dale edish
Mad how I go on a diet and then after 4 days just decide to scran 6000 calories in one sitting. I never learn do I?
Sir Wankard Pooser the 5th Shite of Bumarseington
>>222423676What is your diet? Tubbies always overdo it
we're all here >>222421238>>222421238>>222421238
4 threads4that's insane
>>222424916used to keep my local shops on rotation when I went on my booze runs so they didn't think I was scum buying so much every few days
aff t'pub fae a wee shite
Which is your favourite British place with an American connection?
We're in here>>222424928>>222424928>>222424928>>222424928
hello
imbeciles
>>222423676Me too. I can fast for 72 hours no problem but the next day I'm back to eating thousands of calories per meal.
internet and video games killed the potential of hundreds of millions of young lads
dale wilson is turning 42 in 5 months.
>>222425003No we're not
>>222424928 >>222424928 >>222424928
janny's salary will have to be tripled now!
>>222425070ktim
why did janman leave TWO news?
the other new is just Bradley's
worst thing about going deaf is not being able to listen to nightcore
sick to death of people writing ahh instead of ass
>>222425070They have indeed, we're a creatively dead generation us zoomies.
>>222425070and porn
>>222425101whats he playing at
>>222425107illiterate ahh niggas
live and let live.
>>222425107can't swear or you'll get demonetised
harry fucking kane being praised on the news again
tom scott's friend matt's feminisation is progressing well. We go to rorke for his views
shit scrimbler
>>222425107But if you say ass someone will say foy
21 year old trans girl wants to go for a drinkStill has cock. Should I?
>>222425138sc
funny seeing these mongs circlejerk about their superior intellect and how everyone else is dumbvery ironic coming from a group of people who were too thick to realise the video in question was a joke
>>222425152dunno why they don't at least wait until they have feminine hair before they start all this
>>222425153asatrScwr
>>222423651laughing my ass off
>>222425177Reddit is a bunch of stupid people pretending to be smart.4chan is a bunch of smart people pretending to be stupid.
heatherfungus is gonna be fuming all night
>>222423651>>222425152snap
>>222423651my dick goes in there
>>222425223um
>>222425215yep
>>222425215/brit/ is a bunch of stupid people
>>222425177>the video in question was a jokeNo it wasn't
>>222425215yesno
>>222425215my life is a movie
>>222425215/brit/ is a bunch of stupid people pretending to be stupid
>>222425215ngl I think reddit can sometimes be smart if you go into very specific niche subs but it doesnt change the fact they are a bunch of faggots
[Shocking News] Chinese people are trapping the souls of nigga babies in plastic toys and destroying them
>>222425239i'm very smart
>>222425152Why is this such a popular trend for famous YouTubers? Kris from Mr Beast, Anthony from LTT to name a few.
Simply knew you lemmings could not allow a post claiming that we're smart stand
>>222425106what?
>>222425204ROARING
wonder what joan of arc smelled likebet her arse smelled like complete shite after all that battle, plus being french to boot
>>222425259s
>>222423651robert smith aaah dog
>>222425274imagine spending the night alone with her in the tent after a battle giving in to your sinful desires licking her sweaty muscular body all over
never seen an indian with a hamster
>czech republic vs south africa, 5PMmight as well
>>222425215poo willy arse
>>222425165She probably looks pretty good at 21. It's just a drink mate, not like you're committing to suck her cock. Give it a go and sus it out before you go any further.
>>222425269huh?
>>222425274why did her tits come out though
Need more bacon, sosijes and milk for the weekend lads. A trek to the shop is on the cards
don't hear about people begetting anyone much these days
my life a tranime
>>222425265it would be a very reddit thing to do to approve of such a post given how many spastics post here
>>222425306But why does he keep nodding his head?
as the flames roseto her roman noseand her walkman started to melt
think the asda delivery driver just saw me pretending to be robocop in my kitchenwas doing the walk and the voice and everything i'm going to kill myself
Zoomer slang is so infantileDih instead of Dick Unalive instead of died / killedSeggs instead of sexFucking nuke the lot of them
Last night someone here, im not gonna name names, told me to fuck off and called me a racial slur.I want to clarify that i did not leave because of that, i left because i ate 4 bananas in a row and passed out.
>>222425350lol
>>222425354>seggs is zoomer slangnice bait
might become a corrupt mayor of a small city and run illicit booze and gambling
>>2224253542 of those are just to get past word filters on tik tok
>>222425354deadass
>>222425377good post
>>222425323your mum begot you thoughbeit
>>222425362monkeys love they bananas
>>222425396
>>222425383me when flogging a dead donkey
>>222425396the five best posts of 2021
>>222425396roar
yes
>>222423676for me it's going 2 days without wanking or drinking caffeine and then having the high of my life with a good tug and 5 tsps of nescafe
SEX 72: SEX IN FINLAND
>>222425398that's me sent flying out the womb
fuck ma chungus life
>>222425435>>222425449>>222425454me when someone asks me a yes or no question to which the answer is yes
finished watching dexter
>>222425464Funny.
>>222425299waiting for canada vs qatar meself
>>222425399>europoors cant afford bananas
fuck sake how long is this south african anthem
Is it just me or is the BBC like always cutting costs and trying to save money. What the fuck are they actually doing in there?
>>222425474
>>222425354The word you are looking for is black
me chinese, me eat da noodle
>>222425484bananas are a loss leader here so you won't pay more than about 10p for one
>>222425350HahaShould've dropped in some subtle references like "I'd buy THAT for a dollar" referring to the shopping, or "bet you think you're pretty smart... think you could outsmart a bullet?"
>>222423599thought he was wearing the chris chan medallion from the thumbnail 2bh
ma life is a movie
>>222425464thats definitely me when that happens
>>222425505me chineeeseme eaturr da noodurr yeeesis more how they pronounce it
>>222425496Don't need em mate, they can just generate their woke slop with AI instead now
aff t'bed methinks
>>222425521mine too
>>222425496making more police dramas and panel shows
de-incelled the incel flat at the weekend and cleaned it all overonly a few days later its starting to look incellious with bottles everywhere and dishes in the sinkalso a faint smell of poo in my computer room
>>222425505
fair play to women, cum smells foul and they do their bit to swallow it all down. good girls really are them women.
>>222425546Why are women so overly dramatic?
>>222425505...me eat dog like hound and poodle
Very hot week next week
What do we reckon lads?Rorke on a wild one or another doctor / engineer?
rate my breakkieiced coffee +sweet cold foamcinnamon rolls with cream cheese frostingbrown n serve sausagesnice mix of salty and sweet imo
>>222425558i eat half a pineapple a day. i'm serious. to fight the patriarchy
>>222425568
>>222425565Scrombobulating
>>222425568he got mental elf
>>222425566Always hot when you're here babe
>>222425568mental health crisis
>>222425571brown n serve sausages? what the fuck are you pipin on about lad
rorke playing the conan the barbarian theme music to psyche himself up to accept the amazon delivery
>>222425558ate my own a few times when watching joi cei videos and its really not that bad most of the time
>>222425546wonder if jesse plemons is still a fat bastard
the scrandemic
>>222425571you must be fat as fuck
>>222425571Well it's 5pm
>>222425514staying in character would've been less embarrassing i thinki just meekly took my shopping
>>222425561penis envy
papa oote papa oote
Serious post: really constipated and dont want to call me doctor about it. what should i do
>>222425613on some rice?
>>222425611woke only lets you delete 3 posts per some arbitrary amount of time
>>222425608I think he's on the 'zempic these dayscrying shame being fat with a wife as fit and milfy as Kirsten Dunst
>>222425613snackerel
Should you be allowed to batter a gull to death if it steals your food?
>>222425617if it helps i walk about like robocop sometimes and hum the theme song or pretend to shoot baddies like him
>>222425637oh aye
There was someone banging on the back doer into toil when I was about to leave the officeThought it best to leave him to it and used the front door insteadSlightly further to walk to the car but worth it so I don't have to help a stranger
>>222425568sounds like a forrun crime
>>222425642yeswho the fuck cares about a seagull
>>222425634when i had taco bell it was the closest i came to shitting myself sober as an adultfelt like half my intestines came out of my body 30 minutes after consuming it
saw a white and light brown pigeon today
>>222425642Obviously no
>>222425639kirsten dunce was always weird looking even back during her spiderman days
>>222425642I should be allowed to batter any number of gull for any reason I decide
>>222425666thanks satan
>>222425521Whats the plot?
my balls sooo smelly
>>222425666>the closest i came to shitting myself sober as an adultmeaning you've shat yourself as an adult when not sober?
>>222425674she has big milkers and is cute in Melancholia
>>222425642One time i saw 20 seagulls battle over a pizza, it was biblical.
shit it's fathers day on sunday
>>222425674got a good nipples scene in one of the spidermans though
We have a black cricketer called Gay.Crickets gone woke
asda delivery driver should have been like 'your shampoo creep' lol
>>222425711What flavour pizza?
im flying to your continent today
>>222425568There was more fuss when a woman threw a cat in a wheelie bin so I'll guess Sudanese or thereabouts
>>222425698in an uber when blackout drunk was on my mates account as well kek
>>222425727
Rorke won't like this one bit.
>>222425558>cum smells foulmine doesn't thoughbeit
>>222425736we aren't a part of that continent anymore
why can't you be offside from a throw in? i don't understand why they made that an exception.
Bank holiday tomorrow. Lush.
another night getting steaming and watching stuff on youtube until i perform passouttoil
Little moustachio fella wearing short shorts and an enter shikari teeLooked very fruity
can feel the heat creeping back into rutlandit's going to be a scorcher this weekenda scorcher
>>222425613never had fish like this before. mum is letting me have sweets for dessert because it's been a stressful day so I don't really care about fish right now tho
>>222425756>could beeasiest way to bait spastics into a fit of rage and spread the website around
>>222425642the guy is a retard for eating at an "outdoor terrace" in a coastal town probably swarming with seagulls, then being LE SURPRISED when one swoops down and takes some of his food. very basic situational awareness problem.
>>222425571Throw that pan away and don't use metal on Teflon. I would recommend carbon steel or cast iron.
>one of them read the diary wrongwhich one was it?
Rorke? He's a wasteman, I'm with leftypol now
>>222425607
>>222425800arrest them all
>>222425756in case they come off and cause a car accident or something?
>>222425800thank you for supporting the australian sketch comedy industry
free digwafree karmelo free roof
Nowt wrong with the taste of cum unless you're a prude
>>222425604:D
>>222425642'round these parts, if you kill it, you eat it.
been eating oatmeal and adding flaxseed to itmy poos have improved tremendously
>>222425829sounds english to me https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3ggzlr_Quxg
>>222425842Right well you can't fry a cardboard box
>>222425842looks like natalie mars' knob
:(
>>222425842>soy enjoy growing tits
>>222425858been loving flaxseed me. rather than eating vanilla flavoured greek yoghurt i've switched to plain skyr and add flaxseed to it
>>222425866Lather it in brown sauce and get it sucked I say
>>222425762Oh right, I forgot Doggerland was swallowed by the waves.
>>222425863right well it isnt
Sacked Tranny on his Patreon predicted South Africa would win the World Cup
*switches on the Goonmatron 9000*
Having a cheese pasty x
That's one lucky fucking baby
Never had a flaxseed but I scran the chia at every opportunity
>>222425890which tier are you subbed to?
you never see an african troon do you?
>>222425907um
stuff you only just recently found out?my entire life I thought it was pantomine not pantomime
>>222425907reminds me of salma hayek going to africa and breast feeding some random child for a documentary
>>222425907jews being degenerate is it
>>222425916The £4 one, not interested in the top one with daily Aldi blogs
>>222425800God she's so fucking beautiful. She mogs the fuck out of that other lass.
Getting gang vanta blacked
>>222425940Blue Peter appeal was it?
Sacked Tranny sure, but what about her cousin Blacked Fanny
>>222425955lmao
>>222425571Corrrrrrrrrr
>>222425825In case they cause offense to folks not from England haha
>>222425757My nut doesn't smell like anything. It also doesn't shoot out like ropes, it just kinda sploots out a few inches and sometimes it's pretty thick. If I could choose between what I've got going on and blasting like 10 stinky ropes across the room, I'd probably just keep what I have. Lord knows it does the job.
Dare I say burritos for tea
>>222425976don't reply to other jfs
>>222425800this is the kind of joke people in made in year 7 when they learned what incest wasdumb fucking cunts still not over itfuck this gay earth i'm off for a wank
>>222425863nope, they've got that aussie twang
>>222425842ok now get that box out of the pan though
>>222425887vggghhhh it was a better time
>>222425800Only Fools and Horses made this joke like 40 years ago when Rodders was going to shag Del's daughter
bought new plates
australians when they step on a plug be like aaauurrrr naurrrrrr
I don't think you're ready for this jelly*puts it back in the refridgreator"
Four Candles
playing Juno while listening to Sematary ^_^
sweet carolinebum bum bum
>>222426039What you gonna eat off em?
>>222425887Wonder what would happen if it rose out of the sea. Who would have the best claim, much to think about
>>222426064i can't fucking hear that song without cringing me arse offit was just 2pm i was in a pub already smashed because i had been drinking since 7 amsong comes and i start trying to get the whole pub to clap but everyone just stared at me
>>222426069Poo probably
Interesting graph to say who leave voters are voting for these days. Note how many have died. Thanks for that you geriatric fucks
>>222426032Then Mickey Pearce aka Spaino shagged her
>>222425882why is skyr better than yogurt?
>>222426048every time i hear this joke it reminds me of the time i was visiting my granddad in the hospital.in the next bed over some guy was trying to cheer up his dad with it but forgot the punchline so called it fork and knife.
>>222426089And here's the remain voter intentions since the referendum
nth for the holodem
>>222426088Sounds dire
>>222426086screaming
>>222426069breaking them in with salmon, kimichi, mozzarella and salad
>>222426118It's actually good for you, shows what you know
>>222426009would love to drop her into a village in the depths of the congo and see what the locals do to that with their bbc spears
>>222426114
>>222426134you need help mate
>>222426134raor
>>222426134>see woman's arse>immediately think of black men's penises
>>222425504black zoomer's won the culture war, even nazi zoomers speak like them calling each other based
my ex looked a little like raquel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH5VwGAHEcM
Ate at least six quality streets this afternoon and now I'm struggling to walk home
>>222425800What show is this from?
>>222426168fr fr
>>222425800grandad is my fave cracker milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rASGknTU4o
might get on the lil b he has some bangers
>>222426207basedd
>>222426168arrr katie... based
dropped a big steamer at work today
so fucking retarded that the world cup goes from being on bbc to being on itv
>>222426192
Good looking pregnant woman holding hands with a big fat bloke Not really fair is it
saw a video of a prostitute saying she prefers shriveled up old men to inexperienced young men didnt know what to make of it
remember when lil b asked girls to sign their feet?
>>222426217did watertoil today and my piss is less orange
>>222426237he is a provider
>>222426224same insane drumming in that song
basting a turkey with piss from my ccock
>>222426238video where? Youtube?
>>222426237It is fair and it's also none of your business
>>222426217would grab that runt frogs head and drown him to death in that
>>222426229Arse has been wreaking all day. Was feeling very hot on the way home too. These are signs that the chilli I had last night is working it's way out in the form of a huge steaming brick.Need to get it out before I have company later. I'll go for a drink all and see if that hastens it's journey
>>222426238my theory is daddy issues
tomorrow the us and australia will compete in a sport that neither country cares about
>>222426287dont know just saw it
>>222426289No not fairWhere are the pregnant women for the skinnyfats?
>>222425727she mindraped you
lil b is clearly autistic so there is continuity with 'based' being appropriated by 4chud
>>222426318we moderately care about soccer >>222426313she said its because they communicate better and arent sexually demanding which makes sense tbf
the holocaust, whatever happened there
>>222426392i'll tell ya what fuckin happened
>>222426392HE WAS A GREAT GERMAN HERO IS WHAT HE WAS
>>222426392
gagling for a wanking
>>222426089I don't know anyone who voted leave who is happy with how it turned out
>>222426392never forget
>>222426463i actually voted remain but would actually leave nowpurely for chatcontrolat least we can get the fucking uniparty out and repeal the osa (hopefully)
new >>222426512>>222426512>>222426512
>>222426111Reminder that Labour voters brought us Tony Blair
>>222426089How does a party with 0.6% manage to destroy my chance to live and work in the EU for the rest of my life?
>>222426089>leave 17.4only 17.4% of the population voted to leave?
>>222424928>>222424928
>>222426511interesting
>>222426594yes
>>222425880already have tits m8
>>222426466do you know what book this is from?
