everyone that goes to the gym seem to be miserable, autistic and insecure runts with awful personalities and zero likeability.

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corrrrr

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>Push yourself out your comfort zone!

>>221660303
>weather app
dangerous game that

>>221660303
Are you in Orkney or something? Its meant to hit 30 where I am on Monday

pooing and fgarting today

>>221660302
well this just seems like projection

>>221660321
nothing to hide me lad im a proud south yorkshireman

>>221660227
most intelligent remainer

>>221660273
>Women
ew

>>221660302
just use the swimming pool desu

>>221660303
>>221660328
Ignore me i was looking at the lows didn't see the highs

>>221660336
whats actually improved since we left

>>221660355
what got worse only because we left the eu?

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Why didn't you wankers tell me that Ask Jeeves is dead

>>221660355
Would you ask an ex prisoner what improved after they left prison?

>>221660371
trade deals

>>221660262
Would an independent Texas have more sovereignty than Texas as part of the US? Maybe not, because Texas alone wouldn't be as powerful and wouldn't be able to enforce its will in geopolitics as much as the US together can.

>>221660374
do we look like the news?

Previous OP was more than a little noncey.

>>221660379
such as?

>>221660374
nigga must be 100 years old by now

>>221660374
AI killed Ask Jeeves :(

>>221660371
Erm there's this thing called a pandemic?

Scots be like
>Uhhhh yeah lets have independence so we can fill our country with more blacks

raoul moat

>>221660386
who gives a fuck about power, the soviet union was powerful too but people still lived in snowcaves in siberia lmao

>>221660395
not sure let me ask gpt quickly
The UK lost the benefits of full Single Market membership. Key sectors hit:
• food/agriculture (sanitary checks, export health certificates)
• fishing
• chemicals
• manufacturing supply chains
• small exporters
• financial services “passporting”

Financial firms in London lost automatic access to EU markets and some operations moved to cities like Amsterdam, Paris, and Frankfurt.

Researchers from Aston Business School estimated UK goods exports to the EU dropped by around 27% between 2021 and 2023 compared with a no-Brexit baseline. 

Japan

The UK signed a continuity deal with Japan after Brexit, but some analysts noted parts of it were slightly worse than the previous EU-Japan arrangement, especially around agricultural quotas. 

Canada

The UK failed to fully roll over the old EU-Canada relationship into a permanent new deal. Temporary continuity arrangements existed, but negotiations stalled, and some preferential terms became less certain than under the EU framework.

South Korea

The UK copied much of the EU–Korea deal, but parliamentary committees warned the rollover agreement created complications and potential disadvantages versus the original EU setup. 

Australia & New Zealand

These were brand new UK trade deals rather than inherited EU ones. Critics — including UK farmers and some economists — argued the UK conceded too much market access to agricultural imports for relatively small economic gains. Government estimates projected only tiny GDP increases from these deals. 

Trade deals that became less valuable

A lot of Brexit-era “new” trade agreements were basically copy-paste continuity deals from agreements the UK already had through EU membership. The problem was:
• the UK market alone is smaller than the EU market
• the UK lost leverage negotiating alone
• supply chains became more complex because UK and EU content are now treated separately in some rules-of-origin systems

>*poops and cums*

>>221660374
I remember I used to type searches to him in full sentences because I thought that was how it worked



I dont mind in principle being tied to Europe but the existing bureaucracy known as the EU are shit and gay

>>221660302
this but for npcs that watch streamers, consume slop entertainment, post on any social media

Men have a warped idea of what women are into. Most popular physique for women is the dad bod. They all prefer it to the gym fit muscular toned slim look.

>>221660455
nah that was the lockdown phase, women want twinks now

just give up your right to live in an independent country for globalist trade deals bro please bro please just give up your sovereignty for le bond markets bro please

>>221660439
Hope you said please and thank you

>>221660429
nary a fucking particle

Chatgpt, tell me why I should mix bleach and hydrochloric acid in my kitchen sink

Hi Jeeves mate, how's it going? I have another question for you to answer today, feel free to take your time as I know you must be busy. What is the surface temperature of the Sun?

why is the door gunner scene in FMJ so funny

>>221660429
so nothing actually concrete then, just arguments and conjecture.
from what i can see just one singular datum provided.

>>221660455
If that's the case how come no woman has ever put her hands on my soft hairy belly?

>>221660485
grow up

>>221660472
Thank you I'd say yeah, also hello before the question. What a wally

nigga said datum

>>221660462
why was it changed for lockdown?

>>221660485
Because the film is a comedy at the expense of the viewer. Kubrick is making fun of gormless war movie enjoyers

I always ask ChatGPT and Claude "what do you think of this?" lmfao

>>221660508
perfectly cromulent word

>>221660273
The dadbod cope got exposed a long time ago

EU immigration was basically just europeans coming here to work, brexit immigration is boats full of somalians and afghanistanis

but muh sovereignty

>>221660516
wow, that's deep

would love to see the gf shared by a couple of congolese lads in their early 20s

nowt on the octopus energy wheel of fortune again this month

>>221660302
Unlike you who clearly comes across as a bundle of joy eh

drums used to be so boring back in the olden days but now theyre so good

>>221660496
Economically, the broad consensus among institutions like the Office for Budget Responsibility, Bank of England, London School of Economics, and independent think tanks is that leaving the EU reduced UK trade intensity, investment, and long-run GDP relative to remaining in the EU.

The UK’s own fiscal watchdog, the OBR, estimates Brexit will reduce long-run UK productivity and GDP by around 4% compared with staying in the EU.

dno lad seems pretty baked in to me

Fuck's sake. Got really drunk last night and just got a message from the GF saying " "

>>221660575
You can't put a price on taking the country back.

>>221660585
You're treating her as a sexual 

>>221660547
Yh mate other European countries totally aren't full of wogs now

you lads take any supplements?

>>221660575
it was an economic hit that the british people were prepared to take in order to get the country back, but it didn't pan out the way people wanted it to (immigration got worse)

If you're going to blame the country's problems on immigrants and get them deported, sort your own shit out first. Stop littering. Clean the front of your homes at least. Learn how to talk instead of defaulting to screaming. Otherwise you're no better than the immigrants you shit on.

>>221660547
Thirdie immigration has increased all over western Europe in that timeframe.
The main problem was the Roma from Slovakia and Romania. They've actually kept the muslims and Africans at arms length they're that bad.

>>221660632
grow up

>>221660632
well said

>>221660632
difference is i can act however i want in my own home, wouldnt go into your gaff and leave an unflushed jobby in your shitter

Mad how Christfags believe in uhhh saving the refugee and loving thy hecking neighbour but noooo it's different this time we promise

>>221660472
my da does this

>>221660632
I dont litter or scream and I clean the front of my home. What's your fucking problem?

Fucking hate wogs myself

>>221660608
sometimes i sup on the poonerg

>>221660683
You can but you shouldn't. You just act like that because there's a complete lack of respect nowadays and you're probably a prick. I see more natives who lack respect for their surroundings and contribute to the filth around than I do immigrants. That is astonishing.

>>221660608
On the magnesium and thiamine
Do see an increase in concentration if paired with a lot of caffeine (more than if I only had the caffeine)

>>221660563
blatantly rigged but I still hope every time I try

>>221660731
>>221660632
This is the type of stuff your gay uncle posts on your local "Spotted in X" facebook groups

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>>221660747

>>221660608
zinc
mag
vit d3

going to take a day trip to Oxford next month. anything to do there?

>>221660709
Mate we at /brit/ condemn all forms of racism, be better

>>221660747
screaming at this

>>221660762
Reckon you could come down here and suck my sweaty fucking balls sweetums?

Non-whites are the worst for littering

Wonder how many regulars there are here, if that means posting 3 or 4 nights a week at minimum
I love it here and rarely miss a night. Not really sure why I like it so much as I'm not even a VF

when did the phrase 'cheeky nandos' die?

what if im a christian but my neighbours a prick

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>>221660791
I've been posting here since proto-/brit/ in 2013

I think Ruby probably has a lot more meltdowns than she ever admits to. She seems overly sensitive to the most basic of things and her crying could range from anything from finding out no one wants to publish her book, her parents saying they can't drive her somewhere, to not getting PR from a company, or finding out people don't like her outfits. Showing herself crying, taking it down, not explaining it is all attention seeking. She is still just an immature brat that has nothing worthwhile to show for. I still don't find any of her education or degrees as being impressive, as she isn't doing anything with them. Just a waste of time and energy. Pretty sad situation considering her age.

Come on come on yeah more passion more energy more passion more energy oh yeah oh yeah come on come on come onnnn bosh come on more energy oh yeah oh yeah oh yeahhh come on bosh more energy get with it o h yeah get with the system get with the flow oh yeah more passion more energy oh yeah oh yeahhh come on my son oh yeah

need to stop staying up so late

impacting my work de lad so it is

frotting at the mouth

>>221660762
I went to the old bookbinders pub last time I was there
It's great
Alehouse with a french bistro kitchen
You can sip on a pint of bitter while enjoying a french onion soup
What more could you want?

Would rather talk about Ruby's fit sister

27 year old zoomer called other men 5 years older than him uncle

>>221660825
irish niggas be like

Wish Ruby's fit sister would post pictures of herself in a one-piece swimsuit

I'm deaf in one ear so I will start posting about Ruby's shit sister

Anyone got any idea of what I could have on toast? Getting a bit sick of the old butter and jam lark :/

has anyone bought jeans from m&s before

>>221660805
>But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Prick, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou Cunt, shall be in danger of hell fire. Matthew 5:22

Ruby's shit fister you say

>>221660809
need to stick it up her, that'll sort her out

>>221660873
yeh

>>221660869
I've been having peanut butter and jam for the past week and really do not see what the fuss is about and why the yanks love it, it doesn't taste like a combination.

>>221660886
any good like

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>has anyone bought jeans from m&s before

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>>221660836
>>221660855

He likes 'em big, fat and juicy

>>221660762
could get bummed by the oxford bender that used to post here if he hasn’t died of aids yet

>>221660873
rorke

>>221660873
no but I have other trousers from there

Reckon I could heem every cunt in this thread

>>221660890
It's nostalgic kidslop

>>221660896
alri for dossing about in

Why is so much of /brit/ from Glasgow

>>221660926
are you hard as nails or soft as shit?

>>221660926
Well you'd batter me for starters

>>221660902
mp4s like this make me think how weird people are
you happen to be born as a girl who grows up into a sexy woman and you become an object, just a human body with curves and bouncy parts in all the right places. not a person with a mind but just a human body for other people to stick their hands on and around

Why did they get rid of the poster counter

>>221660966
It was deemed racist

>>221660941
its two people from Glasgow and 7 people in total from the solent area for some reason

had a nap and woke yo with my willy all hardington

>>221660966
Exposed my samefagging

>>221660973
You lot should have a meetup and maybe all bum each other senseless

>>221660973
soylent

>>221660404
we got vaccines before europe because we weren't centralised through the eu lmao
>>221660429
state of remainers

The gym is a runtcoded activity.

>>221661004
t. fat cunt

>>221661004
He types at 11:44 on a Wednesday, making sure to put a full stop and a capital letter to look big and important and serious to all the lads on the pooshitwank thread

>>221660991
romsoy

>>221661018
owned that plonkwaffle

>>221661011
Nah just not a runt and have better things to do.

Never been fat
What's it like?
Must be fun to eat what you want all the time

>>221661034
Which is posting here

just another day in my dog shit life

>>221660966
woke

do homeless people just wank on the street or what

>>221661034
Like being fat?

lifelong fat people are often very emotional people

more than anyone else I know, people that have been fat since childhood often start crying for seemingly no reason

people that got fat later in life don't do this

is this a unique observation or something everyone knows?

>>221661071
Dunno about homeless people but I do yeah

>>221661091
That's just women mate

They should have urinals in men's toilets that you can wank into

>>221661091
let's be honest if you're fat as a kid it's abuse from the parents
maybe rare examples where kid is so mentally ill that parents cant deal with it but fundamentally its parental neglect and child abuse
and i'm not talking about a little chub that is natural and comes and goes but proper fat kids

>>221661018
>>221661029
If proper punctuation isn't second nature to you you're probably thoroughly wogbrained.

>>221661102
Frogs do this

godless orientals

https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1779255967733609.webm

>>221661102
used to just spunk everywhere and not attempt to clean it up when i wanked in the toilets in school

>>221661137
Whenever I'm alone in a public toilet I piss all over the walls and floor for no reason

>>221661126
no we don't

get the fucking niggers raped

how do british girl's feet taste?

Sacked Tranny was saying the other day sometimes he'll be in the women's loos in a cubicle and just stroke one out all over the toilet seat. Seems a bit rum if you ask me but then I don't know about all this trans stuff.

Does transexuality just mean you can go into the ladies toilets now if you need to and claim ur a lass. At football games it'd be a bonus cause the line for the gents is massive at halftime

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>>221660902

>>221661202
Probably because only 5% of the people at a football match are female.

coming up to 12pm
the spergs and freaks come on, like clockwork every day

>>221661158
i like pissing in the sink of the mong toilet in work
wank in there too

>>221661215
You're correct, not sure why you told me
>>221661219
let's not pretend that isn't this entire board 24/7

>>221661158
>>221661224
dickeds

going for a drink with an norm foid later

corr doing a poo on a wenchoids face later

composing evil incel music on Reaper

>>221661250
which nationality?

>>221661287
spanish

not a fan of 190's new whacky turkish character so he's going on the filter list

mad how people think upvotes = agree and downvotes = disagree

Gfberg is Chinese a bought me a rice cooker without prompt. I’m never going to use this thing, I can cook rice in a pot on the stove, I don’t get it

>>221661306
When I used reddit for a bit I always instantly downvoted my own post

>>221661306
not really that mad is it mate

old people scare me theyre too old

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>>221661335
yes I suppose when you compare it to insane things it doesn't seem that mad in retrospect

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Ruby has horrible taste in books. My sister gifted me the Secret History by Donna Tartt some years ago and it was so crap, got halfway and realized if there has been nothing good so far then I may as well stop reading

>>221661307
phwoar hes me

>>221661307
the so-called cronem

>>221661385
donna tart is awful

>>221661385
more like dunna fartt

why did the art in dragonball z get worse during the androids saga?

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i admire his courage

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>>221661385
I'm having flashbacks to the time she was claiming she'd read Call Me By Your Name multiple times cover to cover despite clearly not even skimming a synopsis. Her total knowledge of the book was 'it has peaches in it and is set in Italy'.

She then included some footage of her messily jamming a peach into her mouth on a trip to Italy while pretending to reread the book. She claimed she'd just "forgotten" about the peach scene somehow.

>>221661415
not sure what you are conveyijg

but haaland hasnt wun an epl inn2 years

mental

maybe i am blackpilled and furious

>>221661424
It didnt, it just got brighter. DBZ started in the 1980s and the early namek saga had 70s style soundtrack then upgraded to cool guitar intros

how in fuckd name donyou lose to bournmouth

POS

Very cold but suspect if I put on a jumper I'll be too hot

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>>221661445
well there's certainly one peach in it

>>221661451
the woman looks longingly at haaland but there's a cronem in the way

>>221661456
boring, pointless webm

>>221661130
nice belly there

Can’t watch WEBM on my phone, not mad about it. Never seen one worth watching

scranning a kentucky fried cronum

>>221661474
corr good wapu diss

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>>221661471
seethe on if villa win the europa we'll be in the champions league. mbappe playing in front of 11,000 at the vitality bet that's what he dreamed of as a young lad

did the man kick the ball did he

>>221661445
right well, i've just looked up what that peach scene is

right well xD

>>221661439
love that he goes straight for her minced up arsehole right off the bat

Need a side hustle

>>221661512
mbappe should be playing FOR bournmouth nevermind at

>>221661439
wonder where this lad is today

MBOKO
NGUBU
MBAPPE

>>221661553
need a poo

oh wait

poo in transit

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>>221661554
good post

>>221661489
why not?

>>221661571
‘mr evil’ in the eppy files

sorry guys my mental health is acting up

not on track with dietberg for my summer cut so thinking I may as well just sack it off and get steaming this weekend

one of the teams of ball kicking men did something naughty and now they're not allowed to kick the ball

>>221661619
shut up

went to bournemouth in 2024, was a complete shithole too many immigrants, too much graffiti, everything was run down and grotty and old and sweaty, just a deeply unpleasant place

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you're at the montague pyke when this woman approaches you and says she and her husband saw you from across the bar and like your vibe

a collection of atoms did something

>>221661638
you're making it worse

>>221661646
did they though? Or was it all just atoms jiggling?

watched the daredvil final
bit sad

>>221661641
heard it used to be quite nice now its full of skag addicts

>>221661641
should have left your migrant hotel then paki

Start putting mass gaining powder in her drinks. More cheese on the pizzas. More chocolates in the milkshakes. Get her fatter and get her fucked.

>>221661456
i'd suck those massive chebbers

>>221661645
I'd frost her turds

>>221661679
nah i went from the station then down that winding road down the hill and it got worse the closer i got to the centre. Sorry if i hurt your feelings mate

>>221661680
Start buying her them fancy coffees from starbucks that are like a trillion calories. Girls will never say no to one in the morning and one in the evening and before you know it she's 800kcal above her usual.

>>221661681
nah would never touch a massive whore like dat

>>221661713
not an option I'm afraid as she's jewish so she can't have crustacean shells

new jimmytalks out

>>221661645
not surprising the most goyraped paper in britain would promote cuckoldry

>>221661713
Yeah I did that with one girl and saw the results very quickly lel
>>221661732
Sorry that our feeding weight gain fetish isn't kosher mate

>>221661741
ngga kno wun knows whAt that is

its like me telling everywun

we all gatn on the creetin hop

>>221661754
JimmyTalks

>>221661747
umm thats actually the guardian

of course, only in her vagina

>>221661456
devastating titmog

>>221661713
>>221661680
dont get the appeal of this fetish at all desu
take a fit girl and make her fat and ugly, yeah mint that

Jimmy Talks Construction is an Australian construction podcast focused on real conversations with builders, contractors, tradies, and business owners across ...

>>221661767
ngga shut up

>>221661774
they’re both shit but the telegraph is owned by axel springer se which is funded by the cia

>>221661790
You will do nothing to stop me

oo yeee bruce put some plarsterboard on there

going back to the gym could be the move

Wish I could start a podcast about people doing my job (network engineer) but it's so fucking niche and boring that nobody would listen to it. I fucking wouldn't anyway. Have to be a right nerd to actually give a shit about the latest developments in wi-fi

>>221661793
why did god bother making so many planets?

just remembered monkeypox

>>221661811
ye? shut up

>>221661811
always an audience for it, no matter how niche
give it a go my son x

>>221660419
Many Russians look back fondly at the USSR because they had better lives, especially compared to the 90s, when their power significantly declined

Also how do you think the UK became wealthy? Because we colonised the world and profited from colonial resources

>>221661815
so we can reincarnate in different worlds instead of the same one over and over again

hi guys today we will be going over packet routing and switches but first a moment from today's sponsor: MeUndies

mummy made dinner
push the peas and feed them to the dog

Me? dont have interests at all, nothing interests or shocks me, ive seen it all and im ready to die. I've embraced death, you see

Channel 4's new programme Raped on Sight

>>221661855
use code RORKE20 for 20% off your first purchase

Arise Sir Eva Green

12:41pm

>>221661887
pull my finger

something's got to change

>>221661892
bet this sounded hilarious in your head

Eastenders but the Queen Vic is turned into an ice cream parlour

>>221661892
That funny is it yeah?

Would you still love me if I were a little rorke chudcel?

*sucks teeth*

>>221660302
proper dystopian that we've distilled exercise into being in mono colour room lifting metal in the exact position to grow muscles that are aesthetic for 3 hours a week

>>221661930
>>221661940
post some side splitters then, since you're both comedic geniuses

Like a girl with a little bit of belly
like pinkpantheress

>>221661946
ooooh i feel a video essay coming on!

Nominating myself for rear of the year award

>>221661811
undeniable necessary job
But fuck me, how boring it is. You do all this work and maintenance keeping a system which essentially just ends up being able to give a lot of people wifi thats hard to hack

Like the very end of countless hours and maths is an office work of people can be in the same floor but get the same experience as they get at home with their own wifi

Pottering around the house

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>>221661955

wasn't phil mitchell's son a bender

>>221661955
i promised myself i’d only fall for a pretty girl who actually likes me back but beggars cant be choosers sadly

>>221662048
she's the perfect body type
Nice bit of belly and meat on the legs but can carry it well
>>221662052
Thought you were bent or is that another Malaysian

>>221661306
Have to remember most people browsing that website are ignorant zoomers

>>221662050
phwoar propa good post diss

>>221662008
Yeah it do be like that. Have to say wifi controllers have got a lot smarter in the last ten years or so,being able to auto negotiate so I don't have to actually adjust anything. If it's acting up too badly just give everything a reboot and let it figure itself out.

Main benefit of the job is that it's such a dark art to people that nobody (including my boss) has a clue what I actually do on the day to day. This gives me tremendous scope to just fuck about and do nothing almost whenever I feel like it.

Another temple has burnt down in Japan. Curious...

>>221662082
zainichis innit

>>221662063
i've recovered

>>221662067
also loads of indians

>>221661954
it was a good post

>>221660303
I've just booked off tomorrow until next Thursday, 7 day holiday in the sun

lady garden

>>221661471
Pep is finish in England, bastard has extended Sharteta's job by 5 fucking years at least. He's a shit manager we'll be the only top club stupid enough to offer him a contract. First prem in 22 years marred by that lego fraud

>>221662124
For me it's lady gang and lady lyne

>>221660453
>I dont mind in principle being tied to Europe but the existing bureaucracy known as the EU are shit and gay
you just don't like them because they're race communists that hate you and everyone like you, that's really the only issue