Gonna go see my nephews band perform tonight but until then it's videogametoil

moving out of my incel hovel and upgrading to an incel cabin

it's not much but my quality of incel life will improve

>>222814759
thats how many calories I've had today

>>222814812
you'll do nothing

inhaling woodchip dust

>>222814812
have quite a nice maisonette now but would quite like to move back into a little incel bedsit think thats where I belong

The weekend starts now. Actually starts at midnight but that is a more literal approach to the phrase.

done 574 steps today

>>222814721
ok rorke

>>222814680
the more common of the two

Another day of sitting in front of a computer and posting insane rubbish on /Brit/ again is it?

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learning about big alpha hotel

>>222814841
not for me, ill be at work in 45 hours

wondering what to wank to tonight

>>222814842
visited the fridge a couple of times did you

What drugs you taking drugmong

>>222814851
brown mum? fair enough good on your dad

>>222814882
Coffee

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>A Greek man has been found guilty of murdering his British ex-girlfriend in 2009 after the authorities initially ruled her death an accident.

Boomers man they really did not care. Come on let's go to the beach oh no she slipped and fell and drowned and died oh what a horrible accident and lazy foreign police go oh no what a horrible accident not again ok you're free to go

just got up and opened the window

I don't really have anything to say.

foraging for mushrooms in my incel cavern

also going to see if my traps secured any squirrels or rabbits for something more toothsome

>>222814824
Be kind.

>>222814833
You want to go back to sharing or do you mean you had a studio?

used to wank constantly as a teenager
used to constantly just cum on the carpet by the computer chair and rub it in
cannot begin to imagine the smell

my little brother is going through a proper chud incel stage and him and dad got into a bad argument bexause dadberg jokingly said 'happy wife', happy life' when referring to how unreasonable mumberg can be and my brother said verbatim: such a fucking cucked phrase dad grow a spine and my dad went apeshit and started punching the table and screaming at me to catch him as they were circling the table
dadberg eventually calmed down stopped and told him to get the fuck out of his house
he's currently outside vaping

mental to think a caveman just discovered he could create fire and then everybody started doing it

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Let's say hypothetically, that I'm consistently doing a gay porn dance, and let's suppose that I am also a zesty don (which I am). Reasonably couldn't we assume with these facts (which do not care about your feelings) and under these specific circumstances that it's highly likely my life a gay porn?

>toothsome
Enjoyed this word

>>222814809
good unc

>>222814951
runtlife!

>>222814971
s

still no reply from job interview toil but that's a good sign cos that means they haven't said no yet

>>222814954
not even hiding the fact you're spaino with this post

>>222814951
Bizarre lie

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nth for the gyaldem

>>222814982
Mindraped.

foid at toil said she wanted to fuck gary lineker

>>222814982
Loud and proud it's me, Spaino.

>>222814971
sc

>>222814951
>he's currently outside vaping
s

*me 3mm tall looking at an ant*
Perfect height for a standing blowjob

>>222814999
the crisp man

>>222814951
Didn't happen tho did it

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Disassembled my laptop to learn how to do it and replaced the thermal paste just to do anything and apparently it fixed a problem with it getting freezed after 30 mins of work.

i saw the toil "foid" she comes out like 2x a year

>>222814996
No heatherfungus, noticing patterns is not being mindraped (like you are by black cock)

>>222815019
now you can charge people money to do this for them

>>222815005
Good for you Spaino lad, you got these tards seething

any toil foids in

any tall foids in

sir laptop repairer

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The Black Swan's discourse

>>222815031
Project on HP

mouldman arguing with a chatbot again

nonce moid from "toil" sewered me
ew

tip: if you ever need to make sure something is level you can use water as a reference

>>222815031
He's not heather, I am

this AI stuff is too confusing

Terry Cruz was on a podcast saying he has 10 hour goon seshes
We gettin representation finally, goongang!

>>222815081
what on earth am i looking at

cutting my arm off and letting it grow back like a lizard

>>222814951
Your brother sounds based

try to open up in here and people take the piss. nice one lads

>>222815146
mate it doesn't work like that, don't do it

Can i repair your laptop, mate?

I'm going back to my mr robot arc.

Have a vague motivation to water the grass but not enough motivation to actually get up and do it

>>222815159
what's wrong petal x

>>222815175
do a gay rain dance

whole cock needs coming off

>>222815132
Man he puts me to shame
I figured working out was only to get slags in real life
I never figured working out could be used to extend your gooning to 10 hours gooncave goon sessions

He's making me look at things differently now

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It feels too warm again. Might have a few cold ones to cool down in a bit. It Friday x

Mad how anyone is making plans beyond 2030.

By that point there will be a full Digital ID system, programmable CBDC, basically totally enslaved

>>222815133
heathermong's AI spam

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>>222815175

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mad how this was real

gotta stop writing "fuck" on the youtube search bar every time I forget what I wanted to search

>>222815228
quite reasonable

neighbourberg died :/

>>222815228
why would an african witchdoctor want an african team to lose dont get it

>>222815175
This is literally me, but replace "water the garden" with "sort my entire runt life out".

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>>222815258
Bet the sheds unlocked, grab yourself some of the tools and go down cash converters

>>222815216
cannot imagine being over 15 and having this shite saved on your computer. gommunist bad. liberal snowflake. snoyboy. nice one cody, keep it up.

>>222815261
but the african team did win

our Kane beat that witch doctor to a pulp after the match and then he said "one nil to the white man" and drove off

>>222815258
damn he ain’t gonna be in rush hour 3

>>222815261
he stopped kane from scoring against ghana

Big Lib Dem weekend ahead

>>222815258
he died so kane could score next game

>>222815258
I'm sorry lad :(

>>222815274
BPCR

>>222815258
>>222815316
F*

mad how some people actually have wives
imagine that

>>222815258
F

absolutely desperate for a poo
can tell its going to be a massive one
wish me luck lads

>>222815284
absolutely fucking done him

absolutely despise old people

>>222815351
Ive got one, shes presently in the shower after finishing work. Ill keep you posted

if a woman ever accused me of sexually assaulting her it's end credits on my life
nobody would even doubt her claim, even my own mates and family
i just have such a rapey vibe that im scared to even walk alone in case i start raping myself

>>222815355
remember not to strain too hard lad
just get relaxed and let it do its thing

>>222815377
that's mad how did you get one

>>222815284
what's weird is him spamming it here of all places

>>222815373
got any grandparents?

>>222815274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0FKzPfsxA4

goes hard with rorkeypops webm

>>222815373
painting with a rather large brush today

Blow up black niggers

>>222815395
I met her at work, we were in the same team. We both had a day off and so we went to a bar, got drunk and we kissed. 10 years later I married her

drinking a can of lager

I've actually lost weight since moving to my nan's and only eating what she makes

Can smell my pimples leaking pus

>>222815422
*gets blown up*

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it was kino

>>222815417
see >>222815422

right that's it i'm on the biscuits

>>222814777
mental how she probably sucked baroque o'barmer's chunky black willard once

feel raped today

We are the soldiers of the IDF
The world's most moral army
And we've discovered a solution to
A most perplexing quandary

>>222815422
in Minecraft?

bring back ska

>>222815391
yeah went great
just one unbroken snake with almost no effort needed
chuffed with that result

Sorry but caring about football beyond watching a couple world cup games is a sign you're mentally underdeveloped/ subhuman

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>>222815510
>>222815510

realised I might be bi but only for big muscle men
normal men don't arouse me at all

Leftypol gathering signatures on the Minecraft server to house Endermen spawned in Rorke's Enderman farm

>>222815578
ooh you're hard

I hate cops

>>222815597
same but for hormone feminised men with penises

Seeing iron maiden next week any fit birds going or are they a blokeband

>>222815600
?
Clearly I hit a nerve

>>222815578
what do thinking men do instead

>>222815616
who are the ghoulish, the nightmarish, the diseased corpse creatures on the cover of every Iron Maiden album?
the guys from Iron Maiden

A tgirl without her penis is like an angel with her wings clipped

>>222815616
There might be some rough 40 year olds smoking roll ups, covered in tattoos and haunted by terrible life choices. Which is to say you have a great chance at getting your cock sucked

picturing the kind of drooling NPC that posts
>FOY
when someone says ass or literally seethes when someone posts ragebait xitter caps

they must be operating at extremely low level of consciousness

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>>222815081
These are literally all me. How have I had this effect on you?

>>222815412
boppin

>>222815654
Recently get FOY'd did you?

>>222815598
scr

>>222815649
agreed tbqh, not really into the transes but occasionally I do like the idea of a very feminine looking one with a little willard flopping around

>>222815637
Watch anime and play video games

>>222815649
Thank you for saying this, most people are not brave enough to speak up

>>222815664
do you see any FOYs in the thread?
no, but expecting one at this post >>222815603
coming any moment now

>>222815616
Metal community is genuinely its own thing mate, never not been to a show where there isn't fit women there.

>>222815650
You neglected to say if they are men or women.

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>>222815681
would love to kill her with a shovel

>>222815598
br

>>222815681
and the enemy being?

>>222815691
Can you really afford to be picky

rorke attacking his nan with a smite ii diamond sword

>>222815579
>casual racism toward Irish people in everyday life and in publicly broadcast media in the UK.
excuse me? where?

>all white small town or village
>union flag bunting everywhere
>no we don't usually, it's for england
>st george cross would be racist so we use this

>>222815727
grow up little child

>>222815730
bend it like beckham. it's literally in the fucking screenshot

I'm reality where I live:
>all white small town
>dirty ripped up England flags on lampposts everywhere
>we want to intimidate the browns o algo
>we are racist (the village is 95% white)

my dad loves reggae and r&b and black women and black people really seem to like him too
his last gf was a jet black nigerian

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I love the fact that my very existence makes Rorke seethe.

That's not all! She called me Spaki, but I guess you wouldn't understand what that feels like, would you?

bum it, stick it up your arse

reached act 2 of baldur's gate and still haven't seen that green girl since the prologue why even is she on the game cover

Bend it like Beckham?
Think i'd rather be Bended by Mbappe! x

>>222815785
That town turned from all white to 95% white in just 4 lines of text. Immigration is out of control, the place will be 0% White after a mere paragraph

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I didn't realise it was a sprint pole week and I completely missed sprint quali

I hate sprint weeks they fuck up the schedule

>>222815200
visualsounds1 she cute

>>222815802
>jet black nigerian
commiserations. I'm a chocoholic too and even I know that if they're not east african they're not worth it. kenyan, sudanese, tanzanian, etc.
some of the girls from the smaller caribbean islands are nice and less arrogant than jamaicans too, though they're never quite as dark

>>222815827
UMbappe

>>222815802
sounds ;like me except the black stuff

nowadays they'd call it bender it like beckham really, theyd call it that trust me

There's certain things the state, the elites, the rich don't want you to know
Ask yourself why

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>>222815701

some fat guy tried to talk to me in the co-op and I just ignored him and walked off

>>222815886
for my good obviously

>BBC Sport trying to pretend Wimbledon is important to English people

>>222815848
she was a fitness freak and had a great body tbf
she kept tutting whenever I was playing a video game and that ended up causing the argument that made her leave

in america the police at least arrest the blacks after they brutalize you https://x.com/CaldronPool/status/2072902248364224580

got a grey alien that lives in my shed

looking up how to use Curanail to cure my fungal nails

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>thinking about all of the times I completely fucked it up with attractive girls and remained a virgin

>>222815822
you have to try real hard to miss her

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>>222815711

>>222815898
im watching right now. i dont know much about tennis but nothing else is on

rememebr dubai chocoalte

Not sure what to do now the Proton Mail and Mullvad VPN guys both outed themselves as ultra right chuds :/

runtish, disgruntled slug man in

beep beep

>>222815912
nev erhappened to me

>>222815898
must've been a tutsi

>>222815933
Isnt that a sex term for when an oil baron shits on a white prostitute

>>222815933
dubai chocolate labubu

All the things she said, all the things she said
Running through my head, running through my head
This is not enouuugh

>>222815952
another chud hosted by his own peter

>>222815957
It was which is why said oil barons invented a gimmick chocolate with pastry and pistachio inside and gave it the same name and then spent billions forcing it in the media to flood the results and change the meaning of the phrase

>>222815978
Ktim

>>222815952
misread that as bandages and was laughing thinking about rorke having a go at people with burns and cuts for being woke

>>222815952
all he does is defend israel these days
the spiked magazine writers claim to be epic contrarians when they just say and do the opposite of anything left-wing

>>222815889
engagement bait
she's a whore

>>222815274
rorke... we need you to do the forbidden black pussy technique to protect harry kane. for england rorke.

What do you think the pygmies in the Congolese jungle are doing and thinking right now??

guys the loud mf from upstairs moved out and has been replaced with a dainty woman who surely will not break the sound barrier with every step they take

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>>222815938
lmao i love this, i imagine on some days you are disgruntled, realise you are a runtish slug and seek similar people

>>222816012
watching youtube

elle fanning feet

hi everybody

>>222815991
I think the US just sunk loads of money into pistachio farming and needed something to do with all the products since normal people just don't eat that many pistachios. But I do prefer the oil sheikh poo conspiracy theory

there's a global cocoa shortage
and I'm not talking about rorke's bedroom

>>222816012
Several of them are in an overcoat trying to convince a normal.Congolese they are in fact 1, very tall, person

>>222816023
all me

>>222816023
Could probably try and figure out what sets off the runtish disgruntled slug man by the dates and what happened on them

>>222816023
right...
but how about them spurs

>>222816038
be quiet

oh my days it was absolute scenes

>>222816067
only fans

>>222815681
>each flag must be respected individually

absolutely the fuck not, this is Britain. our flag is an amalgamation of these previous flags. the act of union says these places and parts of Britain are united forever. Wales, England, Scotland are fifa teams. Britain is our island nation

no respect for inbred medieval separatist regional nationalism

Words I can't say on /brit/:

1. Nigger

>>222815802
based

>>222816023
what happened on the 22nd and 23rd of june?

bro had two back to back disgruntled days

any mercurial, capricious, fickle, erratic, vacillating man in?

I thought that I was dreaming when you said you love me

Police have described the suspect as runtish, disgruntled and resembling a slug-man and have warned the public not to approach him

my tgirl girlfriend is magic! she waves her princess wand and i am under her spell!

Interested to see how quickly boomer over the road removes his giant house sized England flag after we get knocked out by mehico ariba ariba on Monday

>>222816023
Is he the same one which asks if there are any aryan beasts roaming around

>walk 26 miles in one month
jesus christ do people really struggle to walk a mile a day?

What if humans had gills

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You're 5 steps away from home and the Chaser is breathing down your neck.

What are we locking in?

because england and scotland played the first intnational soccer game fifa let them keep their own flags

>>222816139
B

got the wine breathing

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>>222816117
right now I'm dangerous

i'm a dominate alpha romeo

>>222816112
Oh I don't know? Maybe that applies to me? I simply can't decide>

>>222816117
"He was truly horrible to behold: worthless, pot-bellied, slant-headed, snub-nosed, hunchbacked, leather-skinned, club-footed, knock-kneed, short-armed, sleepy-eyed, bushy-lipped – in short, an absolute miscreant."

-PC Smith on the suspect

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>>222815842
aaah same. I got a notification and thought it was for free practice

get in lewis still

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>>222815842
Sir Lewis Hamilton, 7 time world champion

>>>/sp/f1 will be seething

i am pictish by blood

Arse Arse, wherever you may be
I need my cock in your boypussy
It could be worse, could be a gash
Flapping your lips for a bit o' cash

there is a disgruntled and runtish slug man in the thread rn and i am scared

Mate I live in a SHITHOLE everywhere is disgusting and nowhere is safe
Walking a marathon a month will cause me a mental health crisis from how grim this area is
That's if I don't get stabbed and mugged first

>>222816139
Porky has a stammer and wile doesnt speak at all. Slyvester all day, and that my final answer Jeremy

i am ' ummy '

>>222815205
>>222815081
yet literally none of those have anything to do with "heather". you are a schizo

>>222816168
would you be more scared to find out there are two?

Sir Porkeir Stammer

>>222816167
Don't recall the Mathew Harding Stand singing this

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>>222816130
could well be, there is no day where both were around, and i expect he cannot both be an aryan beast and a disgrunted runtish slug

You should learn about UK law. You quoted Florida law to me and I subsequently lost my appeal. And the Floria law wasn't even right either

>>222816191
sup mouldie

>>222816212
Rorke posting random photos and expecting us all to know the backstory

>>222816212
me personally, i'd be bricked up

Any fat natty cheb man in

just go out and walk 30 minutes a day
do it in Jaywick, Blackpool, Middlesbrough, Grimsby, Scunthorpe, Hartlepool, Barrow-in-Furness, Burnley, Accrington, Rochdale, Oldham, Bolton, Wigan, Stoke-on-Trent, Crewe, Rotherham, Doncaster, Barnsley, Worksop, Mansfield, Ashington, Redcar, Blyth, Bootle, Widnes, Skelmersdale, Birkenhead, Corby, Clacton-on-Sea, Great Yarmouth, Hastings, Dover, Keighley, Dewsbury, Sunderland, Washington, South Shields, Jarrow, Wallsend, Peterlee, Spennymoor, Bishop Auckland, Shildon, Newton Aycliffe, Stockton-on-Tees, Darlington, Redditch, Telford, Wolverhampton, Walsall, Dudley, West Bromwich, Smethwick, Bilston, Tipton, Brierley Hill, Kidderminster, Nuneaton, Tamworth, Cannock, Chesterfield, Ilkeston, Swadlincote, Coalville, Boston, Wisbech, Thetford, Lowestoft, Felixstowe, Harwich, Tilbury, Basildon, Southend-on-Sea, Luton, Slough, Kettering, Wellingborough, Chatham, Gillingham, Margate, Ramsgate, Folkestone, Ashford, Torquay, Paignton, Weston-super-Mare, Bridgwater, Yeovil, Camborne, Redruth, Penzance, Cumbernauld, Greenock, Coatbridge, Kilmarnock, Airdrie, Dundee, Paisley, Clydebank

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gooning mode activated

>>222816263
get stabbed by a wog in 80% of those places if you're out for 30 mins

any alpha-male lion in

>>222816222
not a clue

>>222816261
................... yh

feet fucking STINK

>>222816263
my hometown

>>222816225
We might need a team on this, some days he is merely a slugman, others a runtish disgruntled slugman. Im also hearing reports he may also be an aryan beast. What resources you need you can have, but I need actionable intel before month end at the latest

You have never been to Ilkeston (aka illston), never been to Cotmanhay for sure either
Never been to Long Eaton i bet neither
Never been to Stapleford (aka Stabbo) too
Living in the dead end nuclear waste that lies between Derby, Leicester and Shottingham is pure poverty despair and depression
It's GRIM GRIM GRIM

>>222816177
Why don't you simply move to a nice middle class town in Sussex?

>>222816269
She’s so cute

>>222816263
Teeside mentrioned! boro is slag central

>>222816290
this was me then i got some anti bacterial stuff
some of the reviews talked about using it on their dogs but it cleared mine right up

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arabs are whiter than you niggas said they were you know

>>222816249
Don't like this at all keep your fetish behind close doors don't force it on other people and families

Diego come home

>>222816337
they probably got beheaded for posting these

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>>222816337
wallahi bro morocco is white i swear bro

any vile pathetic runtish disgruntled slug of an aryan beast man in

post so good the thread dies for 3 minutes

>>222816337
likely pre-arab genetics then

remember Anders Behring Breivik?

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>>222816159
>>>>/sp/f1 will be seething

based

>>222816306
my neighbour :)

>>222816288
alri lad share with the rest of yeah

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>America turns 250 tomorrow

Wonder if they'll make it another 250 years. Based on their current trajectory I'd say they'll be lucky to make it another 50 years.

rorke the second he enters black pussy
>my hips th-they’re moving on their own!!

>>222816364
Me

>>222816337
makeup
whitening cream
skin bleaching
etc

>>222816364
yep that's me

>>222816295
i think the transforming slugman is different from the aryan beast
these entities are growing in numbers and we must act fast
i am assembling a team...

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>remember

Spread your arse and shake that shit

>>222816212
sisterberg when i took one of her sausages

>>222816387
*camera filters

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>>222816393
CAN'T CORNER THE DORNER

fuck all the bullshit and joking around

any actual virgins in /brit/?