Nicholas Prosper edition
any normal lad in
pissing on the floor
What if l changed my legal name to Grindleberg
any enjoys the smells of his own farts man in
nth for the baddiedem
Redditflags down againAnybody out there
Any aggrieved aryan runtish slug beasts in
>>222816497hi
Your favorite basketball team?
pan frying some chook
>>222816526Washington Generals
just violently sneezed 10 times
If I kill myself will I just be dead forever or do I get to reincarnate as a cute girl
>>222816228>white lad gets assaulted by blacks>doesn't even defend himself>female cop jumps in to arrest the white lad because she's scared of blacks>blacks walk off scot-free
>>222816546bizarre lie
>>222816548If reincarnation is real, chances are youre getting reborn and an impoverished Indian or Chinese male
>Given Spaino's history of posts, it's plausible he's the user with the Mexican flagThanks ChatGPT
>>222816526Chicago bulls because its the only one I know and I only know it because of space jam
if I was reencarnated as a cute girl I would be an absolute gigawhore
>>222816575not even
Spread that arse, shake it rorke!
Malaponte in?I've applied to join Patriotic Alternative
what are things i could add to the filterbaddiedem/gyaldem/holodemeating/scranning a poojust opened a windowshe's spiraling out for youbizarre lieraping my own arseanything that adds absolutely nothing?
>Meghan Trainor opens up about living with vaginismus, IBS, PTSD, ADHD, sciatica, pelvic floor dysfunction, anxiety, panic disorder and recurring anal fissures from bowel movements
>>222816617if you count the space between bizarre and lie then it is an even 11 characters
>>222816632Kill yourself
>>222816551one of them had a knife too
>>222816644my posts get them filtered
>>222816551except you can see that that other copper is chasing after them
>>222816653>makes a career out of being obese>surprised when she develops illnesses due to being obese
>>222816644>things i COULD add to the filteryou'll do nothing
>>222816653bet she still won't go out with deegs...
scronning a poo
>>222816655...ok
yo that's messed up
you'll poo nothing
Were we too harsh on him?
>>222816717bowelberg when I don't eat fruit or veg for a week
Im a 76ers fan but i might have to become a lakers man
Ah yes the fabled poodem, famous for *checks notes*... pooing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnXK9l69wWI
>>222816677the nons spoke with the police and walked off
another week done only about 3000 left then i can die in peace
Thankfully 4chan-Turbo has semantic filtering.Can't be sat fiddling with regular expressions all day.No, that's not for me.I know the fiddling with the computer endlessly is fun for you neeks.My time is too valuable you see.With semantic filtering /brit/ is just an awesome experience.Curated by the intelligence of trillions of hyperparameters.
>>222816644yanks
Being an atheist is considered an act of terrorism in Saudi ArabiaYet being violent islamic fundementalist with child wives is totally legal
>>222816744ive been pooing at an elite level for years but ive never been recognised for it
>>222816551nothing good happens when you're out that late
Can’t imagine how mentally ill you’d have to be to spend ages on /brit/ curating a long filter list
why don't we shoot rubbish into deep space, space is infinite
mad how if you get in a fight in the us or uk youre likely to get your cranium blown to pieces or your head sliced off with a mandems samurai sword, here a fight is just a fight
>>222816779should inform them of this
>>222816801google AI is such a massive kissarse even for an LLM
>>222816653>anal fissures>opens up
>>222816801would take sub-80 IQ to care when a chatbot tells you how great you are
>>222816814must feel like heaven when your head clatters on that red australian dirt
>>222816684need to be a bit more careful so i'll enable stubs for now and see what i'm missing
>>222816653what happened architect lads, I thought she was "all about that bass"!
Anyone got a decent list of comment filters? Just ticked off baddiedem and cronem
>>222816653doesn't make comfy mornings that
I don't give a shit. Cause them mans are pricks.
I personally filter everything that isn't an Employed Woman post
In love with toilfu
>>222816888think we need to be a bit more careful with things like cr*nem I almost missed this post
>>222816912how did you know we were talking about filters then
Any Anarchist man in?
>>222816919ktim
something quite gay about people showing off their filters
>>222816825I typically have to beat it into submission to get these answers
cгonem giving вaddiedeм a good seeing to
Ban this spamming British flag
>>222816945was for a decade
>>222816967What changed?
>>222816931so true
what about honey roast pivot table
>>222816770just ask ai to write the regex
Rorke's band
>>222816956so what do you get out of an AI agreeing with everything you say after you've instructed it to agree with everything you say?
get the dinner on
>>222816779unfortunately i think Saudi made child brides illegal some years ago
are sierra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVPTYr3zDc8
>>222816986
cant believe its july 4th again and i still dont have a sweet american gf from a flyover state
raining outsideI myself am inside, where it remains dry
maybe it would be a good idea to quit all internet. no scrolling no nothing. just clue gaining. nothing to do but clue gain since there is no alternative. a book. an instrument. a hobby. the outdoors. a clue gained.
i think i shatered me pants
>>222816943It's a not so subtle admission, basically bragging.Most of these posts are made by "Employed Woman", including the post you're replying to.The Discord crew loves to inflict psychic warfare on /brit/ like this. Most are too stupid to recognise it.
"I'm an old school soukous head yep." - Dr. Congo
>>222816994>after you've instructed it to agree with everything you say?I've literally never done this. I out argue it with facts and logic
>>222817036You need a phone and internet to survive in the modern world thoughbeit. Even homeless people have smartphones, as a necessity.Ol' uncle Ted predicted all this way back when.
I'm a very busy man
it's my father's birthday tomorrow. I haven't seen him in years. hope he's sad and cries that he doesn't have his kids anymore
>>222816551Female police are fucking useless
feel the hydrationhttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1783094763213393.webm
>>222817084Dan?
should I scran a kizza, munchy box or dominomes hmmmmmmm
>>222817106No
>>222816994he's essentially getting thumbs up from this a guy who looks like this pretending to be a robot with prewritten responses
>>222817121
Dominos is way pricey desu
cryinghttps://youtu.be/INGJ-_j2XH8?si=9DchYuzRoNoOTv7r
>>222817113all of the above
>>222817113just had a dominos delivered myselfcan't go wrong with a classic dominos Hot n Spicy now can you
>>222817087what happened here?
>>222817141yes dominos is crap.
can't shag Meghan Trainor's pussy and/or arse
>>222817132here its pretty cheaptho i haven't had dominos in over a year so maybe its expensive now
>>222817147a rabbi outside a porn studio scared a female cop during an active shooting
>>222817141mental how the coca-cola softens the pizza in your mouth and helps it go down smooth and easy
>>222816526my craptors
>>222816980Too much to explain on a basketweaving forum. It's really an ideal more than any specific prescription, and I still have the ideal of freedom which is the spirit of America, but I've come to be a western chauvinist really. Also come to see just how much of a LARP most "power" is.
>>222817098
>>222817087did she accidentally shoot an innocent or something
got my cock on
>>222817036This will be me after I move to New Mexico
whole cock needs coming off
>>222817182oh no anudda shoaah
a bit drunk now
>>222817212When you deep it nobody is truly "innocent".
>>222817043Shut it down!
Timmy could never
>>222816441Why do you Brits like Clem so much?
>>222817141Prepared by bangladeshi lads sneezing in to it
>>222817147they gave a badge and a gun to a female
>>222817262Always liked this. One of the jiggliest arses.
>>222817264he was the post war pm that had a more optimistic vision than churchill
"Got the old school Soukous on," said Dr Congo. He started dancing, and it did please the Lord...
>>222817281scr
>>222817264youtuber radbrad named his real life daughter after clementine
>>222815860There it is again.
>>222817262you have to go back
>>222817281Only oldfags will get this
>>222817134soul..
still cryinghttps://youtu.be/6oFUEnaqwQQ?si=vNDmV7IUMH4khh5v
i'm crine
genuinely might just dance in my room with my headphones on all evening
>>222817322get it all out
i am full american r1b
consuming enough sodium to put me in a coma
borderline nsfw that
>>222817281aha
have hundreds of hours in a baseball management simulator but never watched a game of baseballwonder how many autistic yankoids are like that with football manager
>>222817345fank u xhope youse win today x
er
what even is that
White men are eminent scientists, but Black men can be eminent athletes, musicians and stage performers. There is a place for everyone in God's creation.
8,000 hours in 4th period P.E. rounders simulator
Right well that's animated bestiality posted on /brit/Fairly certain that's illegal in this country
>>222817406wokes gone utterly bonkers
Tonight I am Cabo Verdean
first tin of the eve crackedhave submitted the requisition of a sesh form 1a-c
we need a night of the long knives where we kill all faketriots
i'm entering my darkrorke arc
you can ruin my makeup
>>222817467You mean you're black now rorke???
RIGHT decided against the scranny box, the kizza and the 'dominoes just going to keep it simple with some salted pasta
>>222817482Tell your mates. Not us.
Feeling down? Add a piece of poo to your life x
I don't know why I'm in love with toilfu.She is mid. She is overweight. She is married with children. If we are alone together at toil we don't really have much to say to eachother although if we do talk we do get along well.Is proximity to someone really all it takes?Maybe men and women shouldnt toil together
get the foreign language learntget the mind honed
>>222817087I agreek
>>222817482could have at least had a cheeky spoon of pesto through it?
For me? Animated beast on /gif/Lost gallons of spaff in that thread
>>222817502your mates more like>>222817523vile green muck
>>222817532sorry about your upbringing
just going to watch youtube until i do pass out toil from this gin
What happened with whoremumanon? Any updates?
>>222817322chuune..
mad how Jools Holland already has the NYE program in the can
>>222817517si senor
>>222817542I was raised well I just love degen wanks sometimes
>>222817532Personally think you belong in prison for that
>>222817517Well said
>>222817517I refuse to learn gendered languages. It's stupid and needlessly complicates things.
In the usa they make you perform an intricate ancestral dance and if you fail a single step you get shot
>>222817532just watch a dirty russian vid
>>222817517for what purpose
>>222817559just say "jools" matewe will know who you mean
graduated summer cum loud from a rustlers group university
any unprotected anal sex with the gf man in?
>>222817559Jooles Miles Holland OBE DL? Or are you talking about a different Jooles Holland?
>>222816945Wouldn't say I'm an anarchist, but I'd take that over what we have now.
got my knife out
>>222817609Dixxed. I know exactly where that is
mad taylor swift has a song about travis' big dick shagging her comparing it to a redwood tree
>>222817642Cut your cock off mate, you don't need it
They only thing that unites the left and right in Britain is that pikeys are scum.
>>222816801It actually started with cromwell, lad, but ok.
>>222817614Have done it a couple of times but have to say I think bum fun is quite overrated and im too much of a germophobe neurotic neat freak to really relax into it
aus vs egyptcouldn't be less arsed about either of these jobbers
>>222817646travis of the sing sing sing fame?
want australia to make it just so we can laugh at the kiwis
>>222817549glad you like it x
>>222817662Seriously. What is the fucking POINT
sick to basterding death of T-shirts shrinking and becoming unwearable after one wash
>>222817652Lots of lefties pretend to care about pikeys though
r/tiktoknsfw is mental
As a bottom it really is too much fucking hassle to prep for sex sometimes, better not to bother and do something else
>>222817614alri mr gaiman lad
>>222817658Would it gross you out less if you penetrated her instead?
>>222817614this but the bf
>>222817710aha
>>222817700only time i tried sex with a lad when i thought i was bi curious got loads of poo on my knob and i think it turned me straight
>>222817692Could be you're becoming larger
East Africa is the best place for black women, because you get dark Arab-looking types from the Horn and then the absolute blackest of vantablack blacks from the Sudan, Kenya, etc.West Africans, you can keep. But East Africans? I'm a big fan.
idea: a place for you to stick your cock, preferably not a hole filled with poo
gripping my knifebrits cant even do this
even australia has a wog on their team
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782965155963608.webm
>>222817722gay men would be turned on by that gay men get turned on by pooey public toilets
What do you think women think of while getting shagged up the arse?
>>222817733She's an absolute munter though?
>>222817722
>>222817738I do not enjoy your company.
drinking 3 shots of whiskey before i go out for an italian meal with the gfs family because i have mental health
>>222817738how about a nice warm slick cloaca?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egRzWf-d1UI
still can't believe that croatian goal was disallowed yesterday
>>222817733Not really selling it if thats the best example looks like something of a red nose day advert
Every manifestation of human culture, every product of art, science and technical skill, which we see before our eyes today, is almost exclusively the product of the Aryan creative power
>>222817782that tends to be full of poo
>>222817722much like men get turned on by persuading women to do icky things that they don't really want to do, so gay men are roused to tumescence by the idea of a straight man 'dabbling' and ending up with a shitten shaft becaked in poof-poo
will be in the matchy if you need me lads
>>222817662they having a mid off
>>222817722Was a lad at school who had sex with a girl and came out as gay the next day
australia are playing
>British teen declared brain-dead after hotel balcony fall in Athens
shes in love with who i am back in high school i used to bus it to the dance
>posts oversized carved wooden phallusTake that, rorke
>>222817826just needed the first 5 words really
>>222817825not the same without cahill
>>222817826>fallbe honest, did he jump or not?
Would you shag a girl while she's on the rag?In my experience if they aren't feeling too sick or in too much pain they tend to be VERY horny during that period
read for 4 hours todaywon't be responding to negative replies
>>222817826I blame Athens, that place is a shithole
>>222817849what did you read :)
>>222817826it happened again
>>222817826Children dying isn't funny neither is the gore you periodically spam frankly I would like to see you killed and never post again
>>222817848had an ex that was into itwas a bit weird when you finished seeing bits of her fanny lining or what look like clots on your knob when you went to wash it but wasn't that messy
>>222817854it's the only worthwhile city in greeceyou have athens and thessaloniki and uhh, patras
>>222817848yea of course have before
>>222817802prescient, perspicacious and witty post
>>222816551Reminds me of the time that guy got stabbed the arrested for having been stabbed, while the shitskin that stabbed him walked away
rorke shaking his fatty and crying
centrist dads love to speak about the dullest politician on planet earth in blokey endearing terms and imply they love a cheeky pint and game of footy
Ugh I can feel my period coming on...
>>222817882fuck off simon jordan
>>222817873teens aren't children and people dying is funny, phaggot
>>222817879>concrete shanties on top of one another = worthwhile
watching a TV show that's supposed to be great but i'm not really into it. no i will not tell you what it is
>>222817904s
>>222817873Im not the gore poster
supposed to help dadberg move tomorrow but I'm getting steaming
>>222817863The Inheritance of Rome by Chris Wickham x
>>222817910Won't be so funny when the cartel does it to you Juan
>>222817918We are the only witnesses to your "existence".
>>222817918My honest reaction to Utopia
dont bother watching the new cape fear its absolute SHITE
>>222817939not true
Is drinking just because I'm stressed out just a bit sad? I think so, sounds like something you lot would do.
genuinely believe friday post 5pm in london during summer is the best place to be on earth
>>222817935get raped
>>222817939posts like this are the very reason i'm so reticent
>>222817964shut up
>>222817918pluribus
>>222817964Wouldn't want to be there because of all the biomass
we almost lost detroit
might play a bit of half life
*looks up reticent*haha yeah
ayg creg
At 9pm tonight /brit/ will see a world exclusive: the first magick spell to ever be cast online - LIVE!
>it will take at least 3 years to me to become good looking>i'll be a +30 unc
contextualising a wank
no more neeks beyond this point---------------FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL
>>222817969your mums a sketicunt
football
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1783101952430720.webm
not watching aussiemong vs Egyptbot
>>222818018im a neek and you can't stop me*does a little dance*
>>222817980go to the central parts where all the finance bros work and you dont have to worry about it
new neighbours moved in today and i can already hear their fucking kid through the wall it is so so over
>>222818015its a myth/cope that men age like wine
>>222818034where her cock and balls at?
>>222818011will you be disabling all nuclear weapons around the world
>>222818057grow up
>magicheh... a mere child's pastime.....>magicknah fuck off don't bring that shit here it's too dangerous
hope the aussies beat the pyramids for lachlan x
Stremio update has fucked it, keeps crashing and making my stupid gay Linux box unusable.
>>222818050he'll quiet down in 10 or so years
>>222817968done that bookw*rm
did you guys saw that ai meme with halaand and vini jr doing that White Chicks car scenethey even commented on the video!
>>222818056So mexico flag, read any good books lately?
magic is quite literally real by the way, they use it in advertising and propaganda and not in a metaphorical way
prolonged eye contact with the toilfu
I don't have friends or a girlfriend and I'm also unemployed
>>222818090jellyfin chads?i regret to inform you, we stay winnin', niggaaaaaassss
cant listen to any british music seeing as it's almost 4th of july
>>222818111my gf does offerings on full moons and other such stuff, find it a bit weird really
>>222818072what about magicka ?
>>222818110i don't really like to read booksi don't even read manga and prefer to just watch anime
>>222818104https://www.instagram.com/reel/DaSCSoWCdAx/haha so funny
>>222818125you'll fit right in here lad
>>222818128they didn't believe in us. GOD DID
dinner is almost ready
>>222818142bet she reeks
>>222818104no mate. i don't look at rubbish like that
>>222818128>>222818162based kings
>>222818169just not true is it
barack obama
>>222818050I had indians neighbours move in once and they kept blasting their shitty dinga dinga music even after I asked them to keep it down. That episode culminated in me putting speaker directly too the floor and getting steaming until 7am blasting every tune I know....you can't be polite with some people, sadly.
>>222818034sex
>>222818180strange and hurtful response
dvde I ALSO use the heckin software....
>>222818125Are you at least having fun?
you talk way too much /brit/
>>222818210>>222818210>>222818210
that's it then
I'm going to repost this in the new.But it's not really open source is it? FFmpeg, Jellyfin, Plex.No, not really.
>>222818188you got rattled
>>222818174na shes just eastern european
