QOTT what is your hobby?
yours? porn addictionnot a hobby btw
'tricked into listening to a dogshit album by /mu/ again' award
>>221616074peeing and pooping
New Yorker cartoon
happening?
>>221616193Hot damn, we're gonna win this thingFRee'O MANGION'
I fucking hate porn addicts
I once found an only fans of a 60 year old woman Kind of super disgusting but also a bit hot in a taboo sense
Poo is very nasty but I'm just happy I'm pooing at all, see you in 30 minutes when I finish wiping
unironically lowkey finna boutta poop
>>221616384fr?
Like Kim Jong Un I don't poop im above such petty things
ayo this nigga CONSTIPATED
60 doesn't have to be gross
Im happy when im done work for the week then I find myself quite bored on my days off.
>>221616074jax bussy is a need
Hello???
>>221616672
I have come to the realization that i no longer like dogs
>>221616672phwoar propa gud kittingtonshire diss fella
>>221616384phwiar good post diss wun>>221616437AYY AYY
another flag for the ublock filter
>>221616782
People lining up for days dropping thousands for plastic pocket watches, society is cooked
>>221616822Seconded
>>221616074origami. it'a less a hobby, and more a way to meditate. my hands can do, while my brain shuts up for once.
im feeling ai fatigue its nothing but troons worshipping it
>>221616859>me checking the $7 antique pocketwatch I bought from the antique store that doesnt even work anymore and is missing the minute hand
I FEEL SORRY FOR THE EARTH'S POPULATION'CAUSE SO FEW LIVE IN THE U S AAT LEAST THE FOREIGNERS CAN COPY OUR MORALITYTHEY CAN VISIT, BUT THEY CANNOT STAYONLY PRECIOUS FEW CAN GARNER THE PROSPERITYIT MAKES US WALK WITH RENEWED CONFIDENCEWE'VE GOT A PLACE TO GO WHEN WE DIEAND THE ARCHITECT RESIDES RIGHT HERRRRREEEEEEEWE'VE GOT THE AMERICAN JESUS BOLSTERING NATIONAL FAITH WE'VE GOT THE AMERICAN JESUS OVERWHELMING MILLIONS EVERY DAAAAY
I GOT DEM DRUGSSWEATINSLIDINWA-STIN MY LIFE IN ALTERED STATESBLACK IT UP
Im eating peanuts and my tooth is loose and I accidentally chewed a peanut with it and pain unquenchable shot through the whole right side of my head.
>>221616909pic? sounds cool, regardless.
so anyway i took a shower and didnt finish wiping
I have given up on women
im on that chinese shit
Jeremiah was a bullfrog
>CajunThat's just a fucked up way of saying "Acadian". It's like saying Injun for indian
>>221617086HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE
>>221617009same. but i don't find men attractive. so i guess it's me, my hand and the moon over las vegas now. lame.
>>221617181rape consent dog whistles
>>221617201There's another option. Become a rapeninja.
How do I stop jestermaxxing and become Mr. Serious?
>>221617244Put on one of these.
>>221617181and the developer's name? deck nine.CHOLE NEVER SCORED
how can i get in with rural chinese babes
>>221617244I'm framelocked, total snoozepilled
>>221617244At the end of Twin Peaks season 2, Cooper's evil doppelganger was a cackling lunatic but in season 3 he's like stone cold and super serious and deadly. He is still evil but in a different way.
>>221616957better than wastin it sobe-ah
wasnt as big of a fan of season 3 as the first 2 seasons of TP. 2 wasnt great either, but 3 was a lot of pseudointellectual meandering and threads that went nowhereclearly thats what lynch wanted but I dunno
>>221617362I like it.
Just served the customer that insulted me after scratching my sticky nuts and poking my asshole. I am now posting this in my bike during my break. AMA.
>>221617362Have you seen widows bay? It's pretty good so far
>>221617453never heard of it
>>221616074i've been thinking about getting into flint-knapping. any advice?
>>221617500touch grass
>>221617449>fingering my asshole to own the bullies
>>221617562I will, while making a sick knife out of chert.
>>221617586You mad? Who fingered their butt at you anon? Tell us
Society promised us SEX
>Create a charity to help underprivileged kids across America>The money actually goes to orthodox Jewish organizations
fish delish banana time
>>221617500Sounds coolI watched an archaeology professor do it once
>>221617720well good we sussed out the one bad one. now all the legitimate charities can get on with it.
>>221617687Society promised us MAIL
>>221617720i don't have cable, but that commercial came on tv like 1000 times the 2 times i donated blood last week
I see nothing wrong with this
its windy as shit today, who the fuck is using their leafblower
>>221617790I bet the text was just put over a random video, and the real video theyre not saying anything like that
>>221617838https://youtu.be/p2_p_qwIyZ4Its real, evangelicals are actually like that
what happened to those kids who were allergic and could die from everything. i had a classmate who was deathly allergic to nuts, dairy, eggs, wheat and sesame
>>221617919They died. Survival of the fittest, bro. And they weren't fit.
>>221617915I had a friend who went to an evangelical school and I thought he was joking about praying over the Israel flag.
Mom wants me to do work outside again
Having old parents is so sad
In the past i used to drink beer in the bathroom as soon as I got home from work
Why does the orange man like China so muchI'm not mad. I don't really have an opinion on China. I'm just wondering.
Tu me diciste "si" na sera 'e Maggio....
>>221617963Tell that bitch to put on some sexy revealing clothing and get to work outside while you watch
>>221617985whythats the most unsanitary place you could possibly drink in
>>221617969My dad was in his 50s when I was born My mom in her 40s
>>221617998He does? Since when
Did you guys fill out the census form yet. I lost my paper....
>>221618002taci, coglione
>>221618063Staje zitt frocio I'm talking here
>>221618014She bought me a salted caramel monster so I'll work for her to repay the favor
>>221618023Because I usually take a shit and a shower right away I don't want to waste time. If I don't open a beer right away then I'll have to do it after my showerI don't leave it out in the bathroom i take some big gulps leave it on my desk outside
>>221618093why not just drink it at your desk
>>221618126 I'd have to wait till I'm done shitting to resume drinking. Might as well multi task
Thoughts on long neck? https://youtu.be/2OVUupJ4iqQ
Oil price is going up again too
>>221618041It was due on the 12th...
My dick is leakin
>>221618041You can get a fine for not filling it out
Complete weed addict annihilation
>>221618258Fuck my ass
>>221618199>>221618237Its over.
>>221618303it's over when i say it's over.
haha, time to go to work
The census is shit anyway. I wont bother with that fake news.
>>221618395*flushed her down the toilet*
This whole tab groups feature on mobile browsers is super annoying. I forgot about it and then check to see that i have 10 tabs open in the groups section because even if you x out the regular tab it saves it as a group
At the gym currently
>>221618442Are you done crying
>>221614311I wear a bunch of layers tucked in and when I go home I use flea and tick shampoo. So I wear something like leggings tucked into socks, and then I wear pants that cover the socks and tuck the pants into boots, and similar shit for shirts. But I also only do that during hunting season, and if I'm hiking I just don't go off the trails or into bushes anyways. I've gotten more ticks from farms dressed normally than anywhere else though, and those ticks are probably more likely to have diseases.
Queen revealed she’s of Norwegian descent
You just deterred me from going hiking
>>221618469Me in like 20 minutes
Ticks are overblown concern. Just don't be going through long grass too much and you should be fine
>>221618529I'll be in a wilderness area and will be doing a lot of off trail. Not sure how bad upstate NY is with tickborne illness, usually I just tuck like you
Hitting some heavier weights today, so far so good
I keep watching doomer videos about wageslavery idk. There's little to no incentive to do important jobs for pennies when people make thousands a month from their dog's instagram or someshit. And then the solution is to just import brown people who are eventually going to realize the same thing as long as they have a couple brain cells
>Tesla, take me to Chili's
>>221618568ZOMG IT'S JUST LIKE MIDSOMMAR
hype!!!
Ive never been to an Applebee's
Who would win? A Saiyan saga goku or Homelander?
>>221616672Can you hear me now
arbys was fine dining for my poor family
>>221618736dunno, but i'm pulling for goku. get that boys faggot out of my mortal kombat.
why do younger zoomers hate gta now
>>221617919Had a childhood friend who would go in to anaphylaxis if he ate peanuts. He's still alive. Works some kind of heavy equipment trade, married, kids.
>>221618041It's on my desk unopened
>>221618815I always hated GTA but I have been ahead of my time on lots of things so this is typical. I am culturally a pioneer.
>>221617091Mes cousins :)
How would you react in this situation?
Met with Epstein a few times. He even helped my family out on several occasions The media portrait of him is completely false. He was a sensitive guy and he did a lot of good things.Yes it's wrong to exploit 17 year olds like that, but what super wealthy person hasn't done a thing like that. I believe in a culture where we don't demonize heterosexual desire
>>221618815>why do younger zoomers hate gtaIt pioneered a lot of the worst tendencies in the gaming industry and paved the way to where it is now, especially GTA 5. It also cannibalized Rockstar who used to pump out a lot of kino but has since become consumed by GTA the way Nickelodeon was consumed by Spongebob.Also GTA 6 looks fucking terrible.
>>221617790Do Americans really do this?
>>221618726I don't know the difference between Applebee's, Chili's or TGI Friday's
I'm joining isis
>>221618886Sexo con cute but psycho
I don't like eating inside restaurants. It feels cucked as fuck to sit with other strangers also shoving crap down their throats. Much rather use my free will and eat it alone at home. Probably why I don't have gf
>>221618825i had a friend in elementary school named tyler. he just threw up all the time. he was a cool guy, and i don't know if he had a condition, but he'd just randomly puke, always. i remember once he threw up in caffeteria, then later that day, we were all on the swings at recess, and then the son of bitch puked AGAIN. and he yelled at me hunched over a trashcan, "tell ms. berry! i'm throwing up again!" no idea what was going on with the guy. hope he's better now.
>>221618916You’re not American
>>221618938I used to be with ISIS as an intern helped do some of the video editing for their vidsGreat gig
Ancient Rome had restaurants.
>>221618894Kys
>>221618938The women’s clothing store?
Gym is fucking packed today, damn
Big news: Dunki donuts is coming back to Canada opening hundreds of shops
>>221619083Dunkin’ deez nuts
Smoking on weed getting so high
>>221619083Dunkin*
>>221619108>>221618258
Would you pay 150 bux so a Negro entrepreneur can tell you how to pour koolaid into pineapple juice?
Pooping right nowIt's coming out in a bunch of little bursts instead of one big sausageAlso my anus burns because I consumed a lot of habanero hot sauce yesterday
>>221619231does it come with a beej?
>>221618984We had a similar classmate. Mine would drink strawberry milk and would always puke it up along with the pizza. It happened almost every day
>>221619231You could make hundreds of dollars a day selling in the right place
>>221619286I know and I’m going all in
Nonwhites love to sell food on facebook marketplace
>>221618670>nd then the solution is to just import brown people who are eventually going to realize the same thingIdg either. They're always saying they have to import people because there's not enough workers, but then nowhere is hiring either or they turn you down for some bullshit reason
>>221619350They do that here too
>>221618916It's all the same shit, I don't know the difference either. All their food is bought from the same company Sysco Foods, just cook d a little differently
>>221619350>>221619381There’s no way that’s legal
>they have to pedal around nowLOL
>>221619452Legal or not…it’s bussin…
>>221616074>what is your hobby?kpop and masturbating mostly i usually combine the two
>>221619494Is this hairline achievable natty
>>221619494is that a man or a woman
>>221619538>[this hairline is cropped for your device]
I hate facebook.I hate Mexico.I hate hip hop.I hate Nissans.I hate LGBT.I hate NATO.I hate Canada.I hate twitter.
Advanced American negro arrest tactics
>>221619613This isn’t rightGene modification like that should be illegal
I just ate a cup of dry roasted unsalted peanuts. Ama
>>221619602Why do negritas wear shower caps?
Wtf is negritas
>>221619651The shower caps and the weird hair gel things are two things I can't comprehend because I can't even tell what the origin was
>>221619651Cheaper than a wig or getting they weave did
>>221619613I wish humans were this creative
i rip a fart like josephine bonaparte
I believe in the power of the human mind. If just 5 of us will concentrate on the count of five and imagine really hard a cookie appearing before us, I think it will happen with our combined mental power But it has to be the same kind of cookie so let's say an Oreo. Who's with me
>>221616074my sister is obsessed with this show and shes 22concerning
Your "sister" solde bunk weed
>>221619651they have complicated hair. imagine having a headful of your pubes. that's what they're working with. so all the shit, caps, weaves, shanpoos, it's all just to get it to behave.
>>221619715Brian probably knows how to do this
back from two weeks of vacation in fr*nce. i can now confidently say that western civilization was an unfortunate mistake. we must not retvrn, because there is nothing worth retvrning to.china, my life is yours.
>>221619665Female negros
there's one canadian here who is really obsessed with the cursed faggot br*an
Holy fucking shit on my balls nigga
There’s this funny German joke“Warum hat Herr Krause eine Glatze? Weil Neger krauses Haar haben.”Krause is a German last name but also means frizzy.So the joke is like “Why is Mr Frizzy bald? Because Negros have Frizzy’s hair.”Funny right
>>221619753It’s probably substantially harder to deal with than Wypipo pubes. The curls are extremely tight
All wild salmon has worms in it
>>221619753Why not just let it grow normally? afros don't look bad
The EU leadership is extremely cold blooded.They are pressuring Ukraine to lower their age of conscription to 18.These people could not care less about human lives. It is all about money.They are ice cold.
>>221619864LOL
>>221616180
>>221619937I don't understand why Ukranians fight anyway if some jew actor told me to go die and get drone bombed in a field I'd just skip town and go on the lam
Can we start posting beautiful things that ellicit a positive reaction
>>221620005You start, post some big boobs
>>221620005
>>221619894it is. a friend of mine was despondent because he broke up with a girl. i was consoling him, thinking it was the sex or companionship he'd be missing. he looked at me teary-eyed, and said, "there's no one who's gonna do these for me!", pointing at his cornrows.
>>221620064>Fake tits>Black hair dyed blonde>Brown eyes with contactsThat's a brown woman. Pass.
>>221620064This woman would be way cuter if she didn't bimbofy herself
>>221620064This is Lana Del Rey run through AI
im sheepy
>blonde bimbo japan:::::::::OOOOOO
I love my penis
>>221620346They have a subculture about that
>>221620064What generation and historical context made this a thing
They’re sending Congolese Ebola patients to Germany for treatment.I hope they’ll ask for asylum and become German.
Ebolaaaaa
>using facebook in big 2026kys uncs
Im so bored
1926 was 100 years ago
>>221620448time is never time at all
>>221620460You can never ever leave without leaving a piece of youth
>>221620154
Let’s kiss we’ll never meet this young again
>>221620448That's the year my father was born
>>221620448>people born in 1926 can finally retire
>>221620149She has blue eyes and naturally blonde hair that’s only a little darker than the dye colour thoughbeit
>>2216205076 years after my great-grandpa was born, how old are you?!
>>22162052447. But I wasn't born till my dad was 52. He died about 20 years ago
>>221616074My hobby is traveling When I'm at home my hobby is sleeping
>>221620390Why the fuck would the German government sign up for this? Extreme negligence at a level I never would have even considered possible
>>221620523>She has blue eyesYou must be a jeet
How do I cope with bug bites
My shorts kept falling down as I was shoveling manure
>>221620554This fella probably got diamond-grade autism, from all that compression in his dad's sack
>>221620611Oil up
>>221620656Did you lose weight
Why did you target Hiroshima and Nagasaki instead of Tokyo?
>>221620706No I just can't figure how to work the zipper or the button
>>221620582She has grey eyes, which are often colloquially called blue. Like my mother’s
>>221620732We already destroyed Tokyo with conventional bombing
>>221620746how is your mom?
>>221620732Idk if they were targeting specific cities or if they just dropped them on the country indiscriminately
>>221620746She has brown eyes And is wearing blue eye contacts
>>221620795Nah
>>221620762Alright
What if those meat allergy-causing ticks are here in North America right now
>>221620732They have a lot of warehouses and manufacturing. Any more stupid questions before you get deported back to north africa?
You must come to understand that the people with money and power are imbeciles without merit and whenever you see fuckups its because said imbeciles haven't ever needed to compete with anyone.Whether it be a film, public infrastructure or even the construction of mansions, whenever you see a stupid decision it is guaranteed that the people in charge of it did not even think more than a couple seconds before handing this order over to a bootlicker who cannot afford to question it
>>221620857They are
I was raped for years by a man with a mechanical arm
>>221620856glad to hear.
>>221620892Wasn’t me
>>221620892This is some weird fetish of yours isn't it
>>221620881My question isn't stupid, biggy fatty.
>>221620389I don't fucking know why you guys like fake blonde blue eyed women so much why not date an actual blonde and blue eyed woman
mcdonalds and cigarettes seems unavoidable
>>221620888It's over
https://youtu.be/7Qir4EEpawE
My mommy made me a BLT Sammy. thanks mommy!
>>221621015Kek was this made in one of those powder toy games
>>221620857>>221620888I’m ticked off
>>221620389your generation is aging terribly you guys smoke too much weed, do too much vaping, don't eat healthy, don't exercise, don't sleep well meanwhile taylor swift and hilary duff aged marvelously fuck
Simply do not know how to celebrate Victoria Day. Having tea though.
Trump cancels his big attack on Iran AGAINNigga is all bark and no bite
>>221621086Fart on my dick
So bored I might goon
>>221621086Good
>>221620958>I don't fucking know why you guys like fake blonde blue eyed women so muchThat's not a thing my gen likes or most people my gen like, I just don't know why so many go for that look>>221621065>taylor swift and hilary duff aged marvelously Duff is bogged to hell while Taylor was never really all that in the first place
Active shooter at mosque in San Diego
>>221621149Do you think he posts here?
Active pooter in my bathroom
That's right.
Scranned a chicken burger
>>221621086He doesn't have the cards
Women receive dicks passively for half their life and then one day they hit an age where their fruit is too dry That must be such a mindfuck to be getting dicked for decades and then suddenly no dicks at all
Imagine being such an unrepentant subhuman that the name of your people becomes synonymous with the commission of niggertry the world over
I'm stone cold incel maxxing my shit
I'm the sort of person if I passed by you irl you'd probably smirk at me condescendingly and let out a little dismissive chuckle
penustein
Ella Langley is my whyfoo
What are your thoughts on hot sauce?
>>221621353The most naive of them think it's something intrinsic to themselves and not just the fact that men are biologically hardwired to go cookoo for pussy, therefore when their pussy goes dry and nobody wants to fuck them they have to make the hard correlation that it was never about them personally. This drives many over the edge
>>221620054cute
I wish I could do roids so I could become sexy as fuck
>>221621227LOL
>>221621569I like habanero hot sauce
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
humour me
>>221621302Do they think the n word is a magic spell or what
What do you actually do when you need blood for spells? Can demons sense food colouring and corn starch?
u like this shit? HUH? answer me bitch
Dropkick on My Devil!
Horny browsing escort listings again
Times was good when “suck my dick, nigga” was still a valid insult
"I love them whores they never judge youCuz what can you say when you're a whore?"
Insultflation is real.
legalized prostitution would fix me
legalized cocaine, heroin, ecstasy and prostitution are needed.
its so over
Just another day in the mothafuckin hoodA jeet’s waking up and he’s feeling good
fandom.com is such an odious, terrible, ad-filled website
>>221621980It's not that good. There's no organic chemistry so it's mostly just awkward. I guess it's a little more fun than jerking off, but overall it's a waste of money.
>>221616074writing, I delete 99% of it
Business idea: Whore Prints. Like a spore print but instead of mushroom you ink up a woman's asshole and press it on a piece of paper
>>221622027How about not inking up the anus and instead of paper it’s your lips she presses it on (and then puckers)
We should genetically modify women to have a cloaca instead of a pussy to rob them of their hubris
>>221622023you don't have an assertive enough personality for it.
>>221622091Just having one all purpose utility hole is so hot...
>>221622097You don't need a super assertive personality you just need money
I change my outfit everyday, I say those things that I think you would like to hear me sayI do things I normally wouldn't do, just to make you let me spend a while with you, silly, silly, silly, silly me
>>221622107Dont fetishize it idiot otherwise they'll become smug again. At least keep it to yourself
>>221622134obviously, but to make the situation not awkward you need to have an assertive personality. I can just picture you quietly asking her to change position, LMAO.
Imagine how much good pussy would be widely available if men pretended to have really high standards such as women do
>>221622154I will simp for all poopy vaginasEspecially of trans women
https://youtu.be/d2i8PZKwm2IThe universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine—and within that strangeness lies an inexhaustible reservoir of beauty, wonder, and goodness waiting to be discovered
>>221622228nah it's shit
>>221622162Making women feel uncomfortable is always good
>>221622206yeah I was on the bus the other day and a bunch of mid white girls were talking to one another "Yeah he's hot but I won't settle for any less than five foot ten and even then he would have to wear lifts" so what do you fucking make of this what do you think of the current dating-market under donald john trump and of white women
>>221622228>waiting to be discoveredby people who will live 500 years from now.
Etnies hoodie, dickies pants, Osiris shoes
The fantasy of sex, greatThe reality and effort you have to put in, meh
>>221622274she can always fuck you with a strap
>>221622276>>221622276>>221622276
>>221622274Modern sex is you slapping and choking her and breaking bottles against her head while rubbing her clitoris as hard and fast as you can without dying while she starfishes
>>221616074
