caw caw edition
first!!!
>>221670290first the worst
massive mohammed subedish
leftypol next door putting his ear defenders on when rorke dons his primal scream shirt
>>221670290FUCK FUCK FUCK I wanted to be first! SHIT. Nevertheless in the spirit of good sportsmanship I congratulate you on your victory.
Think "Chris Spargo" might be AI generated by (((someone))) to slyly push an agenda, its like someone put the "dull men uk" and "casualUK" type into an AI blender to create someone who'd appeal to them
>>221670254Alri there Bruce Springsteen?
Ok that coat goes HARD
it pie night
rorke rubbing his chin suspiciously when the bloke on youtube is is talking about colours of milk cartons
>>221670270
>>221670342Has big lad been stretched 'pon the vertical axis?
>>221670374nosy bugger
howl rorke sus :')
>>221670342she cute
I can't wear white shirts because I'm a slob that drops food and dribbles drink all over myself
>>221670342wonder how many of them have shagged her
>>221670342milf sexo
>>221670395my parents always used to have this on it was so dull to me but back then we only had one tv no internet or anything so what were my options
>>221670398Ktim, every time I get a new white shirt I drop pasta sauce or taco mix or something that stains it instantly and permanently
downloaded eafc 26 cause it was free on ps plus incredible how dogshit it is. a game from 10 years ago (fifa 17) is genuinely better in it in movement and dynamics
>>221670395start dressing like this
>>221670427It's a very comfy sleepy show
>>221670398>>221670440ktim
is he right?
trying to find this piece of lost media
>>221670447woke banned it mate
willy smells like bbq
>>221670427yeah it's boring as fuck but that's part of its charm
>>221670457yeah
>>221670441is that what PES became?
>>221670457dead banter
sick of the woke anti white pro lgbt agenda
>>221670395miss the days when even the scruffiest lads wore jackets and ties
>>221670457Let the Chinaman win
any updates from catberg?
Women are beautiful, elegant, delicate, pure, innocent, intelligent little flowers.Men are beastly, violent sweaty, hairy, grotesque, stinky, evil, rapeful, ugly, barbaric, hideous monstrous vermin.
>>221670487it would have been over if you attended the tommy robinson rally the other day however you didn't attend
New York I love you but you’re bringing me down (because I don’t live there)
people were being rude to me today. must look uglier than usual
>>221670503The latest reports claim catberg's on a mad one
dont think anyone my age is bothered about gta vi after the huge disappointment that was vlil zoomies might care but everyone else has realised they'll never top iv
last of the summer wine reminds me of chocolate chip muffins because mumsy used to buy us a muffin to have on a saturday evening and we had it while last of the summer wine was onate it off my plastic lion king plate
>>221670525tastefully sagging
Hot insulted by an ice cream man once after buying a whippy from him. Totally out of the blue.Fucking bastard nonce freak who do you think you are? I fucking pay your wages.
Just seen some tits and a fanny
Visiting my parents, mad how unpleasant they all are in comparison with my girlfriends family Literally just a collection of blood-related autists and narcissists with the worst crab-bucket mentality you’ve ever seen in your life
>>221670457dont know what that means
>>221670559should have launched a molotov cocktail through his window
>>221670503caught the scrantavrius
>>221670564how
>>221670525women get the slightest bit of attention online and immediately become whores
Might convert to Shintoism x
>the worst crab-bucket mentality
>>221670581here>>221670525
Las Malvinas son Argentinas.
might convert to kneefingerism x
>>221670525I thought she was fatalso I've just clocked that a good amount of tiktokers from that era went into pornography
anyone noticed how you can't have deep conversations with women as you do with men
blub blub
you lads remember the first porno you wanked over?
I love pussy
>>221670616she wasmust have got on that 'zempic
>>221670457treble 20treble 19double tops
Just found a fuckton of caterpillar lads in my veg garden. Reckon there's going to be a lot of dead caterpillars tomorrow after I get down the shop
>>221670619my experience is the exact opposite of thisthink the only man i've ever been able to have a real conversation with is my dad and that's mostly been out of necessity
>>221670633that has an entirely different meaning
having my cake
>>221670634
>>221670270why are these niggas black
>>221670634Lexi Belle in a video about a mother teaching her daughter how to shag
>>221670605thanks that's quite nice
>>221670634First conscious wank was some chubby redhead page 3 girl and my first accidental wank was extremely amateur step-sister porn filmed in some conservatory between some obese bloke in a vest and a very chavvy girl
>>221670609They were always British. We discovered them and settled them. We are the indigenous people.Whenever Argentina faces domestic economic problems then Argentine fascists want to launch an imperialist war and genocide against the Kelpers.At least Chilean gauchos visited the islands after we settled them. No Argentinians cared about the islands until you invaded them.
>>221670634my first completed wank was after watch a late night erotic thriller on friday night channel 5 shagged a big bear that i'd won at a local gala until i spaffed on his chest
>>221670660no it's notthe meaning in both cases is to point out two things that are mutually exclusive
>>221670634some blonde bint on babestation
>>221670525she’d still look good with an oiled bbc opening her up
>>221670670
White women obviously make normal milk.Do black women produce chocolate milk from the boobies?What about Asians, do they make soy milk?
>>221670698ye but one is a moral question and the other is a physical impossibility
>>221670714soy and chocolate are plants
>>221670707:)
large shadows wagging
off to aldi in a minute to get some more booze
>>221670694>friday night c5 smut based route into wanking the wilbert
>>221670723Mong
>>221670694Very telling that you didn’t pretend the teddy bear was a girl
>>221670633hs?
>>221670735Get us one of those trans gfs while youre there x
who the fuck are frei burg
>>221670723woman is plants too
>>221670735quit the booze lad
>>221670342The restore Britain group photos are usually shockingly normal lookingThis bunch are a bit odd though...
listening to Clipse. not for me x
>>221670741he was wearing a bow tie not sure female teddy bears even exist
What’s your biggest regret lads?
>>221670735grow up
>>221670726
Wonder if Bin Laden would have played basketball if he'd been raised in America
>>221670669his face always makes me scream
>>221670741
>>221670715it's not a moral question it's still to point out mutual exclusivityit just takes for granted that a dick in the arse excludes you from heaven
>>221670771not being outgoing enough in primary school. thats where i went wrong. nothing could be changed since then
>>221670787blackburn mentioned
>>221670647that's 157 mong
>>221670764>>221670772dont want to so fuck off>>221670749dont know waht the hell that is
>>221670787Fulham is due one. Next year
>>221670787two red years in a rowbluemongs on the ropes
>>221670342Nazi scum need them all executed
>>221670786yes exactly but you dont need to take for granted that a cake eaten can't remain on the plate. thats how it's not the same. thanks for taking part x
>>221670776love thislove animals and love cute things
>>221670771self-harming
>>221670771Either fucking that tranner in Bali or not fucking that fit German girl in Vietnam.cif I'd had the valiums in nam and the weed in Bali the confidence levels would have been switched.
>>221670787starboys
>>221670787pep let arteta win because he's a pal and he's groomed for the city job
>>221670776
Birthday today, didn't have any plans but my mate and his gf surprised me at the door with a slab of rocky road they'd madeWarmed my grotty little incel heart so it did
>>221670739C5 really gone to shit just like everything else
>>221670822most rational lefty
>>221670860did he let you shag her?
>>221670771using this site
feet are cold today lads
>>221670823they don't need to be exactly the same in every possible sense they still have the same meaning
>>221670860Happy birthday lad, mine was Sunday. Hope you have a nice evening and get lovely and pissed
you lot seethingwe're doing the duble
>>221670874did better than me
>>221670787>that many united (refball) and city (115 charges) winsImpossible to take this league seriously
just clued up in hull
>>221670787how did he do it. what a manager
>>221670771spending my youth in wow and not shagging girls in uni.also not shagging the one girl i met in wow
>>221670881probably tastes like skips
pebble police out in force
>>221670787>all that russian and saudi oil cheating since the previous Arse title
>>221670910rorke turning a blind eye because he's white
what uh a pizza hut in the garage
>>221670910
>>221670910rorke's da fed up with what b&q are charging
>>221670301do people actually pay that whore for this shit?
why did tyler durden drink and smoke he's meant to be anti-establishment but falls for the oldst tricks in the book
hop on overwatch
Deary me, it appears that I have the runs (shit coming out of my arse)
>>221670954winston
>>221670910could be a reasonable complaint depending on how many pebbles he took desu
>>221670952he wasnt real
>>221670910The lack of communal spirit in this country is honestly embarrassing. Everyone has an “I’m alright Jack” mentality and it just makes this country a nasty fucking place to life because everyone is out for themselves and sod everyone else
Shoulder pressRowsPull UpsPec FlyTricepsThe 'ym plan tonight
>>221670787>counting pre-VAR titles
>>221670952because timmies (the main audience) think thats cool
>>221670934the japanese have the right to kill racial undesirables, there I said it
>>221670966no mate, Juno
>>221670952He's an imaginary friend lad you might have missed that it was quite a complex film :)
It was real. All of it.
>>221670976hasn't fixed howlers though has it really
football didnt exist before the premier league
Been called for jury service lol
>>221670888Most boring football in the world
>>221670771Had a row with my gf and we were both too stubborn to be the first one to contact the other. Went on for two weeks until our mutual friends convinced us to reconcile, but it was different after and not long after the relationship ended5 years as good mates and 3 years in a relationship pissed away because we were childish
>>221671002
>UK and Gulf strike historic multi-billion-pound trade dealSir Chad Starmer winning again
>>221671002i had to do it once and it was well boring. they didn't ask me to actually do a trial thankfully
omds rorke
>>221670888>we
would rather watch indian second division then watch arsenal play football so fucking boring. Premier league is the best in the world I’m told and this is who wins it? Okay mate
>>221671002Send the wog down
>>221670985retard
>>221671047why are u so rude
>>221671034he really thought he did something here
am sick of yo bullshit
>>221671034Why does Rorke think flags are illegal lol
>>221670887Thanks la x
i have 1 dollar
>come on Nigel FarageThese goyim…
>>221671040shh there there my little umpkin
>>221671023We can't stop winning Starmer Sisters
>>221671010pl winners xwe also have a gold oneyou?
Only low IQ mongs hate Starmer, unironically
>>221671034she was dripping at chad rorke
>>221671056sorry x
>>221670952kys zoomtard
>>221671034He obviously didn't read the news did he >>221671023
>>221671034pakistani child rapist or suicide bomber? britishdon't like the current government? not british
Well guys it's over for me and I am done thanks for all the fun time here is my list I am gonna do this before ending it
>>221671066Leftypol thinks the Union Jack is hate speech
>>221671013Probably would have ended anyway mate. I stayed with a girl way too long because I loved her and it ended up fucking my life up for years.
>>221671080longnose tribe are right, they really aren't people
been hearing some things about these so called females and its not looking good
might become an alcoholic to make life more interesting. i'll get to meet new people at aa meetings and stuff. people with interesting life stories too
>>221671121That's leftypol. What's that got to do with Sir Keir Starmer
>>221671116I think you're missing something..*scribbles "kiss welshlad" on your list**smilse at you*
>>221671116something retarded might happen
>>221670881zeidy unmasked
>>221671087Guarantee you don’t go gamesMe? Support my local
anime girls with large breasts
>>221671164Its Zion national park
>>221671144live congruent to your biology
>>221671088The thickos are particularly susceptible to propaganda. If it was a Tory govt we would have jumped feet first into that whole Iran way thing, instead he just sucked netanyahus cock a little bit, which really is the best we can hope for
Might get into interior design
>>221670787not a football mong but i thought United were good?
>>221671196you should extricate yourself from yours
nederdraad referring to ziedbelg as "prosman" >>221669292
>>221671023>>221671086Don't forget productivity is actually rising again for the first time in about 20 years
what should i have for tea
Wish I wasn't such a miserable useless sack of shit with some valuable skills so I could leave my grim toil and do something decent. Or if not something I enjoy at least something that will pay me a decent wage fucks sake what a waste of a life
>>221671156Cuck Starmer is leftypol
>>221671248
>>221671002>members of the jury, please focus your attention to the collection of posts where the accused typed out and posted about the legs of school girls
my dreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAdIydJrnT0
>>221670787Pretty mad how under Ferguson Man Utd won almost every other year at least except for 2002-2006
>>221671236Here's the thing you don't understand. You can rattle off all these numbers and abstract things like "productivity" and GDP but at the end of the day, if people are struggling financially then all that stuff is waffle.Get this into your thick middle class matcha latte skull, leftypol
starmer won
>>221670567Same lad though my gf's family is simply fucking mentalRock and a hard place
>>221671116Matrix Zion and then you have my permission to die
>>221671088
Starmer is a Zionist
Manchester United should be disbanded due to how poo they are
>>221670634No but I remember googling 'naked boobs' and shit like that when I was about 10/11.Eventually found my way to porn sites and managed to download a program called 'hot tarts' - dad got an absolute earful from my mum before I admitted it was me. Didn't get in trouble think they were just a bit concerned (rightfully). Had to get some local /g/ autist who stunk of fags round to delete it.
>>221671023How is this going to work with all the Labour cucks forcing us back into the EU? EU don't let you do your own trade deals
it's a woke starmageddon
>>221671179must be shit not living in londonchampions again ole oleeee
it not pie night it cheeseburger night
>>221671354LOL
Grinding levels for a boss as I can't be arsed learning to outskill him. Sad times.
>>221671314The national park
yes i will watch both of these videos thank you
Anyone tried CBD gummies or oil or anything? Thinking I might try it for the anxiety and muscle pain I sometimes get but I think it might be a con
Do something that matters with your life. That's all I'll say.Travel. Meet people. Fall in love. Fall out of love. Grab the last streetcar into the city and the first Tuk Tuk back to the village. Hostel living. Drinking like crazy. Disposable cameras. Instagram. Saying "fuck it" and moving on. Ruminating on past mistakes.
>>221671116Wait for the Matrix at least. There are going to be leaps forward in mental health services and medications due to big data and machine learning. Despair will only be experienced by natural homegrown Zion burning man peasants suffering as God intended. Not me, pal.
>>221671421CBD is a meme it has no psychoactive properties
>>221671372>>221671321
up the biomassenalup the BAMEriates
so this is rorke
>>221671411Wait for the Matrix. We might need to destroy the Matrix too. Could go either way.
I like dressing up for Halloween but I have no friends or anywhere to go :/
in the egirl thread on /s/ looking at vaginas, boobs and buttholes
>>221671469Rorkette gf for me please
>>221671425Can you explain how these things "matter"?
in the egirl thread on /hm/ looking at vaginas, boobs and buttholes
sorry guys but i might have to get uberjeets, it's my mental health you see. i can't cook again today
>>221671486wtf
Mental how the Belgian barely cares about Neoliberalism anymore
>>221671514its ok
>>221671535thank you Belgian
>>221671486pondering the fragrance of belle delphine's front & back bottoms
>>221671531>>221671428
>>221671531Neoliberalism lostShia Islamic Ethnosocialism won
>>221671499Love is all that matters, the other stuff helps you find love in 2026.
prancing about gayly
>>221671514lots of added flavour from all those brown hands touching your food before it gets to you
is project hail mary a good movie
>>221671504you may be on the wrong board
>>221671469>grrr england for the English fuck Islam!!!! Wait… whats that did you just say something bad about Indians you fucking racist bastard???
>>221671618who are you quoting?
Thank you. The woman was finished off by a policeman. Very bad - the eyes of tin buttons, the game to a simpleton. It's a bad game. I think the police earn well, but she and her husband sleep in trunks.
>>221671600preferred there's something about mary with lee evans
>>221671600yes if you want to cry a lot
>>221671661spoiler that hog
Alri lads, let's get down to brass tax here. Would you?
might have developed a bit of a thing for east asian women
>>221671685prefer not to say
>yes if you want to cry a lot
>>221670634yeah it's this one but i dont know who she is
downloaded project hail mary and fargo
>>221671661
>>221671221need to get me a bag of moon poo
>>221670945she posted it on instagram for free
>>221671034she looks quite fit here
arch update did not go well
>>221671661slagmeat
>>221670301I hate this bitch so much
need tim byrne liberated from the care bames
2 hours 34 minutes
>>221671756why
>>221671753corr
>>221671661>>221671661
>>221671753nigga in the back looks like he has down syndrome and can get a gf like that theres hope for us all
sipping lean outta sports direct mug
my souls is far too beautiful to have disgusting sex
>>221671810No you aren't. There's a drought.
>>221671827Alri Elliot
>>221671807you need to exit the lookism mental prison my zoomie freind
>>221671839what do you know about exiplon?
Business idea: a romantic manga about a fat yank married to an English Rose. Maybe the Rose is from a posh family and fat yank can get himself into all kinds of hilarious situational comedy trying to impress her parents.
what is lookism
business idea: british thread for british posters
>>221671881I like it
>>221671864Nothing. I get my information from r/ukdrill.
the fabled northern powerhouse
>>221671859times have changed unc you need to be HTN at LEAST to have a chance with foids
>>221671753this woman seems like she's pregnant look at her big belly wtf
>>221671920that'll be £109bn plus tip
>>221671753CORR POST MORE FAT GIRLS
>>221671920That'll be 100 billion quid please mate. Should have it done in 40 years.
catbergs come in for a cugglehes warm
>>221671917LOL
new soon, going to be a good one
get the new posted please
Chat, I think I might be chopped
>>221671951pull his tail for a laugh
>>221671920that'll be £110 quid please
>>221671978>>221671978>>221671978
>>221671967sometimes I grab it and pretend to play it like a trumpet and it winds him up lol
