Friendly British lads edition
>>221658016He's being bummed isn't he?
something's got to change
>>221658016looks exactly like me but with much nicer lips
>>221658016So this is what you all look like
>>221658028:)
You can save only 2
This fart sounds like a follow through.https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779254830708744.webm
hate the apps but there's no other choice
>>221658050you must be incredibly low IQ if you're fooled by this
*record scratch**freeze frame*>yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how i ended up in that situation. but to tell that story we have to go back to 9 months ago
>>221658049the crocodiles
barberberg has raised his price by £2. bastard
another raped day in my shit raped bastard life for fuck sake
if you’re arguing with someone and they call you fat cunt what can you even say back
>>221658071for me it's dundee united
>>221658085Depends if you're a fat cunt or not.
>>221658085im not a fat cunt so that doesn't work
>>221658085nothing. just admit defeat and shove a doughnut in your fat gob about it
How do I get rid of warts on the bottom of my foot?
>>221658087seen jim goodwin filling his tires at the asda petrol station
>>221658049with 450 million I can simply buy another wife, gf, mother and friend
>>221658103FOY bait
>>221658049I would never have a mistress. I am faithful. Your hypothetical does not apply to me.
>>221658085Body Slam
if you're arguing with someone and they cut your ear off with scissors what can you even say back
>>221658087for me?shaggina non-brasilian RAT arse
why don't all the trannies just go back to transylvania where they came from
hate passive aggressiveness so childish if you have a problem with me I’d rather you just say it
>>221658049Friend and $ it is
>>221658085I know you are but what am I?
yanks itt living like this btw
Blind date: Jonathan, 23, a student, meets Katie, 27, an environmental campaignerJonathan on Katie:>I think we both felt the age difference a little bitKatie on Jonathan:> He was lovely, but we’re at different stages in life and I felt a bit old for him.quite understandable, that age gap just isn't surmountable. They're at completely different stages in life. It borders on being morally wrong, even.
its annoying that you're all so set in your anonymous ways because i'd love to set up a remote online business with a couple of /brit/ posters
I’m no longer transphobic
>>221658144i wouldnever shagyour arse you ugly cretin
>>221658152California where she's an ultra rare white blonde woman and has her choice of 6000 niggas begging her to be her bf.
>>221658154lmao
Can’t even work up the courage to get a haircut I’m so pathetic
>>221658154fucking elldats nuffinkwhen i was 17 shagged a 23 year old bird
>>221658169she's so fucking bad
Cutting off fat cunts ears with a pair of scissors
>>221658169youre a didguting heathen
how does one meet people as a sensitive young man of 30 years old?
>>221658154kate was hoping for a refugee bbc
>>221658191yor beown dick will be limp while ill be shaggin her arse in the corner you pathetic immigrant
>>221658154mad how i could just tell this was the guardian right awaycant relate to bourgeois brits melike another species
>>221658205You don’t it’s over. Go Thailand find some gold digger if you’re that desperate
>>221658205JUST SHAG HER ARSE DONT ASKSHE WILL LOVE IT
>>221658214looks like that gimp from stranger things
>>221658214fit
>>221658235SCREAM
>>221658213ofc its guardianwoke bullshidd>>221658214
>>221658154You’re making a joke but they aren’t wrong. Obviously for sex that age gap isn’t an issue but if they want to find a relationship they are at different stages in their life. 27 is close to unc status at 28 you need to be settling down, 23 is still just a baby he’s in no rush he doesn’t need to take life seriously yet.
(8) All the boys at the bar sipping cool champagne (8)
>>221658214I convert for she
>>221658237>>221658235stfu you mong
>>221658016Would destroy his ass n spaff in it
>>221658205tried doing it the 'authentic' way by meeting one in the wild but its a waste of time if you don't have confidence, in the end i had to use hinge
Spursbros why is Tel such a fucking retard
>>221658254ngga garn slap your mouf you posat me broat meyeh?PUSSyole
>>221658262Good lad
>>221658251honestly not saying this as an insult but you are on the spectrum
>>221658154screaming last girl i slept with was 21 and i'm 30 lol
>>221658281Don’t think so I got tested when I was an actual baby
>>221658277ngga dont even be sprekken bout spurs yodiss spurs fre breadingtonbergo had enuff os spurs already senpai ye get mengga im the onky true spurs fan on 4chanrest of demfuggin tiuristsfuggin plastic no eaynoim only local spurs fanits not a choiceim not spurs by affectatiobITS MY LIFESO SONT SPEAK BOUT MY SHIDD NGGA
Hey guys, Rorke here.
>>221658329ngga imredy to slap a ngga
>>221658154whats.mental is shes genuinely uglybut hes also uglyholy shidd
>Hello Gamesmaster>On the game Faxanadu I can get the ruby ring but I can't get any further. Please can you help?
crazy how vine was tiktok before tiktok was a thing and it's basically memory holed now.
>>221658370Vine was tiktok without the goon bait
>>221658370zoomers talk about vine like it was the holy grail, but in it's time, vine was hated
currently listening to Australian legends Dead Can Dance
>>221658370it used to be music.ally
can’t even afford drugs anymorethis is bad very bad
waiting for a deliveryx
>>221658154Incredible he was able to bang a chick, even a 5/10 chick, looking like THATLucky bastard
>>221658381nah nah nahvine was way better than tok tiktik tok just vaoid whores being vaoid whoresvine was people actually creating stuff like not jjst being vapid
tiktok is a chinese cyberweapon meant to destroy the minds, attention spans, and willies of white westerners
just what is it that you want to do
https://files.catbox.moe/hf0tcn.png
>>221658428I want to worship a PAWG's ass
zack polanski:dodgy council tax affairs lives in a 5 million quid housedidnt even bother to vote (not even registered)much bizarreness and lies about his breast enlargement hypnotherapy historylied about being a red cross ambassador lied about working for the ministry of justice why does leftypol like this weirdo?
>>221658388for me?the saints
>>221658409I didn't mean that vine was literally a first version of tiktok
>>221658421Do you want to have another go at reading the post?
>>221658421ngga he didnt banghe was a pussy
>>221658461the mandem
sir queer harmer
>>221658461all that money and they still choose to dress like that. very strange
>>221658428ngga stfu
>>221658461fuck off little manguck off to /epl/ take your ifftopic bullhsit elseheereyou fucking pos
Reform, with 0.7% of all MPs, featured in 25% of BBC’s 10pm news bulletins over the last 12 months
>>221658362>faxanaduNICE
>>221658483You have damaged your life beyond repair if you know who these people are. Grow up.
>>221658483I think when you have money it's important to wear garms that outwardly express how money can afford to waste, so that birds know you're rich at a glance.perhaps not if you're like a billionaire or whatever but in the bracket deano footballers are in it's very much a requirement
popping to the shop, if I miss my delivery I'm going to kill ben disraeli
>>221658439Nigel Farage:gave us brexitaccepts bribes from billionaireslies about accepting bribes from billionairescaught accepting bribes from russia says deporting people is “physically impossible”doesn’t want to take orders from Brussels but happy to take orders from IsraelWants to scrap the nhs Wants more Indians and less polesWhy does rorke worship this frog looking cunt
>>221658483the wealthiest friend I have (owns his own film production company) dresses like shit. Nothing but oversized athletic wear
>>221658483Timber is the only who’s dressed semi normal
>>221658526surely this means you know who they are then. meaning your life is beyond repair.
>And whats worse is, I was the only one dressed with any semblance of class, I had a freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirt, quality grey chinos and my brogues on paired with sunglasses
might get bummed
declan rice dressed like a new york puerto rican lmao
22 years… not a peep
>>221658537thats why i aim high and vote Lowe
please call me a yank and tell me to fuck off
what is it called when you masturbated with your friends in the woods when younger and still think about it but have no attraction to men otherwise?
>>221658603Fuck off yank
>>221658618closet poof
>on level 12 of Prince of Persia on the Gameboy, how do I get past the mirror image of myself?
Need her to sit on my face and fart.
>>221658618timmies be weird asl LOL
>>221658666>>221658652
might bang the central heating on
Meanwhile paedos get suspended sentences
>>221658618I did lots of gay things with my mates, we would kiss and make out and go from there.
>Keir Starmer set to celebrate Arsenal's historic Premier League title by doing more than any Prime Minister in the last 20 years by reducing immigration numbers by 70% - although experts say he has already done this
>>221658714
>>221658714He really is the goat
Rorke got so triggered from seeing a Polish shop appear in his town that he voted Brexit and got 900,000 third worlders instead. Will never stop being funny.
Death is an illusion because our soul never dies.
>>221658641PoP was my fave game as a youngster
>>221658714too little too late.
ruddy nora
>>221658779Damn
>>221658771So....just stop reducing numbers then?
>>221658779ugly and rancid
>>221658779AI slop
>>221658793bizarre reply
Sir mohammed ziaduin yusuf
Need to rub my cock on a twinks ass really bad
>>221658779is this that disabled slag from tiktok
>>221658832Well what do you want then Rorke? Immigration is too high and when someone is actually doing something about it and reducing it you say it's too late, so what do you actually want? Shall we just stop reducing numbers because it's too late? WHAT DO YOU WANT RORKE? I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT
playing subnautica x
>>221658855You’re not even gay just a horny virgin
>>221658877take a day off mate this is just weird
>>221658879The new one?
>>221658891bit rude isn't it. i can't be gay even when wanting to shag guys then can i. hmph
What would you do if someone gave you a first edition Charizard Pokemon card in mint condition?
>>221658894If someone is doing what you're asking, but your response is "too late" then what exactly will make you happy?
>Hello GamesMaster. On level 2 of the Immortal I can not work out which order the three gems go into the three circles. Can you tell me please?
>>221658929No I’m just letting you know.I used to be like this then I got a girlfriend and realised I was never actually gay
>>221658911nah
>>221658942must be exhausting being this stupid
>>221658951Yeah that's probably true and I'd be over the moon if a girl like Ruby wanted to be my gf. But I have done sexual things with guys before irl.
>>221658971Why do you keep avoiding the question? It's a simple question. What exactly do you want Sir Keir Starmer to do if what he's currently doing is too late?What. Do. You. Want?
>>221658988He doesn't have an answer mate. Its rorke youre talking to.
>>221658988you're very weird Adam. this place has genuinely done something to your brain
mad how nu christians are like 'wait until the pope makes the call for another crusade!!!!' ok what about the calls he makes to love your neighbour and care for the poor?
>>221658988I want him to travel back in time and stop immigration
KWEIR STARMER OUT!
love how brinnies think this nasty little country would be some sort of paradise without immigrants.
>>221659047it would be vastly improved
>>221659047it would bemy area has been devestated by themsit in your ivory tower scumbagYOU DONT KNO
>>221659056Still have to live with disgusting working class Brits. I literally see no difference
>>221659047authoritarian shithole thats literally used by zionists to beta test their technology before they role it out on europe and the US
>>221659072still an improvement
Going in for a third poo this morningRidiculous scenes
i wonder is there any drink combining beer and coffee?
>>221659072yeah? get out thennonway youre britishget out browj pos
what's your favourite warhammer character lads?
>>22165911440k or fantasy?
>>221659114Shiesty Locz
>>221659106i invented poo posting
>>221659114Rorkeon the Neverchosen
>>221659127>The scribble drawing is my defense Kys shitjeet
>>221659108stout
>>221659021Fake story, and if it’s not then he drew the woman way thinner that she would have been
>>221659070I used to live in a diverse area and it was fine. Ethnicity is not important. Wealth is surely more important - poorer areas often have crime, regardless of ethnicity.
Oh please not this gimme vibrant poo people and jungle chants
>>221659161ummm immigramt gangs? fuck offyoure ignorant
ngga ummigramt gangs take over shops bully other shopsyou kno nuffinkrhey are cretins
>>221659142beer for normal people i meant
>>221658154Have noticed how every time it's always the woman that's older
>>221659236duno why you're asking then
>>221659236Madri
>>221659185As I said, I have lived in a diverse area. I had no problems living there. You're looking to blame minorities for all your problems because you're stupid.
>>221659265phwoar was lissenin to.motorhead erlier
>>221659263first time i hear about that
>>221659268fr
>>221659268well i had lots of problems when i lived in a diverse area
brown people rape whites because dey poor
>>221659297One of the best bands of all time de lid never going to be another one like them
If you're going to embrace foreign cultures embrace Germany not American Groid
I'm Chinese
>>221659268no you dont know that in some areas their are genuine peoblems of immigrant gangs taking overbuying uo shops on the highstreet that then become used for nuffink coz no one wants to use them while they bully other shops and at same.time uses these shops as fronts for money laundeing and selling drugsyou literally know nuffink bout where i livethis is a genuine problem and i have sen police come down do raids in these peopleive lissened to people talk about these gangs doing intimidationyou are fucking ignoranthis isnt like a general crime problem. this is immigrant gangs. youre telling me if they were gone some local gang would overake? ni thats not howit wojrs. itsimmigrant gangs xoming in selling drugs overtaking shop spaces and bullying other shopsyou are ignorant coz you dontkniw this is happening or howyoure a fucking moronthis is no larpthis is deadly seriousand the issue isyou just dont actually know because you dont live where these things happen"oh i live in a diverse area"thats juffink to do with anyfinkheres the problemyou fink antiimmigration is automatically racistnopeople can have issues with immigration for.non racist reasonsand you can have issues if immigrant gangs come innand ruin your areasso fuck offyou ignorant posyou literaly dont know unles youre living itand yourennotfucking cuntgtfo my breadberg
>>221659268I live in a diverse area and a two blacks stabbed each other right by my house the other day the incident is so unremarkable that people just walked on by
am i Shadow banned? can you see my post
luterally people complain.about these immugrants teying to assault their 12 year old daughters. immigrants intimidate.shops and.if they dont comply they drive a car into the window and smash the placeyou dont fucking understandyou posfuck offim so fucking angrysome woke dickheadwho has no experience"oh u live in a diverse area"this thenproblemyou fink people are antiimmigrajr coz if racismnoyou haveno fucking clueyou luttle sxumbag xuntnah nah najim dun.dunim dun wiv dis cuntfuckimg pos.
i just did something…
incrediblethenwokust fucking leftfucking incredibim dun
>>221659429;)
sucked my mates cock in a game of truth or dare that got sexual when we were 13 still mates now and it’s never been brought up
>>221659483and why did we need to know this
>>221659458nah nAh nahwokists in ky countrytjese fucking lrftist wamktars who are ignorantyou know whati.am leftim support socialismbut these fucking woketard cuntsthey dont knowdont understandactual fucking problems in communityjust sick of itsick of itsixk of it
funny how the most vocal anti immigration types all seem to be most active during the hours where the average man should be toilingmaybe if we didn't produce consecutive generations of lazy work shy bastards we wouldnt have to fill the void with imported mystery meat
>The Reform councillor who wants to turn Eccles into the 'UK's Dubai'Based Reform bringing Sharia law to the UK
>don't want to work>don't want to breedliterally what is the point of anyone born post 1990
cleanup crew outside emirates oh my days
>>221659458But first....coffee!
Third spaces
>>221659509everyone is wfh these days you clueless incel mong
off tomorrow so I do believe I shall be getting steaming tonight
>>221659509what the fuck are you talking abohow is someone supposed to produce sifferent kinds of peoplegenetic engineering?wt in fucks name are you talking about
We all hyped for rick and Morty movie? Pickle rick lol Szechuan sauce lmao get it?
guy on Slack has put an Arsenal badge next to his name and when you hover over it it says "champions!"fair enough
>>221659591A freshie no doubt
doesn’t it feel like gym culture is everywhere now? it’s so narcissistic that it’s disgusting, what’s up with that?
>221659429no your posts are just extremely boring and not worth replying to
>>221659622what is gym culture?
>IS THAT A CHILD'S CARTOON????
Der Ewige Boomer
>>221659622what's disgusting about it
>>221659579yeh the service industry is propped up by wfh>>221659586the hoardes are prepared to work jobs that natives aren't, instead of coming down hard on the lazy bastard pandemic we opted for the short term fix of importing labour
>>221659644no it won't the young uns will mature and vote for sensible candidates
>>221659622It's a reflection of the times. The gym is niggerish.
>>221659622>it’s so narcissistic that it’s disgustingMate this cope has been exposed a million times by now, just say you're a lazy slob
>>221659644Only old people vote and Trump is the Zogdolf Fuhrer to old people.
this is the man who will break the news that WW3 just started
>>221659672Nothing sensible about being a judeo-capitalist rightoid kikeslave.
>>221659509>gov sabotages the countries own industries to deny its people from holding any form of power over the government because it fears the people>fears them so much it decides to replace them too>You: WHOY ONT GOT BLOOD FUTTEN JOB EH? IT YOR FOLT FOR CUNTRY BE SHIT INNIT
>>221659652more people than ever with unremarkable physiques who are acquiring inflated egos because they pick something up a couple of times per week
>>221659671domt talkSHITim talking about wealthy immigramts huying uo property and instating gangsyou dont know what youre talking sbout
>>221659692Kerry Livgren on a mad one.
>>221659703you seem to have an inflated ego despite not doing anything
>The gym is niggerish
>>221659703You jealous?
>>221659703you bent or something
>>221659692I'm going to post him on /mu/ and say he's a 23 year old zoomer rapper. Devilsh.
I want to fuck a woman so bad
>>221659703
cant begin to imagine the post cum shame as you pull your cock out of a lads hairy arse and waddle to the bathroom to wash his arse juice from your knob
>>221659718my twitter profile picture when i'm indian
>>221658049Mother and money easy
>>221659748B:
>>221659716LMAONice one you fat yank shitI SHOOOOTMYYYY DROOONESONLY FOR A MOMENTAND THE MOMENT'S GONE
>>221659748Gays feel no shame unless they are religious
>>221659748Imagine gay sex often, do you?
>>221659717>>221659745i go to the gym which is why i notice it, cope on. you are probably one of those zoomer mongs in full kit vanquish or gymshark wankers with mediocre lifts, right?
>>221659812you seem deeply insecure
>>221659729ask any woman which physique she prefers and i guarantee the majority will instantly say left, only men are impressed with rightbuilding a physique that impresses men is undeniably gay
>>221659821you’ve been caught
how many of you lads have tried sticking things up your bum when wanking?
Something like this should do the trick.
>>221659869no need when i can death grip myself to completion within 2 minutes
>>221659869did an old toothbrush handle with lube and did not enjoy it
>>221659855not really but you do you seem really insecure mate. raging about gyms for some reason. very weird
>>221659826It’s true, gym men have an obsession with becoming larger at any expense even when it’s covered by a huge layer of fat and then they’ll jerk off together about how impressive they think they look
>>221659826I'm a manis it gay to build a physique to impress myself?
>>221659869A few times it was alri
>>221659869Used to have a gf that would stick her finger in there while blowing me and I swear those orgasms were so fucking intense. Have tried recreating it but it's not been the same, she must have had a special touch.
>>221659826Both those physiques require the gym, the one on the right isn't designed to look attractive
>>221659889you are bame
>>221659876whe I was little I thought Hulk Hogan and Chuck Norris were the same person
>>221659936you are incel
>>221659729he became zangief
spent two weeks in Germany and I will never say a bad word about British public transportabsolute clown show, literally every single train and bus was late
No but all jokes aside if you missed out on being ripped from ages 16 to 25 you really REALLY missed out
Apologise.
GamesMaster, I keep dying in Quack shot!
>>221659970I knew you had to be since >>221659675
don’t think i could ever hold a gfs hand if i knew her fingers had been in my arse
all the fit girls at work obsess over timothy chalamet, makes me realize i could never comprehend the female brain because to me he just looks a bit odd and definitely not something that should capture the appeal of every woman
>>221659986sorry spent what could have been my gym time having sex with the gf / fiancée / wife instead
>>221660013ok incel
>>221660032your cousin doesn't count
>>221658133what message did you post that prompted this?
>>221660049yeh good one incel.
>>221660046Imagine just giving her a kiss on the forehead
>>221660016power of social media init
>>221660046no "martial art" where simply slamming her down into the ground would be illegal can be considered a serious form of fighting
>>221660054>>197800483
>>221659993no
>>221660106meow meow
>>221658049Wife and $450 million
>>221660076and then raping her
Have been feeding the crows dog meat treats and now they fucking love me. Only taken a couple of weeks and the fuckers are accosting me in the street, brave little bastards too they just come and land right next to me and wait to be fed. Reckon the next step is probably to get them eating out of my hand and then eventually can have them sit on my shoulders and bring me gold coins they find. Already getting mired by the locals who see me with my new friends so surely I'll get a good reputation for this.
>>221659978They also introduced a €30 or so ticket so every train is packed to the rafters
>>221660079scr>>221660106lovely edit to the original
Peter Ian Staker
just learned that dax is a current children's name
>>221660167its a planet in ratchet and clank 3
>>221660167it's short for Darren
pipi popo
ummy worms
>>221660137where are you getting the dog meat
>>221660167like that fit star trek character
>>221660137>Already getting mired by the localsAye scraggly looking bloke who's followed around by crows famously a great look
put your penis away
still dont understand why we shouldnt rejoin the EU like whats even the most notable argument against it
>>221660212local strays
right well that's a gay image
>>221660227sovereignty
new>>221660273
>>221660166corrlove eicky gervais karl and steve
>>221660227ay
>>221660058dunelm
