EDL edition
>>222035719serious questionwhy do anglos love sikhs so much? they always speak so highly of them
>paying to get your house windows regularly cleanedthen it rains a day later and you’re back at square one don’t understand it really just one those silly boomerisms i suppose
>>222035738bro-tier
>>222035738theyre bro tier
he posted in the old so i shan't reply
>>22203573890,000 sikhs died alongside Britisher forces in the two Great Wars
hate when you make a post with a name attached and then you have to make an irrelevant dumb post like "poo" with the name gone just to be sure that you won't post again under that name and ruin its entire purpose
>>222035738Bro tier m8
>>222035755I do landscaping for boomers you don't even wanna know what half the shit they do or say
>>222035755this is why I never wipe my arse
>Nowak continued: "Innit bad man, what bad man. You're a bad man, say you're a bad man, go on."deserved it desu. sounds like a right neek
>>222035781old life was kino, wish we had WWI again
rainberg absolutely pummeling my hamlet
>>222035761Gov has sent out the weather manipulation machines to quell any uprisings
When I was a kid I remember getting kicked out of a summer camp because I threw a box of hair spray into the fire pit and the councilor just screamed leave
favourite word to describe bullshit ladsmine is "codswallop"
>>222035802quote from man stabbed
>>222035775why does every one of them have that round Humpty Dumpty torso
>>222035738Er well... they... fought in some wars... mostly to defend India from the Japanese...
oh the unloveable incel freak does a lot of coping does he? thats refreshing
>>222035819would of been so funny if it exploded and killed you then and there
>>222035802Twat was swanning around at night with a fucking sword round his waist like he was in Prince of PersiaCouldn't handle the fact he got mugged off by a White man
learned everything i know about the ladies from /brit/ me
have a banana
jack the ripper exposed as sikh man khan rippesh
I remember that test that pinpointed where you were from depending on your dialect, and a lot of people across the English-speaking world would get somewhere totally random like Australia or the American South even though they were from Surrey, or vice-versa, but I got>1. England>2. Wales>3. ScotlandI am the most /brit/ish man on here, unsullied by y*Nkery
everything is chatgpt now. no substance. no originality. just pure AI slop
>>222035852scream
Rorke describing something he would do but phrasing it as a Rorkepost so he can feel better about himself
>>222035755Got them cleaned once after living here for 5 years and was amazed at how clearly I could see outside, but that's faded and I'll probably wait a similar amount of time
>>222035802How does that make him sound like a neek? He was mocking the neeky subhuman paki.
idea, may work, may not, but here it is anyways: thirdies stop with the inbreeding thing
>>222035887He was British. Both men were British, Rorke.
yer da gets a stauner whan he sees susan boyle aha
>>222035875phoneposter!!!! PHONEPOSTER!!!!!
>>222035896Yawn
idea, may work, may not, but here it is anyways: kill all canadians
>>222035887>why are they upset at us all we do is call them subhuman and tell them they have no right to live
rorke crying himself to sleep every night
>>222035907I'm using my DS
don't like the word neek. sounds very gay
made him yawn lol
exclusively post from my phone
rorke learning yoga in order to self suck and then actually gaining a clue by seeing the benefits of yogic knowledge
zest alarm is blaring who set it off
right sorry, keep shagging your cousin then, whatever sanjay, sorry man ill stop telling you what to do then, whatever
>>222035931remember doing this as a wee nipper
>>222035916>>why are they upset at usbecause they hate us, have a chip on their shoulder, and would love to ultimately replace us
>Stabbed? Don't think you have mate- Police officer handcuffing man who had been stabbed
>>222035738they were our attack dogs in british indiathey lost their kingdom to us, but we respected them as fighters and blended them into the administration of indialiterally the "worst" atrocity of the raj (the amritsar massacre) which indians still cry about was just sikh askaris going buckwild on protesterswhen many of them moved to the west, they were a smaller a group (unlike hindus) and so were non-threatening, they are insular but not hostile (unlike muslims). and many were veterans, so they were respected.i think the positive coverage has already been over. not neccessarily here, but in canada sikhs are disproportionately large problem due to their involvement in terrorist and separatism, using canada as a base and leading to retailiation from india's security services.
idea, may work, may not, but here it is anyways: circumnavigating africa to purchase nutmeg in the indies for muskets and selling it at a huge markup
I'm not phoneposting thoughSent from my iPhone using tapatalk
rorke thinking every pain in his chest might be the end
Male Eurasian Bull Finch sits on the snow on a bright sunny day
>>222035967No you see they couldn't have possibly known he was stabbed even though he said he had been stabbed and his mouth was full of blood and he had a stab wound on his face look being a policeperson is a tough job
>>222035738We defeated them in battle and annexed the Sikh Empire, so they were more of a noble - yet humbled - enemy than the mass of negritude in Africa
>>222035972usually just order it from amazon if i need some
So basically it's the juice of 1 lemon, a triple shot of Irish whiskey and then topped up with Tesco brand fresh orange juice (sadly without bits)
>>222036001nooo don't make it about race rorke it's just a murder
lol
brit-a-boo orientals
microprocessors
it do be like thathttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780491858624554.mp4
>>222036032lad looks like droopy dog
Sir Bad Man
>>222035738Noble savages. We needed them to suppress the evil borderline Jewish Bengalis
So are ACAB or are they allies who help prevent racism? Which is it leftypol?
>>222036001Kotecha is an Indian surname. These people most often come under the Lohana clan of the Hindu religion and follow the Vaishnav tradition. Some of the families are Sthanakwasi Jain based in Maharashtra, They are basically a business community and their ancestors were traditionally merchants based out of the western states of India like Gujarat, Maharashtra and Rajasthan.
>>222035972honestly how anyone was ever arsed to go all the way around Africa just to go east is beyond me I'd have just said too hard fuck it and never explore the pacific
henry nov-ACK
this is what I look like
>>222036074no you're stealing the post a pole made earlier shame on you, shame.
saw a bird at the gym who had a face like edmure from game of thrones but had an absolutely perfect arsedefinition of a butter face
UK should have just let the spanish colonise india, then they wouldn't speak english
>>222036058You could be speaking complete nonsense and I would have no idea. I don't get all this ethnic stuff
>>222036068you don't have a bloody choice put your hands in the cuffs and get on the boat mate
screaming they are literally shouting I CAN'T BREATHE
>>222036096sounds like yorkshire
>>222036053>evil borderline Jewish Bengalisqrd?
You can't breathe? Think you can mate.
the left have gone truly bonkers
this is what i look like
ethnically replaced? don't fink you av mate
>>222035909can't post this
british police really need better crowd control tacticsget them pepper sprays or something at least
hitting rorke with a brutal bbc blast that deconstructs his body on the atomic level
learned recently that the surname menzies is pronounced mingus
can't stop pulling hairs out me beard
>>222036033watched this anime and it kind of sucked bollocks
>>222036185rorke gradually reassembling himself as dr manhattan
>>222036193do you use them to cast magic?
>>222036187yer mams a menzie lad
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
why do they never ever explain how they know their wife or gf wants sex that night. they just post it and then pretend not to see the question returned to them. curious.
>>222036222scramin
>>222036214got a chuckle from me
>>222036213no I nibble the jelly and then feel the thick coarseness between my teeth
>>222036205I liked the books, anime went too fast and was too actiony,good enough to hook normies imo
>>222036222don't get it
>>222036223hs?
pineapple chimp got me acting unwise
giving the plants 30 more minutes of sunlight and then I'm closing the blinds to begin steamingtoil
love the sweet relief of a cold anusol wipe against an angry haemorrhoid
rorke following the yellow brick road to find a clue
>>222036259Good lad
>>222036068>Nutmeg, Mace, and Cloves: Gross profit margins on these could easily reach 1,000% to 1,500% (and sometimes higher) relative to their purchase price in the Banda Islands or the Moluccas.they probably paid pretty well
Had spaghetti bolognese with garlic bread at the communal meal. Was lush.
rorke reaching the end of the yellow brick road and finding elton john shooting ropes up a flying monkey's back passage
>>222036025Good way to lose all your teeth that
>>222036260never used the wipes only ever done the cream which felt a bit gay rubbing my bumhole like a woman does her fanny
>>222036283what do you mean communal meal
>no spaki>no diego>no mousenonceWhere did everyone go?
any highly observant dark empaths in?
we went on holiday once and my dad forgot to take the hamster to his mates and we came back and it was blue and hard as a brickmy little brother was inconsolable for weeks
>>222036291fuck off you dental dickhead
>>222036248
>>222036303
>>222036303yeah mate 1000 bottles of coke sure
>>222036231their silence on this is deafening
>>222036298I'm in prison lol
dont like youtube channels that have no videos and only make shorts. distutrbing stuff
>>222036307Times change, people move on. Not us though. Never us.
>>222036038Sounds like every meeting I had to nod my way through in my brief foray into management
>>222036323still don't get it
>>222036303I always wondered how much sugar you'd need to consume to get diabetes in one sitting, so this helps
when's skyrim 2 coming out then
>>222036326scrinim
>>222036335got 'horts disabled on the 'tube
>>222036334dont belive you
any /terminal apathy/ man in?
>>222036298It's a monthly meal I have with my social group. Only costs 2.50.
don't think 'horts works really
>>222036357missing out on some great short form content
breaking news: some black fellas on tiktok did something
>>2220363169 out of 10 dentists agree with me anon
>>222036335mental that Vsauce still exists and never stopped but just hasn't made anything other than shorts in like 9 years
got the gay pork on
>>222036362your social group? the fuck is that
>>222036346todd howard needs to be raped
>>222036303scr
>>222036362does your social group consist of homeless druggies? lol. fucking stig of the dump posting in /brit/ for fucks sake
>>222036365all mind numbing shitejust like tweets and all short form content, it rots the brainfor me it's books, movies, documentaries. big brain stuff.or at least that's i wish i'd consume but i'm a hypocrite and come here
>>222036384lazerpig?
>>222036346Mongish taste
let's go doopin dentallet's go doopin dentalna na na nana na na nalet's go doopin dentallet's go doopin dentalna na na na
>>222036405more of a bioware man are we?
I've just baked a cake im calling elton's folly for the boys at the social group
>>222036413she missed a bit
>>222036413bridget phillipson on a mad one
right then
There's a small but noticeable Sikh population near me, they mostly keep to themselves and aren't disruptive. I go past them sometimes when I'm out for a walk and we exchange polite nods Couple of them also opened an Indian grocery in town which is the only place for miles I can find decent garam masala and other Indian spices. decent folk imho
Vaginas are so gross you'd have to be gay to like them
doing the morrowind khajit walk to my local lidl
>>222036394I reward myself each time I successfully read a page of a book by checking to see if I got any (you)s and chucking some zingers out
>>222036148....same
>>222036417More of a goes outside and doesn't play pretend man myself
>>222036451hope you aren't trying to wear a full face helm
>>222036439That's every minority before they hit critical mass
>>222036460thought since you were french you'd be big into mass effect is all
Funny how /brit/ is full of programmers and NEETs who love to tell others "go be a plumber, even though I know nothing about it"
we’re henry nowak we carry the flame
poo for sale
Yeah I'm a tradesmen on £8 and I have sex with Indian women when their husbands are out. Yes I don't pay tax.
remembering that thread last week where diego definitively proved the existence of god
>>222036497Playing mario counts as plumbing experience you absolute imbecile
everyone on my youtube shorts is either a portly bald man or a chiselled jawed chad with no inbetween
Baby diapers.For sale.Never soiled.
peruvian villagers among the 19th guano rush: >>222036513
>>222036530My dad works for Nintendo and he says you're lying
>>222036555s
trademen gifs
>>222036550>diapersfoy
you are now imagining giving a rimjob to chris spargo
>>222036038Bob must be an engineer
going to invent pipeless plumbing and destroy the plumbing profession as we know itso far my idea is buckets but I'll workshop it
any serious discussions being had today or is it 'post asinine crap' day?
my delivery has been delivered so i'm just going to finish watching this going solo video then start making my lasagne
cody the pitsburghland panthers just drafted laquanni bleederblowder dude im so stoked
>>222036571I don't know who that is so I'm thinking of spurdo
people say yeah be a plumber without mentioning that you get attacked by spiders all over your body son. doubly so in other countries
Mm falafel it's lush
We know why rorke hates plumbers
chris spargo curly taint hairs with crusted poo in then
>>222036596sc
>>222036597why do the finns produce such high quality memes
niggers for sale never buckbroken
>>222036637It's dark and cold up there so they have to stay indoors and shitpost for amusement
Daily shootings, should have been me :(
>>222036326
>>222036326modern classic
>>222036649thought they spent all their time in the sauna
just watched Who Shot Mr Burns part 1. i think Lenny did it
>>222036637High guality memed :DDDDD
might write a book about gay porn and then make it into a film/documentary what do you think
>>222036686sowna
Got toil tomorrow morning mental health is in the gutter
>>222036696starring chris spargo
>>222036696I'd rather if you made it about straight porn
>>222036691you're right it was lenny
>>222036704Drink some beer
might buy the 20 pack of lidl chicken nuggets
>>222036704cheer up, lass.
watching simpson and delilah. I reckon homer keeps his long hair for the rest of the simpsons airing
>>222036704have you met seasideMARK?
>>222036704probably because you’re wasting your life in retail LOL
>>222036726Drinking the day before work is a terrible idea
Have to nip to Aldi Shrewsbury tomorrow morning. Got a shag pencilled in
>>222036721Not Lenny!
>>222036739drink my thick nut
>>222036696sounds good fellamake sure you invite us to the premiere
>>222036720that subject matter does not intrigue me as much
>>222036740Who's the lucky fella
>>222036729Thanks>>222036732Not yet>>222036737*YourMong
>>222036766Tilde aka Employed Woman
rat nigga
glod
>>222036346there was less time between daggerfall and skyrim than between now and skyrim
don't reply to that bait
>>222036691it was maggie
pathetic baitwhat else can you expect from a retail runt
>>222036778lil nigga thinks he's an elephant
>>222036778harvest this beast for resources
>>222036801at least pick someone believable
>>222036768why haven't you met seasideMARK?
>>222036818Because he lives far away from me and I have social anxiety and mental health problems so travelling alone is terrifying
>>222036810Oh you'd love that wouldn't you
>>222036801Idiocy you're not fooling anyone
https://x.com/RobLogic/status/2061715127003689134
fucking my computer
>>222035719JUSTICE FOR NOWAK
>>222036825he will be harvested
waiting for my wireless earphones to charge so i can watch a silent movie
i'm harry dresden motherfucker
you ever met someone who actually goes to protests? very embarrassing desu
>>222036881Confusing post, lot of layers
>>222036891My flatmate does.
harry dresden vs bomber harrisepic rorke battles of history
>>222036919give us some details
>>222036891nh but i've met someone i really love but she doesnt want to be with me
>>222036913and yet it's true. what a world we live in
>>222036947she isnt special find someone else
got some raspberry lemonade belvoir (pronounced BEAVER)
the only people in this thread who seem like they are having fun are the australianseveryone else is clearly miserable, angry, takes everything seriously and sperges outyou never see australians argue or act like angry incelshow do i reach these levels of based?
>>222036947me me me type post
The day my granddad died I was gooning to What a legend (porn game)
>>222036947Good you don't deserve to be happy until you stop being transphobic
>>222036981he was looking down and smiling on you as he ascended
>>222036936He's a 20 something zoomer commie working at an amazon warehouse. Goes to protests against pension reforms and for the bames. He lives with his gf in my appartment.I would do her in the arse she's got no curves but has a cute face.
Got up for literally 30 seconds to use the coffee machine and some cunt nicked my table
>>222036976that's cos they're all drunk
>>222036965Beggar's belief
Still howling at this what a freak probably got about half a GCSE and believes in chemtrails
>>222036996Grotesque affront to God's creation
>>222036984me me me type post
>>222036976Move to Australia. Brits overdose on vitamin D and turn happy
>>222037026>>222037020
>>222037020See>>222037026
>>222037021Why is blud so swarthy
stupid fucking tranny nonce bender CUNT
My lowest GCSE was a C in Geography. It was my last GCSE and I already felt confident I'd passed enough of them to get into sixth form so I couldn't be bothered. I made all the case studies up during the exam. I remember writing about an imaginary town in the Philippines than I claimed was located near an active volcano LMAO
>>222037053See >>222037041
the prospective scrannenberg
When you reply to a post with SCREAMING how hard are actually laughing?Pic related for me.
I got all A stars and As in my GCSEs and dropped out of uni twice
>>222037075lush. And for the beverage?
>>222037073you also got a D in your knickers
>>222037006does she protest with him
>>222037074Yes yes you win
>>222036823how do you travel to ALDI?
That's interesting, but I certainly don't remember asking!
>>222037098a water
>>222037091either i breathed out my nose on smirked for half a second
>>222037073care to explain this?
>>222037091I post it while actually screaming in the high pitched way a child does it so it carries as far as possible
And what of dear catbérgé?
>>222037110I walk there
how are you lads celebrating
>>222037122pretty obvious bait and clearly worked since you've had it saved on your pc over a year after it was posted
>>222037122Why would you edit posts on Photoshop to make it look like I replied to myself and forgot to remove the trip code?
>>222037141Well we've missed it haven't we?
>>222037141shagging your mum
>>222037122right been halfway to filtering this individual for some time now and if there's samefagging going on then that's that then
>>222037091have genuinely laughed at a post a handful of times
>>222037103Yeah she's a leftie too. A shame really she's the only zoomer lass I've ever seen that knows how to cook she would be proper wife material if it weren't for the politics nonsense.Don't care what they think really but they hang up commie posters in my flat and listen to politics podcasts for fun so it's hard to ignore
>>222037128he fuming
>>222037162You know there's an archive that.. archives posts?
>>222037168lol
footsies are a bit sore
I used shag my stretch armstrong
>>222037178you know he's baiting you for replies
>>222037168pscrbr
>>222037122already well known he has a humiliation fetish like whats common with his ilk
>>222037146Yeah I don't think sackedtranny is baiting anyone. Obviously he lies all the time but he genuinely thinks people believe his lies. It's not an elaborate troll or someone doing a gimmick. It's literally a mentally ill man pretending to be a woman and lying on the internet.
>>222037122HHL does the same thingall attention seeking retards
>no i was merely pretending to be retarded! baited hard!!!!
made a bit of fun of proto gfs appearance and she’s not responding
>>222037177Remarkable patience of a saint
Odds: drink tonightEvens: don't drinkDubs: whiskey
>>222037217cant be a tripfag without being an attention seeking retard. comes with the territory innit
steamingtoil not going good already feeling bloated and tired
Right well then that's me steaming for the third night in a row
>>222037255Are there people actually wanking to stuff like this? I understand people have some weird fetishes but this just isn't sexy, it's funny but not even remotely erotic
>>222037251>>222037268>>222037269disgusting alchy bastards
>>222037255sonion
>>222037108
It's a weekday fellers
>>222037269It's 3 in the afternoon?
le new>>222037333>>222037333
>>222037269>>222037268>>222037251Good lads
>>222037339dont like this :(
