Laptop edition
on the toilet
>>222497579You want them pale like this?
Took a fat shit subedition
>>222497646ktim
the big /brit/ synchronised poo
do girlfriends leave you if they cant orgasm from your knob
I have never made love to a woman lads
how do you know if gf/wife wants to have sex
>>222497648Yes, the paler the better.
fuckin ell man
>>222497678whys he spending so much time behind the best american men
/brit/ is a refugees welcome general
>>222497693Ask her politely
why are people who don't like football always so smug and full of themselves about how they don't like football
>>222497693They get touchy feely, cuddly etc
>>222497678Women create their own stress. Most men are easy going and just want to chill.
like a library in here. everyone gained a clue on a sunday. just the fucking chaff left to wallow in their own poo.
>>222497713Rorke has decided we're not allowed to like football because some of the players aren't white
>>222497713Sports require you to find vicarious enjoyment in someone else's triumph. Some are incapable of that.
just left bum-prints on my chair because my bum is wet
>>222497716thought they always do that
>>222497678grim red alkie face
>>222497751*slurps it up with a straw*
Mad how dead this site now
>>222497755LOL. LMAO, even.
>>222497745must be mad being that shredded for 30 years straight
eating a pork pie. like to alternate between one bite of the pork pie and one bite of a gherkin. love pork pies me.
>>222497702You have good taste, lad
>>222497772how it feels
poo pie
I came late to the gay culture and only understood some of the Polari. You were never to choose your own female name, it was given to you by another gay person. I wanted to be called Annabel but got given the name Myrtle. Oh joy! Anyway the cottaging was wonderful.
remember in year 11 when no one signed my shirt except one of my teachers. I came home and my mum saw me and burst out crying, it had hit her that she’d raised a freak
nth for the gyaldem
makeup should be illegal
>>222497821bizarre made up story
>>222497821grimglad i never bothered with any of that shirt signing bollocksno need to set myself up for disaster. i know no one will sign it
>>222497632Ayo my British niggas, who's gonna replace Keir starmer?
Does anybody have the copypasta about the guy who went for a drive or sat in his car for a few hours because he saw his dad crying, and his dad was happy when he thought his son was out with friends?
>>222497821You're just a freak, ladhttps://youtu.be/NfMegACVJQw
>>222497838just what the world was crying out for another jennifer lawrence doppelganger
>>222497870fucking grim
what's that website called where it asks you a bunch of questions and then tells you what political party best aligns with your views
Love again: wanking at ten past three (Surely he’s taken her home by now?), The bedroom hot as a bakery,The drink gone dead, without showing how To meet tomorrow, and afterwards,And the usual pain, like dysentery.Someone else feeling her breasts and cunt, Someone else drowned in that lash-wide stare, And me supposed to be ignorant,Or find it funny, or not to care,Even ... but why put it into words?Isolate rather this elementThat spreads through other lives like a tree And sways them on in a sort of sense And say why it never worked for me. Something to do with violenceA long way back, and wrong rewards, And arrogant eternity.
>>222497861Alright lol>>222497862I didn’t bother with it either you don’t opt in it’s just what everyone does
>>222497821not your fault you’re neurodivergent is it
Want to have a wank but due to circumstances beyond my control I am in france and without adequate privacy. As a half way measure I will have some bread and cheese (cantal entre deux)
>>222497821I had several on mine but I didn't actually like anyone in school and the whole ordeal was rather a miserable experience. It's in my flat somewhere. Been thinking of burning it.
>>222497893my favourite poem that
the new migrate when ready:
>>222497821I think I had a shirt with a few signatures but I have no idea where it is, probably threw it out at some point
/v/ is melting down over the clown girl cartoon, and here I thought zoomers didn't browse 4chan
the jew circumcise when ready:
>>222497870Stop revelling in misery and make some friends
he's fucked it
going to have hash browns again you can't stop me
>>222497821I got signatures but still developed into an iredeemable freak at college and uni
>>222497897Never been diagnosed
>>222497821last day of primary school we all did that and I got some scrawlings drawn on my shirt from the people who were doing it to everybodysecondary school I don't remember
shoutsout to my mom 16 piece salmon
in a very tight pickle in my HoI4 campaign lads, I might have to give it up and delete my Steam account :/
I've been building my filter based on this Yank's filter./brit/ has been really good recently. I'm only seeing 80% of posts in any thread so probably some false positives but it's worth it. Most of the spam is gone.
>>222497932>brownsbloody hell!
>>222497930Harmony is everything
>>222497930his face was very masculine and handsome before. I wonder if something like this is career suicide for the surgeon
>>222497957share ai generals one please and thank you
>>222497865Me
>>222497957Yeah but that yank also filters foy so he's a mong
>>222497930KWACB what of your god now clavvies
>>222497957Problem with filtering that acronym is that you will also filter out genuine discussions about the Beeb
>>222497988type:subject;boards:g;/\/(?::adg|adr|adt|aicg|de3|ldg|lmg|sdg|vcg)\//i>>222497995to be honest, single posts saying FOY when someone says arse instead of ass are dull
>>222497821never did it myself, just signed other peoples shirts or course I was always one of the last to be asked so finding a space for it was tricky aha
The Cantal Entre-Deux is an uncooked pressed cheese. This 40 kg cylinder can be raw or pasteurized. To choose a good Cantal Entre-Deux, the crust should be buttoned and golden. Its taste is fruity and blooming, its dough is bound, fine and its color varies from ivory to yellow.To make a good Cantal Entre-Deux it takes 90-210 days of refining.
>>222497895when you are nothing remarkable, you have to put yourself in as few situations as possible where you could possibly get moggedmy entire life is just coping and escaping the mog
someone drew a swastika on the last day of schoolthis was in the early 2000s before the woke so no one cared except one jewish teacher who made me turn it into a square with a cross in it
>>222498024>someone says arse instead of assShould be the other way round FOY
We had a new store manager today and the first thing he told us to do was stop wearing our own trousers and order the Tesco ones
>>222497788Fuck, she is literally perfect
>>222497994KekNo but like seriously who's gonna replace him, you got anyone BASED?
>>222497987It's very difficult to execute rhinoplasty on males because it is feminizing inherently.Similarly rhinoplasty for women with protrusive noses or prominent dorsal bumps is easy aesthetic improvement
Rorke imagining within his own character the rudiments of the German ideal of company commander
>>222498041same
me and bro
>>222498045Fucking jobsworth
>>222497957I filtered all of these flags from /brit/>Netherlands>Belgium>Australia>CanadaAnd now /brit/ is much better.
>>222498045never had that when I worked for tesco, they just said to wear black trousers
>>222498049a rhinoplasty can actually be helpful on men with overly large or hooked noses the first rhinoplasty's were because jews wanted to get rid of their jew nosesthe problem with clav is he already had a small noseand the surgeon tried adding mass to the bridge which looks gay
why dont you gain a clue and move out of your childhood bedroom and move in with akh?
>>222498049why are you ignoring me -.-
no one:literally nobody:rorke: a diva is a female version of a hustler
>>222497930did he fuck up his jaw, hair, eyeseverything all at once or is this just a bad pic
sir andy burnham
>>222498095everyone has you filtered except me
>>222498095*stares at you*
>>222498083when you look at photos and ads for early nose jobs its surprising how good some of them are
rorke coming to his parents by dressing up one of the blue man group in swimming trunks and singing eiffel 65 where he's changed the word blue to gay and doing a walk like an egyptian gay porn dance down the stairs
fucking chatgpt just reset all my system preferences
>>222498132but every company on the planet must hire the world's most clueless intern to maximise efficiency
managed to rake the 1/5 of my yard before the neighbour and his fucking dog returned
>>222498128I'M GAY AND I WOULD BEAT OFF A GUY!BEAT OFF A GAY BEAT OFF A GUY
>>222498119With women yes.
>>222498132I see, you're completely right, ChatGPT has done you. Would you like help in being less of an ai-brained retard?
>>222498157roaring
>>222498046I have one more of her where she covers her nipple with a hand, but the janny might not like that one as you can see most her boob. So I will not post it
ohhhhhhhh
>>222498162creampied that cunt right in his little eager twitching hole
>>222498132You did it actually by blindly listening to it. I'm sorry to inform you that you're a brainless moron.
leftypol's dad beating the shit out him because he's been out the closet for 10 years now and still can't be assertive with it
I love girls with big noses personally
>blonde, blue eyed character hates a race of dark skinned people what did fire emblem three houses mean by this
>>222498155over 100 years ago
>>222498168grats pedo
>>222498180i often find the ones with big noses also have big tits
>>222498177hey i'm trying linux and at least i'm learning but you'll be stupid forever x
Might become a Japamese citizen
>>222497821I didn't care about shirt signings, after my last exam I went home
>>222498179blimey is everything ok at home mate
>>222498154thanks for augmenting my post. i can't write song lyrics
>>222498193jewish or italian?
>>222498180Got a gf with a big nose and I think she'd look very boring without it
>>222498216you can jap in meza bumhole anytime stranger
>>222498216just be indian
you can get a visa to work in japan as a taxi driver. why dont you do that instead of rotting in your childhood bedroom on PIP
genetic engineering idea: my cat lives forever
Rorke breaking up with the one love in his life when he's 18 because he thinks she deserves better and regretting it fourteen years later on a Sunday when he's living in squalor with an uncleaned room and trash everywhere reflecting where it all went wrong
Be nice to everyone
>>222498234Only difference is the food quality
>>222498193The first rhinoplasties were in India iirc but now Turks are the best. Same idea. But that guy doesn't necessarily look better just less ethnic.
>>222498251oh you know everything
brits on outer /brit/ support the biomass>>222498145
>>222498249stewey griffin
>you will never experience this
>>222498262Posting in /brit/? But that's just a racket for the jews, they collect your data.
Rorke pining for a posh Indian gf in the Priti Patel mold
>>222498168Whom?
>>222498249you dont have to be nice to me, i understand..
I am Fares I am full German R1b.
>>222498292what a bulge
>>222498292good wouldn't want to play that handegg yank shite
>>222498299anyone who gets mad at this and isn't a vegetarian is a retarded hypocritei respect consistency
>>222498299:(
>>222498299Are farmers that raise livestock the biggest psychopaths on the planet?
"Lucky Man" BLARING as me + Moni scatter Spaino's ashes from a Muscle Milk canister
>>222498299lock them up
>>222498216bro's gonna be working till 12am and drinking till 3am on a weeknight
>>222498292No we don’t play American football here so yeah
>>222498322so if i raped your mum you'd be fine with it if i also raped my own mum ?
>>222498378bet you thought that was clever
>>222498299is this actually real?feel like it's fake
>>222498299oh I remember this, turns out he didn't actually eat the pighttps://www.vice.com/en/article/youtube-pig-kalbi-japan/
>>222498385well consistency clearly isn't the most appropriate metric for morality is it, rorke
>>222498371
the left still has no response to this btw
>>222498292>all the, small things
>>222498378Looks let's just rape our own mums and leave it at that
>>222498395looks like a rustler's burger. why wast good cheese on that
call her moonchild, dancing in the shallows of a river
>>222498394*rapes your arse at 999999999 mph*
>>222498424i accept your concession
>>222498395that is way too much bloody cheese
meat gets posted alone and it's good scran meat gets posted with the animal's back story it's psychopathicthinking face
>>222498438you accept cocks in your arse
>just learn a tra-ACK!
>>222498448nothing wrong with that rorke. go back to 1950s
>>222498448sent that freak to the slaughterhouse
leftypol frantically trying to fast travel to whiterun to no availslaughterrorke smiling deviously beneath the surface of a nearby river
How do I get abs and not be fat not eating doesn’t work so don’t say that say something else
what rustlers need to do, right, is allow buying a case of them over the internetright, nobody wants to be seen buying a rustlers, but they last a while and great bland food for hangovertoilthey really need to pull their finger out and get a clue on thisand actually their chicken sub one isn't bad at all
i can't live
>>222498455And as you go forth today, remember always, your duty is clear: to build and maintain those robots. Thank you.
>>222498394Yes dimwit, if someone thinks it's okay eat pigs then it should be okay whether or not they've seen the live animal beforehand. If you don't think it's okay then having it killed for you makes you a hypocrite. Not hard is it you spacker.
Japanese girls' armpits and feet
>>222498472show cock and i'll tell you
>>222498472do planks for one hour per day
>>222498494But I’ll get banned
>>222497889>>222497927You'll be happy to know I found it:A couple of years ago I was spending another Saturday night on 4Chan and playing minecraft/WOW and my dad knocked on my door. He said I could use his car to meet my friends if I wanted.I said I was OK, but when I went downstairs I found him crying in the kitchen. He didn't notice I'd seen him, so I slinked back into the hallway and shouted that maybe I would take the car, and not to wait up.I drove to the local supermarket carpark and spent a few hours in the car, using their wifi and listening to the radio.The next day he seemed so pleased and asked if I had a good night. I've been doing the same thing every weekend for a couple of years now.
A cautionary tale
>>222498482the showcase of it is disrespect. you wouldn't want it for your nan's funeral don't do it for a pig. whether you're eating it or not
girls with braces
*goes for a crafty nose-pick when nobodies looking*
there are scary and mental things in the world
*yawns loudly in all your faces*dull thread i'm off for a wank and then out for a cider
>>222498500One hour long plank or just totalling 1 hour
my willy
>>222498510An exceptionally boring story
>>222498475I buy a load of double cheeseburgers from maccies and keep them in the fridge they last for ages and after 40 seconds in the microwave they're almost as good as fresh
>>222498537either or but the latter is actually doable you need to develop your core musculature
alrightgoodbye
I am Fares I am full Belgian R1b.
>>222498542me when someone asks what i'm looking for with my magnifying glass
what did she mean by this
>>222498570don't fall for vile horse trickery
Germany.
>>222498396my response
should probably call dadberg shouldn't I
>>222498618ye
I am Fares I am full Irish R1b.
>>222498472swimming
>>222498592a you that big means thanks for plugging my fanny hole with your enormous willy
...
>>222498645haha maybe that's what she actually wanted guess ill never know now hahaha
How are people mad about net zero when the summers get hotter and hotter every year?
Now I'm going down to Emmet's Fix-It Shop to "fix Emmet"
>>222498685We're still coming out of an ice age, babe
Pale women with boobs and that little belly bump wearing a tight sundress
>>222498299>>222498391Bait and switch, and a social commentary on the value of life
>>222498716how about a friend
Side by side, you can't tell the difference between water and Sprite. But once they're in your mouth, you can immediately tell. Lesson in there.
just want sex
>>222498736No I want pale women with boobs and that little belly bump wearing a tight sundress
>>222497632I think the reason the southern us is a hellhole is because all the scot Irish who came
desperately looking for some british culture in this thread
>>222498740*waves*
>>222498491:skull:
Reminder that Burnham is pro-digital ID and VPN bans btw
just cleaned the bathroom, had a poo, then had a shower, feeling fresh
After being in Taiwan and Japan I can say that I think western culture is disgusting, dirty and filled with hedonistic fucks
>>222498768dont think anybody was under an assumption the new boss is anything but the same as the old boss
>>222498472>>222498642an adult male should be able to do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5VJZQwGcPA&
>>222498768It's coming regardless of who is PM, just accept it
true webm connoisseurs will recognise this tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXiwRmlCZ7E
>>222498395Leng
>climate change is normal!!>The last change happened gradually over thousands of years but the current change over a few decades is totally fine
>>222498823i say this all the time
>>222498781the entire planet becoming chinese is the only way humanity makes it past the 21st century
>>222498823was just saying this down the toby carvery
Don't care about abs just want to lose my belly fat
I'm a big fattyx
peng a leng a moo deng
>>222498842Legitimately I was shocked how nice the people in Taiwan were to me especially in the towns between major cities
got a bit of a belly
>Keir Starmer set to resign in JUST HOURS as PM's position 'no longer tenable'
>>222498455Soon newly built houses will be optimised for navigation by robots. They will be perfectly square bungalows.Having an old oddly shaped house will be a sign of wealth since it will require human craftmanship!
brb turning myself into a pale woman with boobs and a little belly bump wearing a tight sundress
>>222498879how does this affect you personally
>>222498851Same mate. I don't know what to do.
hopefully we get an emergency Diego day tomorrow to make up for Friday
>american reacts to
>>222498872could have just been their swindling chinaman instincts locked onto your wealthy western cracker ass
don't remember voting for this burnham chap :/
grand rising :)
Prim. Proper. British.
>>222498823climate change deniers are truly thick as shit
>>222498897Stability is good
>>222498642swimmers look fucking retardedjust become chinese instead https://youtu.be/Ne3K2r-u_zA
Imagine if everyone in the west was PoliteRespectfulCleaned up their parks Made sure everything looked nice Were nice to strangers You could leave your phone to charge at a train station You could leave a wallet at the park and no one take it You could even leave a laptop at a starbucks to go shit
>>222498921oops :)
>>222498921No one does. You vote for a party, not a prime minister. Why does no one understand this
I would simply not resign and I'd use my prime ministerly powers to imprison all challengers
>>222498917I remember when the police and the mayor took a photo with me after I said the town was awesome also some restaurant posted me on twitter lmao
one of my little mini fantasies is to rub soothing ointments on a woman's slightly sunburned bum
>>222498957you are the smartest man in the country
>>222498953Did you see your man Bellingham talking about the national anthem? Not very neoliberal now is it?
>>222498977ok
sorry aryans blond hair on grown men is cringe
>>222498957I know I just felt like being silly :p
>>222498957Not me. I vote for a Prime Minister.
>>222498959Doesn't he need support? Like american presidents can be removed by their own administration
>Police 'guided' the family of a hotel worker in 'toning down' their public statements after she was murdered by an asylum seeker – in case their words led to anti-immigration rioting.
>>222498940>You could leave your phone to charge at a train stationhow does this work
honestly think advances in plastic surgery will never overcome the basic fact that a good surgeon will have to have an artists eye for handsome facial proportion
>>222498999Yeah I'm fine thanks m8
>>222498801doo doo doo doo da doo doo
>>222499013yeah but he could threaten to call a snap election to get them to pipe down
>>222498988no it was neoliberal, he likes singing our anthem :)
Me and Rorke, both 100% Loyalists, drunk in a West Belfast pub singing rebel songs until dawn
>>222498801Lightbulb ahh chune
>>222499035this you?
>>222499022>Mag 6 earth quake woke me up >Only 4 hours of sleep >Go to the bathroom to piss >See I left my phone at the station charging >Think oh shit someone stole it >It's still there and the old man in broken English says he made sure no one stole it Fucking great man
Protein. Carbs. Fats.Calories in. Calories out.It's that simple people.
got drunk last night and spent hours watching 'veteran reunited with squid buddy' 'dad meets long lost son' 'chimp never forgot the scientist who rescued her' type videos againlove a good cry when I'm poo steaming
>>222499069
>>222499072Holy fucking based
rorke simply has no way of explaining thisnot a fucking hope
>>222498897that faggot burnham will instantly undo starmer's good work on immigrationit will be like the boris years all over again
for me, it's burning off what's left then getting on the test in autumn
Maltesers. In my mouth and out my arse.It's that simple.
wish my dick were as big as blackpool tower
>veteran reunited with squid buddy
>>222499078You're utterly boring sober so get drinking
white boy with a little motion
>>222499013He has a massive majority. The dissenters can resign and end their careers and just get replaced with Starmer supporters
>>222499022imagine youre in south africa
>>222499071didn't know you could charge phones at train stations
For me, it's wanking to random lesbian couples I find on social media
>>222499111>"Pvt. Calamari! Is that you!?
Hi everyone, it's nick. Welcome, welcome back to my channel.
off to the shops to buy some toothpaste
andy burnham, not a neoliberal is he..
>>222499096is this bird holding a fucking portal to jupiter O.o?
>>222499134you never seen charging lockers de lad?
>>222499134Without worrying about someone stealing it and it felt great only issue with train stations in Taiwan is that it smells like bleach
>>222499134there’s a lot of things you don’t know
>>222499157Shut the fuck up
>>222499134anon, are you okay...?
Gary Larryman and Trevor Bree
>>222499172meds
>>222499146pscr
they need to bring back the physical keyboard like on blackberries
>>222499164no :3>>222499167didn't know you were talking about taiwan>>222499168aye
Scraniel Day-Lewis
>>222499058the king would refuse him now since burnham could command a majority in parliamentif starmer were smart he would have blocked burnham and kept hold of that nuclear button
>>222499196>>222499196>>222499196
>>222499188Your posts are deleted for a reason
>>222499195who's "they" in this instance, the jews?
>>222499219>>222499219>>222499219
>>222499195this so much
>>222498932didn't know there were anythought people denied that it was anthroprogenic
>>222499157
>>222499146LOL
>>222497930>>222498105He stopped taking testosterone and his hormones are fucked
>>222499266based if true
