LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
what scran do I get a little Pakistani man to bring me
makes me cry a bit when i think about the dog's life before she met us
>>222994579cansmong you didn't make a single post in the previous thread except to link your new. why do you do it?
>>222994599whats a scran
>>222994599you funded the terrorists yesterdayown a kitchen i presume
>>222994599a lovely subway sandwich
>>222994599Oh-oh-oh-oh, little Pakistani man Oh-oh-oh-oh, little Pakistani man
>>222994621i do but I'm having a bad mental health day>>222994624got a 6 inch sub for you if you know what I mean x
LLORENTE!!!!!
trimmed my toenails
>>222994584screaming
why didn't britain make our own international football association? it is extremely embarrassing that an english sport is basically owned by fifa
>>222994654Ahh yes the British International Football Association
football is so funny. this unc nigga just blocks balls and ends up with an injury meanwhile djovokic is 40 and is running around and sliding without any issue
how do those sprinklers workwhat if a player steps on one
ANOTHER player crying, this time a goalkeeperI'm sure people, especially fully grown men, didn't cry that much when I was a nipper
>>222994587Will check them out, I'm watching the footy with my unc rn
>>222994664
>>222994676The sprinkler gets a yellow card
>>222994673or the global football association, headquartered in london.
too warm
>>222994675>djovokic is 40 and is running around and sliding without any issuecus he's vegan
is this courtois last world cup?
>>222994704lol this is me, this is so fucking me
>>222994704a pleasant temperature to get a few steps in whilst everyone is distracted with the football mmm?
>>222994583zesty little twerp
>>222994724yeah idk but yeah
World cup is too fucking long. Fix your shit and no more of these 1 game per day bullshit
the Finns have a Chaika edition for their thread. takes me back>>222991905
>>222994704can’t wait until mid september
>>222994751have you considered not watching it if you dont like it
do you lads have heating in winter? or do you just sit there freezing your nuts off waiting for it to get warmer?
>>222994651sometimes ugly women are cute in their ugliness, this is not one of these times, she looks like a bloke, something you would find in a transition subreddit.
David's dead
>>222994799no we don't have heating in winter, we all just freeze
>>222994799not since cozzy livs x
>>222994757classic
>>222994771I can like something but criticize how it's run
>>22299479947% of houses have central heating. rest just get on with it
>>222994799we sit here freezing our nuts offamerica has heating and is rich and we're poorhappy now?
>>222994799I have to forage for sticks to burn
>>222994799we burn rubbish in the fireplace
go decentralised heating me
>>222994757/sauna/ is just anime images with english captions and the body text is the most incomprehensible language with a lot of onomatopoeic lamentations with lots of umlauts like ööuuu töööö aaaaa and so onvery bizarre thread
>>222994799I avoid switching it on until it's completely unbearable
>>222994802unnecessarily rude
>>222994869the football is on and you're still on the yougov polls
>>222994802what does the prototypical argentinian lass look like
>>222994799I don't use heating in winter when I'm alone, I like the cold.
>>222994859a deeply evil people
>>222994869i love slopulism
i had sex once
>>222994799we've got radiatorsi tried to explain the advantage of 2 in 1 radiator/refrigerator units but they wouldn't listen
>>222994891with your dad
>>222994878Multitasker me
think i might have actually made myself gay
>>222994891insane
Why does everything get linked back to JK Rowling and Harry Potter
>>222994869rorke against it because he will surely become a multi-multimillionaire someday
>>222994921i know bizarre that it happened
>>222994916SCREAMING of course it's a zesty little runt posting these screenshot
ding ding ding chicschocscanada liberal alarm
you ain't gay nigga
watching the football
>>222994891He'll yeah dude
>>222994916cocky little freak
>>222994869politicians would never do this because they are simply evil and hate implementing policies with broad public supporto algo
>>222994919are you vegan?
>>222994916gay ass nigga
they hardly show any footy slags anymore, i hate this world cup
ok i'm bisexual though definitely
>>222994916so this is the umposter
>>222994943>liberalFOY
window tax has gone up again. im going to have to brick up my last window
>>222994859>>222994882 A very Rorke opinion
>>222994973trannies don't countthey count as straight unironisch
>>222994988your thoughts on bradley walsh, while we have you here?
>>222994996I've wanked to gay porn literally hundreds of times and I've shagged blokesConcession in the post I hope?
>>222994987you've seen enough of the world
>>222995014you're getting a FONT through DPD Express
>>222994922
ooooooo vegan scones ooooooooooooo LUSH xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kadfWM158-0
you fave?
>>222995029It'll be BPD express if THEY see it
does heathermong have a life outside of /brit/?
Alri lol
got a joke:did you hear about that politician who got killed Anne...Anne...what was itA:Widdecombe?No she got kicked to death
>courtwat
>>222995005He kind of looks like that one cunt from Friends.
spen!
spilled the world cup
>>222995063i don't get it
Spain love being boring as fuck until the very end then wining it
got told to kill myself in /sauna/ today lads
>>222995074disturbing material
Not feeling very happy at all
>>222995074Never give up
>>222995089This is how it was won in 2010
spelling mistake. tying the rope right now
belgium didn't push hard enough
no self respectsad old cunt
>>222995031skimming this and it does seem accurate
>>222995127
mhmm he watchin' youtube xx
>>222995127Merino would've scored past him as well. Inevitable
>>222995135Should be illegal for women to get old
>>222995031hate pseudointellectual poltards so much glad theyre all going to die alone
>>222994859
>>222994850>>222994852you could try burning biomass
>>222995127i look like this
should be illegal for my bum to be this sweaty
>>222995152do you post cats in /sauna/ at all
wonder what made him completely drop the cronem thinghe fucking loved that
>>222995100I don't remember I was only 2 years old back then x
new word invented: "spibbo"definition to come tomorrow
the sunroom roof is still leaking despite all my efforts to patch it fucking fuming and seething
>>222995169what the...
Spibbo: Someone who is too lazy to do something today
>>222995181>invent a word>definition is left uninventedbit of a spibbo that
>cam on ingland
>>222995194lmao
if i was John Belgium i would just score a goal of my own
>Looksmaxxer Connor Murphy 'injected himself' with gold before his death
>>222995196I'm an ideas man who lacks the ability to follow through with the ideas
Feel for Belgium. They should have had a penalty for the handball earlier
Got to be depressing in those last minutes of the match when you're only down by 1 but you just know you can't do it
Happy cause I got Spain in my toil sweepstakes
>>222995223Was rooting for them but France Spain will be interesting
Bah France is going to batter these mugs
>>222995211
>exercise>immediately binge on 4k calories afterwards>stay fati will never make it
injecting myself with glod
Is Roy Keane allergic to having good opinions?
that black spanish winger was seething whenever someone didn't pass him the ball now I see why nobody signs him
>>222995262Spain could bore then to death
>>222995252one time i done a sweepstake i got like bosnia or some shit
>>222995288the cuck chair position
France SpainEngland Argentinahas there ever been a more kino semifinal
>>222995273ktim - just did a 5k and I’ve already got a tub of cookie dough ice cream in my hand lol
>>222994916love those cute little soft legs x
>>222995288Should have worn the pink boots if he wanted to win
>>222995309you mean norway argentina
>>222995309Norway Argentina you mean
got the air conditioning on but I've still got my cock and bollocks out :/
>>222995309no that's actually perfect
I got France in the toil sweepstakes :)
>>222995309never thought i'd see us being the good guys
do you reckon colleen rooney ever sucks wayne's arse?
>>222995332Unfunny post KILL YOURSELF actually now that I think about it>>222995335Yeah right? Good one
>>222995332>>222995335Er no lol
>>222994676They rise and retract through the grass
>>222995358Uncouth post
>>222995332>>222995335cope harder jock cunt abesyou'll die a disgraced granny shagger like alec salmond
>>222995344i got spain
Spain (2.38) 2-1 (0.43) Belgium
>>222994579How boring am I 1/10 >My interests history myths and scifi >I am 23 so pretty old >No degree but I told my last professor to go fuck himself >Work landscaping >Broke >I am a 4/10>Not charming >My only real accomplishment was going to Japan and taiwan
r/butterfacefemale has some cuties.
utterly fucking arsed my life up lads
just punched my nan in the back of the head
Do you reckon she died a virgin?
>>222995377boring is a matter of perspective
bedtime
well atheists?
>>222995121>never got over losing my best friendsameshe was also my oneitis
>>222995393It would be inappropriate to comment on the facts of the case at this early stage, but I would like to reiterate that the suspect is a WHITE BRITISH NATIONAL. Thank you. Next question.
>>222995410i... um... *gulp* you've got me there!
>>222995409that's me. scored a regular-timed bedtime posting on brit on my excellent phone
>>222995377you got mental health love x
>>222995410what on earth
>>222995409why's he wearing a nappy
>>222995419well it was leftypol so we are still in the clear
>>222995410man was programmed for two things, kill and knobin the stone age, you'd get up, kill an antelope then
>>222995383Now this some proper eating right there
>>222995410think even Diego would oppose this one (quietly)
>>222995409glasses are shit
Lolhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2xd555levo
rorke pulling his t-shirt out to hide his gut
>>222995377im pretty much you, except i've never travelled anywhere and i have no interests in anything.how do you even develop interests? i think all my life i've always been satisfied with simple answers, never had a drive inside telling me "go deeper".
>>222995387who says I don't
>>222995500cursed image
>>222995500Lovely bowl of... um... shite
>>222995410what if the atheist just agrees it is not morally wrong
>>222995500could have easily made this nice by pureeing some of the peas into a sauce and not cooking them for about two years
>>222995499looks like those fifth element egyptian robot niggas
>>222995500looks like pearls inside oysters x
>>222995507woops meant for >>222995410 my bad
>>222995520shut up you gay raped blacked retard fag
>>222995527
>>222995410isn't opposed by the bible either so long as you don't cum (spill your seed)
Can we please lay off Rorke today lads? He’s having a rough time with this Ann Widdecombe news
wish I had the know-how to make food taste goodall I know is Dolmio sauce
>>222995525the perfect woman
>>222995580so edging is allowed in christianity?
>>222995410what does this have to do with god?
feeling sad for belgium
>.gifyep knew that spammer was a faggot
:|
One upon a time I was doing a pooNow I’m only doing a fartNothing I can do, total eclipse of the shart
right well that's a pasta primavera without the prima
pretty german lasses singing lovely german songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78nmVDSCGdc
>>222995602would of won with thibaut courtois
>>222995410christians be like "i'd fuck a dead animal if not for jesus (pbuh)"
hey creg I wrote y'all a pome about erbs
>>222995500grim vegan queer
>>222995600Yeah but you'd better watch outIf one skerrick of precum hits bare earth, BAM lightning strike
>>222995642scrm
I will never have sex
had the chips and the fishhad to get the home fish since the mongs at the chip shop messed up the burgerGOT THE BIG FUCKING CANS
>>222995643
>>222995600Depends on the denomination, a lot of protestants and I believe the orthodox do allow it. Depends on how you interpret the story of Onan
e pluribus um
>>222995687
sir rodney mullen
right i was told yesterday point the fan out the window and get the hot air blown outgiving that a go nowyou better not have lied to me, you little bastard
>>222995660screeching this is me
>>222995643beautiful fella
>>222995696tried it and it did fuck all
>>222995706clearly not a fella
Don Diego will see to you now
>>222995643lovely lad>>222995703disgusting w*men
>mums bf just come overWish I could move out fuck my life
>>222995642hooting
Did someone mention poetry?
mad how men make better women than women
>>222995771not sure this is true
>>222995721dont say thatim at 28.3 in the bedroom so we'll see in an hour
>>222995766my god you're deep and that's about you, is it?
>>222995766I like that
Just spend all day watching American police body cam videos on YouTube me
>>222995766sorry i can't read cursive
>>222995799Think you're just cynical
>>222995799it's about me, it's about youi guess what I'm trying to say is it's about society
>>222995818and what have you learned?
>>222995818watch the sov cit ones they're the best
Erling "TND" Haaland
Wasn't that handball by Rodri?
black men
>>222995766reminds me of moussey's letters.
>>222995881dunno i didnt see it
>>222995894
how do you write the date?
>>222995902you the ref or summit?
>>222995896He had some good thoughts on Brian Eno's music in those letters if I recall
>>222995896didnt realise pen pal letters were allowed to be so short. i would feel shortchanged
>>222995532Dumbass cat
Ricky, Steve & Karl.
>>222995896>Does being Scottish bother you?That's such a good question
just want her back lads
spain unbeaten in 36 games. their longest ever streak.
>>222995881Don't think it was mate
>>222995912sup mouldie
Prince Harry spent years claiming it was too dangerous to bring his kids to the UK, only for him to now bring them and its fine the moment he can no longer make money from suing newspapers.Really makes you think
13 is made for sex
that hugh anthony fella is massive spastic
>>222995969not really
>>222995970
>>222995970perhaps reword that
>>222995970'
>>222995978who?
>>222995970It's Huntington's
>>222995987Philistine
>>222995998hello houseposter
teehee about to rile up Rorkey Pops before bed
>>222995953Candice was an angel
This is literally going to be me, quite literally, all weekend
Fucking hate living
>>222996013
Wish I were more eloquent
>>222996034maybe next life
>>222995978Prioritise Britain is such a funny America First ripoff, it's not a good name for it
Gary Lineker faces backlash after calling Falkland Islands 'Malvinas' on The Rest Is Football podcast
>Gary Lineker faces backlash after calling Falkland Islands 'Malvinas' on Netflix Rest Is Football podcastUtter woke bollocks
>>222996020we don't sign our posts here mate
>>222996016>>222995953rest in powerxx
I know that in general black people being cooler than white people is a silly American meme. But Lenny Kravitz really is the coolest motherfucker
>>222996052>>222996053now kiss
>>222996053>>222996052Knobhead ent he
>>222996052>>222996053
Recently came to terms with the fact that i probably am a little bit bent for liking trannies
>>222996034me too, grandiloquence is so attractive.
>>222996053>>222996052oh my days
>>222995978He's literally just copying Nick FuentesEven down to the homosexuality
Bawling my eyes out over Ann Widdecombe. The nation's granny
discordmongs are here doing their routine
>>222996066>>222996073>>222996077>>222996080>>222996084
>>222996086lol
>>222996088Had my first wank over her
Dip Gary Linker into boiling hot seed oils
>>222996052>>222996053fucking hell.who listens to podcasts anyways, such a millenial thing.
get the twink feet kissed and fucked
new >>222996116>>222996116>>222996116
>>222996111settle down rorke
you wont see Harry Kane doing adverts for crisps and podcasts in 30 years time. that much i know
>>222996079It's ok so long as you're not shagging them
>>222996133>>222996133>>222996133
