get the rune scaped edition
screaming out me arse
is this the new?
W e w
corrrr yes
Janny sort this out please x
>>222897513>before ai was a thongThat's twice autocorrect has done me today. First cars and dogs now this
>>222897521i call this faaarght
>>222897564this not right not right
>>222897491i mean, portuguese is more similar to castilian than catalan or valenciano. and galician is more similar to portuguese than castilian
>>222897564why the zesty mandem be acting unwise
>>222897576Forgot to caption it but I got that video sent to me by him
>>222897593he geeking
In school our English teacher was a very strict and scary woman and there were two occasions where she absolutely banshee screamed at me at the top of her lungsI was the only pupil she ever screamed at in my class and it happened twiceFelt so singled out and humiliated but in retrospect I was a little autistic twat Got an A* and 100 UMS in English as well was top score in the whole year it was a weird relationship
>captain the galicians are hailing us>ON SCREEN
>>222897602Don't ever try no THC gummies from the petrol station
>>222897607Ever shag her up the arse?
On God that Shit WILIN
>>222897564gays on a normal one
>>222897622ok
>>222897568nipples
>100 UMSum
>>222897607She wanted you. She saw how good you were doing and wanted to push you and she respect you
saw rorke in deichmanns earlier buying trainers with his mum
would be sad when this site gets blocked, I have nowhere else to go ;_;
>>222897629Stupid nigger...
umcord in effect
>>222897640go outside nigga
>>222897568Sat on the bog where the wi-fi is shit and this pic is appearing one line per second like it's 1995 again
>>222897640the muster point for any kind of downtime will be the shartythen we'll plan next steps from there
Sup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWZzUKUtLsg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS0niyiKlcwGET THE PSYCHEDELIC ROCK BLASTING DE LADS
Rorke enjoying a days shopping with his beloved mother.Leftypol hasn’t spoken with his family in close to four years now
try smiling, ladsjust give it a smileim smiling right nowfeels really good
What if Emma Watson had a pooey bumhole.
downtown wigan
(8) but my mama told meit's alrightyou were dancing through the lightning strikessleepless in the onyx nightbut now the sky is opaliteoh oh oh oh (8)
left reservoir
WTF Scotland?!?!?!?
God bless.
>>222897688alright thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0-7fg8oAO4
>>222897700They did a test where they had people put a pencil in their mouth sideways and asked about their mood after and they were a bit happier because it forced them to make a smile expression
>>222897712Right, well that’s a pony outside of /mlp/ now isn’t it.
Goodbye.
>>222897700
first match on the apps in about 5 days. we're back
>>222897760FONT
just been niggled
>>222897726scrimg
>>222897760get her shagged
>>222897756ive just been eyebanged by ed miliband
>>222897733whos they
>>222897732BASED
>>222897760What his name?
>>222897781oh you know
>>222897781the gnomepeople
Shave your mustache...
right well that's a baby bat eating mouthfuls of banana isn't it
CORRR imagine her doing a poo.
>>222897779
>>222897633I think she despised me actually, not that I blame her, but her screaming at me was overly cruel :(
>>222897827Imagine them doing poos.
>>222897825Well what did she scream at you for
>>222897844first time: giggling at the n-word in of mice and mensecond time: checked my phone for 5 seconds and she caught me
>>222897860based
look at this
shagging an iambic pentameter
Snortugal v Pain more like it
Rorke: Put me on the pitch. Give me the ball. I would boot it in.
rawr :3
shagging a fruit fly
>>222897873i've seen this now
>0-0oh my days Iberia
aff tae bed
>>222897843would look like jungle bbcs coming out of their round arses if big enough
>>222897900
>>222897900night mate x
catberge's on something right now
>>222897890thanks m8
>>222897860No reason for her to fly off the handle like that, she want to shag you trust me you should find her facebook and ask her something like "those times you shouted at me were just you wanting the best for me really right? and you wanted me because I was smart and got an A* in your class"She may respond with denial at first because she doesn't feel comfortable admitting it but if you post the messages she sends her I can guide you through it
>>222897913UM x
what should be my minimum bench at 32?
>>222897937loves his biscuits
>>222897936never need more than one bench at a time do you really
>>222897913that horse aint gonna win no races born like that x
Any Willie man in
>>222897961
Shouldn’t have pinched me nip, simple as.
Rorke doing a Harlem shake video for his 17 facebook friends
want booze but shall not have booze
um
>>222898028mental to think this is what sonic actually looks like without all the filters
>>222897937precious
That’ll be leftypol posting selfies again then
>tfw you realise the world isn't moral and never will be
getting back on the quantum soul entanglement toil
Why didn’t the swarthy men just kick the ball in the big net?
>>222898076he didnt feel like it
s
>>222898038its a howl from me>>222898075how can i do tthis
for me it's exy
I truly underestimated how shockingly half-arsed the CPS are. Saw two people get the case against them dismissed because the CPS/Police forgot to send a letter, and a third got dismissed because the prosecution barrister stood up and admitted that the defense lawyer had explained to him that it should be.
>>222898058
why would you make a sign with chatgpt and take it to a football match
why can't we all just get along x
>>222898117As much as I want to be an atheist it feels so meaningless and hollow
accidecanlly deleted the 4chan cookie and now captchas have gone back to being really hard againfucksake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgrTSszC-qstune
>>222898107'
>>222898130its mad and soulless. also leagues of indians with ronaldo is goat ai signs
>>222898136Just don’t like em. Simple as.
and aaaaaaaafteeeeerr alllllI need your cock in my hooooooole
>our system thinks your post is spamright why is it saying that
>>222898141rape is fun and meaningful
>>222898166tru say
Thinking about the Tractate Gittin in the Babylonian Talmud
>>222898092dunnoheightened awareness maybe? opening of your metaphorical window perhaps?
>>222898176what's that mean
i just want to be loved x
>>222898099shame Chengxiao's tits shrank
>>222898141I understand that feeling, but I’d rather take the truth than something that will make me feel good.
amber leaf yes or no
>>222873669 what did he mean by this
pizza pizza
>>222898191Don’t worry about it babe x
>>222898178sup quorny
>>222898107It's all corrupt. "Whoops we forgot," "Yeah nah just let him go." I wonder what secret societies these people are all in, or even if it's all just one filthy network of secret societies and you're either connected or a victim
anyone fancy getting their metaphorical window opened
any good phone games? been playing dungeon clawlers
>>222898206prolly yes
>>222898117saving this to use as evidence to the contrary when people claim that this specific subject matter can never be referenced in a humorous way
messaging women is kind of gay if you think about it
>>222898191google broken you fucking stupid wanker?
>>222897509the good old days
something just went up my arse
all the football streams are either down or laggy as fuck :/
tfw the england Vs norway match is just bellingham and haaland beating the shit out of each other
>>222898216the goyim are pathetic fucking cattle
how do I get a foot in the door so to speak
>>222898299Trump likes Kane. We need Hazza to break Haaland's leg in the first minute then have Trump make a call to the VAR people and make it a yellow
>>222898298It’s on the normal telly you silly sausage x
>>222898237grow up
>>222898326dont have a telly
Arsed Up My Whole Bastarding LifeThe Musical
wish i had a gf who rests her head on me and I hold her
>>222898263>heh, THIS'LL get them all googling and reading about something I'm interested in then they'll come back with their minds blown
We're not getting past Argentina are we?
malcolm in middle
>>222898368i have decided that Argentina go out in the quarter final
>>222898368focus on norway first
>>222898380ok thanks trump
More of an Oliver Beene man myself
>>222898352shut up gay
>>222898368they're literally as good as we are
>>222898368nobody is getting past argentina. did you watch any of their games? everyone knows it's rigged
do not voice wishes out loud or in textgive wishes silently to: stars, fountains, wells, meteors, dandelions, eyelashes, candles, etc.
>>222898385We only need to worry about 1 norwegian. They have to worry about a pride of lions
Mad how as a spotty teenager in secondary school I just assumed that people only acted like juvenile twats or bullies because they were teenagers, and that adults were all mature and generally acted their ageThen you grow up and get in the real world to discover that most people are actually still mentally stuck in secondary school, even those well into middle age, still behaving like they're in Year 10. Most people are actually complete imbeciles.It's an embarrassing and disturbing realisation ngl
>>222898237Balatro is the only phone game worth playing
>>222898424
>>222898415Wish you’d get hit by a bus
you're born, you take shityou get out in the the world, you take more shituntil one day, you're up in the rarefied air, and you've forgotten what shit even looks like
>>222898433don't be so silly
>>222898423And you looked just like Alain Delon no doubt
>>222898423You've probably been crying about 'normies' on this website since year 10 mate
Portugal will win on penalties
>>222898423Ever consider you’re just a mong that nobody likes?
i have got to get my dick sucked
4/4
>>222898448I looked just like Alain Delon if he was ugly, autistic, and had lots of cystic acne
why is that every game I watch is boring and every one I miss is good
>>222898478>>222898453What was it about that post that made you so upset you replied twice?
>>222898500/brit/ is full of incels who want to argue all day mate cant have a discussion here anymore
>>222898460Penaltugal haha
remember when football players were attractive
We at /brit/ can confirm that Taylor Swift's wedding was tacky
>>222898514fucking screaming
I don't want the sky to fallBut if it doesIf the stars burn out thenI'll catch you through it allI don't want our time to stopBut if it doesIf the clock runs out thenI've seen it all
>>222898487remove one of your ribs like marilyn manson did
>>222898525homosexuals on a normal one
>>222898515how did he not get annoyed ahving the ahir in his esye all th etime
>>222898525what app is this
>>222898515He's ugly as fuck
>>222898500Not as smart as you think you are, babes x
Post a Cruising Update...
>>222898539he never actually did that erm actually!!!
>>222898525do gays like hairy holes or is he just saying that as a heads up for anyone into smooth bums
>>222898515Got my hair a bit like that
i thought this would be more one sided than it is
You can't do it unless you have premium
>>222898557Yes we all know you can un-(You) your own posts on 4chan X but you haven't convinced us you weren't samefagging because you were x
>>222897509trimming armor 50 gp
>>222898557they were in fact both you
>>222898548It's on Paul Joseph Watsons's substack group
who is this number 7 for Portugal? young go getter he is
>>222898570Some do but yes I think he's just letting people know
>>222898587thats that incel freak done then
mum and stepmum back from their cruise tomorrow will have to start wearing clothes again
>>222898589dunno they all have made up dago names
>>222898581You honestly think someone would do that. Your self obsession is desperately unwarranted
>>222898525love is love
>>222898600which one is the man and which one is the woman? you know what i mean
corr
>>222898608shut up you fucking knobhead
CR7? I'd rather See Arse Heaven
>>222898478You're a friendless shut-in pipe down spastic
What is the real deal with Mr Burns' assistant, Smithers? You know what I’m talking about.
>>222898625Rattled
>>222898581>usSpeak for yourself I'm a third party and never suspected that it was the same person. To be honest they said what I assume everyone was thinking. Ironic that you were complaining about imbeciles a minute ago.
>>222898641dogshit bait
Something just went out of my arse
>>222898637Fruity tootyI'm just imagining the arguments that go on in /brit/ as if they were all sat around a table in real life saying this stuff, would be an autistic scene
>>222898641Wait a minute he’ll say you’re the same guy too
>>222897509https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJGrYolpHU4
have nothing good to eat
>>222898669what does shit pig mean
>>222898669ktimAny top man in?
>>222898589he's chris ronald. born and raised on the isle of man but got poached by them because he got kidnapped whilst on holiday in portugal few months until he was randsomed. they cut out the portillo's basoon from his brain which is the part that regulates getting a grip and wanting to suck yourself off every time you see you reflection and they posted it to his parents.
>>222898653That you... replied to?
>>222898634haha i (You)d a post to take that screenshot but forgot to un(You) so i thought this was a response to one of my posts and i had said something dumb !! haha thankfully it wasn't me !!
>>222898686Please do not answer this question
Homosexuals truly are fucking disgusting
>>222898669gays on a mundane one
>>222898672I reckon they've got no clue what runescape is ahahahAussies have the funniest accents ever though
>>222898686What do you think
>>222898689am bottom
>>222898669gay niggas really be putting themselves out there like this. kind of based ngl
>>222898672MaxMoeFoe prank calls were a classic
haven't eaten all daywhat goyslop should i get from burger king then lads!!
sir gay poo
>>222898733whopper
Sir Gay Poo
>living on a prayer blasting during a hydration breakamericans managed to make this the most cringe world cup ever
>>222898720fancy a bumming
Shit on me at black hill lane
wish I made a song like this and get paid a billion pounds per second every time it's played on TV
sir poo gay
WOHHHHHHH WE'RE THREE QUARTERS OF THE WAY THEREWOHHHHHHOHHHH
Didn't realise straights never had casual sex... interesting
off to black hill lane
>>222898787nothing stopping you from doing that now
my life a black hill lane
looks like most of the portuguese fans are americans. is ronaldo really that massive
want portugal to win.
Fuck Belgium they aren't even a real country *spits*
>>222898806they don't tend to volunteer themselves to eat shit though
Is it just me or does it seem like unnecessary cruelty is pretty common? Feel like the concept of empathy doesn’t really exist unless someone’s using it for social brownie points
why does ronaldo appeal to right wingers and messi to the left
>casual sex>a pig emoji and a shit emoji denoting that the person eats shitYeah Abrahamics are right about you lot and women
>>222898806There absolutely fuck all casual with the way these benders carry on. Practically a part time job with all the devices and cleaning products you need for it all
>>222898843Pele was a libertarian like myself
>>222898832I hope Balogun scores all of the goals and everyone booos
>>222897726Jocks out here eating BBCs on toast smfh
>>222898806instead we play a game where we pretend like sex is a taboo that we cannot overtly say we want to have it
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>>222898838except for one american man who has posted tens of thousands of time about eating emma watson's feces
>>222898858Its in America that won't happen lmao
>eating poo:')>poo pig emoji:/
>>222898868And all the Germans
por (slurp) - (slurp) esp
I WANT SEXSEX SEX SEXSEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>222898891extremely sex face on the left
>>222898868As a joke. The benders aren’t joking
*catches whooping cough and dies*
>>222898843i guess because ronaldo is a ‘chad’ and messi is an autist with floppy hairronaldo is pro-palestine and messi is pro-israel thobeit
scranning shite from the arse of a cruising gay
Why can't you guys just be normal and enjoy only rimming
>>222898908>As a joke.Over a decade of joking about eating human shit is a very long time
>>222898918they've both made political stances on that?
jeremy clarkson's evil bloated corpse!
portugal spain game gonna go on forever
poo shitting
>>222898840People behave like animals nowadays especially after the memefluDon't be afraid to keep the little rats in line
>>222898964That is amusing.
Jeremy Clarkson as PM would actually make me regain respect for the UK
>>222898948it’s just stuff i’ve seen on the internet but I haven’t looked into it that much
Remember lecture I watched where the educator explained how the homosexuals eat da poopoo. Honestly didn’t believe it until now.
Yes gay men shitting is disgusting and Japanese women shitting out whatever whale on toast they had this morning is sexyId rather watch 2 obese Brazilian women vomit in each others hair than see 2 men hold hands.
cleaning the bathroom :)
>>222898967To be clear I'm talking about those who would be unnecessarily cruel to others
>>222898974Not every leader has to be a TV personality
need cleanwithbea to sort my incelhovel out what if i tell her im disabled
>>222898983bent melty
>>222898974he will be dead before he can finish his tenure
eating gay poo
fungus melty
reckon it was awkward for the black guy to be in this photo?
cleanwithbea not cleanedbybea
>>222899008Could have fooled me with the way the UK has been run for the past decade
>>222898637smithers has a massive hard on for burnsy, but burns spurns him any chance he gets. he wants to keep it professional
>>222899008Well there my King Mr Blobby I idea fucked then
>>222898819unlike certain other big names he was in the premier league with anglophone fame over 20 years
>>222899024probably not
>>222899024Not awkward as the twink with the bow and arrow
>>222899024none of them are actually vikings rorkethey’re all wearing a costume
new >>222899085>>222899085>>222899085
The Dallas Cowboys stadium is one of the coolest ones I've seen this world cup
>>222899028>>222898992i noticed she doesn't clean very well and she buys expensive branded stuff that isn't actually as effective as cheaper commercial productsshe's a mediocre cleaner not sure why she's so famous. not even attractive enough to explain it by way of her being a woman.
>>222899093it's not bad
