lidl edition
fell asleep at 8pm and jst woke up
*enters the new*
>>222152318back to bed for you
Been roiding for 8 weeks now and I've seen little difference except now I'm bald and wank outside
Any high on weed lads in
nibba used the word "gaolers" wow
how do I achieve this aesthetic
Tell me more about your masturbatory habits and how they relate to steroids.
why are you lads here?would you not rather be playing some vidya?
taking a piss-gaz
>>222152301irish people pronounce it 'leedle'strange folk indeed
>>222152352i want to die
Sleep Token is something else lel. Baby making music for big titty goth GFs https://youtu.be/-UUSUrr6zyo
>>222152337hate that word cos i know how it's pronounced but when i read it i cant help but say goalers
>>222152344Daniel Bedingfield gotta get through this
>>222152353Some yank twat trying to steal my identityI'm from LEEDS mate not fucking oregon
satan exists he lives in my incel dungeon he tells me to do evil things
>my kid killed themself because of social media :(why don't parents just monitor what their kids are doingmaybe don't let your 14 year old talk to randoms on discordretards
>>222152374will you shut up
pooing out of my battyhole
>>222152352Don't play games, would probably rather be reading but I'm just shitposting in bed to avoid sleeping due to toil fear
>>222152360it's for people who larp as goths actually
>>222152301https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4kBcm-ls8Y#t=19shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4kBcm-ls8Y#t=19shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4kBcm-ls8Y#t=19s
>>222152352I don't know particuarly whats wrong with me but i've noticed after the past 4 or 5 years but attention span and self control has been utterly destroyed, can't put in the effort or drive to play a game unless it's something ive really been waiting for like a new resident evil
Imagine having hurting and killing animals as a "hobby"
>>222152352Xbox 360 isn't plugged inI have like £120k in my current account I should buy a PS5
>>222152383*creates a devilish curse that rapes your entire bloodline for eternity*
>>222152398truke
>>222152399>£120k in my current accountRetarded
>>222152398thisalso exploiting animals in other ways like horse racing
>>222152392https://youtu.be/Q6pbZLiLt30https://youtu.be/Q6pbZLiLt30https://youtu.be/Q6pbZLiLt30
The future of raising children is going back to pre-1900s peasant life where they all bunk in the same room and there are no screens in the house.If anyone is going to nonce my kids it'll be me ta
wonder what my parents thought i was doing on the computer all the time when i was a teenagerthey never asked or seemed to care which seems odd because i could have been getting groomed to be a tranny or a jihadist or whatever
lmao imagine satan speaking with an australian accent
>>222152382The whole premise is stupid, nobody just kills themselves because a website pointed out that it's possibleThese parents are using the internet as a scapegoat for failing their own kids, of course the politicians are too spineless to admit this and are more than happy for more censorship to "solve the problem"
>>222152417um
>>222152417>If anyone is going to nonce my kids it'll be me
playing star wars galaxies in mos eisley cantina
>>222152399>I have like £120k in my current accountidiot
>>222152399Get the PES 6 on
>>222152427can't have these anymore due to woke
>>222152427these were cum diddly umptious back in day
>>222152358
need to get flattened by a steamroller
God I love pulling fish through the water on a big hook and then pulling them out of water for a prolonged period of time, just so I can take a picture with it
mmffff mff mmmmmfff
>>222152474
>>222152399>physical media chadbased
>>222152477sc
>>222152427these were lushsadly woke put a swift stop to it
Went out in Hamburg it was absolutely class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY27Ds6Wc-A>average looking woman talking about medieval history gets 1.2 million views in a month
PEAS PIE CURRY CHIPS AND RIIIIIICE
>>222152485Need my lips superglued firmly to his sphincter
>>222152471at the rate your country is turning into india you might get hit by a train
>>222152497why don't you have a german flag then huh
>>222152497weird lie
>>222152477sceoijtoir
Is there a single PS2 owner on the planet who didn't have San Andreas?
nth for the gyaldem
>>222152511poor banter please try again later
>>222152522sounds like a medium sized town in iceland
did something that put someone off something :/
>>222152527is there a single you on the planet who isnt boring bastard
>>222152527Me. I had Vice City and Final Fantasy X, not not that one
>people ITT believe "global warming" is caused by burning petroleumpscr
>>222152529you love your demmies
>>222152485CWLTSHC
just taken this pic of my backyard
>>222152542Unhinged
>>222152485texxed
>>222152529everything about this is just so retarded
>>222152399>that collectionbased
>>222152513>>222152521Only get foreign flag on WiFi lads, 4g it's your own. You'd know this
>>222152543lmao
>>222152543caused by my farts pal*rips a noxious green cloud in your face*
>>222152553Do you know a single person who owned a PS2 but not FFX?
>>222152352i am playing right now
>>222152500mad how easy it is to be a feemher looksmatch would have 10k views
>>222152557*holds up wallet* sign me up nigga!!!!! *studio audience laughs*
>>222152557r harv let himself go
>>222152529Need to tongue each one of their musky log choppers after a full day of filming dances in the blazing sunshine
>>222152566final fantasy gay boring nip nonsense
>>222152544I do I do I doo~>>222152556cap
>>222152566Were you a gayboy at school?None of my mates played "Final Fantasy"
>>222152552good post
>>222152500have a suspicion that people who watch this aren't actually interested in military history
>>222152581That's not a no
>>222152576umm corrrrr
>>222152570her looksmatched roped 5 years ago and no one in his school knew about it
>>222152511pot calling the tandoori black
>>222152591That's genuinely suspicious. It was THE PS2 game
>>222152531can't say yours is any better
>musky log choppers
>>222152606
>>222152497looks awesome glad you had fun
>>222152606this is the only black pussy that wouldn't change rorke wtf is that
>>222152637the black pussy that made rorke
>>222152619struggling to see where the banter on my side was coming from
for me it was this
>>222152500she's mid without makeup but has got a decent yap to her. autistic queer lady so the tumblr and twitter types always gravitate to her. she's started up 3 social medias from scratch and always builds a following
>>222152647https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqCfNL4ZiIk
put every woman on a big spaceship and fire it away
id go to hamburg but im sure whatever they have we have in the USA much better
imagine the world we’d live in if 20th century housewives had access to sex toys
we all had xbox when i was a kidhalo 2, outrun 2, fable... didn't know how good we had it
sick of itsick of it i am
>>222152647basedi enjoyed a similar type of game a bit later (picrel)
>>222152662would be kino and despairful at the same time
gonna make a frozen pizza and work on some tasks
might start a youtube channel
enjoying an excellent /brit/ thread in my decaying dark bedroom
boutta turn this function to bonaroo
>>222152606i aint never seen no shit like that before
>>222152703ktim (but im also practising my spanish)
>>222152704genuinely horrificgod have mercy on us
>>222152699>>222152702>>222152703bizarre lies
>>222152704cunt is built like a willy shaft
>>222152704https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1dRBWyf6z8
had a psp as a kidfired up, mercury, nfs shift, medievil resurrection yeaaaap those where the days
>>222152704Dios mio
aff tae bed
>>222152731would hate to see your willy
>>222152753Alana pls don't cry
ive wasted my life
>>222152754you'd love it sunshine
>>222152753Eyup what's gone on here did she fail GCSE revision because she didn't highlight everything in the right colours?
>>222152727bizarre outburst
>>222152767who is alana
Ellie Goulding in 2010I wasted my youthful years tbqh and I'm trying to pretend I'm not scrambling around in the rubble since
Can I text u
prooby granger
>>222152787bizarre post
>>222152787call me if you want my number
Hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal
>>222152781If you don't know, don't worry about it
>>222152802You need help
>>222152786if you could go back and change what would you have done differently?
>>222152802Um
>222152810
>>222152768ktim
>>222152824Gained a clue earlier. Basically just got fit and it opens so many doors with friends and girls etc
>>222152838love my mozzarela low moisture!
>>222152768not your fault. you are a product of the environment.
>>222152856ok
>>222152838leng
>>222152802
corrrrrrrr
smoking opium out of pipe in smoking jacket whilst playing star wars galaxies
>>222152847so just gymcel basicallydesu same. it least it means people gain respect for you
don't ever take pictures of your dick
>>222152753Oh no ruby baby no no aww come here x
>>222152871surely theres plenty of gay blokes disgusted by this advertising
>>222152753nite x
>>222152871This isn’t real. No way this is real.
>>222152879i've sent mine to several femdom creators for a rating
>>222152871remember when i used to wonder why gays were so hated as a kid haha
>>222152838Americans be all "I hope my mozzarella is low moisture" whilst Europeans are all "oh this cheese is Parmigiano Reggiano DOP as always"
>>222150998Do women understand that when they advertise themselves as size queens its simultaneously signaling that they've got Arby's pussy? We've all seen women with a loose floppy pussy and gross permanently dilated butthole, those are size queens past age 22
>>222152871disgusting
>>222152903I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting.
>>222152786your biggest mistake was a chuuune
>>222152876I actually went down the parkrun then proper running then triathlon and mountain climbing routes
>>222152897looks crap and it harms animals. stop!
>>222152871
the larp as a vegan gimmick is very boring and extremely unfunny. pack it in
>>222152897Parmoshawn cheese comes in a green can over here pre grated for convenyince. Europoors could never.
>>222152928how is it a gimmick. how is it a larp. you just dont like being reminded of the facts
>>222152903nice script
>>222152898>a woman who has multiple sexual partners or who has sex with men with large penises will over time develop a large inner labiaAbsolute virgin retard tier understanding of sex and female anatomy.
dying from a headache
>>222152898tiny dick cope
european cities smell like piss because low moral europeans piss everywhere
>Absolute virgin retard tier understanding of sex and female anatomy.
>>222152871Genuinely wish they'd all die
>>222152966true
>>222152966Bit weird that like 50% of Yanks simply get arrested for daring to go into town and drinking
mares
>>222152966bro never been to any major american citystinks of piss and weed
>>222152966least we can walk home with a crisp can of beer without getting our heads kicked in by the rozzers
>>222152954>A woman's holes stay tight and virginal as if she's forever 18 regardless of her sexual behavior, there are literally NO consequences from being a slut!Virgin or tranny, your confession to make
>>222152954it's a lie but it's a lie that's more useful to believe than not
wanking my little green cock
>>222152958>>222152979Predictable low IQ response, which is why it's women's favorite quip
>>222152966yank police arrest you for weeing
shrinking the willy in a small cage
>>222152989Not sure about thisCopper might reckon you look racist and arrest you for a non crime hate incident
>>222152903scream
>>222152992Why do retards like you love AI slop so much
2 from 6 of my best mates have got Drunk and Disorderly charges (expired now) but they deserved all three separate occasions lel
>>222153006roar
>>222153020coming out of my cage and i've been doing just fine
>>222152954fucked up that a lady can just be born with a big cavernous vag
>>222153007r u an alien
sick and tired of all these yanks coming in here and going Countryfile presenter Adam Henson reveals what Cotswolds farmers really think of Clarkson’s Farm BBC star also runs a farm in the Cotswolds, where Clarkson’s Diddly Squat is based Lauren Morris Sunday 07 June 2026 05:47 EDT Jeremy Clarkson breaks down as he says goodbye to pigs Jeremy Clarkson has given the farming world a spotlight with his Prime Video show Clarkson’s Farm and while it’s been a hit with fans, Countryfile presenter and farmer Adam Henson has revealed his own thoughts on the presenter’s agricultural efforts.
aussies be like "ruh roh raggy!"
>>222153021Fucking hell go out mate it's not like that
>>222153030Didn't make it, someone else did. If you weren't retarded you could see the filename is from 4chan
getting bracked
you're now thinking of your gran wanking her fanny
>>222152903ayooo
>>222153040does it grow back to its original size or is the shrinkage permanent
>>222153060Did I say you made it?
>>222153055sc
>>222153041what if jesus comes back and says i'm literally just a prophet follow mohammed, allah is the real god
>>222153064she keeps a small bottle of durex lube on her bedside tabledread to think what it may be for
>>222153071Did you see your reflection in it and get triggered?
tonight you will dream about eating your dads wank off your mums back
Sir Lenny Henry
>>222153102you need to be shot
>>222153058Can't go outCoppers will beat me
>>222153055bit much that. you need a lie down with the therapist
>>222153102my dreams usually consist of having a different haircut and that’s about it
>>222153104i'm here to destroy /brit/ because it's a rorkian hellsite. leftypol revolt!
>>222153097Nah as I said, I wonder why your demographic enjoys AI slop
>>222153123ts not tuff
>>222153135dont speak yank nword
sucking a rozzer in the back of his panda car
want to shag a big black bum so badly
>>222153129You're not seething over it, not you lol
mad how the golden age is over
>>222153154im salt deficient need to lick her all over
Gf is too shy to ask her a shag or some head and just acts mopey until I identify she’s horny. Drives me mental
>>222152683i liked that do, very mid in terms of gameplay but rome has so much aura, and invading britain was cool af
Your mum watches ai generated clips of coronation street on tiktok
>>222153184well as a guy you're meant to be way more horny than her so it shouldnt even be a problem. maybe you're low t
>>222153193grim
>>222153082ahahahahahahaha
how many of you have just accepted you probably won't get married and have kids
Mistress Lucy Khan pegging my arse
my demographic? the only man brave enough to adjust his blindfold to allow him to see with one eye albeit struggling with depth perception but able to see compared to the rest of the people who are going about with their blindfolds firmly on and proud of it so they can see and theyre bumping into eachother but I can see albeit with poor depth perception because I've removed the blindfold slightly in order to free one eye in order to see around me and all I can see are those with their blindfolds firmly on and proud of it and theyre knocking into eachother and going hmmph it's bloody dark but I'm bloody proud because they're bloody fools who are proud of being in the bloody dark unlike myself who has managed to free one eye in order to see albeit with poor depth perception
>>222153227
john mccafe
>>222153224not me
>>222153203Never had a gf have you
richard madeley feet pics
>>222153230liked the ones she did with mistress an li stroking that guy's bwc
>>222153250>00:00:00nice
>>222153193no she doesn't she hates tv
Need Emma Watson to expel a flatus near my nostrils.
>>222153224YeahWouldnt ever get married because divorce rapeAnd too autistic anyway to get there, and then procreate
>>222153224nah
How come Euros can’t into stadiums?
bought a katana off temu
>divorce rape
>>222153319Oi! You got a loicence for that?!
>>222153316what
>>222153316what if youre in the white section and you want to wear orange
>>222153319
>>222153348yes im a licensed practitioner of kendo and a follower of the bushido warriors code
>>222153348you actually can't have a katana in the UK anymore i think it was banned just last year
>>222153256she ever accuse you of rape?
>>222152301i luv lidl their snacks are amazing!
ive had 10000 girlfriends
>>222153224nah i will have the adobei will drive the pickup i will wife a 7/10 latina goblin i will have a collection of CDs and DVDsi will go completely offline and i WILL toss the pigskin to cody jr
>>222153382i fucked them all first
https://youtu.be/SrxOL_j-o88You lie an inch apartOn your own continuumNow keep the freakshow talkTo a careful minimumI'll find a different harbor to lay my anchor inAnd you'll find a different wayTo keep from setting sail again, noBut I'm still full of the love you wantStill waking up beneath it allAnd I'm still full of the love you wantI'll reach for you on faith aloneSeems your heart is locked upAnd I still get the combination wrongOr are you simply waiting to save your loveFor someone I am not?Too many swallowed keysWill make you bleed internally someday, ohMaybe, you believe that in the endYou will be better off that way? Oh'Cause I'm still full of the love you wantStill waking up beneath it allAnd I'm still full of the love you wantI reach for you on faith aloneAnd I'm still full of the love you wantStill waking up, so belowAnd I'll be full of the love you wantNo matter what, forevermoreAnd I'm still full of the love you wantAnd I'm still full of the love you wantAnd I'm still full of the love you wantThe love you want, the love you wantAnd I'm still full of the love you wantAnd I'm still full of the love you wantAnd I'm still full of the love you wantThe love you want, the love you want
sir cody bleederblowder
>>222153383looks so good with plants wow adobe is a good material
>>222153408bro is amazedastounded ahh nigga
>>222153382bizarre lie
>>222153041>>222153082imagine if god showed up in everyone's head and said that whichever abrahamic religion would control jerusalem in 5 years would be ascended while the rest would be sent to hell for all eternity, wonder how that would play out.
that chatgpt is well fun
>>222153404going to listen to this and if its shit youre in big trouble
>>222153382Bizarre truth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAG1Et1QFkM
from my grease and semen stained keyboard to God's ears
>>222153041hate this annoying cringe style of art
marital rape is a serious problem, ladies! make sure to get your husband arrested for requesting sex from you!
>>222153442do you
>>222153423whole world capture the flag. would be kino
Give Lana Rain gf.
>>222153446mhm
>>222153461ok
all semetic fools flinging shit meanwhile us hindus are eating it and ascending
never had a gf out of pure embarrassment.
could order a McDonalds right now and a little fella on a bike would bring it for me
don't want a gf i hate women
>>222153423reckon most people would convert to christianity to be on team usa
i have never had gf or relationship but im not a vorgen
>>222153473dont think they would
Wish I could play Skyrim or Dark Souls 1 in 720p
business idea: a cinema that turns the movie off half way through and puts up slide that says 'what do you think happened?' and that's the end to get people's imaginations going
>>222153452handsome fella
>>222153480ktim
>>222153480how does that work then
>>222153488bizarre
might just not turn my phone on tomorrow and go walking off in a random direction until i keel over from exhaustion
>>222153497penis in penis out
business idea cinema but the seats have a korean bbq setup infront of them and the attendsantrs bring you meat
>>222153506did this last week
>>222153473see man riding a Just Eats bikehi viz rim tape leaning back
all the red lights on my christmas lights are out how is that possible
>>222153504it's avant garde
Absolute milf followed my hobby Instagram
>>222153523does he play for france lol
>>222153452she must be in her 40s by now
>>222153517those bags are so dirty
New>>222153538
>>222153519the red lights are probably in series. find where the circuit is open
>>22215353431 actually
>>222153532no they run west coast trains
jeff do you still have a bike
