Fun editionold: >>221687624
don't all post at once
starmtroopers subedish
>>221690060would like to study are rubes' arse
ROARke
rorke's spliff
stopped wiping my arse after a shit because im poor and on uc was going to shower after pooing but cant be arsed and the shit has formed huge chunks of dried poo bit like how you get chunks of earwax or bogies but on a bigger scale quite satisfying to get a good chunk out and I don't eat the poo before anyone starts
>>221690167nigga thats a weed sweet
>>221690175you cannot be so poor that bog roll becomes an issue
actually screaming at the /tv/ log right now
these /brit/ niggas is living poo to poo
>>221690200its like a tenner for 9 rolls fuck paying that when I could get food or other essentials
>>221690175actually think what really happened is subconsciously youve just decided to stop bothering to take care of course and used money as the excuse
The proverbial 'late lunch'
>>221690227i still brush my teeth and wash my face and use deodorant
coming to the realisation i’m not even that smart, and I was just brought up surrounded by 90iq working class thickos who also greatly overestimated my intelligence. definitely above average but whenever i’m surrounded by genuine highly intelligent people im shown for the fraud i am. very much a big fish in a small pond situation
>>221690175why didnt you just find the nearest tree and grind your arse against the trunk?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screaming_(TV_series)
so these neet "chads" I hear so much about are walking around with pooey arses
>>221690175Baffling post
>>221690231We know
>*block shitskin post*
doing rorke stuff in my rorke van
rorke trying to pick a scab from inside his nostril but pulling out a hair by accident and crying a bit
>>221690333Checked and reported to gchq
>>221690175Your life is so shit
Overwhelmed by the amount of posts you lot are making
wow what an experience
just found out im gay
lots of posts nuked in the old it might be over for the thread
the cold insincerity of steel machines has consumed our euphoria
just got an email with the title "anon, could your family pay the bills if you died?"don't need to hear that today
>the cold insincerity of steel machines has consumed our euphoria
>>221690566Lion Forest
Playing one of those "videogames"
reckon if lil pump could read he’d be a /brit/poster
>>221690516egyptbot got killed twice
>>221690583
don't like how often you have to hoover to maintain a tidy flat
>>221690473how are you taking it?
>>221690664up the arrus
Think I'm going to start being nice to people on this thread instead of being mean, just wish you cunts wouldn't make it so fucking hard you're all terrible.
>>221690672wahey
I'm BRVTON...
>>221690660Get one of those little robot ones
>>221690672sc
Going to get a cowboy hat and make my whole personality liking country music. Anyone know any country musicians other than dolly parton with this massive tits?
Bizarre
>>221690710me too
>>221690731Loretta Lynn but she covered them up most of the time
>>221690738Really does remind you that most people on this website are the worst type of unoriginal bandwagonning cunts
>>221690738SCREAMING at the barry from eastenders one
>>221690776Really screaming though? Really?
yanks love banging on about their freedom
>>221690738I'm a sick fuck I like to shit suck
business idea: webms with sound on /int/ and posting 2 images with one post
>>221690805nahher
Straight up rorkin' my willpeter silly
>>221690776I got a retweet off of barrold onceproud moment for me was that
>>2216908181/3rd videos posted would have popscares in them if they had sound
>>221690738ffs my thread isn't there
>>221690800well he won didn't he
>>221690839Based Stepan
>>221690839my spirit berg
Business idea: likes and laugh emoji reactions on int
Dubliners are more educated than the rest of Ireland, partly by dint of their English ancestry and the British infrastructure that they inherited, but it makes them more insufferable to be around. The rest of the island openly loathes England, but Dubliners are incredibly pretentious in a very Reddit-user kind of way. They attempt to intellectualise their Anglophobia in the hope that outsiders and left-wing Englishmen will be fooled by it, despite there being no substance to most of their deceitful claims.
>>221690839>>221690869
lexi belle
>>221690908Anyone that suggests James Joyce could be pretentious is... Oh wait yeah absolutely correct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EPDT3uXyxc
Giving myself a wedgie because I like how it makes my arse feel
>>221690979zesty
>>221690928Very based
>>221690245you sound 90iq tbf
You ain't part of the club lil bro :crying emoji:
So-called ''''French'''' is only ~15% Frankish in origin.Old Frankish was mutually intelligible with Old English.
doing a zesty foden face rn
>>221691014Rorke mocking black guys on an incel forum, but he wouldn't dare do it in real life
teaching rorke to suck eggs
on the snow with rupert lowe
feeling cheeky might start unnecessary drama
He's probably one of those conservative quarter zip ahh yn's who shags middle-upper class white girls
>>221691024the french language puzzles me a bit it seems quite different from any of its neighbours
>>221691057I'd chin him on the spot if he turned up to my local meetup
remembered something embarrassing from 10 years ago so that's the day ruined
>>221690956that boy EMPTIED the dancefloor with his bullshit
beautiful out there
>>221691111
remember telling my dad I was going to do American studies at university and he went mental saying I need to do a real degree I ignored him of course and am now 33, obese and never had a job in my life
odds go for a runevens go for a beer
>>221691111at least you got quads
>>221691128screaming at this
>>221691111>>221691128Wow this is me every dayI thought I was the only one like this
anyone seen that video of that chav who knocks another chav out and then pulls his joggers down and fingers his arse while he’s still out cold mental
>>221691143grow up
>>221691111I was there, you made a right cunt of yourself, everyone still remembers, I'm lol'ing right now lol lol LOL @ u cuntmong
>>221691138>obesesounds like you learned at least once thing from that degree
>>221691142lucky bastard
>>221691153ok now what
dont think ill work tomorrow
>>221691138>american studies>obesepfffteven
>>221691111ktimhow can i share this to my instagram status
>>221691138Just think, you could've graduated, done a year at a 'college' in Virginia, married a local Anglophile and then spent your life working at Colonial Williamsburg doing comfy guided tours for fellow lovers of American history.
If only there was some way to get all the benefits of having a girlfriend without needing to have a girlfriend
>>221691105Yes and you earn 10 million pounds a year don't you. Twat
Wifeberg annoyed at me because I wouldn't let her buy some shitty £40 Chinese knock-off strimmer off Amazon that'll probably burn the shed down.Can't win
I embrace the outlaw life
sex in a fangina
>>221691138I did magazine journalism, my dad tried to talk me out of that too but in my defence he did biology and ended up as a lorry driver so what the fuck does he know
>>221691152No, just the one of the big lad who looks like Caleb off of Clarkson's Farm and who bumwanks another lad but he doesn't pass out
>>221691212what do you mean you wouldnt let herdid you hit her
I fell for the history degree meme and have been unemployed since 2009
got my williamsburg out
Sir Cuckold UnderthethumbDame Husqvarna Denier
>>221691212Did you offer to get a proper strimmer or just say no and leave it at that? Also how tf do you think it's going to burn down the shed? Surely it won't be left plugged in
>>221691233Rookie mistake. If you want to study history you study archaeology.
screaming and shitting out my bedroom window
someone named Mr Willard phoned my work earlier and i had to not laugh
should get an NI conts refund every year you don't use the NHS. hate that the last time I used it was as a child but fat cunts and smokers are there every other week
>>221691261I studied archaeology and currently work in a clothes shop. Before that I worked as a barista
>>221691284Rookie mistake. Should've studied real archaeology and not Ancient Greece bullshit
>>221691284Barista isn't a real thing, it's just a gay name for coffee bitch
>>221691212Dadstein always told me shit tools do a shit jobYou really only understand how true it is when you go from using shit tools to proper tools, most women will never really understand because they don't use tools like men use tools.
>>221691284any good clothes
got a degree in rorkeology from the school of life
>>221691324not really its matalan I do get a staff discount which is nice though
mad how some people on /brit/ have wives
if you wanna piss yourself laughing go on Instagram watch sam bagshaw fucking monging out its well funny
did maths at uni and dropped out went back at 23 and did games design should've stuck with maths kek
>>221691342no they don't. not since spaino left
>>221691298I actually am full Irish R1b
american milfs
>>221691368Hot milfs like this don't exist.
did the first year of a compsci degree then switched to journalism with english language in my last year now
>>221691368ah yes definitely want to see your wedding pictures in the background while gooning to you
>>221691366I've got a wive, very well adjusted member of society me
>>221691434Should've picked up Arabic or Urdu the way the UK is going
How do I know if I've got a lazy eye? It looks a bit wonky when I move my eyes to certain angles, but if I'm looking straight ahead or not trying to notice it I don't think I have a lazy eye
>>221691024Old Frankish became Dutch
bum on toast for lunch x
>>221691434That was quite a choice. Decided having a possibility of a future just wasn't worth it did you? (I have a journalism degree so I can judge?>>221691436
>>221691466Cover your none-lazy eye. If your vision is very strained in the eye that means it's lazy
>look up old mate from school on linkedin>always thought we were equal in mind>did a phd in maths with a focus in quantum computing >im a neet that’s me humbled truly
wanted to do geology at uni but failed my chemistry a level so had to do geography instead only job I've had was working at a travel agents in 2011 until I failed the probation
poo is cumming out of bumbaclart hole as we speakmad really
Need my curtains measured
Doing the Macarena dance
Nah but to be fair black pussy did change him
>>221691466If it looks like this >>221691509Crazy how much high school matters looking backSo many people are still thinking about their classmates, trying to one up each other in life, looking to see if any of the girls they had a crush on ended up making onlyfans/slutty instagram posts etc.
Pretty much this, it typically smells worse than it tastesI've eaten small amount a few times, the worst thing about it is that it can taste pretty bitter, but on the flip side it can even taste sweet depending on what the person's been eating / drinking.I think it's safe to assume a big part of the gagging response initially is heavily influenced by taught psychological aversion.
so many of you are jobless losers lmao
>Every Teenage Boy's FantasyIs this true?
picked maths further maths physics and chemistry as a level subjects my parents expected great things of me since I got all A or A* at GCSE well I did a month of college and dropped out now I'm early 30s and cry when the shop has none of my favourite drink in stock
any poo men in?
>>221691516You on the good bennies at least? Hope you haven't been on basic rate UC for all that time
Listening to Daft Punk Discovery. Mad to think how lucky I am to have seen them on the Alive tour in 2007 and didn't even do any proper drugs
>>221691573me earlier, I was a very enthusiastic and passionate poo man who got the job done very efficiently
for some reason I find it really funny that martha got ruby a duff beer glass for her birthday. she's probably livid she has to post a thanks for something so far removed from her aesthetic or appear ungrateful
>>221691555it’s a very formative time. you’re growing up around 100 other people your age who are also. how popular you were doesn’t really matter after school since school hierarchies dissapear after the fact, but who you were, what you did, how you acted can have a huge influence on who you end up becoming as an adult
>>221691579gave up on bennies I live with the parents and they give me an allowance
>>221691559
Why is it an A* instead of an A+ like every other fucking country on earthand why is it 6th form instead of Year 12 like every other fucking country on earth
>>221691595>and didn't even do any proper drugsSeeing that on mandy would have changed me more than black pussy changed rorke
>>221691567Dropped out of uni twice with 90 grand of student debt and now I'm in a mental health ward, I also cry when I can't have a pint
>>221691436She's quite prudish in every video, and doesn't engage in sexual conversation of any kind. She has a Patreon where she posts nothing but pics of her wearing perfectly normal clothes, no lingerie or bikini at all. That's why it's hot that she wore that particular dresshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJWqKdvERGU
>>221691605You have some tolerant parents then. No reason not to try for bennies as well though. Even basic rate UC will add another 400 quid to your account every month and all you have to do is turn up for ten minutes every two weeks at a job center and say you looked at indeed. Add PIP grifting on top of it and you'll be set.
did sociology at university because I was too thick for psychology closest I ever got to a job was when I got invited to an interview at next which I failed
>>221691615>Why is it an A*once you create your own algorithm you name it whatever you want
>>221691599Mad how all my problems in life would've been solved if I had my first shag and got my driver's license at 16
>>221691567got an A* in A-level maths and now I earn £13.30 an hour so there you go
>>221691615scottish system works best imoprimary 1 to primary 7 (ages 4-5 to 11-12)then s1 (secondary 1) to s6, ages 11-12 to 17-18you sit national 5 (gsce equivalent) in S4, then across S5 and S6 sit Highers (A level) or Advanced Higher.
remember that film which had the boy in it carrying a lunchbox of his own farts aroundwhat was all that about
>>221691615In the UK it's all numbers now, 9 instead of A* etc. Makes me feel old that mine are the old fashioned unc letter grades.
threads a bit depressing atm
>>221691596can't beat them one and done poos
>>221691635But at least you know what the term habitus means
>>221691622Yeah me too lad, all I did was drink some beers and smoke a bit of weed. Probably for the best really, reckon if I'd done a pill I would have been chasing that high for the rest of my life. As is I just have quite nice times at house and techno nights and then forget about it for a few months.
>>221691658always is before the toilers get home and shit it up even further
>>221691658get on pip lad
got an offer to do chemical engineering at Oxford but had to turn it down because my mum didn't want me moving too far away had to attend a shite uni in Aberdeen and ended up switching to business management in the second year because of mental elf only job I had was a cleaner at a factory on an industrial estate and that lasted like 4 months
>>221691555Looks a bit like that when I look directly upMy right eye is sort of looking north-east
>>221691668only ever did drink, weed and gear me had ketamine once and loved it. stayed far from the pills as i was always scared i would get a dodgy one and diegood thing i never done it tbf. like you said would be chasing that high. don’t do any other drugs anymore. just the drink. it’s a mugs game really
this is the filmhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderpants>Thunderpants is a 2002 family absurdist comedy film about a boy whose incredible capacity for flatulence gets him a job as an astronaut.based
>>221691111about a year ago i was home alone for 2 weeks because the family went on holiday without me, and i became convinced that someone had broken into the house because the wifi went out at the exact moment that i started hearing creaking upstairs. ran out the house with a knife, and walked over to one of my neighbours sitting in his car and asked him if he saw someone enter. he said he saw nothing and told me to call the police, while being evidently alarmed by my extremely baggy clothing and the butchers knife in my hand. instead i reentered the house, ran around the place screaming that i was gonna kill whoever was in there, and then called the police just in case before feeling embarrassed and ending the call a minute in. turns out the neighbours cat had entered the space between the floors or some shit through a hole in the house and had been chasing the mice that have infested this shithole for years, hence the creaking, and the wifi thing was just a coincidence. feel like killing myself everytime i see that neighbour
rorke doing a roly polys around his living room
>>221691736lol
>>221691727Sad thing is you can immediately clock these ladies as Australians from Sydney, that's how bad it has become
>>221691736Kek yeah that's annoying you e got a constant reminder of that time you looked like a proper crazy fucker
Rorke come outside the sun's out
>>221691706Probs for the best, I've had a many year substance abuse problem that I sometimes manage to knock on the head for a bit and then go back to it. Not a huge fan of sobriety really.
>>221691727
>>221691736puttering at this
did film studies at uni I don't even watch films I prefer books anyways got a 2:2 and currently on the dole at the young age of 36
still fuming at how shit the yank world cup song is
>>221691727I wish you wouldn't post it because I watch it and get angry every fucking time. Nobody tell what a sneaky link is it will make it worse for me.
>>221691472shut up you boring cunt lol
>>221691727not even 100 years ago their kind had no rights and were just there to cook, clean and pop out babies. is this progress? I am not so sure
>>221691804haven't engaged with anything related to the world cup at all me
Applied to uni and got offers even got accepted at a decent uni but didn't go in the end because didn't want to leave my dog who fucking died months after rejecting my uni offers. Been neet ever since
any nigga craving a pepsi max?
>>221691797would drink her squirt
Goals for my PhD>Publish 2 papers a year>Shag hot birds>Get smashed in the pub every Friday>Get a job afterwardsSeems simple enough
My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?That's the way I like it, and I'll never get bored
>>221691797Kind of a tell they came to that conclusion.
I understand not going to uni or dropping out or losing a job. I’ve actually done all 3. How can this happen to you at like 21 though and you just remained a neet until 30
>>221691845yes now you mention it
>>221691859How are they your "goals"? Those things are just a given while you're working on a PhD.
>>221691726rorke adding this film to his watchlist
haven't heard from eggmong in a while
>>221691887You'd be surprised how many PhDs don't publish and don't shag hot birds
>>221691904he posted his scrawny physique recently
>>221691875>How can this happen to you at like 21 though and you just remained a neet until 30this could happen with anyone...
>>2216917275'3 and an attitude for me
>>221691726Watched this on one of those charity film nights where the local council theatre screens a cheap shit filmTwere comfy
got 4 exams left then im done with uni. 1st class econ degree from a top 20 uni on the way, and i still feel so little hope for the future that killing myself may be a better option than going through the modern-day job search humiliation ritual
>>2216916156th form is years 12 and 13. I think the term "6th form" is some old fashioned thing. There used to be "5th form" and others I think, but those terms are not used anymore.
>>221691933sign on
i just went to uni, got my 2:1 without effort, went straight into a job, and then found a better job a few years later
Did Spanish at uni but didn't do the year abroad because I had separation anxiety with my mum. haven't worked since I left in 2015 but I did work at a subway during uni
>>221691940yeah we used nth forms at school but I thought that was a private school thing as the povvo schools used year X
>his GCSE results begin with letters and not numbers
Not a tarq but my parents did gift me this
ktim
dont have ant GCSEs mehave a BTEC in PE
>>221691980Lend us five thousand
i dont have any GCSEs, we dont them in scotland you see
>>221691875Throughout history there would have been people who just failed to prosper. These days those people can just get addicted to the internet and they neglect the things they should be doing, like getting a job.
>>221691990basado
>>221691948shant, already planning my final blaze of glory before i leave this mortal coil. think itll involve getting drunk and scrolling on /brit/, but im open to suggestions
>>221691967Could heem this cunt easy
More proud of the fact I can put both of my hands on my shaft than I am of the 1:1 for my dissertation. My hypothesis is that physical traits are seen as more desirable than mental ones.
>>221691999Pull yourself up by your bootstraps dickhead
>>221691980please tell me you don't work
>>221691949Ktim, been 15 years and through a few jobs and now I make a very comfortable 50k. Probably helps that I'm not that outwardly autistic and I'm tall and white and don't smell bad.
got a 2:1 in computer studies but got rejected from my only job interview because of my appearance and hygiene
>>221691980giz a fiver
>>221692020Your parents tell you that n all?
That time I did meth made me really productive until I'd finished all my work and then I was just super hyper alert and bored. Not really meant to be that efficient in current day.
might eat some grapes lol
>>221692056>computer studiesIs that just a dumbed down version of computer science
>>221692066where are you getting meth in the uk
>>221692074hahahaha nahhhhh
>>221692021Course I work can't live off that forever can I >>221692061No
wtf is a 1:1 or 2:1 i just have a degree and a laureate prize email
>>221692093tight git
>>221692078it’s a gay thing
nigga studying a computer
>>221691904I'm here every day lad but thank you for remembering me x
imagine every poster retroactively was given a username that way we could match personal asides to gimmick posters and such like it'd be interesting to say the least
1:1 magna cum laude in Porn Studies
>>221692093If your parents can afford to give you 250 bags of sand (slang for thousand) they can give you a stipend to avoid the humiliation of a job
>>221692098>1:1First class honours. Best of the best. Top grades basically.>2:1Basically just means you're not as good.
>>221692110
>>221692117I'd be tracked down and brutally murdered
>>221692078Darknet markets. Free 0.1g sample where I just had to pay postage. Liked it a lot, decided I probably shouldn't get any more.
>>221692110There really are some utterly bizarre creatures lurking this general
why doesn't he bin them
>>221690110https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhwmLLSPAig
tell you whats more humiliating than having a job, being a workshy dole dossing scrounger living off the handouts and charity of other people
>>221692110based tbf
mummykins and daddybobs are both land-owning investment bankers and CEOs of gambling companies so they sit around a lot and smoke crack all day
>>221692110how many eggs do you eat a day?
>>221692110And WHY do you need to eat so many eggs?
>>2216920981st - 70% of more2:1 - Above 60%2:2 - Above 50%3rd - Above 40%Below that is a fail I guess
i HATE bradleyposts
I am mentally ill, I am British
The military literally exists as a 'get out of unemployment' card where you get fit, skilled up in practical trades and can travel the world all while getting a competitive salary and veterans benefits and people will go 'nah'.
>>221692135>>221692191thanks xx
>>221692127That's too many bags of sand, you're basically looking at beach territory there. Unless you live on a flood plain it's just entirely unnecessary
>>221692207the grunch who raped bradley
>>221691967ktim
>>221692155I don't think I'm that weird particularly.>>221692173Thank you.>>221692185Around 10-11.>>221692188They're quick and easy and don't really taste of anything so you can shovel them down.
>>221692191Is it really 70%? that's pretty low. In Aus it's 85-100% I know we're smarter and more talented but still.
>>221692215don’t want to fight for epsteinite western elites thanks
>>221692231Bet your farts are fucking rancid
Blud put a sock in his pants
leftypol finding rorkes monster turd floating in their shared toilet without any loo roll
hate arsenal
>>221692231Looking sharp. Do you eat anything else? What's the timeline between each picture?
>>221692263
>>221692231I'm trying to go 6 eggs a day but it's hard for me.
Goodbye !
Skinny yt boi with a big willy? Keep this man away from Peckham
>>221692231eggs make me feel sick if i eat more than 3 at a time
>>221692285cheerio
>no Rome enjoyers in /brit/top cringe baka
chinky fella delivered my takeaway slop instead of a brown manvery good
>>221692265Warum?
Why did she do itWhy do women always have to do it
meal deal on the cards
goodbye to everybody who hated on me
Mad how it literally is the Jews and it's not some fringe joke online
i cant wait for the day australia gets the nuclear holocaust it deserves
>>221692313
>>221692327It's da juice
The cheese I brought for lunch is stinking up my office and my coworkers are starting to wonder about the smell. Too ashamed to admit it I hope they just don't notice it's coming from my bag
goodbye to the people that loved, me
breath stinks of mackerel
yeah I'm thinking it's home time
>>221690072>>221690072>>221690072
>Mad how it literally is the Jews and it's not some fringe joke online
I am Fares. I am full Egyptian
>>221692313https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-0rF1HJL2U
Australia is widely regarded as the greatest nation in human history, if anyone could get nuked and bounce back stronger than before, it's Australia, God's country.
>>221692317hurensöhner
Need to see a post that makes me think….”yeah”
