tomboy sex

going to watch the drama

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so this is rorke

arigato gozaimas ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ

>>221764805
Who's Tom?

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How to fix Britain

1. End external immigration of my sperm (by destroying their sacks)
2. zero gravity bollock extermination
3. death penalty for my nards
4. conversion therapy for my testicles (from whole to smashed)
5. declare having intact scrotums illegal
6. nationalise the rail (so trains can drive over my sack)
7. nationalise energy (so I can dip my danglers into a million degree tokamak reactor)
8. introduce an immigrant tax post-brexit where immigrants must pay 5% to bash my soft testes
9. post-brexit tariff revenue income for the treasury to be put into heavy brown bags and dropped on my testicles
10. tax evading companies have their assets and operations seized by the state until they punch my eggs
11. pressure inside my ballbag to increase to 25%
12. end free schools and invest in a massive state school building (on top of my exposed bollocks)
13. national scrote bashing is mandatory
14. no intact male sex organs in education for anyone from nursery to university
15. massive infrastructure projects, Crossrail 2, HS3 and a London airport linking freight rail, sea and air so as to assault my gonads on all fronts
16. raise chokehold on my aching nards to 15,000PSI
17. end emergency operations on hurt testicles
18. end inheritance (of healthy bollocks)
19. end the smoking ban so pub-goers can stub out their fag-ends on my tender gonads
20. 20% banker bonus for every CEO who flicks my sack
21. increase military spending to 10% of GDP so missiles can be laser-guided to my scrotum
22. Abolish the house in which my sack resides
23. reduce my healthy sperm count to 550 (then to zero with a hammer)
24. remove Sinn Fein from Parliament (but only after they blow my sack with a car bomb)
25. Abolish my testicles

>>221764816
cheeky bugger
*ruffles your hair*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS9gk9DuKmM&list=PLzkxtguhZYCbuRWhLX9KPAlKxP3An8F8a&index=2

>>221764823
scremy

>>221764823
bollockposting is my favourite /brit/ gimmique of all time

>>221764829
◉‿◉

A typical description of zoomers on Wikipedia

>They are both neurodivergent[68] and both use she/they pronouns;[69] Macieira-Boşgelmez is bisexual[70] and is bipolar and autistic,[10] while Lunny is a lesbian[20] and has ADHD.

Like their entire personality, identity, generation, is defined by their mental illnesses and sexuality.

How dull.

never know how to reply to my mums texts im more of a 2 or 3 word man but she sends me fucking paragraphs

>>221764823
my stomach hurts from laughing

>>221764862
What's more is that all these "mental illnesses" and queer sexualities they have aren't even real. At heart these are all heterosexual women with normal brains. That's what they cannot stand.

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grand rising :)

>>221764885
that would be the autism

>>221764904
You think?

>>221764861
;:/

Wonder how long before the UK runs out of water?

>>221764862
They owe me sex.

>>221764907
...yh

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>>221764688
best thing to do is get into the good habits like you're doing, even if that means spending a bit more on convenience

>>221764892
Mong brained

>>221764900
What’s your obsession with rosenior why don’t you post a successful black manager like… uh …well you know

>>221764927
Look buddy its not the private utility companies job to build more reservoirs that would cut into profits let the tax payer build them and increase utility prices x

can’t afford £40 a week for food my budget is 25-30

>>221764923
(◍•ᴗ•◍)

>No other girls can do what Kaitlyn can. She desperately wants to be slapped about, punched in the face, take piss in her throat, have it facefucked out of her and so she can drink it again and get fucked in the ass like she's a piece of meat. She gets it all. And she loves it. She wants more - this is finally the scene that she was born for. The backhands to her face are especially hot. But wait for it. You've never seen anything like this before. The piss is spewed out and swallowed... over and over. Then it's pumped up the old man's ass and squirted out all over her face! Seriously, this is so fucked up... She gets her armpits spanked while she's being fucked in the ass... this causes an uncontrollable shaking orgasm that makes her quiver and scream, It's fucking heaven. She even asks for more face punches while the big cock is destroying her ass. You simply won't be able to forget this scene. Kaitlyn at her very best, top of her game doing what no other girl can

the wank

>>221764894
Of course. I've actually met some of these people through my younger siblings and it's clear that TikTok got them believing that
sometimes shy = literally autistic
gets distracted sometimes = adhd
sad occasionally = depression
It's never an actual condition that causes problems or disabilities, just another label to parade around.

>>221764927
10 years

>>221764927
two more weeks

gonna go to greggs and shart in my trousers

>>221764968
where is this from? i want to wank too

>>221765006
https://x-x-x.tube/videos/1021557/kaitlyn-katsaros-doggystyle-deep-throat-rimming-natural-tits-bizarre-domination-brunette-hardcore-big-ass-gape-pissing-blowjob-anal-facial-gag-kaitlyn-katsaros-smack-up-wet-anal-whore-kaitlyn-katsaros-hardest-slapped-siterip/

wow you guys need to sort your lives out (I say as i just consumed 2000 calories for breakfast)

pornfreaks are so grim

>>221765023
mate i thought that was smut
i don't actually want to see a guy shit cum on in a woman's mouth
that's just sad

'ID YA EAT YA PROPPAH FULL ENGLISH YET LADDY?

hottest day of the year so far but mumberg is absolutely insistent that she's cooking a roast dinner today

posted an ugly tranny for 'um' replies award

just making AI write my CV for me. nothing is real anymore, such a joke

claude is the best fucking thing ever

hmmm very organic

>>221765116
calm down AFTV

rorke and leftypol locked in an eternal battle

Any small ginger guys with freckles want to get freaky?

leftypol's cock in a cage

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Wonder if there's any link between these people

I do not consider AI slurpers to be sentient human beings
if you are forced into it because of work or something then fine but if you willingly use it all the time you are genuinely devoid of a soul

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I mean if you think about who runs Ukraine is it any wonder they rigged it

>>221765116
Thanks maria from GTA 3

just stumbled across the royals side of twitter, they're basically like mumsnet but change ruby with megan markle

>>221765149
good post

>>221765149
Its only going to get worse, don't want to be an unc do you? If the world around you changes and embraces AI, you'll be left behind, jobless and virginous in your smegroom for all eternity

>>221765153
wonder if Usyk went into it with a lax attitude like Fury did against Ngannou because he looked like a fucking bum in there

>>221765153
Wish I looked like this

>>221765147
if you can't swim, don't go swimming that's what I always say

>>221765187
it's a world unto its own. When I'm skimming the daily mail front page for ragebait to post here I always reach a section of the page that is just reams of nonsense dogshit about the royals which I then have to scroll past

people gobble that stuff up though. I don't post any of it here because it's not interesting to me

>>221765093
what a fucking hog lmao

>>221765195
of course, why the fuck would he train to fight a kickboxer

aj is the only one who trains to fight celebrity matches

ugh im so horny

Theres always been this really strange little faction on /brit/ that fixate on Ruby Granger, probably the most boring gimmique on here. The same three autistic spergs crossposting from tattle.life

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35 minutes in the air fryer

tan's looking lush deano m8

>>221765153
would love to suck his BWC

>>221765239
Idk what tattle is. I just think she's cute and would make a nice friend to have. I don't like putting her down. I'm not even that good.

>>221765231
well we can say in retrospect that he should have taken it more seriously since he was getting a doing off him

Kickboxing is just boxing but they can kick too. It's not kicks instead of punches. The lad can obviously box and he is considered among the greatest kickboxers of all time.

steak and black coffee for breakfast
FOY me all you want but that was pengers

>>221765244
lad is definitely on the ol melanotan2 peptides

>>221765239
They were all a part of the Simpcord and moved on to the Mousecord

>>221765166
enjoyed this post

>>221765244
Why bongs want to be black then

mihai inventing new bum packing algorithms

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>>221765023

>>221765299
sexual marketplace value

katzen

hoovering in my mud hut

black people have to invent fanfiction about white women wanting to have sex with them lmfao

>>221765302
code from beyond the grave

cold brew season and it's lush

brit was particularly fruity yesterday

>>221765338
what was happening x

>>221765289
Stick around, ive got a few zingers coming I think youll really enjoy

bird outside going wooweh wooweh wooweh

>>221765342
just a general aura of mincing moreso than usual

>>221765262
i know who he is but it's a different sport and rico had to adjust his stance and technique

fury trained just 4 weeks for ngannou whereas his usual camps are 3 months. dunno how much usyk trained for this fight but i imagine 3-4 weeks max as well

it's easy money even if they end up looking bad

>>221765345
grow up and go outside

dollymong got carted away

>>221765368
take your own advice

thats you done

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*be's elite*

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on the train

>>221765432
zesty socks

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>>221765366
I mean for what they're being paid for it you're right to say it ultimately doesn't matter if they look bad but still if you're Usyk there's no way you come away from that win feeling good. He looked shit.

The only one who has come away from these celeb fights looking good is AJ who never looked in any trouble whatsoever and heemed both his opponents into the stratosphere. I honestly considered Usyk more of a professional than to have taken this fight lightly.

anyone feeling rough this morning? Got a bit of 'hangxiety'? Not me i havent drank alcohol in about two years and feel great when I wake up every morning

>>221765440
Good lad, I only drink once every three months or so but its getting less regular than that now. I got a clue and grew up, you see

porn is a mind virus
go have sex

>>221765465
Women wont let me shag them, what am I supposed to do?

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>>221765438
yeah?

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>the chance of becoming a professional footballer in england is extremely low, 0.06% become professional footballers — roughly 6 out of every 10,000 kids.

sir virus minder

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opened the window for 1 fucking minute to clear smoke out the kitchen and there's already a spastic fly in here buzzing into the ceiling over and over

>>221765472
live your entire life pent up sexually frustrated, wageslaving, then die alone

according to that lad

>>221765477
>parents supporting a childs dream is bad because it might not happen
cucked mindset

>>221765477
they obviously have money about them though, and parents willing to burn it. He'll be competing against kids whose parents are dinner ladies or on the dole or black single mums

>>221765493
*cups hand in mouth*
BAAAASSSSEDDDD

>>221765477
My parents wouldn't do anything for me lol. I hope he makes it.

>>221765477
if he gets to league 1 the investment will pay out

just had a mild disagreement on 4chan and was told I was having a meltdown and I was coping and seething

>>221765543
were you malding as well?

Putting my son on melanotan peptides and changing his name to mekonubu aktilijoba to improve his chances of being selected for the England u17s

>>221765491
they have the precision of a fighter jet to find their way in with the smallest window opening but become a wright brothers plane when they are trying to get out once you crack it wide open to let them out again, just not on

Don’t understand white people who go to Africa or India to adopt a kid. Are there no kids in your own country which need adopting?

>>221765543
You're crying aren't you

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A stinky from the female butt.

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>>221765564
when I used to live in the converted attic at mumsy's house we had velux windows in there with those roller blinds that cover up the entire window perfectly. So when flies would fly in the open window all you had to do was close the bedroom door, turn off the lights, and put the blinds down on both windows. Then the only sliver of light in the room were the 2 openings where the windows were open to the outside world. The flies would fly right out

little boring story for you there

>>221765584
Not one of those people has ever seen a vagina irl

>>221765593
they're just as bad as male ones. you'd know this if you ever had a gf

got the old shorts on haven’t i

>>221765588
They do it so they have a live-in shota to molest who also won't grass them up for fear of moving back to the congo

>>221765625
that's odd, mine just came off

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… breakfast wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros 360 on TNT sports 4 on my tv via sky stream in home ...

arsenal can still lose the league today

Climbing Gym Sen isn't reddit

>>221765618
>a gf
>in /brit/
FONC

liberty city hardcore fucking these bitches hardcore

>>221765625
me when I get deep into my liked videos playlist

>>221765636
bbeer with breakfast. why are the nurses allowing this

Got woken up by a fucking laser beam of sunshine blasting through the tiny crack in the curtains at like 6 this morning. Completely unreasonable for a delicate little soldier like myself who drank several pints last night.

>>221765636
Time for Beckfast.

>>221765638
no they can't

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rorke and his missus

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>>221765662

>>221765671
I look like that (upper right)

>>221765674
Ktim but not k because it wasn't funny it was horrible

>>221765684
Flag checks out

Told the streamer I subbed for 62 months and he said thanks for the 62 months

>>221765732
I'm black and trans. Check your privilege.

Have had laser eye surgery and halfway in it starts feeling like actual torture

>>221765747
no one drops palmer and foden without having a tight as fuck plan. it's coming home

>>221765754
Come out you black and trans

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>>221765771
This is me btw

Met an ftm tran last night who was a friend of a friend and I thought actually I could probably shag this one (just looked like a girl innit)

should listen to some uplifting music on this lovely day

>>221765796
right well that's his kid's inheritance completely pissed away then isn't it

>>221765801
why didn't you

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> it's coming home

>>221765796
America is a fucking stupid country

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B-B-Bennie and the Jeets

just been sent flying, AMA

>>221765795
Black queens are proof God exists

>>221765796
Should of saved his pennies for some pre-owned lungs instead

What's the zestiest british accent?

>>221765849
Scouse

>>221765796
make those last days count I say

>>221765849
Whatever accent calfreezy has I don’t even know where it’s from Bristol maybe

>>221765849
tarc londoner

>>221765849
essex

>>221765849
Employed Woman sounds like he's a champ hog slurper to be fair

>the tourists have arrived
Genuinely makes me want to kill myself

>>221764808
I want to give rorke some little seeds

nigger nigger chicken dinner

might go for a walk

>>221765887
Bit of a nancy boy aren't you

>>221765887
Crikey mate fair suck of the saveloy

>>221765887
bought the all-inclusive incel safari package did they?

>>221765911
Nah just hate the fucking scum

think I'll just, then maybe

what about the fit ones tho?

wish i wasnt so fat id look dead good if i were skinny

mumberg and dadberg spending all the 'rence on fancy cruises and £15000 reclining chairs

need them in a low cost home PRONTO

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>>221765924
>OHHHHH GOD PEOPLE LOVE MY CITY AND TRAVEL THE WORLD TO COME GIVE MONEY TO IT ARGGGHHGH THIS IS HELL ON EARTH

lads I’m about to cut my own hair wish me luck

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hope it works out for them x

>>221765956
Just eat less then bro and embrace hunger, it's really that fucking simple. Can easily lose 2lbs a week from diet alone. Go for walks if you wanna lose more. 10K steps a day

>>221765956
get on that treadmill pronto

mumberg has stopped cutting the crusts off my sandwiches because she saw a tiktok about it being healthier

>>221765964
missed the point award

>>221765978
Are you 6 years old

heatwave in may is crazy. it's so over. can't believe anyone is still saving for retirement or planning for the future

Mad how people compare GDP per capita and say that Poland will be richer than the UK soon but no one compares it to Japan which has a ridiculously low GDP per capita but is still considered a rich country. Almost as if the UK is getting full of old people, like Japan, who aren't productive and sap all the money out of the country

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>>221765969
Steps are okay just love me grub

>>221765964
You never heard of overtourism have you
>city
Lol
>travel the world to come
Lol
Yanks be clueless

>>221765997
it's brazy bro it's like a movie

crustless sandwiches is what people in the 70s thought was hors d'oeuvres

>>221765984
He done u mate

>>221766002
1 meal a day and 2 protein shakes. Fight through the horrendous hunger pangs and you'll lose the weight

>>221766003
diva alert

>>221766003
Wish I had AC right now to be honest

feel like SHIT

>>221766006
I'm coming to visit you now bong. Which city is it ? I'm going to dress like the biggest tour mong you've ever seen and dance about under your window shouting Party in the USA lyrics

>>221766019
most obvious samefag ever

>>221766046
smethwick birmingham, ask for danny g when you get here

>>221766046
It’s not a city is it you fucking spastic if it was I wouldn’t complain about tourists would I, because I’d be living in a city

why do wait staff act really impatient when I ask
what drinks are available

i haven't seen the drinks menu because you've asked me this practically before we've even sat down. we're at a table so i haven't seen what's on tap yet. do you think it's the same at every bar??
am i just supposed to say 'beer me' like in a movie??

>>221766092
they can just sense the incel on you

today i have
>eaten 3 sausages (expired)
>wanked
>showered
>did a delivery on american truck sim
currently drawing some tarot cards

Family is prancing around all over the house so gonna have to go to the garage for a wank, not on like, especially in this heat

>>221766092
because their job is shit and they have no money. throw loose change at them when they ask you what drinks you like until they bring you one of everything

>>221766121
favourite tarot?

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>One Nation MP Jason Virgo told parliament his boyfriend of 11 years was “born in Indonesia, a Muslim, and is now a proud Australian" as he broke down in years during his maiden speech to parliament
p scr

>>221766042
>>221766061
>>221766082
>>221766113
Absolutely peng

>>221766113
Concerning absence of snot blocks

>>221766048
t. NTA
He done you

>>221766141
Brown cock changed rorke

>>221766136
the hermit
hbu? x

>>221766167
howl

Anyone having a BBQ this weekend?

>>221766191
....yh

Anyone having a BBC this weekend?

>>221766141
based and trad or however the digeridoo is played

>>221766204
No my mum is tho

>>221764782
unironically reckon I could take a punch like that off of a wimmin

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>>221766179
the mun

>>221766204
>>221766217
Sort yourselves out

>>221766217 this
Was meant for >>221766191
My bad

>>221766141
>Jason Virgo
where's the brown's balls goin!

reading about the algerian war and it lush. place is probably a shithole now but independence struggles are always fun to research

Rorke waking up in a hospital bed and telling the priest doing holy unction that he knew he could take the punch

should i go out for a walk now or wash up first??

>>221766273
Read any Camus?

I do like that song
Drinking Jack all by myself he’s choosing Texas I can tell

>>221766275
Get a grip

>>221766290
walk first

>>221766294
No my mum has though

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcIxzWl1Jnw

boxing rigged once again

Have decided to only drink 'cohol in the company of my friendbergs
So I am cutting out solo booze sessions

We must imagine Rorke's mum happy

>>221766294
nah cant be fucked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDW7xxvpoFM

>>221766335
me when the deal or no deal game looks shifty

get the fifa tunes posted

https://youtu.be/5Z2lp7LJ4-k?si=VU4UmXSQTsl1Pzrs

daylight savings time is the most retarded thing

rorke getting kicked off golden balls for asking when theyre bringing the shaft out

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>foxing whigs once again

>>221766392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTJSt4wP2ME

man this makes me cry bro. 2010 was peak of humanity

Deal or no deal is such a lumpenproletarian show

>>221766406
jasper carrott wheeling mr chips on stage and then they start windmilling together

>>221766406
scrim

Restore is a Tory plant. Rupert Lowe is getting kickbacks from anonymous donors from Amerikkka and Tory freaks who want to privatize and sell everything. I have proof

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>>221766392
>>221766415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtQ9l0oQmXE

>>221766443
ok

>>221766415
>>221766447
kino

https://youtu.be/2G713MfOkPY?si=gSsrY89LMkZ55JUW

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>>221766392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckQZO99kNts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnyFBA9TleU

don't want to see what they're advertising with now

>>221766418
always hated and was jealous the bald guy who hosted it, he probably fucked all those girls on the show

>>221766402
This man speaks the truth

rorke throwings pennies into the face of the waitress who brought him his roast

>>221766447
>>221766459
i wish i could hug you guys rn

>>221766308
ignored this advice and watched up

>>221766490
xx

>ill on the hottest bank holiday weekend of all time
Fucks sake, I've had to put a jumper on despite it being 25C in my flat.

>>221766492
good film that

it's always embarrassing when i see another american flag talk about uk politics or racial stuff, why can't pipo in my country just be normal

>>221766402
It's good because you get an extra hour of sunlight on summer evenings. So you can go for a walk in the late evening, or whatever it is you want to do.

>>221766462
I only just realised the guy narrating the 2002 NIKE ad is the one who did the Guinness horses

did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?

>>221766530
mine dropt twice

>>221766530
the average when even further down once you came back

>>221766530
mine went up about 23 points

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this guy makes a living making vlogs of football matches. I wanted to do this when I live in the UK but was too nervous to approach people with a camera in my hand.

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HULL CITY ARE IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdcCAI-bTco

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaiollV9jz0

>>221766557
literally just watched it

>>221766566
kino pic, like a painting from the 1830s

>>221766418
it's a fix anyway there's midgets inside the long table the boxes rest on and they swap out the red/blues via false bottoms on the boxes

there's also another midget in the plinth the player's box sits on who does the same

>>221766557
just had a look and he gets around 150k views a week across multiple videos. doubt he can make a living off of that considering the cost to travel and buy tickets as well

Hullwanker loves his Hull

>>221766392
https://youtu.be/LutGjlTSzOM

>>221766566
>Harry Kane Supertsar
good pun lads

>>221766615
I'm not from HVLL though, I just support them. LOL

>>221766639
was just saying this down the zub

>>221766639
>67
scremaing

>>221766631
:)

>>221766653
big love to you too lad x

'Cause I really wanna stay at your house
And I hope this works out
But you know how much you broke me apart
I'm done with you, I'm ignoring you
I don't wanna know

>>221766568
his scotland football vlogs are so kino, everyone genuine loves their clubs there. They actually support their clubs unlike english fans
>>221766600
he's making at least $900-$1500 a video, I did youtube gaming videos back in the day so CPM is around $5-$15 per 1000 views. He isn't doing too bad

just remembered when england got knocked out by Iceland lmaoooo

>>221766671
ok