Are f1nn5ter edition
bent thread
gutberg going mental because of my new fibre goals. we persevere anyway.
>>221769471exceedingly grim what happened to this guy
any time anywhere
>>221769492don't use a hairdryer you spastic it's gonna make your balls sweat more
Real thread:>>221769479>>221769479>>221769479>>221769479
Britain has fallen
big pasta bake for dinner
i wish he'd die of a heart attack already
i'm going to kill again tonight
>>221769546why
>>221769529corr, for me, it's sausages >>221769550have funx
>>221769550murder a bacon cheeseburger?
cheeky slice of lime in my heineken perhaps
on the sparkling rosé arent i
bribt stands with Bolton Wanderers
murdering a solero
>>221769561hes glorifying eating foreign slop and funding rape and drug gangs. dont like him.
>>221769546soon
>>221769598you sound like an idiot
>>221769588yeah hows that going for you mate
>>221769598mate please just go out to the pub have a drink and have sex
Was just on a flight and witnessed timmy and pangpang irl. girl was a dogfaced 3-4/10 with a clueless whiteboy that put a ring on it. bloke was at least 2m but settled for leftover chang. boggles the mind
>>221769598omg you people can't do anything
another lovely cloudy day in the shithole that is glasgow
>>221769598they didn't like this trvke
beach day with judy
wanted to have a bbq and gfstein is wanting to do veggie burgers with halloumi
mad how flushable my poos have become since I started doing them more often
this cava's too dry for my taste might have to chuck it down the sink
>>221769471So when is he going to stop with this prank? It's been going on for years now, when is he going to stop??
what's the phenotype of odessa a zion, alia shawkat and tatiana maslany
i can't find my toad
chances of the reds losing 6-0?
>>221769632oriental pussy changes a man
>>221769690need to suck on her pits
>>221769639any speccy bams about?
>>221769652er is that allowed??
>>221769702just me lad
>>221769604good>>221769613you sound brown and rapey>>221769623ive been in a stable relationship for 4 years now>>221769633>OH NO NOT ME FOOTY AND WOGSLOPmong from downunda>>221769642get the normgroids rattled
Morning lads
>>221769655my poos are usually quite flushablehad a string of days when i was pooing out what must have been concrete because i would flush the toilet in the morning then come back in the evening to it still sitting in therehad to break it down with bleach
really wish i could move to aus the process is expensive and a pain in the arse, plus no one there would accept me since im english
>>221769727attention seeking virgin
take the footy off them and the rapes stop
going to put a glass of chianti in my pasta sauce and also some red pesto and lots of butterthen i'm going to wonder why i haven't lost any weight
>>221769730you never had it totally backed up to the point where the bowl fills right to the rim with water?happens to me semi-regularly. The only way to fix it is to break up the mountain of shit with a knife and then suddenly all the water gets sucked down the pipe as normal.
>>221769731weve got gangs of feral bogans on the tarmac at airports who kick the shit out of every brit who steps off a plane
>>221769675Jewish
>>221769748ktim
going to give a brown man 30 quid for a curry and then complain about my city being flooded with drugs
>>221769471
>>221769731right well this is obviously not the case.You and I both know you’re posting this to get some attention from the ausposters
my roflcopter goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
>>221769760so wheres the hook nose then
>>221769690>oriental pussyVGH... the white man's kryptonite...
>>221769471i know he's a nonce but i would love to breed his twink arsehole
>>221769760I really like her mom Pam Adlon as an actress, she was great in Louie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0maYbn8ED-A
>>221769755ive never filled the bowl not but have had a surface peaker on occasional
>>221769795It has different expressions. The hawk; the lizard; etc.
>>221769812thought left was renen descartes from the thumbnail
deji adebayor breaking the sound barrier in this heat to deliver me some cat food. lightwork for what he's used to I suppose
might join this young catholic persons groupseems like all they do is go to the pub and go to church and i already do both of those things
Right well this is THE biggest event happening in the world today
>>221769757well maybe they should worry more about the hundreds of thousands of BAMEs flying in rather than fellow anglos>>221769781its not though, dont be rude
thinking about our mo and our robbo this afternoon
>>221769837Deji always delivers
>>221769842why do you go to church?
/leftypol/ in shambleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwGSKr0tw2M
>>221769837catberge posting in this thread
taking my spastic son Archie to the turkish barbers to get his hair absolutely fucked up by some albanian illegalBOSH
>>221769854dont ask ridiculous questions, good day to you
>>221769842not willing to devote myself to a religion just to get a scrap of homely 5/10 pussy
might start runt coursing
>>221769871do you not think like it's basically boring and a waste of a nice sunday morning
you want a job come to me wallahi I’ll get you a job
>>221769883leave the christcucks alone its not their fault they got brain damaged into believing that shit in childhood
>>221769870annoys me when I'm in the chair and a family with young lads walks in because my barber always rushes to get through my cut to see to the kids insteaddisrespectful innit
thoughts on the setting for the boxing yesterday?quite kino, no?mind you the fight was at 1am and it was pitch black so nobody saw them so it could have been in Stevenage for all we know
Can any Christfags tell me why she needs a gun to go to church? Does she not believe god will protect her and keep her safe even in his own house!?
>>221769901How has your country's culture been going since you went secular?
leftypops taking a stand
>>221769875>>221769883grow up
I got arrested by the police, three of them barged into my house, one was a bogged roastie who pointed a taser at me while the two others were chubby manlets, one used capsicum spray but most of it hit the other copper who rushed at me, he was crying about it outside my house for sometime, four more came and all of them combined struggled to get me to the vehicle
does f1nn5ter take hrt or did she get facial feminization surgery? i really want to get on hrt but i feel like the facial surgeries are too much for money unless i go to turkey or something
>>221769906do you get your hair cut by a nonce?
>>221769912dunno i don't really like all that around pyramids or mausoleums and all thatbit disrespectful for my moneya place for quiet contemplation
>>221769925why were you being arrested
>>221769933nigga's paying respect to 4000 year old cat worshippers:skullface:
>>221769928watched a couple of videos of her dildoing her arsehole and she had a manly grunt and it ruined the illusionmight have improved since
>>221769917evangelicals aren't religious, it's just a cultural/political thing
>>221769917there was an attempted attack inside some megachurch not that long ago, video of it as well saw it on heresome virgin loser stood up and drew his firearm but a boomer drew his own from way back in the pews and headshotted him before he got a shot off.
>>221769925I was arrested by a 5"1 trannard (mtf) oncegenuinely made me wonder why the country isn't in complete anarchy at this point, suppose they keep the big boys locked away exclusively for political unrest
>>221769949just think theres a time and a place for ityou wouldnt host a boxing match in notre dame or mount kailash
Chinese neighbour eating a banana on the balcony.
>>221769985bulgaria has fallen
>bk have a burger called the sir bacon>the defining characteristic is the cheese saucewhy not call it sir cheese sauce
>>221769917protection from dylann roofs
kill employed woman
>>221769985saw a chinaman buy a LOT of tomatoes in tesco earliermade me curious what cheeky chinky things he was going to be doing with them
Time to Clue Up https://www.churchofengland.org/https://www.english-heritage.org.uk/https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/eat-well/food-guidelines-and-food-labels/the-eatwell-guide/https://www.nhs.uk/mental-health/https://www.better.org.uk/https://www.marksandspencer.com/https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/mywaitrose/become-a-memberhttps://gails.com/
>>221769952>her>her>she>it
>>221769990Nah they are cool, I waved at them one time and they waved back. They eat with chopsticks.
>>221769948Someone rang the police thinking I was harming someone, when they came in I had a plastic prop knife that retracts, despite demonstrating this they repeatedly said to put the "knife down" after I broke it and put it down that is when the cowards attacked me, I am covered in bruisers from them beating me, I didn't attack them I just did a Gandhi and just became immobile, I just got released early this morning
still don't understand why troons and faggots are still allowed to exist, given how they're all pedophiles and disease riddled freaksthey are banned from donating blood, that's how subhuman they are
why so many blokes in here getting arrested? and not its not because of woke
>>221770026due to woke
>>221770022why are you allowed to exist
>>221770004Interesting, not sure I've seen Chinese eating tomatoes, I watch a fair amount of Chinese cooking videos...He was probably making tomato puree or something to store for winter. My grandma use to do this.
>>221769952wonder if she got her asshole bleached. I did that but it made my asshole look pretty
wow yeah poo lovely stuff
>>221770014wtf were you doing to make your neighbour think you were killing someone
>>221770026don't think it's that hard to get arrested in the UKeven being the victim of a stabbing gets you cuffed at the minimum
The scrandemic
Dogberg melting of his own volition
>>221770058Yelling
>>221770004>>221770049they are buying stuff for their shopssaw one in asda once with the whole trolley filled with warburtons toastie (for the prawn toast, i presume).
>>221770076at what
>>221770052what is that?
>>221770022one of our mps recently banned them from female toilets
>>221770076sort yourself out
press [x] to arrange a catch-up with your mate Callum over a few jars of madri after the five aside
>>221770049you can get beef (dog) and tomato stir fry in my local chinese food emporium
>>221770073get the hose on him
>five aside
>>221770022are you gonna go kill them yourself or just bitch about it into the digital ether in your smelly bedroom
>>221770092a light in the darkness
>>221770073cute
>>221769501what happened to himor do you just mean the general trooning out
>>221770112
Poo
>>221770080Probably >>221770096Never seen that, is it good, I wish they didn't use so much sneed oil, before industrial oils their stir fry was made with pork lard which I love
>>221770073chill out dawg
PHWOARthe sun is LITERALLY our slave
filled with incel rage today
>>221770113that's what it's called is it not
>>221770129Funny looking 'berg
Well, that's my bank holiday sorted ahah x
>>221770129so nice, the woman is not bad either
>>221770114nice try FBI vpn nigga
They even attempted to drag me outside but they struggled and took multiple breaks, the distance is less than 10 metres too, my skin got burnt from the friction with the floorboards, then the friction from the concrete on the verandah, the dog copper was crying outside because the capsicum spray in his eye, I got hit too but I wasn't crying about it like a little bitch
>>221770112Had him sprayed down earlier, in drying phase now
>>221770156for me it's birch services
48th President of the United States Zohran Mamdani
>>221770156channel 5 always delivering
what was wrong with the old south wales
whimsical catberge
australians eat pasta at their divegrass games
>>221769546Genuinely pisses me off how some people like this live long decent lives. Meanwhile I'm just a bit skinnyfat and I'm pretty sure I've had a small heart attack or two, or at least will have one very soon. (I get tight pains in my left chest a lot)I have a bad diet but nothing like these fat fucks like him, Trump etc
>>221770140>other sources: biomass
>>221770090Person on the phone>>221770094I'm sorted though
One time I was so high that I didn't realize the cops were trying to make me bribe them so after 20 mins they just got frustrated and let us go.
fondly remembering the summer holidays i used to spend all alone at home watching the big bang theory and other yank slop on E4 even though my parents said i wasnt allowed to. cheese toasties and unseasoned yet burnt chicken galore
>>221770156bit weird that Channel 5 had Big Brother, the only thing that acquired any viewers whatsoever, and then they just decided to end it for no reason
>>221770156There's a farm shop type service station near Gloucester I think and it's bougie as fuck
sup crodie
>>221770189dont think there is anything wrong with this 2bh
Considering consuming a cornetto
>>221770193>I'm pretty sure I've had a small heart attack or two, or at least will have one very soon. (I get tight pains in my left chest a lot)What a melodramatic mong you really are 'ooh my chest hurts that means I'm having undiagnosed heart attacks'
people should be like birds. men should be dressing faggy and women should dress plain
>>221770179is this a serious question?
>>221770222lmao wtf what he was talking about
>>221770022If something exists, it's natural.
dangerous day to be a solero
>>221770222Shut up mate, I've had chest pains and my left arm has had sharp pains. You can get undetected heart attacks and have no idea
>>221770189£2.90 is not a terrible deallooks nicer than anything I eat, in any case
>>221770219just had a few bourbons and all i could think while eating them was that i wouldve preferred a cornetto. scran it on my behalf anon
>>221770222screaming sent that dopey cunt flying
HNNNNGGGG
slithering up the stairs
>>221770231australians will take one look at this and sail to the other side of the planet to get eaten by spiders
predictions?
>>221770236>yuvalyim chai israel etc etc
>>221770266the men will kick the balls
>>221770236I don't like this guy
>>221770266I dreamed of a Tottenham collapse last night
>>221770245For the record it's probably stomach problems. No, really. It's not serious, but stop eating whatever's causing it.
>>221770266Hilarious if Spurs go down but dont think they will
>>221770266I've never watched a game of soccer in my life, never heard of any of these teams
>all games on at the same time 4pmhope someone was fired for that blunder
>>221770257most reddit thing ive read all week
>>221770266athletic black men will run fast
making a spag bol for tea later
>>221770266>Spurs survive>City and Villa draw, denying Bournemouth the chance to make 6th a UCL spot>Bournemouth and Brighton into Europa>Chelsea into Conferencealways side with the most boring outcomeusually works
>>221770290liverpool are the best teammanchester united are the worst
I hope Manchester United wins cause that used to be my team when I was a wee lad
too scared to ask my old colleague that I haven't spoken to in a year if he want to go to pub and watch the champions league finals with me
Gonna try to do an imaginationwank noe
>>221770294bait
mum keeps telling me about the link between black american football players with large arses and their sporting prowess
I can help>The results were revealed to me in a dream btwBrighton & Hove Albion 2-0 Manchester UnitedBurnley 0-1 Wolverhampton WanderersCrystal Palace 2-3 ArsenalFulham 1-1 Newcastle UnitedLiverpool 2-1 BrentfordManchester City 5-2 Aston VillaNottingham Forest 3-1 BournemouthSunderland 0-3 ChelseaTottenham Hotspur 2-1 EvertonWest Ham United 0-0 Leeds United
did the nigger kick the ball
>>221770278He's based
>>221770316I can only do them in the twilight time between sleep and waking up when I still have one foot in dreamland.
>>221770308because of berbatov?
>>221770307TRANSFIELD
>>221770337thought this was randy bobandy for a second
These are the Tarr steps in Somerset, EnglandThey are a, possibly Bronze age, but certainly early medieval, bridge over the River Barle.
>>221770333No he is not. He is a soulless demon. Look at him Nosferatu looking mfka
>>221770307but manchester united are only the worst team in the league because they share their management with manchester city and get the worse playersit's a sort of A-team, B-team dynamic that you might see in other leaguesit's really quite impressive, when you think about it, that United has been able to see so much success when it is competing against A-teams in the premier league -- they've even beat City a few times
How fucking class would it be if spurs go down today
>>221770337leftypol biting his lip at this
>>221770356thought the same kek
Do you lads prefer the Ancient Eurasians of the Steppe, or the modern Hapa of America's Pacific coast?
>>221770346No, I was a fan before that but I was glad that he joined, some good matches he played and interesting goals.
I must say though that having hooded eyes really helped mitigate that capsicum spray
>>221770380will do a two hour goon wank to blacked raw if they do
>>221770357speak up, you're a little horse
>>221770357>possibly bronze agethat's a big ol possibly there. Somehow I doubt the provenance for a bridge made of 6 balanced rocks stretches back to the bronze age.
what an interesting goal that was
>>221770385Prefer not to say
>>221770385There's some real peng gals in those TinggfjgSTAn countries.
>>221770385timmy hooting and hollering
>>221770385Undiluted is always best
>>221770403irish diaspora?
>>221770411Gyaldem lad is that you? Reckon yous have a chance in the champions league final?
israeli niggas be named shit like L'Chaim McChicken
>>221770385might go to kazakhstan
>>221770416
>>221770356Kek me also. Fuckin cheeseburger walrus
>>221770385all of them mate I just love hapa women
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
>>2217704646
>>221770435I have some Irish in me, yes
>>221770466Aw naw I hope you're only renting in the area
sitting inside today because I have horrible man boobs and I can't wear a jumper to hide in this heat
>>221770466call the cops
>>221770356>>221770438motherfuckers with guts like that aint off the cheeseburgers
>>221770189I'd scran a thing of ziti at a central coast mariners match (come on you mariners)
>>221770385Alysa Liu isn't half-yank though, her Chinese dad got an egg donor from Scandinavia
>>221770485you off your chops?GEOFFREY
>>221770438ah yes, sir noam hamburger, heir to the hamburger trust
>>221770464Think maybe like 12 but I didn't know how to wank so I just kind of stuck my index finger in the end of my foreskin and twirled it round for ages, after like half an hour I had an absolute belter of an orgasm but didn't produce any noticeable cum, maybe a bit of see through goop but then my foreskin was all folded inside and took some jiggery pokery to get it back to normal. Bit of an odd one it was.
>>221770492What a stupid comment. Are you stupid? You sure seem stupid.
forcing my nephews to like the same things that i did when i was a kid
As a half-Jap myself I never know how to feel about this hapa fetishisation
>>221770516getting molested?
>>221770280Thank you but I don't believe you. I think I'm going to drop dead from a heart attack. Why would my stomach cause chest problems?
>>221770499stick to the cuckposts yeah
Your dad posts on /Britfeel/ and your mum posts on Brit/Pol/
>>221770499will I see you at the arsenal parade later? x
>>221770522ever thought about getting off the internet for a while
>>221770517didn't know there were japanese people in this countryI've only ever seen them at sushi restaurantswhy did your japanese parent move here?
>>221770531Your da's dead
Imagine being murdered by a sub 70 iq muslim terrorist and then people say after “he loved diversity and wouldn’t want anybody to use this for political gain” I’d be raging
driving for 4 years and today was only the second time i've had to beep someone. im just too forgiving
imagine a fit girl weeing in your mouth
>>221770533yeahhe'll be with the gay gooners
>>221770514You specified "America's Pacific coast" which obviously implies Asians mixing with Yankoids (several generations of mixed Europeans) Obviously not the case with Alysa Liu who is half-European
>>221770533nope x
>>221770517from the girls who fetishise anime and k-pop I'd be feeling pretty big bollocks if I were you also the girls into eastern shit are always the qt onespoor black guys get council estate femoids
oh my god
>>221770570asked an otherwise perfect gf to do this to me when steaming and she broke up with me
>>221770567I pump that shit, love getting angry in my call yelling the nword
>>221770454fact
>>221770567i only done it once when some cunt was rolling backwards and going to hit me in a traffic jamalmost been in lethal collisions before but just dont have any time to beep
>>221770570would prefer to do this to a fit girlhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779539625032163.webm
>>221770598My man lives in Sunford-upon-Shine!
I run this place with my crodie the Belgian
>>221770598ghastly thing about summer is that at night it genuinely is borderling perfect in the eveningsduring the day it's gay though
>>221770548University, then stayed for work
ok me and ChatGPT have been discussing plans for this country. All boys at school now will do mandatory boxing lessons instead of normal PE. It will take around 20 years before we really see the benefits in society but worth it
>>221770618I do that
>>221770618do women really
definitely going to crash the car one day due to ogling women on the pavement. It's not clear what I even expect to happen like are they meant to flag me down and have sex with me? Yet I feel compelled to look at them, every one.
>>221770583I don't even look Asian though and I'm not into any of that shite
>>221770598cute x
>>221770650more like chat cp t
>>221770650Not a bad idea tbf you would get a lot less mentally ill freaks like >>221770632
>>221770667then you're denying yourself some autismo puss waddle into any sort of cosplay con and asian up yourself
how do those adjustable dumbbells worksurely theyre always the same weight
Who wants to come round and tickle my shit?
>>221770598i'm not even hot in my room. got the windows closed as well
why is it so hard to sleep with trousers on
>>221770599Never had the courage to ask a girl to do it to me, or even just on me generally. Would love to but I can't risk the judgment. Maybe one day will get the wife to do that fetish matchup thing where you both put in what you're into and it only tells the other person if it's a match, but then I'd probably just check everything as a ruse to encounter all her secrets and what if she did the same?
>>221770650yes, we need to get the concussion rate uppeople are too lucid these days
>>221770697that's the thing though it's can be adjusted
>>221770679thanks >>221770677why yoh being weird for
>>221770598starmers turned hte weather machine on
>>221770710wahey he's off
why did they decide to make toenails smell like parmesan anyway whats the science behind that
Is this a good Sunday afternoon film?
>>221770664Ktim, dangerous to drive around in these conditions
>>221770714you;re discussing little boys exercises in private with a computer. that;s cp by another means
>>221769471Actually funny how he went from semi-bratty teasin tweets to "I AM MADE TO BE BLACK", "I WANT COCK IN MY ASSHOLE", "1 LIKE AND I'LL MARATHON-GOON ON CAM"Much like real women, he went from irresistable tranny teasing to fully-blown porn addict who lost all modesty and thus appeal
>>221770710seen this webm dozens of times but only just noticed at how shite the original pitch was and all lmao
>>221770709hard sparring would be very rare more emphasis on pad work, movement, conditioning etc
>>221770698is ur shit very ticklish
>>221770728nah not really it's pretty depressing, unironically
>>221770728How do they get good action scenes into a film like that? I only like action films
>>221770728no, this is
>>221770728lol no it's sad as fuck
>>221770764not really depressing though is it. anything could have happened to him
>>221770741something seriously wrong with you need to go get checked out I think mate
>>221770752Yh it like jumps about the place when you tickle itOn reflection i may have worms
>>221770728After watching this I went and sat on a bridge that goes over a dual carriage way near where I live for an hour
>>221770797mexican jumping shitshad those
>>221770789go back to fantasizing about your little boy boxing classes
>>221770598>humidity 39%right then its a nice breezy day, is it?
>>221770728it's just more oxbridge tarq fisher-price film shit
New>>221770836>>221770836>>221770836
>>221770826what does that mean
