Just massive big tits edition
yeah I fucked her
More fucking rain
>>221651432Rain and cold hereSave me
Arseanal gooners ww@
Right, no more Epstein or Pizzagate guff in this thread. Let's talk football!
thats me putting the heating on
>>221651403
sampling a fucking gay porn burger
>>221651437What do you think you fucking retard
Let us discuss British culture, chaps.
*looks at a plant super close* Yep God is real
do north irish still call themselves irish or do they say "im north irish"
>>221651414it was easier to raise an army in pre industrial times. people lived off the land, and the state couldn’t be everywhere at once.even then, how many commoners do you know that led an uprising because they just couldn’t hack it anymore? hardly any. these things are always started by nobles with enough money, strategy and alliance that can motivate the fed up masses to support them into victory. Caesar is a prime example of this. Late Republican Rome looked a lot like our society. Huge wealth divides. Overflowing cities. Mass immigration. Mass unemployment of natives. Declining birth rates. Caesar motivated the hopeless masses against the Optimates and took power.
>>221651458she could choke you out in the tent with those
Arse analjust figured that out
>>221651458She is objectively beautiful but architected
was starting to finally get into football cos I've been in southampton for over a decade now and they were doing well but that's put me off entirely now
why do so many JFs post hereyou'll never fit in, why not just lurk if you like the posts here so much
>>221651458would
>>221651472Up The BoroWhat's Boro?
>>221651478in my experience the prods say they are irish and british and the taigs just say they are irish
hand in glovethe sun shines out of our behinds
https://youtu.be/t-LYZAowUhs
>>221651503I like to help out when the thread is slow
I am British.
>>221651484Aye, cheers lad>>221651414All good questions.
Can you help us find Areti?Areti, aged 16, was last seen in Condell Park about 7pm yesterday (Tuesday 19 May 2026).
>>221651522Any fun dollhouse moments recently?
Having a spot of cheese.*wiggles my hips* Mm mm mm!
>>221651551?
mumberg always with the pretense, wonders why i don't give a fuck.
right if they look like that it shouldn't actually be illegal
>>221651548
>>221651512have a guess
>>221651403lovely edish
>>221651548Whoa...hold on....if the accent is on the last syllable (on the i) that's a greek name meaning Virtue
don't give a fuck
Me and my peng neighbour just glancered each other
might smash all the plates in the kitchen
>>221651608ooyou're 'ard
Gf is a teacher and it’s mad to think that a bunch of sprogs find her terrifying and probably hate her for assigning homework
a cheese a day keeps the fleas away
>>221651598Woah... you reckon that Greek looking slag with a Greek name might be Greek?
>>221651598
>>221651403would love a butterface gf with great big chebs
>>221651626
>>221651635nah they're all thinking about running a train on her
>chebs!>fanny!>asian girls!everyone here is mentally 12
>>221651403>>221651643One of these should feed my asian half-breeds
>>221651654ok then mr. mature what do you bring to the table then?
>>221651654yeah mature grownup men don't like tits at all
isn't arsenal the brown person team
3 more hours until I'm able to solve my blue balls problem.
>>221651635I used to cum handsfree sat in the classroom looking at my female teachers
It goes without saying that any queer organisation, individuals, politicians or whoever must boycott this. Boycott and proclaim loudly that you can’t in good conscience attend while the Labour government continues to persecute trans people.
told the new guy at work that i would be in at 9 to escort him in so he can get his badge sortedlittle does he know i'm on the beers and will be rolling in at 10
>>221651646ai video
>>221651635you're going to get cucked
>>221651642based is closer to thumos than areteall arete is based, but not all basedness is arete>>221651658konichiwa dude
>Just looked at pictures of naked women to make my willy bigger and more stiff and then I repeatedly pulled on my willy to make white blobs shoot out of itDoes any of this make sense to you lads? Madness
Bit weird must admit
>>221651676it's like the labour party a coalition of browns, white lefties, and residual white working class that have been supporting them for so long they don't know what else to do
>>221651686
oi mate mind just holding this door for a sec? ta*violently rattles cabinet before skittering out on all fours*
Let slip the wogs of war and cry "Rorke!"
>>221651692Video is older than AI, pseud.
>>221651613Noice>>221651641Yeah I reckon, what's up with that?>>221651642Don't post 4chan halfwits sourcing wiki articles. Thanks.>>221651643Looks like she's wearing a hat.
>>221651651>>221651682randy little demons
>20 people jailed over abuse of girls in Dewsbury and Batley in 1990s and 2000sright well why is she there
>>221651704'
why did he reply twice
>>221651721cope
Gonna rename my grandpa like this to Shakey Wobbles and upload his tremors to YT.
>>221651658you must choose
>>221651728I remember when the Newcastle grooming gangs got arrested and among the mug shot collage was a random white butch lesbian
>>221651707they know rasheeds are basically a hivemind
>>221651728Rape victim turned victimiser
wobbly rorke syndrome
cor to be nonced by a woman
catberg obsessed with sitting on my lap but no one else's, not happy, want my freedom back
>>221651787do quite like this chap despite his politics not being my own politics
90% of my current problems would be solved if my older sister abused me as a early teenager
Wish I were a good man with a good home and good family instead of being a pooey arsed incel freakazoid
90% of my current problems would be solved if I were 5 inches taller, significantly more confident, wealthier and better looking, THEN almost everything would be fixed
parents are getting old lads, they forget things a lot. it's grim
>>221651728wen you smoke that gas station weed
>>221651797wanked off to a porn earlier where misstress t is wanking off a knob and the pov is in a cage and the knob juice is your food for the day
lauren faust sex arse
>>221651821All I want is a good home, and a wife, and a childrenAnd some food to feed them every night
>>221651848>>221651821I'd settle for just the children
>>221651836um
failed normie whining hour is it? you'll never be a real freakazoid
>>221651821all I want is my own home and a bit of land tbqh, can't be arsed with women or family
4 walls and adobe slats for my girls
i am officially giving up trying to have sex with adult women
>>221651836
>>221651878
>>221651403I got lucky and hooked up with not one, not two but three (3) women with huge tits like that in my early 20s and now i cannot find normal women attractive anymore.
um
>>221651858it unironically is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all, you're not enviabledo everything you can to change
mad how this can happen tomorrow and we wouldn't know until it's too latehttps://youtu.be/Owp1P24arhg
>>221651899not british is it?
>>221651876hop a fence, leave the street and wet your feet to find the swimming pool
>>221651897i walk the path less troddeni skirt the limits of the possibleyou'll never tame me or tie me down
>>221651903couldnt happen because id step in and do something about it
>>221651908tuneeee
am on the grotty beers de lad
>>221651903Not convinced
>>221651643
>>221651835when you invert the object transform scale on y to make a invert gravity mechanic to your game instead of just the model and you start falling upwards
my nan used to be a hippy and we often listen to 60s and 70s stuff together while drinking and chatting mental having a cool nan
>>221651956based your nan
>>221651643>>221651953nothing better I reckon*
>>221651903but how does this affect you PERSONALLY?
>>221651956my nan is dead. she was a 50's broad.
Driving out to the desert on memorial day weekend. Preparing me playlist ...
>>221651954not funny
love hearing the geese honking as theyre coming back welcome back you fucking cowards
>>221651956all my grandparents died in their late 50s early 60s due to consequences from substance abuse and i hardly knew them.in fact outside of my direct family i know nobody else that i am related to.
>>221651956cool nan, I used to listen to ABBA with my grandpa
>>221651956bet she was piped loads
>>221651924luv me feels
cant believe maddie's parents were innocent all along, and it was just some german fella
actual thomas the tank engine page
>>221652027scuh-reaming
>>221651968she is>>221651991rip your nan>>221652007sorry to hear that >>221652010Abba are genuinely good imo>>221652011been with grandadberg since she was 17, he was a chad who used to ride a bike and wear a leather jacket
kino is back
>>221652050>been with grandadberg since she was 17ask her what free love was
well, /brit/?
>>221652073stop watching cuckold porn
>>221652073lmao done him
>>221652082i drive
>>221652082i'm alright
>>221652110stop watching cuckold porn
>>221652052Neighbour used to watch this. I couldn't believe someone younger than 60 would watch this boring shite intentionally.
>>221652128stick to tiktok you fucking queer
>>221652092>>221652097it peng though
>>221652082I fix computers
>>221652122Free love and sexual liberation was a real thing you spastic >>221652137Bet you have never even planted a flower
>>221652138try sph cuckold porn
so Arsenal came close to bottling the league again but then they won it
popping down to see my new allotment on the weekend, quite exciting
>>221652027poo shriek
>>221652157What have you put?
>>221652082I arrest niggers
came 5 times the other day and have been sick ever since.
>>221652168excuse me
remember geese? yeah, what a flavour of the month that shite was
>>2216520274chan
>>221652184What have you planted?
Yea im ready for summer alright
>>221652190Pat the zoomies on their heads. They tried.
>>221652183love him or hate him hes spitting straight facts
>>221652190think there was one song that i listened to and thought "yeah that's okay" but i can't even remember how it goes now
>>221651403You can even see her areolar glands
>>221652146I know it was a real thing, but randomly bringing it up when it wasn't mentioned is a sign of a fixation. You are a porn addict.
>>221652190they are ok but nothing special
reading a piece of japanese literature (self inserting as the bullied/humiliated shota character)
>>221652202nothing yet haven't visited the plot, i think there's a couple of fruit trees left by the previous tenantmight be a bit late in the season to plant some things but will try and set it up for a christmas harvest of potatoes at least
>>221652237Good lad
>>221652190they've all gone woke has even gotten to our lakes, had enough of it
anyone want to go see dillinger escape plan with me
>The Dillinger Escape Plan is an American metalcorepass
guzzling gay gonadz
anyone want to go see fire escape plan with me?
>>221652260bit gay looking
>>221652284whats wrong with being gay?
my mum said tony soprano is 'oddly handsome'
Lars Ulrich cant play drums properly no more
>>221652284>guyyyyyyYYYSSSS, stop toolin' around, we're supposed to be COOL
>>221652292I agree
>>221651953Just begging to be sucked on
Jus got goosebumps listening to Lana Del Rey. American treasure are lana is
>>221652284Just begging to be sucked on
speaking of gay male bandsi saw the trailer for that paul rudd/nick jonas movie and it looks INCREDIBLY gay
>>221652289leviticus 18:22
>>221652299officially lars uncrich
lars ulrich playing the enter sandman intro on my bollocks
more has willy has a escaped trans
>>221652320are you having a laugh
might post a naughty pic
>>221652324he is rich but he cant even play his own fills
>>221652320how can you shag a man like a woman anyway he doesn't have a fanny surely
I need to get my willy escape plan engagedAka, vis a vis, getting my winky out
>>221652355>getting my winky outof the cage? x
Best Metallica song - Damage Inc
>>221652371Those cages are going to be in museums someday
dead, you're all deadTo my surprise, one hundred stories highPeople getting loose y'all, getting down on the roofFolks are screaming, out of controlIt was so entertaining when the boogie (which must be the american for fire) started to explodeI heard somebody saydisco inferno(Burn baby burn) burn that mother downanother child orphan
>>221652082I deliver groceries
instagram keeps showing me this stupid fucking picture of this stupid cunt in his gay little boots and massive jeans and tiny jacket i don't want to fucking dress like that fuck off fuck off fuck off
>>221652450yeah not that good is it
>>221652450mound rich
>>221652450blud looks like a canadian jester
Some chud In the psych ward was getting all loud at a female staff worker and smashing doors like he’s the big man then stfu when 3 massive lads came as back up lmao. Literally looks like pic related too
>>221652491Why u in the psych ward blud
>>221652491Why are you mental
>>221652491How does it feel to be a ZOGjanny squashing the incel uprising
slapping my fupa
>>221652504GBH (self defence) and criminal damage >>221652505I was diagnosed with ptsd, schizophrenia (bullshit diagnosis) and a personality disorder
once nodded at sean bean in a hotel and he nodded back
>>221652491None of that exists your having visions
love the bit of hoi4 where you just build up before the wars startsame civ6 building my little citieslove going tallate going to warwish more games could fulfil that desire but skip the war part entirely so i don't have to restart just when it really gets tickingclosest recently was probably foundation but that game has a pretty hard cap on hours you can put into it
mom and aunts are talking about sex and sucking cock
>>221652527id have shagged him up the arse
>>221652527why lie
work in a psychiatric hospital and one of the more erratic patients keeps asking about 'the chud' who screams at the nursesno such patient existsvery sad
the mrs
>>221652551None of that exists your hearing voices
me personally? well, i prefer mercury rev to the flaming lips but that's just me
>>221652579I lov her
nanananananananananananananananaBATMAN
>>221652579deuteronomy 22:5
a hityou have chimped my pineapple
I am Fares Metwally Mohammed, and I am full Irish R1b.
>>221652596she's wearing lady's pyjamas
Thinking about ordering edibles into the psych ward but worried if they plaster “THC edibles” or something bait like that on the packaging
>>221652584It's Brazil tbf. He's probably trying to bang his cousin on the couch and can't focus with the chatter.
hi hohi hororke's mum is a hoewith a shovel and a stick and a black man's dickhi hohi ho
Asteroid almost blew us up
>>221652610i think that would be deeply stupid of them
>>221652520>(bullshit diagnosis)why do you say that
>>221652603and i'd do it again
>>221652627station
>>221652586our mrs
>tfw no latex gf
>>221652624Because I don’t have any auditory or visual hallucinations, they said it’s because I’m “socially withdrawn” but im like that because I dislike the people here
well that's itthat's officiali'm not the most mentally ill cunt in here anymore
Got a moustache and ill be drinking coca cola as soon as i get homePretty much mexican me
that pissed ive got an idle animation
I am NOT gay
>>221652661it's fucking wednesday
don't want a latex gfsounds expensive and i'd have to wear a gimp suit and be all "ooh yeah call me master" and thatdon't want a gf who wants me to talk to her like i'm sarumani'll have a nice plump normal gf thanks
>>221652681yeah it isno toil for me de laddddddd
might watch a fillum
>>221651403>>221651458Sauce
co-worker asked me where I stand on Drake vs Kendrick and I said Led Zeppelin and he asked who they were
>>221652699Mind if I recommend 1? Would that upset you?
>>221652718i hope you smacked him in the mouth
>>221652718
co-worker asked me where I stand on Israel vs Palestine and I said Nazi Germany and he asked me who they were
>>221652718why did you say led zeppelin
>>221652720go ahead. ive got a list but undecided so a suggestion could win the day
>and I said Led Zeppelin
co-worker asked me what I fancied for lunch and I said Led Zeppelin and he just looked at me
>>221652730Lie fucking on
>>221652718how old is he?Should have said Drake sucks btw
>>221652733BWEEEEENWEENELEEEEEN
>>221652736I was just playin tho hahaha you know what I'm saying, you're not upset are you?
>>221652718how would you feel if you didnt eat breakfast today
>>221652733said it to indicate I was more a rock than rap bloke>>22165275320
>>221652736First Reformed
>>221652762im crying :,(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oeiBL_JdR4I'LL GO NO MORE A-ROVING WITH YOU FAIR MAID
>>221652749you reckon
>>221652777Would have felt fine as I often skip breakfast
Best Zeppelin album?
it's 1 in the morning i don't want to watch a scene from a fucking Paul Thomas Anderson film even if it is good for fuck's sake
UTB.
>>221652797The Best of: Led Zepellin
>>221652779he should know better
>>221652797tough onei'd probably have to say, "the best of led zeppelin"
>>221652797dunno if i can argue if it's the "best" but my favourite is physical graffiti
caca
rorke listening to "the worst of led zeppelin" and getting really really really angry
casinoglengarry glenross this sporting lifezulufield of dreamsharry browndarkest hour the good the bad and the ugly
>>221652797mothership
>>221652797Probably Physical Graffiti for me
>>221652807>>221652810>>221652812its in the convo top3 definitely
>>221652797IV
even their last album was pretty good, if you've not heard it, you should give it a listenit's definitely a plant effort but its still alright
mumberg texting me angrily in bed because i'm sneezing too loudoh i'm fucking sorry for having a cold
>>221652839*tucks you into bed and kisses your forehead*
>>221652839want me to come round and sort her out?
>>221652826cheeky bastard>>221652827+2 for PG>>221652834interesting>>221652836havent heard it, will check it
leftiepops & rorkie
I honestly alternate between being a rorke and leftypol
>>221652856rorke changed man
black horsey changed rorke
>>221652852*slaps your forehead with my scrotum*
Facetime was probably always a crock of s**t. That camera is for taking selfies!
I'm English
haven't seen gingerpaedo in AGES!
any patriots in
sfw board
i WILL move to the Land of Enchantment.
>>221652955>still seeing ads in current year
>>221652972corr
>>221651403I hate my life I am 23 and just lost a job after calling my boss a cuck but hey you know it's sad that now I am saving up for school
need to fart
>>221652418 You need a Plan.
shall be playing cyberpunk 2077 soon
currently texting a trans woman
>>221652955this is allowed but ponies arent, huh?
>>221651403the fact she exists and i cant have sex with her is deeply immoral
>>221653023I’ve never had occasion to do this in my life
been chewing gum since this morning and my jaw and head are aching now
shall be playing cyberpunk 2077 later this year
me? an englishman
having a drink and exploring my house with a gun
>>221653029sister has a mate with tits so big they make fart noises when she moves sometimes
me? an irishman with an english heart
new>>>/mlp/43242765>>>/mlp/43242765>>>/mlp/43242765
>>221653069omds
>>221653047wish i could play it again for the first time. kino game
>>221653069this really isn't the new.
cant fall asleep, its over
>>221653073>>221653073>>221653073
>>221653023whats yer dad want?
