Just massive fat Scandinavian summer arses edition
needlessly early really isn't it you aussie freak
>>222419706Sad cunts stopped posting to "save" their posts for the new, would've been sat there for years.
>>222419706He just wanted to post this webm and I don't blame him. Love plump Scandinavian arses me.
>>222419727This looks like a joke but it's probably real
picky bits for lunch
got angry reading the news again award
mad how schizo freaks are just allowed to stop taking their meds
>>222419727>>222419789>Duolingo is not included in the UK's upcoming social media ban for under-16s, as it is primarily a language-learning platform and does not fall under the same restrictions as social media sites like Instagram or TikTok. However, children under 13 will need a parent’s email to create an account, which sets up a child account with limited social featuresSeems like a bit of a loop hole. So when are they adding educational features to TikTok? And how can you claim that videos aren't educational?
>>222415008>>222415008>>222415008we're all in here
>>222419695you just know they were scissoring like mad that night
SCREAMING MELTY
aussiemong hourly meltdown
>>222419868Many such cases
i'm only 38 (a fucking kid) and all this applies to me wtf
>>222419849>>222419861Looks like the worse thread>>222419892Literally me
got into bed for a lie down
>>222419892why is everybody obsessed with age now?
>>222419892Never understood why people hate on this phone case. My gf said it's unc but it protects the screen and stores your cards. Why would I inconvenience myself or risk my screen?
26 year old zoomer calling other men 5 years older than them uncle
>>222419892based same. facebook is underrated as hell.
>>222419892>1000s of unread notificationskek this is me
>>222419934it not "bussin" enough "lil bro"
>>222419934get her wet or sutin fampai
>>222419636I'm a revolutionary socialist, just a National one.
>>222419954>unclelol. the words unc unc
will be plotting, planning, scheming on various contraptions, nick-nacks, and structures of the mind me
>>222419892are there people out there really jannying their emailsif it doesnt interest me from the subject line i'm not opening it and certainly not taking extra time to delete it
tartan army Scottish ‘nationalism’ and all the media glazing is THE WOKEST thing on earth in history its blm, covid nhs worship x100000
i hate you all
could never be a revolutionary. you need to be a naively optimistic person to be a revolutionary
Hello
>>222419922Good question. The average person is a narcissist cunt that is afraid of getting old. Plus nowadays people experience llife-changing experiences later in life and they feel left out
lil bro thinks hes bro bro bro bro bro bro bro
why are there 2 threads both made by australians they're out of control
>>222419934clunky init and always made of horrible fake leather
>>222420013well all rebels are aristocrats in disguise, as they say
for me it's making things up and then pigheadedly refusing to accept that they're wrong just to piss off my fellow /int/sters
>>222420007smart people unsub from all newsletters and block spam with filters so their inbox only contains important stuff
>>222420014Hello Ian.
when I was 20 years old back in 2012 I was not going around calling 30 year olds "unc" and telling everyone im just a kid and saying lil bro. genuinely sad freaks
cute desu id marry her didn’t even say anything that bad, just petty nitpicking
>>222420020this thread was linked early, is a coomer edition, and was single-linked to boot, yet retards decided this was the thread, it's not fair
>>222420043Hello
your phone lingingyour phone lingingyour phone lingingyour phone linging
>>222420058How's it evening?
>>222420035he's actually out there doing it for freemy word
>>222420053she's not indian mate
>>222420056we just love arses
>>222420053nobody knows who that is
currently getting gangbanged by thunderbugs
>>222420053literally not a clue
at runt toil
>>222420072It is the afternoon
getting a hand shandy in a doodlebug
i'm quitting opioids to continue benzoing
Lads the Sherwood Robin Hood tree diedI’m actually really sad
never thought i'd see the day when an australian would replace heathermong as the resident melty shitposter
>>222420053she's like a 3/10 and I'm being generous, gave some standards mate
making my ringtone the minecraft music
>>222419695this should be illegal
SEX 68: SPECIAL MASSAGE IN THAILAND
forget the 'woke mind virus' what's up with the women getting a shitty cattle ring in their nose
vixen makes some high quality pornography, however it's annoying how they feel the need to zoom right in on the genitals every 10 seconds, i want to see tits and face the whole time not intercut with closeups of cock-in-fanny
>>222420137hes been spiralling for months now, he'll probably be sectioned soon. He did talk about his trip to a hospital ward the other day so its safe to say aussiemongs days are numbered
nth for the holodem
>>222419934My gf has this phone case and recently replaced it with another the same. I just have a silicone case on mine, you're right it protects the screen and holds your cards replacing your wallet etc but I just don't like the idea of taking my wallet out every time I want to use my phone. Like I'm losing both if I lose one sort of thing...
lots of fitties about, plenty of peng tings
think i might be in trouble with the polis
>>222420137Sometimes the thread goes quiet and you just see several aussiemong posts in a row saying some vaguely /brit/ related nonsense. I think this place genuinely is all he has
tummyposters seem a bit bent but then you see a bare tummy out in the wild and realise how tummylicious girls really are
>>222420164"Nose ring theory" - Women who get this have trauma and make it their entire personality
i was very hungover this morningdrank 3 pints in the pub and then 4 cans of beer when i got homemeant to be trying to lose weight and all ffs
>>222420190also this
any poofy benders in? x
>>222420197how
>>222420053
>>222420219drugs
>>222420194Fair, but I rarely use the cards anymore anyway. You just never know when you're going to need them.
>>222420228https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtuQpcOmI5Q
>A membership option for survivors of grooming gangs only.
>>222420225Genius.
what is it about this place being a magnet for freaks with genuine mental illness
>Watching Jurassic Park 'found footage' videos on YouTube>A kino thumbnail shows up for a 10 minute vid>It's a fucking Indian narrating itnope nope NOPE not having that
>>222420261we are profoundly mentally ill
>>222419838Some of the psychiatrists are criminal. They're too stuck in their ways, psychotic person declining will roll and they'll still stuff their patients prescription with OCD jordine
Starting an sexless survivors support group for only £5 a month
Recently I've been talking some right shit unbeknownst to my own self. Started about a week ago where I'd sort of go off on a tangent mid conversation almost like I was zoning out, but yesterday my mate had to stop me and ask me what the fuck I was talking about and I genuinely had no idea what I was saying or what the topic wasActually a bit scared that there's something wrong with my head so I've made a doctor's appointment but it's in 2 weeksDo you think it's worth just going up A&E in case it's something serious?
>>222420053The jews are our misfortune
>>222420261people here are midwits at worst and so a higher quality of poster than most sitesalso a dark sense of humour which men likeobviously some real-world friends would be nice but five minutes chatting shit on /brit/ is worth a day of interaction with a w*man at toil
shag is on the cards with the gf this weekendhot and sweaty
mental seeing a trillionaire on twitter getting rattled and posting multiple comments on random stories from a different country lmao he is rorke
>>222419922Because selfish boomer cunts are hoarding all the wealth
>>222420266grow up
Reading about the RAF bombing of Germany in WW2 is utterly nauseating.These are the people in power in this country. Literally kikeslaves who killed thousands of Germans for jewish capitalism.I am firmly convinced Britain's current condition is karmic justice for WW2. The crimes of the Allies are quite literally the worst in history. Britain, America, France and Russia MUST DIE for being ZOG colossuses.It's why I don't care about "saving Britain". This country deserves to die. Rape Gangs are a logical continuation of the people who ruled this country in WW2.
>>222420266>look up any vaguely tech related issue>open video>indian accent>close video
Rorke wants to deport THIS?!
>>222420294so my 16h days on /brit/ are each worth 192 days of talking to toilfu?
>>222420261no one on 4chan is completely sane
>watching porn>accidentally look at thumbnail of indian amateur couple having sex>close browser>go do something else
in japan they say that any woman with a piercing except one in each ear is a slut because she is being penetrated more than necessary
is it white boy summer yet?
>>222420164girl at work who was a solid 9/10 has been getting progressively more piercings on her face and the latest one was a big spikey cattle ring in her nose, fucking ruined herself
>>222420297grow up mate
leftypol bringing up elon musk out of nowhere and insisting rorke is obsessed with him
is it true that indian men have the smallest penises in the world? even smaller than chinks?
>>222420324rorke wants to deport browns, not black. how many times we gotta say this, black pussy changed rorke.
any faggot hating man in?
after 12pmthe rorke posts startcurious...
Rorke....Rorke's changed
>>222420343>>222420345actually hilarious how i posted a non-political observation about a rich guy's use of time and you are immediately rattled but claim i am obsessed lmao delusional
>>222420294love chatting with the lasses at toil me, makes the job that much more tolerable
>>222420376you need to see a doctor mate this isnt normal behaviour
mate of mine always plays games as a female if there's a gender option. wonder if he's a closet tranny or just a pervert
>>222420205love tummies me
>>222420339No they don't
>>222420343>>222420345kek rorke triggered
>>22242037228 rorke posts between midnight and 12pmget your head checked
Think a lot of you lot just like arguing for the sake of it
OCD has ruined his life
>>222420026martin luther was the first bourgeoise revolutionary
women with their knickers off
>>222420376obsessed x
Amusing similarity between the Alysa and Musk fanboys. You make a post that even remotely implies any sort of criticism, and they all come crawling out of the woodwork seething, calling you mentally ill and obsessed, and will spam positive things about their idol for the rest of the thread.These people really struggle to understand irony and have zero self-awareness.
The 250,000
>>222420342It's so weird I actually feel like there's some mental elves they have. It's as if their aesthetic intuition is gone
>>222419695perfect sideboob on right
just did a hexagonal poo
>>222420444rattled
ever go on websites that sell clothes and all the blokes are hunky chads but the women are fat and ugly?
>>222420352no, korea is the smallest i think. they're about 3 inches on average
wasn't thinking about her until you brought her upjust love her simple as
>>222420381I hate listening to women
>>222420450We will remember them
>>222420164>>222420342They'll ditch the cattle ring after a while, truss and go for minimalist lip or/both nose bridge piercing
>>222420444OCD rules your life like an iron fist, rorke has become your stim word. PLEASE see a doctor.
>>222420450Deal or No Deal mfs when you ask what's in their box
>>222420460you know why this is
>>222420291Been on the old drugules have we lad?>>222420296Same here, in fact I might try and get her to 69 this evening. Something new innit
>>222420459>>222420475Screaming if going along with joke. Sad, very very sad, if you missed the obvious.
heatherdemon bringing up the hapa skater completely unprompted to call everyone else obsessed
I'm not obsessed with elon musk I just watch what he does on twitter and post about it here every day if anything i'm a journalist
>>222420477scream
>>222420321That's all well and good rorke but it doesn't explain why you were sending explicit messages to a 14 year old from digbeth
imma speak my truth
>>222420479the jews?
this nigga just made a comparison between elon musk and alysa liu
*roams about*
>>222420321>Reading about the RAF bombing of Germany in WW2 is utterly nauseating.Dresden should have happened in every German city.
>>222420453the misogynist in me thinks pretty girls do it deliberately to make themselves look less attractive as a "fuck you" to men, likely after a bad relationship or something. Possibly the same with tattoos
don't hear much about the cronem anymore
spainflag where’ve you been
>>222420520or the gherkin
can't believe mousey was live the other day playing some random chinese ripoff pokemon gacha game
watching the grand pricks
Rorke auditing his local soft play
>>222420511Raped Kikeslave
*morphs slowly into a mushroom*alri lads
>>222420501I love her...
>>222420544ACK
>>222420532are you often crippled by scepticism
sleeptoil looms
>>222420548alysapops
>>222420565can't believe you'd ask me such a question
We at /brit/ are Aeris hardliners. "Aerith" is not recognised by us.
>>222420514That's interesting I wonder if they know it looks bad and the psychology behind it is similar to self harm and hating yourself>>222420524Spain, are you the toilfu guy?
this weekend will mark a month since I last messaged the toilfu. Havent gone that long without talking to each other since last September. Mixed emotions
>>222420565you know i am, don't load the question
well lads it's past midday and the shitters are hereoff to the gym for the back and biceps seshmight pop back in later but if i see any aussie meltdowns or alyssa/celeb spam i'll do a 180 and leave right away
dont understand chessboring game for boring people
i'm balding but my older brother's hairline is rock solid, it's not fair lads
>>222420572Jessie* Pizza girl**
Standing on one leg upping my balance game
>>222420576*stifles a fart*
>>222420546*lightly fries you in butter*
>>222420576I bet it was such a great message too >hey followed by days of you seething how she could ignore such a missive
>>222420590have fun babe x
>>222420483i've mixed feelings about 69drowning in pussy comes to mind
>>222420548I wish more women were as beautiful and cheerful as her. Foids are so negative and dreary, nagging and demanding. She's just so pretty, present, in the moment, living her best life.
>>222420556Some mess that. Where would you even begin
>>222420572Aeris > Tifa
>>222420604rape it
>>222420611shes so happy
>>222420605shes not ignoring me, we mutually agreed not to talk to each other for a while
>>222420595You're fat and that kills you're hair.t. fat
was about to wank, but forgot that my penis is infected!!!!!
>>222420397it's better when you see them from the side and notice how slim they area much underrated viewpoint
>>222420605this one hits too close to home ngl
Woke up in a hospital bed once, was told I drowned in pussy and entered a coma... again...
imagining an alternate timeline wherein evil james dyson developed the atomic bomb
>>222420572final fantasy is for gaysnever played one mind you but presumably that's because I'm not gay so I've never felt the desire
>>222420652nope i'm thin
was talking to an 18 year old twink on grinde
sir eldian empire
>>222420533>"win" war>have to pay losers tributeWhen has this ever happened?
>>222420670you know a lot about gays you should befriend >>222420677
>>222420657get to a doctor lad
HandsTouchin' handsReachin' outTouchin' me, touchin' (you)
minecraft is a man's game
>>222420595he lowkey on fin
>>222420673Sorry for your loss>>222420677Bit gay that mate
any poo screams in?
I have reached some conclusions
>>222420685yea might do>>222420677alri lad? you prefer aeris or aerith?
>>222420682They had it coming
>>222420645She said let's not talk ever again and you agreed? I assume HR was present
>>222420708no not today I'm poo moping because my life is poo
>>222420708sc
listening out for the poo-scream van
might go do a masturbatory wank
>>222420713truth nuke
got nothing to post anymore
The Gay Porn Files
Jim Al Khalili
>>222420556Congratulations, now the same fate will occur to Britain by jewish capitalist dictators.
just scanned the 'quiry and and i'm ready to give my thoughts on the matter. not good
>>222420718I was the one that suggested it not her, and it was only until she was ready to open up to me, not forever. Problem is I have no idea how long that is going to take
It's that guy from peaky blinders!
>>222420708Just did a poo but my neighbour was on the phone so umm
>>222420710don’t even think about it rorkey>>222420743just (You) me every 60 seconds then
>>222420755who is going to bomb us?
difficult decisions have been made
>>222420760What time's your keynote at the boring bastard convention?
>>222420755מה לעזאזל אמרת עכשיו עליי, אתה חתיכת חרא? תדע לך שסיימתי את לימודיי במקום הראשון בכיתתי בשייטת 13, והייתי מעורב בפשיטות סודיות רבות על עזתים אקראיים, ויש לי מעל 300 הריגות של תינוקות מאושרות. אני מאומן בלוחמת גרילה ואני הצלף הטוב ביותר בכל צה"ל. אתה לא יותר מאשר עוד מגן אנושי בשבילי. אני אמחוק אותך באכזריות עם דיוק שמעולם לא נראה על פני האדמה הזו. אתה חושב שאתה יכול להימלט מזה שאתה אומר לי את השטויות האלה באינטרנט? תחשוב שוב, חתיכת אפס. בעודנו מדברים אני יוצר קשר עם הרשת הסודית שלי של מרגלים ברחבי ארצות הברית וה-IP שלך נעקב כרגע אז עדיף שתתכונן לסערה, תולעת. הסערה שתמחק את הדבר העלוב הקטן שאתה קורא לו חייך. אתה מת, ילד. אני יכול להרוג אותך ביותר משבע מאות דרכים, וזה רק עם הידיים החשופות שלי. לא רק שאני מאומן באופן נרחב בקרב נגד יחידים בלתי חמושים, אלא שיש לי גישה לכל הארסנל של ארצות הברית ואני אשתמש בו במלואו כדי למחוק את התחת המסכן שלך מעל פני היבשת, אתה פיסת חרא קטנה. אילו רק יכולת לדעת איזו נקמה לא קדושה היה התגובה החכמה הקטנה שלך מביאה עליך, אולי היית מחזיק את הלשון הארורה שלך. אבל לא יכולת, לא עשית את זה, ועכשיו אתה משלם לי עם ריבית, אידיוט מטומטם. אני אשפוך עליך זעם ואתה תטבע בזה. אתה מת לגמרי, גוי
>>22242078615:45, got one hell of a powerpoint lined up
>>222420786s
>tfw no mystery meat gf
>>222420791was saying this down the pub last night
>>222420533you’d think they would have learned to stop going to versailles
>>222420801*hides your HDMI adapter*
rorke getting blacked up the arse
>boring bastard conventionscreaming
Me nanna's getting ready for her 60th .How's she look lads?
>>222420828you're a freak
sir google translate
>>222420807fucking hell just imagine plapping those thighs
>>222420807my bwc would struggle to get past those cheeks
>>222420857not really how sex works
>>222420828Would
>>222420770how will i know which are yours
>>222420877would what?
>>222420840you're a neek
sir female body inspector
K I N O K I N O K I N O K I N O https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuxbXceM7_U
Ripped my frenulum a bit permanently at the age of I believe 14 when shagging an orange with too much resistance. It made an audible disgusting sound too when it ripped and it hurt and I rushed to the bathroom to pour cleansing alcohol on it and I had to stifle a scream from the pain and it was bleeding. Oh and that was the last time I fucked an orange of course
ate my walmart receipt before the fella at the exit could check ithad to have an indian lady print me another one but I sucked it up straight out of her hand
>>222420900Give her a warm hug and kiss on the cheek
what would be wrong with this>car is already broken down>get AA breakdown cover>wait 24 hours>call them to say car has broken downthey can't prove it was broken down before i started the insurance correct?
>>222420778Non whites will kill us when they have the numbers
>>222420940i dont think they'll give a shit mate
>>222420925i like this gimmick
>>222420953and i can cancel right afterwards as well?so i basically pay £10 for something that usually costs £100
>>222420978no you can never cancel
>>222420940I did this and they don't care
me when i was eating my hardboiled eggs this mourning
>>222420955>american mutts yearn for British BWCAre yank "men" okay?
making an arrangement
Might have a wank
>>222420955black pussy changed rorke
eggs mentioned
watching shantal get done doggy style and masturbating furiously
really need to work on my cardio, shagging knocks the wind right out of me
>>222420997>>222421027didn't ask
silence is nice innit
having a wank lads i'm doing a pooi'm having a good hard think about youwhen i'm finished pooing i'm going to be doinganother poo because i like to poo desuwanking atm, while im doing a poohaving a think about you while im doing a pooi want to do a poohaving a wank oh yes im having a wanki'll have a wank while im doing a pooi'll have a think about you while im wanking and pooingi'm really going to enjoy this wankpooing, doing a poo, having a big thinkwanking, pooing, having a think about youit's wank and it is poo
>>222419695Dit wil ik ook.
>>222421016dunno why but fat asian bitches the only fat people I don't despisemaybe because they are sexy and soft
looking at WW2 photos and find it mad how you can just recognise the people in them as if it were a photo taken today
>>222421016source
i thought ronaldo was meant to be the best but apparently his team lost against some niggers from darkest africa noones even heard ofwhats that all about
My face is ugly
>>222421039maybe tell him to put more effort in then
ever watch the worst witch as a kid lads? rowling basically nicked all her ideas from it, right down to having a potions teacher with black hair and a cunty attitude
>>222421069Found it in another general a couple of weeks ago, no idea where it's from.
me reading the state of /brit/ today
co-op pizza deal procured
I've completely given up
>>222421101FATTIE!!!!
sniffing petrol
>>222421094had this exact thought about jrr tolkien about 3/5ths the way through peter jackson's "the two towers"
>>222421016>tfw no chubby belly qt asian gf to poke and wiggle
>>222421117alright then
>>222421117
>>222421129why live?
>>222421075a chain is only as strong as its weakest link - Confucius
The White race is weak and doesn't deserve to live. Since 1945 the White race has effectively given up.
me when poo rorke cronem gay porn scream melty
>>222421140love this man
>>222421149I don't know why she makes rorkes so mad, but that piercing is nasty.
>>222421149xx
>>222421145heatherfungusaur
>>222421145you sound hungry have a mars bar or something lad
>>222421149resisting the urge to do that moley moley mole thing from austin powers
heatherpaedo weaving in his cuck feelings into his nazi larpa daring synthesis
*swims through the thread*
>>222421176:/
egg mentions mentioned
>>222421016fatter!
new >>222421238>>222421238>>222421238
Fair bit of meltydom in here today
flange, flangeshitflange, flangescroteflange, flangeshitanal seepageah no
Used to love milfs and thought I'd grow out of it but now i'm starting to like gilfs too. Wonder how long before I'm trying to shag 70+ birds
>>222421244>>222421258perfectly good new that's been waiting to be recycled but hasn't had its day in the sun for 3 threads now because you twats just can't fucking help yourselvesgo to hell
right well that's an early dogshit gay yank nonce thread
>>222421287>>222421289nobody is forcing you to use them
>>222421299yes they are
>>222415008>>222415008>>222415008real new
