Rorke and leftypol edish
sex with rorke is jasmine scented and BEAUTIFUL
>>221668735they're both leftypol
need employment, need work, simple as
want some tesco cocktail sausages
>>221668735is biomass to blame for mass zoomer unemployment?
dug for a bogie, only got a bit of snot
>>221668766not primarily but it’s certainly not helping
>>221668766more like "to bame" haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhNh84ru6Uk
>>221668590Can you imagine a Brit in Pakistan opening a corner shop selling whatever it is the Pakistanis want bhajis and samosas or whatever and if they call it the Brit shop then the police get involved? Unthinkable
>>221668765dude they're 8p in lidl and taste exactly the same (im too poor to afford tesco brand so i am just making that last part up)
i dont like looking at the night sky. makes our planet feel small and insignificant.
Don't trust people who don't like music
>>221668753but I though dossing around on bennies was some sort of utopia
on god what's going on with womens bodies
>>221668793sometimes I wonder what people on other planets are up to right now haha x
>>221668800The only anons who say that are completely braindead
”the Irish were the first to be colonised by Britain” shut the fuck ip no they weren’t dickhead
asian fanny wanktoil looms again
>>221668786>Can you imagine a Brit in PakistanYeah I saw one being shilled heavily by Sky Sports Also: Poleaboo
Mousey joining Anthropic as a Qualitative Assurance Researcher
>>221668831they were though
im home now
i'm spaffing all over your faces
made a batch of peng chicken wraps for future lunches
you are unironically far better off as a zoomer by not going to uni, being unemployed, living with your parents, living off bennies than going to any russel group unithat way it is easier to invest early in a stocks and shares isa and learn a trade that will actually get you work and a career trajectoryyou can't do that with 100k debtmillions of zoomers got sent
>>221668850They really weren’t tho
looks ai
>>221668850revenge for all the raids and slaving the irish did. chat shit get banged
How can Britain colonise anything when the British don't exist?Check and mate, Leftypol.
What does the average /brit/ poster look like?
>>221668877how not
I went to a rustler's group
>>221668883
>>221668879genuinely breathed a sigh of relief when i saw this
Go on lads, read my thoughtful and detailed reply to a simple question in the old
>>221668786Not surprising that people want to migrate from poorer countries to richer countries, but not the other way around
>>221668880>Only some accounts can reply.
>>221668880LOL uncanny
https://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/2057115052382003237mad how the only thing they're willing to call not-british are actual british people
>>221668883this
>>221668921Would rape you beyond recognition if you looked like that
>>221668766Reckon zoomers would be more up for working if the jobs paid good money but who's hiring daft young kids raised on tiktok when there's third world blokes who yeah, can't speak perfect English and are a bit rapey but they'll graft and accept shit wages and conditions without complaining on social media or going to HR
>>221668791no, i only eat the tesco ones. hate hate HATE the asda ones. not tried the lidl and wont because the tesco is across the road from the lidl.
>>221668880they do this for a laugh surely
burn down every uni in the country then burn all the biomass90% of the country's problems would be fixed overnight
>>221668886What year did the colonisation of Ireland start?
>>221668881yeah everyone raided each other back then. it was the iron age. the anglo-saxons themselves began as raiders and invaders in southern britain. the picts also did it to the britons. don’t get justifying crown rule of ireland as some fair revenge for a few irish pirates sailing to wales in the 5th century. asf tried to argue this once.
>>221668937dont objectify me when im sad please
went to a rustlers group uni used my loan instalments to buy wanking contraptions or stuff for extended cross dressing gooning didn’t lose my virginity or have any gfs graduated with a 2:2 and now unemployed
>>221668797why? i like music. my older brother is a musician. my younger brother doesn't like music and he is the best man i know.
>>221668962ireland started it so that justifies it. simple as.
>>221668954sc
>>221668883like this
fuck sake he's pineapple chimped my picturehe's bang out of order
>>221668974ktim but nearly 10 years ago
>>221668974had sex?
whats for tea
>>221668957something like 1100s
>>221668937>>>/out/
>>2216689571170It was completed by 1603 when the last Gaelic lords were defeated by the Crown
rorke doesnt quite know what he thinks about bezalel smotrich
it pie night
>>221668979Didn't ask for your fucking life story sunshine
>>221668998Mmm and when was Scotland colonised?
>>221668994tried stuff with a fella because i thought i was bi i wasnt in the end
>>221668870ah yes, dont experience a fun milestone that will get a qualification. toil as a slave and live with your parents and gamble on the stock market.
right well
vile fat slag
I am full Irish R1b.
tried playing Football Manager but I just don't give a single toss about what I'm doing
>>221669012based, had many a tug to cheryl blossom
right well that's a great honking pair of tits innit?
>>221669036scotland wasn't colonisedengland and scotland formed a union under one monarch
>>221669051what the hell is that thing?
biofems are putrid
>>221669052new one is shit 24 is alright if you can get an updated database but none of them have sovl anymore
Why don't military uniforms look cool anymore? The modern ones are drab and brownish tan colored and they look frumpy and ugly.
Won't someone either think of the advertisers or post one 'aving a slash?
I am full Irish R1b...
>>221669039>t. 100k debt and working at maccies with his qualification
>>221669025that only one small fragment of my life story.
>>221668880this bitch ugly af she must be loaded
>>221669061Sure buddy
>>221669113what is up with your strange psychosexual desire to tell people here that you are whitewhat do you get from it
>>221669051i dont play video games but i like the occasional board game.
>>221669141LOL retard
i'm playing as Juno again :)
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrKKKKkKEEEee MUSIC
>>221669121maccies dont hire degree holders. cracks me up reading r/ukjobs and seeing all the grads seething that they cant get hired into entry level jobs.
going to make a massive and i mean massive stuffed pita for dinner
>>221669098Only sport type game I ever tried was that 2021 WWE wrestling game where they brought back an old like from decades ago games mode Was hoping the sequels might merge some of its better mechanics into the universe mode or make a new hybrid mode Instead they just immediately dropped it again despite the long time loyal fans loving its return and it being easy to includeGlad I did not buy it or any of the others
>>221669126both of these people look heavily photoshopped to the point where looking at this pic for took long has to be classified as some sort of mental hazard
tried any nice wines recently, lads?
>>221669169Concession accepted
vanta black negros emerging from the shadow realm and mercilessly blacked raping rorke
>>221668904Show a little humanity. Can you imagine them laughing together?Silly, really
rorke seeing a black man and instantly filling his nappy
>>221669201they can't get into any jobsdoesn't matter if its entry level or grad schemeit's like going to south east asia because you can't get a white gf and even the asian women don't want you
>>221669202stuffed with what
leftypol seeing a black man and instantly spunking his nappy (worn for fetish purposes)
finbar typing a rorke post
>>221669226get schooled on basic history
>>221669202>>221669264Best be falafel and sour cream or you're fucked up you
never goon
>>221669231mucho bultono hay na
>>221668735My favorite historical figure of all time is Cromwell and I'm going to the UK this summer, does anyone know any good monuments or Cromwell-centered museums/places to visit?
leftypol seeing a black man and getting stabbed to death
quentoid reading /brit/ and nodding at all the posts
sir rosenior playing golf in nova scotia rn
concerning
sir ziedy shitting it cos he leaked his own number via insta
>>221669301apparently he diddled the black kid when he was younger
>>221669223i dont often drink alcohol. not had any since I was in London about 6 weeks ago but it was a nice red wine.
>>221669310Get them topped up with biomass
>>221669310perfect time to funnel the brown people in. get the vape shops opened in rural idyllic spots
>>221669310*travels to the tippipity top of the tallest mountain range in all of europe, and blows one long, drawn out toot on the Biomass Horn*
>>221669310biomass getting shipped in to the cities whilst white women in the towns refuse to have children
>>221669337why did he do that
>>221669300yeah, all of ireland
>>221669255well it dont affect me. i did one semester at a new zealand uni. i dont think i passed my course. never struggled to get work when ive been actively looking.
>>221669364gay porn
Off from now until next Thursday. The weather is supposed to be very good. I'm going to see if I can get a tan
>>221669310this is actually good news soon the land will be dirt cheap and people will be able to move out to the countryside again. the cities will stop being so crowded. at least on the continent not so sure about here>le biomass! not how it works
>>221669271Absolute top bloke by the way, my brother's mate met him because his kid had the same terminal illness that travoltas kid died from. Travolta took them on a massive holiday to give the dying kid a good last few weeks and that.
>>221669310It's not.With the advent of AI and remote work we will see a decentralised Europe.Instead of having everyone cluster within London, we will instead see people spread out all over Britain.The Silicon Village.The revitalisation of the British High Street.
>>221669384grim grim grim
>>221669372what year
>>221669308mhmm
>>221669408In what world is that grim
>>221669403ok?
>>221669310Populations are urbanising across the world right? I think this is happening in China too, and probably India and other countries
>>221669418incel world
>>221669408that lush lad
>>221669418I'm white
sonion im crine
how would you offer to help your grandad die? say he is hypothetically 93 years old. you have been close to him for years. his health has deteriorated and you know he wants to die. say hypothetically you had a large amount of pain killers to do it. what would you say to ask him if he wants to go?
just won't be scanning that
>>221669447nice try starmer
>>221669384>>221669408makes me sad that most people see this forecast and start jumping up and down ready for a fun weekend with friends.i see this forecast and start thinking about how my computer is going to overheat. my bank holiday freakend alone in my box room.
>>221669447Not a death worshipper me
just playing this Hades game and i am shit at it
>saaar hot weather good saar just like delhi serPreviewing this gimmick for later on this year.
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>221669447God will take him when he chooses
>>221669447Doug Stanhope talked about euthanising his mum in one of his stand ups. I'd watch that because he goes into some detail.
>>221669468lol thanks for making me laugh the fun part is to actually beat it you have to beat it like 10 times
love showeringhate drying myself afterthey should invent a big box you can get in that blasts you with warm air like they use to dry cats at the groomers but for drying men instead
>>221669472bizarre
listening to OneShot OST
>>221669398the land and houses will never drop off. other wealthy oldies will move in. the british countryside will remain an open air old folks home for at least 3 more generations, while the cities will continue to increase in population due to immigrants.
>>221669463Buy one large bag of ice and place it in a large bowl or basin, unopened, next to your computerOr get AC but I know you won't because it's too processed and fattening
new Geonazi video is out
>>221669447If we had assisted dying then your grandad, if he really wanted to die peacefully, could ask his doctor to facilitate that.
>>221669468roguelikes can feel like running into a wall over and over again I find runs get much easier when I luck out and get the ability that allows you to shoot 3 times at once from the gun weapon
>>221669492wish girl with the dogs would groom methey do have those towelless drying machines though rich people get them
>>221669518
>>2216694112013. i dont put it on my cv, obviously.
>>221669518i don't understand the psychology of this kind of behaviour during the aids epidemic
>>221669536idgi is it a credit card balance or something
>>221669496dtfic will do anything for attention just ignore him
>>221669508there isn’t that many oldies left. the boomers will be gone in 20 years
he's 93 not like he's got long just go to sleep nigga and if you still alive try again tomorrow
>>221669490ME MUM DIED TO ME OWN HAND![Pause for laugh] And good riddance to the old bint! Good thing we mean white Brits will be extinct soon! [Pause for applause]
>>221669518imagine the smell of those bedsheets after
>>221669562people haven't stopped ageing
>>221669492Hate showering. Got no hot water you see so it's grim as fuck. Cold showers are so rough. Haven't showered since Monday just been using wet wipes and constantly changing my undies. Will have a shower today because Tesco man is coming. Not looking forward to it. Feels great afterwards though.
>>221669518really cant feel THAT good to stick your cock in a poo tube, right?
>>221669510i have a ducted system in my crib it's just broke
>>221669532quite nice isn't she
Is 30 too old to be wearing band tees?
>>221669530i have 700 hours in The Binding of Isaac so im used to it
>>221669599i say where what you want
Just want to say thanks to the lad that posted "rip destiny's child" in the last thread. Still chuckling at that.
>>221669599the pixies?
>>221669576You've never watched Doug Stanhope have you. You should, he's very funny. A lot funnier than you. He's a yank btw
>>221669536But she's not broke that's like eight months rent where I live
>>221669599which bands?
>>221669599new ones yeah
>>221669616i dont get it
>>221669490good point, i watched it years ago and had forgotten. ill find it. >>221669487god is working slow. grandad has 2 dead toes and doctors said his leg needs amputating but he will never survive that operation so he will just have to slowly die. they havnt even given him pain meds, which is annoying because it would disguise what id hypothetically give him.>>221669523i dont want some stranger to facilitate it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02p8rTH3UWA
tim dillon is in the uk and i HAVE TO meet him
rorke donning on his lostprophets shirt again after the controversy dies down
>>221669638Do your own research sweaty, I'm not here to educate you x
>>221669624Don't really want to hear an epic funnyman bragging on stage about killing his mom actuallyThink I'd rather put his head on a pike as a little joke, comes to it.
mumberg suddenly becomes an expert in exercise when she needs me to something useless the day after an intense work out."Just go do the thing, you need to exercise everyday" You fat bitch you've never exercised a day in your life, you fell in the shower and cracked the shower tray (and guess who had to fix that)
>>221669562gen x are becoming the oldiesthen millennials who have more numbers than boomers
>>221669632Black veil brides, 21 pilots, panic! At the disco to name a few
>>221669683going to the gym is not an excuse to be a lazy cunt in every other aspect of lifehelp your mum
>>221669590
Think MallardMong is the biggest spastic here, flies under the radar a bit
>>221669696Only if they're black obviously
>>221669599>>221669704i wear my bathory t shirt regularlyi dont even like bathory it just looks cool
>>221669492They used to have these at center parcs, big human blow dryers they were. Shit they were too, good way to waste a few quid
>>221669719Vicious clartenings
>>221669716what are his giveaways?
for me? it's album covers that are hard as a motherfucker
>>221669715would love to see her bouncing up and down on jason luv
>>221669742Incel takes, kissless virgin at 30+ posting, train pictures
>>221669679It's not like he did it for a laugh. How long would you let your mum suffer in agony knowing she's never getting better, the pain is never going to stop until she's dead? You'd just sit and watch her in agony for weeks, months, would you? The woman who gave you life. Begging you to do it. "Nah, you can suffer." That's just cruel.
>>221669764nothing wrong with train pictures
>>221669715Tfw no puppyplay gf
>>221669746rap is like a mountain...
nobody should ever be allowed to be a neet for longer than a month because once you've tasted that sweet nectar of freedom from work then there's no going back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soaJXzw44fo'stralian national anthem
rorke wearing a pavement band t-shirt because he's a fan of highway maintenance
>>22166974613 year old with photoshop core this is
>>221669632I like this new Architects oneMight also get a Trivium one and perhaps a Movements one because the new album comes out in September
>>221669746
>>221669683ad hominem, genetic fallacy, appeal to authority just because she herself is not fit does not mean that her argument that you should be is incorrect
just had an unsatisfactory wednesday afternoon drinking sessionfinished all my alcohol now and it wasn't doing much for me, my thoughts were on drugs. It would appear that I didn't get enough alcohol.
any lower-value human capital man in?
>>221669599just get yourself a pink floyd or status quo tee and you'll be fine
>>221669746Check out Dawn of the Black Hearts by Mayhem
2500mg of L-tyrosine down the hatch. Dopaminergic system will be going mental after this cold shower.
>>221669801i was shocked when i found out Lil Ugly Mane is white
I am Buzz Lightyear, I cum in pies
eating a shitload of carbs
>>221669828The more alcohol I drink the more I want to take drugs. If I'm drinking and there's coke or speed or ketamine in the house those powders are getting sniffed.
>>221669836*raises hoof*
>>221669599I've never worn a band tee. I wear a Stone Cold t-shirt sometimes though.
>>221669846that the one with the Swedish lad's brain splattered all over the floor?
>>221668735this girl keeps touching your groin and telling you she wants you to go to the bathroom with herhow do you tell her no?
>>221669712She told me to go to the bank after it was already closed and still insisted after I told her it was closed. It was all a massive hassle and I still got the business done through creative alternative means
eating a cartload of shit
I am full Scottish R1b.
>>221669878start yelling help me
>>221669877Indeed
>>221669295fetahummus salami x 2roasted peppers then some riceberg on the side
>>221669828this but a wank. wanked from 6-6 yesterday and then woke up at half 9. absolutely wrecked and wishing i was dead
>>221669715>>221669590yeah she comes across as someone who would be into this
>>221669899leftypol
gon blow me brains out wahey !
>>221669334would require a saturn v mandingo meat missile to satisfy her
rorke wearing a grandaddy t shirt because he loves his grandfather
>>221669856yeah same. It's just a kind of self-destructive mindset where once the booze is flowing I think ah fuck it burn it all done get it all fucked off and that takes the form of drinking everything and having a big drug blowout.
Previously made two chicken and leek pies, ate one at the time and froze the other. Guess who had the foresight to get one of said pies out of the freezer yesterday? It was me you don't have to guess. I'm having chicken and leek pie for dinner. (Full disclosure I didn't make the pastry I just bought it from the shop. I did make the roux for the sauce though so I think that gives me some extra points)
Mum made me throw out my twisted sister shirts after my sister got mangled in a freak accident at the steel factory
>>221669953it pie night
Reading a debate between Hitler and Otto Strasser from 1930.>For example, you are enthusiastic about the Hindu independence movement … you know the Anglo-Saxons have the mission to govern the people they have subdued, precisely in the name of their superiority. The Nordic race is called to dominate the world, and this right must guide our foreign policy. It’s why we cannot envision any rapprochement with Russia, which is a Slavic-Tatar body surmounted by a Jewish head. I knew Slavs from my home country. In the era where a Germanic head ruled the Slavic body, entente was possible, Bismarck outlined this rapprochement before. But today, it would be a crime.>Believe me, National Socialism would mean little if it was limited to Germany alone and did not seal the domination of the world by the white race for 1000 or 2000 years. That doesn’t mean the exploitation of other races. To put it simply, the inferior races are called to realize other destinies than the superior races. We want to assure the domination of the world in concert with the Anglo-Saxons.https://institutenr.org/2016/12/30/hitler-vs-strasser-the-historic-debate-of-may-21st-and-22nd-1930-otto-strasser/AH was the GOAT.
>>221669959scuhreeeeem
rorke wearing a heatmiser t shirt because he likes thermostats
>>221669959
>>221669953i'm going to eat a bag of pre-grated cheese for tea
>>221669978not interested mate
rorke wearing a neutral milk hotel t shirt because he thinks he stayed there once as a kid
rorke wearing a helmet shirt because he likes go-karting
>>221669952I've got loads of drugs that don't lend themselves to casual use while drinking (mdma, 2cb, lsd, dmt vape, loads of weed and hash). These ones don't get done. I should just stop buying the other types really.
if you do to your gp or mental health specialist because you’re having funny thoughts of kids do they report you to the police?
>>221670017Leftypol wearing the same shirt because he wants to get bullied tonight
>>221669998sounds nice
rorke wearing an oasis t shirt because he loves the drink
>>221669878I don't mind watching her have a wee
>>221670044ask your da
>>221670044um
rorke binning his infected mushroom shirt after having a dodgy stroganoff
Leftypol wearing a mountain goats t-shirt because he just really actually likes goats.
>>221670078rorke did that
femcel wearing a wolf t shirt because she wants to get raped by one
finbar being buried with his fugees t-shirt
rorke wearing his interpol tshirt cos theyre the only boards he uses
>>221670044Yeah that's basically the only time anyone does anything. You tell anyone you want to hurt yourself or anyone else and you're fucked. Also don't tell them you have substance abuse issues because then you get a mark and they will never ever ever prescribe you a decent painkiller again
>>221670073strange looking cat
>>221669629haha love this x
>>221670044no they don't report you to the police unless they sincerely believe you're in danger of harming someone
why is milk 10% more expensive than last year how does oil affect that they dno't feed cows oil they eat grass
>>221670109scrommert
>>221670073so this is the notorious catberg
And here's Rorke. Stunning.
>>221670115Was gonna say this but got fucked by the 60 second countdown
grandadberg wearing his strokes tshirt cos he's not got long til he has another
>>221669414my mate is actually playing cabot this week
>>221670121broken britain means you have to ship the grass in from china or summit
Rorke wearing his andrew jackson jihad t-shirt because he's really just quite confused about the whole situation but liked the sound of it
ALL ABOARD THE DOGSHIT ZINGER EXPRESS!
depressions back
rorke sweating nervously in his american football shirt when he walks outside a pub on matchday
>>221670190cant post peters mate
im wearing my favourite rorke shirt x
>>221670199dead peters is allowed
>>221670028for sure it's like pottery it rhymes like if I had a bag of gear I'd do that right now but I wouldn't take an eccie or 2 tabs of LSD or anything like that cause I don't wanna strap in for the next 12 hours but I want to partake in short-term self destruction (while still being able to get to bed)https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779298288733114.webm
chris spargo sex arse
Leftypol stuttering his way through a discussion with an elderly US tourist about his modern baseball t-shirt
Right I've gone off the idea of a band tee since these Rorke posts startedI need to graduate from plain black tshirts so I'm thinking navy blue as it's a change but still within my comfort zone
>>221669959howl
>>221670242white tee and jeans is a timeless look
druglad wearing his top gear hoodie with little affection for either hammond, may or clarkson
wasn't that funny to be honest
>>221670270>>221670270>>221670270
dont let me forget to buy some red pesto
>>221670242i reckon youre overthinking this you dont suddenly need to start deliberately wearing old man uniforms
>>221670220glad i dont do that muck anymore
>>221670221>chris spargo don't trust him, just appeared out of no where last year getting pushed by the algorithm, reckon he has (((backers))) to push a message. Hes like they asked AI to create a casualUK type human to become a youtuber
>>221670220Yeah I hear ya. If you figure out how to stop it let me know yeah?
