phwoar edition
fridge
wtf does it mean when a girl emojis your texts and then almost 24 hours actually responds to them with text instead of just an emoji lolwtf
>>221620982
100% thought this was a scam today but evidently it's actually happeningI see them selling outside tescos toowhat's going on at that companyi did that all backwards
AGP edition
>>221621037might be cause theyre men mate
lads. the man isn't going to tell the man how to kick the ball any more. it's the end of an era
>>221621000nice name mate mind if i steal it?
look at the polling like 60% of cis women fully support trans women being allowed in all their spaces without problemmeanwhile like 70% of cis men are fully against trans people having any rightsmen just project their own views onto womenfrankly i say we abolish gender roles altogether but thats a convo rorke really isn't ready for...
Coke Zero is fucking disgusting
>>221621064naught wrong if it's legal
we're just a bunch of northern lads havin a bit of craic aye
>>221621064
Diego having a melty after seeing this image
>>221621064before i saw him and channing tatum i could have swore that chav face was a phenotype known strictly to my school
>>221621116not very polite to steal it before they've confirmed they're okay with it
>>221621064high/secondary school is absolutely NOT the best years of our liveseven uni isn't imagine peaking so early in lifesad. SAD!
there's no way any woman believes high school is the best years of life
>>221621064hahahaha yes! *claps manaically like a seal*see! it's not the trannies who are creepy paedos. we've had it all wrong all along!
young man bringing up his diego dolly completely unpromptedhe's ruining his life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXdRl6Ml37I>>221621127artificial sweeteners make the texture weird and It seems the drinks can't get cold, it's probably worse than having actual sugar once in a while imo
i peaked in primary school
my theory is that furry porn and tranny anime shite has caused untold amount of damage to the future of the human race by tricking autists and preventing them from inventing space travel or some shite while theyre busy dressing up
>>221621190scremaing
>>221620982I refuse to sleep
Drinking Wee Milk.
Men peak in their 40s
nobody:not even DTFIC:brick: DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO
why would a man's wife not wear make up? is it depression?
>>221621127I like it
>>221620692It's weirdo narcissism made a sexuality. Off to the mass grave.
>>221621057Built for BWC
A man without a mustache is a boy
i peaked in the maternity ward
>>221621130but if shes 15 years old and 1 second away from being 16 you are suddenly not interested
>>221621216no
Religious runts having a melty as predicted
>>221621211UK milk is good
>>221621165that was the fight everybody was hyped for?wtf
Might make a post that will trigger an autistic shitflinging match that will last for threads
>>221621237trvke
>>221621143>Czech Republicso thats how they’re able to give the world the best pornstars
might kill myself
about to have sex with my labubu
>>221621261Evening AlexHow's the tunage looking tonight
>>221621249sir
>>221621262ufcmongs lap this sort of shit up
>>221621237you should be president
BEAUTIFUL Ukrain girl
Any trvkes flying about
Diego has never been the same poster since Alan Yentob died
no killing selves
>>221621333WTF HE DIED
>>221621064>567647999 seconds old>illegal and you're a paedo and we'll ruin your life forever>567648000 seconds old>legal???
>>221621330beer tastes like shit white wine is so clear
so this is rorke
we all know that we beat out the sperms at the time of our birth but how would our sperms have fared against each other. only AI can tell us
>>221621350what's this watchmen knock-off
>>221621343
What should I have with my chicken?
>>221621330you'll see one posted above
>>221621237Even if it is narcissistic, does that warrant killing?
>>221621350>I am not man so much as syndromeyeah, down syndrome
never seen that before
>>221621295evening lad, pretty good, I got trillions of tracks to sort through https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWXLqJOPW_s
>>221621350>Dark psychotic mindNo you're leftypol actually
you are now imagining rimming richard dawkins
>>221621398It never endsNice song that though
it's crazy that we aren't trading in bancor right now
sorry girlie but your hairline is somehow even worse than mine
>>221621375same writer actually
>>221621380apple
>>221621380Rice or fries, can't go wrong with that. Or sauteed veggies.
>>221621416
>>221621383c'mon post the other one with zendaya in. the one where you can really see what a gnarly, grotesque man he is
>>221621418Get him housed
thats a redit's off he's got to walk commentators eye
>>221621421weird zach snyder wrotes comics
>>221621143never understood why czech are so atheist, can't even say it's because of communism since all former soviet states are now the most religious countries in europe
>>221621333has anyone??
>>221621418the latest batch of doctors, lawyers and architects fresh off the boat
>on Temu>literally everything is awfulI don't get it why would anyone get something from here over AmazonI get cheap but everything looks cheap and something you wouldn't buy in a million yearswhat on earth
>>221621418all you have to do is change the colour of their skin to white and wrap a few st george flags around them and youve got the unite the kingdom rally
>>221621458what can't that man do
>>221621460ptsd after getting fucked by catholics in hussite wars
Wait a minute, arsenal getting away with murderball? Say it ain't so
>>221621498so it's confirmed. ruby is pineapple chimp
>>221621474cheap AI generated slop is like crack for boomers
>>221621448>>221621507we didn’t ask x
>>221621498thought she was mixed with hulk hogan from the thumbnail
>>221621485HOWLING
>>221621485trvke
one day the sleeping giant (cheadle) will awaken
i asked
>>221621379assuming you're not making crap up, why on earth would a genuine women want to post in /brit/ of all places
>>221621414>It never endstell me about it..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbCQjWL4nY0
>order takeaway >it's clear the delivery man has taken a little bit for himself what would you do?
commander worf's head looks like a fanny
Running a bath
>>221621557could easily fake Artemis II with those craters
>>221621557yup i got scors on my forehead too
>>221621507No-one cares about your shit little club, Yid.
...And the latest from Tim?...l
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_--DXY9xH84
>>221621556complain. then only order from places which put a delivery seal on their containers
most of the country would qualify as shopping addicts honestlyjust endless shite
Early night methinks
>>221621474I don't even have Amazon, fuck that robot freak.
>>221621564based
>>221621556literally never had this happen in my life and i've had 100+ takeaways
done two really massive poos today
FOK!
>>221621379Sounds grim
spent the day with billy big bollockshe said he’d never even heard of /brit/
News from California >Massive fraud uncovered in a charity that stole half a billion dollars claiming to help disadvantage children, while prosecutors say the money raised were sent out of the country to Israel >Picrel: nvm the jew thieves goy!
>>221621556do people of colour not deserve to eat?
>assuming this ain't just a lot of baloney, why on earth would a genu-ine dame want to post in /brit/ of all places
all of brit wishes ruby geanger well
>>221621437There's loads of tall lanky women
>i've had 100+ takeawaysThis fat cunt counts his takeaways
is narnia meant to be nicer than middle earth?thinking of a move
>>221621613
had a white british man delivery my burritoslop the other daymassive recession indicator
>>221621672Love Dave Smith me
>>221621663not with shoulders like that lol. bloke could carry bricks up and down a ladder all day with those
>ruby geanger
>>221621679stunning tum on the middle would struggle not to touch it
Does anyone else on /brit/ hate their parents? I'm not on speaking terms with my mom anymore. Perpetual victim and loser.
>>221621692bell me mate
>>221621672Why is Nick continually mogged in masculinity by literally any man he stands next to lol
In Japan it's a crime to intentionally spoil the endings to movies, games, tv shows etcA man went to prison for intentionally spoiling the ending to the new GodzillaReckon that's a law we could do with tbqh I'm always being spoiled via Youtube thumbnails and titles
>>221621716no need to sign your posts
>>221621485How fucked is the yew kay when the only people protesting replacement of the native population are your most dysgenic freaks?
ruby grangler
>>221621719because he's literally 5'5impossible to have any masculinity when you are that shortthat's why he's nearly 30 and still a virgin
>>221621418seen that big one in the this is sparta film
>>221621733s
>>221621731grow status: up
>>221621692good reference
>>221621763He's not a virgin though he had sex with DestinyVideo of the blowjob leaked online like the day after they collabed
>>221621763He might be gay actually
Lost a clue today
>>221621789I've thought this since he went on a date with catboykami, mad how famous he's become
>>221621763>that's why he's nearly 30 and still a virginAre we still believing he's straight then?
>>221621734
>>221621783um
halfway through patriot season 1should I continue? I’m losing interest a bit
roarroaringsSCREAMING
vaping is pathetic
this is the rubyposter copying and pasting from tattle life
>>221621672Is there even a single person he's taller than? He is shorter than literally every dude he stands next to. He's probably not 5'9" but he'd have to be seriously overselling his height to look this short
>>221621824>should I continue?with life or just the show?
>>221621820>whites colonise indiaNOOO YOU CANT DO THAT>indians colonise britainYAY WHO CARES ABOUT RACE OR CULTURE
>>221621763didn’t realise he was a manlet. guess it makes sense given his mexican heritage
what can men do against such reckless hate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFOj7M4wLO4
>>221621850you aren’t qualified to answer either question
>>221621844if you type ruby granger in google, "tattle" is the top search prediction
>>221621836If Nick is 5' 5" that guy on far right must be 5' 4". How in the world are men this short in current year? I'm 6' 3" and one of the shortest males in my family.
new theorythe richest and poorest mongs all seem to be from heavily inbred familiesactually really more of an observation than a theory
might get a sausage dog
/brit/ is a gyokeres general
>>221621820>race is just skin color :)you can't argue with these NPCstheir intellectual deficit would take years, perhaps a decade to surmount
>>221621887they’re a bit barky
/brit/ is an arne engels general
>>221621890>goykeres
on the xannies
Digging a frok into my crusty sweaty arsehole then giving it to my nan to eat pasta withPutting rats in the microwaveTrying coke mixed with sick
>>221621844His entire life is dedicated to an ugly girl it's very sad
>>221621908bit of me that
>>221621907she went out and specifically picked the pelican painting, howling
>>221621912kek
>>221621912steve
>>221621890
>>221621901whats your recommendation then
>>221621878tallest man in my family is about 5'8"
>>221621930kill these niggas
>>221621912wotlol
Googling milkTrimming my toenails in sainsbruysasking the pizza hut worker about coins
/brit/ is a Stella Francis general
>>221621945beagles seem cool but I dunno
>>221621878You're 5'11 max
>>221621947are you a hairless woofter by chance
>>221621912>>221621962hah funny spam
based steve
the issue with all the drugs worth doing is you can only safely do them a couple times a month
well, you know what they sayif you want capitalism rorke, you have to put up with the conditions that it needs
anyone seen steve around? need to give him a piece of my mind
would all be peng with 10 more kg. get them eating the cheesburgers NOW
>>221621971no quite hairy
>>221621967How would you know?
>>221621976>>221621986epic samefag
>>221621986go away
this tired auld gimmick being dragged out again
post ends in 2026 guys its the current year haha
>>221621991Many such cases, fml
if you can’t handle me at my capitalism
Licking the countertop in greggsMaking my fingernails bleed Throwing hamsters at the wall
History bros
funny you can report a post for being a bit shit
>>221622000cause average height among US whites is 5'9 according to data from hospitals. most people add 1-2 inches to their driver's license though, and probably tell people they're 6' if they're 5'10
bit fucking pricey init
>>221621967I am >>221621930Good times, I caught the end of internet cafes, my friends dad had ran one and towards the end he would close it on Sunday and we would gather and play CS and Fifa and Star Craft, his mother would brings us snacks and stuff she cooked.
>>221622042daylight robbery for fast food
screaming into the ventilation unit of an office building so my voice is heard throughout
>>221622039funny how you can't report a post for being politics outside of /pol/ despite that being a main ban
>>221622031she thought she could get away with this
This Steve is obviously not the same poster, feels like his heart isn't in it
>1x Milkshake>[...]>Bacon
cody just got fricken’ owned
might get a bullmastiff
>>22162204218 pounds for a not-so-peng triple burger
>>221622042>large fries from five guysBro that's like fries for four people kek
>>221622040My grandfather is 6'6". My older brother and dad are 6' 5". Some families are tall.
>>221622042>piece of shit total
>>221622070well you won't, so why post about it
>>221622042yeah and you'll keep paying you NPC plankton slave
>>221622061Original steveposts were funny for the first few and then became annoying very quickly.
started off taking benzos for responsible reasons like getting through job interviews, now i am deeply addicted and will probably die from withdrawals if i go more than a day without getting barred out
>>221622042Five Guys is so bloody expensive, had it twice and was massively disappointed (and ripped off) both times
>>221622084done status: him
>>221621672why does bro have the jeffrey epstein sweater
>>221622042your fault for liking milkshake adults shouldn't order anything besides water tea or coffee
>>221622077And most families are average. Does very low IQ run in your family too?
>>221622042>lettuce and ketchup onlywhite people.......
>>221622090Get on those new "wean off" programs, this shit is dangerous.
>>221622090i quit benzos and ended up having a seizure lol
hey what's the big idea
>>221622090why the fuck is every Australian on /brit/ addicted to drugs
>>221622114Fuck off runt. Go nibble on a tall guy's ankles
Sir Tommy Pickles
>>221622070all dogs are retarded mutants
>>221622116Would be far fitter with 10kg moreGet the mass gaining powder in her water now
>>221622111he’s a fed
>>221622116tiled floors in a cinema? those bloody swamp germans are having a laugh
i know its only monday and it's going 10but should i crack open the duffel?
>>221622116the internet was a mistake
>>221622139*dies at 75*
>>221622128every australian on /sp/ is addicted to drugs, alcohol, and prozzies
i think i'm in lads
>>221622147>Would be far fitter with 10kg more
>>2216220422 extra pattiesfive guys default burger is 2 patties
horse
>>221622090when i quit it felt like i had bugs crawling under my skin
>>221622164see a lot of snacks do you, tubster
>>221622168I'm not even a BBW fetishist, just like a little bit of meat otherwise what's the point?>>221622171Love the fuckers, love when the Swede posts Horsebjorg
>>221622042might as well put bacon in your arse and then give 30 quid to a jew
>>221622157Is that impressive? One of my grandmothers is currently 83. My grandfather is 81. You're so desperate for a win here odd little man.
>>221622128illegal drugs are now cheaper than alcohol here so it's the more financially sensible option
desperate to fit in canadian award
started taking coffee to seem more adult now im addicted and will probably die from the withdrawal
>>221622159This is quite sad. I blame women for ruining Anglo society so much we’re all forced to take drugs to numb the pain
>>221622191um
mcdaonlds would get so much business if they lowered their prices by 70%
toby
>>221622187>just like a little bit of meat otherwise what's the point?exactly!>>221622204easiest thing to quit in my personal experience
>>221622197scr
free nuggets on me lads
>>221622200Your 7 foot, 100 year old grandfather? Albert Einstein.
finna go to the shop and buy a pint of ice cream and scran the lot in my car
>>221622218first dey had us in iron chains now dey got us in gold chainz
/Brit/ approved Johnny Foreigners (Aussies and Kiwis are not JFs)>Jeff (Ethiopia)>Alex (Bulgaria)>The Swede with the HorseJFs on the Rape-Murder List>Canslad>Saffer>Egyptian Bot
There's a stray cat that snuck into my house and wants into the living room
if you aren’t the funniest one in your friend group then you’re not qualified to be posting here
>>221622256me.. x
rorke starting his dissertation with "in today's society"
>>221622256saffer is so weird and mysterious I kind of like him
>>221622237>
>>221622261Neighbour across the street (who may have been evicted) has a cat that's outside 90% of the time, I fed the poor bastard and now he always comes over at night, saw him sleeping outside the neighbours door earlier
>>221622265got no friends :|
>>221622261omg pics
>>221622286he posts dodgy links quite frequently but i don't know what's behind them as i don't click them you see
>>221622207lads say this type of shit then laugh at ‘muh socioeconomic factors’
>>221622256what about modern day philosopher (Belgium)
>>221622265I'm the funniest by default as I have no friends
>>221622294>shares info about his family when no one asked (lol fucking creep)>posts thisuh oh melty
The weather makes no fucking sense since covid it's like emotional whiplash every time I look out the window. Call it a conspiracy that the entire planet halting production all at once throws off the rhythm of the earth via the gaseous fumes being exhaled into the air.
right well that was awful
>>221622256dont think egypt is a bot thovocaroos are always the same voicelikely an actual esl schizo
>>221622330>>>/cum/
190s kind of like a chill uncle he reached the heights of brit fame and now he pops in from time to time to post a little but he does it nonchalant so no one knows its him what a humble legend
>>221622304always assumed its a gimmick and you’re not supposed to click>>221622299>>221622327alright then you’d better stay lads
>>221622331average arsenal game desu
>>221622344>>221622344>>221622344
titch
>>221622331neoliberalism has taken a hammering tonight
>>221622299ktimmers
>>221622265when i had friends (2013-ish) i was the funny one
>>221622328>I'm bullying the man online with my keyboard
here we are then
right, so this is concomitantly the old and the new then isn't it?
the old new as it were
>>221624051
>>221624059early
