tube edish
>>222955798this thread is zutted
>Olivia held the top spot for the fourth year in a row for girls' names and Muhammad topped the list for boys' names for the third year running.
nth for girl farts
Sir Quaver
>Luca is the fourth most popular name for boys in the UK for 2026we’re italian now apparently
>>222955824What was wrong with Lucas?
>>222955789Don't tell me I'm wrong, it sounds like a Meat Loaf song because Meat Loaf wrote it. Meat Loaf had a lyricist, like Elton has Bernie Taupin. Now go back to your god, wikipedia.
>>222955818oooof yes! YES!!!
/sp/ might be the worse board on this site. Can’t wait until the world cup is over so I can stop going there
>>222955824This generation have the cringes, corniest names
>>222955817leftypol naming his white son muhammed so he can feel like he’s on the winning team
>>222955826Bit of a noncey name innit
Ruby Granger has the mind of a 9 year old
>>222955830it always pulls you in don't it
Ruby Granger been rape
>>222955830It is absolutely packed with normies. Crazy how many are there. They are on a completely different wavelength.
>>222955826Name shrinkflation
Don Diego will see to you now
>>222955845reckon she's a virgin?
would love to nosh on ruby granger's mingeyou just know she has a cute little innie
got up at 6 today
This book has been out since 2017 on Amazon yet Ruby hasn't found a moment to edit this description?
>>222955863Her onlyfans suggests not
>>222955865would love to blast your scalp across the ceiling with buckshot
>>222955857getting this tattooed
>>222955818Cheers to that.
>>222955863If you couldn't tell already.
Royal Fail you better fucking turn up today I swear DOWN
>>222955878dont know what that is
>>222955289this guy pisses me off
So much race mixing going on these days. Absolutely repulsive. Need a New Hitler to exterminate billions of inferior lumps of biomass.
one of the top girl names is poppycan’t imagine a grown woman called poppy it’s childish
>>222955871>erimenthaomds
Anyone ever gone from Dublin or Belfast to Britain on the ferry?Need to get to England without any, ahem, imperial entanglements.
>>222955891if you were japanese and had all these gaijin causing chaos you'd be pissed off too
>>222955874What kind of content is on there
It is lovely for the thing what happens tonightWorld Cup is back
>>222955886Royal Fail went down the pan after they replaced all the reliable posties with Indians Mine just doesn't bother turning up half the days just claims I didn't answer the door
nth for the holodem
erimentha's sexual awakening
Imagine working on one of the nuclear deterrent submarines and then you're ordered to launch the missile for real. Not knowing any details only that the sun is exploding all around the earth and if you are lucky enough to surface one day the earth will be completely fucked, everyone you know will be dead and there you'll die from radiation sickness. Of course it's unlikely there would be a full blown nuclear war but that is a very real possibility in the case of nuclear exchange.
scream
>>222955920>after they replaced all the reliable posties with IndiansPretty sure it was because private courier and delivery companies sprang up, simultaneously with the underfunding of social services.
Ultimately it's the destiny of the Nordic race to conquer this whole planet for ourselves. If we fail in this task then the world will sink into eternal darkness.
>>222955914Scr
>>222955890you don't know what anything is
>>222955891they fucking refuse to install benches ANYWHERE in japan for some reason there’s no bins either so stupid
>>222955950
>>222955891the constant threads make me think it's not an actual japanese fella
>>222955943two things can be true at once indians are generally a fucking nightmare to deal with in any capacity
>>222955934Unrealistic characters means she is not interacting with people
>>222955902Belfast to Liverpool is fine as long as you know the words to God Save the King. Getting across the border from the Republic into the Empire could be tricky, and will cost extra
>>222955956benches encourage sitting outdoors momentarily rather than working to 10PM as a salaryman, thus benches should be discouraged
>>222955912i would use it as an advantage like working in a hotel and draining their wallets.
>>222955969>two things can be true at onceYeah, just not when you present critique of capitalism and suddenly you drop the anti-immigrant argument.
>>222955891that's the guy they call private ramirez isn't it? not sure why
Why didn't her editor stop her from using the name Erimentha??
>>222955891remember when japan got uppity after scoring wins against pre-industrial china and literal pinoys then got curbstomped and nuked by the yanks? they still haven’t mentally recovered from that, hence their current behaviour
>>222955934One line that actually had me laughing is “I resist the urge to correct the girls [sic] grammar.” Maybe you should try correcting your own grammar first; oh the irony of it. The misquoting of Orwell, who apparently said “Ignorance is Bliss”, the historical inaccuracy, like claiming the Victorian era was “late 18th century”, making a fuss out of never reading books with ‘parties, alcohol and drugs’ due to it being inappropriate, despite earlier having claimed to have read Plath’s ‘The Bell Jar’, which was written in 1963, even though Erimentha describes only enjoying pre-1960 literature after looking down at a young girl for reading a book FOR young girls... the list is lamentably long and makes it impossibly difficult to take the story seriously.
>>222955979you trying to live up to your stereotype?
My daughter will be named either Mary (after Shelley and Anning) or Jane (after Austen, Grey and Goodall).But can't call her Mary Jane lest people think I'm into marijuana, or worse, superhero slop.My son? I don't want a son...
Saying "Ok, Chappell" right after you powered through a D5 belt means you actually hit the notes with enough power and accuracy to mirror the recorded track. He was using a casual, teasing phrasing because openly saying, "Wow, your vocal placement and pitch accuracy on that major second interval was excellent," sounds way too formal for friends hanging out.He used pop-culture slang to say: "You actually just nailed a very difficult vocal run."
>>222955985please actually learn to speak coherent english before posting on an english-speaking website
>>222956006he allowed a little sip
>>222956000she is such a fucking tryhard pseud
>>222955973As long as nobody is checking my (British) passport and notifying the authorities, I am content.
>>222955997they beat russia too tbf
imagine bullying a girl because she has a kind soul and cares for animals. I'd rather spend time with Miss Granger than any of these "baddiedem" retards
>>222956021now he has to go to work, pay rent and swear fealty to his overlordsgood one foxbert!
when will the japanese government step in and fine british tourists for manners violations
>>222956034didn’t support my position so i purposefully left it out. please don’t undermine my posts again
snorting dog medicine
>>222956035
this car, it turns on a time i tell ya
>>222956035saturday night curled up on the couch with a good book type shit
only /brit/ (or the 3 posters who relentlessly spam about it) cares about The Sopranos still
the only thing i remember about The Bell Jar is the bit where her friend is dancing with a man and her tits pop out
>>222955818>graphics card shitting the bed Noo my brapdem webm oh well *inhales*
Spanish learning app keeps asking me the word for dolphin (delfin), and every time I say it it makes me think of Belle Delphine and I have to stop learning and ho have a wank to her old videos
>>222956054i still see sopranos quotes and pictures all of the internet
Reckon a good seeing to would sort are Rubes out
>>222956041*seppukus*
In bed. Farting.
>>222955830>>222955852What happened? I've only been in game threads and generals
Booby Granger
I think Ruby would be pretentious and snobby if you wanted to talk about books with her.
>>222956035cringe
>brapdem
>>222956063delfino plaza from super mario broswater cannon
>>222956066redscare reddit literally treats it like scripturewinds me up
>>222956054fibre optic cable, high speed internet access
>>222956067I'll be willing to take one for the team haha it will be like so gross init!?
>>222956084you just know mario facefucked the shit out of that little backpack robot
the demons are hurting me
Sopranos? Ovaa heeeere
Take the thong outta ya bussy playa
hello my lovesone half of those vegan gays just got an ocado vegan order in and hes here to share all the goodies and treats with you all to prove that eating vegan can be tasty and down to earthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9ji_noSXWw
sluts also care for animals btwit’s what they do as an outlet for their maternal instinct
What have you done to advance TND lately?
>>222956086owboutdat
>>222956035Baddiedem are anime watchers and gamers, you'd have more in common with them than a bookworm like Rubes
>>222956035she'd have no time for a worm like you she reads 5 books a day
>>222956076Nothing really just a big influx. Shit load of seething thirdies like brazillians accusing people of racism and shitting on the west. Bunch of anti racist woke nonsense. Way more forced memes than usual.
>>222956111my mum likes animals and she's not a slut
>>222956117I'm a worm and she's a book worm. Meant to be together.
>>222956069*buries you on premium land out of respect, promises to maintain your grave forever, forgets to do it a week later*
>>222956106good postthank you for sharing i will watch more of these videos post them more often
>>222956132dat der
herro i am missa miyagi
Replying to his own post to create a false sense of popularity
>>222956134right
>>222956019You are stumped ,again, Bruce, because you are a retard.
>>222956106looks unwell
>>222956119Any VARgentina hater is my brother, let them cook. /spol/ out.
>>222956106love how chips are suddenly unhealthy and he looks like he's dying cus a vegan said he's eating them but in every other thread you're like corrrr oven chips are the best lmao they rattle you so hard
>>222956159I'ma come and kick it in the balenciagi
>>222956165primitive chimp creature
>>222955929nasty nasty businessreckon it would have been better for us to take over the world by right of primacy as soon as we had the bomb
I'm getting divorced lads. Plenty more fish in the sea I suppose haha
Chips are gay, that's the new gimmick we're having forced upon us I suppose.
>>222956183Tell us more lad
it's served on a wooden board that means it tastes better cus it's rustic
bury me with my porn folder
>>222956106wouldn't be caught dead eating vegan shitenot natural like eating animals
heston blumenthal octuple cooked chips
>>222956183That's not true you're a lonely incel
>>222956089Lot of money in this shit
>>222956184Nah, chips are just haram
who do i vote for if i want us to retake ireland?
i was touched inappropriately on toontown online in march 2004
>>222956193I Likeyour images Ok !!
>>222956198jonathan ross over here
i found out i can still do a cartwheel at 36 years old but it is a bit painful
Dunk Gary Linekar in burning hot seed oils
>>222956106She is 34 by the way
>>222956219green party sounds a bit irish-y dunnit try them
>>222955778sounds like good advice but i cba putting any more thought into it, my routines only 4 exercises per day so its fine gets me out of the incel den
>>222956172I told my mother in law the stir fry I cooked had edamame beans and she said "that's vegan isn't it" (it's literally just a bean) and suddenly within like 30 seconds she said she had a stomach ache. It wasn't even a vegan meal, it had chicken and pork, they just get triggered over the idea.
>>222956180Shut the fuck up aussie bitch
102 year old grandad's just come out as nonbinary
>>222956221a proto deano sent me a picture of his asshole via xbox when i was underage back in 2006him and his mates were laughing about it in the game lobby. looking back i could have destroyed his life if i reported it
It's roasting team
>>222956222:)
BOING CITY
>>222956249nonbinary between the living and the dead maybe!
>>222956249Yeah, meaning he can't use a computer to save his life, hahahaha
>>222956247BLADY BENCHOD FUCK BITCH SHADDAP BASTARD
>>222956267this happened to me
Tim kicking fuck out of Mark at the seaside
helping gran with her porn addiction
>>222956269This is classic german humour lmao
>>222956268ktim
>>222956249bizarre lie, only thing he’s coming out as is a ghost
>>222956285Made you laugh
>>222956280Meanwhile irl Tim is too idle to even stand up and has lost circulation to his own feet whereas Mark recently got back from holiday LOL
helping gran fill her womb
>>222956269christ what a fucking unfunny post
Getting bum raped by niggers
it really didn't
My dad and stepdad both fancied my mum. So by that logic, shouldn't they find each other attractive too?
>>222956298roar
>>222956280One day you'll be working for Rockstar
>>222956106half of the shit hes bought is fake meat
>>222956293
>>222956268>>222956269>>222956290ROFL
>>222956245this happened to me
the most tragic personalities of this general are those who are desperate to fit in but are completely incapable of producing non-dogshit posts
>>222956303Don't see why that would be the case
going to have another bag of microwave popcorn #hitler
>>222956319ktim
>christ what a fucking unfunny post
Only one man can save this country
>>222956303no? what is wrong with you
>>222956312>plant based Spam
>>222956312vegan spam might just be the most heinous culinary creation ever concocted
Mentally-ill gayboys Amer and Tilde both agree on thisThey hate Tim
>>222956245fucking can't stand cunts like that, they ought to be deported
heathermong is here isn't he? there is no other person on earth that gets this obsessed over the most trivial thing possible and spams about it for two weeks straight
>>222956338ok
>Looksmaxxing YouTuber Connor Murphy found dead after drowning in Thailand
Bonnie Tyler came out as Welsh
>>222956329BasedThe Yerb will continue what William Joyce and Colin Jordan started.NATIONAL SOCIALISM NOW
why's greeknonce posting pics of children
Havin a bidda scran like
>>222956338post the fart shirt
>>222956329i wonder what it is exactly that prevents truly charismatic leaders from emerging in modern timesi suppose nobody is really allowed to take themselves seriously enough
>>222956360
>>222956351Maybe he should have swimaxxed instead
When I was younger i got given a family friends computer because we were poorish and they got a new one. Anyway they didn't wipe it and I found all the cookies and internet history and it turns out my mates dad really liked black dicks. Was weird knowing that and not being able to tell him.
LMAO
>>222956363Jestermaxxing little fella
>>222956351should have swimaxxed instrad aha
>>222956361zohran mamdani's approach of just looking presentable and smiling a lot seems to work great
>>222956363Hehehehe look at him go!
wish i could be a beekeeper
The leader of Germany’s far-right party is a lesbian that married an Indonesian. What gives?
>>222956368what an unserious little mentalistyes, you, amer, i know you've read this
>>222956372>my mates dad really liked black dicksAsk yourself this question: how long into having the compEWTAH did you find that out?
>>222956363i got connections thatll shut you down in a second
no updates from tim. care bames got him in solitary
got the plague rabies hiv aids gangrene trench foot black lung and every other disease known to man
>>222956181Knock out Russia and maintain a presence in China. Keep all the colonies with an iron fist, we only need their resources. Israel needed to live under martial law. It could have and should have been very different. But that's democracy for you. They don't have the guts to do things properly. You can't always do your hearts and minds cringe.
>>222956368I remember when this was first posted I was in actual tears laughing at how stupid it is
>>222956400why does that matter
>>222956402>jerk off nursecorr need me one of them>you pop now mr timmy, you pop
>>222956402Meanwhile seasideMARK bought an England shirt for £90 and went out for a few drinks yesterday LOL
>>222956181Fucking right lad, they should have asked you.
>>222956372>Anyway they didn't wipe it and I found all the cookies and internet history and it turns out my mates dad really liked black dicksyou sure it wasn't your mate or your mate's mum?
Once upon a time I was shitting my pantsNow I’m only doing dry fartsNothing I can do, total eclipse of the shart
>>222956404lets have gay intercourse
>>222956415Just answer it to yourself...And then think why is it necessarilly the dad that likes the bbc?
micks
>>222956395Meloni, le pen and that queer have been pushed to make nationalism uncool and unserious in the eyes of the common voter.
helloblue sky today
>>222956292my bf was staying around the corner from mark when he was on holiday in bournemouth. i wish mark had streamed earlier then i could have sent my bf to the pub and gotten marks autograph for you :(
>>222956434
>>222956361>suppose nobody is really allowed to take themselves seriously enoughYeah and irony poisoned leftists say authenticity is "LARPing"
>>222956338>pervertThat's rich coming from HIM
anthony albanese has been assassinated 5-6 times but they cover it up and keep bringing out new clones
>>222956450That would have been amazing
>>222956395>Germany’s far-right partyAfD is kosher.Die Heimat (NPD) is the actual nationalist party in Germany.
>>222956400>>222956441what the fuck is the correlation between autistic brown people and being obsessed with black willies can someone please explain it to me it's so fucking strange
>>222956441>Just answer it to yourself...no I didn't
>>222956338Makes you wonder if Tim manipulating the BAMEs staff because he's evil or is he blameless and a victim of his mental illness?
>>222956460Don't know why people got so steamed at him, he was objectively right to pick Kylie Minogue for a shag
>>222956393Minimum requirement is a single bee, surely you could manage that
rorkebeasts
If I have a son I'm naming him Rodney, after Dave.
>>222956478greeknonce is a special kind of schizoautist, unfair to compare normal brown retards to him
Could defo see a seasidemark trans arc
>>222956447Bardella being a closeted gay isn’t helping either, although he is polling higher than Le Pen as the leadership candidate no?
>>222956329>>222956361Nothing charismatic about that neek nazi
>>222956460suspect this is happening to my uncle we went to the beach in feburay and he didn't have a belly button
>>222956507well he already smells like fish so if he transitioned his genitals would already be like women's
>>222956483Tim is an evil person. Why do you think his family want nothing to do with him?
Listening to The Offspring
>>222956474Die Heimat is unironically the knuckle dragger party
>>222956338grim brown biomass with evil nasty thoughts
back in my day we had proper alt right waifus
Howling I just got an unskippable YouTube ad from the Mayor of Londons office that had blurred out people talking about looksmaxxing and hypergamy, then cut to silence and told me to trust my own voice. Bizarre fucking city man
>>222956516yeah that's why i asked what prevents charismatic capable leaders who take themselves seriously from emergingnazi or not
>neekHello wogoid
>>222956549incels are rising upthey cannot stop us
>>222956519Mark is an alcoholic gambler who was fucking a mentally ill 17 year old. He covers all the sins. Tim drinks not alcohol beverages and enjoys sport.
>>222956527National Socialism is high IQ
>>222956555
>>222956545who's the victim this time then?
>>222956558Mark was abused by Marie and Tim quite literally raped a child
Social nationalism > national socialism
Je Suis Charlie
TND is a social good.
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1783568300690378.webm
Arrested on suspicion of serving cunt
>just got an unskippable YouTube adcannot fathom being under the age of 75 and still not knowing how to disable adslike these niggas have an IQ of 80
RIP, there better be a sticky on mu
Citizen Vigilante is counter-jihad goychow.The actor is the grandson of a judeo-capitalist who funded the USSR.
the darling
>>222956552probably a lot of thingsindividual leaders have less power and are more the voice of a party and 100 random policy think tanksmore pressure to follow the agenda so no unique leadersmost importantly heroic leaders are usually attached to a movement and there arent any popular movements right now
>>222956508Don't know what people see in him, he's a mixed race little gay need. The old le pen personally killed thousands of maghrebis like him in Algeria, the poor bastard must be rolling in his grave at his mere presence in the party.Apparently she's going to run again next election, third times and all that...UK politics seem tame in comparison.
say what you want about Tim but he really does have excellent glasses
my god is that a bad faith tongue-in-cheek post by sacked tranny I must reply in good faith to set him right because I have clinical mental retardation
the rorkional leftypolist /brit/ posters' party
>>222956580>Tim quite literally raped a childI am a lawyer and I shall be contacting Tim about this libellous statement.
>>222956423Mark is categorically evil(bennies frauder and groomer), tho he's aware enough to hate himself which offers a glimpse of redemption. But most of the time it looks like self pity
there's nothing I can pooa total eclipse of the fart
>>222956621got all tripfags filtered and so should everyone else, this is an anyonymous forum
australia is right
>>222956615And the latest from Jean-Luc “creolisation” Melenchon?
if veganism is so healthy how come they have to write the use by date in big bold letters on the packaging with a marker pen?
>this is an anyonymous forum
>>222956603why they acting like having a hit at 25 is ancient
>>222956567They're not natsoc
>this is an androgynous harem
GTA 6 players in Australia will need ID to play the game due to online safety lawsRockstar may need to verify users are adults or face civil penalties of up to $49.5 million per breach
i honestly think we should be drinking breast milk
>>222956668i found that bit bizarre too. maybe im just old.
>>222956674he's going to lose them isn't he
pizza for lunch
Who got /brit/s support?
>>222956674yellow puss on the pillow>>222956694BINFACE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>222956694The count of course
>>222956694never met anyone who finds binface funny
>>222956655I'd rather not keep tabs on him. He's a deranged trotskyist obsessed with racemixing which is a shame given he's undoubtedly the smartest politician this festering carcass of a country has produced in the last thirty years.
>>222956674fuck me this is the future that awaits every incel btw rotting alive in a nigerian nursing home
was sperging out over nothing earlier slipped over and cut my knee up
>>222956674so is this 'beetus or what
aussies always post funny pics
>>222956694binface because id never vote for that fucking cockwoble racist farage
nigga pickle is the new viral trend
>>222956434Great humour there, bravo, I am sure all the retards in the kindergarten will name you their hero
>>222956694Binface on the principle that the silly fucker in the costume should face the consequences of his actions and actually have to go to work as an MP
>>222956721
>>222956674Get him on ozempic then walking, BAMEs should treat him like a child and discipline Tim or he's going to be dead in 5 years with how much he's gorjing himself
>>222956721I believe it to be one Aussie and I appreciate how behind the scenes he likely shuffles through then, probably doesn't post 90% of the images he finds and just posts the good stuff
>>222956694binfaceno hes not funny but then neither is farage
>>222955798Lads, i've been watching international news and i must say that there is currently an event with real meme goldmine potential. Count Binface vs Farage. If the Bin wins think of the headlines!>Count Binface dumpsters Farage>Count Binface trashes Farage>Farage's career as a politician is on the garbage pile>Count Binface throws away the trash FarageTHE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!!! Make it happen! This will be the funniest shit!
>>222956674Has Tim never heard of compression socks?
>>222956694Farage for the good of the countryThe last thing we need is another Reddit humour milquetoast liberal in parliament
get it fucking made
>>222956757OhSo that's who finds it funnyWogs
>>222956735>face the consequences of his actions and actually have to go to work as an MPYou don't need to do anything as an MP outside of being sworn in, you can just refuse to attend and take no surgeries especially as an independent (chief whip would force you to attend at times otherwise). That said this cunt craves constant attention so he'll purely turn up to PMQs every week.
>>222956762they should make socks with the winrar logo on themhahahaget it?
>>222956782>>222956782>>222956782
>>222956734
>>222956778hehhheehehehe
>>222956765There's a woman MP in her 20s who keeps flashing her arse in gym leggings on tiktok. Need more of her ilk instead desu
>>222956784now someone get it properly made
>>222956774
>/bri/um
>>222956757Youth quake will get rid of Farage
>>222956765Maybe it's time for farage to step down for someone not caught in a scandal.
>>222956911he's a cult of personality so it's probably not really in reform's interests
>>222958106
