pint gf edition
>>221656190brown eyes are nice
honestly think boomers were right about a lot of the bad things about the eu. when you look into it. problem was cameron took brussels up on meme shit like the closer union wording instead of things that actually harm britain like the financial regulations hypocrisy
got my penis out
https://voca.ro/146dpkR2Xcnl.
>>221656203have quite literally 0 idea what any of this meanscompletely clueless about most things me
>>221656198alri Van Morrison
bet it was easy as fuck to get laid in the 60sno such thing as an incel during the summer of love
>>221656210sounds like a clip from the howard stern show
Genuinely had a panic attack last night when I was trying to sleep because I started to think about my future
Might go buy some Russian oil x
>>221656208get it done
just took such a big bong rip that my children's children will be born stoned
I HATE DOGSSHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>221656236yeah don't do that it only ever leads to negative thoughts x
>>221656255woof
>>221656256Impossible not to. Only happens when I turn my screens off and go lie in bed
>>221656271*destroys you*
right that's me off to greggs
i'm genuinely not racistno joke
what’s an insult for Turkish people if you call them cockroach will they understand that
>>221656301not being racist is racist
>>221654417ktim
>>221656315if you call them middle eastern they get upset
>>221656236For me it is when I think about my past
Was playing mafia the definitive edition. Gave up half way through, dogshit game
might go to sleep and wake up at mid day and then do nothing #unemployed #neet
>>221656374it's an okay game but it feels and plays very old
>>221656424giwtwmI'm off to toil to do nothing except uncomfortably and while I pretend to do something
just done a big poo
just caught the bantavirus
>>221656190wish I had a pint to hold right nowcould take or leave the gf
Just farted x
whenever you see a japanese person who can speak english it's like woah
Had a very Chinese looking taxi driver the other week and he spoke very posh EnglishSort of scared me actually
>>221656481when I went to Japan it was surprisingly common to find people who spoke English, it's not that rare any more
any newspeak man in
koreans have got to be the most mental asians
Really don't like how the first thing you see with a Google search these days is an awer from an LLM (sometimes it is helpful desu) that scraped its data from reddit so the answer you're getting could be from some fucking redditor parroting misinformation.
rorke calling pizza apizz like off sopranos
might become the world's most mental asian
>>221656518it's good innit
>>221656526that's going to be very difficultlots of competition
>>221656494Used to work with a kid like that. He'd go full Cantonese with customers he didn't like, so we put him on shift with the gay Chinese kid to translate.>He speaks perfect English... like English English. His accent makes me hard. Why the fuck do you assholes have me here translating for him.>Keoi gong gan mat?Waa ngo zi keoi gong gan mat je gwaan jyu ngo!>That's why. Julian, can you please go run some dishes or something before you clock out man? The saat saai sojau baakjan routine is giving me herpes of the soul.>Yessuh. On it, suh.
>>221656546We didn't even make the cut :(
>>221656543alright, this one's just funny and I wouldn't even be mad
dez's chinese child
>>221656575Where do you think Reddit, Youtube, and Home Depot get their info?
There is no single "most mental" (insane or craziest) Asian person in history. Psychiatry and psychology generally disavow diagnosing historical or public figures with clinical illnesses from afar.
The Jerk Store called, they're fresh out of you!
>>221656598As a spicy beef patty, I find that both hard to believe and incredibly offensive.
>>221656598*jamaican voice*jerk store?
>>221656597What about Mao Zedong?
>>221656597>>221656622better yet: Pol Pot
>>221656610>>221656611comedians huh
How many germans can you fit in a mini cooper?About 25,000 if you have a shovel.It's a joke of course as the "dresden bombings" never happened.
>>221656637The Australian drag queen?
>>221656598what's the difference, you're their all time best seller!
sticking my finger up my hiney
six bloodclart eggs steven
>>221656665>>221656624>>221656602can you come wrangle this guy and bring him back to the general where he belongs
the attractive mixed race girl wasn't on shift at the petrol station today :(
>>221656684he'll tire himself out soon
>>221656684nah he's your problem now x
cant deal with this humidity its actually making me want to chuck up
>>221656689love seeing fit girls working menial jobs and imagining our lives together
lovely fucking bars
Was just walking my dog and some other guys dog went for mine and then he just scowled at me like I was in the wrong. What did I say? Nothing What did I do? NothingSuch a pathetic worthless coward fucking hate myself
got absolutely niggered on cheap gin last night woke up sweating and feel like i’m going to be sick and or shit the bed
what do they talk about on /cum/
>>221656727we blogpost
>>221656723what brand?had some of my worst hangovers ever off the gordons
>>221656684How about this - shove it up your fucking arse
ring ding ding ding ba ba this is the crazy frog ba ba
>>221656727burgers
>>221656727probably less than we talk about black men and their willards
>>221656748yeah, and you talk about sausage rolls and greggsthis is okayit is our cultures
so how about those black penises huh?
>>221656758I was making a dumb joke no need to get all defensive about it I didn't mean to offend
>>221656773oh its okay, my post was completely sincerewe really do talk about burgers sometimes
mad how /brit/ mogs every other generalour drivel is so much more advanced than everyone else's
putting "advanced drivel" on my CV under skills
>>221656713Are you getting real bars or pressed chinese shit
>>221656758You ever had a Gregg's sausidge raule in a doritos bag? It's like brownbagging life itself.
im fairly certain i suffer from “the nice guy syndrome” as formulated by robert glover in the book no more mr nice guy
>>221656798real, got a doctor who will prescribe anything i ask for
>>221656803last time I visited England I had a "cornish pasty" from some local shop, was pretty good
>>221656816you know the so-called cornish pasty was actually invented in devon
>>221656809I'm jealous of that you bastard. Real xan is a miracle
BJJ IS SO FUCKING GAY
still thinking about new mexico...
now even my own supervisor is telling me to avoid contacting the toilfu but the forbidden love aspect just makes her more alluring
>>221656816Pasties can live... Most meat in dough can live. It's easier to make it good than it is to cock it up.
do outback abos live in mud huts like proper tribesmen or what?
i have never felt the desire to cum on a woman's face
Rorke learning about brickwall compression
>>221656713Have you had Clonazepam do you think it will help with job interviews
>>221656821yes but devon pasty doesn't sound as good
>>221656831bizarre post
>>221656827Whatever happened there…
>>221656844I fux with Devon Pasty.I fux with pasty Devons.
>>221656837I would only find it hot if it was someone I didn't like or had no respect for, I wouldn't like spaffing on the face of someone I had feelings for
>>221656837I know a turkish girl who loves that actually. Asks guys to pop on her face instead of inside her fan.
>>221656827oh it pengit pengaleng
>>221656843yeah, i actually prefer clonazepam but i'm stuck with xannies for the momentit really doesn't matter what benzo you take, the only difference between them is how long they last
>>221656852Stop drowning fish in garbage batter.ItIsEasierToMakeItGood.
>>221656827>>221656870Carlsbad Caverns and White Sands are both kino and should be on everyone's bucket lists
>>221656869cor
Please help me, I’m being raped as we speak.
>>221656879nigga got possessed by egyptbot
Keep cats out your garden flowerbeds with this simple 35p pantry staple
>>221656837done it on girls only when i had it done to me and had to wash spunk from my beard and hair did i realise it was a bit grim
>>221656879I don't even like fish and chips I find it bland and massively overpriced
>>221656873Some guy on here told me I might end up saying to the interviewer that she’s got nice tits or something is that possible?
>>221656891it's cinnamon
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mB2mvbhHpEk
>>221656894s
>>221656890 .
>>221656899yeah if you take a retard dose, however you might also just pass out at such a dose
I feel a goon session coming on
I will visit New Mexicowhat should I do there (no breaking bad jokes please)
>>221656898>I find it blandIt's easier to make it good!A whole island of Ea Nasirs sitting on veins of pure copper... I dnae understand.
>>221656924I'm holding off until a particular JAV title drops that I'm waiting for
>>221656925let a spic bum you
>>221656921But if I just take a small dose I’m good?
Tucson Arizona was founded by an Irishman who fought with the Spanish and was military governor of Northern Mexico n the apache injuns called him the red captain
>>221656936oh that's not-
>>221656925do the cucaracha
>>221656941for clonazepam i'd recommend 0.5mg if you have no tolerance
Sommer ray pretending she’s a DJ is very funny
>>221656925>>221656880
>>221656925I'll go with you x i mostly want to see Santa Fe and the adobe neighborhoods and buy a chihuahua and wear a big cowboy hat
>>221656943what were all those irishmen doing working for the spanish back then
I can only do 5 pressups before giving up
>>221656966Thank you sir
>>221656976that doesn't concern you
>>221656978today I did 100 in 4 sets of 25
eating a barm
im not going to the office you can't me make
>>221656976Spreading the True Faith to the New World n that. Irish pop up a suprising amount in LatAm history.
>>221656979no worries m8, 1mg is also probably safe, but more than that and you'll almost definitely go full retard
told someone I supported west ham and their face scrunched up into a look of utter disgust like I might as well have told them I was a child molester
live your myth in rio rancho
>>221657006
>>221657022lovely chebs but why is she holding the phone like a spacker
>>221656837I enjoy doing that. Especially after abstaining for a week so I can have a bigger load
the world's largest pistachio in alamogordo, new mexico
>>221657042Dunno I’ll go ask her
>>221657068ktim (the woman)
>>221657063Really want to go there too and get a pistachio milkshake.... fvvvvck i love USA!!!!
america is so cool and weird
>>221657063right well that's not a pistachio is it, just a big model of one
this is the guy who will inform you when WW3 starts
>>221657131does he have a wife who specifically requested that haircut or what
>>221657131bluds wearing a gold Minecraft helmet
designing a human-propelled helicopter
>>221657153pretty sure that exists
training every day to represent England at the poo Olympics, India 2027
Living on the dole with my apache gf
>>221657159i mean the propellers are humans
despise americans
>>221657173>Steve, mate, you're gonna want to swing faster, or we're all going to die.
>>221657184Fuck you dickhead!
If you have glasses or are fat or have ginger hair you can never get into an argument with anyone
>>221657146>wifeThat is intentional vagina deterrent
Zoby finished the last of the chicken nuggets so I'm having spaghetti-o's for din dins
>>221657205I disagree>t. fat ginger binoclard
>>221656967would probably rip my cock off from wanking if saw her arse bouncing on a bbc
>>221657205I'm a bit fat with glasses haha
>You want to put it where? But I poo from there.
>>221657225sounds like the bbc being present is what's more important to you than Sommer
strange place
wank complete, don't really have any plans for the rest of the day
>>221657205only brits have that prejudice, no one else anywhere cares.
>>221657244The BBC is always on the scene
why do they insist on posting pics of her from over a decade ago
ginger arse was made to get fucked by me
glup shitto
>>221657267Because he's a fat inbred yank doing his bit and can't ever move on
there's a jew on good morning britain pretending he was in the holobobs
>>221657225Her arse isn’t even all that
>>221657247Gorgeous
well??
>>221657267probably because she's a bit past it now
>>221657267She's still pretty.
is creuset good or a meme?
>>221657254Right well im posting in /brit/ from Britain clearly talking about other British people
Might go Brimham rocks at the weekendBit far to walk all the way there so perhaps a bus to Pateley Bridge then walk it from there
>>221657296Let it stay Let the world be enchantedHang the no-fun police
>>221657296Nice to see they've honored Obama with a statue in uk
>>221657306wind your neck in or ill take a shit and wipe my arse with your beard you smarmy little cunt.
>>221657304It's very good. High quality ware that should last 20 years minimum before needing replaced but can go longer with proper care.
>>221657284Even if he was born as Dachau was being liberated, he'd 81 years old.I know you guys are renowned for suffering politely, but you can call people out on obvious bullshit.
>>221657304as in the cookware? It's good, I've used and abused several pans for years including a cast iron one that's used virtually every day and they're still fine
>>221657306done that freak right up the urethra
>>221657304Yes it is good but it's also expensive and heavy so may not be right for you
Holocaust survivors are like suckers, theres one born every day
One of the most satisfying parts of running your own business is suddenly being the big man who gets asked if he could give a job to unemployed nephews and such.One of the worst parts is actually having those useless little cunts as employees.
Why do americans keep trying to fit in?
>>221657345Watch your mouth mohammed
>>221657345Because I loooove you
Love me Emma Watson, love me Emma Watson's farts, simple as.
>>221657345They're obnoxious idiots. I'm surrounded by them daily.
>>221657367x
You are american and that will never change
>>221657345this thread bows to yanks, you try to fit in with us
got yanks filtered so if you're going to talk to them do it with the reply button so I don't have to be reminded they exist cheers
>>221657380magba
imagine living here
I'm American by birth but culturally British
filters are for cucks>wahhhhh i can’t bear to even look at certain posts!
>>221657404You are American
>>221657373in the vein of testing the limits of God's powers do you think that Emma could produce a fart so foul that even you don't like it?
I'm American but I'm an appreciator of British culture
nebraska...
smornin x
>>221657380I thank God daily x
morning dee lads a morning dee lads x
>>221657430God bless Centralia
>>221657365ngga you in /brit/ now
poo and stuffx
>>221657430giddyup pardner!
>>221657411For now. Soon I may be British and even your neighbor who knows. Would you welcome me in your home please bong?
>Henry married Catherine de' Medici, a member of the ruling family of Florence, on 28 October 1533, when they were both fourteen years>The following year, he became romantically involved with a thirty-five-year-old widow, Diane de Poitiers. Henry and Diane had always been very close: the woman had fondly embraced Henry on the day he, as a seven-year-old child, set off to captivity in Spainer
>>221657441smells innit
>>221657450Noncery
>>221657380You're goddamn right.
>>221657445I love cowboys!! >>221657438That pic is alaska actually >>221657440Youre my favorite overseas colony <3
>>221657446You would be welcome in my home but you would still be American, that will never change.
he got a hidden disability if he never had it he would have worked all his life x
yanks built /brit/
>>221657467Ok that's fine with me as long as i get to cuddle with you a little bit
job interview on friday moving on up in the world
kinda mad and scary how one day you’re young wild and free and thoughtless then you go to sleep a few times and you’re 28 and you’ve got a mortgage
sorry but you can't convince me there exists a condition that makes you smell like shit and fish even after you have a wash
Hard to imagine that heaven is even better than USA
>>221657453BRING OUT THE ROYAL NONCER!>(but which one? They're all nonces)
>>221657494>you’re 28 and you’ve got a mortgagehaha yeah
>>221656198i have brown eyes x
Think it's all a bit blown out of proportion
>>221657422They grow the food that makes me big and robust and healthy
do love when a pint of tennents has that little foam chimney sticking out the topdon't get that with a lot of other beers
business idea: beating the same gimmick into a pulp, become unrecognisable by anyone but a select few freaks
I know it's mean but sometimes I see a woman who says she was raped or sexually assaulted and I just think nah not looking like that you weren'tReally need to get out of that mindset because it's very nasty
>>221657555A hole's a hole is a hole.
>>221657462corr may hefta plop a pooington-en-seine
another day without death . give me peace
https://www.thehealthy.com/hydration/things-that-dehydrate-you-fast/What.
>>221657570diddums
>>221657555tbf it's rare that i see an old fat woman and don't think she was probably really pretty in her 20s
>>221657543phwoar propa good scotch beergood memories from me youth on tennants
(8) All the boys at the bar sipping cool champagne (8)
>>221657591this but unironically
tennents has a horrible after taste like vomit going down as well as up
Listening to the latest America First with Sir Nicholas J 'ntes
is there anything i can do to solve getting hard water from the tap? i think its ruining my laundrypreferably something that doesnt cost 3000 pounds
>>221657609racist prick have a heart why dont you
>>221657598i was being unironic
>>221657608yeah but it's iconichttps://youtu.be/pRAbCF9OGhwwould kms if it were the only option though
one of my housemates keeps doing weird shit like stealing cutlery, plates etc. and trying to get into people's rooms (everyone locks their docks at all times now) and I suspect they think I'm the one doing it because they've stopped talking to me completely
>>221657618literally no lolnot for laundry
>>221657644tbf the cutlery might be in the bin
>>221657644phwoar super rare kittingtonshire diss
>>221657653well yeah I think I know who's doing it and I think he's too lazy to clean it and just chucks it awaydunno who's trying to get into people's rooms though maybe there's a ghost
>>221657647bastard tories
>>221657618What's a water softener go for these days? You can add things to your laundry (salts) to pull the carbonates and sulfides and hydroxides off of the calcium and magnesium, but certain things, like rust, need surgery or treatment.
30 in October. Done very little with my life
need to shag one of the women at toil but they all just see me as the autistic office mascot. if any of them even was made to think about sex with me they'd kill themselves for being a nonce molesting the disabled
>>221657659go away for a week and when it keeps happening they'll know it wasn't you
wanking a willy with the ring of my anus
>>221657674think that realistically might be my only choicecheers anyway
another 2mg xanny straight down the gullet
Heaven is pink twink pussy
>>221657679early october or late october?
reroute hs2 directly over my spuds!!!
not sure if i find ninajirachi attractive or not
>>221657722late
>>221657709Get a lab done on it first - see what's up. If it's just a matter of getting a little salt tub put in line, I can't see that costing a kidney.
>>221657734well fuck you for being a sc*rpio then
>>221657679At least you have a job mate
>>221657749oh yeah true
wankbadger!!!!
my hannah waddington sex arse still haven't arrived :/
>>221657755spunkmushroom!
find it weird that yank kids aren't required to wear school uniforms but then i think really we're the weird ones for having them
>>221657752Cunt
>>221657756but youre a brown gay man
>>221657763Because they want the kids to get bullied for not having fashionable clothes so the parents are forced to go buy a load of them on a credit card Boom
might wank to horny pics of wwe women
wow, arsenal really won the league huh
phwoar just shagged a womans arselegally consensually
>>221657793Sex is hot
all in all, you're just another brick in the wall
>>221657785ngga youre gay and brownwho you fink you arestfu
No Kim not like this
>>221657803no wun lissens to pink floyd dip shit
>>221657811not really challenging is it?
>>221657763Our private schools have uniforms
>>221657826Not really u see, after many bummings the asian boys hole took the white guy's 8 inch bwc without even a whimper
>>221657824they made us listen to it in school every day
>>221657842i was referring to wearing a maid outfit but ok
>>221657851fair enough
>>221657846shagged a womans Rse to that songlegally consensuallyrellt dug deep
Doing a read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Bonerz
brown arses are nice. not blacks, but pooey ones
>>221657834i know lad i've played bully
>>221657861all in all, you're just another dick in a hole
image your prospective gf reading all the shite you post on here
If you never had a pink floyd phase then you never had a drug phase simple as
>>221657878One of my worst fears is a catalog of every 4chan post I've made being leaked to the public
>>221657878she would love it
>>221657808bizarre how you got this impression from that post lad
>>221657886wring. she would get the ick
fancy boots or fighter boots?
hopeless romantic all my life i guess :/
>>221657878He's a man ina dress and posts on pol.
corrr tha first zyn of the day init
oi nah but get it made tho
pink boys
>>221657878I share screenshots of my posts with her
new>>221653073
>>221657909Be a real man smoke fags
walked past the ex toilfu this time last week. hope to do it again . just to glance her face is like to look upon the virgin mary
my face a 10 my body tea
>>221657918My ex toilfu
>>221658016>>221658016>>221658016
Treating myself to a last minute WFH day since I can't be fucked to go in. As far as shekelstein need know I have a cold.
>>221657888ngga i know youyyou post dailyyoure gya and brownthats like the definiftion if brasilianand you act like ityou stupid faggotted asshole
