> I’ve drunk the best part of a bottle of champagne today - wearing my excellent glasses watching live US open golf on sky sports golf via sky stream on my tv in homealcoholism edish
>>222434436sad end to a life really
>>222434451what do you mean these are his golden years lad
>>222434436Nice piss jugs tim
saw a woman in these lose trousers that stuck to her arse today was peng
>>222434427s
how is there an endless supply of alcohol. how is he ordering it
>>222434451just not on really is it?why would god choose to a give a healthy 31 year old man with a good life an extradinarily debilitating case of schizophrenia that will (has) rotted him away in pain for the next twenty years until he passes away in a grimey hospital surrounded by youknowwhos
>>222434470they are drugging him with it to make him compliant and weakwake up tim
pizza? why it's going int he oven of course
>>222434470he bribes the carebames
>>222434436I first read that as "excrement glasses" lol
>>222434476fodey ferret
timmy used to smoke as wellthis is the video where the schizophrenia got serious
>>222434470His carers are ordering stuff on his cards and giving him a few bits and bobs to keep him sweet. That's why he's always wearing new clothes from JD Sports.
>>222434526
>>222434451Genuinely don't understand why he's drinking so much. Alcohol is one of the worst things you can do to your body.
>>222434556Possibly wants to die.
>>222434538Looking for the longer better quality version me
if Ashkenazi Jews have on average IQ 15 points higher than whites then why are people so shocked that they are overrepresented in positions of power?
>>222434556He'll have UTIs before you know it as his kidneys begin to fail
I'm very tired
during the DPD schizo arc someone sent tim a picture of amer and the letters "DPD" and "DENTIST" floating around his head. he was quite frantic after that
>>222434556it's lit
canada is playing in just minutes
>>222434569They don'tThey have a higher verbal intelligence, that's it
Homer Simpson was really out there in the world making things happen.The blueprint for the White man.
Is it possible to treat a case of schizophrenia like this?
>>222434569they don't those studies that show jews are uniquely smart were done at academically selective elite private schools
i don't care for tim and timposting
putting my penis in a woman's vagina and ejaculating
>>222434604he was yellow actually
the edish was made for me i'm posting this once
>>222434604
>>222434576and gay
*stims hands! stims hands!*
>>222434644yeah and gay
in uni in london and don't have anyone to be my flatmate next yeardoes anyone know what to do?
>>222434613
mental that /britfeel/ was responsible for timmy's downfall
>When it comes to border control, the European Union is now more substantially right wing than Great Britain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qfb6r8lw-_0
tim might be the oldest meme going
https://youtu.be/g0fMnhx2zIM
>>222434436Is a bottle of champagne alot of alcohol? I will sometimes buy a bottle and drink it in an hour and I feel good about it because it is less alcohol than white wine.
Tim’s “get me out of this hellhole, I’m being messed about. I want to be an American” plea sounds like the average Brit in the 21st century.
>>222434672s
>>222434604heil homer! o/
>>222434690>having a border is now considered a position on the political spectrum Great work leftypol you destroyed a thousand year old nation which would be cool if it wasn't your own fucking nation you moron
Feeling hopeless lads :(
loved commiemong to be honest. even if he were a meme. very sad he became a nazimong. definitely need to eradicate the enemies of global socialism with extreme brutality
goyim are fuck niggas
>>222434701such youth and dexterity
>>222434764Both were Spainnonce sockpuppets
Bellend smells like salmon
>>222434800so am i!
>>222434800yeah be sure to remind spaki of his own characters
Flirted with the nurse awardOfficially unc status
Spainlad reporting in, how are you lads doing tonight
>>222434728he got pranked by people telling him he would be saved if he moved to america, posted naked photos of himself online, killed his indian neighbour. he is just a paranoid schizophrenic who fell for trolls about how he could escape whatever the fuck he thinks is after him.
equality just isnt real
>>222434837Alri. How's the Mrs?
oh my days what are these crosses
>>222434837>>222434868She left you yet?
Watching Aquí no hay quien viva with the mrs
>>222434868me after spending 20 minutes trying to solve for x and coming no closer to the answer
which team is Qatar?
>>222434868Ahaha back in Spain with her family mateGoing out to Valencia on Monday to be with her
>>222434837pool milf was standoffishhttps://youtu.be/QxuLSkq5i_w?si=wd4VsdS_5GqaQ9wq
I know many /v/irgins shit on Skyrim but there is no better game for chilling out playing while listening to music and 'odcasts
>>222434835i did this when i had my surgery. was high on morphine. told this cute nurse she was an angel.
>>222434891Aha yes of course you are aha
'odcasts doesn't really work
crazy how if you live alone and have a medical emergency you're pretty much dead
>>222434900>this game is good if you have other stuff to do while playing itit's a shit game
get confused on which poster is spaino/spaki
>>222434929'ut 'p
>>222434933we can only hope
>>222434948ok
>>222434900true. there really isnt another game like it.oblivion and starfield are somewhat of the same formula but something about skyrim makes it easy to turn off your brain and play
mad how /pol/ supported him before the epsteinites completely captured the board
rightwhere are the exit pollsnot staying up til 3
canadas goalkeeper is only 5ft 11
>turn off your brain and play
Tight. Tranny. Bussy.
>>222434987Gamers are the saddest cunts on the planet
>>222434987fair enough but being in there would give me a headache
>>222434987you've never even come close to ever having sex
Was in town yesterday and a pub had karaoke on which the entire town could hear and middle-aged geezers were singing the It's Coming Home song tunelessly haha
>>222434987literally me for 1 hour a week when i have a moment away from work and the gf
>>222434983I'll have my poll exiting your mums fanny after depositing my ballot in her
I WANT TO FUCK THE GIRL MONKEY FROM DONKEY KONG
fucking refball
>>222434981qrd
>>222434987love games me but would hate being in a room like thatfair to him though I bet he has loadsamoney
ring ringring ringring ring
>>222434987nintoddlers are deranged freaks
doing the blacks built britain dance
>>222435047newfag
>>222435047black man was unfairly terminated from the racist lapd and exacted justice
>>222434987He looks happy. Wish I could be this happy
confused because the scoreboard says 1-0 canada but an african just scored?
there really isnt another forum like it.reddit and twitter are somewhat of the same formula but something about /brit/ makes it easy to turn off your brain and post
>>222435062hello?
Boring post not worth making.
>>222434683One day lad
>>222435082Because it's an endless stream of pure shite
Poo sc
Pee lions on the shartPooles Fartgay still queefingSharty years of fartNeeever stopped me peeing
>>222435082any site with some form of "reward" system for posts is not for me. and a (you) is not a reward before anyone starts
>>222434658Who lmao
iaafptrc
>>222435104roar
>>222435104good post
>>222435116Um
Jews remain still screaming
Actually I was just parodying >>222434973 not being serious
Lions never lived in England
>Scots invade England multiple times>Get raped by England's proper armies every time>Centuries later your descendants describe this as a 'War of Independence' and build a victim narrative around itGrim.
that's all well and good but skyrim belongs to the nords
>>222435116yeah flag
botnet award
>>222435132dont think you understand scottish history
>>222435062Hello, is anyone there?
reading a screenshot of a post on reddit where a woman describes going to jamaica as a child and seeing a dead little boy on the beach with a bunch of jamaicans walking past him and ignoring his corpse and no police or anything showing up until a random van appeared and chucked him in the back and drove off. someone replies and calls jamaica a shithole and she immediately starts defending it and saying it's never been a shithole.what makes women so comically evil?
>>222435128Your quote didn't make sense because that isn't inherently a reddit opinion. There are some people who have actual lives and real hobbies who only play vidya to relax.
>>222435151That dead boys name? Albert Einstein
>>222435147>scottish historyI know it's an oxymoron
>>222435062moshi moshi
>>222435168strange post
>>222435134dont think you understand tamrielic history
>>222435151they're just retards
>>222435155No clue what you're on about. I didn't mean to imply his was a reddit opinion if that's what you mean.
>>222435089>>222435149>>222435171hello, is amanda hugandkiss there?
>>222435179okay ondolomar
>>222435192yes that's me
>>222435184>Yeah that's fair, maybe this particular question is not the correct place to share this story. I will delete this post soon anyway because it got way more traction than I expected and people I know IRL will be able to figure out who I am from this post if they see it.>Fwiw, I saw what I saw, and tried to write it down here as accurately as possible. I've tried to understand why I saw this happen for decades, and I don't think of Jamaica or jamaicans as "less then" in any way, love and respect Jamaica and Jamaican culture a lot. Huge fan of studio 1 and modern dancehall. Took a couple classes on the history of the country in college to try and understand it better and still have some close family friends from there through my dad. This after seeing a literal dead child with a snorkel still on his head that had been smashed in by a boat. Literally just "they're allowed to kill children without remorse because they're black".
woke nonsense
>>222435188yes you did you disingenuous scrote.
>>222435192hai
Who is he, what's his endgame?Why does he post the prostitutes?
England and Scotland 500 years ago: >>222435195England and Scotland today: >>222435079
Sir Pooey Arsey MBE
stilll cant get to the bottom of my conditionI've got mates, I've got a social life but just cannot for the life of me have a romantic lifeI can't pinpoint why, something went skew-whiff at some stage obviouslyI have mates who are by all accounts less funnier and smarter than me but they breeze through itI'm fully aware that sounds arrogant but im speaking in real terms
>>222435165roar
>>222435210I literally didn't. Take your meds you're mind-reading again.
>>222435195How embarrassing
>>222435206Women are compelled to always be 'nice', she wanted to share a sad story about something bad happening because her finding it said affirms her niceness, but when she realises she might have to have not so nice opinions to make sense of what she experiences she shuts down.
>>222435199¿y cuánto es?
canada's away shirt makes it look like they've been in a bukkake gay porn
>>222435238see >>222435245
Please lose Canada
>>222435255um
>>222435240You quoted a post with a video of a reddit consoomer with the clear implication that the the poster exemplifies reddit consoomer tendencies.
GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL
>Buchanan>BrownHeatherpaedo would have had a field day with this, God rest his soul
>>222435259painter's radio
>>222435249*finding it sad
battle of zesty foden
>>222435238>skew-whiff>by all accounts >im fully aware>speaking in real terms Is this how you talk to people irl because if so I might've found your problem. You sound like you're on question time campaigning for election
Canada? Looks like Africa
>>222435288sc
qatar are fucking dirty cunts
>>222435245I didn't post the video, I posted >>222435082 which is, as described, a parodyHow would you like to present your apology? I'd prefer cash but I'll settle for grovelling and self-debasement
mental how we're all brown
>>222435313why
did they make all the canadian players sweep chimneys before the match
Just found out that the 48 year old bloke who's been taking me out to country pubs and expensive restaurants and buying me clothes is gay and wants to have sex with me.Genuinely thoght he was taking me under his wing in the business :(
>>222435249>I had children literally pelt me and my partner with rocks in Morocco, more than once. I'd still recommend it though, I think it's just part of the culture. I'm reading through this thread and these people are fucking insane lmao
>>222435280i hate this webm so so much
>>222435288no but i know for a fact there people who use that sort of language coversationally and have no trouble so that doesnt explain it either
OH MY DAYS
>>222435324And you're going to let him smash that batty in I hope?
>>222435317Would have apologised, but you've made it weird so you're never getting an apology from me now.
based ref loves canada :)
>>222435332>>222435340are you enjoying the game chickens x
why even be qatar. just give up and pay israel to nuke your cunt in
>>222435324reminds me of when I met a guy in the street and ended up in his car driving about listening to music and he started touching my thigh and talking about my cock and I just went haha yeah and he dropped me off. took me a couple of years to realise what he wanted
>>222435324you've just stolen this scenario from peep show haven't you
>>222435336>Would have apologisedLiar. I hope you are consumed by guilt for the rest of your life
>>222434746why?
itv auto-signing you out so you have to make a new account every timecrooks
>>222435346feels good to beat up a worse team every now and again
>>222435371moron
>>222435373go canada x
>>222435280Queer Harmer when he's bogging me out in my nightmares
>>222435374?
>>222435333Honestly don't want him spending money on me to end really.>>222435362No
nigga really replied to a post from 30 mins ago
>>222435384you don't HAVE to make a new account
>>222435317WTF are you talking about, did you quote the wrong poster?
>At six years old, Yamal was scouted by Barcelona and was invited to training sessions at La Masia, signing for the club in 2014 moving to Barcelona to live and train at the academy.Being scouted by a football club at age SIX that's actually mental
>>222435371you are a moron
>>222435399that's pretty normal actually
>>222435391just suck him off or give handjob
>>222435395let me just get the code for that xx
the juno
>>222435399that's why they're all so stupid
>>222435317>>222435398screanubg this stupid cunt is rattled
i hate anyone who isn't white italianthey're a burden to the advancement of the white race. some of them are all right, i guess i hate the fucking fact its cool to be a moolinyan these daysi hate this hip-pop fuckin' influence on white-fuckin mafias
>>222435399hope nothing epsteinesque went on there
>>222435411ah right
>>222434476paint me like Pepe le Pew
>>222435398No. It helps to have followed the conversation from the start.
>>222435411your fault for being a mongo isnt it though
>>222435391you might have to let him shag your arse mate.
>>222435437I wasn't part of your conversation
Realised recently that the actor who plays that gay DJ in peep show also play the member of the nights watch who takes Arya from Kings Landing in GoT
>>222435412no junos
>>222434538Always thought it was odd when he was in the flat and he started having zeros with his dinners. Now I realise he must've been trying to recreate the times he wasn't on medsall gone out the window now
fucking love life recently love hanging out with friends and getting off with random women and being in daylight
>>222435445yeah he does
>>222435444Obviously or you'd understand my post
>>222435445got bored halfway through his post and started thinking about how dj squall really thought nobody knew he was gay the whole time kek
>>222435448she's allowed
>>222435445>>222435462does he
>>222435473ok she is allowed because she is "sexo"
Very, very embarrassing
>>222435460how do i get off with women
>>222435470Concession accepted
>>222435445Dennis Pennis is in game of thrones as well
>>222435477he does yeah
walked head first into the fly paper award
>>222435503
A glass to keep the cold out.
>>222435495tell them 'concession accepted'
Dennis the Penis
>>222435485
headed to the concessions stand for a hot dog
>>222435495just start talking to girls at concerts or bar events or whatever and be funny and nice and interesting (just pretend a bit and steer conversation away if none applies)
>>222435497and GoT went all Pete Tongpoetic really
>>222434613His life isn't that different from all of ours desu
>>222435496What concession?
>>222435445>nights watch who takes Arya from Kings Landing in GoTdoes he shag her
>>222435546The one you made
>>222435550Not that anon but no, she's 11 or 12 and he's white so it doesn't occur to him
>>222435550grow up little boy
>>222435550she's a child at that part in the series and he's one of the goodies
GOOOOOAAAAAL
>>222435567Not him but doesnt seem like he conceeded
>>222435550No. But S1 Bran was shaggable if you know what I mean
>>222435567Take your meds anon you're hallucinating
total canada victory
foids should be fucking fucked
Buy an ad
>>222435605neocon mong
>>222435346oh hell yeah!
Post the Dvas
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unassisted_childbirth
>>222435591right well youre just an actual gay paedophile arent you
>>222435609But I have nothing to promote
>>222435399has to be some elite nonces at la masia
>>222435604truee
canada is going to make it out of groups and lelgium wont
Searching for posts that contain ‘The new 'eitch’. 560 results found.
canada are surprisngly interesting to watchattacking over and over
qatar on the ropes from the get go
Just witnessed some advertising/begging
>>222435625yeah and skilled at ball manipulation and man marking
>>222435637they have a manager who learned coaching the red bull way
>>222435634STATE of him
nth for the baddiedem
might beg for some money from you lads later on
>>222435646I don't think the world cup needs advertising really, everyone who would watch it knows about it
>>222435661been doing it for years
>>222435637we're a relentless people
know a lad whose cousin's ex outed him as a cuck with video evidence
morrissey and johnny marr and andre 3000 think 'Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me' is the best Smiths song and it's completely unremarkable and not even good.
my peoplehttps://youtu.be/yz7Cn3pHibo?si=In2mslqMs536s8rF
>>222435681don't like them when they look like this
>>222435685should specificy its the cousin who is the cuck, not my mate
>>222435688I reckon Morrissey and Johnny Marr know more than you about which Smiths songs are good
might replay sekiro
I will not be psyopped into watching Clarksons Farm
>>222435681like them when they look like this
>>222435708it's really not an interesting or good song. not even in their top 10
>>222435708he?
That's one for the blooper reel
*does the worm*
>>222435734the worm has turned!
>>222435721Says you. Were you in the band? Were you involved in the production in any way? Did you even attend the academic conference on the subject?https://www.mmu.ac.uk/news-and-events/news/story/smiths-academic-conference
*is done*
>>222435742Would probably just be a very easy way for us to scam $300 billion out of them, to be honest.
>>222435742is this the new psyop
>>222435753he's allowed to have an opinion if he didnt do any of thatits frankly bizarre to think you have to have produced art to have any opinion on it
how quickly does a fanny close over after expelling a baby
>>222435753>“Serious young men from LA to Japan really pick up on Morrissey’s lyrics. They say something about failures, losers, underachievers, desperate outsiders. For that reason alone, I think it’s worth studying.”LOL
>>222435688ive never listened to that song (or any smiths song honestly) but i trust andre 3000
Milly Alcock.Sex.
fuck off ee mens mental health concern cliche
Rorke singing the Major-General's Song at the karaoke
>>222435800alcock by name all cock by nature
>>222435742genuinely despise this dour dark reddit cunt
MAX sugar
>>222435808its just the internet mate no need to get so worked up x
that nigga got piss jugs all over his dresser
>>222435800monke
>Says you. Were you in the band? Were you involved in the production in any way? Did you even attend the academic conference on the subject?
new janny properly cracking down on veitchposterif only he did this with the cuckspammers
funny how scots moan about england fans being unbearable but scotland fans are relentlessly cringe when they get to a competition
>>222435742rightoids are such fucking brainlets
>>222435195What was the point of this then?
rorke hearing that the restaurant only has diet coke and coke zero and calling the waitress a woke bitchrorke calling the manager a coon and being asked to leave
>>222435830why do you english lads always get so autistically triggered when other countries talk about how much they love the scots and the irish fans but nobody loves the english ones?
>>222435846im scottish. we're being fucking worse than the english cunts
>>222435840did that sound funny in your head
>>222435846>other countries talk about how much they love the scots and the irish fansmust have missed this
>>222435846why are scots so weird about england
>>222435831i'm right wing and smarter than you though
>>222435840is that what you did today?
>>222435777Not saying you need to have produced it to have an opinion, I never implied that. I just said if you're disagreeing with two of the people who created it then I'll side with the artists.
>>222435854post this post in /epl/ over on /sp/ so i can see your flag.>>222435857dunno you'd have to ask one>>222435856they're going viral on youtube at the minute for their antics in boston and all the yanks are loving it
>>222435859doubt it
>>222435803good Rorke post>>222435840bad Rorke post
>>222435864creators are famously the worst people to ask opinions on things they've created because their biases are too strong.
right can some dork make the new urgently
rorke gaping his arsehole and farting
in 2026 even the right wingers are soy
I was expecting to cum from listening to that smiths tune considering all those 3 said it was the best and I didn't once think about saving it to my library
>>222435902>>222435902>>222435902
>>222435855>>222435860>>222435874right theres no need to be so horrible is there
smiffs
>>222435876Who knows more about an artistic creation than the person who created it?
it new time
>>222435742crazy based
