Mayflower Barn edition
>leftypolroar>rorkeSCREAMING
Someone left this note on the microwave at toil
roarkeleftyscreaming
rorke putting in a clean two footed slide tackle after leftypol showed him too much of the ball
listening to linkin park for the first time in about 15 years when I listened to them nonstop as a teenagermad how I went so long being convinced they're cringe shite emo music and feeling embarrassed that I used to like themhybrid theory is wall to wall bangers
Lamb chops for mister rorkeypops
reminder immigration saved london
>>221624213can watch more than 2 seconds of these, so off putting to me when these women insist upon themselves
>>221623874You know because the vagina swells up when they cum and almost tries to push your dick out. That's how I know that they really came, that combined with making a face and moaning obviously, but mainly the pussy swelling.
it cold
>>221624213would eat her shit
I've got a swollen pussy for you, mister rorke
>>221624253you can just say you want to have sex with her ffs
fucks sake the other one was firstmy zinger, gonelike tears in the rain
chicken pops (vegan) for mister leftychops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDdDy1auZrY
>>221624234maricón
>>221624269:^)I have thwarted the Threadmeister yet again
dont see any moral difference between the "founding fathers" and the american southern confederacyseems quite hypocritical really
>>221624269the k-nex zinger?
>>221624301i thought it was goodif you didnt please keep your negativity to yourself
want die
>>221624292blatantly false
>>221624314o/
>>221624326Me when it's my turn in monopoly next
>>221624292Yeah George Washington owned slaves as was a traitor to his country
>>221624339wahey
>>221624325nah mate it made me smile a little, I have fond memories of building loads of stuff with k-nex :)
>>221624337why because one group of traitors was more honest about being literal slavers?
>>221624339sr
>>221624339go away
>>221624294corr who is this tart
>>221624212ziesty
>>221624370?
>>221624339poo wail
>>221623363>>221623363>>221623363early new
>>221624393I will rape you
>>221624339haha
>>221624424what on mars are you doing
>>221624424would love to suction a moist log from there after she's gorged herself on sushi
>>221624472:/
>>221624339oh because monopoly is boring and you'd rather be dead than play it, I get it
just ate 4 tomatoes
>>22162447232 year old men should not be speaking like this
>>221624472:|
let's be honest the red baron would shit all over snoopy irl
do the roar
Australian nihhas really be like >"Just ate 4 tomatoes"
>>221624523
ears just went mono
>>221624523>Just scromdoozied four bloody tommoes
Right cock sucking competition me and you let's go
>>221624514first time I watched shrek 4 I thought he was saying dither arr and got confused :/
lonely
Putin is so basedBTFOing the globalists
>>221624573
bald slaphead me
godless orientals
fackin ell sheila a bloody cunt kookaburra stole one of me chazwozzin tomatoes
Rorkesheed negging women irl
Beer it is!
Seeing sharteta punching the air in celebration after a scrappy 1-0 win against a relegated Burnley fills me with nothing but dread and disgust. Need, need him gone, not another year of this dire football
>>221624597cringe when people call obviously attractive people ugly
not allowed is it
>>221624597and she just happened to be videoing at that precise moment
>>221624597why was she filming
best $1400 i ever spent
The father, the shart, and the holy ghostAmen
pretty sure it's fine actually.
rarity
>>221624209favourite linkin park song ?
>>221624627>>221624631women record themselves constantly
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/lx4ajKuIM0zaam2b46drNg%3D%3D/page/1/>748 results found
Might move to Equestria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQgjWLRIT0w
>>221624631hehehehe squirrel took it
>>221624667i thought he did it multiple times per day but it seems like only once per day? very bizarre
need to win the lottery
australian dido: my dimmies gone cold and im wondering whyi went to the servo at all
I am rorke
>>221624688he stopped doing it every day once the janny started to ban him on sightsame with heatherpaedothey also started switching up the way they would say certain things too
>>221624672tuff tuff tuff shahur
https://youtu.be/PPOQtMMQqoU?si=hX1OcK89qc2QB_tt
hankering for a wankering but sunberg says no way no how
>>221624667he posts the other images less for some reasonhttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/68q_6lrs-_ev_0lef3hNxQ/>719https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/2SLQW_E0FrU-cZpVOelkcQ/>648https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/D6VYQJWIo4oaa6PypfKzgQ/>452very strange manhe also forgot his vpn a few timeshttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/country/-BE/image/lx4ajKuIM0zaam2b46drNg/
>>221624723imagine having that little to do you start ban evading so you can spam interracial cuckposts to 4chan.org/int/brit
>>221624688he treats this like a job, hes trying to track his shifts for his discord pals (tilde and heatherfreak)
>>221624762We're a nation of doers
>>221624597>yeah that definitely happened
>>221624769He's sponsored
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1779131855078620.jpgwhat a time to be alive
>>221624756you can tell that two of those (at least) aren't him because they're just copied froim the archive (file.png)>>221624769Funnily enough I doubt any of them have any contact outside of hereThe "Discord" bit is mainly just propped up by Tilde. Who actually does use discord but only to talk to Ebin and his britfeel mates
never have posted pornstars or half naked women to 4chan mejust never seen the point
bit my nails too short again award
the big arch
imagine a female human looking at you like this ahha
>>221624811phwoarrr lush that
>>221624796i never posted porno to 4chan which i never did anyway and i never would
>>221624782>>221624769>>221624723>>221624762explains why he started posting his spam once threads hit the bump limit. ive noticed it a few times in threads i post
>>221624723no, i pointed out the other day how he will purposefully do it in the old new now and new in the one everyone is using at the time to avoid reports
>>221624826ebgurh
>>221624817i have had a human female look at me like thatAMA
>>221624838genuinely don't know how he gets reported considering 95% of the posters here have him filtered
foreigners might be cool in some ways but do they have gurning and steak pies? no, they don't.
>>221624811
>>221624826she's so friggin cute
>>221624817too autistic, if i saw this id just start running the scenarios in my head of what shes thinking then lose track and spill all over myself or somethingso so so RETARDED! IT ISNT FAIR!
>>221624826nae ponies!
>>221624858i don't have him filtered, don't need to i just gloss over the bad posts with my brain, he's the only one i report though because it's funny to me to inconvenience him
>>221624838But why thoughThe whole point of spam is attention seekingWhy do it when no one can see it
>>221624859I had steak pie when I visited and it was lovely. Been thinking of making some.
>>221624857yer meemaw was it
>>221624894Good lad. In the words of mousey, he needs to know that he doesn't belong here.
>>221624796wish there were more of youinstead we get these obsessed autistic incel freaks that spend their entire day posting webms of very young looking girls doing those cringe tiktok """""dances""'"" or those weirdos whose entire personality is based around haha i know every member of this korean girl band look at my folder of 40000 images
wonder if medieval guys had their own personal wooden bowl they carried around to eat soup with
>>221624898It's something we haven't considered about his psychology, perhaps chatgpt could enlighten us, that is, if psychology has progressed far enough to have documented and understood such people as ziedy
scran
Picking my nose and flicking the muck on the floor
>>221624894love reporting posts i dont like as against US law1. 10% chance the post gets deleted and they have to go walk to their router to fix that, you know theyre coming back madder2. post is usually not even breaking the rules, so janny rushing to ban something illegal and seeing its just some freak having a tantrum is funny
mare pussy
>>221624932denying yourself a tasty treat
>>221624922my local burger king i so badi went to one in the states once and it was pretty good
>>221624911yeah grim innitthis place really took a dive in 2023-2024 ishzoomer /brit/ is filled with weirdos obsessed with certain women. i say this as a zoomer myself. i’ve been here since 2021.
>>221624938>walk to their routeri just change the mac address and reboot it via the web interface
RIGHT WELL
>>221624817i stare back like this
>>221624944my burger king is pretty good but apparently they are hit or miss
>>221624817
business idea: rorke... but in dewrag
>>221624796posting slags is /brit/ culture
>>221624980would genuinely stick my cock in that burger and fuck it til I paint the insides with my special sauce
I am the only one that has anything interesting to say these daysStop making music right now, you all fucking disgust meYou should go fucking die
>>221624951no shityou have no memory of>caralad>sershlad>kpopladlurk more
>>221624652Crawling
>>221624998flophe needs to quit
>>221624995*eats your special sauce*hehe x
hantavirus... whatever happened there?
>>221624992grimstate of that facethose eyebrows and fake tan lines lmao
Literally got fuck all reason to liveLost interest in everything, just feel no compulsion whatsoever to exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHqaM3VftR0kino
>>221625018they shut it down after people started catching on.. itll come back with a new name soon enough
>>221624811first time I had this I thought it was terrible and could barely finish half of it and I abhor wasting foodbut now I really like it, solid burger nglreviewbrah agrees with me too
>>221625018didn't work, they busted their load prematurely
*barges into the thread*
>>221625023right well that's it really
>>221625023didnt ask
>>221625023Not me. Got a deep insatiable lust for life
eleanor of aquitaine sex arse
>>221624980Here it's like twice the price of maccies and not even as good
>>221625080Please see >>221625053
>>221625000maisiebro and sueposter as well, emma watson yank is the last one standing of all of these which is admirable in a way that he's kept it going for this long
>>221625023ktim
me?go for me walks around 15:15 just go a new phone with a really high quality camera and good zoom
One time I fell a sleep on the table at Burger King
>>221624951>>221624911/brit/ has slowly gone from normie/failed normie shaggers, mostly millennials and elder zoomers, to now being overwhelmingly younger zoomer incelsnot a surprise half the threads are just mongs posting random sexual webms and images of random bints dancing or whateveradds fuck all to the discussion just posting pointless coombait into the void for greasy virgins
will's mum was fit though
>>221625128agreed. /brit/ should be akin to a virtual monastery. british autists discussing the various topics of the day and performing street level cultural analysis.
>>221625128obviously not "overwhelmingly younger zoomer incels" though is it
>>221625128
why is he spamming escorts, btw not that hot either
>>221625161this tbqh
aff tae bed
>>221625163it obviously is though lol
>>221625090still in awe of that tim pic with suenowadays it would be accused of ai it was that good a 'shop
im a zoomer incel
say what you will, but /brit/ would be a far more pleasant place if most posters were devout believers in the Lord Jesus Christ
>>221625128everyone on /brit/ is 34 years oldsome of them have just gotten addicted to tiktokalways find it silly when people blame bad posts on zoomers or women or pakis as if any of them would realistically post heresome of us are just shit and annoying
>>221625172Back to the tranny discord you go lad
>>2216251874chan is overwhelmingly millennial
i've spoken my peace
>>221625201>some of us are just shit and annoyingktim!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm a millennial, it's true
>>221625201this man knows
>>221625194seamless stuff
>>221625022Do you think she might be taking the piss.Are women capable of banter.Teletubbies sun looking mf. Looking a the fucking border between her hair and the facepaint.
i'm a zoomer incel unironically
>>221625242thats his gf!!?!?!?!
>>221624951been here since 2014 and yeah something happened in 2023 that bought loads of schizos and children here
>>221625242corr still holds upthink he said he used ms powerpoint to do it which was rather uncovnentional iirc
>>221625260yeah he shags her
>>221625254>>221625053
Is it really true that Angus Deayton is imprisoned in the void behind the rotating wall panels? Will he ever be free?
>>221625262mouseposter's aura attracted the whole world
>/brit/ went to shit after zoomer antics
keir told me that the zoomers will be "dealt with" then he winked
nth for the baddiedem
steve martin went grey whe he was 23 years old
>>221625251reminds me of donalds trumps shit hair and tan tines where he looks like an orange from the front and caspar the ghost from the side
>>221625317is the hecking war devil!
>>43083940 >>221625294
>>221624817My mate's older sister looks at me like this, she's well cute
brazilians be like yeah my name's weverton
>>221625348kek
saw a fat kid in tesco earlier just sat in the middle lf the aisle playing on his tablet grinning like a retard then realised it was just a member of staffdont know where they get these people
corr just got an 11 year old (you)
>>221625350get her shagged rotten
>>221625379Did you have an out of body experience there?
going rape nigga mental
aye mayne rape dem niggas mayne
>>221625350when does she turn 18 then
favourite overwatch hero is the rape gorilla
>>221625388done himsent back packing the cereal aisle
>>221625388Screaming
me when i'm off to the shops
>>221625405mine is the rape woman
>>221625388no but im having an in your mothers body experience right now you little shit
>>221625434tracer?
evenings just keep getting brighter this time of year
>>221625281Zoomers have no idea who this guy is because he's been there since before they were born
>>221625331It's Asa x
>>221625442There are places that not even the brightest light can illuminate.
I WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>221625388booted that runt to pluto
>>221625453there's always a corner, a crevice
Flying saucers were the shittest sweet in a 10p mixJust awful
>>221625382Impossible I'm a vf and she's my mates sister>>221625401A decade ago
a succulent chinese meal?
he's under my bed, isn't he
>Commit a crime>Get sent to prison>Boo hoo de gubmint no help me
Will begin night shift toil this weekend. Any night shift toil man in? What can i expect (besides being sleepy)
screaming racistly
>>221625482outside was shite but the inside was good
>>221625457that pic of poley is fucking hilariousthailad made this pic didnt he. hope he's doing alright these days
>>221625494boring fucking post
>>221625457mental how much culture this likkle corner of the internet used to havezoomers and incels have made it shit and boring :/
black trashbag look like a coat i would buy
does poundland still sell photographic film?
>>221625457someone should make a 2026 version of this>>221625517you overestimate the amount of zoomers who post here
just ate 10 weetbix
>>221625482yeah they were crap, just rice paper with sherbet inremember when you could get packs of flavoured rice paper? just pointless
>>221625494Lucky he made his way to prison, there was a video a few years back of a mercenary getting beheaded after being captured
>>221625494hes lucky he didnt get droned the minute he stepped in Ukraine like that 18 year old lad who never even got to have sex in his life before instantly getting blown to pieces retard is going to get absolutely anal smashed by big boris
>>221625494>GARN BE A BIG BAD FUCKIN WAR HERO I AM>GARN KILL A TON A RUSKIES ME>WAHEEE-ACK!rip bozo the Russians are going to rape you in prison and send the videos to your family
broken /brit/
>>221625529would just be full of increasingly demented bradleys
>>221625482right well you're blatantly wrong, it's snowies
>>221625548calm down ivan
Alright gang, what am I supposed to be doing right now spit it out come on
>>221625536Thats what made me think of themAppallingTaking money from children for absolute poo
just ate 1000000 weetbix
might get the bf this for his birthday
grown man sobbing that an internet forum has been "destroyed" by zoomers (he LITERALLY cannot post the same 10 images he's been posting for 10 years anymore)
>>221625517old posters grew up and leftnot everyone else's fault you didn't manage that
rorke getting parma violets pinged at his head on the last day of school
>>221625585mad to think even 190 moved on
bro got cooked fr fr ong
rule 1: no fake niggasrule 2: no fake bitchesrule 3: no Jews
now /brit/ has mousey, spaki, heathernonce, canslad, greek communist, and 190 pretending to be a woman
taking suggestions for characters on the updated /brit/ sgt. pepper image
Might get one of them watch sweets, bite half of one off then ping the other half right at leftypol
friendly reminder that I girth mogg 99% of you
>>221625585did that for a few years when I went to uni and shaped up and became a shagger in my primenow I'm a toilrunt and /brit/ is my entire life outside of toil :(
ZAAABABABABABABABABABA
as a 34 year old man id gladly stop posting if i had an 18 year old petite asian object to put my penis inside of
remembering the days of scoffing down two triple cheeseburgers from maccies after a night of heavy drinking with de lads
I should have said it was hammer time when she asked what time it was earlierBet that would have made her laugh
>>221625632>nerman in 2026
>>221625620Rorke
>>221625632Hexa in the bag
>>221625626i believe it, got a pencil dick me
>>221625620that yanks cat and chickensthe swedishers horsecuboid bradleymouseys cartoon mouse characterruby grangerthat french woman
>>221625626probably>>221625613c'mon there's good jews out there lad
>>221625620a lot of zesty foden and bradley
>>221625620wankard pooser
>>221625658i've only met ONE and she was a bladee fan and I pumped her
easy peel oranges have a weird aftertaste
>>221625626length holds you back significantly>>221623363
>>221625651agree with all those but >ruby grangerforced "character" spammed nonstop by one autistic weird virgin
Many will be getting Hot Brazillian latina sexo just because she's happy nerman is going to the world cup You cannot suffer in Brasil
>>221625620Sir Keir
>>221625667See, it's not all bad. I've met 2 and they were pretty cool, one was a stand up comedian.
>>221625658are there good muslims out there too
Alysa Liu feet
>>221625670untrue there's at least two of us rubymongs i don't care for the popstars and troonspam but roobz is gold
the world cup is in canada
>>221625680probably
right who's winning the world cup then
>>221625698engerland
>>221625698france
>>221625698france or spain
Ruby Granger facesitting braps
>>221625698congo
loads of places to evade the police if you live in AmericaNot really happening here is itIf the police are after you they'll find you piss easy
