LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
*shakes your hand*welcome
leave it out rodney
LOVELY FUCKING CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS
any black folks in
pints > cans
Trans rights are human rights
I love the irony of this, lads>debating if I want the cans since a bit too hungover>stumble onto the 4chinz and see theres's a new /brit/ to be madeGuess that's a signSo getting the BIG fucking cans and the er, well, the some sort of chips, lads. BIG chips I think
>>221945122just goes to show how stupid the laws areshould be half your age plus seven
Right get the cans in ya (put an empty can up yer bum)
>>221945103snugwarmmoist
Drinking alcohol is a mugs game. Enjoy spending money to feel like shit.
>>221945172giwtwm
scmreaminginghttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780133427624670.webmlmao!
https://rumble.com/v7a3hs0-nick-fuentes-on-the-alex-jones-show.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_ucp_a
I stand by Britain's farmers x
>>221945208um
>>221945209IMAGINE thinking i want to listen/watch this SHITE
>>221945208am bottom
>>221945128Glad to be here lad
>>221945208ummy
going out to get blotto for my bday
nibba watching nick fuentes unironically yanks are dementedam bottom
the right honourable sir am bottom
i do not deservei do not have worth
>>221945191Spaino, listen, lad. I can't do this right now. They stop selling cans at 10pm, you see.So I'll make this one quick: you spend your bennies on VPNs and 4chan passes to pretend you're trolling a basket weaving forum by pretending to be a 40 year old incel who thinks he's a woman and lives at home with his mum and sister.Now, one might say 'ah sure, it's just Spaino, what's the harm, Canslad, leave him alone' and my reply is: the fact he exists and his life is worse than all of /brit/'s, even the lad obsessed with Miss Watson's arsehole, isn't doing us harm, he's doing us a favour.Now remember, Judge Dredd, wheelchair, obese, latvian coworker, 24/7 nurseMake your reply a good one so I can read it when I come back x
got to go out and do some SHIT tomorrow, fucking sick of it just leave me alone
Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio The nation turns its lonely eyes to youPoo poo poo
>>221945253you do deserve you do have worth
>>221945231im imagining it, in my imagination youre cool and based
>>221945253be strong umpetal
>>221945246would shag her rotten
I have an idea for a new way of filming a TV series. Say you want series 1 to be 8 episodes? You film 10 episodes but use the extra 2 episodes in the next series. They would be episodes 1 and 2.
>>221945246and where is she's penis ??
>>221945254you are disabled as fuck
>>221945253>>221945253>>221945267
>>221945247happy birthday matex
>>221945284vile harlot
pov: you are rorke
>>221945284revolting dwarf trollop
>>221945280would you suck it?
>>221945266>>221945266good posts >>221945249kek
>>221945284she’s so fucking grimliterally appeared out of nowhere a few years ago
>>221945315why do they look like codies
might walk around outside until i find weed
Sir Codie Bleederblowder
>>221945314>good poststhat's one post, you just replied to it twice
>>221945323>no bush
>>221945247WAHEEEEYYYYYYYYWhat are you getting blotto'd on, lad?>>221945253Yes but lad, if that was true, consider this: why let your worth and what you deserve be defined by those who aren't you? You are the only person in the world that matters to yourself and you can only judge yourself.>>221945282aw >>221945284Really enjoy her nice arse. Not too big. Small enough that it'd feed Canslad once her roasts it on the bbq
>>221945155You have the right to ruin your life over a fetish lad.
>>221945327who is she
polish gf
>>221945337s
>>221945315yep, it's gonna be another white boi summer
>>221945323would shag her hard until the car smell like the storage room for PE equipment
>>221945347>sweaty pissed on hairs obscuring the front bumno thanks
>>221945345yea i made a mistake. I'm human. I'm American. I'm a Patriot. I'm a Christian. I'm a White Man. We brush the dust off. We keep moving. We live, laugh, love, learn.
fake canslad :|
tonight's wanktoil menu>>>/s/22403020>>>/s/22403020
>>221945329cause they're happy and rich and in the sunshine >>221945371activeeee
12-16
>>221945387Oi, lad you want afucking mugging
>>221945371https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8IWJmXSo04
this is the last night I ever get drunk after this I’m T total
Remember when emmayank said that mousey or that was mentally ill and should kill themselves, and then we all had a good laugh as he is also probably mentally ill? Good times
>>221945284cute bum
>>221944274erm what did he mean by that?
>>221945385we give our money to israelwe give our foreskin to the jewish doctorwe send our kids to public schools full of violent blacks and mexicanswe live in the suburbs we eat goyslopwe watch goyballwe enlist in the military to fight israel's warswe install palantir on our phones so the jewlatto alex karp can spy on us (it's okay hes a patriot)
love women but it's unrequited
You get back ache the moment you turn 30
>>221945155They're not humans.
gigantic hoard of weed in sowerby bridge
I’m so picky UWU
>>221945489i had it at 18
playing Persona 3 Portable, it's peng because you can play as a girl and shag all the incels during their social links haha
BO BORUDE BOY IT'S A WHITE BOY SUMMER
>>221945477same lad so many lovely tummies and underbums on my incelwalk today but I'll never touch them because if I said hello they would run a mile
remember the matcha latte psyop
>>221945473The Gay Old Party is working on a bill that would turn our military entirely over to Israel to run for us. That's efficiency. We aren't smart enough to do it.
Rorke's bird
Watching the sunset with my gf :)
>>221945500scr
>>221945557Not rorke here, but she got any nudes?
>>221945502gigantic horde of pakis too
dadberg said italians are white but spaniards are wog bastards
>>221945532my beautiful wife >>221945473miserable mindraped bastard, I feel really bad for you
learning about cornish tin mines
>>221945574wog girls are fucking fit tho
>racism rorke? really? in 2026?
nth for the gyaldem
>>221945491We are humans and we make some fine lesbians :3
>>221945473>>221945530jews own your mind for free
>>221945530the US military's sole purpose since it's inception was to be a private bodyguard service for world jewery, this would just be making it officialthey should start calling members of congress members of kenesset and officially change the name of the country to the north american states of israel (NASI) while they are at it.
watching shaun of the dead on disney plus lads, such a good film (tomorrow i will watch hot fuzz ahah)
im learning spanish on my technology and decently far along I'd like to start some real classes
>>221945284horrible woman
>>221945574southern italians look like arabs
What's up goyim
>>221945587post my fave lad I can't find it
that's your culture? rorke?
thought some of you might like to know>i've got a new can of cider out>i've taken my t-shirt off (lol im just so random!)
>>221945586you aren't one of those BLM anti-white racists are you sweetie?
femdom israeli gf
You know what woman hate? Lying in bed all day.
ur mum klarnas the 3 small plates for £14.99 wetherspoons deal
>>221945612says the spaniard...
>>221945640Rorke and his boyfriend enjoying the sun
>>221945640>Oi! No bumming on the grass!
>>221945634UFFF
konnichiwa, dude!
watch a lot of cei but don't actually do it
>>221945640two gay blokes arent allowed to have a picnic and a shag on a grassy field anymorebecause of woke
>miserable mindraped bastard, I feel really bad for you>jews own your mind for free
>https://www.xvideos.com/video.udbebio88e7/turns_out_lana_isnt_as_innocent_as_she_looksImagine going for the cheekiest wank and you see your mum
not even gonna reply to that muslamic terrorist
>>221945630only brown people hate blacks
Rorke on a mad one
>>221945660
'ponte back?
>>221945680why are asian women so hot
It changed Rorke. We all know what I am referring to.
reading chicken soup for the soul
>>221945283*launches into 45 mins yap sesh about why your fave c/u/ckship is bad before playing fortnite for 45 hours straight*
>>221945687what?
>>221945663woke london cops telling the bummers that at least one of them has to be black or it's illegal
>>221945586Is she the hottest hapa of all time?
do you think my cat knows i'd kill for her?
>>221945701the brown fella obsessed with dajoos
>>221945703
we are the village green gay sex arse society
honestly i dont like bush on women or myselfpubes are all wiry and scratchy and dont feel nice on your face or face
>>221945708still none the wiser
why are wogball fans saying arsenal is anti-football
>>221945596>This real thing that is really happening doesn't matter because jews are behind it and I'm an NPC bot trained to defend my masters
might buy wax and shove it up my nostrils and yank it out
>>221945714yeah same
reading diary of the wimpy kid
good evening team
Smokes or chokes
>>221945709cutie
Americans sometimes say 'shaking their/my head' to mean nodding
>>221945674that's just your country because there are no whites left
oh did the black man miss a penalty?
>>221945530when it says "integrate" does that mean what you said, or does that just mean more cooperation with intelligence and reconnaissance (that you do already)?
still boiling. 24 degrees at 10pm it not right
>>221945707post cat
>>221945714bit of a bollock ache to shave/wax though no?
>not even gonna reply to that muslamic terrorist
>>221945744Just not true is it
>>221945727havent seen this image in yonksi am glad to have seen it again this evening
>>221945727There he is!
>>221945744dont carewith him the best wish everyone the bestI'm a Christian
>>221945617got ya lad x
>>221945697Yes, we all like Brexit
>>221945744to be fair he looks like the type of guy who could do that gay faggy salad fingers voice
>>221945744gaffmogs me
Sometimes Americans say "a thing of" rather than "a box of" or "a bag of". So they will say "I just ate a whole thing of cereal" even though they know it's a box.
/brit/ neeks love they yahud
got the b12 on
>>221945750
>>221945600Based post but sad post because it's true
>>221945778girlyou need a shot of b12you know you do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Keq-Lig-z74Grab your safety flatcap faggots. We're going laddering.
>on your face or face
>>221945775for me it's using jawn despite not being from philadelphia
>>221945775my mother does that, I call her common and she gets annoyed
>>221945744That not right is it
>>221945744Kekked might send him some takeaway cash on delivery
>>221945784yea i'd be weary too
>>221945791showing this to nanberg and telling her its real
>>221945813papa johns
cody i just ate a whole thing of fruity pebbles
having chest pain and drinking a pop
>>221945813It's genuinely over lol look at the demographic change that windrush had over 80 years or so when only 400 or so Jamaicans arrived. The Boris wave was 4.2 million!
>>221945771need them in 'tex already ffs
>>221945771love it xneed more kate x em linkups
>>221945775The worst one is when they say "whenever" when they should just say "when">Oh yeah whenever I was 13 years old we used to ding dong ditch the Palmers who lived across the block>Whenever I moved to Texas I really got into gay porn as an art form
Take the yank politics to /cum/We don't care
>>221945745We don't need a new federal law to implement procedures already in place. The Republicans are increasing our reliance on Israel and giving them more control over our military.
been in the bath for 2 hours
>>221945844wanking?
>>221945849farting
>>221945791The cat in the red shirt is a sore loser !
things just got serious
which of the more recent American invasions are better, Popeyes Chicken, Wingstop, Five Guys.....?
>>221945839I've got a big trump you'll want to hear aboutBig smelly trumpRight out of my bottom
>>221945791i do not like seeing them angry like this
had a wank in the bath once and the cum just got wet and stuck to my body, wasn't very good i don't recommend
>>221945863Haven’t had any
>>221945825Care to weight in? >>221945775
stray catberg is still in my househe's asleep on my xbox for some reason
>>221945854
>>221945849nah just watching telly and drinking booze
>>221945844wrinkly boi x
>>221945863Tried Wendy's the other dayIt was okayI know their breakfasts are well reviewed amongst yanks so shall have to try that at some point
>>221945836Generally familiar with yank lingo but I've not encountered this one
>>221945881pic of strayberg
REALLY want cats to EVOLVE quickly and turn into humanoid chat type creatures shit would be so cute and funny
>>221945881he's your best friend nowx
looking at sunderland coast on google mapshalf life 2 vibes
>>221945863Popeyes is the best, now KFC has some competition and an incentive to do better
might posts sandras or kevs in a bit little lad, might not. ukphonebook is mega based.
>>221945863jollybee but i suppose thats technically not a yank thing
french foids
>>221945890Yeah well you'll notice it everywhere now and you'll come crawling back to me to say I'm write
pussycat dolls sex
why has he got a telly in the bathroom
Got the R.E.M on haven't I
>>221945916would shag her rotten
>>221945880i dont say that myself
>>221945901screamyou aren't even joking
>>221945931that's bro in the corner
dynamic duopower pairdream teamdouble troubleformidable force
>>221945935Go on then, what's a stupid thing you say?
>>221945931love their first EP got it on vinyl record
watching porn on my second monitor and /brit/posting on the first
Post beautiful Asian women please
>>221945881thats nicehes probably exhausted and happy to find somewhere safe
>>221945935i have the lowest standards in the worldi would literally fuck an ugly in a skirtand somehow this bint makes my dick shrivel
foid: *exists*/brit/: CORRR WOULD LOVE TO SHAG THAT
>>221945916When does /brit/ get a new one? It's been a while
>>221945939that's him in the corner then isn't it
>>221945953rorke life
>>221945958hahaha we're EXACTLY like that
>>221945895he's awake now x
>>221945253you'll be okay sweetie
>>221945958kahteem KAHTEEM!!!!
mental how well I can handle alcohol now I remember back when I used to be a lightweight
>>221945977cute bergepops
>>221945938crushed an antlion driving my buggy through that
>>221945947I say shouldnt of instead of shouldnt have and will continue to do so
is our randy an arsenal fan?
For whatever it's worth, whenever I come back home to the UK from Ireland, I enjoy the kind of mad diversity, warts and all.Being abroad, you kinda get sucked into the trap of thinking everyone in the UK is at loggerheads and that it's completely ghettoised but I was walking round Liverpool today and I didn't see or feel any of this tension. It was just people, of all backgrounds, living their lives alongside each other, seemingly in peace.I'm not saying there are no tensions, but I think the energy on the street is actually quite positive and vibrant.Ireland is changing too, but there is a noticeable change in energy when I step off the plane here.
the three most important books:Mein Kampf by Adolf HitlerThe Prince by Machiavelli On war by Carl Von Clausewitz
>>221945958cor yes bendy pipes get the plumber round so we can double-team the bloody thing
>>221945985same but it doesn't impress antyone cus i drink alonehad 8 K ciders today (8.4% nasty shit) and abarely feel it
Used to have a hamster and the cunt wouldn't sit still couldn't carry him in your hand he'd just try and jump offHe turned out to be a she actually, fucking foid
>>221945997*shits on your head*
>>221945473>>221945530Not true though, is it? You run israel, not the other way around.
>>221945997you're supposed to be really angry and pissed off at everyone you see and also dajoos who you dont see
>>221946002sorry I thought it said toilet and not foid
there is more to the freeman than meets the eye
>>221945901>>221945938mackems really do be looking for car batteries in the sand to turn their lights on
Someone please tell me how to get rid of my huge belly. I'm skinnyfat so I have skinny arms and legs, no chest, but a massive belly :(
>>221946011some hamsters dont like human contact
>>221945996spaffed so many times to this bint in 2014
>>221946021jobbie spewing
>>221946031stop drinking beer and alcohol, lift weights
fucking he’ll dead in here tonight is everyone on a different board or something
>>221945996Bloody hell now that's a flash from the past
>>221946031If you're older than 19 it's unironically over
mental how we found out Vince McMahon likes to watch wwe wrestlers shag his gfs with their bwcs and bbcs and no one cares
>>221945753more antisemitic than you mohammad
>>221946031do exercise to build muscle.
>>221946052we're all a bit busy watching Nick Fuentes on the Alex Jones Show 5/20/26
>>221946048What if we can't be arsed tho
>>221946031sit ups
>>221945996she looks even more like a tranny
>>221946052I'm playing Football Manager
>>221945997most boring post i've ever read in my lifesentimental faggot*rapes you*
>>221946068How does building muscle help? I want to have a slim build
>>221946063his legacy is too good to let it be ruined by such as minor transgression as this
>>221946078Who as?
it's a freeman thing, you wouldn't understand
1/10 for that absolutely worthless little nub. I wouldn't even touch your tiny little clit dick, I would be embarrassed to even rub it like a clit. I feel like with a dick this small I would have more fun scissoring then actually letting you try to fuck me. You should be so embarrassed of that little overgrown micro mole, it's literally so sad that I honestly feel bad for you. No girl would ever want to fuck you with that tiny little thing.
>>221945996she's turned into an average english bint ffstalking about fitness and back painshut the fuck up
>>221946011lol
>>221946086Eat less then you fucking dickhead
>>221945954
it's an allan thing
>>221946063He used to text Brock Lesnar and Bobby Lashley about his gf all the time lol
https://youtu.be/s9R4Dur1mSU
>>221946063>>221946118Fake news
i'm a man but i've got a girl's name :/
SDHSBSRSACP1000 mug
>>221946115never seen a more rectangular woman in my lifeshe is literally a rectangle lmaono arse and no hips
it's a black male thaaaang
Anyone got any good stories from their life? I'm interested in good, fun and interesting stories, me.
https://youtu.be/V_zmX1SdcjA
>>221946109corr
The sovlfvl elegance of a 34 year old unemployed white boy
>>221946129alri, let's hear it nancy
>>221945830different coloured like totally spies>>221945835frrrrrrr
>>221946021vortigaunts are friendly in half life 2 actually
the plank gf
Cockmogs me!
>>221946135i had sex with a girl i met through wowthat's about it
garlic and chips
had my dysphoria triggered at the beach today
>>221946136Back to /britfeel/ the outer boards aren't ready for you=
>>221946134me explaining missed penalties
>>221946129Alri Charlie
>>221946115makes dua lipa look like christina hendricks
>>221946162tell me what happened mate
>>221946095Prefer not to say
The "N" word.
went to my nans today and saw the little bunnies running round her field :>>>
>>221946160GARLIC..? AND CHIPS???
>>221945996gunners cultural victory
>>221946136whoahahahahahahah?
drinking a cup of tea.
Got some zingers, some ice breakers and some earnest musings for the new
>>221946135there was this one time where i got really drunk and blacked outand another time where i did a bunch of drugsyeah
>>221946182Ah, dox you would it?
make the new now please
>>221946141
new
>>221946021Slept on post. Have a reply
People are clamouring for a new because of this post >>221946210
>>221946135Right well when I was in year 7 we got given bags of flour to look after as if they were children but we turned it into an assassination game where you had to protect your child and kill everyone else's child and I got a whole day's worth of detention for a very public execution in the playground
if i don't get the new job im interviewing for i will simply have to tek mi own life
>>221946218They can't be arsed, lazy cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9Yz5K6ORsE/brit/ get in here
>>221946086because you can't control where your fat is distributed, it is genetic. if you want to look the same just with less belly fat you need to build muscle in your arms, leg, back etc and lower your bodyfat percentage.
>>221946251>>221946251>>221946251
>>221946243Based
