Pop-punk edition
going to have a bath shortly.
>>221696443Homesick is a very good album, I listen to it often
>>221696423arse is nsfw anyway you retarded CUNT. KYS IDIOT
tempted to get beerbergs tonight but will probably be getting them tomorrow night as well
>>221695858would be a good mastermind subject that
why are they so keen on millions coming into the country anyway? how does that help workers?
>>221696467a bit of bum is fine. it's when you start getting to the hole that it becomes nsfw
>>221696488WRONG NIGGA WRONG AS FUCK KYS IDIOT WANKSTAIN
You're a real bastard bird, jumping around with your airs. You've committed crimes for thousands of years; today we'll finally settle accounts with you. We'll attack you relentlessly, beating, bombing, and plundering; setting it all ablaze.
Lambs hearts stir fry down the hatch
>>221696499calm down
The Dominator™
we need to kill thomas tuchel i'm so serious
>>221696443Hate the Yankee talk sing they do in that genre
Some sparrows found a refuge in the extraterritorial premises of various diplomatic missions in China. The personnel of the Polish embassy in Beijing denied the Chinese request to enter the embassy premises and scare away the sparrows who were hiding there, and as a result the embassy was surrounded by people with drums. After two days of constant drumming, the Poles had to use shovels to clear the embassy of dead sparrows.
>>221696464cant have baths because lying around naked makes me horny so i end up wanking in the water and the sperms start to act like the sperms of a fish swimming through the ocean and it creeps me out
>>221696519young emmet?
>>221696519
if you're listening wooooooooooooooohohohoho
>>221696531So you're incapable of controlling yourself?
UM
>>221696519>lets put all the toppings on top of each other why are they like this
>>221696519shocking toppings distribution
>>221696531aroused by simply being naked
I'm a totally boring freak wanker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjfqTLD7Oo0&t=22016sBlu panic
>>221696552and that's a good thing
I fought the announcement for the team was fomorrow?
>>221696551>>221696559ye im a virgin so i get aroused easily. it's a struggle to control myself on the bus
>>221696455He is unironically doing a good job but people hate him because he is boring, democracy is an awful way to run a country because it selects for people with aura rather than some boring cunt who just does the job
>>221696564kroaring this is me
>>221696578We are the team as sacked tranny says
my twink feet fucking stink
>>221696566https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6tVGxkH35gblu
>>221696531would break you in half with my cock
>>221696585The bus gets you horny?
>>221696552>yfw tuchel is going full arteta 89 minutes of defence 1-0 to the england
my hairy pooey twink arsehole stinks
>>221696626no the young girls getting on the bus
team birt
>>221696616better one (apart from the uuh the youths)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJM4AQSbZDk
>>221696586public canings of ne'erdowellers would help his image bigly
>>221696585used to get boners on the bus me always used to die right before i needed to get offif that isn't proof of god i don't know what is
>>221696586>democracy is an awful way to run a country because it selects for people with aura rather than some boring cunt who just does the jobthis didn't happen until very recently though, i think the fault lies with modern media
cant sleep naked without getting an erection and then too ashamed to sleep naked after i jizz
im proud of my yamnaya ancestry
foden and maguire not in WC squad
don't like going on /sp/ during world cups because everyone makes fun of us
>>221696610um>>221696628UM
>>221696663you need to yamanya get a job
been wearing the same socks for days and stepped in a few puddles so they fucking pong but it's quite a nice pong desu
>>221696705nasolabial folds
some utter freaks on here
>>221696670and Henderson is
Pleased that say anything is included in the edition. They never get enough appreciation. Had tickets to see them in london last year but they pulled out because max bemis is a shitdick.
>>221696705blah blah blah*activates rape mode*
Can't have a wank, plumber in home.
and when im back in chicago, i feel it
i'm 26 and dating a 17 year old it's completely legalin fact i am thinking of dumping her for hr 16 year old friend (once you get into the space they all wanna jump on your cock because you have a car, even though it's a 2016 corsa lmao)problem foids?
eating a packet of chris
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7478989.stm Party as Sir Cyril Smith turns 80 A special gala concert is being held to celebrate the 80th birthday of former Rochdale MP Sir Cyril Smith.Friends and colleagues will pay tribute to the larger-than-life character at Rochdale Town Hall on Saturday.A pie supper will be served before performances by Jimmy Cricket and the Rochdale Youth Orchestra.Liberal Democrat Sir Cyril won the Rochdale seat in a by-election for the Liberals in 1972 and served the constituency until he retired in 1992.During that time he was appointed chief whip for the Liberals.'An inspiration'He is still active in the town on behalf of his party and local charities.Rochdale's present Lib Dem MP, Paul Rowen, said: "I have worked with Sir Cyril since I joined the Young Liberals over 30 years ago."He has been an amazing ambassador for our town and a true inspiration for me personally."Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg also passed on his best wishes.He said: "You were a beacon for our party in the 70s and 80s and continue to be an inspiration for the people of Rochdale and many others."Local party officials have also set up a birthday tribute page on the social networking website, Facebook, for people to leave their best wishes.
I never cared for anime
>>221696705they already control so much over dating but cant cope when their fellow woman whos younger nabs a guy their age
pool milf was looking particularly leng today
women and their sex holes
>>221696807Can't wait until my mates daughters are fit teenagers.
men and their sex holes
new gimmick where i trove the archive for posts that were popular and i just repost them and pretend like it's something i just came up with
seeing a Chinese woman simply talk in Chinese makes my willy go hard
>>221696807tfw i'm uncle george
swangy ting
>>221696849
>>221696857people already do this
want to look in bank account to see if i got paid yet but if i haven't i'll be disappointed
listening to Crowbar
>>221696857if there's a super recogniser like me around you won't get away with it
heartbreaking: woman you don't know just got the most dogshit haircut you've ever seen
>>221696786Get that teen pussy mate, I'm jelly
any lad loves remembering all their cringe memories
>>221696860WO GUNG BAO, QI SHU MA LO XA
>>221696857I do this with old Spaino posts and they get no (You)s
>>221696791Isn't he a nonce?
>>221696921coz he was always a boring bastard
>>221696904
>>221696705Hags fuming
>>221696921you lack aura
dos spainos en este hilo btw
>>221696883im paid at the same time on the same day every month
having a quick look on my old facebook account to see what people i went to school with are doing and i gotta say, even though i am a smelly neet incel, i look WAY younger than everyone elseat 40 years old you can see who ages badly. everyone bald, white, wrinklyi'm still baby faced with a full head of hair think it's time for me to hit the tinder and find the leftover women
>>221696973>i'm still baby faced with a full head of hairtends to happen when you stay indoors your entire life doing fuck all
>>221696973baby-faced 40 year old is it?
>>221696921don't know how to feel when i search something i want to say and dtfic posted it once in 2024 and again in 2025
>>221696958i think i am but i don't know which day it's on
when you see an asian woman with a nice ass it's like wow
>at 40 years old>i'm still baby faced
>>221696991yes i got ID'd even at 35-36
>>221696973but they have lived full lives with kids and partners. where as you have stayed in your childhood bedroom
asian women have odourless fannoids
>yes i got ID'd even at 35-36
>>221697017kek
>>221697037MATE are you fucking serious? asian women don't shave, that shit absorbs all their stench. they stink like chow mein
>>221697065not in my experience
okay i look maybe 30 but after having spent the last 20 years in my room i retained my youth, i will get some good leftover milf... wait and see
>Starmer says he will campaign for Burnham in MakerfieldHe's desperately trying to scupper him
I'm gay
The Face of Antisemitism
asians just smell like cigs and you can see the perfume they need to wear because it's so heavy so you can smell it through the smoke
fulfilled my childhood dream and crafted dragonbone armor but it looks fucking dogshit
>>221697104>Mehmette Titmoglu
Sir Keir Stormer
hungwy :[
Got the Battlefield 6 installing ladsYou know when you haven't played a game in a while and want to get back into it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yLNNHaN0gUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yLNNHaN0gU
had four chocolate eclairs
>>221697104absolutely would
>>221697104would wife her
>>221697145you disgusting fat freak
>>221697145the pastries or the delectable sweeties
>>221697118why are video game characters so goofy looking
>>221697129
>>221697131no because im a grown up and dont play with childish toys
Must be weird being ArmenianYou're White and Christian but Armenia is a West Asian country so you can't really call yourself "White" without people raising eyebrows
>>221697129what's your favourite food
>>221697156pastries
dont get paid until 26 and i have no food in the house
>>221697167
>>221697180kebab
>>221697162dire armour this
>>221697180meatballs and pasta
>>221697178>white
>>221697104shes a tranny hater toolove her
>>221697170I know you're baiting but I am a grown ahh man with a well paying white-collar job and I still play bideo gamesGot back into them after I graduated and got over my whole "vidya is for loser kids" complex I had in uni
>>221697196Get some berries in you, just make sure the wind doesn't blow away your remaining cash
Vanitas vanitatum et Omnia vanitas
>>221697240ᓀ‸ᓂ
>>221697065Don't post things which arouse people and give them outrageous boners upon reading, this is a blue board and you will reported next time you say something like that, I am letting you off with this warning just for now.
>>221697170don't have to pretend mate, there's no lasses here to impress by acting all hard
>>221697212um that's mine too
remember lads - ignis aurum probat
>>221697229ktimafter a particularly heavy coke sesh the comedown does make me realise I'm a childish loser for playing video games thoughever
>>221697268no its notyoure lying and doing manipulation again
dura lex sed lex
>>221697196want me to buy you a pizza?
>>221696443As it happens I will be seeing Good Charlotte this weekend lad
Sittin in the yard, gettin some sun x
>>221697284theyre fine if enjoyed as part of a healthy lifestyle. i like video games but also have plenty of mates, a gf, other hobbies, exercise etc.
>>221697312yes pls
>>221697240
>>221697295again? x
>>221697319Don't burn yourself son, but enjoy! :D Summer is certainly coming around you can feel it
for reference, here is a girl who was in my yeartrying to look good with all the lighting and shit, but she is almost 40meanwhile i get ID'd without even trying
going to this soon
hi
>>221697196And how old are you now?
>>221697319Used to take pictures on Snapchat like this when I was 14 grow up you melon
>>221697330I know its you on /cric/ always trying to mess with me>>221697342ᓀ‸ᓂ
nigga said hi
bro really said hi loool
always talm bout sum "hi"
might start experimenting with heroin
>>221696627southgate era never truly ended I guess, gonna be more of the same dull stuff
brit niggas be making gimmicks outta anythinglikehi lmao
>hiomds
>>221697341shagged a scottish girl in porto
"hi" what WILL they think of next? haha
No, Judy Hopps from Zootropolis 2 would not "dom" you.
>>221697234prehistoric reference
the wanktoil>>>/gif/30667993>>>/gif/30667993
>>221697120>>221697148>>221697150>>221697224Gross antisemites!
thought on ian curtis?
>>221697340>t. Manchester canal-pusher
new gay show on channel 4
>>221697396don't know if i like this new mike posner single
even the homemade stuff is pixelated
>>221697432
>>221697341What's all this girly shit? Get yersen to Bloodstock lad
>>221697196hit up a food bank near you
wish i could shag the gilfs at toil
>>221697396what did her arsehole look like?
>>221697432If I was short I would do this
Really, really vibing x
>>221697431>i can't fathom as a 26 year old what i would have in common with a 19 year olduuh yeah i can, SEXO
>>221697459nothing stopping you
>>221697445great. perfect timing to go with the bbc pushing that tranny propaganda 'comedy' as well
>>221697439dead now of course
>>221697439wacky fellow
>>221697431Sick fuck, she's only 19
(8) we out here vibin we vibin (8)
>>221697439thats millenial woes
>>221697472theyre married
>>221697431
Just seen a jogger... the wicked flee when none pursueth... the righteous? Bold as a lion.
>>221697489abstract concept
>>221697445is it as good as big poz load?
mad how i took like 6 years to get comfortable at toil but the new guy just walks in and everyone instantly likes him. i have the personality equivalent of hanta virus
>>221697445only reason I use my telly is for kickball and the odd film, not watched any of other channels in years
Is it true cops in the uk don't carry guns?
>>221697505the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the BMI scale
>>221697523you're just shyx
>>221697332>>221697353
>>221697523dont compare yourself to others
>>221697523some people have it and others don't, way of the world innit
>>221697529no that isnt true
>>221697523not always a you problemthere are some workplaces where I never really got comfortable cos the people there were gossipy rats or shit at their jobsthen there's others where I was good mates with everyone from the get go and we'd go out for dinner, drinks, all that
started talking to myselfthink this is the beginning of the endi'll be that crazy guy in the back of the pub talking to himself while everyone is creeped out
>>221697523this is why i will always be alone, if it even takes a little longer than normal to ease up then everyone assumes you're just not friendly
>>221697523hantavirus probably spreads better
>>221696921Why would you want a load of (You)s calling you a cuck retard
>>221697563didnt ask for your gimpy life story
have been without a tea mug all day so I've resorted to drinking soft drinks like a yank. what am I bloody like
>>221697545hes happier than me
>>221697565everyone does that now, they'll just think you're on the phone
>>221697589don't care if you asked you got told anyway bud
>>221697489Wow yeah I’m sure they love their fat wrinkly husbands who have to take viagra to get it up
>>221697432been browsing these threads for the last 3-4 days so I'm behind on my other wanktoil
>>221697608well i didnt read it so suck on that
>>221697583anticipated this reply but i stuck with it because the disgust people have toward the illness is the analogy i was going for
>>221697545The Blueprint for Summer '26
https://voca.ro/1cku6aI3d4Jq
>>221697617*gags on it*
has /tv/ stopped being mindraped?
>>221697565talking to yourself is a sign of high IQ
how do you fill a pothole with a nigerian anyways? similarly to humans, they are mostly water, so it would just be a hole with a soup in it you'd have to go through the lengthy process of removing the water from their bodies, and then grinding them up and mixing them with bitumen or cement, so the cost would make it a purely symbolic act
she leaves a little sparkle wherevershe goes...
>>221697529Normal police have a taser and pepper spray and baton If there is an incident with a knife or gun then firearms police will be called in instead
>>221697625anticipated it would have been anticipated but i stuck with it because i felt obligated
having a poo inabit
>>221697037Asians eat loads of fish, they probably have the fishiest fannies in the world
>>221697632lol
>>221697628my favourite is the one where he calls the yank a n-word bastard
Searching for posts with the username ‘blint’. Returning only first 5000 of 18780 results found.
>>221697581>>221697563everyone actually does like me but in a way that says he's a poor autistic spacker let him be whereas everyone who has come in after me clicks as equals
>>221697665my statement was based on experience mate.
>>221697671who
>>221697065They also wee all over their long pubes
Alright then, quickly and without Googling:How many ceremonial counties are there?Oh, don't know do you?And how many U.S. states?Right, you got that one... yankified freak!
>>221697652so they don't carry guns then except for a different kind of police.
>>221697689don't worry little sparkle
who is mikey
>>2216976949952
>>221697645blackoids are made of tar you can melt them down
do penguins know of my existence?
>>221697705no
>>221697708some incel that posted here like 10 years ago
girl i date in year 6wanked over her for like 4 years when we were in secondaryshe's bogged as fuck now
>>221697705In England Scotland and Wales yes but in NI all police have a gun and they get to keep it even off duty
>>221697708old pikey poster
when you spawn into brit you get the choice of larping as a 1950s dockworker or a zesty gayman umposter
Does anyone else use AI every day for lots of things?I ask things of Grok several times a day and have some long pinned conversations about things like my job or taxes or whateverCan be to do with career, gym, finances, cars, hobbies, food, anything really. I use AI for everything now. I like doing the voice mode as well so it feels like an actual conversation.
>>221697671most of the ones they post are grim brazilians with bolt ons
>>221697709reckon they should make sealand one for a perfect round number
melt down grey squirrels and fill all the potholes in SCOTLAND
>>221697736slave
>when you spawn into brit you get the choice of larping as a 1950s dockworker or a zesty gayman umposter
>Toilets and changing rooms must be used on basis of biological sex, guidance confirmswell that's trannies done
>>221697736nothing but mush in your bonce
not really on is it
Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay is just not very good
>>221697755
>>221697674you probably just got no aura and spacka vibes matework on your social skills, looksmax, hit the gym, eventually you'll find the toil slaves treat you different
>>221697764another write-off season incoming
>>221697765elaborate
>>221697724depending on how fat the arses are, all 3 could get it. would spaff on those tummies
>>221697736i use it as a search enginepretty common yes
>>221697764Have you learnt nothing from Arteta?Trust the process you don’t sack a manager for 1 bad season after he just won you the league the season before
>>221697792
>>221697799all flat white bitches, no bbls (YET)
>>221697759
>>221697764how do you get snubbed by one of your own former players tho
>>221697813weird bloke in a dress
>>221697811scr
>>221697736i use it as a search engine if it's something that would take multiple googles
>>221697759Ah great. Only took the EHRC over a year to implement the supreme court's judgment.
>>221697813CWLTSHC
>>221697813would shag her rottenplease keep em in the mens toilts
>>221697628what the fuck is this from
>>221697831https://www.specsavers.co.uk/eye-test
>>221697733so why would criminals comply with police then if they don't have a gun?
>>221697711grok is this true
>>221697813>fuck off mate. having a shite in here
>>221697807what process? can't live off klopps team any more when half of them have been sold
>>221697864stay out of the women's bogs you dirty tranny nonce
...scored a weird bloke in a dress sighting wearing my excellent glasses from specsavers on brit...
real trannies would have no problem having to use the men’s toilet as they are freaky like thatThe fake trannies who only transition so they can perv and rape women are the ones who are so mad
am i gay if i would shag a feminine tranner? a willy would be there after all
>>221697853Because they still have a baton, taser and pepper spray.
Zesty Foden bros...
>>221697895trans women are women
>>221697895shagging a bloke's arse makes you gay yes
>>221697913>>221697913>>221697913
>>221697915its a woman's arse
>>221697871He has to build his own squad then doesn’t he which takes time can’t be done in one transfer window give him time
>>221697842https://vocaroo.com/16yvA13WufvQ
No zesty Foden at the world cup lads.
Don't really care about FtMs in the bogsDon't know why people sperg out about it so much, who cares
>>221697910Not according to the highest court in the land.
>>221697923nah
>>221697913>>221697913
>>221697844who paid you to post this
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