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Blackpink in your royal area edition
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I hate myself
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>>221684837
Rightoids be like
>We can't be friendly with Europe, we won't bow to Brussels!
Rightoids also be like
>America save us, we'll bow down for you!
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There was a dilemma inherent in Jewish prophetic expectation: all nations were to worship the God of Israel, but they were not expected to become Jews or follow the full set of commandments given to Israel alone. God had established a covenant with His people, commanding them to keep a distinct law. Yet the scriptures also envisioned a future where Gentiles would turn to the God of Israel and be gathered into His dominion. The resolution to this theological problem ultimately manifested as Christianity, a new religious path that allowed Gentiles to honor the God of Israel without becoming Jews. This new faith evangelized to the Gentile world, but without requiring circumcision, a kosher diet, or Sabbath observance.

A pivotal turning point in legitimizing Gentile inclusion can be found in Acts 15, where James publicly approved Paul’s mission to the Gentiles. James declared that Gentile converts did not need to fully adopt Jewish law, but should instead follow a simplified set of commands: abstain from food sacrificed to idols, from blood, from meat of strangled animals, and from sexual immorality. This decision allowed Christianity to spread beyond ethnic Judaism while maintaining a theological link to Jewish tradition.
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right well glad we missed that dogshit gay yank edition
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One in the black, two in the pink
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when I used to work at McDonald’s when I was 19 there was a older woman there who’d always flirt with me
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>>221685120
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>>221685123
You ever shag her?
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>>221685113
Facts lol
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>>221685123
should of shot a kid up her and lived together in inescapable poverty
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Mad how there isn't a porn story that begins with the bored housewife calling a data analyst, sysadmin or junior auditor.
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This angers piehead
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An England that exists
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>>221685144
Nope still a virgin now. Something wrong with me I think
>>221685151
Would rather that to the life I live now
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The girthy and weathered fingers of carpenters across the land mashing the insides of horny milves in unison, as their sysadmin husbands do unpaid overtime to monitor nonessential windows updates
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How on earth are 300,000+ people still getting residency via the EU settlement scheme?
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>>221685170
All the stories have been told
Of kings and days of old
But there's no England now
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>>221685164
There's a man that has all his ducks in a row
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Oh it a coffe maxxing day
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>>221685094
I thought tha king would be taller
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eat more cabbage
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>>221685209
Did you NOT see the Kier gigachad meme lad? It's all part and parcel of Labour becoming woke right.
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>>221685240
hope you drink so much your senses accelerate to the point where you're effectively trapped in a frozen world of statues and to the rest of us you're a blurry ghost
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>>221685156
Howl
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Really should stop checking BBC news app every morning. Extremely depressing way to start the day.
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SEBASTIEN!
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Wife very irritated at me this morning because the crow at the park was following her around. I kind of assumed it would just recognise me but seems like he's recognising her as well, or at least the dog. So other dogs kept running at her and people approached her to tell her the bird was following her. Now I have to stop feeding my crow friend and I'm worried that's going to hurt his feelings.
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toilberg has 2 tickets to one of the world cup quater finals in miami and is doing a draw for them, am i right in being annoyed that the women have all entered? why the fuck do they want to win world cup tickets, they don't even like football
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>>221685258
I wonder who could be behind this post
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>19c already
feels fucking humid i hate this need summer to fuck off pronto, 31c on monday take the PISS
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>>221685311
Anthony Albanese smashing through the cart with his abolition of the 50% discount method for Capital Gains Tax
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>>221685309
they want to go to miami and wear bikinis
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The Fifty Shades franchise would have done so much better if Mr Gray was a welder
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More like 50 shades of nay lil bro
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SEBASTIIIEEEN!
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>>221685323
winter has only just ended meterologically

it is going to be roasting until october
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>>221685209
Its most likely the backlog. My Polish mate submitted a batch of evidence to the Home Office for his application and it took them four months to reply. asking for even more bits of documentation.
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>>221685334
mental having a wog pm
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Quiet in here this morning team
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>>221685406
someone's in here stinking up the place
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jason cundy cracks me up
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in the old days you had to haggle whenever you bought something. i wouldn't have been able to do that
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Labour reducing migration 82% in 2 years whilst the tories put it up 500% in their time in office
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bit of a lie in today stayed up all night watching baseball absolute scenes couldnt help myself
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>>221685120
>>221685138
it's "two in the pink, one in the stink"
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I would respectfully and feministly shag the prime minister of Cyprus
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>>221685422
Not good enough. Need them sending back.
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rewatched this last night, I still love it.
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>>221685439
Ok rorke
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the fat ugly neighbour singing and walking around the flat with her bluetooth speaker on full blast AGAIN. hate that bitch
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>>221685457
It ain't over until the fat lady sings
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>>221685452
that ending still lives rent free in my head every time it pops up i go full conspiracy nutter for days
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>>221685452
I downloaded it after I last saw you post about it, but have not watched it yet. I may watch it later so look out for my review
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>>221685438
corr yes
Yjk this Cyprette has that lovely stink
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Pushing a poo out of my pussclart arsehole
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>>221685484
They don't call it greek for nothing do they
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>England's first World Cup game is 6 days after it starts
>kick off is 9pm
bit bloody woke innit?
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been playing left 4 dead and enjoying it very much, reckon left 4 dead 2 will be even better, but of course the game is meant to be played with friends but alas i am a billy no mates
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Extracting waste product from out of my rear passage
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>>221685523
heh
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>>221685537
ill play with you mate
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>>221685473
methinks it got a bit too close to the bone for certain people in real life and that's why the filmmaker's career has been quietly put on hold / suppressed since then

>>221685479
you definitely should I think it's excellent
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>>221685564
would very much like to but i'm afraid the ping will cause all sorts of issues, also my favourite character is bill and he seems to be the most popular character (other than the trannies who play zoey) and frankly i am unwilling to budge on the position
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>>221685452
donnie darko was better
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>>221685537
left 4 dead was kino to play with mates when it first came out but I remember the AI being particularly retarded so didn't play solo much
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>>221685528
Timeline got fucked up
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>>221685610
horrible bastard
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Emily Pilbeam's musky tuppence
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>>221685452
What a load of shit
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>>221685702
like i said i'd love to play with you but we are very geographically distant so the ping would be utterly abominable, can't be helped i'm afraid. who'se your favourite character?
looking forward to l4d2 where i will play as nick the conman
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>>221685452
Pretentious trash
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>>221685452
why is ringo starr in the trees
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>>221685790
wtf he is
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Reform are screwed.
Labour has fixed the immigration issue.
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>>221685790
It's andrew garfield, the main character of the fillum. Hidden messages are a big part of the story.

>>221685733
>>221685760
you're wrong!
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>>221685702
I'll play with you mate fuck that mean antipodean
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>>221685798
we did it blud
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I love you all so much
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>>221685862
foy
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My feet do not face backwards
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>>221685798
You underestimate how retarded the average reform gammon is
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>>221685872
<3
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>>221685872
I hate you now.
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>TikTok and YouTube 'not safe enough' for kids, says Ofcom
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fuck all you hoes
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>>221685893
Don't pretend to be me, please
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>>221685920
me after getting rjeceted by everyone at the function
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>>221685897
They are about 20 years too late with this one
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>>221685920
fuck yoself bitchass
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>>221685897
BaZed boi Cheef Keef Starmer is banning all media and immigrants
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>>221685923
Like it matters yank
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9 days since i sent a job application out and no response. that's a no then innit
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>>221685967
It does
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>>221685968
shes probably just busy
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>>221685973
Are you high
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>>221685992
No but I am mentally ill
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>>221685978
i guess :/
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>>221685422
>Labour reducing migration 82% in 2 years
Yeah by making the place so unbearable the Brits start leaving
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>>221686002
profoundly?
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>>221685968
Just got something across my desk about this. They were so blown away by your application they couldn't imagine making an applicant of your calibre a SUBORDINATE they actually decided the best course of action was to SHUT DOWN the business!

You can put that in your Job Centre journal.
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poo
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>>221686002
Ok I'm sorry. I was being a prankster.
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>>221685798
>Labour has fixed the immigration issue.
Not even close
Just because we've had 5 years of totally incomprehensible immigration didn't mean mass migration is suddenly ok again
Post Blair the expectation was to take it down to 10's of thousands
Post Boriswave it's necessary to have it running at significant negative figures for years on end
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>>221686019
Well it depends on what you mean by that.
I self harm. I'm too scared to drive. I have insane mood swings. But I keep everything internal. My life is quite normal otherwise. I have a career, friends, I've been on dates, etc
>>221686045
It's okay
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>>221685897
what's unsafe on youtube? they're not even allowed to swear anymore
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screan
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>>221685798
too little too late
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>>221685862
:D
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total rorke love
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>>221686052
Wait that's not mentally ill. I rescind my apology. FOY
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dogberg
dogberg
doggy woggy dogberg
dogberg doin his dogberg thang
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>>221686053
type in see through dress house cleaning
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my arse stinks of fish
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>>221686080
This is mine
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>>221686115
haha look at his piggy little nose
I love him already
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gibbymoo's bright future as a rising OnlyFans starlet

whatever happened there
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Shhhh the catberg is asleep :)
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>>221686094
We appreciate your candour, your Majesty, but the State Opening of Parliament is perhaps not the place to reveal such things
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i’m a caffmaxxed coffeechad
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>>221686148
WHAT?
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Fucking tradie CUNTS

4 years in uni and £60,000 debt and women would still rather be roughed up by a calloused bald ape FUCK SAKE
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>>221686178
He's sleeping :)
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>>221686080
Some names I call my little pet dog:
>wog
>woggy
>wogberg
>doglet
>woglet
>doglito
>woglito
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>>221686180
Do have to wonder why you're reading and getting enraged by SEO slop on a dildo website
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>>221686194
I SAID WHAT YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP
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>>221686180
Reading none of that demoralization crap darkie
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>>221686180
Have you always been fucking retarded or are you putting it on? Yes obviously firefighter and builder are more masculine jobs than some little tech geek, what are you even angry about
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are ofcom not after us anymore then?
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>>221686209
yeah alri Wing Commander Guy Gibson
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>>221686209
I just call the cat catberg keep it simple
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I still think the tradie shagger gimmique was moderately funny.
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>>221686255
Wasn't a gimmick mate
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>>221686239
wog is a contraction of "wee dog" alright mate its my culture ok
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Fucking hell this is dire. I couldn't sit on /Brit/ all day with it being this slow.
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>>221686237
gave up after the 4chan lawyers gaped them
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>>221686255
One of mine. You can say "thank you" if you like.
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I'm a gardener, does that count as being a tradie?
Do women find that attractive?
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"Women are attracted to dumb, muscular men"
Submitting this groundbreaking finding in Nature for peer review
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>>221686237
Think they'll threaten 4chan again soon and have a little tantrum about not paying their bills and then do nothing about it. Expect it's too useful as a honeypot/containment to actually get b&
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>>221686276
gimmick reposter.
OG tradesposting was started by me back in 2024
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Mad how Fido has become such an iconic name for a dog that no dog has it. Bruce but for dogs instead of Australans
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>>221686273
off tae work Aldi wagie
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>>221686289
I developed it into what people know it as today. Not sure which parts you contributed but they were probably insignificant.
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This is the most important book ever written.
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>>221686282
Yes lad that qualifies.
You plough the fertile furrows of insatiable milves before laying your seed.
It is a job that demands strength, dexterity and care - and sysadmins need not apply
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Best president in American history
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>>221686347
For me? Tony Schwartz really made this one great. I'm a big fan of all of his work.
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the fart of the deal
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>>221686282
Monty Don fucks
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>>221686347
“how to be a jew, for goyim”
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>>221686213
spaino is stuck for new content to spam so is rehashing his tradie shagger gimmick from a couple of years ago
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>>221686414
>spaino is stuck for new content to spam so is rehashing someone elses tradie shagger gimmick from a couple of years ago
fixed that for you mate you're very welcome
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Remember back in 2020 you could still get good odds on Biden winning the election AFTER the votes had been counted because so many MAGAtards were placing bets on Trump adamant it was a steal and would be overturned
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>>221686437
don't offer your welcome as I did not thank you because I do not care
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Why is "you're welcome" a response to thank yous anyway?
I'm welcome to what?
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y'all niggas stories be like: a bih flirted with me once but I'm still a virgin
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rattled you mongs haha
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>>221686460
Disdiq sweety
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>>221686475
This happened to me
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>>221686487
Nice little 7 piece. All in a mornings work.
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>>221686487
rookie numbers I'm not even trying lad. add this pity one to your tally
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screw you cody i know you left poop in my mailbox
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The other day I got like 7 or 8 (You)s on one post
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>The other day I got like 7 or 8 (You)s on one post
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Mad how asking someone out for coffee has become such an iconic trope for a date that nobody does it. "Do you want to get coffee sometime" "Do you want to go back to my place" utter autistic cringe
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>>221686571
the first date with my gf was having a coffee
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>>221686571
I meet all my grindr dates first for coffee because coffee really gets the bowels moving. Leave that to your imagination.
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>>221686540
no i did I swear
mum got a chinese in to celebrate
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>>221686571
don't understand coffee as a date caffeine makes me anxious and gets my bowels going whatever time of day it is. only went on one once after toil but I was conscious of my aforementioned issues so got a decaff and when questioned I said that caffeine disrupts my sleep and I could tell I gave her the famous "ick"
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>>221686604
She was more likely bored to tears with your dull moaning
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>>221686576
cute and thoughtful berg
i used to have a berg that would do the opposite and run off with any sweeties I had
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:/
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>>221686571
this is an example of anglos magically making normal human interaction unpleasant for no reason
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>>221686576
cute
stupid dogs would never
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>>221686578
>>221686604
>>221686619
Reckon dating's just too hard nowadays, turning any proposition into a question is basically social suicide with women. Now it's "we should get coffee" not "would you like to get coffee sometime" because saying "would you like" is extremely autism-coded
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>>221686571
Seinfeld already did this in 1991 (2x4 The Phone Message)
Keep up
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>>221686629
you have to be assertive just walk up to her look her straight in the eye, shake her hand and tell her you're going for coffee
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>>221686604
you're the freak here though.
most people completely understand a coffee date. you're the abnormal one you arrogant mong
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>>221686637
*sparks you clean the fuck out*
haha keep up m8
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>>221686629
there's no meaningful distinction between these two phrases
just incel autism
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cats are a shit animal
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>>221686629
normal people dont think about trivial shit like this mate.
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>>221686652
didn't even mention coffee breath, no chance of a nice kiss after a coffee date
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>>221686571
>utter autistic cringe
No need to sign your posts, we see the flag and take it as read
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>>221686571
>Are you free this weekend?
>What are you doing Saturday? (anticipating a reply of "Nothing")
what about these?
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>>221686675
dont think you need to worry about ever kissing someone
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>>221686683
that's me done m8
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>>221686629
>"would you like" is extremely autism-coded
surprisingly true
you can change a bit of the emphasis by saying "go" because it's an active phrase and tied to "go out with me"
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morning chaps
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right thats australia going in the filter
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>>221686682
Predator already did this in 1987
keep up
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>>221686661
>>221686669
"would you like" signals autism, weakness and effeminate qualities. You will never get a hot chav slag with that kind of behaviour. "we should" is assertive and confident
>>221686683
Every time you need antibiotics thank Australia.
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>>221686682
I don't get this one
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>>221686682
when you gaze too long into the big vagina, the big vagina gazes back
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>>221686571
Codswallop.
Plenty of milves offer tradies coffee shortly before being taken in their rough calloused hands
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>>221686713
>"would you like" signals autism, weakness and effeminate qualities
thinking this way is autism
this is how autistic people view social skills
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>>221686713
right but you're an unloveable lonely incel and im not so i think you're just a mong ngl
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would you kindly get coffee
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>>221686713
then what’s the next response you’ve meticulously analysed and planned out? and the one after that?
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You've got kleinfelter syndrome
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>>221686713
Every time you wake up in paradise thank England.
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starvetoil today so I can get on the steam train tomorrow without ruining dietberg
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so-called female interaction expert is still a lonely virgin.
curious
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>>221686770
grow up
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>>221686774
huge, if true
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>>221686731
Sometimes they don't even bother with the coffee, sometimes it's straight down to business. Reminds me of a job a couple of weeks back

>be me, a tradesman
>get a call regarding overflowing drains
>slip the timbs on, head out to the 2024 Ford Transit 300 Custom (had it remapped, it's rapid)
>head round to the client's house
>it's a lovely arts & crafts style townhouse in an affluent area
>ring the bell
>man answers
>he's all flustered, malding about being unable to shower and shit and he has an investor pitch in 2 hours
>yeah whatever mate
>shows me to the bathroom
>sure enough, piss and shit leaking out of the bog, coming up through the plughole in the bath.
>go outside and lift the manhole cover
>caked with grease and shite
>not arsed today, will give him a daft price and see if he bites
>go back in to tell the client
>he's in the hallway arguing with his wife
>she's about 45, auburn hair, great rack, fantastic body for her age
>tell him it'll be £800 and will take me 5 hours
>he flies off the handle
>his wife interjects, asks "is there anything I can do to help speed things up"
>understand the brief
>baldy huffs off to the home office to prepare
>wife and I head out to the van to grab the gear
>she takes my tool without me needing to ask
>i rod her dirty gutter
>flip over, snake her soil pipe
>write her an invoice for £300
>husband calm, wife satisfied
>another happy customer
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will need to carefully construct the filter for this tradesman gimmick
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not a single quark
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>Coffee date then
How hard was that? Keep it moving. Nobody wants to hear your life story.
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not reading all that
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>>221686807
the soft hands of a sysadmin typed this
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>>221686824
good for stroking catbergé I bet
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why do you insist on writing out your bizarre tradie fetish here fuck off
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>>221686807
4chan-Turbo has semantic filtering which has been a game changer
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>>221686807
Immediately hid that post and any such long winded wank posts.
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retro gimmicks are making a comeback and I've done nothing with my life since they first made an appearance
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>be me, a tradesman
>get a call regarding overflowing drains
>slip the timbs on, head out to the 2024 Ford Transit 300 Custom (had it remapped, it's rapid)
>head round to the client's house
>it's a lovely arts & crafts style townhouse in an affluent area
>ring the bell
>man answers
>he's all flustered, malding about being unable to shower and shit and he has an investor pitch in 2 hours
>yeah whatever mate
>shows me to the bathroom
>sure enough, piss and shit leaking out of the bog, coming up through the plughole in the bath.
>go outside and lift the manhole cover
>caked with grease and shite
>not arsed today, will give him a daft price and see if he bites
>go back in to tell the client
>he's in the hallway arguing with his wife
>she's about 45, auburn hair, great rack, fantastic body for her age
>tell him it'll be £800 and will take me 5 hours
>he flies off the handle
>his wife interjects, asks "is there anything I can do to help speed things up"
>understand the brief
>baldy huffs off to the home office to prepare
>wife and I head out to the van to grab the gear
>she takes my tool without me needing to ask
>i rod her dirty gutter
>flip over, snake her soil pipe
>write her an invoice for £300
>husband calm, wife satisfied
>another happy customer
>receive text from one today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell lads whats wrong with me
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Gardener is outside they're here all day until 17:30 pm so I can't nap or do anything in case they need to ask me anything etc
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>>221686734
"Would you like to get a drink" is indefensibly cringeworthy, autists can recognise that
>>221686753
I don't ask. I don't date. It's socially impossible in Australia if you're not an extrovert
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>>221686862
Do trannies fuck the gardener too or is it only frustrated milves that do such things
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>>221686863
you think this way because you are autistic
you can't help but view social interactions as a set of rules you have to follow
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>>221686862
>Excuse me sir, where's the water spout?
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Doing this gorgeous lasses garden all day til 5:30pm
She's staying awake in case I need to ask her anything, very considerate
Might ask if I can fuck her arse
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>>221686863
went for a drink with the missus on our first date, went very well and was loads of fun
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>>221686883
I think he could be gay. He's also very short bordering on dwarf territory. Probably sub 5 foot.
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>>221686884
Because they are? You can only break social conventions if you're insanely charismatic
>>221686889
How did you ask her out?
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>>221686682
scream
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>>221686889
autists don't get that the setting doesn't really you don't need to overthink it just pick something casual and you either hit it off or don't
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>>221686902
>he could be gay
you might be in with a chance then mate
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>>221686902
Shouldn't assume someone's sexuality lass
It not right
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>>221686902
why lie
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>>221686902
reckon your willy is bigger than his?
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Black pussy CHANGED rorke
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>>221686909
>Because they are?
case in point and why you will always come off as a stilted weirdo
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>>221686946
grow up
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We are the /brit/ team
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>>221686916
>>221686947
You still have to SAY something, what are you saying?
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he is profoundly mentally ill
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>>221686957
>>221686965
Just stating the facts
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gardener on the lads whatsapp group telling the lads about the state of the tranny whose garden he's doing
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Have made 3 shit eating threads on /tv/
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>>221686971
there is no set thing you say you insatiable sperg that's the whole point
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filtering all non-UK flags massively improved the reading experience of this general
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>>221686971
>ask for their instagram
>instagram account acts as social proof
>handle logistics over dms
solved problem
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>>221686971
>let's go for a drink
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>>221686984
business as usual then?
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I've never been propositioned for sex on a job but occasionally I'll be offered food
One time the man whose hedge I was trimming asked me if I liked a shaved bush and I thought it was a bit weird so I just awkwardly chuckled

People usually just let me get on with it which I much prefer
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>>221686909
asked her if she wanted to see me, and have a drink
>>221686916
i’m an autist, diagnosed n all, and it’s much preferable to a “coffee date”
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>>221686986
You are the sperg here mate with your non-answers
>>221687002
That would get you a sneer in Australia
Maybe everyone in the UK is just too hopped up on anti-depressants and utter hopelessness to care. Let's go for a drink sounds nice if you live in England.
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one thing about losing weight i don't like is not eating crisps

i fucking love crisps
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>>221687053
you could be losing weight and eat crisps, you know moderation and counting calories allow for that
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LIDL sell onigiri (rice balls) and they are LUSH
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spongeboob
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>>221687033
the real answer is almost anything could work in the right context and with the right person
you won't accept this because it's not the type of rigidly defined rule your autism brain prefers
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brief respite from toil
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>>221687071
they don't fill you up at all
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>>221687033
The flow of a conversation cannot be dictated by rigid rules, else you'll come off as robotic
if you can't understand this then you're a turbosperg, sorry to say
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>>221687117
are they suppose to, though, fatman?
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>>221687053
get on the salted popcorn for that savoury fix lad. obviously better to cut it out completely but you get a lot of volume for the calories
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>>221687139
i'm not even fat just concious of the crisp jew
keep your ad hominems to yourself
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>>221687109
Yep. If a girl is opening to meeting someone and likes the look of you, she really isn’t going to care.
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>>221687109
Explain how you can know ahead of time that someone would be receptive to "do you want to grab a coffee sometime"
>>221687129
I know how to talk to people, my point was that posing a date as a question is almost always received negatively nowadays, there are rules around 'icks'
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fingering them until they release a torrent of squirt juice from their tidy bald twat
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Got a new lil backpack blick
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Just had some really ploppy poos
They went PLOP PLOP PLOP
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um
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>>221687184
>Explain how you can know ahead of time that someone would be receptive to "do you want to grab a coffee sometime"
fucking hell mate
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>>221687166
alri mr fatty fatty boomboom
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the boys ending absolutely mindbroke /tv/ lmao
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DUDE GUNZ LMAO
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Net migration down around 80% in 2025 from the high in 2023, the lowest since 2012, excluding the pandemic. That's before Mahmood became Home Secretary and introduced tougher measures as well. Asylum claims also down 12%, and hotel occupants down approx 66%.

The NHS waiting list is at a 3.5 year low now, GDP growth is higher than expected, inflation is decreasing (though likely to go up if the Iran situation continues), and we've successfully navigated the USA threatening NATO allies, invading Iran and dropping support for Ukraine, all while maintaining our alliances with both the EU and the USA.

What exactly is so bad about labour? They're doing a decent job in challenging times, is it purely because Starmer is an unlikeable prick?
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>>221687184
It’s always going to be an icky of sure doesn’t like you and it’s never going to be an ick if she does like you
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well alice
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>>221687200
UMp45
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>>221687238
same with the ending of any show/movie in the past 5 years
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>there are rules around 'icks'
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>>221687242
Now do the asylum applications (85% are successful) and tax levels.
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>>221687242
nobody wants boring people who get the job done we want le funny man who says funny things in funny interviews haha
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>>221687242
>we seasoned the shit why aren't you eating it
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off to do another a level exam
wish me luck guys
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Couldn't expect poms to relate, cunts don't even drink coffee
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>>221687242
it's because the public treat politics and prime ministers like i'm a celeb
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>>221687258
Not even close dummy
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>>221687242
this is why Burnham has already said he's just continuing with all of Starmers policies, the jobs been done relatively well it just needs a more tolerable presence to continue delivering it

Burnham is a better public speaker than Starmer
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I really don’t understand how people are saying southamptons punishment is harsh
Doesn’t seem harsh enough to me
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>>221687238
The ending was really shit though
Even when Homelander was about to die they couldn't resist writing their weird fetishes into it
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are you a man or a mouse?
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>>221687341
sorry i don't know what this has to do with coffee
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>>221687390
cunts were doing it all season and admitted to every count, -4 should be more like -15 at the start of the next season
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>>221687305
>MUH PRIVATE SCHOOL VAT EXEMPTION
piss off tarq
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got no appetite, arse is bleeding, heart pounding. it;'s over
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>>221687365
damn cuh I aint no gatologist
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>TikTok and YouTube 'not safe enough' for kids, says Ofcom
We NEED the government to do parents' jobs for them, bring digital ID in so only verified adults can use the internet
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i'm the underdog of /brit/
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the year to december 2025
>642K brits out
>813K biomass in
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the people who think reform will do better than labour are the same people who thought leaving would be better than remaining
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Can we stop reposting news headlines multiple times a day? We need new, organic topics of discussion. Not just rambling about the same topics over and over again like someone with dementia.
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>>221687475
this but unironically
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>>221687494
ik post your arse
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gilf wank complete
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>>221687494
what like posting about pokemon for the 40,000th time piss fof you insipid little gremlin
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>>221687475
every phone on the market for the past few years has come with parental controls, they would advocate for this if the actual goal was child safety instead of the trojan horse
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If Corbyn was PM with Labour this country would be a utopia
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>>221687512
mashed that freak
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piss fof
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>>221687572
finally some good news
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>>221682665

>>221682665
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watching Club Penguin
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>>221687624
>>221687624
>>221687624
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>>221687626
right well this is gay
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>>221687242
>and hotel occupants down approx 66%.
Because they're all in HMOs



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