holodem edish
oi starmer get the fucking rainforests grown you wasteman
>>221642123i am 38 years oldi have hit on hundreds of womeni have accrued like 40 numbers over the yearsnot once has a girl agreed to go on a date with mewhether that's someone I "picked up" or a friend who i grw close toi am completely and unaesthetically unappealing to women
>>221645534>he hasnt smoked cigs with his teenage love at 2am after a partyoh dear mate
hats off to rorke
nth for the baddiedem
had a mandy muse wank
>>221646863based hololad <3
don't like tea but I've bought a box of it just in case the toilfu pops round
>>221645208
hollydemmies
had a trendy arty gf in uni but I developed schizophrenia (literally) and haven't left the house in 9 years
Mad how much fitter black Yank women are than black British women, insanely mental really
>>221646904alri Roy Harper
>>221645259This is really fucking weird I just got done listening to the Fin vs History episode where they talk about this
>>221646940got some white in em
>>221646940They're fat as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuG_53cJNRM
>>221646927>>221646936big ups! xx
pacing around the house because I'm torn whether I want to win the league tonight in my room on my tod or at the pub on the last day of the season
>>221646940yeehaw x
>>221646940work with an unusually high amount of black girls and they have nice hair but none of them are really that attractive
>>221646898blog on diego
a hundred thousand evil curses upon the holodem AND the so-called "baddie"dem
>>221646916cock sucking whore
>>221646937>schizophreniareckon ive got this or psychosis or schizoid personality disorderwhat are the symptoms
whitest genres of music in order:classicalfolkindie rockelectronicneofolkpost rockprog rockhardcore/hardstyle
>>221646940carribean blacks are the peng ones, sadly we get the sub saharan vanta black vine swinging savages
No, Magdalena Bay does not do castrations to fans at their shows. The band simply puts on high-energy, whimsical indie pop dance parties.
>>221647009CORRRRR
rorke... I see you've changed your new balances for AF1shas anything...changed for you perhaps?
>>221647021classical is east asian
>>221647030
>>221647021All the good ones then
up the biomassenal
>>221646937sure she wasnt a schizo delusion?ever shag her up the arse?
it 1-0 chelseax
>>221647037got the nbs on right now actually
>>221646140>our food is probably the worst in EuropeTake it you've never been to a scandinavian country then? the only edible food in Norway is frozen pizza
Uh oh... spurssissies...
got the forza horizon 6 installing
>>221646940Come home, rorke
>>221647015I personally started to experience every single thing I encountered as part of a plot to kill me.
>>221647021>hardcore/hardstyleGoing to be seeing a few this year :D
Rorke.We've noticed.You're not the person you used to be.What was it?The supplements?The ozempic?Maybe the green tea?Rorke shrugs his shoulders.Laughs it off."I don't know, I'm still me".But in his heart.Where no one goes.Where no one but him can see.Rorke knows what changed him.He knows it was the BP.
>>221647066you got a racing wheel?
>>221647093gp
got addicted to taking antihistamines before bedgive you proper good sleep they do
>>221647093bonne pressed? brilliant post?
might go to the shop
people that think we have bad food just mean that their parents were illiterate proles that never learned to cook, and they internalised yank delusion to cope that everyone else ate the same
spuds bros...
leeds haven't lost a league game since early march, hammers are losing to them so spuds losing doesn't matter
>>221647007anulo mufaanulo mufa
>>221646990diego is in his 40sim soloclubbinglad
>>221647079oh i dont have that so probably im normal
Um, Spursmenschen...?
>>221647103get on the magnesium glycinate umnoodle
>>221647063I've been to IcelandYou may be right but I didn't find their food terrible though they do eat some weird things like a lot of fish
>>221647126wrong, yid
Who was the rapist?The anonymous girl said she was threatened with having acid thrown in her face. I assume that narrows it down to one of the browns?
the reach belongs to the forsworn
>>221647128blog on diego
>>221647103They do. I was prescribed those at rehab
>>221647105>brilliant postthanks
feeling quite anxious this evening
>>221647144statistically speaking, bottom left
>>221647133i take that as well>>221647030went to one of their shows and had sexual feelings about mica prancing about in her skimpy costume
>>221647128>diego is in his 40sgrim grim grim grim grim
reckon doctors don't know any actual factsreckon they just put your symptoms into a database on their computer and it tells them what to do next
>>221647114illiterate proles who can't cook are probably the majority of the population mateworking class food is still part of national cuisine
>>221647096no don't even have a controller
> Regular use is linked to cognitive issues, particularly an increased dementia risk in older adults due to anticholinergic effects.thats me done then
>>221647142I'm afraid the nowtbutties WILL continue
pumpkin
>>221647103When my hayfever was really bad I munched a whole packet of cetrizine hyrochloride and honestly felt like I'd taken a benzo
never understood dafuq why not just dafuk
congratulations Arsenal on your Premier League win and congratulations PSG on your Champion's League win
>>221647169have an antihistamine
>>221647114this is the actual copeall nicely worked out in your head everyone that disagrees is a prole, and there can be no other reason a brit would agree with what is a globally held opinion
>>221647103does it give you hangover
um
>>221647181https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k3m4ntw0bcwould genuinely let her rupture my kidneyor give me pneumonia
>>221647169umpickle x
oh by the way, which one's rorke?
>>221647169I can't sit still
>>221647169good
>>221647270I've always been rorke, I know I've been rorke, like the most of us have. Very hard to explain why you're rorke, even if you're not rorke
de do do do, de da da dais all i want to say to (you)
>>221647243except it wasnt a globally held opinion 30 years ago before wide internet adoption and american subsuming of global cultureif you can't cook that's literally a you problem not a britain problem, not that hard to understand
So what do you think are the best cuisines in the world then
>>221647265right umx
>>221647270(You)
>>221647309american
>>221647270did we tell you the name of the GameBoy
>>221647178Nah second from top left, acid attacks is an Arabic thing innit
it's over for citycels
>>221647264reckon theyve shagged?
>>221647307>except it wasnt a globally held opinion 30 years agoNeither were school shootings in America but that's still an American stereotype.
I never said I was frightened of Rorke
>>221647307>except it wasnt a globally held opinion 30 years agoyes it was lol
There’s no widely documented thing where Magdalena Bay singer Mica Tenenbaum “hard punches fans in the belly.” I couldn’t find any interviews, fan accounts, or clips suggesting that’s a real recurring thing.
so that's football over for the season, join us next season for more of the same shite
>>221647309Italian probably
>>221647378proof?
>>221647380It's British culture RorkeYou'd know if you actually engaged in any
>>221647264are mica
>>221647411just ask older people around the world what their impression of british food is, they will say it’s bad
>>221647309english or french
gam on citeh
>>221647444petalcore
>>221647252no but im on the booze tonight so i'll probabyl be hungoer tomorro whahax
>>221647444looks a right sausage festall rym users no doubt
>>221647458right so thats no proof then
that geezer was cruising for bruising
>>221647309somewhere european or south east asian
>>221647309australian
Anyone given up wanking?
[INSTRUMENTAL]
>>221647479WRONG! do it again!
need to start eating breakfast
>>221647472was full of quares and those sortswouldnt see them again myself
>>221647538it's nearly 9 mate, bit late
finished work at 5got home at 5.45loaded up the 'chives and caught up on the threads i'd missed this afternooncooked me dinner and ready to contributex
>>221647516Hell no.
>going to gigsnever stopped being a teenager eh? grow up
>>221647553reflecting on my day and how i can make tomorrow even better x
>>221647506
bet hes frantically scouring the internet for a video of an old brown woman giving her opinion of british food right now
>>221647506One day without Ruby shoving objects up my arse and calling me her a pathetic little sex slave.
>>221647582spitting out my tea
>The cast and crew of the HARRY POTTER TV series held a wrap party last Saturday at Thorpe Park, Surrey. Unfortunately, some of the cast were too short to go on the rides.
No, that is completely false. There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that PinkPantheress chokes her virgin fans unconscious after gigs.
lock me in the boot of your car and drive around
>>221647105british petroleum
rorke at alton towers banging on the doors because theyve gfotten him seinlsde and locked in inth ere
>>221647309Unironically>AmericanIncredible cuisine tbqhwyl it's simply unmatched>Central European, Eastern EuropeanLots of good hearty meals, meat and potatoes>Italian>French>Iberian, South American>Balkan>Middle EasternCan be quite heavy, they sometimes use a lot of oil, but undeniably lushMeme tier:>JapaneseBit overhyped but great quality>BritishOur cuisine is embarrassingly bad for how culturally relevant we are not going to lieGood and bad:>Chinese, South East AsianSome very yummy meals but a lot of it is sweet n sour slop or some soup/rice/noodle stuff that all tastes the sameWorst cuisines:>West AfricanNot good>IndianA lot of spicy slop even if the dishes tailored to Western palates can be good>CarribbeanSome of its good but countries like Haiti have awful cuisine>East AfricanEthiopian food can be decent once in a while but countries like Somalia or whatever have awful cuisineDon't know but want to try:>Mongolian, Scandinavian, Romanian, other random places
i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's going to a concert. it gives me the fear to be honest.
Posting style: Relentless AttackMode engage.
>>221647662bizarre post
finally making headwind convincing dadberg to use free streaming sites, install adblockers and unsubscribe from the netflixes and so forth
>>221647670its only ok if you go with a girl, going to gigs alone as a bloke is only socially acceptable upto 25
>>221647662poo steaming then is it
>>221647670>>221647700i go to gigs by myself all the time and im 31
Just did a big poo and it's such a relief I had to tell someone
i cant imagine myself doing most things
>>221647599loljust get a train to france and ask some random old people bro
>>221647715is that supposed to change my point
>>221647670People in their 20s don't leave the house
Millennials have a subconscious need to continually try new foods from around the worldThey get visibly distressed when they are unable to do this.
>>221647700just go, have a few beers, chat to randoms, enjoy the showit's not that deep mate
>>221647614well that's a lie cause she's done that to me
We're Rorke—post—post—post—postin' over InternationalRorke—Rorke—Rorke—Rorke—postin' over International --(Hands—hands—hands—hands—typing' up and down again!)There's no ceasing to the posts!
Bit of uni toil team
ive got that wears a tshirt at a pool party energy
ahh yes, the incels who never leave their grotty smegdungeons deeming what and what isn't socially acceptable
>>221647740yes please amend your post
>>221647756Is that why they're always ordering from deliverooWonder what they've got in Falmouth that's good
>>221647756this is from boomer indoctrination pls don't judge us
i want to get just drunk enough every nightbut the bloody health wont allow it
>>221647776jay
>>221647776cope>>221647786shan't
need to go to a gig with someone you cant even hear speak for 2 hours or you ARE an incel
>>221647801only good thing about getting blacked out is that it puts you off drinking the next day (usually)
>i can't fathom people other than me doing thingsyes that's because you have autism
we're unironically going to miss out on champions league
incels rattled
>>221647841what position do you play?
habaneros x
>>221647835based bpd man
>>221647774finished club
>>221647835ktim
rorke avoiding the outside world because it forces him to confront his loneliness
She cute x
mental how I can't do anything alone but I have no friends
>>221647855changing room bumboy
>>221647814same with buggers who insist on going with people to the cinemaim not talking to you while the film is on so whats the point
>>221647880alcohol was invitented literally fro thsi mate
>>2216478555th choice attacking keeper
Get them ALL outThe pakis, the niggers, the chinks, the gooks, the wetbacks, the polacks, the kikes
>>221647814I need to tell someone I'm going for a wee
>>221647855kitman (I sniff their shorts after)
>listen mate when you've shagged as much as i have had female female threesomes etc you don't mind being friends with girls. id shag her but shes got a boyfriend cause shes fit but i dont want to complicate things, shes a nice girl so im being nice and going to this gig with her
first gig i ever went to was seeing pixies in manchesterthe crowd was 70% fat old miserable cunts and 30% weird zoomers who looked extremely bored and didn't sing or dance the whole concert until their two popular tiktok songs were played at the end
>>221647901me on the right
made how people go to see bands and films, all shit now init
>fat old miserable cuntsktim
>>221647874this goblina has ruined unranked games all the dogshit noob players instalock her because she's the easiest most braindead hero to play in the whole game
I'm just really good at shagging now that's all I'm saying
Why didn't this actress make it big? I thought she would be at least as successful as Florence Pugh thanks to that Netflix series. It seems Western celebrities really get married early. In South Korea, at her age, rising stars wouldn't even be thinking about marriage. I saw her interview with the UK magazine, and I found it interesting that she answered South Korea was one of the top three countries she really wanted to visit. That is because it almost always seemed like European celebrities answered that they wanted to visit Italy, Spain, or France the most. Although the other two countries she mentioned, excluding South Korea, were also European destinations.
>>221647916you're fucking hot
>>221647909my first gig was sigur ros in 2013 in brixton academyand i was scared about the blacks on the way to and from the station
>>221647937been doing that myself though matethe simple fact of the matter is i play for fun and as long as I'm enjoying myself I couldn't give a shit
>>221647907who are you quoting
>>221647874dont know what the hell that is and i couldnt care less
last gig was conan gray in manchester i'm not gay btw my sister wanted to go but he was quite fit
>>221647959>>111551114
>>221647909ok so were you in the 70% or the 30%
>>221647909sounds dogshit to be honest mate were you alone?
Really disgusted by the service here, horrible people. I am Autistic, among other mental disabilities, AND I am foreign, so I understand that my way of being can throw some people off or be incomprehensible, but at no point did I offend or hurt anybody from the staff, so denying my entrance to my sisters bachelorette party because you didn’t like my personality or language, or whatever the reason being, is inhumane and unjustified. The bouncer also said as I walked up “are you sure this is the right place? You know this is a gay bar, right?” Please hire employees who do not assume people’s sexuality based off their appearance, extremely disappointed and horrified by this experience.
mf quoting 7 year old posts
>>221648001>I am Autistic, amongbit redundant
err what are city doing?
the diet starts tomorrow
>>221648001diego trying to get into G-A-Y to find a mate to talk to
>>221648020the raped
>>221647994no was with a mateone extremely fat ugly woman said something proper rude to him whilst we were queueing to order drinks and it started a scufflemy mate found her outside the venue after the concert and ran up spat right in her fat face then ran away lmao
arseanal are a few minutes away from winning the league
hate gigs hate the footy hate shops when they're busy. man was not supposed to be cramped in a small space with hundreds or thousands of other people
Do electronic bands like the chemical brothers count as a gig
>>221648020kicking the ball presumablyfaggot
>>221648029scr
>>2216479907 year old post that
>>221648020getting everyone ready for the post-Pep reality
surely pep cant quit after losing the league to fucking arselel
>>221648033they'll still slip rightright?
>>221648036its giving autism
>>221648033keir is a gooner
>>221647309Greek
>>221647991I was trying to sing and dance to all the songs I knew but it was disappointing whenever I looked around it was all these cunts standing there as if they were bored out their minds or looking at their phones
why didn't they replace him?
>>221647309only ever order a chinese me. just mogs everything else
>>221648029Wish I could do this to people who've wronged me but I'm too much of a coward you see
>>221648051slips are overthe banter era ends today
ftms sometimes develop sleep apnea because their vocal cords get too big for their female throats
doesnt really feel like city won a trebleidk why
mad how arsenal will win the champions league
>>221648029what did she say scream
>>221648096Mad what life is like when you're a science experiment
>>221648069People go there to listen to the band mate, not to hear your wavering voice and see your spastic jittering
>>221648112And whats worse is, I was the only one dressed with any semblance of class, I had a freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirt, quality grey chinos and my brogues on paired with sunglasses
>>221647956just say you're a shitter mate no need to cope about it
put me limp cock in rorkes mouth while he was sleeping
>>221648111that's a step too far
>>221648096couldn't be mei developed sleep apnea because i'm a fat alcoholic instead
>>221648121maybe but I doubt it was always like this in the pastnot that you'd know, you're probably a zoomer freak who hasn't had any social experiences let alone been to a concert
>>221648111ok now I know u trippin
>And whats worse is, I was the only one dressed with any semblance of class, I had a freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirt, quality grey chinos and my brogues on paired with sunglasses
>>221648111trips confirm
>>221648123scream why would she say that
someone get a well being check for Ziedy
>>221648121completely depends on the band though doesn't it "mate"
>>221647774you lost
>>221648175a few posts here and therebut that insta slip up has him shitting it kek
poosenal
might kill myself
this lad at the pixies gig
rorke named something like percy
>>221648198i dont know what that means. i meant because of the football
do you think guardiola will decide not to leave now because he wants to win one last Premier League title before he leavescos Fergie did that
>>221648221scr
>>221648209why?
oh my god that was very close, would have been SUCH a corker
>>221648120scr
learning about dinosaurs
>>221648221poosdcrneaing
>>221648221POO>>221648158SCREAM
Imageboard, not textboard. Post some bloody images you cunts
>>221648209you know suicide baiting for attention is one of the most contemptible and evil things you can do
>>221648243ugly and lonely and poor
>>221648221ahahaha ktim
any group of you benchods nightmare blunt rotation
>>221648261you have 100 grand in your bank
>>221648256not wrong
>>221648221>back from the gig & going to some other peoples house afterwards lol wanted to shag this girl but didnt make a move in the end
>>221648228thought he supported cronem fc?
>>221648249need to get thumbed like that but up the arse
>>221648221the arsedem
>>221648255what about some webbums
>>221648287palace?
>wanted to shag this girl but didnt make a move in the endktimthere was this really pretty girl and she seemed like she was alone so I wanted to try chat her up, but I lost sight of her and couldn't find her again :(
>>221648249>so then I gave 'em ONE OF THESE
>took me ten minutes to get hard>fucked her for a good two hours tho
arsenal won. cheating won it's over
that's your premier league then
>>221648256boo hoo nigga
man poopy screamer incoming
>>221648303cwltshc
>>221648221screamo
>>221648308happens lad
omg pooden
>>221648255
>>221646935That's Hans done then
>>221648255text is a image
uk energy generation now
>>221648323thats a real woman albeit
oh you bloody benchod, you fucking benchod Haaland you cunt
>>221648198the what now?
>>221648355suspect biomass will be making a comeback BIGLY soon
erm ok then
rorke dressing up nicex
Arse gooning faggot lads. we did it
No more niggersPlease starmerI’m tired
hello
right well there were loads of stoppages in extra time why did they play only 20 seconds extra
>>221648303who is that then
>>221648382looks like my gf
at long last
Rise, Sir Bukayo Saka.
>>221648399hiya
Rorke on suicide watchGOONERS WW@ YES BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>221648399toodles
The biomass will be celebrating in the streets of wogdon tonight
post your brogues
>>221648382the only dog dressed with any semblance of class
mad how I don't care
pull my finger
my life is genuinely over
>>221648416https://x.com/ratyolk?lang=en
on the alcohol againI'm hooked on the muck
New>>221648464>>221648464>>221648464
>>221648467>>221648467>>221648467
diabolical performance this. get this bald fraud out of my club and fetch me The Great Maresca.
Arise Sir Mikel Arteta
any time i walk past a black person they look at me dead suspicious like they think im a rorke. how can i signal that im a leftypol?
>>221648474fuck off
