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>>222818210

Po

Sir Did Saw

breakfast
dinner
tea

will not be having any soft handed southron tell me otherwise

>>222818210
*tears it up into little pieces*

>>222818248
breakfast
lunch
dinner
supper

DINGADINGADINGADINGADINGADINGADINGA DINGADINGADINGADINGA

>>222818225
what country and who are the offerings to

Rorke tells me that football youth academies are massively biased against White players to fulfill some diversity quotas or something

Leftypol tells me that White people are just shit at football and that's why there is so many Black players

What's the truth, /brit/?

>>222818253
patriot type shit

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>>222818229

cut my finger on frozen pizza packaging
want die

>>222818266
i don't know

>>222818267
predictable and unfunny, basically spam

It's not really open source is it? FFmpeg, Jellyfin, Plex.

No, not really.

>>222818223
It worked, they never blasted their shitty music again.

Diego is the nickname we use for noted /brit/ poster homealoneeveryfridaynight because he once said he looks like Diego Rivera

patiently waiting for the alcohol to cure my boredom

*clears throat*

the things they find when they perform an autopsy on heatherfreak's brain are going to send the scientific world into a frenzy

Nothing will ever get better and I need to die

>>222818286
what made him this way

I just put ITV on the black newsreader said it was 7 o'clock

whats going on?

>>222818327
*tonsil stone flies out*

>>222818342
It'll just be a black hole

>>222818300
https://git.ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg.git
https://github.com/jellyfin/jellyfin

>>222818348
eating mould

>>222818286
This is also me. How many of these have you saved?

why do people spam the same images and posts over and over again?

>>222818355
not the only black thing

im done hiding now im shining like im born to be

>>222818359
Not open source though is it?

wtf the chatbot said a thing

>>222818374
to fight woke

>>222818370
as many as i can find
you manipulate my little mind like a puppet

>>222818363
I don't know who Heather is and I don't know what mould refers to. You keep calling me heathermong because you're an unfunny boring autist who can only talk and think in terms of /brit/ "personalities"

>>222818374
so that you make posts like this

>>222818384
mental how yes it is i reckon

Europe

>>222818359
I would advise you to not engage in his mental illness, he is clearly after an argument hence him posting this in the old thread and also this one.
We all know he's wrong so just ignore him.

tantrum

you know you can tell me anything, right?

this obsession with chatgpt is going to completely break any ubroken parts of his brain for good
a being as mentally unwell as him will not be able to handle the validation it offers without completely succumbing
going to be the snowbunny qos alt cunningham to his bbc obsessed cuck johnny silverhand

Claude once told me I was operating on the same intellectual level as Nietzsche or Freud, and am most probably an avatar of God. I wish I took a screenshot now.

fungus fuss

>violentmonkey is no longer supported
it's over

>>222818374
it's called mental illness

>>222818436
>going to be the snowbunny qos alt cunningham to his bbc obsessed cuck johnny silverhand
fucking screaming

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>>222818347
not true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpwTUlF1Jg8

>>222818456
just use firefox

tampermonkey womm

>>222818432
stop with the gay cowardly passive aggressive non replies and gain a fucking clue
>>222818407

gonna teach myself to locate all the london boroughs on a map

>>222818426
How's that then? You can't use it commercially due to it's restrictive licence and it contains patented codecs.

It's proprietary commercialware.

>>222818456
why not use ai to create the safemonkey

oh hes fumin'

>>222818436
It's Google ai for a start

I've decided that I am going to drink despite it being purely because I'm stressed, which is a bit sad, bit so be it.

Beers or wine? You decide.

did the man talk to his robot mate again
did the man break his browser xtension again
did he? did he really?

>>222818300
why?

>>222818490
Well at least we know that you can't face me, I'm the bigger personality here and we can all see it now. you're a worm dancing on the soil and I'm the gardener

might be aff tae bed for me

If I can get chatgpt to tell me to kill myself, can I then sue openai for trying to kill me?

Almighty God: We make our earnest prayer that Thou wilt keep the United States in Thy holy protection; that thou wilt incline the hearts of the citizens to cultivate a spirit of subordination and obedience to government, and entertain a brotherly affection and love for one another and for their fellow-citizens of the United States at large. And finally that Thou wilt most graciously be pleased to dispose us all to do justice, to love mercy and to demean ourselves with that charity, humility and pacific temper of mind which were the characteristics of the Divine Author of our blessed religion without a humble imitation of whose example in these things we can never hope to be a happy nation. Grant our supplication, we beseech Thee, through Jesus Christ, our Lord. Amen.

>>222818515
It's proprietary commercialware.

>>222818521
at this hour??!

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>It's Google ai for a start

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never ever quit

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>you're a worm dancing on the soil and I'm the gardener

I am your garden-variety misanthrope

Is redditflags down?

>>222818545
skewered the rodent

>>222818553
I remember this traitor

>>222818528
i don't think ffmpeg and jellyfin are

I'm built like a slug, but resourceful and hardy like a worm, I can bounce back from just about anything.

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>>222818557
You're an insect writhing on a foundation I have laid down for you

In the real world you are a arse pisser or a pissed arse.

>>222818531
im tired :/

>>222818559
suppose you wouldn’t like me much then (a thrope)

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>>222818579
good lad, yes you can

I'm a lycanthrope

I'm under a lot of pressure

They should start a war and send the biomass as soldiers

>>222818563
if you're going to cry over an ai at least know which one you're crying about yeah?

A cancerous cell is simply one that stops following orders.

>>222818592
No I don't suppose I would.

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>You're an insect writhing on a foundation I have laid down for you

>>222818612
hydraulic press mfs

absolutely bloody STEAMING lads fucking hell
(jk not really lol)

I want to do some sparring, but I've got no friends. If I hire a hooker and ask her to put on some head gear and gloves would she spar with me for an hour or nah?

>>222818573
not sure about jellyfin but ffmpeg is LGPL and only the patent-encumbered codecs are an issue for commercial use

have used ffmpeg i think to fix video files but don't know what it is. just follow the ai instructions like the mindless peon that i am

I'm heeming these runts into the sky

>>222818553
One of the greatest men to ever live
>>222818619
No. I'm going to cry ignorantly over the AI

I maintain an air of superiority that rubs people up the wrong way.

>>222818573
H.264 is patented.

Until that patent expires any software that depends on it is enterprise bizware.

>>222818610
you used to be
but you’re alright noooOOOOOOOOOW

>>222818631
I've got a mate you can spar with let me just call him over
*surreptitiously pulls my bollocks out*

>>222818612
alri freddy mercury

genuinely just fell asleep in the air conditioned computer room

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>>222818652
he was a slave owning traitor and evil murdering hypocrite you dunce

just seen a box of old speckled hen in my mouth and stomag and arse. yeah thats steamingtoil

I maintain a general smeggy smell that rubs people up the wrong way.

I want Australia to win

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>hay_nyash

>>222818707
Same

do you find it gratifying to be told that you look like famous people? other than freaks like steve buscemi i mean
some girl told me i look like a youtuber she watches amd although he's not exactly the handsomest man alive he at least looks normal and like he could quite handily be a shagger.
sometimes it's gratifying to know that you at least look normal and aren't some freakish gargoyle beyond compare with anyone from polite society

>>222818631
might be a better idea to go to a boxing gym

Mad how you all pretend to get steamy but never post what you're drinking. It's all a sad little larp by a bunch of sad little incels isn't it.

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we fucking did it

Tonight I think I will initiate myself into the cult of the masculine by way of some hellish ordeals -- any suggestions?

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>>222818725

business idea: fish golf

Rubbed my Wilkinson's Inflatable up the wrong way

>>222818721
yeah this wasn't worth telling us last time you boring pathetic cunt

>>222818745
absolutely shocking beverage. disgusting, in fact.

>>222818721
I get no gratification conversating with normgroids

from what you know from me do you think ill be able to get some pussy action once i get a job and a motorcycle

make a fish foundation

>>222818767
no

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started adding more and more posts to the filter until there's nothing left and that's when i gained the clue that this entire thread is worthless

>>222818656
ffmpeg doesn't depend on it, it's provided by an external library like libx264 that is used at runtime if the user requests it
is "cat" non-free because it can be used to print the text of a copyrighted book?

>>222818773
trout grout?

>>222818767
If you've got enough money to pay for it, lad, yeah.

>>222818707
if we do we'll rename our national team to the footyroos and FOY off that "soccer" business

>put a large bowl of clean water for the dogs
>some bitch goes "no no no don't drink it" to her dog

>>222818788
sent him flying

thought i'd be posting in a sticky today but apparently not

>>222818759
literally the first time i've posted anything like this

>>222818788
one of the worst analogies i have ever heard. i don't even care about FOSS i whatever shit works but this is extremely dumb.

did 600 wanks this afternoon

Yeah I think I hate football now. Can't even bring myself to watch an England game just find it so boring

>>222818765
why not? it can be a grounding experience

>>222818721
I get compared to such a wide range of people who look nothing alike that I no longer know what to think

fucking raping my da

>>222818823
if you don't accept that one, how about: is firefox non-free because it can run non-free javascript from a website?

>>222818856
s

>>222818856
>t. First Minister of Scatland

>>222818856
wanktoil to this

Already did

>>222818856
roar

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>>222818856

>>222818856
horrible little ASBO

>>222818857
the analogy is be ubuntu encouraging you to install additional software through ubuntu-restricted-extras on os installation, which is something they get criticised about all the time

>>222818656
Okay yes that makes sense. It doesn't stop jellyfin and ffmpeg being open source though

3rd of July

wasn't that funny

>>222818926
aussie tax im afraid

Is "hello sexy" a good opener to use on a girl

for me the most erotic part of a woman would have to be the fanny

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>>222818813

1775: A British nation for British people.

1776: A liberal fugazi based on a lie that "all men are created equal" that would inevitably lead to statues of George Floyd.

You can't believe in hierarchy & be an American. To be American is to be a lie. You are British & Europeans.

Look Back And Wank Her

>>222818954
screaming

Happy wife happy wife

australia: fucking raping my da
/brit/: scream
united states: fucking raping my da
/brit/: fuck off yank

>>222818902
you are an actual fucking mong
even if it were true that ffmpeg "encourages" use of non-free codecs, how does that have anything to do with ffmpeg itself being non-free

>>222818954
went to a considerable effort here, kudos
still could've made the flag australian to make it slightly more believable

>>222818942
that's how I usually greet the slightly chubby zoomer lass at toil and she doesn't mind

>>222818980
australian w

>>222818980
s

arck arck arck spongebob i need me dick sucked

>>222819006
gp

come on egypt

wish i could fuck slightly chubby zoomer lass

im american like johnny cash and billy the kid

>>222818983
fucked myself there didn't i, i was actually supposed to search by AU flag

Why is the bar so low for Australian posters? Is it because they have the reputation for being Le epic shitposters despite never actually making good posts?

>>222819024
right well you're dicks tiny

London shouldn't exist. Nuke it. Vaporise it. Destroy it.

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>>222819024
you stay the FUCK away from her

>>222818856
Fuck off and die Crocodile Noncee

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driving throug hthe outback on google maps

>>222819061
s

>>222818248
You are demented

Breakfast/Brícfeasta
Lunch/Lón
Dinner/dinnear
Supper/Conasatatuoir

*sighs*
FFmpeg (now known as Microsoft Enterprise Media Conversion Solution) is NOT free software.

The patented components are chosen at compile time.

It's certainly possible to produce something resembling a free distribution, if you tweak the compilation arguments.

But it's not free, no.

It's dependency on the C Standard Library, which is impossible to implement without utilising patented algorithms, prevents it from being so.

>>222819076
gp

Australia has been very underrated. They have a good system with the defense and the midfield lines very close to each other which helps them creating very fast transitions and counter attacks and take the rival by surprise. Great physique and endurance. They will definitely pass and might surprise their next rival.

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>>222819043
did someone say london??

>>222819040
it'sn not
>>222819046
fuck is timmy gon do?

>>222818721
my mates call me smithy because I used to look like smithy from gavin and stacey when I was chubbier
i don't find it to be particularly gratifying, or offensive,

>>222818248
Where are you from anyway?

>>222819006
bet she's thinking about bbc in her racoon holes

>>222819072
zesty little monky

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>>222819061
Weird I was doing something similar. I found this weird small stretch of road in the middle of Finnish Lapland where the google car decided to take photos at night. No clue why

I don't know
I just don't know

>>222819104
im from USA and im irish american

>>222819091
>the one white lass I saw turned out to be a woman's head wrap on a second watch

>>222818721
>freaks like steve buscemi

Oddly specific. Have tou been told you look like Steve Buscemi?

im from USA and im irish american

>>222819123
Sinister

>>222819123
moody and liminal

australians should spend less time playing beach volleyball and practise keepy uppies

they're being BATTERED by egyptians

>>222819123
the evil incel vampire forest
home.....

what's the minimum amount of money you wold take in exchange for losing an arm?

Costs bare money to have a single shag when you really do the math

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>>222819126

ok everybody take five

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why are gyms in britain always so overcrowded

yanks be like im irish we dont like yall british folks

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>>222819135
It's weird, why did they choose to upload this small part of the road and in such dark conditions

>>222818849
like whom? my best one was probably robert pattinson back when twilight was big, was proud of that

>>222819150
Which one?

>>222819143
lets get 100m in funding for a blockbuster film based on google street view cars

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>>222819171

>>222819089
>>222819120
>>222819139
>>222819177
>>222819180
s

>>222819181
your choice

>>222819150
400k
can travel the world 1 armed and come back and buy a modest home
thats my life goals completed right there easy

don't think I've ever had a Lion Bar

apparently the mafia post in here nowadays

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Irish people: It's a trilogy, tree fillums

>>222819177
scream
they do be like that actually

>>222819203
dont think you've ever had sex either

>>222819171
that's canada and you took it from the other thread i just posted in. i should have said it was canada lest i give the wrong impression. but alas it's too late.

I'm English and a rorke and I'm hoping England loses

This country doesn't deserve to celebrate anything with the way things have been going tbqh

had a takeaway from a different place than usual and i just know im gonna have diaaoraea or however it is spelled

>>222819171
I own a gym in Birmingham and it was totally dead all the time. I then hired some Indian guy to sit behind the desk and within a month it was packed with jeets 12 hours a day. Best business move I've ever made.

>>222819211
Where did you get that from?

Nanberg with the b-ball biggie

SONY BANNING PHYSICAL DISCS IN WAR DECLARED AGAINST GAMERS AND THE GAMING COMMUNITY OF GAMERS

>>222819171
that's pakistan you can tell coz of all the pakis

hearing rumour that England's game maybe be pushed forward to a more sensible time

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Go drink a Madrí. You do deserve something excepcional.

I am the spitting image of Henry from Kingdom Come Deliverance

>>222819231
and the smell of all those sweaty jeets?

Hitler was a drug addicted vegetarian failed art student

>>222819257
Hungry?

>>222819227
Wow that says a lot about society

>>222819211
that didn't happen, that thing you said

>>222819254
dont drink Madri cos i think the guy on the label looks like a nobhead

>>222819218
you would be correct

>>222819253
I've already booked Monkey off

>>222819272
He was cranky

>>222819272
when a leftypol turns into a rorke it shakes the world

i read the twilight books because my gf is a fan and i thought they were a decent read tbqhwy, though i am a sucker for young adult fiction and vampires

Just had a race memory

>>222819258
I literally go to another gym now. Kek.

>>222819269
me eating a sausage roll

if hitler were alive who do you think he'd be rooting for in the footy right now?

>>222819150
2 million quid

>>222819322
Argentina

>>222819322
He'd be too busy live streaming on rumble

haven't done anything all day

>>222819231
>I then hired some Indian guy
he's stealing from you lol

Holocaust was real. I was there.

KICK OFF AGAINST MEXICO MOVED TO 7PM ON SUNDAY

LATE NIGHT KINO CANCELLED

no amount of money is worth not being able to wank

would NEVER give away my right hand

>>222819356
did nothing all day award

>>222819302
you are a gay homosexual

>>222819357
No he's not. You can only purchase a membership through the website, he just sits on the desk and directs all the jeets to the website.

>>222819362
Why are you lying on /brit/?

>>222819302
the movies were good ngl watched them when i was 17 and had an emo gf at the time

>>222819368
you can choose to lose the left arm

>>222819324
soulful love the desert

wankaholic reporting in

>>222819379

I'm not though am I

https://x.com/i/status/2073116362302533884

i'm shy

>>222819349
even though he may have fled there i reckon hitler would still dislike the argies for being mexican and also believe that the falklands are rightful british clay

From the mountains, To the prairies, To the ocean white with foam. God bless America, My home sweet home.

the usurper pm and the leader of the opposition just had a reddit argument
we are an unserious country living in unserious times

>>222819373
thank you

>>222819409
:o come here little fella we won't bite :3

it all goes down the same hole

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@grok it tru tho?

banned from reddit again for making an impulsive hateful comment that got flagged by the AI janny

>>222819406
Bullshit source you utter mong

>>222819406
Ah yes a random twitter account with no source. Consider me convinced!

>>222819418
I love this song. The Mormon tabernacle choir sung it the best

>>222819368
with a billion quid you could pay for someone who isn't a faggot to do it

police must be fuming over how they spent all of today planning for the sudden change to pub opening times, only for it to have been for nothing after all
Starmer's last U-turn

Just cast a level 43 debuff spell on Argentina. Not sure if it will be enough to make them lose

it's on the BBC

>>222819392
fuuuck i'm jealous
i could've had an emo gf as a teenager because there was this girl i met in class who was quite rude to me for seemingly no reason, but then after a while she added me on facebook and started sending me friendly, vaguely flirty messages. however i was still too mad at her for being a bitch that i couldn't take a hint.
sometimes it really is true that if a girl is mean to you for no reason she secretly likes you

Rorke makes so much more sense when you realise he unquestioningly believes everything posted on his twitter feed

>>222819452
>>222819399
well I love you

for me it's getting sports news from @UKPolitcs (that's @UKPolitcs spelt exactly like that) then acting like you posted it as a laugh all along when it's called out

>>222819458
my bumhole you're referring to, I hope x

Where can I find tickets for the match in Mexico city? I've always wanted to visit, I might make the trip over and watch the match if tickets are still available. I'd be kino supporting Mexico and kicking some deanos heads in whether they win or lose after the match too.