so /cum/ is midwestern

>>221622301
I live in Oklahoma

Another day wasted

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sup fellas

>>221622372
nah I don't talk to white people and I hope you enjoy the new odyssey movie fren

>6% milk avaliable
Few months too late, but bulking season is gonna be great

>>221622301
never been but i'm a big fan

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>>221622418
huh?

i just got home from the gym, anyways i think its entirely outside the realm of possibilities for me to ever approach a woman and since thats the bare minimum to get a gf i will never have sex in my life and thats not even taking into account that i cant conversate for shit so even in the 1 in one billion chance that a woman does approach me it will never in a million years go anywhere from that

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Haven't had a dream in a long time
See, the life I've had can make a good man bad
So, for once in my life, let me get what I want
Lord knows it would be the first time
Lord knows it would be the first time

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>>221622514
twin

>>221622452
I don't speak to crackas motherfucka watchu don understand gtfo my block cracka

>>221622276
I played Tae Takami's theme for my dad and he said it sounded like 80's porn music

Taking a monstrous poo

No Vietnamese ever called me leaf

>>221622372
yeah I was on the bus the other day and a bunch of mid white girls were talking to one another "Yeah he's hot but I won't settle for any less than five foot ten and even then he would have to wear lifts" so what do you fucking make of this what do you think of the current dating-market under donald john trump and of white women

Im more likely to win the Powerball 3 times consecutively than ever getting a gf

Domain expansion: massive dump

>>221622276
You all don't realize that some things are worth fighting for.

>>221622676
Stfu Leonardo

>>221622712
>>221622708

>>221622691
É ser pardo não ajuda VOCÊ deveria ter nascido branco

>>221622704
Nothing is worth fighting for the only thing that matters in this gay modern world is money

>>221622650
>>221622698
pics?

>>221622578
ok then
>>221622676
Sounds grim if tthat's the sentiment in America, social media is fueling this definitely, I feel for my american bros that have to deal with modern women.

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Fink I might start a mein kampf playthrough

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>221622704
yeah like black friday deals

>>221622721
toma banho de sapólio pra ver se fica branco

Me Im shitting some borderline diarrhea left over from the massive shit I took before

>>221622691
Make one of those nice Brazilian ladyboys into an honest woman anon. Not financial advice btw.

This toothpaste flag cumskin won't stfu gon' have to teach him a lesson

Guess I'll go to the shart pick up some liquor, some slop, and kayak paddle
Tonight is a drinking night i feel it in my bones

>>221622819
Flash him your zesty bussy (buck pussy) that will surely deter him.

>>221622740
how tall are you

They colon debt is cleared

I'm 3ft 6 but I have a massive midget dick that the girls go crazy for

>had day off
>went on incel walk
>saw a Miata
Living the life.

>>221622740
what makes you think you can post here are you exercising your white privilege or what

Poopy rapey
Poopy rapey

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>>221622892
Idk 5,10/11 on a good day probably. Why?

>>221622923
I'm 7ft 9 but I have a tiny chode

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Jesus fucking christ my brother is driving me absolutely nuts. He's always been the type of guy to talk your ears off with these long-winded speeches where he just won't slow down talking at you, but lately he's gotten more obsessed with AI and every 15 minutes he just starts spewing his next big idea at me for how AI will make something to make him a lot of money. Just today it's already been "AI stock market analysis advisor!", "AI music videos!", "AI text based roguelike with time travel and DnD stats but time traveling too much causes the timeline to mess up slightly which will explain the times the AI hallucinates and mixes up details and... so on so on".

I don't think you can even understand just how fucking annoying this shit it. Just wherever you are he will track you down to start his next pitch, just rapid fire one after another, one moment you're reading a book or watching a yt video or whatever, the next he's just spamming you with all the minute details his imaginary AI-powered fantasy hockey league match simulator should have.

The worst part is he 100% has to be aware how annoyed I am but just too autistic to stop anyways.

>>221622964
are you that bored?

midwest coast

New drinking game, drink lots of beer until intoxication is achieved, then drink some more

boutta walk up on a bulgaria

>>221622276
dindu mcnuffin

What pain will it take to satisfy your sick appetite

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>>221623085
wanna go outside?

These worthless niggers are refusing to refund me even though they couldn't process the order. So I'm out $130 for nothing

>>221623127
you wouldn't last a fucking day in the inner cities white boy

>>221622276
We got an Asmongold subscriber here

>>221623134
I can spot you the hundred and thirty if you post your taint

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>you wouldn't last a fucking day in the inner cities white boy

>>221623142
lmao, I can smell the larp through the screen

>>221623196
i will vanquish you

I've done some horrible things to women before bros.

>>221623082
This but hard liquor instead and drink till pass out, super fun game

>>221623210
you wont do shit

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*eats all the leftover pizza*

>>221623242
I've licked girls sandals without their knowledge before

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Anyone up for a quick game?

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>Can someone explain to me
>This shit right here
>Make it make sense.
>Fuck around and find out.
>So yeah. That just happened.

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>>221623260
we are coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0MGPQh0kyc

>>221623270
do you look like that?

>>221623308
Leddit ebonics

>>221623318
That's literally me

been watching some good videos of "changing consumer trends" getting perforated or hit by cars

>>221623310
Can't wait

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>>221623332
i look like this

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>>221623392
You actually look like this

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making gochujang tofu and rice bowls with some fresh steamed broccoli for dinner

>>221623308
the type of people that wave bye with both hands

nigga be like
>hmm I'm gonna listen to obscure indie rock and play satisfactory
I'm nigga

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>>221623420
i dont

>>221623459
Haha I do that

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This bird is chic, nonchalant, knows he looks good

Leaking precum, wearing boxers though so some of it leaked onto my pants
Now I gotta change
Life is pain

>>221623542
Were you thinking of me?

>>221623542
I remember in high school being so horny I'd be rock hard through an entire class just staring at some girl
I wonder how obvious it was

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Baking bread but it's not rising as much as it should be...yeast was good, maybe water wasn't warm enough. Gonna put it in front of a space heater for a bit and see if it rises.

>>221623489
Propa good raccoonberg diss wun

>>221623542
Me when I'm chatting bakas up on grindr or 'cord

Im thinking of ordering sweets through uber eats, might not be a good idea

>>221623542
why are you leaking? just stop watching/thinking of horny stuff

Figure it out dude

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>>221623585
How much yeast did you put? What's the temp in the room?

>>221623630
Diss nigga be rhymin

>only 3 deliveries in the span of 2 hours
>spent more on gas
bros

>>221623685
>spent more on gas
how much?

I have box of Kraft dinner that cost 99 cents, also could order 20 dollar mac n cheese from a restaurant

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>>221623678
It's like 20C in the kitchen and I used about 8g/2.5 teaspoons. Should've been more than enough honestly. Checked the package and it's not expired either.
I wonder if the sugar I used to activate the yeast matters at all, it's just organic granulated sugar...

>>221623725
Use the kraft box but spice it up if you have anything else throw some real cheese in it

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Shortly before the beginning of Revenge of the Sith, Mace Windu was tracking Darth Sidious to his base of operations in an abandoned factory in the industrial region of Coruscant called The Works. He traced an underground tunnel network which led from the factory to 500 Republica, the apartment building where the Chancellor and senators and lots of wealthy businessmen lived. Mace believed that the Sith Lord was secretly among Palpatine's inner circle, such as one of the Red Guards or one of his advisors like Mas Amedda or Sate Pestage. He reported his findings only to Obi-Wan and Yoda. He wanted to keep the investigation as secret as possible.

>>221623694
i went from 3/4 to 2/4

>>221623685
What service are you doing? I tried the instacart years ago and hardly made anything

>>221623727
Did the starter appear to rise/foam at all before you mixed it in?

>>221623727
20C with 8 grams, you should get a double rise in about 1.5 hours. How much flour?

Did you bloom the yeast. On Easter one off the yeast packets I bought was dead despite being new. I should have bloomed it before committing.

>>221623753
Food delivery. I'm starting to see why people say it's not worth it.

>>221623634
Ship a pussy to my dick then I'll stop until then this will continue

>>221623725
Bought a bunch of those a few weeks back when they were on sale, it's pretty unmatched for an instant load of carbs if you just need food. I think Lipton Sidekicks are still superior since they make water-only versions, vs. Kraft Dinner needs milk.

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christians worship a jew

>>221623746
i don't remember this happening in the movie. when did the characters discuss this?

>>221623782
You worship a cow

>>221623782
And they eat his body which means their God's body turns into poop inside their bowels

>>221623746
More like mace dindu

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>>221623766
A little bit, but not a huge reaction.
>>221623772
About 3 1/4 cups of flour with 1 1/3 cups of water. I tried proofing the yeast for about 10 minutes before mixing it in, seemed to be getting some kind of reaction but no real froth or foam on the water. Wonder if the yeast died or something. It's just regular Fleischman's stuff.

>>221622342
This is me but with the entire half of this year

>>221623803
yeah your mother

I'm such a sick rot-maxxed little loser freak

>>221623815
>I tried proofing the yeast for about 10 minutes before mixing it in, seemed to be getting some kind of reaction but no real froth or foam on the water
For 10 mins it should have foamed, especially if you added sugar. How much time has past since you made the dough? Has it not changed at all?

>>221623585
Getting into fresh milled grains bros. Do any of you have experience? Apparently it's much more difficult and I haven't baked since I was a teenager.

any more tags i should exclude from my steam preferences?
I'm already blocking lgbtq+, VR, deckbuilding, and incremental

>>221623542
thats why I dont wear clothes and when I do it's only fishnets

thinking bout the juicening

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Aw yeah we eatin tonight

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Palpatine kept the ashes of Darth Plagueis in two decorative urns which were on each side of the door to his office.

deez zesty yank n****s be usin' cups and sheeet

i could slime you in the boutique

>>221623746
what an idiot

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>>221623842
It changed a little bit but I kinda suspected something was wrong after 10 min proofing since it didn't foam as much as in the past.
It's been about 35 minutes and the dough has barely risen at all. I'm still gonna bake this fucker and see what comes out of it, might just be a super dense loaf.
>>221623849
It's pretty cool, I have a hand mill and grind my own stuff sometimes. Been using some store bought Einkorn flour and it tastes very rich, but I still crave the regular RobinHood white flour stuff from my childhood sometimes. Biggest overall benefit is that all my baked goods contain ZERO sneed oils. Also super convenient to just have bread on demand, store stuff always varies in freshness and randomly goes moldy too.

This tinder whore has an selfie from within a shartmart in her profile holy shit lol

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>>221623833
Detected

*yawns n stretches real big*
im slepy >.<

eating a goddamn thick slab of chicken

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>>221623942

>>221623953
Whole wheat loafs sometimes take hours to proof at least for me

>>221623955
>walshart
One time a gril i matched with on hinge said to me something like "i was too high at a walmart and couldn't find the sewing stuff i was looking for"

>>221623959
Cute

how do you even start a business like not a shitty burgher joint or clothes or coffee shop, like how do you start a proper business, like a chlor-alkali plant or something, how do you even get into shit like that

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>>221623953
>It's been about 35 minutes and the dough has barely risen at all
Yeah it might be dead. 8grams of dry yeas is a lot, dry yeast is 2x stronger than fresh, it should have risen up at least 1/3 of the way.

Btw not sure if I posted this but I made Greek Easter Sweet Bread for the first time on Easter this year. Turned out reaelly good.

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>>221623869

>>221624024
>chlor-alkali plant or something, how do you even get into shit like that
Rich parents

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>>221624028

>>221623998
Instant unmatch

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The ROTS novelization shows Count Dooku's rather dry and elitist sense of humor which isn't shown in the movie. He makes some rather humorous taunts and jabs at Anakin and Obi-Wan in the book.

>he doesn't know how to spawn a multitrillion profit company out of his ass
scary. very scary.

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Jacking off is better than having sex
I say this with misery

>>221624083
you are a satanist

building a factory in my backyard if anyone wants a job

>>221624083
Nobody cares about Star wars lore you autist

>>221624024
Have a degree in chemical engineering get experience, get connections, then write a business plan and present it to different banks and institutions.

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victoria day is a celebration of canada’s history and traditions, and a reminder of how far we have come since confederation. from a new dominion to a strong nation spanning three coasts -- charting our own course and building our own future.

no matter how you celebrate, enjoy this long weekend.

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>>221624060
Look delish nigga. Gonna try making some pretzels in a couple weeks, still trying to decide on a good recipe (some call for LYE).

>>221624096
having sex is just a pretext to hold and kiss someone

>>221624111
based Carney

>>221624110
>get connections
its over before it even begun

>>221624096
Sex with a condom feels like nothing physically speaking

>>221624024
I'm starting with a related product/industry at a smaller scale and then expanding it.
Kind of like how Lamborghini started with making tractors, or how Amazon started with a service and now has a brand with physical products.
Or you could be a psycho like Dave Fishwick and go from busses to finance

I feel like in the early 20th century you could just be some guy and start up a rickety makeshift factory, but today if you tried that the government would rape your ass

Thought my 501st boys were my day one shooters

i don't have no credit experience of anything and i'll be middle age in less than a decade. it makes me want to say BRUH and to the t-pose until i pass the fuck out.

The guy created raising canes literally just worked a job and got enough to start a first restaurant then expanded from there. It is risky though, vast majority fail.

>>221624183
They don't want you producing. Producing is only for the mega corps. Your role is to consoom lil serf

>>221624126
Thanks bruv. I think you can substitute lye with baking soda but it might be a bit softer. Have never made the myself.

>>221624152
but your mom orgasmed twice when i used a condom THOEVER

>>221624183
i hope not because i'm building a factory in my backyard

>>221624183
>20th century
more like 19th century

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In the book the duel goes on for a lot longer. Count Dooku is toying with them for a while before he gets serious and knocks Obi-Wan the frick out and slams him into a wall but then Anakin unleashes his anger and Dooku is shocked and overwhelmed by Anakin's sudden ferocity.

>>221624228
i could beat them all

time to game is fast approaching

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>>221624206
Yeah most people use baking soda but I'm debating if I just go 100% for the best end result. Not really afraid of it, just trying to source food grade lye in my area. Will document and post results for the benefit of /cum/ either way.

watching ytps again

>>221624228
Are you gonna go see the mandalorian movie

shame bathory debut only 26 mins

relly great sound

Breakfast at Tiffany’s and bottles of bubbles

>>221624111
Can you throw some of that brookefield money my way?

>>221624262
Yeah that glassy effect only comes when using lye, it's not that hard, people have been doing it for centuries. Definitely post results.

Trying to get my foot in the door as an aspiring hitman, but no one wants to give me a chance fml

more like 24 mins tbf coz like intro nuffink happens

>>221624355
What's your resume look like?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIrvSJwwJUE

Pure kino. If any zoomies haven't watched Apocalypse Now you need to do so ASAP.

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would date her on the right, yes shes ugly but shes asian so thats a huge bonus

>>221624406
>shes asian
idgaf

>>221624402
overrated

>>221624428
you will once get divorce raped by your mayoskin wife

>>221624406
Right is cuter than left

>>221624406
右です

>>221624442
you are totally demoralized, and even working as an agitator for free.
make yourself useful and go to a synagogue

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>>221624438
actually quite underrated, it's always overshadowed by Platoon

Keep having dreams about being near the edge of water and there's huge gators in there

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Should I buy this shirt?

I went to a mostly brown school and this asian with rich parents started dating the only white girl available and his excuse was "a-aye, but shes white tho" even though she literally looked like ramon salazar from res4. I always got a kek out of it

>>221624402
used to be my fave movie

but not anymore

dont fini have wun anymore

>>221624500
Sure but do you have the guts to wear it outside

>>221624481
platoon is just a dumb action war-is-bad-but-also-cool movie (never seen it but i just know)
people play up apocalypse now like it's this deep movie with a message about the human condition because it's based on Heart of Darkness, which is better than the movie

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>>221624500
no buy this one instead

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At the beginning of the fight Dooku treats it like a game and he slaps the two Jedi around effortlessly. He completely dominates the combat. He mocks their abilities. He didn't realize how badly he would be overpowered when Anakin unlocks his rage.

>>221624535
why didn't they make fun of his name and call him count dookie

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>>221624526
They also revere it for being a cinematic masterpiece with exceptional acting, set design, audio, and overall pacing. Objectively one of the best movies ever made.

>>221624535
Why did you ignore my question

>>221624386
I have ten years of experience as a meth head

>>221624568
tropic thunder blows it out of the water

>>221624535
Always suspected Count Dooku was hoping to bring more people to his cause. He saw the Jedi as hopelessly brainwashed but not necessarily his mortal enemies. He showed leniency several times when he could've just killed them all. Dooku did nothing wrong.

Tropic Thunder is a genuinely good comedy movie

How do I transfer the money that's in my mind to my bank account?

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>>221624601
>>221624628
Tropic Thunder is objective kino and one of the funniest comedies of all time. Pineapple Express and Tropic Thunder were the best comedies of the past 20 years.

>>221624633
become a femboy and talk to weirdos on the internet for money

>>221624646
>dude weed lmao with seth rogen
you really shouldn't put that in the same sentence as tt

>>221624646
corr good post

Can’t really understand much of what she’s saying but she’s lowkey cute and the song highkey lowkey slaps

https://youtu.be/idypOezpL_w

When I was a kid seeing Seth Rogan in a movie meant to me that it was gonna be good

>>221624681
Give better options.

>>221624704
This but Will Ferrell

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>>221624610
Count Dooku saw himself as superior to everyone in the galaxy (except maybe Palpatine) and he wanted to rule the galaxy with an iron fist and he believed that he had the right to kill anyone who was an obstacle to his goal.

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>>221624700
She’s Norwegian I need your thoughts

count doodoo

>>221624709
wolf of wall street
i mean i've seen it too many times so i never need to watch it ever again but it's good

Star wars is for liberals.

>>221624737
Most Star Wars fans are chuds doe

>>221624721
orthodox christians are fake

LaLaLaLand is the defining movie of the 21st century

>>221624721
He wanted a human-centric galaxy which only makes sense when you consider every other race of beings was vastly inferior in some way or another.

40k is for fascists and liberals, liberal fans get angry at the fascist fans for actually liking the imperium

>>221624736
That movie was a 7/10, and only because it had Leo and Jonah in it. People still quote Tropic Thunder to this day, and most don't even realize they're doing it.

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>>221624568
for me?

herzog's aguirre wrath of god and nosferatu

udder movies i relly like off top of head?

blow up by antonioni
tar (wiv cate blanchett)

completely just blanked out on rest of what was garn say

i actually do like tarkovsky
but fink
like a significant part of his films
is like the philosophical positions that the characters put out
and its usually complete bullshit imo
or at least, i cant relate to it

oh yeh bad lieutenant anudda wun

hafta say pulp fiction

big lebowski keeps poppin' up but i dont relly wna list dat wun

dont fink i can remember any more desu

just gone
blanked

stuff poppin' but cba to say
wun of em wuns where like i dont wna get drafter into making a perpetual list

propa nogglin' diss

hairfta be airated

rn? lissenin' n to kaelen mikla

kinda dungeon synthy vibes on diss wun

/cum/ is a Star Wars general

I was 21 years when I succed your shlong
I’m 22 now but I won’t be for long

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>>221624766
Both Dooku and Palpatine were human supremacists, although Dooku was more extreme in his views than Palpatine. Palpatine tolerated or even respected some aliens whereas Dooku was much more of a purist in that regard.

>>221624791
that was in reference to pineapple express you doting fool

>>221624730
phwoar dated a norwegian wunce

also big fan of jakob ingebrigtsen

but all norwegians i met in real life hav a pathological arrogance regarding their own country, which is kinda annoyin'

never got dat from swedes
swedes i met were always kind of loose and relly into partying and drinking whilest norwegians i met were always more nerdy and.intellectual

>>221624810
Humans were the single most superior race. All others had extreme faults or shortcomings. Humans were like the perfect balance in the galaxy.

I have absolutely fucked my life up I'm such a retard. I did everything wrong. I picked the worst choices because I'm a coward.

>>221624736
its a fun film to watch but i dont relly rate it i fink i sed before

peak scorsese slop

>>221624834
it doesn't make sense that all aliens are pretty much the same size, intelligent rancors would fuck everything else up

contemplating whether or not i should attempt to go 48 straight hours without food.

>>221624810
phwoar propa good kittingtomshire diss wun

fink i used to hav diss wun

lets see what big chungus has to say about that

star wars anon's spam is getting annoying

>>221624867
Why

Star Trek is better than Star wars anyway

>>221624867
i have done that before

started dreaming about burgers which was like utterly bizarre

just have like intrusive thoughts about food

and then like lost ability to stand upright wivout feeling light headed

just hefta make sure you drink water coz you can last a long time wivhout food.

you die in days wihout water

>>221624899
star trek is for gay nerds
star wars is for literal children and manchildren

Are you guys enjoying your 20th anniversary Spotify playlist :-D
I signed up in 2012 apparently and my first song was something by Lana del Rey which I must have never listened to again afterwards because I couldn’t give less of a hoot about her!!

William Shatner is 95 and still sharp

William Shat in her

When is this bitch starting her stream I'm refreshing every minute

>>221624867
2 day fast isn't bad
Stay hydrated, you don't even have to worry about supplementing electrolytes but it would be a good idea

>>221624930
Nigga takes himself way too serious like chill out you acted in a shit ass 60s show that was canceled after three seasons

>>221624952
Beat me to it

>>221624970
Hes actually pretty humble

Kon Kan - Harry Houdini is arguably the best Canadian song ever released

>>221624970
He starred in the first film shot in esperanto
Total leg (lej, short for legend)

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Palpatine had to reprimand Darth Vader for killing too many Imperial officers. Palpatine was certainly not against executions for discipline and punishment, but Vader was doing it too often.
Ordering Vader to practice more restraint in the future, Palpatine said "I want to rule an Empire, not a graveyard."

>>221624889
I did the math, and I'm pretty sure I only need like 500 calories per day.
>>221624957
The thing is, I never eat breakfast or lunch, only dinner. So I'll only be skipping one meal.

I love gooning!

>>221625031
Yeah it is no big deal. I have done up to 4 days a few times, the lack of energy is really the only thing stopping me from going longer. The hunger isn't really a thing unless you are a snack junkie

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I just ate some beans and about to drink my protein shake which is milk + 1 scoop of protein powder

*farts and sends it your direction*

>>221625027
Why is Vader so evil

>>221624861
But they weren't. There's tons of aliens that were huge, like Rancors or Banthas.

If you're talking about sentient and intelligent ones, it might make sense. It would speak to the genetic design(?) of what allows a species to attain humanoid form + high intellect. This might be a natural evolutionary result for most environments capable of spawning intelligent life, the benefits of a bipedal stance and high intelligence might be part of a common ancestry or genetic trigger. Sort of like humans and what are purported to be "little green men". Sort of like how cars, trucks, vans, etc. all have a similar layout and 4 wheels minimum.

>>221624930
every canadian of note leaves canada for the US (canadian politicians aren't of note)

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>>>/lgbt/43624647
Corrr blimey
Would tie down and destroy her ass until she sobs

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im like yoda and max rebo mixed together

>221625118
kill yourself, faggot

>>221625094
mad about his dick melting in the lava

>>221625108
Drake broke records and lived in Toronto

>>221625149
>lived
that's my point
even the ones who became successful in canada retire here

Has anyone ever drank High-Fructose Corn Syrup? Just it itself not added to anything, i found you can order 1 gallon jugs of it and it seems to be actually extremely good for fattening up with if you want a very large soft belly. It is said to be overly sweet though. But the rest of it sounds awesome. I read that it dose not contain the chemicals that allow your body to realize your full, so you can drink till your stuffed and still be hungry for more, plus it's surprisingly not very pricey. $14 prr gallon. 4 calories per gram, a tea spoon holds 6 grams so 1 teaspoon is 24 calories of basically almost direct fat. As it also says your body doesn't process it much and sends it directly to fat. So this basically is insane abdomen fat in a bottle. I talked to another person who drinks a weaker version of this and confirms everything I found in research.

>>221625162
He still lives in toronto

I got raped by a bee

>>221625162
I mean lives

>>221625094
Because he is consumed by the Dark Side of The Force

A taste of India.

I dread the day I’ll have to face the killer in the mirror

>>221625164
Is this some feeder fetish shit

>>221625181
How does that make you evil? Do voices in your head tell you to do evil stuff

>>221625186
>Tattoos
Disgusting and ugly. I never seen a good looking mf that gets tats.

Happy 4:20!!!!!!!

>>221625174
raped means abducted, not penetrated

>>221625202
Yes.

>>221625202
if you happen to be an extremely poor feeder

been stung by an insect three times in my life

>>221625249
ive been stung hundreds of thousands of times by mosquitos

>>221625285
they don't have stingers, you silly ganso

>>221625285
i mean injected with stinging venom from an insect

actually just realize have one exception to the norwegian fing

did meet one norwegian who was like into like drugs and shidd

onoy exception out of like 6 or 7

three insects and one spider that was hiding inside my shirt