Brit et le Francofil Edition
bonjour
don't speak french me
hilarious that spying in football is taken so seriouslywtf can you even spy on? ball kicking techniques? which colour kit the men will be wearing? such a stupid game lmao footyplebs are the biggest mongs going
>>221687645>>221687667bonjour m'sieuuuuuuuuur !!!!!
Comment tutuappelle billy
Hello yall
>Sadiq Khan blocks £50m Met police deal with Palantirrorke will tell you that this isn't a good thing
>>221687694elton cheese steak
>>221687666gayer than the literal gay yank edition?
how does the met police get to make “deals” with foreign companies like they are a business or something? That’s weird
Entente Cordiale was genuinely the worst mistake this country ever made.
can we stop pretending to hate french people?love french cheeselove french winesimple as
>>221687688GIB CLAY
>>221687737only really drink apple and blackcurrant me
>>221687744vgh petit britain...
>>221687708thats a decent name for a sandwich tbf
>>221687744erm akshuallyyyyyyBritain belongs to bretons
>>221687731?? they have to license software and services like everyone else
>vgh petit britain
ave just eaten coleslaw
>>221687737why? :(
>>221687738hating europeans is unc shit
>>221687738I hate french people
feel like pure shitjust want her back x
>>221687808scream
the mistreatment of pigs makes me very sad, dont buy cheap bacon lads :( the law allows for them to be kept in literal cages that they can't even move in
>>221687808
Got a B in A-level French moi
>>221687670for me it’s cricket
>>221687833exactly where you belong
>>221687803Your government has always treated us like mugs, especially De Gaulle.
>>221687833if you truly cared you'd be petitioning to get that law changed. be the change you want to see in the world
>>221687791What software and what services
Hardest part of learning French is listening. It all blends together and the sounds don't feel distinct from one another.
>>221687833I don't eat pork and no I'm not muslim it just doesn't really sit right with me. only really consume archosaurs as my ancestors did
>>221687842got a D in your pants n aw
>>221687904ohmydayzzzzz
>>221687882google it
>>221687882facial recognition software for profiling nons
>>221687882anything they do and use
coke zero has gotten better or i've sustained brain damage
rorke forgetting to score his baguettes and having them burst in the oven
>>221687904done, finished, stick a fork in him
>>221687904Done that trannard freak
>>221687904sksksksks
is this actually the thread? I was waiting for someone to make a real one
My results during my first year at Sixth form>B in French >C in English language and literature combined>D in media studies>D in lawThe D in law was a few marks off being an E as well
When I was in Pakistan I met a "British" man who had moved all his family back thereI'm hoping he's not an isolated example and the 200,000 Brits that have emigrated contain many of these types
Choosing Media Studies and Law at A-level was the beginning of the end for me. In hindsight, I should have chosen a STEM subject and some social science like Geography
>>221687833Mostly vegetarian me but wouldn't touch pork despite it being delicious. Not worried about fishes or chickens that much, although don't want people to be cruel to them, but pigs are just too damn smart. Get the fackin piggo webms posted then lads.
why does /brit/ have the worst tranners
We are the gay gooner team
I actually wanted to do either Biology or Chemistry at Sixth Form but the obligatory group work involved in experiments deterred me in the end
>>221688035they're all the worst
lol wonder how many fucking boomer spastics will fall for this today
cba cooking or eating the shit i cook
>>221688048Thought you liked experimenting with chemicals on the body?
it's kicking off over on /tv/
>>221688048if you got D in media studies you would have got Fs in Biology and Chemistry
>>221687989they'd all obviously be much happier there or perhaps in some of the wealthier islamic countries. wish they'd all fuck off to somewhere more suited to their horrible ideology
should I try DMT???
>>221688087looks normal to me
>>221688095ive tried it and it was an interesting experience
>>221688095Probably not mate unless you're prepared to be mindfucked by the entities. I've got a vape pen and have been turned away from the place until I sort my shit out.
>>221688068the tedium of life's necessities is relentless. stuck in a never-ending cycle of cooking, eating and cleaning. some days I just skip meals so I can have some time to appreciate my existence
>>221688090I didn't try in Media Studies because I hated it. We did a bit about heroes in the media and I listed off all the shounen protagonists I knew from anime and was basically ostracised for the whole 2 years afterwards and treated with contempt
why is there no safe drugsI want to do poppers but I don’t want to have a seizure or whatever
>>221688087
>>221688167weed :)
i'm incel
>>221688163scr
>>221688178the boys ending
was going to add some edible fungi to my meal but i don't think there's mushroom
>>221688232Ah right. And what's that then?
the 9/10 supervisor made another sexual comment towards me this morning
>>221688266Some zoomer showdon't worry kitten x
>>221688197Still not even fully safe
>>221688087haha I see my thread
>slot sackedlol
>>221688266Main antagonist dies after pleading for his life by offering to suck dick and eat shit on live TV
hate living in the yookay
Not doing drugs because they're not safe is missing the point entirely. It's a gamble where you roll the dice and have a good time, it's not meant to be safe.
>>221688266goy nonsense
>>221688087screaming
>>221688361Yeah? Snort fentanyl right now then
>>221688334it could be worse. this is what my bed looks like every night
>>221688387:/
>>221688396
outrageous
gf going on the skinny jab get in
Who summons me?
>>221688316>t. 20 follower account based in lagos
>>221688436roar
Hole sum
>>221688396how was he defeated? he's basically invincible
sort of enjoy seeing the antics you lot get up to with ai
I'm sorry to tell you this but rorke... well... he got on the rowse you see...
>>221688476by the power of interracial love, unironically
>>221688444so what you're saying is you're currently going out with a porker
>>221688396Mental that this is watched and enjoyed by the same people who insult anime
>>221688512cheers unc
>>221688273not going to say what it was?
>>221688588vague posters love their vague posts
Man who looked like a very thin Mick Foley just walked by my house
>>221688607Alright mate, how's things?
Stabbed Man: Help, I've been stabbed!Police Office: I don't think you have, mate
>>221688663scream
>>221688663shit screaming
>>221688588>arguing with some little scrote, he says "you're beneath me">when she hears about it she says "there are many people that would like Mr Anon beneath them"~ and flashes me a grin
>>221688275What’s this condition called again???
in THIS economy?!
Just pooed out of my arsehole
>>221688670What looks Irish?
>>221688706
>>221688740Yeah what’s it called
I'm built like a basketball player but have zero natural talent for sports or hand-eye coordination, life is a cruel joke
Stabbed Man: Help, I've been stabbed!Police Office:Leftypol:Sacked tranny:Ziedy:Rorke: baba yetu, yetu uliyembinguni yetu, yetu, amina
>>221688740looks like a bloody duck
I'm a chopped unc fr
>>221688771sc
>>221688777must be some rum fucking ducks round your area mate
>>221688768Well I have two balls you can play with
>>221688755klinefelters
what the fuck is going on with the /tv/ catalog jesus
lovingly and gently raping my own arse
usually sit alone in my car during my lunchbreak but it's too hot I can't bare it :(
>>221688819Elaborate.
wasted money on a testosterone test kit because I couldn’t get enough blood out of my finger no matter how much I tried I couldn’t fill the vial
>>221688816is it the boys stuff?
drinking water kefir
>>221688816They got absolutely mindbroken by The Boys ending
On my lunch breakPleasant enough out if a bit cloudy
It looms!
what is even the problem with the villain being humiliated at the end? Did people secretly want him to win?
>>221688890what aspect of British culture does this affect?
bonjour mon amis. comment ca va?
>>221688909going to get quite hot...
>>221688890it's good that they circled north america there I wouldn't have noticed otherwise
>>221688890that wasnt it a couple days ago h-haha?
>>221688914tes yeux sont magnifique ma cheri x
>>221688956Magnifique should be magnifiques because yeux is plural
>>221688956um
fat ugly neighbour still singing next door. get a job you bum
>>221688914Ca va bien merciEt tu?
rorke's arse taking a pounding
>>221688890when it hits 25 degrees in the north
>BREAKING: Net migration to the UK fell to 171,000 from 331,000 in the year to December 2025 - the lowest point since 2012
>>221688914j'ai feel like le SHIT
>>221689002ca va bof
>>221689033let him in
>>221689017Just a small city added to the population this year then
>>221689017The wokies and zio schtizos are the ones discrediting my goat Kia starmer
just one of those days
Looks very wild out here but it's actually just down from a big business park
>>221689074when you don't wanna wake upeverything is fucked, everybody sucks
How many women have you fucked so far this year /brit/ ?
>>221689060Would be much more than if reform were in charge. Remember they only care about le small boats
>>221689085thank you Fred
>>221689017At current projections the we'll be heading into the next general election with 3 years of net negative migrationEspecially with Burnham saying he'd move forward with the immigration and asylum changesThe labour party could be in a very strong position
>>221689079oh fuck some trees and unkempt grass aaahhh I'm going insane
>>2216890900
>>221689090Define women
>>221689090like every year since 2013: 0 (zero)
Just looked up the figures for casualties in the Russo-Ukraine war...It grim lads...Each side reports different figures, but roughly speaks, 400k-500k people have died of which roughly 20k are civilians. further 2 million - 2.5 million are injured...Meanwhile in Palestine things are also grim...Roughly 180k-330k Palestinians have been killed, of which roughly 100k-200k are civiliansIn other words, however you look at it the majority of people killed by the IDF are innocent civilians, not combatants.There are no accurate statistics released for Israeli or IDF causalities so it's impossible to have a full picture, but independent estimates are between 2k-10k, of which approximately 800-900 were civilians.
>>221689090same as almost every year. 0
>>221689074>>221689085You know what time it is. Keep on rolling baby
>>221689100Yeah if you're the sort of mong who thinks immigration is the cause of all Britain's woes
>>221689090*stares at the floor and looks visibly nervous*
He´s cooking
>>221689131It certainly exacerbates a great deal of Britain's woes
And we go live to leftypops. Thoughts??
>>221688890ac chads stay chilly
>>221689119*scanning for british culture*
>>221689135The fucking goat
>>221689127I MOVE IN I MOVE OUTHANDS UP AND PANTS DOWN
>>221689144Net migration could reduce to zero and everyone will still be poor and unhappy and labour will still be wondering why no one wants to vote for them
>>221689152>German starts seething at criticism of Israel Like clockwork
I want to bomb a third world country. Something about seeing those fat ugly brown women wailing on TV in their unintelligible jeet speak is really funny
>>221689149*cameraman makes a snapping motion with his hand to suggest he needs to start talking*
>>221689176Hows the weather in Bradford?
Missed a photo of a dog carrying a stick far too big for themAlas!
>>221689181Bloody hell, what's Tony Blair doing posting on /brit/???
>>221689170right but a big problem would still have been solved. its not hard to understand
Starmtroopers. Hold. The. Line.
>>221689135this is because living standards are falling each year so people don't want to move here, not because of any proactive policy from starmbot. the only people actually moving here are fresh out the slums of karachi so if anything these lower immigration numbers are more damning than they were previously
GIVE ME SOMEONE TO SHAGGIVE ME SOMEONE TO SHAG
I don’t understand if AI takes everyone’s job and everyone gets universal basic income where does the money come from in order to pay for people’s universal basic income
>>221689149senile by this point
WW3 Starmtroopers on the march
>>221689135>Meanwhile, Conservative MP James Cleverly says "Labour will try and take credit for this reduction in net migration".>He says that the drop is "mainly due to the visa changes that I introduced as home secretary in December 2023 and which Labour opposed at the time", he adds.
Feels like something could kick off in the next few days. The wogs get triggered by heat. Stay safe out there.
>>221689235
>>221689250That's racist reckon you need a good beating you incel freak
>>221689222mega corporations trading with each other
>>221689170At least if it reduced to zero the new houses being built would actually be helping with the shortage
a wog in a bog with a frog on a log
We need to figure out how to depopulate India. I'm thinking of using social media to popularise public discontent and separatism.
covent garden zoomers proper brainrotted queuing for poppi like its gonna heal their maccies gutrot
>>221689250will be a good summer for the youtube auditors filming city centre scraps
Rorke accidentally shitting himself during the Tommy Robinson march
>>221689222Taxing the people that still have jobs 70% of their salary
Diego is going to be bvsed tomorrow
>>221689274More trains
>>221689280With you spamming every single video right here for us to ignore and for you to reply to yourself over
Have my future secured by investing in AI, if it replaces jobs I'll get UBI and enjoy the profits of my investment
i just put a beam on that brand new dracohundred shots in it, got that shit from diego
Let the sharts out
>>221689298Genius
>>221689304nah, that's not me. posting the 'eitch vids that's not me. linking the kurt caz that's not me
sex poo
Why does rorke love to hate everyone remotely different to himself?Why does he hate minority groups that he has never even interacted with but gets his entire knowledge about from 4chan and extreme right wing social media influencers?
Bro thinks he's part of the club
Trying to start a Bangladeshi AIPAC
>>221689369*yawns loudly in your face*
hi
>>221689388Turkeys voting for Christmas
>>221689388He's one of those BASED black guys!
>>221689388he wants a free flight to jamaica
>>221689222Everything gets expropriated, the country and its assets will be property of the new technofeudal aristocracy, your submission and acquiesce will be what is tokenised. You will watch the goyslop and say how good it is or you will not eat.
>>221689111>>221689115>>221689118>>221689120>>221689132Well.I expected some good nasty sex stories from across the channel.Im a bit disappointed i must say.
>>221689398>You're right and I have no response so I'll just be an annoying cunt instead Yeah about what I expected
>>221689388leftypol spewing racist slurs at him
>>221689388future MP
>>221689369rorke lives with the masses. leftypol thinks every brown is like the educated couple of immigrants he met at university
>>221689422just been working on myself recently... how is your dating life mr french man?
>>221689422we used to be a shaggers general but we lost our mojo
>>221689369>that he has never even interacted withbizarre insinuation
>>221689453rorke lives with his parents in rural cumbria and barely leaves the house
>>221689487Last time to you spoke to a:>Black person >Trans person >Muslim
>>221689506every single day, trannies less sodo you live in a 99.9% white area? you can't not interact with them
>>221689453Average rorke never leaves his mum's spare bedroom and lives in a 98% white rural Midlands constituency
bonjour lads how’s it foíng
>>221689391Bengalis would fuck it up
>>221689474>how is your dating life mr french Married since last year.>we used to be a shaggers general but we lost our mojoGet back into the game lad. Its time.
>>221689532I haven't seen a non-white person in weeks apart from on TV where admittedly they make up like 70% of presenters
>>221689564Fucked up the green textdamn
>>221689565Simply don't believe this unless you're living in deepest Wales/Scotland or rural county Durham
Just become a trader and use your money to save the white race, Aryan wymyns will suck your suck youur cock everyday, faggots
>>221689388He wants to fuck trad white women Don’t blame him, I’d watch
>>221689600Try leaving London/Birmingham/Manchester, it's great
>>221689604ffs rorke
>>221689590are you the one who asked for the johnny bravo apu?
>>221689630You wouldn’t?
>>221689632Non.
Getting a beer belly from not doing my prescribed weekly exercise. Doesn't take long for this cheeky fuck to come back now I'm in the late 30s doom cycle. Fucks sake, need to stop the boozing and the bread and get back on the overnightoatgrind
Problem with sharing DNA results on a site like this is it makes you instantly doxable
>>221687702Famous like of surveillance in london
rorke covering his mouth when he giggles
I exercise and maintain a calorie deficit but, I'm still fat. I think it's the depression fucking with my weight
>>221687817This is our lebensraum
>>221687702That's a good thing, a broken clock is right twice a day after all
get the impression that people on this site take cartoon porn a bit too seriously
>>221689564>Married since last year.congrats lad (if white)
>>221689686The US government knows the identity of any 4chan user
>>221689709i’m very good during the week then just suck ridiculous amounts of the alcoholic jew and consume the snacking jew at the weekend
>>221688066>Youre a spastic if you live in a high trust society and are unprepared for 3rd world scams
>>221689756Probably, and I would assume Mossad too given Epstein's direct involvement with managing 4chan.
rorke getting driven by his mum to the local restore meeting
>>221689709fat comes off a lot harder for some, keep at it
never really know what possesses a man to repost shit food he found on reddit
>>221689781boredom and need for attention due to emotional instability
There's a yank who comes to /brit/ every day of his life just to post yank chud politics slop and yank culture war shite he finds on twitter
>>221689781here is an image the twitter algorithm gave me
>>221689629Unless you haven't left your house in weeks or gone anywhere further than the local pub you haven't not since a non white face in weeks This isn't 2005
>>221688396Reddit chuckling at this but then supporting people that do this for free
Starmer is unironically based and the best PM we've had since literally decades
>>221688704Sounds like a pretty toxic work environment
>>221689832How so?
anxiously waiting for the new
finna dab *dabs*
Britain needs Anarchism
right..... time to get out of bed
>>221689893OPFOR phenotype
>>221689923I dont understand how anything functions in an anarchist "society"
I'll be there, will you??
>>221689981neoliberal teeth
>>221689960The Irish are our enemies you mong
ok I will make the ruby 'dish !!
browserberg won't let me bake for some reason so I'll have to wait *sits cross legged with my hand on my chin*
Sir Ghost deKiev
>>221690060>>221690060>>221690060
>>221689967slavery
Zogberg stopping me from making the new
>>221690072>>221690072>>221690072
