latex edishold:
Am I out of touch? Am I out of time?
right well that's a bloke with entire head blown apart
SEX 20: THE MAGIC
>>222166426to be fair it does enable people to kill themselves and its probalby full of weird freaks who encourage people to do so
missed the old didnt iFUCKED it. FUCK. aaaaaargh! fuck my nigger life
>>222166440right, nobs coming out
https://youtu.be/H2dm4_cIxFQYou cannot be aggro, Louis.
>>222166471I can't go for that
wagwan for battyman
like when you open a character's texture file in an old game
>>222166516
im offering free kisses all day!
>>222166488the government wants the nhs to do that
>>222166516HL2 ahh head
>>222166493bet he posted on /britfeel/
>>222166516poo screaming my bonce off
what was it then
>>222166577hopefully she's not got tattoos on them otherwise what a waste of money
>>222166493>no YOU'RE doing exactly what he wants!always wondered why lynn said this, louis clearly is not happy with this situationthey're just both bad parents really
>>222166488i dont doubt thatbut its clear that parents find it easier to believe a website "murdered" their child rather than admit they might have done it for any other reasonplus the therapeutic side of being able to talk frankly about suicide is extremely underrated. you can't have those discussions anywhere else in life or on the internet (except maybe here)
worldwide m8
>>222166612screech
me tink me gwan tek mi own life
I will get into football tonight for the first time by watching the matches taking place
world cup on thursdaybloody hell
>>222166513not an acceptable cricket wicket that was
Benidorm doesn't have a Skypark.
mum forcing my brother to go interrailling with his friends because he “cant be someone who sits inside his whole life doing nothing” Wish she was this enthusiastic when I was younger, she didn’t give a fuck when I dropped out and started rotting in my room
Butlins has a no singles policy https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9eerp43v12o
>>222166711you're turning feral, louiswe want to help you
>>222166711ktim ktim ktim
>>222166426>>222166608these are sites that are genuinely pro-suicide and actively encourage people to kill themselves, even going as far as to sell them methods of doing so. they're full of misanthropic psychos, none of which will ever kill themselves because they're sick narcissists, profiting off of and getting off on enabling the suicides of others and all of them should be locked up
>>222166588POV: you're a wehrmacht MG42 gunner on D-Day
dating apps that have race and nipple colour filters
>>222166711the thing is she's seen what's happened to you and doesn't want it to happen to your brotheri had an older sister so i also had a mother who didn't give a fuck about my lifejust birthed me for no reason and said fuck it
suicide site full of alive users lmao some been on there decades and they aren't even the poison sellers nutcases the lot of them
>>222166711we all have agency you cant blame your parents for that
>>222166757mine are pink as hell
>>222166593Tattoos with an arrow saying "this way up" and they're going to be all wrong after the surgery baka my head
>>222166769>>the thing is she's seen what's happened to you and doesn't want it to happen to your brothercapshe just didn't give a shit
big chunky nipples with dark brown areolae
i pour bleach all over my dog’s favorite outdoor rug when there’s Teenagers playing outside. they completely lose interest in the area for some unknown reason.
>>222166711Glad I'm an only child desu, must be grim knowing you're not the favorite child and your parents would let you burn in a fire to save your sibling
>>222166577bitch look like a quaver
Work wife hasn’t looked at me once today it’s over
>>222166840piss in her desk like that one episode of peep show
Really tired but expecting myself to go to climbing gym toil after work for the sake of my weak skinny girlish arms
I am mumberg's favourite and my sister is dadstein's favourite so it balances out
ngl being the child born after the miscarraige must be kinoNever thought another was coming. Miracle baby type shit
>>222166840>marriedretard lmao
>>222166860Please stop inventing animals we do not have space for more. Frankly some of those that already exist should be deleted.
>>222166840I very briefly grazed my hot supervisor's arse with the back of my hand today, we basically had sex
>>222166878my mum miscarried two years before she had me. it was a girl. had a name picked out and everything. very sad.
mumberg prefers me to my sistersister is in denial about it but it's so obvious
>>222166900hes lost his marbles
>>222166869I am dadbergs favourite and sister is mumbergs favourite but neither of us really like our parents and older brother is a mentally deficient failson so he is nought but a burden upon us all
Is this your life now? You need to do something which is away from being in front of the computer screen, because you've just become obsessed to the point where it's affected your life.This isn't who you should be Louis.
eating supermarket sushi, this wasabi shite tastes horrible
>>222166907ever... you know?
>>222166736>these are sites that are genuinely pro-suicide and actively encourage people to kill themselvesnot really true which you can easily discover by looking briefly at the site>even going as far as to sell them methods of doing so.actually selling poison is illegal under US law so they dont do that, though it seems likely individual users have pointed others towards other sites that do sell them>they're full of misanthropic psychos, none of which will ever kill themselves because they're sick narcissiststhere are definitely users like this but i heavily doubt it's "full" of themwhat you've said is basically how the BBC has covered the site because theyve only had input from one side (parents that are convinced their children would be alive if not for the site). theyve either not sought out or not found anybody that actually uses the site to ask them what value they get out of it, so it comes across as laughably, comically evil like you've described
>>222166914ever shagged either of them
>>222166929truthnuke
>>222166907it was probably God's way of punishing her for being a whore in her youth
>>222166900
>>222166914mothers always prefer their sons. you have to be a proper fuckup to have a mum prefer a sister
>>222166881I’m not married it’s just what I call the women from work that I stalk
My mum hates me and keeps trying to offer me up to demons but they're not interested either
>>222166931grim, the only one that is somewhat tolerable is the Sushi Gourmet stuff you can get from sainsburys
>>222166860rorke revealed
>>222166972>mothers always prefer their sonsnot really a lot of feminist ones loathe their sons
>>222166971me trying to make a move on the toilfu
>>222166711Honestly good, if your brother manages to score a bit of European pussy along the way it'll change his life
Tom Scott's done it again Can see how Mousey was inspired to contrive his false madcap persona when you see this sort of content on a weekly basis
>>222166950>actually selling poison is illegal under US law so they dont do that,>but i heavily doubt it's "full" of themdon't know why you bothered chatting all this shite about a topic you clearly know nothing about
>Research shows that over half of mothers admit to having a stronger bond with their sons or showing them favoritism, compared to a smaller percentage who favor daughters. This preference is often driven by patriarchal cultural expectations or a psychological dynamic where mothers view their male children as "safer" and less emotionally triggering.>>222166995my mum's a tory and my sister has adhd so she loves me
>>222166995this doesn't happen.
>>222166972Called mum a whore when I caught her in the 4th or 5th affair and said I wouldn't talk to her until she told my dad and then didn't. We don't really get along much.
>>222167025yeah likewise mate
mumberg is pretty much the only female on the entire planet that will ever love me
if your mum preferes you and you arent shagging her what are you even doing
He also said, “This is what the kingdom of God is like. A man scatters seed on the ground. 27 Night and day, whether he sleeps or gets up, the seed sprouts and grows, though he does not know how. 28 All by itself the soil produces grain—first the stalk, then the head, then the full kernel in the head. 29 As soon as the grain is ripe, he puts the sickle to it, because the harvest has come.”
can't be arsed today so it's egg and chips for tea
>>222167026>patriarchal cultural expectationswhat does that even mean, can't they just speak in plain english
right well that's a very lucky little man
>>222167052wish it was friday so someone could explain all of this
>>222167069strange place, latin america
>>222167069bit like a kangaroo really
registered <myname>.ai domainjust in case
I've got a hot ear
gayporn.ai
>>222166577corrr would love to have one of her leg stumps jammed up my shitpipe
having my udders milked
nth for the gyaldem
Lads how long would it take to lose 10 stone
the mandem are blacking me
>>222167135A week or two.
Need a job as the little guy that sits on people's shoulders and convinces them to do evil things>>222167135I lost 5 stone in half a year, so if my maths is right about a year
when was the last time a girl said she missed you
>>22216713510 seconds if you chop a leg off
>>222167167Like 4 years ago
>>222166900Yeet that freak into the depths of gulf america
>>222167167I don't talk to women. Can't be arsed to pretend like I care.
Picking the little green men out my arse
>>222167167Not once Dunno the last time a single childless woman talked to me casually even though I work with plenty of them
>>222167135got a shovel? about 10 minutes
>>222167135Depends how fat you are already, the first certain percentage is easy but then it gets hard. I'm, for example, about 12 stone so it'd take me quite a long time to lose 10 stone.
>>222167167too long ago I don't remember
>>222167135only way I could lose 10 stones is if I cloned Mick Jagger and Keith Richards 5 times before losing them in illicit underground slave markets
>>222167205Collecting them from the specimen tray and depositing them into mine own arse
Rorke sitting in the alien space ship with his arms crossed calling his abduction a nothing burger Leftypol begging the aliens to perform an anal probe on him
>>222167167never
only did an hour of work today lol
>>222167167Probably a bit over a week
>>222167268Less than that for me. Told one guy I'd do something this afternoon and forgot until this instant but I'll just wait to see if he chases it tomorrow
Boomers niggas be like yes if aliens abduct you they rape you up the arse
And what became of catberg?
born dead out your own arse
2-3 years dagestan forget
need to shorten my wank periods. just find a video within 5 minutes and get the job done
>>222167167for a girl to say this to a guy it's the same as her saying i want to jump on your cock. so it's not very likely
Hairline integrity: compromised
>>222167346cuddled and fed
>>222167069nonce bint. get this dirty beast locked up
>>222167291they didn't know gay people existed back then so aliens were the obvious choice over a gay rapist spiking your drink and leaving you in a field after he bum raped you
My crazy mother forced me into homeschooling after 5th grade and I never got to go to uni so I missed out on everything
>>222167368I can bust in like a minute but it takes me ages to find something to wank toNeed to switch to imagination wanks I reckon
Hitting everyone in the thread with a tiny hammer but increasing the size each round so after a little while you're being heemed with a sledge and your bones are all broken into dust and tomato paste
Asian ladies you are looking SEXY tonight!
>>222167452They are the way forward, the transitory period sucks because as a culture we've basically sacrificed our attention span and imagination for instant gratification. Worth it though I guarantee. Just think of the cousins feet and it'll get the motor running. If that doesn't work try thinking of my cousins feet.
>>222167450i got raped by demonic entities every single day and spend my time in a dungeon getting all my limbs broken
>>222167493
>>222167497I have it worse imo
gucci flip flops
Ordered some Aleppo soap and a loofah because I'm based and redpilled and refuse to use the goygel
>>222167511Not now Bradley I don't have the fucking time for you
>>222167562what's a leppo?
>she
>>222167599Meant a lebbo
Supposed to be watching the company integration update but I decided to simply not do that and lay on my bed shitposting instead
Reminder to watch the company integration update. The information is important
really miss footy…
the world cup of soccer will be hosted in canada
Famous Monsters (1999) is as good as any release with Danzig as the frontman
>>222167645>company integration updateGod I love being unemployed so I don't have to know what that is. Whatever it is, it sounds boring and awful, like every other aspect of employment.
>>222167645can we hear from you on your strategic /brit/ goals for the next week?
>>222167692i hear there's a lot of it starting in a few days
49th President of the United States Hunter Biden
Reminder: The new janitors will be starting soon. We appreciate our patience while they ease into their new role and we wish them the best of luck
>>222167692never fearEngland will be on the big stage soon defending the values
are lass hard at work
>>222167740american psychooooooooooooamerican pscyhooooOOOOOoooo
>>222167734suckher? i hardly know her
I commute
>>222167787slathering cold lard over her forehead
Get the fucking gachi onhttps://youtu.be/eE1q8B4AnmE
>>222167769yeah but not really looking forward to that
Marmaduke Grylls sex arse
ARE YOU READDDDDDDDDDDY???
>>222167805digital nomads working for a british company in slovakia are the true elites of society
>>222167787Beta readers = the ones spamming her every single image
>>222167846*nu metals the fuck out*
>>222167397Ktim
>>222167744We got bought by another company and now there's regular updates on how well they're squashing us together. But my bit is being sold off again so I don't care about this integration, need to wait for the new buyer and the new integration when they might actually be relevant. >>222167746I don't think we're at a phase to be setting strategic goals just yet. We'll put a pin in it and circle back to it later, if you've got any questions about this aspect then we can take it offline. For the time being we should be looking at the big picture, regularly touching base and making sure all our ducks are in a row. Once we're all on the same page and aligned we can put our heads together and come up with a brief outline of the next quarters pressure points and ensure we're on track for the fiscal year targets.
>>222166450I am legitimately the most unlikable person I know so that's why I gotta be quiet
>>222167864You know what time it is
>>222167787why won't get her bum out for us
mental dublin is so expensive when it’s basically like cardiff or sheffield or something
any suggestions on what to add to rice to make it more interesting?
>>222167870Fictional critters
>>222167884I like you
>>222167826:(It'll be ok, Bellingham will be there
why have i got a millions crews in the cupboard but not a single nail
eventually gave in to mumberg's nagging and agreed to come on the family holiday to france
trouble at mill
>>222167914You wouldn't if you talk to me irl I am awkward and don't talk
Betting £10 against England in every match they play
>>222167912soy sauce, egg yolk, leek
Sup mouldie
gimp bizshit
>>222167937Hope it’s not Paris or Marseille, mate
>>222167878i think our resources have really lost the north star of the /brit/ thread, if we possibly consider blockers in the next quarter's work stream, we may be able to re-route energies toward circling the square, vis-a-vis the janniesthank you
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
>>222167912Furikake
>>222167799he's literally me
>>222167959it's on west coast
Can’t believe KSI left the sidemen. Mad that
>>222167937Ooh la la le homme grand est departir il anglaterre
>>222167937I don't have a passport so mumberg can't rope me into that stuff
>>222167943We can be the two goths x
>>222167986Just fucking say where it is you daft cunt I’m not planning on hunting you down
>>222167961
started from am bottom now we're herestarted from am bottom now the brit team fuckin here
rorke dragged kicking and screaming from his smegden into the car going to heathrow
>>222167964when lidl puts pastry on clearance after 8
>>222167787Oh yeah honey rewrite that chapter mhmmm that's it
>Can’t believe KSI left the sidemen. Mad that
>>222168021la rochelle
gotta go to the office tomorrow. fuck my incel life
what is stopping me driving my car somewhere a bit rural and camping in it? would you get in trouble with the rozzers?
>>222168027his parents on the plane suddenly remembering they left leftypol at home like in home alone
>>222168063yesfor camping while whitedeath sentence, unfortunately
get to work neetshit the stock market work on your businessthis money isnt going to make itself
>>222168044Cheers, see you soon
>>222168063Be more specific. Where are you parking
>>222168073leftypol waking up and realising and immediately sitting on the stair banister ball
Nasty piece of work me
oh rorkey boy the ‘mass the ‘mass are calling
why should a zoomer be out of the flat on a monday
>>222168114sc
>>222168129tesco meal deal
>>222168129to have sex with his tinder slag
grim chunk of labour I am
new word: screpo
Nietzsche spoke of this
>>222168106Fleet services
>>222168153
miss being a teenager and having to go on irl skyrim sidequests to get weed
>>222167167an escort said it to me
How about the fact I hate soufpoofs who talk like wogs from London? I listen to them say shite like “bruv” or “blud”. Wanna fucking smash their fucking faces in
>>222168114Oh yeah jesus chrisssssst
>>222168183don't want to
>>222168106maybe up near a lake in scotland or by the sea
would you go on holiday with your parents or would you rather just stay at home
shall be visiting the bossman for more booze and possibly chocolate in approx 1 hr
just ate 2 10mg melatonin gummies instead of my multivitamin gummies
>>222168213did it once and it was pretty bad. felt like a complete incel runt and it was really boring
>>222168213stay at home
>>222168189HE SCALED A CHIMNEY IS WHAT HE DID. IN THIS HOUSE FRED DIBNAH IS A HERO. END OF STORY
frisbeeing slices of ham at my disabled nans head
>>222168189Not even exclusive to southerners anymore thanks to social media the entire world has a direct line with the culture of o-block beamed directly into their heads
>>222168253roar
>>222168219Lucky they do fuck all
>>222168213stay at home doing elaborate wanks
one of the crossbeams has gone out of skew on the treadle
>>222168189he was gay, gary glitter?
>>222168213Going to visit my dad in his house in France next week for a long weekend. Any longer than that and I start to go fucking mental. Spent two weeks out there once and almost killed him and my brother.
>see my boss at aldi >Walks up and says how I am doing >Say good and try to get out of it >Keeps asking me a million different questions about what my plans are>About to die inside
>>222168290describe an elaborate wank
brexit, whatever happened there
Latina gf on the horizon
Is obsession slop?
hate everything
>>222168325some cross dressing, prostate massager in, lots of nipple play and teasing to get hardmaybe some exhibitionism on cam
You’re all brushing past my posts too quickly and not giving me the attention I deserve
>>222168354dont know its not on streaming yet
rubbing my arsehole on a snooker cue like I'm chalking it
>>222168337latinas are cuties patooties
>>222168354I cant tell from /tv/ since they seem to have gone insane over it. Let me know if you find out
feel like a worm
Obsession isn't even that good but it's not terrible I am just not into latinas because I am a autist
>>222167167this morning from the missus
i like music
>>222168387Doing this but with Warwick Davis's daughter
what's a worm to a slug
*sets up a mortar position and starts firing volleys at /deutsch/*
>>222168398feel more like a slimy slimy slug myself
imagine going with a girl who plays Rugby, proper grim that
>>222168354I thought it was good but it's one of those films that invites armchair analysts
>>222168419think your special do you?
>>222168441im just a regular guy
evening all
picked up the poo from the garage
Toil doneOff homeGoing to clean the loo and then burritos for tea
best protein bar brand lads? for taste and nutrition
>>222168458the lads, as it were
>>222168458aura
>>222168458roke's hairline
>>222168472corfor me its black beanscheddaronionsdiced tomatos ground beef (from the air friar as to make it less fat)
how was it possible back in the day that only 1 parent worked and they were still better off than 2 parents working today?
>>222168419bizarre lie
>>222168480I find you can only have one or the other the lower protein ones like nature valley protien and trek taste nice but are only 9/10g the other 20g ones taste like dry claggy clay in your mouth
mardy
I could never date a latina because I am a autist who likes to cuddle and feel comforted after being over stimulated all day
>>222168492fucking hell yanks really do not get humour at all, do you? genuinely are you guys just wired wrong, or what?
found some msgit'll be going into the rice
>>222168455with your ‘music’ and your long hair get a job you emo freak
>>222168480they're all horrible
>>222168537lmao why are you so upset
>>222168542that's not msg that's cyanide!
please god don't fire me
>>222168511because people got paid well and the average price of everything wasn't a fucking rip-off
>>222168306lol
>>222168480cliff is fine but they're all processed and not worth eating
>>222168492I just roke up
>>222168572not upset, just completely baffled how a nation can be so completely tone-deaf when it comes to banter
you're all the same the lot of you with your long hair and faggot clothesdrugs, sex, every sort of filth
why doesn't the government make things better instead of worse
Poleaboo
>>222168636dead now of course
>>222168480Dark choc hobnob for me
okay I roke up pull out at the /brit/ty partyyou and all your friends yeah they love to get rorkey
>>222168628we live in rape world
poleapoo
>>222168628they do just not for us
>>222168628 Better for whom
>>222168628the government is there to enforce the will of epstein people
>>222168596but why is that?
>>222168616you are clearly upset and taking it out on me
the hit new mmorpg rape world
>>222168689british people
rorkeian shit rapists
>>222168705i'm not upset mate, this is a pretty low-stakes environment. are you just self-soothing now?
>>222168628Britain has been a jewocracy for over a century
super rapio world
>>222168768>>222168768
