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first for premature ejaculation
You a bitch ass nigga mayne
>>221625886Faggot
i cant stop smoking weed
>>221625871This bird is far too pink
i don't have anything clever to say, but i'm making a post regardless. do i fit in yet?
I had an 8 hour flight from London to Detroit this morning and an obese guy who smelled terrible sat next to me
>>221625915No hes cool
>>221625923Many such cases. Fat people should not be allowed to fly.
>>221625917oh, behave
we all have that pair of panties that seem to be specifically designed to ride up when you walk
>>221625923what were you doing in london?
>>221625871corr cute birbingtonshire
>>221625972is this a foid problem?
cant believe arsenal might win the leaguekinda distraught ngl
>>221625975I was the American student who would post here under a bong flag sometimes. I was mostly active here in the early hours bc of the time difference
Is Canadian Röökifag welcome here?
>>221625973This looks nice but doesn't show you the ungodly amount of mosquitoes, blackflies, and ticks that plague your every step. t. knower
>>221625991I don't see what foids would have to do with my post?
>>221626001yes, i remember you. did you graduate?
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHANTA VIRUS IS GONNA SPREAD ACROSS THE WHOLE WORLDAHHHHH
>>221626027I did. I'm going back in the fall for post grad
>>221626026only foids wear panties
hey guys what if we called it the hentaivirus(just thought of that know lmk what u think)
>>221626053umm
>>221626040congrats. what do you study?
>>221625905Just proved me right, what did I say
>>221626079You must be Brian.
First i pretend to be a submissive little slave, work execissively, nobody cares then I can't keep up anymore and lash out. And all me and everyone remembers is the lashing out
>>221626037The covid vax killed my nephew. Wonder what the hanta vax will do.
>>221626094Not a rape victim so no
>>221626095shouldn't lash out then
>>221626110You must be because to account for the endless faggot spam
some people have community college face
>>221626037it does not spread easily at all. there is zero risk of widespread outbreak.
Going riding again next weekend. Should find some good trails this time
i love when my gf calls me titfucker
>>221626127Yesterday was the first time I posted that image in weeks
>>221626185That's a weird name
my gf is the singer on the skyrizzi commercial. the medicine commercial where they go "nothing is everything"
>>221626221oh that girl? I had sex with her
>>221626237me too!
>>221626237>>221626245yeah shes been around the block *shrug*
>>221626121This makes sense I was going to say something but I've really just been a faggot
RESET THE CLOCK
>>221625871look at that guy
Millennial Jones deserves his own web comic series.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xu34KWSbDs
>>221626312why was there another school shooting in America?
Just did my first gallows execution in Persona 5
>>221626324It was a mosque this time. And a random landscaper got shot in the head but his helmet deflected it, apparently. Three people dead plus two teenaged perpetrators.
>>221626061>>221626061
I know two CanadiansOne is Indian, left wing NDP voter who hates AmericaOne is a Chinese far right Max Bernier stan who supports Alberta separatismWhat are the implications of this
>>221626355both are based af
>>221626330The first of many. I'm not crazy about the revolving door of personas the series wants you to do but I still like the games a lot
>>221626355I hate Americans, muzzies, jeets, chinks, vote NDP provincially, and vote Conservative federally. What does that make me?
Having a poo then gonna take a warm bath
>>221626343>3Not really a mass shooting is it
>>221626386a hateful personplease do better
>>221626390You're gonna be sitting in your own filth.
>>221626391You have to understand anon. The Canadian needs his "muh shootings" cope because his grandma got killed under MAID for coughing.
took a long mid day slumber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_1vUC11Ccg
Israel won't be happy unless US does a ground invasion in Iran
To solve the female teacher rape problem, seniority should determine what grade you teachThe young hot 25 year olds can teach the kindergarteners and can move through the grades. When she's 40 she can go up to middle school, and 50 to get to high school
Not a single good thing has ever happened to me in my entire life
>>221626477There's still time
>>221626439That's so me
>>221626439I feel like all zoomers are like this and constantly complain about having fucked up sleep schedules and constantly being tired
>>221626439I'm like this except I don't piss myself and I see the sunrise every morning before I go to bed
>>221626439This has been my reality for the past 14 years
>>221626440https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvOigII5VcY is actually a banger
I saw my supervisor from an old internship on tinder, turns out she's only a year older than me. Can't believe I let her boss me around like that
>>221626421I wash my ass before I start filling the tub
wash yall chicken
my bussy lookin like an old catchers mitt
>>221626575Only people who don't wash they raw chicken, look like raw chicken
>>221626439When I was a neet snoozer I felt miserable but when I was a wageslave all I could feel was nostalgia for that time
>>221626572You're still sitting in your sweat and dead skin. And don't forget your hair, skin oils, toe jam, and dick cheese.
cfl preseason started today
>>221626602im a neet snoozer and i feel great
>>221626439I remember being 20 and sleeping like 10-12 hours a day, shit was crazy. In my 30s now and I'm lucky if I sleep 6 hours before waking up thinking about existential dread or the death of western civilization. We really didn't know how good we had it. No wonder zoomers just do fucking weed 24/7 and pass out.
>>221626603Who cares
I watched One Battle After AnotherI'm not sure why people think it's woke
My fingerbox just brokeHad this baby for 25 years now and dropped a bin of clothing on it
>>221626623is that SpotemGottem ?
Picture me getting a job
>>221626615That's because you go out and don't go total hermit mode like I do when I'm a neet
>>221626631>he leaves his fingerbox lying aroundYou animal
Posting from my goon cave in the mall.
>>221626645are you an incel?
>>221626650I wonder if mall retail space is cheap enough to rent out as a personal goon cave
Going to smoke some weed and get high and play some video games, what about you?
Second time I found a pubic looking hair in my food in the last 7 days
>>221626343>And a random landscaper got shot in the head but his helmet deflected it, apparentlyhardhat companies will be VERY pleased about this
>>221626636no but he is also in jail for gun charges
>>221626664making moves
>>221626663I live behind the drywall in the hall backrooms area thing.
>>221626660There is no such thing as an incelYou can walk out the door and basically fall into a pussy
>>221626660Do I count as an incel if don't even try and never talk to anyone I'm sure I could find some fat ugly girl if I went to college long enough
>>221626669No chance of this being accurate desu. If anything it would have been a richochet or seperated jacket being deflected
I just want a girl to cuddle and say she loves me
Farting
>>221626704they're plastic so of course, but still.
>>221626705First you have to learn to cuddle and love yourself and I'm pretty sure you have the self cuddling mastered
You guys are morally and physically degrading
>>221626669Someone also started heckling the mayor shouting and cursing about Glompf during the press conference and they did a total libshit freakout lol it was very embarrassing
>>221626728too easy...
i love myself, its women that dont
Venus and Jupiter are out tonight. Venus is just to the left of the moon and Jupiter is a bit further left and higher in the sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch/o4MoFGMcGxI@8:50 mark the libtard starts freaking outLike I don't like [redacted] either but thinking this is directly his fault is pretty funny.
>>221626765That means your gay LOL
What would you do in your ReLife?
>>221626626its abput black and hispanic leftist revolutionaries
we made twenty bucks today, we making moves we makin moves out here. fo'sho.
Stranger struck up a conversation with me at the grocery storeThis almost never happens because usually I have such a sullen hostile look. Still somehow managed to ruin the convo by being weird, twitchy, and giving one word replies
>>221626813This post reeks of curry powder
Youtube is actual clickbait sloppa AIDS in 2026, borderline unusable now. >erm what THIS THING actually means>what REALLY happened>THING HAPPENING REALLY? >did this ACTUALLY thing really HAPPEN? >the TRUTH about THE THING?!!?(?)>here's THE THING anon!)(????)
>>221626829they dared him to approach you
>>221626829literally me
>>221626813Chuds bodied
>>221626829They were trying to lower your guard so they could rape, kill, and possibly eat youyou did good, kid
>>221626829I hate when I'm sitting at a park and some lonely old faggot tries to talk to me just leave me alone!!!
>>221626794You're, you dumb fuck.
its been almost 1 year of going to the gym and i have not spoken to anyone
>>221626841It was just one guy with his wife and kid. He just complimented my shirt and then asked what I do for work and then talked about his business
most gaming youtubers copy the same cookie cutter formula personality. so fucking cringe. >something minor happens>HAHAHAHAHA W-WHAAATT??? LIKE LITERALLY WHATTT???? HAHAHA
>>221626839>THE THING situation is CRAZY
>>221626839the title formats came about supposedly because the youtube algorithm likes all caps words somewhere included. i don't know if this is true or it's just a myth that spread all over the site to the point everyone believes it.
>>221626851I want someone to talk to me, but then hate it when someone actually does
>>221626861I went to a small gym and would constantly have to make small talk with the boomers I would see everyday I would end up going at different times just to avoid them
I have a micro penis and I can't let any girl see that. It's why I haven't attempted to get a gf.
>>221626813an actual indian wrote this
where can I get actual authentic coconut water? The canned and bolted slop in grocery stores is NOT coconut water even though they say 100% coconut water with no additives. Coconut water straight from coconuts do NOT taste like that. I sometimes think no one in this country has ever had real coconut water
>>221626882Just carry a dildo in your backpack
>>221626839I just have my YouTube algorithm trained to only recommend me animal wildlife vids and old archival footageI think the only vaguely click bait thing that appears in my feed are body cam vids
>>221626877OH FUCK NOT THE THING??? REALLY???????????????????????????????>>221626878If this were a serious civilization we would round up everyone involved in the "algorithm" and airdrop them into an active volcano.
>>221626893buy a coconut
Is there a toilet or toilet seat design that makes it less likely that you sit on one or both of your testicles? Never get old kids, this is hell
>>221626916Protect her from pedos at all cost. Vrchat is full of grooming.
>>221626916kill yourself
I don't use a youtube account, and my browser clears cookies every time i close a website. I have no youtube algorithm. I DO however use ublock to hide all shorts videos.
>>221626911we don't get loose coconuts in regular grocery stores
that dream we had last night was crazy, right?
>>221626939What do you do to hide the shorts with ublock?
Smarttube or tizentube for the tv?
>>221626940wtf you're so close to all those carribean islands
>>221626948yeah, if we did that for real, we'd have to go get tested for stds lol lol
>>221626951all shorts videos are held in a special container, which you can create a filter for.
>>221626968you are literally Brazilian
>>221626964I am in the midwest
>>221626968Wow you're so cool and edgy
>>221623363>>221623363>>221623363can you guys help with my thread
>>221626939I just use freetube and pipepipe, yt is so much better when it's just stuff from your subs that you want to watch rather than algo sloppa
>>221626916You need to be in prison
>>221626968a bit rude, but i agree
Libtards seething at my post lol
>>221626968Woah…
Man I am boogeying the fuck down out here up in this bitch
So we did have the same dreamhttps://youtu.be/yUN7fxvVEKI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5y47IRLpEs
>>221626940We do here lol
>>221626940Yes we do
What went wrong?
>>221627058Schizos
what does it mean when this happens?
My Lego set will be here tomorrow
>>221627044where? never seen them in either costco or sam's club. Nor in Aldi or trader joe's
>>221627071The female version of plapjak
>>221626936Was seriously asking, but I guess I’ll repost on /fa/ since it’d be on topic there. I’ve been thinking of using retinols to get rid of folds and my eye bags. Might also get laser hair removal to get rid of my stubble.
>>221627058Q was undeniably a cointelpro program to make reactionaries complacent and inactive. another win for zog and neoliberalism
>>221627065Some trannys got their pannys in a bunch
There's birds named great tits lmao freaky ahh gooner ornithologists
>>221627087Panties*
>>221627080Wegmans
>My Lego set will be here tomorrow
>>221627106I say that and look like that when I wear glasses
>>221627093More like hornithologists am I right
>>221627097That isn't what I wanted to typeSometimes you make up a word that fits the vibe. Get with it uncle
>>221627103there's one 2 mins away. Never seen it. I hear asian groceries might have it. H-mart type shi. they have all kinds of obscure exotic veggies
Could a male stripper do the tennis ball trick too?
>>221627106I look like this and bust moves like that
>>221627144What is the tennis ball trick
Catstein ran out the door again
did a pooingtonberg-on-nazegucci
>>221627087Racism is not ok. It’s 2026 not 1856…
I need to take a giant diarrhea shit right fucking now but my stupid roommate is painting the wall right outside the bathroom
>>221627121What do you mean?
look at these two beauties
Thoughts on baked sweet potatoes with sour cream and cheese?
>>221627165Paint the walls with your poo
>>221627162Free speech, tranny
>>221627162I disagree but have to go take a shit. We can hash things out when I get back, give me like 45 minutes
>>221627171InsanitySometimes "culture" is bad
>>221627171Any sort of body modifications freak me out so bad. Piercings, tattoos, etc. It’s so disturbing to see.
>>221627171welcome to EB games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_2bluVPsb0
>>221627171They are probably like 4'11 extended too so could you imagine absolutely filling those throat cavities with your cock and using their mouth as a fleshlight? P sweet
N
>>221627024i watched that loop 7 times
>>221627222o
On here I'm a witty gentleman irl talking to me is like talking to an empty rock
Fuck racism
>>221627225I watched it 6 times
>>221627071This is a rare instance of honesty from women and it would behoove you to pay attention to what they're saying here.
Niggers don't suffer they get easy jobs like this. Crackers can't get jobs like these
>>221627248>what they're saying here.That you should vigorously rub their legs and get handsy
>>221627227I feel the same way but the truth is I'm not witty on here, my jokes are painfully cringe and vibe killing, I just don't get any feedback here and it feels good to hit submit so I assume people are reacting the way I am in my head
>>221627250crazy how racist the south was during jim crow
>>221627250Sure that's great for when they're skipping elementary school but it isn't a career
>>221627250this is MAGA
i saw two people (attempting to) walk their cats on a leash over the weekend
in real life I am a loserbut online I am a euphoric witty gentleman gamer
>>221627250Damn, crackers are evil af
>>221627265I'm cool you just sound like a lame unfunny loser desu we all think that about you
>>221627273I love Euphoria
>>221627248I agree but I'd love to see what the person who made that meme looks like
>>221627284ever see sydney sweeney's cleavage? quite something
Why am I so fucking hungry after eating 1500 calories
>>221627284I saw a few clips of that and it looks like wokeslop
>>221627283haters aren't cool and i can tell you are a hater because you look so well hydrated. full of haterade
>>221627268Anything to keep them off the streets It's not much different than being a football player really
>>221627283A truly cool person wouldn't be this mean
clean it up you worthless bitch
>>221627310I'm beyond such categories
>>221627303It's kino
>>221627309Fuck football. It is so pussyfied now. We need the head trauma and severe injuries back. Otherwise what are they paying those monkeys for
>>221626355>a Chinese far right Max Bernier stan who supports Alberta separatismI knew one of these when I was in the FFL. He was a super nice guy but he was a sad young man much like myself. Hope he's doing good, they gave him a French name because they saw his citizenship was Canadian.
>>221627325But youre the one who categorized yourself as cool
waiting for this nigga to milk my shi..... i aint cum in 2 days now its starting to be a problemo in mine nether regions if you can pontificate upon my parlance....
>>221627320imagine if every 4chan thread was a hotel lobby with a bunch of people lounging and talking
>>221627336I wish I could have sex
i assume the chinese max bernier supporters are falun gong types
It's over
>>221627334I don't think anything because i am too nonchalant to even be aware of my statusOnly losers have self awareness
>>221627250damn that looks like a lot of fun. we used to be a real fuckin country man
Say his name. Say it.
>>221627348hotel lobby kino is always ruined by some weird asians in sweatpants playing on a tablet and some disgustingly fat brown child running around in basketball shorts and flip flops screaming in gobblydeegookno joke I've seen this at 4 star hotels. it's pitiful.
writing a book about a supervillain who can only cum when he's being electrocuted but he seeks more and more electric shock to cum, and he's addicted to jizzing, so he connects himself to a nuclear powered data center's grid to have his greatest orgasm yet but it takes away everyone's chatGPT access cuz there's not enough energy so people get rate limited and then the military comes in and arrestes the villain i call "static shock."
>>221627378CharlieKirk
>>221627211https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE8Jswq1mAU&t=57s
He saved comedy
>>221627387>weird asians in sweatpants playing on a tablet and some disgustingly fat brown child running around in basketball shorts and flip flops screaming in gobblydeegookThis sound slike a Canadian thing, in the U.S fancy hotels are usually frequented by older crowds and families with kids.
>>221627406love me some jizz
>>221627378sir charlie floyd PBUH
Christian white bread suburbian types give me the creeps. The sort of person to be named Ezekiel Morrison who plays guitar at his local church and has a wife and kids
>>221627378GeorgeFloyd
>>221627387I just hate hearing anything other than English tbqh. Total brownoid thirdie death
>>221627440I enjoy hearing other non-Iberian European languages
>>2216274134 and 5 star hotels here are infested with groids and minorities who have money. It's bizarre to see people with $4,000 suits standing next to some unkempt mexican slug child with chocolate on its face.
Every fat person should be killed
>>221627440This. Sick of hearing people butcher the English language too, every other person has an accent which means they're a foreigner which begs the question why they're in my country.
I am not good at moid banter I lack the will for friendly banter and teasing
>>221627462No but they should be sent to weight loss camps
>>221627468Fuck my ass king
>>221627378Norm Macdonald
>>221627452>infested with groids and minorities who have moneyNo Boomers? I admit we have Blacks and Mexicans who can be gauche (Italians, Jews, and Persians too) but the annoying ones are usually concentrated in tourist traps like Vegas, Florida, Hawaii, etc. Everywhere else they're usually well-behaved and mingle with the Boomers and everyone else fairly well given they're there to relax and take it easy.
Ben Shapiro is a pretty good example of how singled minded the average npc normie is, at least on the right wing side He's reasonable on pretty much every social issue, but on everything else he's really obviously a spoiled, selfish rich faggot. But his fanbase just assumes because he easily wrecks trannies and violent black people that he must be smart at everything else.
>>221627468Sit on my face queen
Canada is so southern :D North starts from Alaska.
Its crazy how George Floyd was just some crackhead but became a martyr overnight
>>221627468I'm going to fuck the shit out of you
>>221627487Boomers don't stay at hotels, they stay at their summer homes or condos or cottages that they own. If they do stay at a hotel it's a 2-3 star at most, so they can save money but bitch and moan relentlessly about how it should be offering 5 star amenities for 2 star prices. Canada just has so many thirdies who attained a bit of money but have no idea how to behave. It's a disgusting sight really, like giving a Rolex to a donkey.
>>221627511Christ was just a schizo carpenter Holyness comes from humble beginnings Who knows perhaps Christ is walking among us as another black fentanyl addict
>>221627468Fuck your mother and kill yourself retarded nigger faggotIt's simple
>>221627511It's crazy how there are legit black people who are unjustifiably killed by cops but BLM chooses to focus on the worst possible examples to make their case
>>221627509Based and trueCanadians wish they had Alaska so bad
>>221627522Kys faggot
>>221627511craziest thing is the cop is still in jail, if it was me they would better never release me because i would go sicko mode at the nearest walmart as soon as im out
>>221627539No its okay, its a good buffer between us and Russia
phwoarmay be close to a breakthruprobably notbut stillwhat a world we live.in
>>221627539Actually we want out own Hawaii.We tried to absorb St. Lucia a few times
>>221627532The two that are killed every year probably don’t have super graphic footage of them dying.
I can see Russia from my house!
>>2216275572bh we are a buffer between Russia and America, our only saving grace is there's nothing here worth wasting a nuke on...if they were feeling merciful they'd nuke Toronto, Calgary, and lower mainland BC + all of Quebec 1,000x over
We need to return to clan societies. We need to start creating city state compounds governed by large families defended by drones
>>221627569>St. LuciaI thought it was the Turks and Caicos you guys always have your eyes on and discuss every now and then?
Cat snuck outside but I convinced him to come back inside after he walked around for 15 minutes cautiously sniffing everything in the yard
>>221627468I love you anonYou're a delicate flowerLet me fuck your anus
NEED to pee in her butt
im ugly
>>221627620She's not my type
>>221627589You're right, was mistaken about other things.We clearly need to try again
>>221627573There was of philandro castille but BLM forgot about that almost immediately
What kind of a pet is a cat anyways, they are at constant risk of just leaving your house and disappearing and never coming back. They hide from you, ruin your shit, scratch your eye out for no reason, and give you toxoplasmosis. Dogs are so much better I don't get why anyone would ever want a cat.
>>221627620She looks sickly
>>221627620she shows her tiddies in the movie Personal Shopper
>>221627638toxoplasmosis is based and my cats are all chill, i like dogs too they are a lot more work though
>>221627349Same>>221627348I imagine it as a giant apartment/hotel >>221627320Classic image haven't seen it in a long time>>221627106Sick moves>>221627024I want a Spore remake>>221626979Wut dis is?>>221626312Wut happen?
>>221627638Cats are good to have if you have a barn
my catberg is more of a dogstein if you catch my drift
>>221627630>BLM forgot about that almost immediatelyThat's because it happened in 2016, everybody was locked in to Trump v. Hillary and nobody cared given we were all numb from Zimmerman, Ferguson, and Baltimore. 2020 happened because of a very unique chain of events and cultural clashes that had been unresolved since then boiling over.
Oh no the tranny is back
>>221627681It being an election year should have made it more relevant Also did you cry when you got pushed into the pool
>>221627659>Wut dis is?
Gonna get ready for bed cumlets, I want a fresh thread when I get back. Anon, I'm delegating this to you.
>>221627710Not my problem
>>221627638>they are at constant risk of just leaving your house and disappearing and never coming back.Never once had that happen and I let my cats roam freely outside. They know where home is, same as any animal>They hide from you, ruin your shit, scratch your eye out for no reasonThey don't do any of thisMy cats cuddle with me all the time
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/180811904/>look up a thread I remember posting in>it's from over 3 years ago
>>221627698>It being an election year should have made it more relevantAgain I think people just didn't care and gave the cops the benefit of the doubt given we just went through the Zimmerman tiral and all that. It also didn't play into the greater culture war as much given the culture war then was focused much more on gender rather than ethnicity while when it came to race it was mostly about immigration.>Also did you cry when you got pushed into the poolNo I was really mad and had to restrain myself from pursuing the guy and attacking him
THIS WHOLE DAMN WORLD CAN FALL APART YOU'LL BE OKAY FOLLOW YOUR HEART
>>221627649She ain't got no tiddies
hab bros how we feeling?
I honestly don't remember all the BLM stuff too well. It all feels so distant and strange like it's already just some irrelevant historic blip we've moved on from
Spilled red wine onto my white shirt
>>221627740jason came back in that thread?
>>221627774dumb drunk slut clean it up
>>221627785
>>221627764https://www.highly-respected.com/p/black-power-in-decline
>>221627659phwoar good kittingtonshire diss>>221627600please show pictoral proof of kittingtonshre existence
