Prev >>222027371Morning edition
>>222029245Is that spinster
snaying (snail staying) snawake (snail awake)
Of course I never have acne problems ever of course during my trip overseas I break out a little on my chin. I’m not even eating poorly.
>>222029269sneed
>>222029281Are you stressed from seeing so many brown pipo at the Canadian airport?
big shout out to the People's Liberation Army of China
>>222029245me when i shit pure blood and blood clots and feel dizzy
Dubai Chocolate doesn’t seem to have the same cachet now that its namesake is a smouldering war-torn shit-heap. I keep seeing it in clearance bins at stores.
>>222029289I think it was the flight to Paris that did it. I’m pretty sure Westjet crammed more seats into economy recently because I’ve never been so uncomfortable on a flight. And a portly lady sat on my right and made it even worse. I couldn’t fall asleep despite trying too. Terrible time.
>>222029292Jesus fucking Christ, how did Chang Kai Shek lose all of China in just 4 years, did he just flat out refuse to play Paradox games?
ouu shii
I have an 11.5 hour flight in 2 weeks
>>222029302I would fuck Kathy griffin right in her redhead pussy
grussy
Thoughts on Peppa Pig
drinking milk
>>222029310Central Asia or Australia call it
how come objectively becerra and hilton are way more high quality candidates than either trump biden or harris like why is the california governor's race more kinda sane candidates than the federal one
>>222029324delicious
what is wrong with youtube
>>222029325so thoughts on the california race it looks like trump's candidates are winning so what
>>222029339The Indian guy doesn't care as much about it
>>222029306>ouu husbant
>>222029339Technically only white people can be racist because racist requires institutional power so this isn't racist and it also isn't racist when that chinese business owner said its a no nigger zone
>>222029330ViennaIt'd be a much longer flight if it were to Australia or the Stans
>>222029302I once had to take a transpacific flight on a Delta 747 that clearly had more seats haphazardly crammed in, as there were more rows of seating than rows of overhead lights/fans/etc. The flight out had been on Asiana, and it was lovely, but Delta was hell. It was so cramped that I was literally in the fetal position with my knees simultaneously against the back of the chair in from, and in my face. Mercifully, the person next to me was a tiny old Asian lady; if some obese cunt were taking up half my seat for the whole flight, I may have gone insane.
>>222029356White people can’t be racist, as Jews hold all the institutional power.
Ok posted in the old thread after some AFK time and didn’t check the post count…now I’m a silly “posting past the new announcement” remainCan I get a big L on that?—
all I know is I downloaded some jeet code and it didn't worked
Would you clone yourself if the tech worked, and the price were comparable to having a child?
>>222029390No
>>222029375looks like we have to change the definition AGAINthanks a lot asshole
>>222029365you sound like a faggot i hope you get surrounded by sikhs in your next flight
>>222029361OOOOOHHH VIENNNAAAADirect flight? Let’s kiss if you’re changing flights in Frankfurt
>>222029396THIS MEANS NOTHING TO MEEEEEEE
>>222029394I’m too tall. They should give me free first class for health and safety reasons
>>222029396Direct from LAX to Vienna. Vienna is the layover, Sarajevo is my final destination
I'm sorry, but that's just the Euro reflex upon hearing the 80's song Vienna
When I visited Vienna my hostel was a couple blocks away from the art school that rejected Hitler
>>222029394If it’s the obese cunt comment that ticked you off, it’s just that I’m still seething about that exact thing happening to me on a two hour domestic flight. 5-6x that duration would be crazy
Anyone else get night sweats? I sometimes sweat through my pajamas and bed sheets.
>>222029245Good Moring Sir
>>222029451Yes, and it leaves massive human shaped sweat stains on my bed
>>222029451I used to be a very sweaty sleeper until I was about 20 or 21, but then it went down to normal. Not sure what was causing it or what changed.
gooners need to lock in and get that kemono shit back online
>>222029458Yeah same, my wife sometimes moves to the guest room because I will sweat too much. It seems to happen randomly, or maybe it's stress triggered.
yeah I went to münchen I went to hitler's beer hall it was pretty fucking awesome I bought a stein and saw some hot blonde titties münchen is paradise lots of blonde pussy
is there a more worthless skill than being good at videogames
>>222029496people have made millions off thatfor now is the time of good auspices
>>222029482>my wife sometimes moves to the guest room because I will sweat too muchNigga she is fucking your son
>>222029496being good at tetris
>>222029496theres a chilean teenager who is making great money playing street fighter 6
>>222029502Actually I’m having sex with her while anon night sweatys
>>222029493yeh bisited hitlers houseor whatever in berteschtarten
i just cant be bothered to engage in larp shit for a single second
Women are so beautiful, bros. And some of them even wiggle their round butts when they walk. It's so wonderful I want to hit myself in the head with rocks.
>>222029532https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9DFI1Jia1Ayou probably know this already but in any case you should
>>222029496I see it as comparable to chess. Directly speaking, it’s a waste of time, but it can have some entertainment and relaxation benefits, and you can learn some more broadly applicable lessons or skills in the course of playing. OFC that only applies to some games, and not dogshit like candy crush or lootbox simulators
>>222029549Just be yourself and talk to them.
is there any medicine i can take to become low inhibition
>>222029580banana
>>222029564I do okay but it's still pretty scary haha
>>222029580Cracking open a cold one with the boys
>>222029580Cocaine, mama, alcohol, not necessarily in that order.
>>222029601whoah there, Robert Plant!
i'm talking a sensible solution, i'm talking sertraline, im talking diazepam
>>222029613Recreational drugs will have a more positive effect than SSRI or benzos
Boards of Xanada
>>222029613did sertraline ever work for you? it just made me feel like a zombie. i quit taking it after being on the highest dose for months and i got a craving for a whole bunch of candy. my doc said not to stop like that, cold turkey. but whatever that reeses is with all the shit in it got me through, so. now i'm just regularly sad again lmao
>>222029608How about Robert Plants vs Rob Zombies
I'm taking sertraline too
you wake up in a parallel earth where everyone looks like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG9hV1QPAYU
I can't get into Led Zeppelin because the vocals are so annoyingJust sing like a normal person why do you have to ruin the excellent instrumentation
>>222029658I don't know any of Rob Zombie's songs to interpolate BABY BABY BABY into because I think they all suck!
>>222029691lol
>>222029686I had a Led Zeppelin phase when I was like 14-15 doing the “born in the wrong generation” meme, but then I stopped liking them
>>222029409Nice…but I hope you know that hunting civilians is not possible anymore
have once again gooned to evangelion smut
>>222029645 never took sertraline but i dont think it would do anything, from what i understand it just numbs all emotions, it might help but idk
Is led zeppelin one of those bands that scream into the mic and people call it music
>>222029737dude...bro...Stairway to Heaven tho
>>222029737how can you possibly not know led zeppelin
>>222029691Hey, hey, Rob, I said the way you moveGon' make you suck
the grass is always greenerwhere the DOGS ARE SHITTING OH YEAHHHHH
>>222029737No he cries like a child into the mic
>>222029496solving captchas
>>222029737Robert plant doesnt scream, his voice is just high pitched
lmfao>actually, you didn’t “trick” me, and I can’t feel embarrassedCope and seethe, AI
>>222029747>>222029750I don't listen to metal
>>222029727that's exactly what it did to me. i just felt grey. i described it to a friend as living in a black & white photo. it seems to help some people, but i'd rather just be sad or fearful, so that i can sometimes be happy and excited.
>>222029782filteredhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=k_GFAt-5q2E
>>222029791Screaming isn't music
>>222029799theres no screaming in that song, you brainless oaf
>>222029799https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM__lPTWThUexcept when it ARRRRRRRRRRGH's!
>>222029803I said I don't listen to metal
Just finding out now about the “new” Sunn O))) album released in April…https://youtu.be/XXXQbGvofeo^XXX lol
>>222029810FASTER THAN A BULLETTERRIFYING SCREAMENRAGED AND FULL OF ANGERHE IS HALF MAN AND HALF MACIIIIIIIINERIDES THE METAL MONSTERBREATHING SMOKE AND FIRECLOSING IN WITH VENGEANCE SOARING HIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
>>222029747that song is my teary-eyed cheat code. near the end, when the guitar goes "dun-uh, dunaaa", that part always breaks my heart.
>>222029812and I said theres no screaming in that song*kicks you in the balls*
>>222029825Judas Priest were one of the few popular musicians to produce their best work 15 years into their career...Mark Kozelek is another, and I treasure both artists...though most Judas Priest albums are awful cock rock, worse than even KISS, scratch that!
>>222029838How would I know that I don't listen to metal retard
>>222029848https://youtu.be/6_ND7ms34U8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCdr0y3cccwYou know who used to be a standup rock artist that you would never guess? Alice Cooper! Those early band albums were hard rock GOLD!
>>222029859Hi, mental retard. I’m Dad.
>>222029848>most Judas Priest albums are awful cock rock, worse than KISSabsolutely filteredhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmNZkgELFY0
I'm piss fuckin drunk in the park RN
>>222029887KISS deez nuts
>>222029870I know the War on Drugs too and I think he was just being a diva based on that
>>222029898I thought youd died, havent seen any pisswalls in weeks
>>222029908>the whitest band I ever heard is War on DrugsIsn’t this supposed to be a diss track
Can’t fix my sleep schedule because I love the night too much and can never go to bed
>>222029939https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucmo6hDZRSY
Zoomers and Americans can't grasp this concept.
>>222029950ktim
love how I'm signed in on steam and I have a 16 year old profile and I STILL have to do age verification
>>222029950what surprised me most about this song is that it's an almost beat by beat remake of the previous year's original by Raf, because since I am Slovenian and we border Italy, I can testify that 99% of Italians did absolutely not know English whatsoever until Web 2.0
apparently "they call me sonic" is an alt right dogwhistleand the comment section for the music video is full of indians trying to convince you that they are aryanstrange isn't it
Learning about the female psyche through song https://youtu.be/MnYZzy3t2XA
>>222030043https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIq4ksYLOds
>>222030068Banger
>>222030172indeed, I think the riff is one of those inexplicably grand late 60's British riffs of the kind that make Black Sabbath's debut the peak of the 60's Brit blues movement...I AM NOT A BOT (crook)!
back in the day cum would bumping right now
>>222030214You weren't here "back in the day"
>>222030214ohh you're in birthday party syndrome. sometimes people just aren't feeling it. fireworks to sad naps.
>>222030214The new captchas must have been too hard for like 75% of users, with those remaining skewing towards the employed
Laying with dorgberg
Posted my question in the wrong thread how embarrassing
>>222030237This nigga getting laid
>>222030283Uh oh
>>222030283The worst is when I accidentally blogpost in a non-/cum/ thread with a specific topic
>>222030311>>222030304Does milk come out of your man boobs? That's my question
>>222030190I’ll have to add it to my list
>>222030337I don't have nipples
>>222030337I don’t have man boobs and I’m not lactating. I’ve heard that it is hypothetically possible for males to “lactate” in special cases, but it might not have the actual nutritional value of real milk?
>>222030339https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUuSuc2024sadd THIS! hahaha, this is the nerdiest song in the history of Man
>>222030350What am I supposed to pinch then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiGB_zdG6tQREBORN ON A SPACE-AGE STREETTRANSFORMATION COMPLETE!
>>222030360I wonder what the taste is I would love to fatten you up and find out
>>222030366lol added at last call before I sleep
>>222029339More like what is RIGHT with youtube (You're hook nosed heeb if this video bothers you)
>>222030472i just dont watch anything even remotely related to it, its weird that youtube is aggressively pushing that video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP16pQoQZFMhe actually says TRIP, the jeet lyrics website played me false! Anyway, the strange and unheralded glory of this band!
thread is dead.
Rancid Anus is online
goodnight
Sleep is for the weak
how am I suppposed to speak in backrooms language help they are all over my area
>>222030699you mean ppl with perms and mullets gazing at their phones?
gooning.
>>222030692how do I hit on cute blonde blue eyed american girls
What do you think the wagie is dreaming about right now?
>>222031198Just walk up and start talking, they love that kind of confidence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skh2fuwrmqU...and for the interlude, here's Scott Walker singing about neo-Stalinism over a walking bass!
I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
>>222031581
I thought that was a pretty good one, even though he actually does sing about neo-Stalinism over a walking bass LMAO!
WHY CAN'T THEY UNDERSTANDHIS MOTHER CALLED HIM IVANTHEEEN SHEEEE DIEEEED*chu chunk cha chunk pudadah puh*
>>222031581Chat GPT ass post
Munich airport is acceptable so far. A little spread out but clean and modern. Not a fan of the gay ass bus to the airplane. If it rains it would suck ass. Paris was such a uniquely shitty airport.
>>222032132FK’s big vacation!
I picked up what mogging meant without even knowing it was connected to looksmaxxing. Just through osmosis. I have been steeped in the brainrot, for I am of it, it runs through my veins. I see normies using it incorrectly, trying to get their arms around it, discussing it like some novelty. Me? I had no need.
At the gym rn
>>222032446so are there any hot blondes do you guys even have hot blondes
>>222032625No the gym is completely empty except for me, it's the middle of the night
>>222032649so are there hot blondes in canada because we have lots of those here in the USA
New game coming out? Time to put the old black woman in a new wig
>>222032704Yes
>>222032725so why are you going to the gym is it because you want a cute blonde blue eyed girlfriend
>>222032819Be quiet leonardo
>>222032704Canada is whiter than the United States
When I was in high school the football coach looked identical to modern day RFK jr and was a typical southern boomer other than being completely fucking obsessed with UFO conspiracy theories, he would literally pulls us off the sideline to show us newspaper clippings and books he was reading on UFOs, wonder what happened to that guy
>>222032949so does canada have culver's or what
Who are you guys rooting for in the Stanley Cup finals? I'm rooting for Vegas because they make redditoids seethe
>>222033254No. Wouldn’t mind trying it next time I’m in the US
>>222033254canada doesn't have freedom of speech or freedom to be a christian either
>>222034182Your ZOG is in the middle of criminalizing antisemitism
Which Dakota is the best Dakota?
>>222034299Dakota Fanning
>>222034299Dakota, IL
Minnesota is east Dakota
>>222030658
>>222029245why do people keep posting this thing, and that other pink one? weirdass weaboos
This is a pizza enjoying general
would you date a black girl in your country?
Time to take dogberg for a run
The Ancaster incident was an attack on George Rolph on June 3, 1826, in Ancaster, Upper Canada, in which members of the Tory elite dragged Rolph from his home to tar and feather him. Government officials refused to prosecute the cases and some acted as counsel for the accused at subsequent civil trials. The judge awarded Rolph £20 from two of the defendants. Reformers, the political opponents of the Tories, cited the incident as evidence of the Tories engaging in political violence to maintain their power. This argument contributed to the Reformers' victory in the 1828 elections for the Legislative Assembly of Upper Canada and their investigation of the abuse of power perpetuated by public prosecutors. Historians cited the incident to highlight the tensions between the ruling elite and the growing agrarian society in Upper Canada, which resulted in the Tories using violence in an attempt to retain their influence.
Jerked off to cute Chinese trannys again I want to lovingly kiss one of them (on the cock)
Why is it so dead today?
>>222036467it's morning /cum/ it's usually slow. besides there's nothing but garbage like >>222035824 and >>222035645
>>222035824this is a good post and I agree
Getting my pack together and it is already pretty heavy without my fishing gear.I don't know what to cut out, especially since I need clothes for the cold overnight
>>222036552Looks like it's open bussy season in the Adirondacks
>>222033492Didn't know it was on T B H That said hockey in warm weather cities is gay and I don't even care about hockey. Shit belongs up north
>>222036598Sorry bub, this mussy (manpussy) is an exit door only
>>222036552First aid kit? Spare socks? Garbage bag to line your pack in case it takes a dunk? At least one 2 firestarting methods?I'll post my BoB if I can find the old pic, it's a pretty good reference to pick from.
>>222036725I have another small stuff sack with thermals and spare undies, I have some duct tape in my pack for first aid too.I have bic lighters and this forest has a million birch and pine trees, plus it's been dry so no issue there but I have some cardboard lure packaging to use as a starter if needed
>>222036828This is an old pic, I've changed/added a few things. Obviously not all of it applies for a fishing trip though. Would recommend 2 firestarting methods and something that works even if it's wet/rainy as cardboard won't. Those little firestarter cubes work great and last forever.
>>222036917yeah the only tool that's missing is your dick let's see it
>>222037044That doesn't go in the backpack, I keep that stored safely inside your mother.
>internet literally goes out at least twice a week minimum>ISP wants to sell me a new router with 5g backup instead of just fixing it it should be legal to skin isp employees alive is all I'm saying
>>222037232It should be legal for me to kiss you
>>222037232AI systems are basically straining ISP infrastructure to the breaking point. This has been going on for +1 year now with no end in sight. It's ironic we have higher tolls and fees for trucking companies because they put heavy wear/strain on our road systems but yet AI and data companies just run internet systems into the ground and everyone else gets fucked over.You best get used to this dystopian cyberpunk hell bruther, it's only going to get worse.
It’s all so temporary and fleeting
Farts this morning are quite bad, mix of cow manure left out in the beating sun with a wiff of sulfur. I sense a rather violent poo is on its way.
Kool deenz namsayin
>>222036917What is your bag capacity?I feel like 60l is too small if I have to worry about packing extra clothing for the cold, but most of my stuff is shitty and not the most compact/light
>>222037620I hate those plastic vinyl floorings
>>222037636That bag is about 25 litres capacity, not counting the little pods on the sides. I should mention there's not really any spare clothing in that bag. I have it set up as an emergency bag.For day hikes or overnights I bring a 35L bag in the summer. Winter I bring a 75L frame pack because that's just the next size I have, but it's got empty space in it. 50-60L is probably the ideal size for one person to bring a good amount of stuff, sometimes people fall into the trap of being compelled to fill the bag right up and then bring unnecessary weight with them.
hello
>>222037749I don't have that much I feel. Basically what was pictured, a stuff sack with some clothes and a towel, then fishing gear and food.The food is a lot of room because it is 5 days, but I probably over packed
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
>>22203774955L was my go to for through hiking. I haven't gone in ages though
if you need a dog not to feel lonely, you're a loser
woke up at 10 am award
If you own a dog, you're always a winner
if someone accuses you of being a bot you've won if the only insult you can muster is "y...you're chatgpt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" you are done
>>222038148I love dogs
>>222038148Ain't that the trwoof!
the browns at work keep clicking reply all to a company wide email
>>222037862It's Just One Of Those Days
>>222038158Easily refuted, just say:>Wrong, nigger
>>222038176
Always remember this when someone tells you cats are better than dogs;If you were shrunk down to the size of a mouse, your dog would smell you and still love you. Your cat would you with your life, smack you around for its amusement and eventually just eat you.
>>222037813As long as you have your basics covered like hydration, medical, food, and shelter you should be good. >>222037930I see more and more new bags launching and they're all in that range, it is the ideal size for bringing enough stuff without being too cumbersome. My 75L is great but it's also tippy when it's fully loaded.
so much pain
>>222038263When I was a teenager I had a 75L external frame. Now that thing I could bring 80l s worth of gear, food and water with me. You can hardly seem to find those kinds of packs these days, but ai'm not all that surprised desu. They're just a little unreasonable for most situations. I got better at paring down necessary gear, newer and lighter stuff etc. so I haven't pulled that one out of the attic in over a decade
Cats are cute when their eyes are normal but when they get like this they look like demons and I don't like them
Sometimes I claim to be albanian to derail an argument and watch how quickly the other side turns in to an expert race scientist at the drop of a hat, I don't even know where Albania is though tbqh
Being Albanian is like being given a gift from God.An advanced super race, with their own language, customs, culture, traditions and a rich history. A people who stand strong in the face of imperialism and West-European stupidity. Strong economy, strong army, strong nation, the proud Shqipëtar stands armed and ready to defend his pure nation from the wraths of sub-human, Bosnians, Serbs, Croatians, and other sub-human, animalistic, Slavic, animals. Oh how I thank God that I was born a handsome, tall, perfect Albanian warrior.With dual histories, one from the great Ottoman warriors, discoverers, inventors, and intellectuals and another from the grandeur of the Albanian masters of Eastern-Europe I can proudly stand tall and say I am proud to be Albanian, and I will love my land until the very last day.Long live Albania.
Cats are for jasonkins and foids
>>222038348Hipsters bought up all the original Jansport/NorthFace/etc. external frame bags about a decade ago. I pulled one from my dad's attic but it was all moldy and full of moth holes sadly, they were heavier fabric and way more durable than the new nylon stuff that melts if it's close to a fire.I think if you want giant external frame bags today your only viable option is military surplus.
>>222036467everyone left for kiwi
I learned about the existence of Albanians from GTA4
Oh boy the Discord weirdos are here
I hate Atlanta so much. Going anywhere near there is black hell. Unbelievable that anyone would want to move there.
>>222038448Me too LOLAll eastern Europeans are just Russian to me
>>222038476I vomited in their airport
Italians are like Mexicans>These are surveillance camera images of rare brutality: two men using a gas nozzle to pump gasoline into a minivan. They then set the car on fire and hold the doors shut from the outside. You can see with horror how the Fiat Ulisse sways violently back and forth as the remaining occupants try to free themselves. Only one of the five succeeds. The perpetrators eventually run away.>This is the scene that unfolded in broad daylight near the town of Amendolara, with a population of 3,000, at a gas station on the busy State Road 106, in the deep south. For four men in the car, any help comes too late: Ismat, Fazal, Waseem, and Safi. All four from Afghanistan and Pakistan. All four employed as harvest workers in the surrounding strawberry fields, for low wages and under conditions that can hardly be described as humane. All four burned alive.
Imagine going camping and getting bit by a tick and then eating a hamburger and dying from the hamburger because you're now allergic to red meat
>>222038387Not the best athletes thoughever
I’ve been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard
>>222038550Now compare it to India
>>222032706she somehow snuck her way into ace combat 8
>>222038582the new wolverine game as well
>>222038574Not very impressive considering the population
>>222032706I like Debra Wilson tbqh
>>222038582Good thing no one plays ace combat for the story
>>222038610Eeeeexactly
>>222038618Blatantly false, the over the top stories are big part of ace combat
>>222038615i liked her on madtv but she's drank too much hollywood kool aid now. old debra and new debra would have hated each other if they ever met.
when does the world cup begin?
>>222038644https://youtu.be/SGZJnLYvio0
Imagine having a poc family doctor
>>222038680Fair point. I only really know her from MadTV
>>222032706She has been around literally forever wtfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pck19C7GkC4
Armored Core mogs Ace Combat
>>222038728i had to actually look up and see if it really was her lmfao
>>222038755heatseeker >>>>>>>>>>>
>>222038755Not at all
>>222038705I only go to white female doctors, browns will ignore your problems and try to push a bunch of pills on you, white men will have the audacity to try to give you life advice when they weigh 500lbs and are on their third divorce, old white women though treat you like a grandmother
Transport, motorways and tramlinesStarting and then stoppingTaking off and landingThe emptiest of feelingsDisappointed peopleClinging onto bottlesAnd when it comesIt's so, so disappointing
Today is my work from home day!
>>222038615I don't have the seething hatred for her that /v/ does but I do think it is incredibly dumb that they make half the characters she voices also look like her, it's incredibly out of place and looks like a cosplayer is being shoved in to random scenes when she shows up for the thousandth time
I can fix it! Just gimme a bobby pin and some chewing gum!
>>222038728She was on Mad TV when C. S. Diego was on the air
>>222038844same except it's every day
sepuku time
>>222038954What the fuck are s wrong with you?
>>222038954Remote job or unemployed?
>>222039015I have a remote nepo job
Do you own a sword in your country?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM
>>222038461hating discord is a faggot thing because we ban faggots
>>222039022Nice. I wish I was fully remote. Commuting sucks omega ass.
>he admits itWhat the fuck happened to this place
>>222039023I have a katana and 2 sai
Faggots are discords primary audience fymb
Fuck Pep Boys. Took them 4 pairs of rotors on my car to finally get non warped ones from their chink supplier. Months later break system sounds strange. Take the tire off and notice they didn’t even screw in the rotor, literally no screws in the screw holes. Drug addicted dead beats. Never again.
>>222035645>Oohhhh....you guys are together?Kek
>>222039084I also have two sai, have you sharpened them? I recently bought a Khukuri to fend of violent Sikhs. I know some states are open carry, but are you also allowed to carry a sword or a large knife in your belt too?
>>222039023no but I have recently been considering it. I've always wanted a Gladius or a bastard sword to put on my wall. bizarre as it sounds, you can legally open carry a sword in public in Canada with zero ramifications - as long as it's not at a school, government building, or public meeting.
They made Gambit black and Haitian in the new movie so he still speaks French but he's homme noir
>>222039154 >have you sharpened themSai don't need to be sharp if you know what you're doing, so no.
>>222031581I would've joined at 18 if they let niggas smoke
People like to say I look like Jeremy Allen White but the truth is I look like Wily Wonka
>>222038448I learned about Albanians when one of them stole my winter gloves in elementary school.
>>222039176does he throw dice instead of cards now?
>>222039240I get that one too
>>222039140Me currently just trying to get my oil change and they're saying my strut leaking
The army is great for people with few options and no way out. You learn discipline, self respect, how not to be a pussy and brotherhood and friendship. Only thing is, were in wartime now. Best to join when there's no active conflicts else you could see yourself whisked straight from basic into some god forsaken hellhole halfway around the earth.
>>222039262Based twin
>>222039258That's actually a good one, I guffawed audibly
>>222039176refuse to believe this, leave zesty french boys alone
Le Diable Noir
If you're getting something other than an oil change you should have your car repaired by the dealership of your cars brand
>>222039514He's not French you cocksuckin disappointment to your dad, he's Cajun
>>222039527I just pay the mexican down the road $200 and he fixes it no questions asked
>>222039543>he's CajunMy family is french cajun so I'm allowed to call him what I want
Working from home is one of the greatest scams ever. I actually agree with the boomers on this one.
I can't believe Spencer Pratt finna be mayor
downloaded the onimusha demo, I dont think my PC can even run it
I am Fares I am full Irish R1b.
>>222039682Didn't like it, they took a fixed camera hack and slash game and turned it in to yet another fucking soulsslop game
>>222039743I dont know if I'd like tank controls onimusha because /v/ lied to me and told me the xbox emulator isnt a massive piece of cowshit`
>>222039591Cajuns aren't French, saloppeThey're Canadians.
>>222029390Even if the price were the same, I wouldn't choose to contribute to the human population on this gay earth.
>>222039778Why were you emulating it on xbox when it has a ps2 version and the ps2 has the most accurate emulator ever?
>>222039827they told me the Xbox version is the best
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>>222039527Except my car is 20 years old and the dealer hasn't trained a mechanic to work on one in a decade, and all the ones who knew how have started their own specialty shops.
>>222039845just go play the recently remastered windows version and learn to live with tank controls an entire generation grew up on them just fine
>>222039883but tank controls suck asstheres a reason they died after mario 64 came out
