Drinking Wee Milk Edition
another thread another dollar
milk funny
no titch post
bizarrewhy do the white lads want to eat thathttps://x.com/MythoYookay/status/2056407739820102030
ie we want a black girl now
canslad
>>221622397are you gingerpaedo?
they say ask your grandparents everything you want to know before they die but how? i have 1 grandparent left but i dont really want to start quizzing him on his whole life hed probably say fuck off hes a different creature from a different era
Neighbours are fat and their cat is fat too
>>221622434old people love talking about themselves
some advice for JFsthink twice about replying to another JFthink three times about replying to a englishmanthink four times about making a post at all
>>221622407Phenomenal post
Had more than 1/3 of last thread filteredStarting to feel like /brit/ is dead nowadays desu...
the japanese word for grave is "haka" which makes me scream because i always imagine a situation like "rorke doing the haka on his nan's grave" or something like that
>>221622407why's there a red cock and balls in the top right
>>221622460more english than you mohammad
only got a yellow
>>221622434say the gist of this post to him
>>221622434I miss both my grandpas, I wish had spent more time with them towards the end.
>>221622445there must be some connection
Damn his top of the line milspec DTFIC connector stopped working. It's like he's just saying random bullshit.You can't accuse DTFIC of just spouting random gimmicks without knowing what they mean when you just say that because you saw the word horse.
>>221622460how are you to tell an englishman from an ulsterman on this shit heap of a website
Being assaulted by the berg
never think
Mad how the Irish were too lazy and retarded to revive their language despite having a government willing to do so for decades before the internet made it impractical.Mad how they still overestimate Irish speakers in official censuses.Mad how they'd rather just blame the Brits
>>221622303>>221622298She's scratching at the doorhttps://streamable.com/2ehtgh
>>221622500you have seconds to live goodbye lad
now on rorke's side after seeing leftypol's hostility during the riotshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KunkiAxRvJs
>>221622527LET THE KITTEN IN
read the entire book the power of now by eckhart tolle and i'm still a miserable drug addict
>>221622537full of violent thoughts watching this
Get the arses posted then!!
>>221622537tit woman sex arse
>>221622553favourite character?
>>221622564
rorke not understand soft powerleftypol getting raped by a fresh off the boat somali
>>221622420Abso-fucking-lutely not!
>>221622253why a chain and a whip the black american dream?
>>221622566ai summary improving
>>221622582oh good
>>221622580Soft power and hard power
>>221622527scream that lil fella does not care
>>221622588where did she go?
>>221622521mad how the brits dont want the northern irish (me) in their beautiful kingdom despite putting us here 400 years ago. its rhodesia 2.0
kfc is the only thing that makes me happy
JULIANIT'S A HUNGRY WORLD
been having very vivid dreams recently and they're all similar, not sure what the universe is trying to get across to me
>>221622634It's not even good over here
>>221622634
>>221622486since this post >>195721013dtfic has been a changed man i think the real one left or more likely killed himself. he was too sad a creature to stay alive
>>221622634kringe fucking craicyeah we know
>>221622611It's still here. Super weird behavior because the cats are mostly feral and afraid of humans. Must be starving
>>221622645*fucking rapes your entire soul into oblivion*
If ANY of you had to live my life you’d have killed yourself after the first 24 hours
>>221622634kentucky jack's fried chicken
>>221622661Done him
>£16.50 for 24 tins of beansoh I think the fuck YES
>>221622665don't think many newborns kill themselves
need to go to the store during tonight's lunch break
aff tae bed
Give me more ruby ai
Had 5 days off to enjoy an arsewank and it was a bit disappointing
>>221622677this nigga eating beans
>>221622654the real one is rangebanned and can only post from public wifi or on the archive (sup ghostie)
>>221622643What kind?Last night I had a dream I was in Greece in a hotel and I was in a wheelchair and there was a cute girl in a wheelchair and we chased each other through the rooms and hallways.
>>221622677Thinking bout thos beans
>>221622685didn't know she was a big askou fan
Consensual sex with Milly Alcock
Get the chubby girls posted then (including Ruby's fit sister)
>>221622686just one of those things innit
>>221622711>Milly Alcocknow that's a trannard's name if I've ever heard one
>>221622693screamer
>>221622693why doesnt he do a toby and get a bunch of sim cards
sir the bulgarfu
so this is rorke
>>221622727Errrm, Bean Boy?
>>221622693he was a fucking prick but what did he do worth banning? all he did was shit talk
i'm very easy to guilt trip because i hate myself
>>221622684thas mento illness luv
yes trans women are infact WOMEN
>>221622749always love yourself
>>221622744love me beans
I reckon chemical castration is the future for the Ubermensch. Can't be spending all day thinking about curvy sacks of flesh
>>221622729oh my days he's still going
Got five double chocolate chip cookies for a pound and already eaten three hehe
cor fit
“Rorke” appears to be a recurring in-joke / archetype on 4chan’s /int/ “/brit/” general threads, rather than a clearly identifiable real person. From the thread fragments that are publicly indexed, “Rorke” is used as a kind of stock character representing a certain stereotype of terminally online British right-wing / nationalist poster culture.The way posters talk about “Rorke” suggests a few overlapping meanings:A specific notorious anon or former regular who became a meme within /brit/.A catch-all label for socially conservative, doomposting, “Restore Britain”-style posters.An ironic caricature of a lonely, obsessive British shut-in: Counter-Strike player, Plex server tinkerer, anti-modernity ranter, etc.Examples from indexed threads include:“rorke dark energy memetics”“activate the rorke protocol”“I am also ‘rorke’ if by ‘rorke’ you mean that I am socially right wing”Long mock biographies contrasting a successful cosmopolitan “non” with “rorke” wasting his life online.
>>221622748he started constantly announcing reports and saying he was underage lol
im literally the chud from the chud meme
>>221622749ktim
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and ...northern ireland
>>221622749Aussies should be turned into dust particles
rape roke
just want to disappear not in a suicidal way
>>221622778rorke doesn't play counter strike he plays war strategy games
I'm tall and handsome but I have no money and no prospects and I generally just don't like people would rather stay in and play wow classic desu
>>221622579stunning arse ngl
>>221622759unironically if we lived in star trek future then human sexuality would have to be tampered with because naturally it's incompatible
i could do this jobhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhRbJ3DQdlQ
>>221622579wahey
>>221622815captain kirk was shagging every alien he saw
havent been racist for a few weeks now
>Dan jd scrubs brother
https://www.thetimes.com/uk/religion/article/christian-revival-churchgoing-falls-mp6wxvsc5Umm Christsisters? Our response
>>221622820would be lush if you could do it on your own but cramped in that with 2 other blokes would be shite
>>221622829and that's exactly why, imagine the ETSTDs he would get if it was reality
“Canslad” appears to be a recurring in-joke/persona from the /brit/ general threads on 4chan’s /int/ board. The character is usually portrayed as a stereotypical British anon associated with drinking canned cider/beer (“cans”), awkward social habits, and repetitive posting style. Different posters either roleplay as him or accuse others of being him.
have cunnilingus toil later want to tell gfberg I'm tired but she's been sucking me off like a whore as of late so I feel obligated to toil never ends when you have a gf
>>221622783No, you're not
just seen rorke's blacked arse fly past my window
>>221622829even the cowpat head one?
>>221622855am so
>>221622820This would be interesting, would bring some speed just to freak myself out at night. Hope they have wifi.
did you used to get endlessly berated for spending too much time on the playstation, pc, watching TVGlad that's all finished
>>221622829https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harkness_Test
sometimes I feel like I want to hurt people but then I remember I would definitely get destroyed in a real fight
21 year old Gaia account was locked for security concerns and support won't respond to my email. Absolutely fuming
Wish this Iran nonsense would just fucking do something been three blasted months of edging
>>221622880state of that
only proper uncs remember thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw-SAiVG770
>>221622893sort of vaguely remember that site from ancient times but no idea what it’s about
>>221622898nothing ever happens
>>221622893Don't get angry and smash your keyboard now fat boy
>>221622815Autism
>night off from the missus>spamming me with Zoopla links
>>221622878yeah 20 years ago
im so fucking ugly
>>221622880>ctrl f "consent">phrase not found
>>221622929knee deep in the zoopla
>>221622933make it make sense
>>221622933Every 3d couple here except the guy is not black obviously
>>221622933she looks german
Curvage.org
>>221622685I wish Ruby would treat me like an emotionless ai husk that she simply uses to fulfill her sexual desires.
slippy slappy
>>221622933Is it fair to say white women will date uglier men if they are black. I can’t imagine her dating a white guy who looked like that
remember the queen. those were the good old days
>>221622982interesting fantasy
why the fuck is this on wikipediahttps://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Lead_shits_in_Crunchy's_mouth_by_Lordcuckness.png
>>221622853Can never eat too much pussy, me
all sweaty from runningx
need to go out but neighbourberg's blocked me in the driveway again and he says he can't move his car because it won't start and he has to wait for mechanicstein to come out, fucking fuming i have to go to toil for bloody's sake
LOVELY TRANS WOMEN
>>221622853>gfgrow up
>>221623029scary
>>221623004we really need to eliminate this sort of thing
>>221623022hi
>>221623038not really sure what would constitute growing up in this scenarioa bf?
>>221622999Mad how she was around before my grandparents, parents and I were even born.
>>221623004
>>221623037LUV EM
never given a girl head, im a virgin freak you see
>>221623004English: A pony defecates onto another pony while watching TV. Both are original characters created by Lordcuckness. Uploaded for use in the Clop (erotic fan art) article to illustrate the extent of the genre, including "forced feces eating" as noted by Buzzfeed.[1]Original caption: "Another commission from coleycokefeaturing OC's Lead (top) and Crunch (bottom)
>>221623052good evening JLG 1850SJ Diesel Telescopic Boom Lift
>>221623081vf > bocat
had a cry and a napstill feel shit but hey ho
well it wis fucking one of yas
>>221623081they really like it, possibly even moreso than knobbing it seems, and for this reason we must withold it from them
>>221623078rorke will call this a bloke in a dress btw
why is everyone in here fucking normal and shagging I thought I was surrounded by fellow social outcasts
>>221623113wit yer crain fae
>>221623078Hapa boys be like
>>221623025tell him to put it in neutral and push it away
>>221623133depressed aren't I x
>>221623070she was like 35 when the beatles went viral and people started having sex. you could get a house in london for a grand back then
>>221623122
>>221623104?
>>221623131>>>/r9k/
>>221623081>>221623117I’ve had sex but every time I’ve gone down there (I like licking and kissing and biting girls even more than getting my knob wet) I get told “I don’t like that” or “can you just put it in now?” Never got more than a few licks in
>>221623131vgpreally wish the sex-havers would vacate the thread
>>221623078not even gay at that point desu
>>221623146need you on vitamin d supplements>>221623165?
>>221623191need sectioningit looms
>>221623184It's still gay, just gay with extra steps.
need you on photobiomodulation therapy
just had some doritos with melted cheese on them
>>221623069marriage
>>221623178>very gay postRUDE!
favourite cope of all time is that Michael jackson was trying to save children from jewish sex traffickers and an international jewish cabal assassinated his character, defamed him and ultimately murdered him. People just cant accept that the hideous ghoul child man who had sleepovers with little kids was a paedophile because they like his music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqPwCX_yJfg
>>221623202get off the cartnite you wretched fuckup
>>221623131we pretend to be normal it's much more fun than stewing in our miserable livesgive it a go
RIP
(8) Well I'm coming down the road in my hearseFeel the hate come from the trees and the birds (8)
>>221623168just had a little look in /britfeel/ and it's still the exact same histrionic whining self obsessed little gaylords who have always been therewhat a miserable place
>>221623162
>>221623233think it's more that i haven't been taking my meds again
She was so cute
>>221623228*yawn*
>>221623246sounds familiar
The Dominator™
>>221623272dead now of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vZh8q7fdhEze germans
>>221623250I was expecting a jumpscare or for something surreal to happen
>>221623272she must be tiny
>>221623298Yeah. Shame she died childless, her womb unploughed
>>221623297feel like shit just want the old days back x
>>221623298still looks alri when she's all tarted up
>>221623330https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGK2vtJDPdE
Leftypol is not happy
>>221623297
rorke wanking really slowly during a game of soggy biscuit
>>221623334>>221623349Need Emilia Clarke to sit on my face with her cute tush and do some utterly devastating farts.
it's never just "i'd like to have sex with her" with you lot is it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XljnHLF-Bxs
>>221623228i like when they bring up john lennon used to give his wife a smack back in the early sixties as giving the wife a smack wasn't the normal thing especially up north
mad how SHIT men are
is it bad to have no friends if you don’t actually care?
>>221623366wow this is terrible
rorke provoking a gang war with the ballas in grove streetleftypol driving his bicycle up in san fierro
>>221623394Won't be happy till she's shit in my mouth and told me to eat it
rorke getting invited to the cookoutleftypol going to a nerd party
bit sick of working
Any Dizzee Rascal man in?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjgw95kd8Js
rorke having a seizure at the cookout
>>221623409what sort of madness is occurring in qatar
>>221623409just proves most degrees are worthless
rorke getting a teardrop tattoo for the thumb war he lost one time
>>221623394I’d like to gaze into her eyes as we have sex in the missionary position and gave her legs wrap around me and draw me tightly into her as I ejaculate directly against her fertile womb
>>221623431boy in da corner wots dat WOT
love when it's an old mate's birthday and he reposts his gf's story wishing him happy birthday
>>221623450nice pairsonality
who gave rorke the aux cord
poley's birthday is coming up lads hope you're getting her something nice
grab your glocks when you see 2pac
>>221623450looks like this bird's less slutty little sister
rorke putting the aux cord up his japseye
i'm surprisingly normal considering how freakish i am, i don't watch anime, don't wank to trannies, and yet i'm a shut-in with no social life
rorke getting laughed at for asking for an aux cord in current year
>>221623454>I'm not dizzy just a boy in the corner Good lad this, don't like them new fellas
>>221623495i feel like you left something important about yourself out
>>221623495have you ever killed anyone
>>221623495yh same
Leftypol making up porkies about rorke again on 4chan
>>221623483poleaboo ahh name takes me back to his rapist era
>>221623495well this is me isn't itnormal in most facets of life except i have no mates and no gf
>>221623505Nothing beats cable. AUX supremacy!
>>221623505how do young people play music nowadays?
rorke has already been posted 25 times in this thread and this is the 26nd. I wonder when the last time a /brit/ thread hasn't had that word posted was
SEX IS OVERRATED
Get a grip rorke!
/brit/ is just jeet nowadays>wahh ive no gf
umspike
>>221623540On their phone speaker on the bus/train so we can all enjoy it
Anyone else get bullied at school?
mad how all yanks get circumsized at birth and consider it completely normal, cant imagine being born and having my forey raped off
>>221623567so true
>>221623540bluetooth but I do actually prefer cable
>>221623571yeah, turned me into a paranoid anxious wreck, ruined my life really
>>221623571Surprised you need to ask
homie don't shake
>>221623571no because i went to a private school so was sheltered but was at uni
>>221623575nothing normal about america mate, we're the most exceptional country in the history of the earth
who gave rorke the bluetooth
>>221623595In what way were you bullied at uni
>>221623575The really unlucky ones had their banjo string taken as well
mums berg is a right little nobhead. mums out of hospital and that ungrateful shitbag is ignoring her went to bite her earlier too. I should punt it over the fence
I’d love to press my face up against Emma Watson’s arse.
nahh who gave rorke BoPit
>>221623549rorkeless /brit/ you're after yeah? february 12th 2023. next one is scheduled for june 24th.
you can buy a 10m roll of medical tape for a quid which works better than mouth tape for sleeping x
>>2216235752026 and they still think having the most sensitive part of your willy tampered with is a reasonable measure to keep it clean
>>221623604just never being the one to be invited first, i always had to invite myself. also never initiated meetupswas never treated with respect, everyone would make jokes at my expenseoften bringing up how i never get any action with females
one hour of drinking left but already tired and ready for bed
rorke solving his rubiks cube at the function
>>221623571One time in 4th grade an 8th graded picked me up and went to put me in a bin but my classmates brothe saw him and they beat him up, after that he was very nice to me, fucking pussy. In junior high school I was mean to this Christian girl cause I was le edgy 13 year old Hitchens "atheist" and after we graduated I saw her and apologized.
>>221623629Deleuze's sex toy
feeding the foxes tonite
>>221623651The trick is to hang out with people who are similar to you and have similar interests to you. Then they won't take the piss out of you.
>>221623657cube? how quaint
>>221623684they made this to keep the goyim occupied
>>221623684cumbersome looking
Rorke on the election trail
>>221623681load of rubbish
>>221623704that's a chinese bird
>>221623722Rorke looking quite dapper
i love my little kitty cat
time for an webm classic
>>221623722so this is rorke
did this really happen?
need need need to win the lottery so I can be a shut in freak in complete isolation and not have the looming threat of returning to toil over me
>>221623742damn...
Cor
>>221623722are the restore photos cherry-picked or are the people attending their meetings relatively normal/good looking with a mix of ages compared to the average labour/reform/green/conservative meetup
>>221623723Obviously not. I had a good time at uni, and the friends I made didn't take the piss out of me, because we were similar people with similar interests.
get the midgets sent into fortresses
test
>>221623791It’s political meetings mate. They’re all weirdos
how's it foing
>>221623783youd be bored without toil
Rorke on the electron trail (he can't calculate superpositions)
Associativity in any unitary group only holds until rank 3 before it starts getting weird and fucked up and you really need to challenge what an algebra is.Also Galois theory says that there is literally no general solution to something that can't be modeled with a quadratic.There's fun to be had with the other platonic solids and see how the roots permute about but otherwise it's basically just performatively complicated.Reddit goes "wow sir amazing" when they see a dodecahedron with 200 different facets.
>>221623788Spaino
you don't really know whybut you wanna justify RIPPING SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF!!!
>>221623851Give me something to rape
>>221623760zestyyyyy
why do all blokes act like they make women cum from sex when it rarely actually happens, no shame in admitting i have to buzz my mrs off to make her cum
>>221623844yeah ok NERD*gives you a swirlie*
>>221623722
>>221623874dunno I'm a vf
between a rorke and a hard place
Didn't cop no gown I didn't go to class
>>221623901hard cock more like
sexy pokemons
r daisy
tweenies r34
*looks at the postcount**clears throat in rorke's direction*
>>221623939There's still plenty of life in this thread thoughbeit
they're re-releasing modern warfare 2 with no guns or weapons this time
everyone is mean to me in real life and online
>>221623962are they
>>221623760Rorke post pang pang pussy (2025)
>>221623971and look how strong it has made you
>>221623971are they
>>221623971bet they really arent, bet they just say benign things that you twist to sound meanisnt that right?
>>221623971*rapes u*
peng poo
we could squeeze a little more juice out of this one>>221620982
>>221623971i love you and i want to kiss you on your mouth
rorke caught on candid camera
We really should post until 350 at least but runts always want their thread used
>>221623992Learn to read you retarded bonobo.
Might get in touch with the mods and try to get them to enforce it
*looks in the mirror*so there it is, the raped
what if this is the last /brit/ ever?
>>221624038quite literally the one rule still enforced sitewide is no ponies
>>221624039soon to be the new old
>>221624038please do
i get bad anxiety when the post count is this high and there is no new posted
might have a wank dunno though
rorke
i miss the days of playing black ops 3 zombies 24/7 during my youth
That way there would only ever be like 2 threads up at a time Sometimes it's like 5 and they're all below 310
>>221624040Screaming, shitting, crying, etc etc
NEW>>221624116>>221624116>>221624116
>>221623774yeah loads of times
