black cock edition
I once donated £1000 to a gentle femdom latex onlyfans bint when drunkHonestly considered killing myself the next day
>>222401288I've spent well over £4k on manyvids clips and tips, much of it while sober Good to give something back isn't it
Don't think I've ever listened to a Craig David songOnly know him from Bo Selecta and that bloke who cheated at Millionaire saying his name repeatedly
you boys are obsessed with black men
really want to go to the pub for a few jars the weather is LUSH in shrops
just found out jeremy soule is alive wtf??? I thought this nigga dead. who died then??
>>222401319scream what a title
Yes, Mandingo Fighting Really Happened
>>222401308He has some decent tunes
https://youtu.be/I0AAPYnrT0w
>>222401342Historians have found no concrete evidence that this specific, formalized blood sport actually existed in the United States. The primary reason was economic: enslaved people represented significant financial capital, and enslavers would not intentionally risk their deaths in fights just for gambling.
thinking about getting employed and also get bigger muscles. then I can be that strong guy with a jobOh I also need a new car that costs 40 MOTHERFUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARSTHEN I CAN GET PUSSY...or I could just go to the Philippines you know. game theory
>>222401308https://youtu.be/VNSgKDRndpQ?is=LaS-_WeN7j4eqx8Inever heard this?
>>222400674Bench press, pull ups, shoulder press and rows, that's for upper body>>222400672Nah I'm just too lazy to go regularly and eat enough, I also drink which interferes a lot lolmight just go back to doing calisthenics instead of pissing sway my money on the gym
>>222401354What's this lad up to then?
mousey says end the hydration breaks water is poison
>>222401363Nobody needs a $40,000 car
>>222401375feet falling off
I hate alcohol
we've got to install microwave ovens
>>222401368I sometimes post in his chat and encourage him
that little faggot
>>222401400:/
>>222401413colour tvs
my favourite ltg clip is where he talks about rorke seeing african asses for the first timehttps://youtu.be/d7JJAU-X9zs
>>222401400You should try fasting
drinking a modelopretty good like
>>222401368a pillar of the FGC
Mad how hot the sun is when you think about it
Might write a thesis on the origin of Oikophobia among leftistsMy running hypothesis is bullying from (what were then) largely White English classmates has imprinted a negative reaction to what they see as "normal" people in general
>>222401453not really
once was steaming and singing along to that faggot part of the song a little too loudly and enthusiastically and the qt liberal girl gave me a very disapproving look and didn't talk to me any more
>>222401460Hotter than my radiator by far
>>222401464bizarre made up scenario
sick to the fucking back teeth of seeing .webp
>Research indicates that Black individuals are disproportionately diagnosed with schizophrenia. This disparity is not primarily due to underlying genetics. Instead, evidence shows it stems from the chronic stress of systemic racism, higher rates of childhood adversity, socio-economic marginalization, and diagnostic biases in mental healthcare.that's rorke done
might go off for a web pee
started eating more protein and actually started getting gains
bordeaux sucks
>>222401510It wasn't a protein issue for me, it was more an issue of me not going regularly enough
7 hours well spent in this thread. Right that's me done then. Bye lads.
>>222401510gains around your big fat tummy maybe
>>222401510semen protein
>>222401525mate buy a fucking ad
>>222401550you buy an ad
do girls get the ick if they find out a guy's been molested
>>222401555I'm not the one advertising
love it how he complains about rogs giving their kids stupid names and the calls himself dalauun sparrow
Did they update pussy? Had sex for the first time in years the other day and my godIt's like a different organ to what I rememberSo I'll ask again, did they update pussy with some nifty new features?
>>222401550hey y'all it's me ltg posting on /brit/
>>222401563they hate bisexuals
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black pussy updated rorke
>>222401566*in a gay voice* "i'M nOt ThE oNe AdVeRtIsInG"
>>222401575>>222401583buy an ad
insane how cheap books are these days
>>222401608based
>>222401613buy an ad
My heart>England 2 - 1 CroatiaMy brain>England 1 - 2 Croatia
tim will die soon
An eldery couple from the deep countryside of Brazil.
da na yubda na yub
*fairy voice and limp hands* shall continue to talk about streamers I enjoy and there is nothing you can do about it
>>222401648buy an ad
>>222401637you're spamming moreso than talking
>>222401663cry about it
The rozzers are out in force
>>222401657buy an ad
>streamers I enjoy very pathetic. have sex you virgin freak
might drive to the pub as i canna be arsed to walk
any time i see an advert for advertising space i imagine it must be a recession indicator
*flailing limp hands and crying* BUY AN AD
>>222401697seethe
>>222401719ur so mad
>>222401687mad how much your life would change if you ran up behind her and kicked her bum
rLass panda is getting her HRT in the psych ward!!!https://youtu.be/5KcxOP4Tn0M
>>222401681>>222401719you're a sad little man
>>222401730no you are
mental when cities outlive countries
*literally shaking* UR SO MAD
buy a prozzer
>shall continue to talk about streamers I enjoy and there is nothing you can do about it [Deleted]
>>222401744I'm 6ft 2 and weigh 250lbs, you would quiver were we ever to meet
*writes my /brit/ post in an advert*
>>222401751they literally always do
watching bladee interview and it confirms everything i was saying. He is low iq retarded LOL
>>222401766?
>>222401771Probably because the ground shakes you're so fat
>>222401771alri mate
>>222401771yeah quiver from having a bottom orgasm from your shaft in my pineal
>>222401787turns out there was something
>>222401788baited for this exact responseso predictableyou are a delicate little morsel in my intricate webcompletely under my control, mentally minedominated
>>222401782sorry I don't want influencer zoomdrivel
project mena gf 2026
>>222401811bit gay this
>>222401811And you're mentally ill
>>222401817Corrrrrrrrrrr
>>222401811lol, you sad little freak
>>222401821you are yes>>222401828there has never been a more mentally healthy person than me
>>222401817mid af
>there has never been a more mentally healthy person than met. Intricate web spinner
>>222401811>completely under my controlgravitational control
>>222401853go watch your streamer mate, I think you'd be a lot happier
>>222401850seethe nigga
sucking farts from my own arse
>>222401870Hollering
Do you guys ever mess with the NPCs?
whats a young man suppsoed to do on a wednsay night?
>>222401873I'm watching a stream as we speak, just donated to my favourite goth titty streamer and she even said my username, so based>>222401870I'm not fat, I'm muscular
any selective hearing man in?
My suggestion is to keep your distance BECAUSE RIGHT NOW I'M DANGEROUS
>>222401894he'd make a great tranny
>>222401894why's he got some sort of japanese samurai trim
>>222401901watch the footy
>baited for this exact response>so predictable>you are a delicate little morsel in my intricate web>completely under my control, mentally mine>dominated
saag paneer changed leftypol
>>222401932lel
>>222401894Fucking hell rorke lmao why are you like this
>>222401510can't protein maxx cause I'm already fat enough as is
>>222401932loldone that fat freak
CHOCOLATE STARFISH
big fat tranny
I'm actually a streamer
drumroll please
>>222401994how so
>>222401549lol done him
I'll skin your ass raw
Couldn't grow a beard until I was 30
sir incel streamer
>>222402021the homosexual breakfast
dsp didn't hit either of his goals on both streams yesterday :(
Lads, is it coming home?p.s. getting a dog and cat tomorrow
>>222401811based
its coming home
TSUUUUUUUUUUU
off for jartoil at pubbergciao, on later x
The record shows I took the blows and did it my way
women can be horrible but when they're nice it's wonderfulhave only ever had one gf and we drifted apart because I'm a stupid mong but I loved spending time with hershe's married with kids now
tried to brush a fly off me but accidentally squashed him :(
It was real. All of it.
>>222402054>>222402068its coming home
>>222401271HEY HEY MAMA SAID THE WAY YOU M-oh
>>222402021Fucks sake rorke fix your diet
>>222402083hate spending time with the gf. spend most of my day at work or at the gym to avoid having to listen to her. absolutely dread having dinner every day
for me it's congo for the english lads
>>222402068Any leaks?
>>222402068I love her...
can't wait to die and read my own posts from your perspectives
listening to bath by maudlin of the well
>>222401306sex fbk
>>222402102Mental how normalfags conveniently forgot all about this
>>222402137why? is it because she is kinda cute but ugly enough that you can imagine one day having sex with her? you know she has a mexican bf right?
>>222402137Same
>>222402133She's a pure angel.
HNH's magazine now claiming the Mourinho "if I speak I am in big trouble" is now a racist dogwhistle omds
>>222402192vghhh you wouldn't get it
you reckon alysa has nice nipples?i think she might have odd brown nipples
>>222402219Can't imagine the type of creature who habitually reads the HNH magazine
saw some
>>222402128Have no idea what makes women so insufferable. Can't wait for sex bots, at least they can be turned off. Hopefully won't be too cucked.
>>222402193Rug muncher confirmedShe's following the Billie Elish playbook
>>222402192It's not looks (Though she is young and slightly attractive). It's her AURA.
>>222402279absolute fucking legends. soft yank bastards seething
>>222402279Imagine if this had been the Scots.>Charming, handsome and extremely friendly Scottish fans drink even a Boston pub dry! Those little scamps.
>>222402279Why don't americans know how to have fun?
>>222402279poofy woke yank pubs can't handle a steady english sesh
>>222402284lol I hope so, would break so many neek heartswould be ellen page 2.0
Left a plug in me bum and now it hurts when I try to get it out
>>222402314The dick-sucking is real
And Madueke has done it. He scores the goal that gives England the world cup
Ibn khaldun the father of sociology said:The Arabs ate camels, so they took them out of jealousy and harshness.And the Turks ate horses, so they took ferocity and strength from them.And the Franks/whites ate the pig, so they took cuckoldry from him.And the blacks ate monkeys, so they took from them the love of music
>>222402314It's honestly not even worth frustrating overThe narrative has been decided, everything the Scots do is based and as usual everything the English do is bad Just lean into it, enjoy it, be the belligerent cunt they want you to be
>>222402341I'm here about your plugs
pooing a shit out my arse
The irresistible Yank urge to post utterly irrelevant nonsense nobody cares about.
>>222402381What's your advice
The CIA banned rock/metal music from the mainstream because it was too high thumos and made white youth uncontrollable. They then instilled wog rap music into public consciousness and made it "cool" to be a dope addict mong that talks in ebonics
the english are just hooligans on par with the negroes here
some of the pictures are great
>>222402351kちm
you can't know if something is irrelevant nonsense until you post it
on the third dune book currently, good stuff would rec the three
>>222402433you gonna post any of the great ones?
>>222402402Maybe you've got some gay friends and you're spending a night at their place you might want to use one
>>222402460alri ruby granger
>>222402433Christ looks out of control!
SEX 63: CUMS ON THE CHEEKS GO ROUND ROUND ROUND
>>222402279KWAYB
>>222402480doing the audiobook version during toil
>>222402433the hats are awesome
>>222402476use them for what
um why is the google AI being so nice to me
>>222402511raping your own arse
>>222402511So you can make sure they're not going to do anything while you sleep
>>222402517>please use me, i'm so lonely
>>222402433>Officers confirmed the early closure was due to the venue reaching maximum capacity, with only two security guards on duty.Right so absolutely nothing to do with the behaviour of the fans then>At the end of the evening, many England fans stayed to help bar staff clean up mess created during the course of the evening.We don't get heckin wholesome points for this or does it not fit the ogre-ish narrative?
>>222402517you're a lovely white swan
>>222402517be careful, it wants to shag you
>>222402499seems comfy I listened to the first one when I used to walk to toil and enjoyed it but never got round to the others
Do Androids Dream Of Electric Toilfus
I'm black, as it werefrom the hood, you see
>>222402517so you use it more because youre very easily manipulated
gwan portugal
Think Leslie Nielsen should have been made an honorary brit because he's actually got banter unlike the rest of you yanks
keep doing the gamer slouch
>>222401916are you making fun of my hairline?because i have the same side-burnlike hair as him
it's not as easy as it looks
>>222401916lolbro thinks he's from the edo period
>portugese defending
these bbc commentators are a bit shit.
That's me back in bed Was up for 6 hours
>>222402639Your mum is though
>Europe is too European It's like saying China is too Chinese. What's wrong with these homogoblins?
you are so right, vile femoids are nothing but chad-chasing harlots who are nothing more than suppositories for vain trends and tattoos — it’s something we men need to correct.
Rorke refusing to watch England play because he believes lots of the players "aren't English"
Facts
>>222402694correct. they're not english
>>222402670
>222402687>222402723
mad that lovecraft is beloved but was a massive racist
if I were black, would you still love me?
deaf people be like>watching the radio
>>222402694I refuse to watch because I'm not paying for a black cock license
Scremming
>>222402779>bricslmao
>>222402779Maybe he's right but it wouldn't be true of modern Israel
>>222402754He also had a Jewish lover but was famously antisemitic
got my veg and my tofu in the air fryer
>>222402805gay porn food
blind leftypol listening a gay porn
>>222402779Neither would exist without the British Empire. Let that sink in.
Why isn't Olivia Rodrigo my wife? I know I'm a 35 year old man but it's ok
Wonder what's happening about tea then
>>222402801what a great guy
>>155404226
>>222402846would you eat a plate of her sloppy turds if it meant she'd marry you?
>>>/sp/155404226
The year is 2057. Drones incinerate anybody approaching within 100 kms of the UK border. A man in Leicester is jostled by somebody who seems to have Spaniard ancestry593 are killed in the ensuing riots. In response, Reform, Restore, Reinvigorate, Relief, and Relax pledge immigration crackdown.
@222402745 pipe down
made a chicken korma for tea and it's delicious, proving that we do NOT need them for indian poo food
>>222402779he's seething over the deal
should i have nacho cheese or guacamole or sour cream in my burritos? or a mix?
jeet pedo gets exposed and smacked. almost all these pedo videos are jeetshttps://x.com/ItsJordanMosley/status/2067020309488705971
do brits really put peas in their guacamole
>>222402940we don't have that here
>hydration break
BBC 3d experience going well
mi tink mi gwaan watch gay porn
the destroyer of the democratic republic of the congo
we gotta hold on to what we got
genuinely we've never had a prime minister that I liked in 40 years. bit fucked up that isn't it?
>>222401271Can just IMAGINE what goes down there
>>222402873Obviously. Without question.
>>222402966woke nonsense
>>222403037Wow you wrote that just as it came on my tvAre you watching me
12 year a gay porn
>>222403072UM
>>222402779is he cynical or do you think he really believes in the evangelical zionism stuff?
>>222403072i think you meant years I think you meant years
We at /brit/ are officially disgusted by and outright condemn the Reform candidate for Makerfield's comments on abortion and his support for vile sexist and sexualisd comments towards national treasure Carol Vorderman
>>222402928Obviously a mix
>>222403090i'm northern like
>>222402714They are English though
>>222403087bit gay to be behind every man
>>222403087Why was he behind him? Bit gay init?
>>222403111nope
>>222403091Unironically and genuinely here here well said
Lads is it really wrong if I want to be violent?
>>222403087he wanked himself to death via autoerotic asphyxiation about 15 seconds after uploading this
mi life a bomboclart battydem porn
>>222403114>>222403119Poland come back bro, we miss you (no homo)
>>222403111rashford :)saka :)kane :)
I'm 30 years old next week
>>222402996what happened to this post
>>222403126mogged by men
Got the Tesco finest wagyu burgers toiling in the oven grill
>>222403148i'm on paternity leave and pretty much just watch the simpsons
Dr. Congo, my arse feels funny
to people who whinge about the England team I ask genuinely, if a kid is born in England, grows up dreaming of playing for England, goes through the system becomes pro why on earth should he not be allowed to play for England ?
>mbemba>mboko>mbongo>mbpappe why are they like this
>>222403091Don't know what he said but I guarantee I'm more disgusted at people who presume to speak on behalf of a community without having been invited to do so by a plurality
Ronaldo getting savaged by Congolese mastiffs
Want Argentina to win againONLY SUPPORT WHITE COUNTRIES
>>222403120They are, which is why they represent England
>>222403215nope
just swallowed a xanny :P
mi tink me gwaan rep mi own bum
how can you even care about england when most of the team is black
>>222403230I'm sorry, are we France?
>>222403230no one i know does. we're all supporting scotland instead. they haven't gone completely insane
>>222403230Blacks are an integral part of our country.
>>222403230so they're better at sports. so what?
>>222403230Looking forward to the same joke as yesterday being repeated again tonight when most of the Croatian team will be black as well
Blimey that post touched a nerve didn't it
The national dish is fish and chips simple as
>>222403230i hope we get battered and exit the tournament as quickly as possible. such an embarrassment fielding that team.
>>222403252good post
>>222403227screaming
>>222403284scrfm
>>222403284I bet his prices were reasonable
>>222403275Plain, no seasoning, with a side of white buttered bread
>>222403284what a great name
If black people are so good at sports why don't African teams win the cup?
>>222403097>>222403126>>222403157Here's the problem with women like that. Yeah, she's hot. You could bring her over here, marry her, live together in a nice house in a beautiful neighbourhood. You could give her everything she wants, and opportunities she'd never have in Chile.Problem is, she's hot, and she'll have every dude for miles trying to get in her pants, she will see better options, then she will cheat on you and divorce you, and you'll lose everything. Such is the predicament with women.
>>222403227farting
>>222403311They have the best athletes but the worst managers
>>222403311because the best african players are poached by european teams
>>222403309Why? It should have salt and vinegar, mushy peas, ketchup or gravy
>>222403284Does this imply the others weren't reasonable?
>>222403170had real wagyu in Kobethat shite we get here isn't even close but they get to upcharge because it's got the wagyu name on it, despite likely being a mix of majority angus
Make the fucking new rorke you pathetic racist cunt
>>222403311they will start winning it very soon. the tide is turning
>>222403347Just like England steals all the Welsh talent :(((
>>222403350Nah, gotta be curry sauce
>>222403373
>>222399456>>222399456
>>222403365still aren't
>>222403370france already won
dont mind a black anus burger, with a slice of cheddar, lush
>PORTUGESE DEFENDING
