Weasel edition
>>221648454that's not good
>>221648454We've all been there lad
evening lads
GOONERS
imagine if there was an entire board to discuss sportsballwow
Sir Mikel Arteta
>>221648505evening matex
starmer the gooner will be over the moon
nth for the holodem
>>221648505alri?
gay gooners on top
the brown team have won the leagueparty night tonight at the gherkin
Sir VAR
well that's the mrs and i isn't it
>>221648507shut up, nerd
we now turn our attention to PSG
>>221648544cor
pretty scared about getting bitten by a tick and having that alpha gal syndrome where I can't eat meat and animal products
the African mercenaries kicked the ball. incredible.
something happened and 4chan can not handle it
>head into town to buy some shoes>get my shoes and pass through city hall and decide to sit and enjoy the sun for a minute>groan as I sit down and the girl next to me laughs and goes "warm isnt it?">end up chilling with her for about an hour and a half and she gives me her number at the endhonestly lads, if you're not out enjoying the sun then what are you doing
Just wanked not an hour ago and the willard has gone stiff yet again. What in the blazes is going on?
>>221648508nah shartetaOUT still
brown biomass and fat white benefits recipients will be hooting and hollering on the streets tonightbizarre religious fanaticism
A zoomer needs to make a dark kier starmer hype edit where the line before the bass drop is: Mr Speaker, I AM A GOONER.
if your life is genuinely over then just go further as decided to use even go look more like
Need the Yids flushed now
>>221648502please don't call me lad it's triggering thanks
>>221648574it was raining all day
>>221648582Yeah religion is a bit bizarre isn't it
>>221648574very based
>>221648574Sorry mate I've got a job
where are the jelly babies?
>>221648592sure thing man
You have to wonder what the /brit/ posters who hate football look like lol has to be speccy, fat, spotty etc
>>221648574must've been a real disappointment when you woke up
i take it the men have kicked the ball in a way that is pleasing to some and displeasing to others
>>221648574pissing it downslag summer cancelled
Sir Charlie Bigham sorted me out for my dinner!
>>221648630too skinny
>>221648624there's more virginposts like this ITT than there are posts about football
might go to bed
>>221648621most footy mongs are what you described; speccy, fat, either pasty or brown
>>221648624*checks ball kick website*so it would seem
might convert to 'slam
>>221648643living the life de ladchoose luxury, choose bighams
wank toil tonight will feature gemma3 4b and a bunch of silly tavern characters
west ham beat leedseverton beat spursget your house on it
>>221648644
forza horizon 6 finished installing
>>221648668Based.
I had a dream I was flying an A4 skyhawk in vietnam then got shot down and taken prisoner. John Mccain was already at the POW camp. I woke up they chained me to a a set of steel bars
>>221648506CHMAPIONES CHAMPIONES OLE OLE OLE>>221648591THISSS
distraught, disappointed, disgusted, distressed, depressed. praying for a tottenham bull to bash one in for sir rosenior’s sake
>>221648686get the cars raced
>>221648541built for bbc
Mental how Arsenal hadn't won the league for 22 years I know Liverpool had a 35 year gap but I wasn't even born in 1990I remember Arsenal being a powerhouse under Wenger in the early 2000s so it was weird to see them struggle for so long
>>221648621
if Tottenham end up getting relegated the gooners will goon themselves to death
>>221648630could never be a girl me. id be so scared my bum had a poo stain that i didnt reach. its bad enough wiping my mouth after lunch.
>>221648684
>>221648668alcaraz missing the next two means your chances are significantly easiersinner will be an issue thoughbeit
I don't even play video games anymorethe time just passes
>>221648668Shia Islam, yeah?Sunnis are vantablack ZOGbots.
>>221648650Making a light-hearted joke doesn't make a person a virgin
>>221648541thumbnail hints at an erection
>>221648701so much for your neoliberal values
It's not 10pm yetyou can be sad in 25 minutes.
faith must trample reason
>>221648686get in there lad
>>221648701Why aren't Arsenal neoliberal?
mad how insane it is
>>221648713does your bum often have surprise poo stains as a man?
>>221648731>le shia are aryan muslims memethey're also dogshit mate
paki reading comprehension
Only thing that keeps me off the drink is my vaguely anorexic tendencies Mad the amount of calories in the muck
>>221648753yeah it's mental
>>221648756ye kinda
getting really good at telling when a plane is flying overhead without using flightradar
I'm a Reformed Baptist Republican Communist Antileftist
https://i.postimg.cc/YSYw7mkV/AS-1989-batmobile-w-b-2.jpgI am Fares, I am full English R1b.
>>221648752they are islamo-socialist
>You have to wonder what the /brit/ posters who hate football look like lol has to be speccy, fat, spotty etc
>>221648745Religion is just a tool to enforce social norms. "Yeah you have to do this because... there's a big scary god who will punish you if you don't"
>>221648771Reckon you could open your living room windows and bend over and I could stand at the end of your back garden and run and jump and park my bellend perfectly into your tight pink quivering anus?
weather looks peng from this weekend
Raw beef.
mate of mine lives all the way up in Newcastle and supports ArsenalWhere’s the fun in that
need to trim the grass it's fucking jungle out there already
>>221648798you mean shitanother shitty heatwave yeah? good god…
big ass orientals
>>221648701KWAB
Why's your life over?
will head to bed
>SpursHOOWWWWWLLLLINNNNN
so spuds can still be relegated
>>221648798ITS FUCKING RAINING HERE AGAIN, if I have to stay in again this weekend I'll go postal
>my life is genuinely overktim
>>221648793the angles are all wrong for that you'd be floating through my flat like flappy bird
>spurshaha
>>221648825suppose it can be uncomfortable to sit in your smelly incel bedroom when it's hot out
>>221648825where's your sidekick
mental how arteta has already been in bed for an hour and 40 minutes already so he doesn't know
>>221648857nice
Bye.
Imagine being the kind of mong who watches football
Christ was an historical reality and the actual incarnated eternal Son, wherever you stand or sit or lie, he is as present as oxygen. Believe in him as you breathe, and it will feel like submerging from drowning and tasting the sweetness of life giving breath.
>>221648869this is very believableprobably sleeps in a watertank too
>>221648853The raped
>>221648836that wont be allowed by westminster neoliberal bulls
there's something mysterious about mathematics
chelsea with another one gooners on the moon tonight lmao
I might be fucking cooked soon if I can’t find a job
how to sleep?
Reckon the shed in thew mn i COuld see
>>221648760Seethe more Jamalstein
>Religion is just a tool to enforce social norms. "Yeah you have to do this because... there's a big scary god who will punish you if you don't"
>>221648902yeah it''s a mystery to me as well
What do people talk about with drunk strangers during weekends?
>>221648891Use to bully people like you back at school
>>221648919Take an anithisatime lad
>>221648941all kinds of stuff
Poo
spurs wont get relegated because it needs west ham to not be useless blueballing bubble blowing retards
>>221648919those tablets you can get for travel sickness will knock you out
>>221648892trvke
Please be quiet - Australians are sleeping!
The Law demonstrates our need, the Gospel gives us what we need. We obey as an act of gratitude. God's decree is the path to both mundane and eternal happiness.
/brit/ is a Multipolar world-supporting, Eurasianist-sympathising, anti-capitalist, anti-zionist, anti-USA, anti-NATO, National Socialitst, anti-LGBT, antisemitic, anti-immigration chud general, and some folk will have to get used to that.
>>221648980its the last chance of a happening in the most nothing ever happens season ever
fuck someone is grilling outside
>>221648997Thumbnail looked like he had a fart cloud behind him
based faggot milo
>>221648603>>221649013strongly suspect these posters are the same person
Anyone got the webm of the horse eating his birthday cake
>>221649068no
oh the grand old duke of rorkehe had zero bitches
>>221649068
just been raped
>>221649068yeah
i can't remember my mother's face
Sir James Cleverly. Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
>>221649063I am a sincere Christian and hope to see all /brit/ lads part of God's company x
Matthew Zazueta
>>221649052Used to watch compilation of his DESTROYING feminist when I was in high school with my gf. All those DANK compilations are deleted now...good times. They used to put scorpion graphics on him and he would STRIKE venom into his enemies. Youtube souldn't have deleted them...
Need a poo but the bog's occupiedDon't want to inhale someone else’s poo fumes either so will have to keep waiting until it clears
please stop posting the picture of ruby crying it's deeply upsetting
>>221649152yooooooooooooooooo
not going to be clicking that one
>>221649152right well
>>221649152hmmm
Good grief
right not watching that
>[deleted] What was it?
and with that horror, it's time for bed
>>221649152wtf just admit you're trans
did the man post the tranny sawing off his willard
what were it
>>221649196ktimmers
so is that person just walking around with a big blown up fanny now
Rightlets post some nice webms to lighten the mood then
>>221649213don't know I don't open stuff like that
>>221649221
sup odie
think it was a prolapsed fanny actuallyworth remembering that women are as equally mindbroken by the internet as menvery sad
>>221649230you can see exactly what it is from the thumbnail
>>221649226
>>221649224:(
*logs in under you**ice barrages you in full ranged and goes in for the dds spec kill*glow2:wave:cheers mate
>>221649213Proalpse
Gooners need to thank Wales for their premier league win
genuinely dont even know what the fuck that was, putting his willard into some kind of extreme suction using a glass several times over to form some monstrously inflamed coiled up red mess?
aff tae bed
>>221649280it was a woman sucking her fanny lips to expand them . mong
>>221649013>The Law demonstrates our needwhat does that mean
Jason died of a heart attack 4 years ago. I'm his polar pear
>>221649254I didn't open it
my mates got a great pyrenees and hes based, never known a dog who just wants to do nothing but observeyou can throw a ball and he just looks at you like you're retarded and continues observing
>>221649300wahey wahey wahey
I have a porn addiction and it really makes me hate myselfNothing too weird, just dominatrix humiliation stuff but I wonder what happened to the innocent boy I once wasFeel forever stained by my need to be debased by women :(
I'm the president of the moon
>>221649304learn to read dumb cunt. you can see exactly what it is without opening it, thicko twat. fuck you for making me reply
got the booze in front of me but might wait until tomorrow cos it'll be a disaster if I start drinking this late
>>221649320>just dominatrix humiliation stuffthat's pretty weird, stop watching that
im broke and i have no money and i have no job because i have bad anxiety
>>221649332no you arent be quiet
>>221649320that is weird
i'm a vessel of darknessa tortured remnant of eons gone past, commanded by forces whispering in the shadows of the void
just been impeached
>>221649355get PIP
>>221649299It's points out that which we wish we could do but continue to not do. All of us wish to be pure and good, yet we do things we're ashamed of. We have been prepared from the beginning to become part of Jesus's community, and we can finally rest when we trust in him.
>>221649224not funny pal
>>221649365ktim ktim ktiiiiiimmmm!!!!!!!!!
>>221649373>automatic>still is
>>221649349>>221649362I meant not like scat or cuck shite or illegal stuff
>>221649365how's being 14 working out for you
I got me some bathin apes
>tfw right now waiting for sharteta's extension
>>221649403hmm yes yes, I am the unbothered dog surrounded by sheeple, heh...
>>221649374Genuinely can’t bring myself to do it my anxiety is that bad.
>>221649398I'd say cuck stuff and humiliation are on the same level. Why do you watch it if it makes you feel bad, that's not good for your psyche
>>221649441I don't know :(
I don’t know how you can support a club from another country
so close yet so far
bane big guy for you ok
>>221649449sending this to landladyberg on whatsapp haha hope she knows im one of the good ones
Jews have ruled ZOG for 80 years, but they've never been the masters of their own hearts
>>221649398those are freakish but you're still weird
>>221649483
>>221649439get someone else to do it
>>221649501This is why the IDF wears diapers
>>221649501lmao
Doing a rolly poley up a niggers arse
>>221649465Just don't watch it, it's not that difficult, you will feel better
funny how when it was first reported that woltemade bought his 'best mate' over to newcastle to live with him everyone was calling him a legend rather than a poof
>>221649511I have no friends
/brit/ legend and noted City fan Poleaboo will be upset tonight
Hello i am fleeing the american century of humiliation, please show me where to buy the mountain dew baja blast
>>221649475ever shag her up the arse?
>>221649544i'm a social worker. i'll do it for you. send me your info
>>221649545burger meal will be consumed to drown his sorrows i assume
>>221649558You won’t
scrotal worker
Dad just said me being depressed is breaking his heart. Genuinely what would be a good first step to snapping out of it. I've already cleaned my room.
Saw a frogberg while walking into my apartment last night
watched True Romance again. one of my favourite films. in my top 5 of American cinema. does make me lonely though.
>>221649582
>>221649574nice one mate buy you a pint when i see you
>>221649581get a clue and run with it
>>221649567This used to be his favourite place (he once confirmed this review was his)
>>221649593shit film
>>221649593aye good film that
>get a clue and run with it
>>221649593Anglos actually watch this movie and think its reality and not jewish propaganda
>>221648935Not an argument is it
>>221649581get addicted to sissy porn
>>221649593always think of the movie American Beauty when that movie is brought up and vice versa, doesn't make much sense it's just one of those weird wires crossed things, i suppose the titles evoke similar images
>>221649633he is doing "zesty foden" face
We now have direct confirmation of a disruptor in our own party — one who has acquired an almost messianic reputation in the minds of certain members. His figure has become synonymous with the most dangerous instincts in modern politics: populism, nostalgia, and the seductive pull of easy rhetoric.Some of the worst divisions within Labour’s recent history have been laid directly at his feet. And yet unsophisticated minds continue to imbue him with romantic power, granting him such dangerously poetic labels as “the True Voice of Labour,” “the King of the North,” or “the Man Who Speaks for the Real Membership.”Let me remind all citizens — and all colleagues — of the dangers of magical thinking. We have scarcely begun to climb from the electoral abyss into which this party once fell. Let us not slide backward into irrelevance just as we have finally begun to approach government once again.There are those who would tell you authenticity matters more than discipline. That personality matters more than unity. That grievance is a substitute for leadership. These ideas are not merely mistaken. They are profoundly dangerous.If you see this so-called People’s Mayor, report his distortions for what they are. Loyalty to stability and seriousness will not go unrewarded. And contrariwise, complicity with factionalism and theatrical dissent will not go unnoticed.Be sensible. Be disciplined. Be aware.
city bulls not wagging tonight
>>221649616na its a lot of fun>>221649618glad im not the only one who likes it>>221649620its a film. nobody thinks its reality. >>221649641both are films i rented from a video rental
>>221649574Swear all these horses rock designer.Bro is strapped with Tommy Hilfiger
>>221649581Exercise
went to the dentist todaythey said my teeth are getting better :)
>>221649605shall begin clue hunting>>221649640right I won't be doing that
fuck southampton lol
>>221649655heard him say all this on BBC News at Ten
>>221649545>laptop on the bedfucking animal
>>221649680>>221649664is actually good advice by the way
>>221649661owning a horse by buying it stuff from superdry
>>221649664Did feel better after the walk I went on a few days ago tbf
>>221649449not pictured: non-welfare renters and mortgagetoilers>>221649470FUS RO DAH
>>221649683we're not a serious country
>>221649655Now that that's all cleared up, here's one of my favourite choons: Orange Juice's 'Rip It Up'!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzPh89tD5pA
did the man kick the ball?
any in bed man in?
>>221649708my sister looks like this, so much so that I thought it was her for a few seconds
>>221649741yh me lol
>>221649741cor that will be me in a few minutes
I work in a data center
>>221649739>>221649741/brit/ not quorafuck off
>>221649613yeah I knowhe's a right fat fucking porker
there's a reason southampton are called scummers
no offence but your dad sounds fucking bent mate“Oooooo you’re breaking my heart” grow up dickhead
They should execute all council estate scum.I grew up in a council estate and have family in council estates but I’m willing to have sacrificed myself for the betterment of society
>>221649706of course, you start slow, 50 push ups through the day, some body squats, being in the sun helps
>>221649763do they give you segways
>>221649463
>>221649779done him and his gayboy dad
>>221649779hooting. raped that soft bastard and his gimp incel son in half
>>221649753Want to do vile things to your sister's rear end
>>221649779jay
>>221649786No, why would they?
>>221649785Cheers Bulgarian lad, you're a good bloke and a great addition to /brit/
>>221649753wanna be friends, lad? you sound like a cool guy
>>221649688whats wrong with that
hungryx
>>221649798Many lads do and have lol
>>221649811
get the pink holes fucked
Is this your life now? You need to do something which is away from being in front of the computer screen, because you've just become obsessed to the point where it's affected your life.
rorke in the garden on a sunny day trying 50 pushups and passing out at 1 and a half
bradley "foden" walsh
>>221649831Glad my sister is fat and ugly and has never had a boyfriend, reckon i would have to kill a guy if he tried to have sex with my sister without my consent
This thread is your entire life. You are the parasite. Raped parasite.
>>221649848you gotta start somewhere
Louis you've gone feral.
making love to my own arse
>you're a good bloke and a great addition to /brit/
>>221649848I'm up to 60 pushups right now and my goal is 100 by july.
ok now it's heskey time>>221648467>>221648467>>221648467
I'm a bad bloke and a bad addition to /brit/
>>221649688it's clearly on a pad>>221649815a non-rigid cloth surface will conform to the shape and block the air intakesmodern laptops generally have better passive cooling/throttling and/or are easier to clean, but if the airflow is blocked it's inherently going to cause the laptop to overheat
>>221649860One of her bfs helped get me laid so every cloud
>>221649807Some of the workers in the larger data centers get segways or mobility scooters so they can travel to whatever part of the building much more quickly
>>221649783
