Strangeways edition
>>221789113been here
>>221789108>>221789109>one post number apart>ten seconds apart>both yanksabsolutely fucking dire state of this board
i am mentally a yank
>when my colleagues ask me what my bank holiday plans are
Mad how a week ago it was barely reaching 15 degrees even during the peak of the day and now its that temp at 4 amWhat's that all about?
farting horrible chilli farts
>>221789141>>221789141>>221789141>>221789117It's pronounced day car or day cart depending on how gay and french you feel
reckon heatherpaedo might have hung himself
>>221789165without involcing others
>>221789153https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Season
yeah...
>>221789165*does a wee celebratory dance*
>>221789162t. Emma Watson
>>221789171got to hope!
>>221789165oh noanyway,
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and unleash hell.
not many posters from west africa or central asia on /int/ are therehmmm
often find myself obsessed with mediocre and below average women
>>221789195seen some kazakhswest africans don't post here because as soon as they get internet acces they get funneled straight to twitter where they can happily post about football for 12 hours a day
I cry sometimes (I'm a loser faggot)
>>221789175Thought you all called them “series”
>>221789209ktim but i don't cry
>>221789184no im not emma watson
Emma Watson was a child for like most of those films
>>221789171i think i was here for that one but i had only just started browsing /brit/ and it confused me
>>221789197not me the toilfu is objectively qt and lovely
NEED to stay up until around 2pm
Find Ashley from The Boys weirdly attractive
miss this retard
>>221789249and why is that
>>221789249been through this too many times and it's horrible it's fun if you're playing a game or trying to get good at something specific since you literally have more hours in the dead of the night to focus but longterm it's a net negative
>>221789254She looks like a kid :|
>>221789235oh yeah i was in that thread and i posted my eye in there it seems>>221789191Is it possible to send her a letter or an email or even just a message on some social media? I think you should do it and see how she responds
NOT a rorke but really think things would be better if people still dressed like this
>>221789282and that's me forgetting the image :/
for me, it's professor myang li
Belle Delphine does look quite young but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t wank to that video where she’s roleplaying being kidnapped and raped in the woods
>>221789227>>221789272:)
>>221789301very good post
>>221789303It and her kind of suck she has flabby skin despite being skinny
Eating goyslop from a trough
My uncle Rupert Lowe's son married a femoid and everyone is bullying him because the femoid looks SWARTHYWhat race is that?
>>221789312
arrest all women
>>221789320Your uncle’s son is your cousin homeboy
>>221789262Got appointment the following morning so need to reset sleep schedule to a decent degree>>221789263Might just play some civ to pass the hours
>>221789329not if it's a child from a previous marriage
>>221789312Fuck sake nonceyank>>221789318Yeah need to see her get impaled by BBC really
>>221789254shame the porn she did was mid af
>>221789329big if true
in the /tv/ bodycam thread
Aff tae bed
balls smelling something fierce
could do with some spanish niggas to translate that shit in the middle for me
>>221789369Just go outside spaino.Oh wait…
>>221789369sn
>5am>moderate temperature>going to go to bed and know I'll wake up drenched in sweat, dehydrated as fuck and even if I keep some water by my bed, it will be warm as fuck by the time I awakenit's like entering hell in a way
fucked one girl last year that had kind of flabby skin despite being skinny was a huge turnoff she just felt stretchy and unhealthy
>>221789385what causes this
>>221789369It’s just pedo shit but I expect that’s what you’re after and you’re just a freak
>>221789369which part do you want translated? the largest one says 'each time (they're) more young"
>>221789389idk low muscle mass maybe? She was a pretty serious drinker and smoker though I don’t know that’s only the second time I encountered that and I really don’t like the feel
>>221789389could be eherls-danlos
Why does spaincunt not post on his trip anymore?
>>221789389Negritude.
>spaki posting nonce stuff at 5am grimmers
>>221789401the numbers and 'anos' cheers
Feeling pooey
>>221789415it got banned
Wish I were traipsing around an English city in autumn chatting with lovely women
there are so many actual rorkes seething on boards like /tv/ and /v/ it's unbearablechuddiness is fine but it needs to be kept at a safe level before it becomes cringe
>>221789434Why?
>>221789425pop a goog about it>>221789435york would be the best for this, nice looking place and low immigration
FOR SAINT FLOYD
doing workfucking hate it
>>221789450mad how 'people' can see this and not immediately think the cop was right for instinctively pumping those animals with 14 rounds of whatever they were carrying
>>221789474Maybe by not being a racist scumbag hope that helps
>>221789474Leftypols are something else
>>221789492hope you get ryan carson'd x
>>221789492quoth the nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSnH2Z5lGqkthoughts?
>>221789505idgaf
why's /pol/lad replying to himself multiple times
>>221789501that's just malapontehe's a retarded beaner
hovered over that and saw 'the guardian' so i shall not be clicking, thank you
Ah distinctly I remember twas in the mid juneteenth
>>221789513quoth the nigger
bet this sounded mental when people first heard it in 1960https://youtu.be/MXB6T55oytE
>>221789492Alri finbar
ladsunironically, how are our expats perceived in Spainare we genuinely hated or is that bants? surely we're loved more than moroccans?
how come policemen never go on rampages. I mean like committing deliberate mass shootings not mag dumping some nigs because a falling acorn scared them. sure they undergo all sorts of tests and only mentally stable people get the job but you'd think there would be at least one case in three or so years because of the sheer number of armed people on a high stress job
i'm leftypol but i've been forced into an alliance with rorke
>>221789548Sir Christopher Dorner had a bit of a maddon plenty of police serial killersnot the mass killing type i suppose
>>221789505leftypol going out of his way to find the last few whte chrstians in england and calling them far right
The Russian always posts about violence and never ever replies to any post
>>221789523reckon this would have been more madhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJOS7dKuwcQ
I see myself as an Ersatz-Anglo SaxonI’m hardly one ethnically but I’m mostly Norwegian in ancestry which is better anyway But I see myself as culturally one
why are there no slurs for the welsh
I'm an American
>>221789589foy
>>221789580Looks like that guy off the sopranos that lost his legs or whatever happened
>>221789578
>>221789548
>>221789580taffy
I’m a smelly black nigger heating up my deathnic food in the work microwave and eating it with my hands while talking loudly on speakerphone
>>221789624they really finna be doing this tho
Can't believe it's 2026 and the 6th Scary Movie is coming out. The first one was pretty fucking well made and funny, but come on.
me eat banana
>>221789659I liked the second one tooThe rest are kind of shit though
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779500360811476.mp4
well that's a young lassie urinating onto herself in the bath isn't it
right well that's
>>221789523basically black metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yac_JCY55po
I went into Scream (1996) thinking it was a legit horror film until the comedy started happening
>>221789700Alri pensionerlad
sargon is such a grifter all of his videos are 1 minute of him making a statement that smarter people before him have already said and then spending another 10 minutes repeating the same thing over and over while looking at twitter screenshots
>>221789695yeah about thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey-NRQssMx8
>>221789672Not too fond of the 2nd but I'll agree that the others suck
>>221789707you got me all wrong
>>221789709Haven't watched him in like 10 years
zesty little fellow
>>221789733I hadn't watched in years and randomly got recommended his videos, every single one follows the same formathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAHaAKX4Q4g
lucy in the sky with diamondsthe fuq that mean
the policefu
if I had a nervous cop pointing a loaded gun at me I certainly wouldn't make any sudden moves or act aggressively at all out of fear of being killed but I dunno maybe that's just me
night lads
>>221789763dude drugs lmao
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARKE
>>221789765there's some guy in here who works at a prison and has a "toilfu"
American comedy>wooo binga bananas!!! *shouting* aaaaa black are so cool!British comedy>uuhhhhh I’m sooo sorry this is sooo awkwardddd
You go to a friend’s house for dinner. He makes the best meal literally ever. You ask for a recipe; he says it’s an old family possession and hands it to you. You turn it over to see a note: “Happy you liked this recipe I made! Adolf Hitler, 1930” Do you make the meal for your guests next week?
just realised you can't marry khajiits in skyrim. you can marry argonians but not cats. mental.
>>221789768x
>>221789767just means you have a prefrontal cortex mate
>>221789794You can marry a khajit
>>221789789yeah
>>221789789Big fan of Hitler tbf so not a fair question for me
>>221789789it would be my honour
just posted about new mexico, on /deutsch/... don't think they'll like that one, but they'll have to reckon with it. I like New Mexico, I think it's neat. Nothing wrong with it.
>>221789765how come you guys don't use rigid bar cuffs, they're so much more practical
>skyrim
>>221789824
i want to live in new mexico even if it's hot as fuck i don't care just give me some mid mexicanette to love and i'll be happy
>>221789113strangeways here we cum
Layers. Clothes that fit. No poo, urine, or sweat stains. A clue gained.
>>221789839alright heisenberg
>>22178983998% of them are obese
>>221789824possibly the most overrated game in history. I avoided it for years and when I finally played it I went in expecting something really special and it was just the same ancient burial chamber/ruined fort with the same enemies over and over
>>221789852mi nah care
>>221789839since mexicans all eat spicy beans all the time do their women have horrid spicy bean farts
>>221789858if fat brown women are your thing then the southwest is definitely the place to bereally, all of america is
will reading about philosophy stop me from being depressed
>>221789854I ruined it by improperly downloading sex mods
>>221789870big time mate yeahphilosophers and students of philosophy known for not being depressed of course
>>221789870idk try thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFtVQz_o-fk
give me this
>>221789862will never have a girl look at you like this
had my house broken into once
>>221789889scuse me love but it looks like someone's put sand in your drink as a practical joke
broke into a house once
>>221789902blacks?
>>221789906they never caught the guys
word to tha wise - remember pearl harbour
oh the new James Bond game is going to woke as fuck is it well nobody saw that coming
>>221789839ktim want an adobe house with 0 internet just dvds and cds and a little dog and a mexican wife >>221789889lengers
lads...>>>/tv/220732082
>>221789926would rather forgot it tbqh that film was terrible
>>221789930isn't the james bond in the game white?
gaming
>>221789290hat
>>221789939cooooorrrrr
>>221789942No spotify is, soundcloud is german
i've been arrested beforebeen almost 5 years since it happenedbeen a good boy since
wonder if lidl is open todayprobably not
sydney sweeney loves to get her tits outgod bless
>>221789983can't really blame her it's pretty much guaranteed to boost your fame and career
sydney sweenys tits will beat china
>>221789972Not even a year out the slammer me Also been a good boy since, really makes you get your head on straight
>>221789930why's that
>>221790008what you went in for
>>221790008how long were you in for?i was only in jail for a day i can't imagine being in there for years
>>221790015being a straight white male
>>221790028week got MAYBE 16 hours sleep during that week
dislike women as a concept. don't mind the bodies just wish there was nothing inside their heads expect for like a simple program to follow orders
>>221790040very good post
>>221790040that's what they are though, you just don't understand how to give the orders
steven seagal choke slamming sydney
>>221790090sheem sleepy
shaved my pubes yesterdaymy willy looks bigger now
>>221790109bit vulgar
>>221790040educating women was a mistake, should keep them docile and submissive, basically cute retards
woman is a flower
The most important reason to develop your own confidence is not to impress women or your barely literate employers but to understand when you know what you're talking about and to gracefully ignore everyone who chimes in and replies to anything you say.
>>221790090would you really get knocked out just from being thrown through a table?
morning lads, it bank holidayx
Women should be cute shy and humble not shameless unabashed whores
CT scan tuesdaygod i hope they don't find anything serious
>>221790163why are you undergoing a ct scan
what was the thinking behind this trim
woke up from a wet dream but managed to pinch the nob in time and spaff in the loo
>>221790170
the burger
>>221790183all treatable you'll be finneee
long distance wanking
>>221790179just not true that, i only am able to wake up to get it out my boxers and do it on the floor, you simply do not have the time to run all the way to the bathroom
work from home means wank from home
>>221790133no. the table would actually break your fall and make it not hurt as mucht. chokeslammed my brother through a table as a kid
>>221790197not a fan of giant lumps of iceberg lettuce in burgers
>>221790197scran
>>221790197bong is right, too much lettuce
>>221790183how do you discover you have this
>>221790197looks good but lettuce is useless on a burgerit tastes like nothing and the crunch is easily reproduced by crispy onionst. burger knower
>>221790240nta but routine physicals often include urine tests
forgot to buy sausages and shop is closed so no sausages today :(
do you think dancing queen by abba is a sad song
>>221790232>>221790251god FORBID i eat a vegetable
>>221790255no, what makes you say that
>>221790240annual check up
>>221790252dont think ive ever had a "routine physical"
>>221790276an annual check upvisiting the doctor for nothing in particular
>>221790172his hair now looks awful, looks like a skunk
>>221790276i had one 2 years agothe doctor examined my willy and ballbag
>>221790213>just not true thatlie on quick through the jarmers pinch as soon as I walk up, penguin waddle to the loo, slick hand change from cloth to skin before pulling down and letting loose
>>221790130good post im there
>>221790292the doctor fingered my asshole during my last check up
*bums you gently and lovingly*
why does fuck tha police start with ice cube saying blacks are unfairly targetted by the police and then have the rest of them rap about how much they love killing peopleerm hypocrites much?
>>221790294*wake, even
>>221790299alri grandpa
>>221790294are you saying you've already spaffed in your foreskin then?
>>221789972>>221790008is it true that prison is basically impossible to describe to someone whos never been
>>221790270it sounds melancholy
>>221790299they don't need to do that any more, they have blood teststhink you got gay raped
>>221790271>>221790286yeah never had one
>>221790312I'm jewish
>>221790315i went to the county jail, not prisonentirely different expierence
>>221790324you'll see the benefit once you get older yung blud
>>221790318men over the age of 40 have to have the doctor put their finger in their ass to check for prostate cancer
>>221790315Only went to county jail, but it's actually very familiar. Ever been to school?
>>221790317interesting
>>221790339dont think my parents have them eitherthink its an american thing
i went to prison for 60 years but you don't see me bragging about it
>>221790366alright morgan freeman
>>221790362NHS does them once you hit 40. Not sure if it's annual though
shopping for cock cages on amazon again
>>221790328did you ever have to waste the whole day chained up going to the judge only to be sent back with no progress on your case
>>221790379i only went to the judge once but it took like 14 hours to finally see him after getting booked in
>>221790263eat all the vegetables you want just don't put them in burg
>>221790341would rather die of prostate cancer
>>221790324if you've played sports you've had a physical before
>>221790301Dre raps that he would never smoke weed and then he goes and makes an entire album basically devoted to it
is it true that someone injected easy e with aids or did he just die from it by shagging
>>221790404i don't think doctors put their finger up your bum anymore and instead use some device with a camera attatched to it
screw the nether
>>221790431he was gay
>>221790450imagine it starts vibrating haha
>>221789212sensible_chuckle.webm
Anyone watching Rivals lads? Its absolute bawdy kinoTaggie is so fucking fit too
Dr. Zaius, Dr. ZaiusDr. Zaius, Dr. ZaiusDr. Zaius, Dr. ZaiusOh Dr. Zaius
Twitter nowadays is just people arguing over the hadiths of Adolf Hitler and Charlie Kirk and forgetting how to be funny while gloating about actually funny people being socially punished while they cry about woke moralists raising an eyebrow at their gay chemsex
>>221790499yeah
>>221790499*yawns loudly in your face*
>>221790497chimpan-A to chimpan-Z
>>221790499holy run on sentence
is it too early for a cormetto
This hayfever will be the death of meCouldn't even leave the house yesterday
>>221790545far FAR too earlya hasty tablecloth pull at the dining area of social order that would be
god is not greatreligion poisons everything
These are my favourite moments, posting with the lads on /brit/ in the early hours of the morning before the missus wakesBliss
>>221790582religon is for old ladies and brown people
>>221790588Oh yeah? Ever shag me up the arse?
ever toss a hooker off a bridge?
Toil tomorrow
bank holidayno toil
might wander down to knaresborough
>>221790568...uhh yeah that's why I didn't leave the flat yesterday either, hayfever....
shower caught on fire again
>>221790594Pipe down Spaino
ever been to a Turkish prison?
just shit myself :/
>>221790645been southampton but i've never been to scunthorpe
got literally nothing in the fridge
>>221790645no but i've been in a turk
all well and good but Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life.
>>221790660Same and it’s too hot to go and do a shopping trip. I will have to fast for 2-3 days
very christian and athiest /birt/s these past few days
just had another sip of iced tea
>>221790662the utter STATE of their fansCouldn't happen to a more unlikeable team
I can’t deal with this fuckin heat!!!
There's an inevitable limit when there's cinnamon in it
>>221790705it's not that bad
chimpanzee that monkey news
>>221790730Mate DONT! Okay just don’t 7 o clock in the morning it’s like I’ve woken up in a sauna
already had two filthy hangover wanks
jizzed in my pants
>>221790765what you wanking to? x
>>221790775bbws, anal... regrettable stuff
>32 degree high todayI've had enough
mad how fit some of the women doing beast porn are these days
>>221790765*checks time*
the fuck is this
>>221790791um
why's it gem and not jem :///
new >>221790804
>>221790797looks like weather informationhope this helps
>>221790793was out last night, so much arse, was impossibly horny but was rejected by a woman so i came home and went to sleep... just woke up and been wanking in my smelly bedroom
