the lads edish
>>223236830>the pope may be French but Jesus is EnglishGreat film.
Brrrrrrrr.
Hi bruh
MOT on Wednesday. going to a different place since the guy in the normal Kwik Fit is a cunt
starmer goon
How many hours did you spend on 4chan last week?
I think Burnham is the WORST prime minister since Walpole.
turned my ac on got it down to 65 degreesit lush
>>223236875prefer not to say
>>223236875don't know, couple
>>223236875DunnoToo many
Might start a wiki edit fight. Burnham isn't PM yet and the post is vacant
on the off-chance that some idf dolt is snooping about in /brit/ i would like to say that i’m open for business, guaranteed to post whatever you want i don’t care
>>223236875probably about 70 hours easily
someone was rude to me the other day so I asked them to stop being rude and they did
>>223236880they dont know what 65 degrees is kek
If I can't renew my driver's license online because GOV one is being gay do I actually need to go to post office in person and solve it? that's a drag...
I am going to become a Catholic in hopes they will give me a job as a Monk
>>223236904:)
>>223236891that portrait looks a bit like a bradley
>>223236891Wikipedia is useless these days, this is just another example that affirms my viewpoint as being correct.
>>223236891clearly labels him as incumbent doesn't it
>>223236891why's he look like such a pussy? like he's apologising for being PM
>>223236891But it says incumbent right there, you massive knobhead
>>223236938Well it's not right is it. He hasn't been appointed by the King yet.
incumbutt
I'm cum bent
Very worrying times for the UK this. We do not have a Prime Minister. The fabric of the country is in grave peril.
>>223236975>>22323697625+ year old grown men authored these posts
Is there an ESL thing where they think "incumbent" means "incoming" or something like that?
Sir Cum In My Bum
>>223236875mi5 datamining post do not respond
>>223236995I'm 38 :)
>>223236995And?
>>223236995correctI'm 37
doing a minecraft steve crouch dance at the club
>>223236995tell andy's man club, not us
they love their frogs
big fan of small countries that exist for odd reasonsyour belgiums, your moldovas, your montengros
>>223237034s
>>223237055the deutsch one is always some variation of aquafaba usually not featuring frogs
>>223237060You’re a monte negro
Why is Nolan like this?
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>>223237060Malta, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg
>>223236996Nah, you're just stupid
>>223237085why didnt you watch it in imax?
>>223236869>"bruh"fuck off sanjeet
>>223237105i'm poor and couldn't afford the ticket
>>223237113arent they like £20?
>>223237097hs?
im gonna order some beers this is not a way to live
my sister said, with a preface that she'd never done it herself and never would, that I'd be surprised how many women get a bit lezzy with each other when boredsaid she walked in on her mate getting her fanny ate by her other mate once
should I quit my job to do a 5 week TAFE course? And then find a quick job right after
>>223237121Yes, Andy Burnham is officially the incumbent Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. [1] He officially assumed the office on Monday, July 20, 2026, following a formal handover of power. [1, 2] The transition timeline completed today unfolded as follows:]
>>223237120yes mate. not made of money
>>223237126they're both married to men now btw
>>223237126Mdma would do it
>>223237143Wikipedia editors are retardedly impatient so that influences the AIBurnham hasn't been formally appointed
>>223237126describe your sister's body?
>>223237154big fucking hamster thing
Burnham's wife is fucking heinous LOL
>>223237126no such thing as a straight womanno such thing as a lesbian either
>>223237165scrum
>>223237168If it's on Wikipedia and the AI confirms it then its real that's how it works we live in a post truth society
someone's throwing a tantrum
>>223237187mad how the female form by just not being egregiously out of shape is so icnredibly attractivemad how ugly our gender is
>>223237192she was a piece of ass back in the day dunno why she aged 3x the normal speed
>>223237165bizarre post
>>223237186Bryce Dallas Howard in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
>>223237192oh my god
>>223237085Weird episode of Dr Who.
pooing out an entire dinner’s worth of undigested spaghetti
spaghetti order just arrived
herobrine is real
>>223237250ever shag her up the arse
rorke cluelessly ordering gravy during his trip to the united states
>>223237303he's no hero
yesterday i saw a gay chinese man
What did you get up to with your mates at the weekend?
>>223237303No he’s not, shut the fuck up
>>223237330went fishing
>>223237330me and all my mates sat in my box room and played on the computer. why?
>>223237330don't have any matesdid nothinglol
>>223237330posted on the /brit/ with them
astral projection is real, let's all meet up in the spirit realm
>>223237293pasta takeaway?>>223237330went out on the piss by myself friday and saturday because i have no matesfailed to pull as welljust made a fool of myseflbut i guess at least no one knew me there...
going to eat a biscuit soon
>>223237353>>223237367fuck off back to britfeel
>>223237376Information highway = Spirit realm
>>223237257Fuck me been dragged right out of moss side
>>223237330Theyve been doing cocaine every night for the last 5 days going to sleep at 5-6am while im being sober getting up early and going for a walk and a swim
>>223237412good lad
>>223237330Friday I went for a couple of pintsSaturday I was running a lot of errands and then went for pintsSunday went to the beach
manifesting during the height of an orgasm = big winsfew know this
>>223237431how the fuck u have enough friends to do sociala ctivites all 3 days fucks ake
honestly if my sister got stuck in a washing machine I probably wouldn't rape her
Rorke not bothering to do anything with his life because society is collapsing but then it doesn't collapse so he's just sat there looking like an idiot
what's a waldorf school like
rorke requesting 'I like the way you kiss me' by artemas for his open casket funeral
>>223237445nun he culd do anyway
>>223237441diegsy mate why haven’t you offed yourself yet we both know its long overdue
>>223237456scr
>>223237165lmao
>>223237424Im going crazy a bit, they just woke up 15 mins ago. But i do feel good being in the sun and not beif a total pos catching the morning rays
might pull the fresh crisp cold White monster out of the fridge
>>223237467after i failed to obtain an assassin i have accepted my fate as someone living (for the moment)
>>223237445right well this is ktim
>>223237330mates are for faggots, but I went to the skatepark
>>223237456Its a good song
it took a Scouser to bring Madchester to 10 Downing Street
>>223237445half of society desu
had a dream where a giant daddy long legs spider that was as tall as a man was attacking me like a strider from half life 2 (2004)
>>223237192we didn't know how good we had it
>>223237489just swim in shark infested waters and let nature take its course. cape cod is teeming with white sharks hunting seals
>>223237508jesus lad you don’t honestly think that do you?
>>223237517>tall as a manbut striders are about 100 feet tall so something doesn't add up
business idea: a hitman service where clients put hits on themselves that get triggered if they don't meet certain goals like getting a gf or quitting drugs
>>223237512agreed, got it on my phone even
>>223237533nah I'm just lonely so I be spiteful to cope
>>223237542FCKOING SCREAMIGNGG
some good posts today and no /pol/ melties let's keep it up y'all x
niggering about in me undies
>>223237542pns
>>223237548you aren't though
Might start calling images/videos that are clearly AI, photoshopped instead
I'm here this afternoon to offer you a sprite cranberry
>>223237520rather not have to go to that country tbqh
>>223237542psiabnf
>>223237555
>>223237542>left out the rest because he was too lazy to edit names as wellpiss poor effort mate
>>223237564*snatches it off you and starts raping it*
Instead of givig 300 euro for drugs i bought some great records and got friendly with the record store staff or at least tats my cope
>>223237445So like you on 4chan from the moment you wake, until bedtime?
slap an absurdobrad on it and it'll get you multiple poo screaming in a niggers faces place has gone to the dogs
Sir Hand Kisser
>>223237586Good lad. Those records and the friends you made will last longer and be more fulfilling than the temporary high from a few lines of coke.
>>223237508Man in his 30s at the skate park watching kids. Ruh Roh.
>>223237548trying way too hard
>>223237601recognisable posting style autist
>>223237542do your mates know how funny you are on 4chan?
>>223237542Fake editCoward
>>223237586why the fuck would u go on holiday with cokeheads who dont even use it tog o out just sit aroudn talking drinking nonsense for hours?like i have friends who are prone to this and i will literally leave the party at midnight or whatever and just go home or out by myself cos it's so fucking boringrather shoot myself than go on holiday with that
>>223237632the so-called "minge"
right wellington
>>223237639What rorke imagines in his head when he daydreams about locking in
anyone planning any good posts that i want to be around for?and your expected time frame please
What's that Rorkepops? He was a man against what? No I very much doubt a vegetarian would be against thyme, run along now little one
>>223237632would slurp that up like a pastrami sandwich
walked into a spider's web earlier so now that spider is living in my hair laying its eggs under my skin, can feel it happeningstill it's nature so who am I to criticise that spider
looks like an old ripped out fireplace
>>223237624You spend that much time on 4chan?
>>223237643>>223237672posting the same thing every day
>>223237603it's just one guy samefagging
>>223237616how you know I'm in my 30's? lmao but nah half the cunts there are in their 30's too, but they are actually good haha x
>>223237624scrm so true its always the same uptight bitter cunt posting with proper punctuation and eveything
>>223237662Begrudgingly laughed at this post.
In bed. Farting.
>>223237679Are you always here to read it again?
I miss Mousey.
>>223237680you'll do nothing
>>223237699ktim
How many women did you approach this weekend when you were out with your mates?
>>223237689i thought it was heathermong
>>223237699He was here yesterday freaking out about the janny
>>223237611I got some Arthur Russel, i got some Moodymann first japanese edition, i got some Cassius, I got some Polish music, some good second hand house records, bought some Evelyn Champagne Kinghttps://youtu.be/71E8sArttE0?si=HII3LhqA_Y2Ut2y6Stood in a room with a Swedish guy for 3 hours while his fsmily waited for him downstairs, he bought only Japanese records
>>223237695
>>2232377101 million
>>223237691in bed farting so much that the covers billow up like a hot air balloon and my bed floats out the window
>>223237717based tasteb
>>223237080pointless webmyou're a waste of space
Y'all ever smoke that sweet crystal?
>>223237719sc
>>223237710spoke to a woman yesterday and have been miserable ever since
>>223237739actually at the point now that when this pops up i feel as if i'm lewis
How many mates are in your WhatsApp group chat?
carving a poo totem
>>223237652They are my friends, they do coke on special occasions, i dont mind, we go out and they do cocaine everywhere, i used to do that 4 years ago, i fall alseep around 2-3 so not missing out much
>>223237710i wasn't out with my mates but i approached like 3-4best i got was a bit of dancingjuily has been a massive dry spell not even a single kiss
Irish women.
Honestly if they just gave Toby his meth, we’d be in a much better place as a general
Will I steal it?
>>223237763It's always me that posts it lol
do any of you still go shopping in person, for the big shop?cant imagine not using online delivery nowadays
Hello. I’m an autistic virgin who’s never had any friends. I’m going to expend needless effort ensuring my posts contain proper punctuation and capitalisation, because this place is the closest I get to human interaction and you need to take me VERY seriously. Thank you.
>>223237695>>223237710>>223237767
>>223237790sometimes when i can be bothered to drive over there
>>223237795Good lad. Good MAN.
>>223237790yes because im not lazy
i saw a middle easterner at the park in my neighborhood today(maybe he was turkish or iranian)it was weird
>>223237784Toby doesn't post here anymore. The posts about meth are made by a separate poster, who also takes meth now apparently.
I invented that gimmick btw
>>223237796I see those posts touched a nerve.
>>223237767We use Viber here
hello i type in trannycase because im heckin quirky and dont want to make any effort (much like my life outside 4chan)
I had mates but I ghosted them all
>>223237809show us your little yellow bart simpson cock
>>223237815sir punctuation autistgood grammar ahh
>>2232377674
>>223237836Ebonics award.
>>223237832panic buying
>>223237832fucking um
>>223237809I was the only white guy in a sauna in Busan and they all walked around with their willies out
>>223237836Ask me how I know you failed in school and are still a failure.
>>223237818sounds like a gay sex app
>>223237819>>223237845>trannycase>ebonicsgave your game away lil nigga no well-adjusted person is saying that shit
Just watched obsession imagine if a girl was actually obsessed with you like that corrrrr
>>223237819it’s 2026 lad you’re allowed to digitally code switchbit worrying if you still don’t know how ngl
>>223237854gay or normal sauna?
>>223237788
>>223237865Why do you insist on speaking like a black?
>>223237866RAPE!
>>223237819Ass status: blasted
>>223237862It does lol
>>223237832roaring
>>223237815have you ever felt the inside of a vagina?
>>223237869An Australian post featuring no Ebonics? Mental.
Had a bad dream where terfs and fascists ruled the world and I was being lynched for being a tranny, then I woke up in Britain :(
>>223237870Normal sauna and waterpark
>Andy Burnham is set to be the first lifelong Roman Catholic to become prime minister of Britain when he is appointed on Mondaytotal papist victory lads
Does this "Rorke" spend as much time on 4chan as (You)?
>>223237874how am i talking like a black then
>>223237866That happened in kindergarden and my parents had to call her parents snd tell then to do something. Now she is insanely gorgeous and married with kids hehe
>>223237893they had cocks out even in the waterpark with the girls?was it mens only sauna?>>223237888no
In bed. Snoozing.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1784547505962650.mp4
>>223237899rorke was out all weekend with his mates and gfthe rorke poster was on his computer all weekend
Hello all.
>>223237899I'm rorke
rorke going “ummmm… ebonics much??” and being met with twenty seconds of awkward silence after his mate says “yo that’s mad”
>>223237888I have 2 children a wife and my own house, you?
>>223237899no he has no time he's always out and about getting up to various high jinks you see
>>223237896Problem with that is if he passed pro abortion laws he could be excommunicated, however unlikely
im going to save the day
Are women impressed with your meme folders?
men also turn "gay" when boredmaybe not runtish slugs like you but when i played rugby any time we had a drink we did some gay things like lick each others balls to see who had the saltiest ones and shove cucumbers up someone's arse all banter of course but you mongs are so insecure you think it's actually homosexuality
>>223237905The dressing room and sauna part was men only and then the waterpark was mixed with swim suits
Oh he's seething. Wonder if he'll spam the distorted Bradleys or the random Instagram meme page screenshots next.
rorke lives in a laboratory being experimented upon
>>223237911
>>223237933that's not how it works, Biden expanded abortion access and no one cared
>>2232379163 kids and 2 wives
rorke getting fucking pulverised by a massive bbc
there's trouble in the dollhouse
>>223237948we all do. we're all in a simulation being experimented on
>>223237916shut up mate ffs i can feel your virgin aura emanating through my screen its giving me radiation burns like the chernobyl firefighters
>>223237923So his life is better than yours?
>>223237933if burnham rolls back the horrific laws that the commons passed last june then he will be a significant improvement>>223237944u hit on any of the girls?
>>223237958ok
>>223237910damn those are some big textsyou jus know that BPD pussy ridiculous tho
Why do you hate trans people?
>>223237946aussiemong i assume?
>>223237969perhaps but at least we are decent FUCKING human beings
>>223237972Or just ban it and let hoenomics do its thing
>>223237968Is being married and having 2 children and a house something you find impossible?
im planning my escape from the facility
we need to start turning on the aussie posters
>>223237974recognisable posting style
Sup crodieu good?
>>223237983not a real aussie
surprising lack of trannoids at the current toilthere's only an FtM, no MtFs. Used to be another FtM, one of the managers, but I dunno what happened to him (her).
>>223237991prove it
>>223237988With your LOL memes and gimmicks on 4chan. I see.
>>223237991screaming that this is how you think normal people talk
>>223238005ye me gudu good crodie?
Anti bribery training doneDoing my cyber security training now
>>223238005yeah im good
those showers be mad steamy now haha
I've got the autism then haven't I
rorke being flown into area 51 after the alien king demands to speak with him personally
>>223238030i know where you work
>>223237832what? are you gay?>>223237854>>223237865these days, a massive number of tourists from the west, the middle east, and elsewhere are flocking to south korea and japan (south korea is seeing nearly 30 million visitors, while japan has likely surpassed the 40 million mark)this is likely due to the fact that the value of our currencies has plummetedthey probably feel like they've struck it rich heremeanwhile, we're the ones facing rising prices because of them
>>223238018What would you accept as proof that you won't claim is fake and won't compromise my identity?
>>223238038grow up
>>223238005im good wbu crodie? x
>>223238037We all do it seems
>>223237991for a boring spergy bastard such as yourself? of course not sure why you’d assume i was talking about anyone else
Trans people being segregated, banned from any kind of social group, blamed for everything, have billions in lawfare against them, are being murdered...Our government and population cheers.
>>223238053>won't compromise my identity?howling
>>223238058naw
>>223238065bursting for the loo as well
>>223238022I can tell you don't talk to many people outside of 4chan.
Calling Mr Slimani…
>>223238053timestamped full home address and your full names and birth certificates and pictures of their faces and blood types and vaccination records
>>223238079can you do a vocaroo please
>>223238053your wedding ring + timestamp
>>223238038When was the last time you were on a plane?
Alien take me to your leaderRorke swivels around in his chair my life gay porn
Spaki pretending he's married again is he
Mad how 90% of posts here are just bait. And the 10% that aren’t will still get you a hostile response if you reply the wrong way
First there came for the tranniesAnd I did nothing because I wasn't trans
>>223238075rapes your arse then
>>223238099For what purpose?
>>223238103I'm not allowed on planes
you're bumming the wrong arse
>>223238118all one guy (me)
>>223238103Dunno maybe 2017 or so
>>223238108you're actual mindraped ffs grow up
>>223238118Yeah?
>>223238129Nowhere to go, no one to go with, no one to see. Ok big man.
Make the new so we can ditch this one
>>223238142Just recognised your posting style
>>223235355>>223235355
>>223238118fuckup you little gyspy slag ill skin you
Then they came for the incels... And there was noone left to stand up for me
>>223238175>>223238175>>223238175
>>223238148Yeap x
>>223238042Well now I have the tools to protect myself from your bribery and cyber attacks
>>223238048>are you gay?all australians are gay by default, especially here
