mean it depends, if you are outgoing you probably could. >>221600247>>221600253Just don't start fights or harass women and you'll be fine
The messaging has started, we will Breturn
don't know anything about anything really
Mental how in England and Australia you can get arrrsted for saying words
just waiting for the reaper to take me
>>221600274based and fool pilled
>>221600274you sound so sure about that
the world is a sex arsesent to draiiiiiin
>>221600297i know bladee personally
>>221600199an unironic massive compliment given how much he hated slavsturks were >>>> slavs in his book
a wise man once said>I guess I'm just the fool, I don't know anything
>>221600303dont care broget off my dick
love posting inane drivel on the internet me
done watching the basketball'tis a blowout
seriously what was that Hitler guy's fucking problem
>>221600281what about free speech?
>>221600303Do you know these guys, I really liked this movie when I was a wee lad.
i pity the fool
you can say anything you want it just has to be in the context of artistic expressionwhich, of course, /brit/ is
hurga durga
>>221600329ktim look watch thisdoing a wank
>>221600341I don't, but I really liked the movie as a kid too the only "famous" swedish person I actually know is Leffen, the fighting game player.
It's interesting that producing porn is illegal in Bulgaria but you are allowed to do Chaturbate, not sure about hardcore OF though.
Classical greek mythology and philosophy was unrealAll of those little brown freaks in tunics figured it outAll we’ve done is invent more drugs and iPhones since
>>221600380what did they figure out exactly apart from triangles
>>221600338Doesn’t exist outside of nz
>>221600374Very funny movie, any other comedy kinos like that? >the only "famous" swedish person I actually know is Leffen, the fighting game player.I don't know him, I haven't played games in 15 years probably.
grim
I wonder if it would be a fun life to be a chinese businessman operating in the grey market of narcotic precursors
>Joaquin Phoenix's real 2nd name is BottomlmaoLMAOLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>221600410not from the top of my head Sweden has a shit ton of great kino though if youre in to artsier movies
>>221600413CCORRRRR
>>221600428All of his brothers and sisters have weird names too.
>>221600431Name some
>>221600413This girl told me that many cam girls put Bulgaria in their bio but are actually from Romania or Serbia, but this one looks like she could be from here :D
>>221600413kek, send a link I want to see her getting up to some freaky shit
gen z are trying to cancel tung tung tung sahur?
>>221600402circlessiege enginesgay sex
>>221600402ExistenceThe human condition
>>221600447Sjunde Inseglet KörkarlenTurist (2014) Persona
I remember working with this old Romanian guy and he said Romania was better back when caucescu was in charge. He said Romania is full of these depopulated villages in the countryside where only a handful of pensioners remain because all the young people have gone to Bucharest or abroad. It was a pretty interesting insight
>>221600431>if youre in to artsier moviesI'm not a movie guy at all, name a famous movie and I probably haven't seen it. But you can still give some recs, any comedy ones with that dry humor
ladsI'm not a TRANNARD but I am very envious of how silky women's hair looksI would like my hair to be as silkyI'm not bent though, can't stress that enoughYou think this type of silkiness is possible for a male or do I need to go on HRT?
So ok there’s a lot of shithole countries in the EU like the Balkans and BalticHow do you stop them from all en masse going to first world countries like Germany, Benelux, or Scandinavian ones?
>>221600468>He said Romania is full of these depopulated villages in the countryside where only a handful of pensioners remain because all the young people have gone to Bucharest or abroadIt's the same here unfortunately, my grandparents village almost has no people now and it's beautiful there.
>>221600479Just use women's hair products
You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, 'That's the incel.' So... what that make you? Chad? You're not Chad. You just know how to fraud, how to looksmaxx
>>221600479I'm bald
>>221600487they don't, except the gyppos we barely have any baltics or balkans coming here, not since the Yugo wars during the 90s, and they integrated quite nicely
>>221600489do you think I could buy a really nice big house in an deserted village in the Bulgarian countryside, for an affordable price?
>>221599434
>>221600502
>>221600499very good post
>>221600487>>221600507Some NGO's are helping gypsies immigrate all over the world, I know that because 99% of them are illiterate, they don't know to spell or write in Bulgarian let alone fill a document for another country.
>>221600499kek
>>221600522>do you think I could buy a really nice big house in an deserted village in the Bulgarian countryside, for an affordable price?You definitely could, 7-8 years ago you would have bought for nothing but now things are getting insanely expensive, thank god I bought an apartment years ago with the help of my dad, better repay him than some stupid bank.
>>221600539we had a bunch of cases of gypsies luring other gypsies here with promises of work and then forced them to beg when some of them tried to flee, they broke their legs with metal pipes, shit's brutal
i am serbian
>>221599813Based
>>221600571sorry about that
>>221600268Fuck no
>>221600577bastard gypsyfucking your mother
>>221600565Yeah they do that. They also do the "deaf/blind/disabled" scams where they pretend and beg for money. Here they are afraid because Bulgarians don'tt care and will be violent but in more liberal places they can get away with it. >>221600571Give me your best Pleskavitsa recipe
this is becoming terribly common
>>221600268brexit means brexit innit
and the latest on zesty fode?
>>221600599the tides have already turned, the days of lgbtqi+ is largely behind us
>>221600599https://vocaroo.com/1OhnuNyZTt1K
it lush
>>221600622was expecting a punchline
>>221600507Why do they stay in their shitholes?To smoke cigars on their stoops and yell at their cousins?
>>221600622https://vocaroo.com/1hbv6oyrsH8p
>>221600694voyager kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbsE567K-3M
>>221600713
>>221600643So no one told you it was going to be this way Your cock's a joke, you're a bro, your face looks like a sex offender Dave!Feels like you're always stuck being labeled queerWhen you know that deep inside you're an anime lesbian girl named Motoko dear
>>221600694not familiar with this one
>>221600736
fucking hell i wish i was rich
>>221600747Never seen Star Trek
Not my best
playing subnautica 2
>>221600747fun fact about this kino episode, the Mintakans live in the system that's the rightmost in Orion's Belt, the most recognisable stars in the sky Every time I look at Orion's Belt I think of this episode.
don't have to toil on Thursday or Friday this week. Will have to start working the night shift Saturday and Sunday however
>he locks his uploads :/
>>221600768Sadly I think it was
>>221600765Should I watch it, people really seem to love this show
>>221600795Working Friday night and Saturday really fucks up my sleep cycle, had it fixed for a while but it takes real discipline
>bought this for catberg (£16)>she much prefers the box that it came inwhy do I even fucking bother
>>221600794the light seen in the orions belt is yonkers years oldthe wee mintakans are long gone me thinks
In dire need of an Emma Watson braphog facesitting session.
>>221600840it's been ten years....
>>221600813There's 5 shows nigga and yesbut I started immediately after the 2024 Olympics ended and just finished on Friday night so just be warned. It's quite addictive.
>>221600806I thought rhyming "this way" with "sex offender Dave" wasn't bad tbf
>>221600837don't say that
>>221600843I mean the one with the bald guy, Voyager I think. Seems like people love this the most.
>>221600842It hasn’t though.
>>221600865Voyager is the one with the woman (Show #4)Bald guy is The Next Generation (Show #2)Most people say it's the best one though my favourite is the one with the black guy (Show #3). Yeah definitely give it a shot. Seasons 1 and 2 are a bit weaker but Season 3 onwards is some of the best TV you'll ever see.
*has a wee goon sesh in the holodeck with deanna troi in latex*ooh computer make her 8 foot tall and covered in mayonnaise
Doctor Katherine Pulaski sex arse
>>221600888Ok might give it a try. Last thing I started watching was X files, it was pretty comfy, I am right at the end of the first season.
the only tv show i watch is the sopranos
>>221600909she decided to age naturally and made me realise that I don't want women to age naturallyshe was pengaleng in TOS and then in TNG she was too wrinkly
>>221600929haven't seen that one either
>>221600896
>>221600936Didn't know she was in TOS
I was told by a 22yr old today that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without AI.
>>221600995oh yesshe played 2 different characters in 2 different episodes which was a bit weird
>>221601004maybe she's a Q
>>221600997bro is cooked fr fr ong
women have too much time on their hands
got no mates or prospects
>>221601046same
>>221601076i've just been alternating between sleeping and refreshing /brit/ constantly all day
soon a new thread, im excited
>>221601086you're going to be disappointed
>>221601046kateem
>>221600467OK thanks I have no intention of watching them though
>>221600929Performative masculinity much
me? the strong, silent type
would only desire mates as social proof for womenno interest in moidsretarded useless gender like wood elves or orcs in skyrim
Watched Personait was SHIT
>>221601167but you are a moid
so we're just not going to make the newalright
>>221601161>>221601161
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Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
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