Zesty Ricky edition
>>221640396Get them in the Gherkin
I'm not a happy person. I've not experienced happiness for 20 years.
might do a thing that's outrageous and totally against social norms
cartman: mum kitty's being a dildocartman mum: well i know a certain kitty kitty who's coming to bed with mummy tonightlike if u get it
>>221640476haha south parkfunny
They like it :)
>>221639157guess i'll have to shag you then
halftime at 13 yo nephewberg's football league gamehe got subbed out ten minutes in after playing like dogshit and they're losing 0 - 2 lmao
>>221640577and the orange?
>>221640520wageslaves will watch this and be like hmm reminds me of someone
>>221640577scream
>>221640396plants vs zombies last boss living his best life
wanktoil completed
>>221640520yay
>>221640577>13 yo nephewsounds like it's about time for you to start having a few of your ownyou... are settled down... right?
big flufy wood pigeon taking shelter from the rain in the tree in my garden
I've got mental elf
>>221640577need a /sp/ thread for this
might drink this whole bottle of bunnahabhain 12
>>221640637yeah I have a two year old but he's at grandma's with the wife
JewGPT How can i get a Japanese GF
>>221640603new theory: tim is always wearing brand new adidas, nike, jordans etc because his carers are using his credit card for JD orders and giving him a few items to keep it all looking above board
never interacted or shared my rorke views in public and wonder what it would be like to debate trannards or lefties
>>221640603slobbish as he is, this look actually suits himlooks kind of refined, like an art critic
>>221640681always good to have an ultimate dream in life
>>221640671go to japan turkbro
>>221640681ooh debating yeah thatll get you laid
>>221640670mentalhope you're raising him to be a physical specimen so he doesn't get subbed off after 10 mins
>>221640707I stopped them making the toilets at work gender neutral. What have you done?
>30 posts in an early DTFIC /bit/fucking state of you lot we used to have standardfs
im 4 pints in only life great when you dont gamble
just seen a massive lie get posted
>>221640740had sex
omdz i've been posting in /bit/
>>221640751
>>221640754just put a bet on me
having a standardfs
>>221640681too difficult without going red in the face, shaking, stuttering or throat closing>look at him! he's shaking! he's pure nervous!just don't you will embarrass yourself
rather flumoxxed thinking about how Australia is better than the UK in every conceivable way
>>221640751cheer up mate
>>221640769
t levels droppingbelly plumpeningeyes shrinkingteeth rottingface wrinklingmuscles atrophyingskin whiteningi'm fucked
>>221640769this greets you in your bed tonighthow do you respond?
>>221640787shouldn't you be in bed?
right there's 4 /brit/s on the 'log
>>221640809off the muck lad
>>221640781from experience?
im literally being called a sexist on Instagram because i said i dont see how the 5’4 female firefighter would be able to carry a bloke out of a burning building what the FUCK
Fancy soom booze but shouldn't
>>221640809double the muck dosage time to ghoulmaxx
>>221640705one day. i can hear my soulmate shouting my name
chubby money
>>221640821..yh
might go to the library and study at the library
look at him! he's shaking! he's pure nervous!
>>221640811i'm at toil making a few quid lad. escorts aren't free
mad how my brother was born to the exact same parents as me yet he's handsome and i'm a fucking grim freak, doesn't even make sense really haha
london fire brigade isn't taking new applications until april of next yearthey have not taken applications since last yearmental really
>>221640816and a /bit/
>>221640871Ever shag him up the arse?
rorke's gonna start crying cause i dissed his waifu!
RORKE LEFTYPOLRASHEEDALL BRITISHALL BROTHERS
Bloody Mossad making me do smelly farts
Don't even know why I want booze I'll just end up playing the same shite songs and getting mad at something after. Not like I just chill and watch something
>>221640891Good question this actually
>>221640871mum's got something she's not telling you
>>221640871
i only ate 2 cookies today. i wish i could bring my appetite back.
rorke becoming an inside joke for the rest his flatmates as they bond and form a lifelong friendship without him
>>221640871same with my brother but switched
>>221640961Fucking screaming this DEFO happened to him LOL
Going on holiday to the sun next week, just going to hang about and enjoy the nice weather. Not going to wear sunscreen that's for poofs haha
fucking jidf making me stub my toe
has anybody ever tried just leaving things alone and seeing what happens?might be an idea
>>221640956are you the fit tranny
>>221640938solo drinking is awful weed is way better for just monging out by yourselfgo to watch some music or something
>>221640890
>>221640992no im not that tr*on
kind of wish i could start uni again. i'd do it differently this time
>>221640987done that with my entire life since i was 18 (im 34 now)not much happened haha x
Not got any food in the house, fucking bleak scenario this. Might be no way around going to the shop and doing a shop.
>>221640980hes not real see a doctor its getting worse
>>221640987i do this with scabs
>>221640961>>221640980Oddly specific, as if you experienced this yourself
>>221641005off you pop then paki
https://youtu.be/vcPdRvKLuBw&t=43cyclingmikey kino
>>221641005she is fit af tho
>>221641005ah unlucky
>>22164096110 years later:>”remember in uni when we lived with that fat lad who used to go into the bathroom every single time after the girls had been for a poo, wonder what he’s up to now haha”>*looks him up*>’Loner’ arrested in online child grooming sting. Rorke, aged 37, was caught attempting to meet up with who he thought was an 11 year old girl. >”omg I always knew something was off about him”
there is a profoundly mentally ill young man in here who has spent over a decade of his life spamming about "rorke". OCD has ruined his life
rorke trying to move the pinned knight
>>221641037it happened to me but wasn't that brutal. i made other friends
spaki overdoing the joke
>>221641070yeh its all a bit strange really. he could have anything else with his time
>>221641058If it was 10 years after uni he wouldn’t be 37 would he?
I thought you were on the Atkins?
>young man>spent over a decade of his life spamming about "rorke"
>>221641091bro finding plot holes in a post
>>221641042corr she needs a good rogering
i am the singular rorke poster and sacked twanny poster. it was me i did it all and i'll NEVER stop!
Taj Mendez X Justin Slayer
>>221641091fuuugg
love cyclingmikey putting carmongs breaking the rules of the road in their places
The gf did in fact message me first yesterday and nothing was said about the other night. Offered to eat her arse and she declined :/
>>221641005why do turks love breeding fat english women so much? all 4 of the fellas that work in my local 'bab shop have fat white birds and loads of kids
>>221641091Rorke was a mature student, he started uni in his mid-20s. Well spotted though!
rorke reminiscing about the libs being owned in 2016
Why does this nigga always talk about molesting children :/
>>221641091a mature student staying in halls is very rorke
>>221641070>>221641087quite an obvious samefag
Leftypol spamming about rorke for 12 hours on a Tuesday
>>221641122remember the good times
>>221641118awfully romantic of you
>>221641126The uni advised him to find a private rental with other mature students but he INSISTED on staying in halls
Why does mentioning rorke get so many people rattled in here?
>>221641119i have no idea either
rorke metaposting about how people are / should be posting in brit
>>221641123spaino has a habit of bringing up noncery unprompted. but he is a confirmed paedophile so it makes sense
>>221641128thats you done
thinkin' 'bout spaino
aussies are the peak of the anglo race
>>221641158sc
>>221641168just a bit boring now isnt it
back on the overwatch grind
Really like it when other people get done but not a fan at all of being done myself. Mad that
>>221641180hope he is dead x
>>221641163>why does taking the piss out of a fat cretinous unemployed racist wasteman trigger people on the fat cretinous unemployed racist wasteman generaltruly a mystery…
>>221641184Delta is a coalburner who fucked that nigger seal
3 days ago - I ate burger2 days ago - I ate nuggies1 day ago - I ate pizzaToday - I have the worst tummy pain and diarrhea of my life and have shat out about half my body weightWas it my fault or no?
>>221641184the perfect mix of low inhibition anglos (criminals), celts (criminals) and aboriginals
thats set off the 77th bots for another few hours haha nooooo its not one person nooooo its community organic posting nooooo im not a schizoROUND AND AROUND WE GO
>>221641170Nice fake image lolConcession accepted
>>221641201do you like plini
>>221641195love sowinghate reapingsimple as
>>221641194
>stop talking about rorke
>>221641163>why does spamming the same boring shit for hours every day wind people upIt's a mystery
>>221641202I haven't ate real food in a decade
>>221641213Done him
>>221641195i wouldnt know. ive never been done (in this context that is. I've had plenty of shags with women before you try to say something)
>>221641201she fucked poo seal wtf?
>>221641190surely you understand that by complaining about it you prompt it happening at a much higher ratethis has been the case since the internet beganthe more it seems to rile people up the more it will be shitpostedotherwise it's just a term used here to describe anyone vaguely right wingbesides who are you to complain about it being boring when you're in the minority doing so, this place isn't here to cater to your tastes
need the pakiwoman femcel rorke spammer gf desuimagine you're in the supermarket and she sees some shit trainers and she calls you over and says "this is Rorke's bloody creps inni" in her weird paki accentThat's a life I deserve
The big question: Do I try to learn the boss and play skillfully enough to beat it after a million tries, or, do I just go grind up my levels so I can come back and smash it with less effort... Hmmm...
Why does rorke get so rattles when you talk about him?
>>221641218no idea who that is mate, sorry>>221641238corr lush x
i find one-piece swimming costumes sexier than bikinis
gattuoz0 is the best male pornstar hands down, love the way he fucks
>>221641223
>>221641250dont understand it has captured your life
>>221641250its not that deep mate.
name three novels written by an austrlian
>>221641259kys heatherpaedo
Did any of you have to go through 11+ or 13+ assessments and interviews to get into a private senior school?Was that period stressful?
steam coming out rorkes bum
>ROOOoOoOOoOoORKE!
ah yes, you not personally enjoying a gimmick means its all by one personnot at all the thigh process of a mentally ill person
>austrlian
>>221641119kek there's a vid on xhamster of fat british women getting plapped in her hotel room by a turk
>>221641268excellent frame rate on that webm
>>221641262once lost to a darksouls boss (the big dog one) over and over then on the try that would be my last of the night beat him without getting hit and got a ring or something for my trouble
the haul
>>221641277There was that one recently where she got cancelled and possibly arrested because it had someone fantasising about shagging a 3 year old or something in it. So there's one for you.
would love to run over cycling mikey, proper send him fucking flying into a river or something
>>221641278Not been called that in a long timeSort it out
>>221641293Mad how literally all of the mentally ill freaks on this general do this. Must be some kind of psychological defence mechanism
>>221641268Thought she looked underaged but googled it and turns out she's 19. Please feel free to continue.
thats the only fans set up. might as well maximise this wee willy there's bound to be fetishes who love it
>>221641307>Fruit SastilesSCREAM
>>221641308sounds about white
>thigh process
rorke only hates on london because he has no mateshe feels more comfortable rotting away in his room somewhere out of the city
>>221641231*does you*
>>221641315
Bolt of lightning just struck my penis
>>221641293>thigh processbro be careful you almost gave me a boaner
shoving lead pencils down the ol 'rethra
Just Rape Rorke
Bring back the /bant/ thread. We'll soon see who's spamming these shitty rorke posts (guarantee it's one or two sad cunts max, probably heathermong as usual)
https://youtu.be/hnugxRjcGJo Tonight's tunage
>>221641367yawn
some willies taking a right battering in here today
>>221641373Finally a message we can all get behind
>>221641307thanks for collecting dinner. are you sure you didnt want anything
>>2216413601,21 gigawanks
>>221641367i used to shove q tips down there back when i was into cbtremember going to piss afterwards and it was like pissing needles
>>221641376You seem extremely upset about the posts
>>221641307would scran the SHITE outtta taht PIZZA
I GET KNOCKED DOWNBUT I GET UP AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
>>221641352Rorkeypops ironically would love London, it’s a paradise for sensitive young men, yet he’s never left his Northern town of >50,000 people
>>221641385have a lil nap if you're tired. come rest your weary head in dad's lap*unzips pants*
finbar being reborn as a swan and getting promptly eaten by migrants
the 'anti rorke posting' poster is probably my favourite of the plethora of rorke posterslove his angle on the gimmick that many of us are partaking in
your all being very saucy tonight
Rorke sucking on my penis and swallowing my hot sticky load
>>221641307a kings banquet
cozy levels are skyrocketing with this rain
>you now remember the failed /bant/ coup of 2025
and everytime his embarrassing autism is mentioned he spends the entire thread non-reply posting about how rorke posting is a community exercise anfmd definitely not a stim from a deeply unwell OCD poster
>>221641418shame she rorked her career up, she was quite peng in that series
>>221641427been playing animal crossing most of the day
rorke
Rorke is not a gimmick; it's a way of life, a raisin d'être.
meltdown
Rorke eating my poo
hate some of you sweaty tryhards who put effort into /brit/
>>221641396actually good post in the midst of an absolute mess of a thread
>>221641404bro wtf? lmao worst i saw was some guy let an earthworm slide down his urethra. cunt was big and full disappeared too. makes me ill thinking about it t.b.h.
>>221641455yeah i like raisins they're a nice snack
>>221641307>>221641336mad how good AI is now
>>221641413how is it a paradise?
>>221641336you not fancying some
rorke posting went into overdrive after DTFIC mindraped spaino
>>221641418Sit on my face please babe
>>221641452had my baby nephew fall asleep on me then went tae pub :3
>>221641444you are deeply deeply mentally unwell
reading a post like "rorke chasing a pigeon" and getting really really really angry
>>221640645got a whole collection of menthol elves myself
>>221641404my cognitive behavioural therapist never suggests this
>raisin d'être
what is the actual lore on rorke? i actually have a life unlike you pathetic rodents so i can't always keep up with what the /brit/ rabble are yammering on about
Rorke shitting himself in his gamer chair and slowly shamefully waddling to the bathroom
>>221641472they're a raisin to live
>>221641475we are genuinely going to be living in hell within the next couple of years
rorke chasing a pigeon
>>221641463nah someone's gotta drive itnew gimmicks don't write themselvestake rorke for example, it takes me ages to make all of these posts single handedly
I am rorke
fat bird at work is going to be honking next week
forke helping a person eat a meal
rorke looking out the window in his evil stinking incel room and pretending he is addressing a legion of uruk hai assembled in his tiny back garden
>>221641463can always tell it's the same few people try really hard to get some (you)s. sad really
Rorke forgetting to restore his prayer points and entering the boss room
Personally I reckon everyone with mental health should be given £2.5k per month in state support
yes im mad and seething and raging that a mentally ill freak has ruined his life lmao
>>221641505poor sensitive young virgin got groomed into becoming a /pol/tard by reels and right wing publications and dedicating his life to the causetragically passed away a few years ago in an incident authorities dubbed 'the night of the long eggs'
i always do things at exactly the same time every day and i also have the same dinners each week so on tuesday i have (microwave) curry, on wednesday i have sausages etc
i dont like feeling emotions
in disbelief most of you can even fill out the captcha
>>221641561rorke
>>37060422
rorke falling over the pavement and grazing his knees
>>221641505it's our word for chud and some peoplw like to make cute self-deprecating posts about rorke but one particularly arseblasted mentally ill poster thinks they're all by one persona and directed at him personally
>>221641564the dumbest mongs have 4chan passes
You are all on drugs
raping my arse
sean connery voice:shucking a big shtinking shite
>>221641418bigger
Why haven't you moved to Latvia?
a lot of these post read like ESL indiansand the word rorke is a slang word for modi supporter in Indiamakes you think
ended 2 - 6nephewberg devastated lmao
reminder immigration saved london
just bought a ticket to go to a music festival this weekend (by myself) cant stay in my stinky bedroom all alone when it's 30 degrees out now can I haha
rorke single handedly forcing the rorke gimmick that nobody else finds funnyleftypol desperately trying to be a voice of reason
What’s Rorkeychops having a meltie over today then?
right then thats an update from egyptianmemees then
>>221641596you seem to have a lot of knowledge about indians
hope I die in my sleep tonight haha
>>221641599at least they didn't play Artetaball
very hostile attitude in this threadwhy don't we leave it in here when we go off to the new eh lads?
>>22164159215 and 13 is more crazy to me than 18 and 16 ngl*hands myself a fell for the engagement bait award*
Rorke moving to Latvia to "escape woke"
Wish you lot would stop making up lies about me
it's spaji
>>221641624I hope yuou do too
>>221641600rorke will NOT like this (rorke does want to live in london)
>>221641560
>>221641560you are full of shit and are brownkill yourself>>221641580you are telling the truh and are whitethank you
im a rorke and none of those posts apply to me
>spaji
>>221641641This is Japanese cuisine
rorke ordering omelette and chips when his mum gets a Chinese
>>221641634sorry about that, was just playing around *slaps you on the back and makes you spit up your drink*
>>221641630Only a yank would make such a stupid effortpost You just don't get it mate
>>221641630
>>221641630Mental how none of these people pictured like each other
that lads nephew must stink rn
>>221641580>some peoplw like to make cute self-deprecating posts about rorkektim
Leftypol asking for a quad cup holder from McDonald's while only ordering one drink (and a water) to cut the cups he saved getting lots of holders to make plant potsRorke requesting no plastic forks and using his own metal ones, once, then throwing them away. Imagine washing cutlery
>>221641661fucking poo shit scream
love the long eggs gimmick
rorke giggling like at child at each rorke post regardless of how unfunny they might be
hate doing stuff I wish I could live like tim just watching tv all day and having food cooked for me by bames
rorke and leftypol shaking hands and in tears at the end of the movie
>>221641659but I didn't make the image
rorke drawing moss
>>221641698you are goyim
rorke blushing when his family surprise him with a birthday party
signs of low iq: saying literally when you don't mean literallysaying "chatgbt"
>>221641698yeah same
*24 year old woman joins the call*Alright rorke, leftypol
Rorke formulating a plan to empty the piss drawer without mumberg finding out about it
signs of low iq: not liking rorke
my little goy cattle
>>221641725grow up
>>221641725what's a piss drawer
leftypol finding out his parents are swingers and feeling a deep sense of pride
>>221641698that's what britain should have beenwhites getting served food by biomass and on pensions till age fucking 1000 enslave the biomass
raping my nans pet mossball
>>221641724loved the wee clifhanger from last timewonder what happens next x
Rorke getting his head blown off by the Saka sauce at Nando’s and going “bloody HELLFIRE!!!”
Thread is quite mental actually when you remember it's one person making all these rorke posts
my little humie
rorke making an elaborate redstone contraption to keep creepers out of his baseleftypol just leaving a 1x2 hole in the wall
>>221641756remember the mossball gimmickfucking shriekingcunt had a wee ball of moss in his living room
bame?
rorke's mum enjoying the saka sauce
>>221641698just go on the dole and get pepes deliverooed to you or become a Night shift security guard
in japan its called a marimo
rorke doing the macarane in nothing but his pish stained carbrini boxers and a 2007 west ham away top
there's way too many posts to read. I stepped away for a moment and had to scroll past them all. can someone give me a recap please?
>>221640331>>221640331>>221640331
>A Moss Ball Pet is a real marimo moss ball, a unique aquatic plant that grows into a soft, green sphere.i thought this was a made up gimmickscream
>>221641799Roke
>>221641799rorke
>>221641799rorke is getting up to some business, like usual
rorke grasping at strawsrorke counting his chickens before they've hatchedrorke putting all his eggs in one basket
Torke ordering a McFlurry without any sauce or pieces
I pretended to go to uni for a year after dropping out. I'd usually go to the gym or sit at the train station eating a tescos meal deal
>>221641040>pakiare you indian?
