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BWAAAAHHHHHH
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post faster
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Feeling good
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>>221977041
they made him gay and like soccer in the new season
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>>221977064
not canon
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hey we are in here
>>221977008
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>>221977075
You forgot your trip
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so this is the new, huh
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no we're not
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Real new death to zoom zoom
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Won't support a tripfag, simple as
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>>221976995
I'm going to memorize your daily patterns and wait for an opportune time to rape your ass. I have my kit all laid out and I'm going to pull down your pants and rape you until I cum. I'll use lube because I want to nut quick and I have a big cock and sometimes it doesn't fit in unprepared holes but you will get every inch of my cock all at once and I'm going to pound at a pace that feels good on my cock with no regard to your pain. Fuck you
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>>221977061
jobber
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Last day in Montana I don't want to leave ;_;
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>>221977099
i'm going into hiding
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THERE IS NO PAIN, YOU ARE RECEIVING
A DISTANT SHIP, SMOKE ON THE HORIZON
YOU ARE ONLY COMING THROUGH IN WAVES YOUR LIPS MOVE, BUT I CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
WHEN IIIIIIIIIIIIIII WAS A CHILD, I HAD A FEVER
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>>221977099
Okay
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I have absolutely 0 game. Like none at all. Holy fuck I am nearly 30 and I can't even pull younger girls. I just get completely awkward and shut in like all my energy and personality just goes retard mode. All my confidence just gets sapped. I can not express properly just how fucking sad that is. As a 30yr old pulling a 19yr old or a 20yr old should be extremely easy, like tutorial mode. And yet I am incapable of it. I fucking suck.
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Wonder if Zoom Zoom will tuck his tail (butt plug, fox) between his legs and post in this non-cocksucking faggot cocksucker tripfag new
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>>221977133
He'll artificially bump it then try to recycle it later
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I learned who Rachel Zeigler (Ziegler?) Is today and I find her very attractive.
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>>221977061
Mogged by Adachi
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>>221977140
He's another one that's on my rape list. He's even posted pictures of his ass on here before so I know that ass is tight and will grip my cock. I'm not even gay I just dislike these nu-fag /cum/ personalities
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>>221977099
>I have my kit all laid out
uhh a rape kit? what is that
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I TRY TO PUT DOWN A CUP OF COFFEE
HE ASKS HOW MUCH I'M DRINKING AND I LIE
BUT DOCTORS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO TELL YOU
SOME TORTUROUS WAY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE
IT'S NOT LIKE THEY KNOW EVERYTHING EVER
HEY MAN, I WENT TO COLLEGE TOO
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Mom's boyfriend made pasta but my sister is mad because I ate it all before she could get any
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>>221977160
>nu-fag
I am an oldfag I just post very infrequently thoughbeit
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You guys are much too obsessed with the tripfsags. It’s very obviously gay.
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Please someone reply to my posts ITT I'm very lonely
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Tonight's listen
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>>221977170
that guy is our turbo autist who can't recognize different posters, and also constantly has spergouts about stupid shit. best to just ignore him
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>>221977173
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>>221977169
Good. Foids deserve to suffer
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>Im not gay, I jsut have a photographic memory of other males asses and contemplate how itd feel to have my cock inside it
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>>221977173
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Mom woke me up at 3 PM
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>>221977173
You should play the Hell Let Loose: Vietnam playtest on steam
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>>221977160
you ain't raping shit, you're a fucking manlet and that's gross
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>>221977204
Why were you asleep so late
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yeah I am not going to participate on a thread that takes dating advice from this fucking guy FUCK!!!
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i don't like dogs anymore. i've come full circle. when i was very young i didn't like dogs. then we got a dog and i liked it. then twenty years later i decided i don't like dogs again.
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I'm havijg smoked pork ribs tomorrow. The day after I'm having smoked meatloaf
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>>221977220
alri sweetie that's nice
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>>221977226
i hate your dog
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>>221977220
I love dogs, but the way goyim treat them like children unsettles me
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>>221977205
>>221977203
>>221977195
Thanks frens
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>>221977216
Cause fuck you I can sleep in however long I like
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>>221977220
I like good dogs raised by good people
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As I was typing my reply to a girl i matched with she unmatched me, no text or anything just instantly unmatched . guess i didnt text fast enough for her liking
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>>221977170
Every inch of this pre-lubed cock is getting slammed in your ass all at once and it's not going back out until I get my nut. Fuck you
https://litter.catbox.moe/uef7mw8sdernxxk5.jpg
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Gonna goon
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Where in America would you see a father and son like this enjoying a fine game of their favourite sport?
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>>221977255
These women are all dead or extremely wrinkly now
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Poor kids can learn just as well as white kids
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>>221977246
yeah post your shitbox let's fucking see it
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>>221977265
can they though? can they...
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>>221977253
So I matched with a blonde blue eyed girl who was named Mia and in her bio she said she was 100% italian then I told her she didn't look italian and she unmatched me
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black, white, latino, indian, you're all just goyim to me
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I don't care about anything and never have
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>>221977254
huh it actually was a cock, owned by some faggot who shaves like a woman. idk why i thought it wouldn't be
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I just sneezed a couple times but I think I'm done for now
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>>221977260
Probably Florida or Arizona, they too have high rates of skin cancer
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>>221977280
You told us this story 6 times now, Leonardo Pereiro Bastos who wants to work at IBM
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Time for sex

later virgins.
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>>221977300
hope he took you to dinner first
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>>221977300
yeah don't forget your anal lube
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>>221977291
How many sneezes do you do? I'd say about 10% of mine are single sneezes, the other 90% are double sneezes. Last year I did a three sneeze for the first time
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Bought a $10 kroger fruit tray and ate the whole thing instead of dinner
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In a new city for vacation right now. Went to a coffee shop with my cousin, she runs back in to use the restroom and all of a sudden this Serbian girl comes up and tries to ask me to take a photo of her in front of the coffee shop sign and engage in small talk about the Balkans
What's the meaning of this, I was kind of weirded out. Was she trying to hit on me
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>>221977260
Willy wonka was set in england
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i ate 10 big macs
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>>221977293
Is Florida full of dumb-but-loveable Anglos with garish taste and veneers?
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>>221977303
first off it's a WOMAN
second, no dinner was needed as she's off work now and asking me to come over.
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>>221977309
Usually two, yeah. Three seems like a lot. I think I would get tired from all that sneezing
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he bumped it what did I tell ya
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My town is getting invaded by forest tent caterpillars
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>>221977316
Did you just wake up from hibernation
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>>221977325
Roald Dahl was based, yes.
The Fantastic Mr Fox was his best book (other than 'Boy' and 'Going Solo')
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>>221977337
Is that a new slur
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>>221977300
nibbas here like Jason complain about pussy or the lackthereof and don't even drive a car like motherfuckers it's 2020+6 you want to get blonde pussy without a car like how are you going to take your bitch to dinner? What? In a fucking scooter? FUCK!!!
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>>221977337
is that another euphemism for brown people?
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>>221977330
no one is impressed you're having sexxx with a jeeta
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>>221977337
same but with moon crickets
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I cant even get women to talk to me
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>>221977331
I wonder if sneeze count differs by race. It's always interesting when you find out that something trivial, like earwax texture, can differ so greatly depending on whether you're Western European or Chinese. I'm still not sure whether I believe that claim about vaginal pH that everyone was posting last month
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do things ever get better
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Let’s have gay farting sex with our dicks
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>>221977327
yeah but you replied anyway
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>>221977365
you just need a wingman
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>>221977358
is this some kind a metamorphosism fer chinese people
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>>221977365
they don't talk to any guy YOU have to talk to them unfortunately even if you're alain delon leves of atttractive that's how it goes I've seen meh guys with 10/10 blondes just because they know how to jestermaxxx and talk it's literally that fucking simple like take a masterclass in talking to women
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>>221977338
I did sleep for like 12 hours this weekend because I was really tired
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For me, it's the Moravian heritage of Winston-Salem
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>>221977373
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jeets should be an uncountable noun
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>>221977399
>Moravia
yeah I know that also Bohemia they're the land oft the Czech Germans
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>>221977337
>>221977351
>>221977358
kek no, it's these fuckers. Could make for a new slur I suppose
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>>221977300
Who is he?
>>221977328
>full of dumb-but-loveable Anglos with garish taste and veneers?
Lol no it's mostly Latinx, Jews, and Wops with some Nigs in there for good measure. Only Anglos are in the Panhandle.
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>>221977393
Brown bear maxxing
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This is Mr Bean's brother. He looks much more human.
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Let’s have our cocks out shitting
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>>221977400
but the months that have passed since new light darted into my soul, since I formed a scheme of reasonable felicity, have been squandered by my own fault. I have lost that which can never be restored; I have seen the sun rise and set for twenty months, an idle gazer on the light of heaven; in this time the birds have left the nest of their mother, and committed themselves to the woods and to the skies; the kid has forsaken the teat, and learned by degrees to climb the rocks in quest of independent sustenance. I only have made no advances, but am still helpless and ignorant. The moon, by more than twenty changes, admonished me of the flux of life; the stream that rolled before my feet upbraided my inactivity. I sat feasting on intellectual luxury, regardless alike of the examples of the earth and the instructions of the planets. Twenty months are passed: who shall restore them?”

These sorrowful meditations fastened upon his mind; he passed four months in resolving to lose no more time in idle resolves, and was awakened to more vigorous exertion by hearing a maid, who had broken a porcelain cup, remark that what cannot be repaired is not to be regretted.
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I have such a crush, bros. It’s agony.
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>>221977373
Things do but we don't
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>>221977443
https://youtu.be/Z5fAWpv_axs
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>>221977452
LMAOOOOOOOOOO who pays for your gas bud???
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Do you get many brown bears in the contiguous US? Or are they mainly in the Northwest? I know black bears are everywhere
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>>221977459
Is this coded language
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>>221977458
donald trump himself I am on welfare benefits I don't work I don't have a hive-mind like you guys
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>>221977458
... What?
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>>221977466
No, but I am now curious about your homosexual answer to my ursine query
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>>221977459
They are only found in Wyoming in Montana.
Otherwise they're all in Alaska
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfDUw3UyEkE
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>>221977479
Wyomongoloids are very lucky
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>>221977384
how many times do you watch porn per day
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>>221977479
*and Montana
>>221977488
Someone got killed by a grizzly bear in Montana last week but I think everyone there is fine with the risk since it's the animals home
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>>221977493
six or seven
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>>221977459
Grizzlies? They are present in the Western states especially up in the mountains.
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>>221977443
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rpjpSI1Q1DE&
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I've been training my ai to have Asmongold's personality so he can give me advice
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>>221977488
>live in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do
>lucky
New Yorkers are lucky. The rest of us are just NPCs
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>>221977498
This speaks volumes
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more like asmongoloid
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>>221977494
Bears are cool. I'm sure we can afford to lose a Montanan or two if it means our bear friends can thrive
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>>221977505
Unless you live in Nebraska then there's nothing to complain about
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>>221977507
yeah it's meant for people like you who voted for this clown you should reflect on it
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>>221977507
so tru
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Realized I might be making sourdough bread wrong. I should have probably found a recipe specifically for whole wheat bread instead of just substituting it for half the white flour. I also want to make pumpernickel, like the real deal stuff, but I'm not sure if it's difficult
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>>221977417
favorite animal desu they're cute and very civilized
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why did we stop having soda fountains?
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>>221977547
black people
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>>221977547
I want to know why we stopped using pneumatic tubes in offices
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>>221977547
The woke mob destroyed them
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Moving the Needle: We are targeting a 15% lift in melt-resistance and a 22% increase in cherry-on-top integration before we open the floor for the afternoon check-in.

Let's take this offline, keep our eyes on the waffle-cone horizon, and ensure absolute alignment moving forward.
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I once told my roommate from Uzbekistan that black American women hire movers and then hide inside their furniture so they can be carried around like royalty in a palanquin
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>>221977573
unironically true. see
>>221977551
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>>221977547
hooligans were putting poopoo on them with their unwashed hands
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>>221977579
Bitch I'm a loveseat!
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getting closer to the get
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>>221977498
I unironically think the punishment for selling weed should be 1000x harsher than insider trading.
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>>221977498
In an ideal world both of these would carry the death penalty
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>>221977603
You must be a boomer
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wish I had a big bowl of lemon ice cream in front of me rn
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Funny how Alex Jones was right about everything
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>>221977620
You must be either poor or a POC if you are into weed.
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>>221977645
I'm neither. I just don't think it's something we should punish people for
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>>221977626
*grabs a bowl of vanilla ice cream and unzips dick*

here you go
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White "hip-hop heads" have got to be one of the most annoying people on the planet.
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Blue raspberry lemonade Kool-Aid pineapples with the berry blast waffles & Hot Cheeto wings
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>>221977672
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>>221977498
Both should be legal
Insider trading is a victimless crime just like drug dealing
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>>221977671
SHAME ON A NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN GAME ON A NIGGA
WHO, WHAT, WHY WITH THE TRIGGA
Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga
Wu buck—I'll fuck your ass up!
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I sell rhymes like dimes
The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times
Joking rhymes, like the "Is you just happy to see me?" trick
Classical slapstick rappers need Chapstick
A lot of 'em sound like they in a talent show
So I give 'em something to remember like the Alamo
Tally-ho! A high Joker like a Spades game
Came back from five years laying and stayed the same
I'm saying - electromagnetic field it blocks all logic, Spock
And G-Shocks her biological clock
When I hit it, slit it to the shitter, thought I killed her goose
Her Power U was pure Brita water, filtered juice
Keep a pen like a fiend keep a pipe with him
Gentleman who lent a pen to a friend who write with him
Never seen the shit again but he's still my dunny
The only thing that come between us is krill and money
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Summer
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dumb Chikaposter
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>>221977688
I had one of these as a kid
But it was a dog and not a cat
And not an epeleant :)
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>>221977711
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>>221977649
What are you, a libertarian 17 year old? Drugs, weed, are bad and they make society worse for everyone.
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6 7
*waves arms*
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>>221977745
Bussin post
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>>221977745
67
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>>221977735
Weed is far less bad than other drugs and its a waste of resources to imprison so many people for it
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Black folk have had it with Hispanic nonsense
https://urbanhollywood411.com/naacp-official-heckled-calling-for-black-brown-solidarity/
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Feeling down about my dogshit genetics and short height
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who up slinking their dink right now
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>>221977779
At least you aren't the individual in this image
>>221977787
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I have AI fatigue, tired of it.
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>>221977787
my exact build
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>>221977809
there's no way you're that fat, no one is.
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aqua teen hunger force was ruined the instant they started animating things properly
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>>221977787
what size shorts are those
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>>221977789
Doesn't matter if I was fat as fuck I would still be an unfuckable loser that gets mogged daily
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>>221977815
I disliked when South Park started using CGI to animate stuff too, the shoddy production value was part of its charm and crassness.
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>>221977815
I feel the same way with robot chicken
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Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna have to come and get me
Off yo' ass, that's how I'm goin' out
For the punk motherfuckers, that's showin' out
Niggas start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix 'em and cook 'em in a pot like gumbo
Goin' off on a motherfucker like that
With a gat that's pointed at yo' ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin' when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo' dancin'
With a crime record like Charles Manson
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Listening to Trhä
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Hoodweebs get the rope
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>>221977651
I said I want lemon ice cream, not vanilla
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There comes a time where you need to grow up and stop listening to metal and video game music and listen to shitty top 40 pop
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I'm sorry bros
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Wild animals run from the dangers they actually see, and once they have escaped them worry no more. We however are tormented alike by what is past and what is to come. A number of our blessings do us harm, for memory brings back the agony of fear while foresight brings it on prematurely. No one confines his unhappiness to the present.
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>>221977858
blahpipo do love them some anime (dbz)
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we're like 6 months away from such penury and lawlessness that you will be killing your neighbors and cooking them on a grill made from a shopping cart over a fire
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>Hoodweebs get the rope
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>>221977872
Why?
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We're 6 months away from penisy
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>>221977866
hmmm

nah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qnQDCiU1oY
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Civil war soon
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>>221977872
That would only happen if we had mass crop failures or something equally apocalyptic. you underestimate the laziness of the average person
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>>221977882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPb2xhiyBXE
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>>221977872
We're actually 2 weeks away
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let's cool it with the anime
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>>221977869
>Wild animals run from the dangers they actually see
broccoli heads take their phones out and record their own demise
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>>221977899
anime general, anime website
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>>221977869
I’m the type to compulsively over-analyze every social interaction i have in the days after it happened. I torture myself extensively for that which belongs to the past. I would like to stop doing this.
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>>221977896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAQz_OZlqEM
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>>221977872
if there's anything I learned from rust is that it's pretty easy to live in someone else's base without them knowing it
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lumpy pumpkin was my nickname in high school. people would chant it while lifting up my shirt and slapping my fat belly as hard as they could, leaving me with huge red welts on my stomach and tears running down my face.
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>>221977932
good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm3E5Ton7_s
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>>221977932
Lolz
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>>221977937
wait, better one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTxtG9uAcKo
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What's the hustle what's the move
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Have to take 2 mother fucking flights tomorrow fuck my life
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>>221977965
Me in 18 days
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>>221977958
Who are the mormons
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Prozzy penis into vagina slamming is a bit of a money sink, but the thrill of it beats wanking
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>>221977965
I enjoy airports more then flying. even waiting like 7 hours for a 5 AM flight, I had more fun exploring SMF then sitting in my seat with united's shitty movie/tv show selection
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>>221977953
all ways be selling
mission for commission
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Be a gross shameless bastard, why don't you
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>New York was cold and damp
>Tv was just a blank
>Looks like another dead-end Sunday
hate sunday noon bloos. very feminine feeling.
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I fucking hate flying, especially connecting flights. I will drive 5 hours rather than waste 5 hours sitting around and doing short connector flights.
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>>221977953
Sell money for a higher price
Sell 1$ for 2$ and just go from there exponentially increasing your money
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What the fuck were they thinking?
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>>221977984
THE LEADS ARE WEAK
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Once I bought a sandwich from a vending machine at an airport but it got stuck
So i bought a 2nd sandwich thinking it would push the other one out, but both got stuck. left and when I came back both sandwiches were in the slot
I think a guardian angel was watching over me and pressed a button making both sandwiches fall
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fuck my tranny faggot life
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8GpG8C0YzA
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Me when I'm barely contained in my micro cowkini
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One thing I like about montana is that the fast food places have cute women at the register and not fat black bitches or illegals that don't speak english like in my hometown
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>>221978048
shoo troon
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successfully made it through my first on-call shift. i never got called in, so it was basically just free money.
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i have never voted
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>>221977872
don't threaten me with a good time
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>>221978040
something similar happened to me once except with cans of soda
and i never ended up getting them out
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>>221978079
faustian
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>>221978042
Now that’s a sight to behold
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I work 911 and never once have I been happy about saving a human life like not even a child
but once I got a call where a stray cat had his head stuck in a ravioli can and I dispatched out animal control and they freed his head

that made the whole stint worth it
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>>221978079
baka ass motherfuckers he was trying to improve himself in combat
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>>221978099
>never once have I been happy about saving a human life like not even a child
Why not
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If I had a gf with massive cow tits, I'd be sucking 24/7 she wouldn't be able to get me off those things
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>>221978099
What's the worst call you've had
Trauma dump us
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>never once have I been happy about saving a human life like not even a child
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member that episode of seinfeld where kramer's at JFK airport gambling on flight arrivals with a texas oil tycoon?
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>fgt younger than me: i used to be a loner neet! here are some tips how i opened up!
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>>221978117
yeah that was a Kramer-heavy episode for sure
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>>221978110
an "impaired" jeet in a semi truck smashed into a soccer mom and she burned alive in her car before first responders could get her out
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>>221978139
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>>221978139
Fuck I shouldn't have asked.
That's so awful
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>>221978139
good
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>>221978165
How is that good
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I SAID MY NIGGAS DON'T DANCE
WE JUST PULL UP OUR PANTS AND
DO THE ROCKAWAY
NOW LEAN BACK,
LEAN BACK
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>>221978148
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>>221978172
I thought he was saying do the Roca Wear
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>>221978189
This happens in Florida sometimes
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>>221978139
Lolz
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>>221978189
haunting. Imagine actually being there knowing you could get swallowed by the earth at any minute
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>>221978194
What the fuck goin on in Miami bruh
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>>221978206
How is that funny
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>>221978210
Sinkholes and shoddy infrastructure
I don't understand why people actually want to move to Florida
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Once it's on, I come through, guns is drawn
Blam, blam, lungs is gone, sons will mourn
From dusk 'til dawn (uh), night time belongs to the dog
On the street past midnight, look for 'em in the morgue (yeah)
Won't play with these cats 'cause I ain't got nothin' to say to these cats (uh)
For the mothers that really do love 'em, please pray for these cats (aight?)
'Cause I know niggas is hard-headed, but I ain't got the patience (uh)
Don't want me havin' no patience, turn into more patients
More trips to ICU 'cause I see you
Trying to get away with shit a real nigga wouldn't do
Where my dogs at? (right here)
You see them niggas? (Right where?)
Dead 'em, boys (right there)
That's how we do (Alright, then)
Yeah, this is for my dogs (uh), this is for my dogs (uh)
Yo, where we at, baby? (Creepin' through the fog)
From then 'til now, don't ask me how
Know that we gon' roll like them niggas and hit every block on the job

WHERE THE HOOD, WHERE THE HOOD, WHERE THE HOOD AT?
HAVE THAT NIGGA IN THE CUT, WHERE THE WOOD AT?
OH, THEM NIGGAS ACTIN' UP? WHERE THE WOLVES AT?
YOU BETTER BUST THAT IF YOU GON' PULL THAT
WHERE THE HOOD, WHERE THE HOOD, WHERE THE HOOD AT?
HAVE THAT NIGGA IN THE CUT, WHERE THE WOOD AT?
OH, THEM NIGGAS ACTIN' UP? WHERE THE WOLVES AT?
YOU BETTER BUST THAT IF YOU GON' PULL THAT
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might watch anime, not committing to it though
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me and you? we're trans and watch anime. here's why that's fricking awesome
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I'm watching After War Gundam X
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>>221978239
I'm not trans
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its ovo
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>>221978216
Northies convince themselves that needing winter clothes and a winter beater is too shitty to deal with, and they'd rather sit outside while the sun turns them into a wallet
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>>221978211
Idk humor is subjective
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Seeing Camera Obscura live tomorrow
We'll see if I regret seeing a Gen X band 20 years past their prime. I think the singer's voice still sounds mostly the same
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Frotting in the back row of the movies on a Saturday night with you
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enough about the trans community. i want to hear about the trains community.
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Why are saars so attracted to dying in all kinds of crashes? They seem to have some sort of ayran fixation on dying gruesomely
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gn cum
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>>221978278
They come from a country with no traffic laws
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>>221978250
hate to break it to you bro but even in the midwest we get way too much sun

like half the year is 90+ degree heat and strong sunshine. Our ancestors came from countries where they got like 1 week of sun per year.
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Based schizo
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>>221978311
the midwest is what I thought you guys were german
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ello /cum/mypies

pwopa phwoarin' in 'ere isnae it

"verily"

quoth ye auld kittingtonshire

WELL FUCK WAT YE 'EARD
NOW FUCK WAT YE 'EARD
KITT-ING-TON GARN KICK YER WHOLE CREW TO THE CURB

WAT WAT

WAT WAT

WAT WAT

WAT

WUBUBUBUBUBUBUB

>>221978311
umm no your ancestors came from place in africa where 90 degrees year rouns or else we wouldn't have devolved all our fur
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>>221978189
This is an average day in Taiwan
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>>221978247
I like the New Jack Swing song on Maid Of Honour: https://youtube.com/watch?v=spx_1-oKqPU&
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>>221978381
>umm no your ancestors came from place in africa where 90 degrees year rouns or else we wouldn't have devolved all our fur
okay so why do I have milky white skin mr evolutionary biologist
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>>221978397
Ritsu owes me a footjob
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>>221978401
umm im breddy sure you die quicker from being naked in the cold than like vitamin d deficiency
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happy pride month, fellow femboys
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Wasted so much time
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pride goeth before destruction
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Every hood we go through
All the gangsters around know my whole crew (nigga, what?)
We hold it down like we 'sposed to (haha)
Nigga, you can front if you want, we be poppin' them thangs
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Extremely grateful I didn't have a Homestuck phase
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me?

doing a poo phase
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>>221978438
this post just made me chuckle
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>>221978452
set phasers to poo
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kys
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Honestly tho I’m really sorry for zoomers because getting pussy on interpals used to be so easy
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ALL MY PLAYERS IN THE HOUSE THAT CAN BUY THE BAR
AND THE BALLIN' ASS NIGGAS WITH THE CANDY CARS
IF YOU A PIMP AND YOU KNOW YOU DON'T LOVE THEM HOES
WHEN YOU GET ON THE FLOOR (NIGGA, THROW THEM 'BONES)
ALL MY WOMEN IN THE HOUSE IF YOU CHASING CASH
AND YOU GOT SOME BIG TITTIES WITH A MATCHING ASS
WITH YOUR FLY-ASS BOOTS OR YOUR OPEN TOES
WHEN YOU GET ON THE FLOOR (NIGGA, THROW THEM 'BONES)
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The fruit from walmart mysteriously lasts weeks longer than other stores. It must be blessed
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I should buy a sack of lemons for 5 burger credits and make homemade lemonade
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i dont engage with black culture, even ironically
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>>221978477
Getting pussy in general seems like it was easier. I'm going to have to resort to prostitutes this summer because of it being impossible.
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>>221978500
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I have to wait for the rain to stop and grass to dry before I get to mow the lawn. fuck my dang life
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>>221978506
SHAWTY GOT THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR(FUR)
THE WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKIN' AT HER
SHE HIT THE FLOOR (SHE HIT THE FLOOR)
NEXT THING YOU KNOW
SHAWTY GOT LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW
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white bitches just want money or status or jestermaxxxers looks don't do anything anymore I blame blump for this whitehoeflation
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I want to kill myself everyday
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Im feeling alienated even here now, all of you seem brown
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>>221978507
Idk man it’ll be your first time touching someone and when you touch her you’ll be touching naked flesh that doesn’t even enjoy your touch
Plus she’ll probably be way uglier than in any images she shared online
Don’t throw that first time away
What makes sex good is feeling the CONNECTION
You’ll realize the millisecond you’re done cumming on that whore’s chest (for an additional 150$) that jerking off would have been better
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>>221978547
Everyone here is white name me ONE brown poster that isn't white
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>>221978547
Point to the brown posts
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Recycle
>>221977008
>>221977008
>>221977008
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dont use his gay thread
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>>221978547
We can’t all be black sorry Mr negro sir
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>>221978555
goshpedo and that wannabe brazilian weeb
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have to wait until that thread is a little more populated because I have a post that isn't start of the thread material
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>>221978575
Im trying to fill it up with nonsense posts to get it started more quickly
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>>221978599
shut up faggot
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>>221978506
I can't help myself. I'm always slipping into this little jive voice when I get bored. Woah!



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