Glory days edition
>>221632969rorke and the boys
bloke I go to the gym with slapped my arse in the changing room after a sesh yesterday and my willy twitched
say walahi bro
I’d tongue her anus.
Morning team. Had a lovely breakfast this morning a banana and a black coffee. Pie face probably scoffed down a few Pukka pies the fat freak LOL
would you like a fucking bafta for all the wanking you’ve been doing?
>>221632978Factual post
>>221632989bent
Im beautiful
>>221632969this is what made us rich and gave the world english
meme yourself into homosexuality
>>221632998shut up boring man with a willy and balls men have willy and balls you are a man
we’re with the vipers
There's a lingering sadness to Rorke since he feels he missed out on his youth. He resents the term "late bloomer" and will withdraw himself when others share stories of their younger years.
>>221632998shut up
>>221633007
>>221633021Fuck yourself piehead you fat repulsive cretin
Got loads of tickets to do at work but I can't be bothered to do any work so I'm just going to ignore them. Maybe tomorrow will be my day.
getting rorke in the club
>>221633035not an argument geezer
say wallahi bro
mental how rattled everyone got a few days ago when I called GTA6 slop for cattle
employed MANhahaha hahahahax
>>221632998ALDI question for you.Someone walks up to you and asks where the Monster Energy is. Do you:a) Tell them you don't sell Monster Energyb) Tell them where the Dark Thunder is, without explaining it's differentc) Tell them ALDI sells a great alternative, it's called Dark Thunder and it's over thered) Something else
>>221633049would love to shovel chunks of that into my eager mouth
>>221633049Kangaroo fillets are the only thing that's any goodWouldn't fuck with mince based on how bad the sausages suck
IM GOINH TO BED SAY GOODNIGHT TO ME
got sensitive teethies x
>>221633067I just say "we don't sell it here but we sell our own version if that's what you're after"
>>221632998Done him yet again LMAO
>>221633081goodnight mate, sleep tight x
>>221633064your greatest triumph
Why haven't you given up alcohol yet? Absolutely zero benefit to drinking it
>>221633086That's great. Thank you.
he's a tranny and he's okhe works at ALDI and he eats all day
>>221633086didn’t ask
Women go to therapy to get told they're too selfless and work too hard.
>>22163311950 million down the drainsacked tranny scores again
>>221633067Used to work at hungry jack's and whenever someone asked for a happy meal we'd just make them the equivalent kids meal without bothering to explain what a retarded fat ugly animal they are
>>221633099*nods magnanimously*
Piehead going to be fuming for hours now. Wait until he starts copying posts from Tim's twitter then you know he's mad LMAO
lot of boring posts coming thru x
don't reply to it
>>221633105Cause getting steaming as a rocket is lush and I mean lish
Germany and Japan, you have LOST World War II. You will be punished by having invasive raccoons introduced into your nature areas.
ok im getting hungry
Training Strength at Flesh Crawlers while on the Teams meetThey think I'm busy but I'm not x
>>221633154you need /brit/ premium to see the actual funny stuff sorry
sacked trannys mum telling him farting loudly in public isn't very lady like
>>221633165Yeah it is but the hangover is shite
>>221633172LOL funny you say this as I always burp out loud as loud as I can at home and my family say it isn't very lady-like
blacked granny
sucking a fanny
>>221633187expired and smelly
>>221633187s
know what else isn't very lady like?having a fucking cock
having a willy and balls isn't very lady like iyamtbcauhwymaif
don't understand why we get blamed for anti-french jibes, don't think "french surrender white flag" was ever a joke heresick of catching shit for yankoid mischief
sacking a tranny
>>221633131Not worth getting into the nitty-gritty details with the unwashed masses.
>>221633205s
>Not worth getting into the nitty-gritty details with the unwashed masses.
>>221633232ex
i've got aura
>>221633242you got dat dawg in you?
>>221633249...no. i lied. im a liar
>>221633257my wife
>>221633257ugly bitch
>>221633257that lip piercing thing she has makes it look like she has food in her teeth haha
bitch im a champion
>>221633257There was an english lad on /sp/ who predicted she'd be the next big sensation like 7 years ago. Was a bit weird desu.
>>221633285she was a prodigy when she was younger so its not that surprising
>>221632998I'll feed you a banana for breakfast.
Hat me if you will, plebeians, for my battle is already won
>Hat me if you will, plebeians, for my battle is already won
*bums your arse*
alysa liu: herro
>>221633309
>>221633340poorly colourised
>>221633257Needs far less clothing!
>>221633333GET
>>221633340always picked oddjob in goldeneye mecos hes dead little and you cant hit him
the gf
>>221633346wdym it feels like i'm really there
Piehead’s having a mental breakdown LOL
>>221633335Herro, my name Arysa Riu
>>221633353good post!
>>221633368screamin
might have a nap
PieGOD won
alysa liu prowling /gif/ for wmaf threads
>>221633386AT WORK!? surely not
rorke burning 1200 calories in 30 minutes
Piebald getting topped by Employed Woman cock
>>221633407Bmaf you mean
>>221633418me when i forget about the pizza in the oven
>>221633418Left the pizza in too long
Toilberg owns this general
>>221633428You lost tranny
i got a sticker of a man named "lamine yamal" in my coke bottle
>>221633440and he wishes he didn't
WJEC chemistry Unit 2That was fucking terrible guys I’m so stupid what an actual mong I am
>>221633410yes, at toil
Fucking howl every time I see this in the shops"Yeah when you go to the shop just get the saka sauce please"
>>221633454
>>221633476isat a nigga pepper
reckon if you lot were paid a billion pounds not to mention black penis for a day you couldn't do it
studytoil complete
>>221633496project on spaki
>>221633469just doxed yourself as being welsh or norn irish
>>221633496could do it for free but for a billion pounds never
>>221633477If I went out to barbecue and my neighbour also went out to barbecue at the same time and we had a low fence so we could see each other that easily it would ruin my whole day and I'd never barbecue again
>>221633477sc
>>221632969VVGGHHH
raping my arse at 10% over the speed linit
>>221633505meds, now
>>221633511You’d hate this country our gardens have no privacy
>>221633526Would coat that thing in a thick layer of spunk
>>221633505okay spaki
>>221633496Let's murder people who mention it and I'll be the last one breathing
started putting sugar in my teas again after not doing it for years corrrr penggggg
only willy I talk about is sacked trannys
>>221633544Give it a rest Adam
>>221633333kek wills it
employed woman forced creampie
ASDA due to arrive soon with my shoppingSometimes it's nice to get a delivery in>>221633530I've got 6ft fences with a 1ft trellis going around mineDoes a good job, currently growing wisteria through the trellis to block the gaps
>>221633534you are evil
>>221633574Nothing evil about what I said
>A third woman, Shona Manderson - the only woman of the three who is identified - accused her onscreen husband, Bradley Skelly, of ejaculating inside her without asking her permissionis this the kind of thing BBC news should be printing
>>221633560>>221633544>>221633505
>>221633571Still doesn’t solve the issue of other people’s windows looking into your garden.
>>221633534hs
The Eurasian beaver was well-established in Great Britain, but was driven extinct there by humans in the 16th century, with the last known historical reference in England in 1526.ffs britishers
>>221633590i'd rather that than the story currently on the front page shining a sympathetic light on arabs selling their daughters into sex slavery
>>221633560No one cares about you anymore spainfreak, this desperate attempt to remain relevant is deeply sad.
tralalero tralala xDDDD
>2 mongs arguing about which one is spaino in the big 2k26
>>221633606Oh yeah that is true, didn't even think about thatMy house is in a pretty fortunate location and I only have one neighbour who can see in from their upstairs windows
>>221633590dubious
might either kill myself or buy a switch 2 and pokopia
i played the profoundly mentally ill vocaroo and stared at employed womans feet until i came hard this morning
more like raped at first sight amirite
>>221633623plenty of asian beaver about now
going hogwild
>>221633671Pokopia was very fun
>>221633680seek help
Fucking employed woman in the arse while forcing him to jerk off
>>221633650aging zoomer still roleplaying as a teenager like its 2017
>>221633671Don’t know why anyone would ever kill themself the only possible reason that makes sense is if you’re trapped somewhere like in a cave and you’re just going to die a slow death anyway
>i played the profoundly mentally ill vocaroo and stared at employed womans feet until i came hard this morning
penis is exploding with bonerific energy
i am trapped in somewhere like a cave and i am going to die a slow death
>>221633706Pack it in Adam
employed woman sex feet ordered
Let's do team cream in employed womans hole
>put jumper on>Too hot>Take jumper off>Too coldWhat fresh hell is this?
>>221633680folk
big rorke
>>221633680
>The bus factor, also known as the truck factor, is a metric in software engineering that quantifies the minimum number of key developers whose sudden unavailability—envisioned as being "hit by a bus"—would critically impair or halt a project's progress due to concentrated institutional knowledge.
dunno how Danny dyer still gets acting rolesJust goes to show you can do anything in life
spaino randomly bringing himself up at any opportunity, so sad
*spasticated lispy retard voice*a-and then adam was like shut up spaki and then and then employed woman posted her lunch again
folk im crine
>>221633590Concerning muchly
spainiacs won
right these 2 have blocked me in then haven’t they
I like any weak sounding nerdy male fag voice and it makes me want to pounce
>>221633831are you driving a tank
kept telling my mate that he needs to stop trying to please his gf all the time and learn to put his foot down on occasion and she left himoops
busting multiple nuts in to employed womans bumhole with the team at Aldi Shrewsbury
>>221633831give mikey a ring
i should be allowed to smell the women
>>221633831mf in Watford
Sir Iqbal Halal
normie humour be like lol sex exists lol drugs exist lol alcohol exists lol food exists
>>221633897lol outside exists lol
>>221633831If you’re in a truck just ram them init
wiped tomato sauce off my face with a paper bag again
>>221633897people get really autistic about food its very strange behaviour, everybody has obnoxious opinions about it and talk about it all day every day
>>221633916my only strong opinion is that pineapple on pizza is rank
We at /brit/ wish Aqua, famous for Barbie Girl, luck in their retirement.
shout out to the Jewish community
https://maps.app.goo.gl/E8icWEFHycmE65bY9Right well Iqbal owns two shops basically right next to eachother doesnt he
>>22163383118 ton
>>221633903Shagged him FIRMLY up the arse, early door at that. Completely killed his incel ranting.
SPAINOHOLICS WON
Mousey Pearce
>>221633956That's what I'm here for mate, to shag arse
>>221633951*kicks her in the back and she goes face first into the 0*
>>221633916>awww mate you don't dip the thing in the thing? what you playing at get it riiiight mate
>>221633948How do you know it’s the same iqbal
>>221633989Right well the logos are basically the same
>>22163395154 in arabic, rotten old hag
>>221633897>>>/r9k/take Tilde back while you're there
oh mate have you seen this *recipe that's high in salt fat and sugar* it's SOOO GOOODDDD
>>221634002Could be brothers
the failed /brit/ normies get very defensive over their pet normies, they think the universe will reward them with a shag if they don't indulge in incel talk
A full-on meltdown about le hvckin' nvrmies because he's seen some video on youtube with someone (who leaves his bedroom) talking about food
>>221634012Right well
i hate every BAME i see, from chimpan-a to chimpanzee
>>221634029this but unironicallty
incelpops eating boiled eggs and plain white bread for every meal
only just noticed that nobody really says normalfag anymore and use normie insteadwhen did this happen
>>221634035Even Iqbal? Surely not iqbal right?
I am not an incel. I am a shagger. A sex-haver, if you will. But I have never had sex with a white woman in my entire life (although I got pretty close last summer.) What's it like?
done 6 poos
>>221634041woke killed it
what’s inbetween a incel and volcel?
i've killed more men than cancer
bro this cheesbuirger is so nice u can taste the cows suffering and the dairy ughgghgh im gonna diarhea
My sources are telling me that tanks are rolling down the streets of Cheadle
I do not fucking understand the mold in my bedroom I have the door open 24-7 the windows open from 8am until 8pm even when it’s raining, I have dehumidifier bags by the windows and still i get damp patches in the top corners of the wall WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT
mmm boigas is a good shoutnot had one since last summer
>>221634094(visibly winces a bit as your turmeric/B.O/fecal matter stench impacts my nostrils but says nothing out of politeness)
have never once had sex and I'm 42
Did anyone catch it?
>>221634108it's the Disease
>>221634136I literally went to a prostitute when I was 20 because I was so insecure about not having sex how the fuck do you make it to 42
>>221634108mould doesnt exist and has never existed. What you are describing is just dirt that could easily be cleaned
ive had sex 42 times.. and that's just today!!!
>>221634142Don’t know why people say it’s completely legal it’s clearly not
>>221634147didn't ask
ooohhhh yeah this pastrami and pasta sauce? put a whole load of grated cheese and put a couple burgers in there in a big old bowl and youre in heaven dude
>>221634142catch what? a nonce?
>>221633831the absolute state of the british high street
>>221632969mad how every single one of these places is a shithole now
>>221634184attack her
>>221634156How long did it take for the guy to cum?
rorke going for a night out in stevenage
>>221634201You hear that tone?
>>221634118good call my duder, get the two for tuesdays dominos in ill have the Ultimate Cheese and Baconator and some mountain dew
remember keanu reeves
>>221634214have you ever felt the inside of a vagina
>>221634216wholesome
>>221634193Nah Antarctica is still class
>>221634216heckin chonker
put some bbq sauce on those beef burgersnow put a little cheese on toptriple pattiesfour bunstwo hash browns
>>221634216I remember that one day he was fat
it's rorke's story, it's rorke's songwith the rorkes, you can't go wrong
Spanish police said Tuesday they have arrested the eldest son of Mango clothing empire founder Isak Andic over his father's death during a hiking trip in December 2024.Jonathan Andic, who was alone with his 71-year-old father when the retail magnate plunged to his death in the Montserrat mountains near Barcelona, was taken into custody, Catalan regional police said, confirming a report in the daily La Vanguardia newspaper.Investigators initially treated the death as an accident, with early findings suggesting Isak, one of Spain's richest men, may have slipped.Imagine he actually did slip but everyone thinks you’ve pushed him
>>221633831YOOOOOKAY
PUT HIM IN A BODY BAAAAG!!
that aldi salami is made from missing children
wont be taking lectures on high street aesthetics from Spain when they still have people living caves in some towns out there
Wish I were a woman. Just pop down to the sperm bank and find purpose in old age
>>221634317young people are already autistic as fuck imagine how much worse this is gonna make things
>>221633831Did all those shops use to be houses then and they’ve all been converted or was they always half shop half house
should be illegal to film in public without consent imo. a famous youtuber commented on my weight as I was walking past so now that's just on the internet forever
who do you think has the meatiest vag out of Rachel Reeves, Jess Philipps and Angela Rayner
well, after 6 months of exercising and eating normally I can finally confirm that the depression was my fault for living like a slob lol
>>221634324I've heard that age of the father is a better correlate with autism. Don't quote me.
put some bacon on there dude
ok been scrolling tiktok, posting on 4chan and watching YouTube all morning that’s half the day done now got another half to go. I’m trying to speed run 2026
>>221634326Don't be daftStreet photography is vital art
>>221634326link
>>221634326fuck up fatty
>>221634358
>>221634351who told you that the witch doctor?
>>221634351Female pushed propaganda that for certain. Desperate to convince old women to pump out more kids.
telling my autistic cousin that zelda is my favourite video game protagonist
catching, Not pitching?
>>221634375Distinct Aqua tinge to todays posting. Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
>>221634351would be shocked if the age of both parents doesnt play a part
Only country in the common wealth that can say From the river to the sea with no legal repercussions and I am very pleased with that
my favourite youtubers are people who make wrong instructional guides/cooking videos and never break character for years and people scream about it in chat
consensual incest relationships in porn are intelectually stimulating for me you know its got strong positive emotions as well as negative, doubt shame regret confusion, its got it all its very interesting you see
>>221634371
right well
quite literally dying for a poo I can feel it trying to get out but I have to hold it as I refuse to poo at work it’s humiliating I might go to my car and poo in a bag then throw it
Cause baby tonight, dj got us falling in love again love aga-a-ain
>>221634402Ok
>>221634399obscure thing i've never seen, give a link
>>221634430thank you for acknowledging me
>>221634402ok
Writing my manifesto, not gonna do anything bad, just writing it as I have some thoughts to share.
granberg freezes all the meat she buys for some reasonseems to think we're living in the fucking great depression ffs, freezing supermarket mince like it's the last pack she'll ever see
Preparing to eat two chocolate hobnobs
>>221634427the minecraft version mogs
>>221634426screaning
>>221634444makes the meat more tenderiykyk
Mumberg sent me a note in the mail today. She’s got my phone number and all. What she playing at here
right well I've just been blacked up the arse haven't I?
cus baby toniiiiiiiight the creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again
>>221634444Need to vacuum seal it else no point it will taste like shite when you thaw it
>>221634465doesn't though does itmakes it look hideous too
off to play basketball on my own as usual x
right mousey went way too fucking far
>>221634492>>221634492>>221634492
Never played minecraft, was too old for kids games by the time it came out. More of a Tetris man
>>221634469send her a dickpic in the post then follow it up a day later with another letter saying sorry that was for someone else
pooey bum
>>221634476is your name rorke by chance?
>>22163417316 is above the age of consent, old hag.
