enzo edish
suckling on a ...
looking at period drawings of 50 medieval jobs not a single person has looked happy in any of themThis job was Trumpet Player
this was tuff desu
mark knopfler was 25 herelooks at least 41
right well that's Bonnie Blue spraying breast milk while being double penetrating and being given a golden shower by 3 guys wearing balaclavas
If you had a penis implant after a very unfortunate accident would it be gay to wank?
rorke's mum throwing his bottle collection away
>>223275984gayest celebration of the world cup
Back from my tsuchinoko huntdidn't find one but I did find some promising tracks leading into a strange burrowSet up a trail cam so we shall see
Why is it that Christians martyred by pagans are an accepted historical fact, and likewise Christians martyred by Muslims or by adherents of other denominations of Christianity, but the moment anyone mentions a Christian saint being martyred by a Jew it's described as a falsehood and 'blood libel'?
Spurrier. He made spurs
>>223276012It was quite cringe
>>223276038vile little antisemite
>>223276020implant made of what? plastic or penis meat?
>>223276038how do you know it wasnt just a local child rapist murderer
>>223276006you try smiling when your mouth is full of trumpet
lads should I spend the 18 euro for premium hinge to see my likes just to see if Maria is hot
>>223275984>capitalising /brit/subhuman behaviour
>>223276018um where
>>223276038nigga actin like he dont kno
diego getting early bird tickets to Bugged Out: 2001&On at drumshedsreminiscing about the golden days
>>223276066Another blokes william, meant transplant rather than implant desu
gay arse shake
penis implant on the nhs possible?
>>223276078back in my day we made new real /brit/ threads when someone did that. now it's just ignoredgame's gone
love andy burnham cos he's from the north and listens to new order!
decent line up 2bh
Partaking in a little runny poo, please provide some guidance
>>223276095>botched circumcision"a little off the top, please"say no more
Tired as
leftypol using chatgpt to see how he can get on the nhs waiting list for a donor bbc
>>223276111literally do not know a single act
>>223276111niceyou going?
>>223276111dread to imagine the utter wankers attending that
>>223276111don't understand why dj's are famous
right that's the car washed then is it? yeah
>>223276146attached to the inside of his arse
>>223276156:(
>>223275984
i deserve a free flat in the Barbican
ladsgot 78k in a 4%/year 0% risk fixed rate savingsthe 1 year bond matures in 3 hoursdo I invest it or just put it back in a 0% risk bollocks for another year? been doing this for 4 years straight now with half my moneyfeels a bit inefficient desuespecially given I've made 8% on one stock in just a month
with a little bit of luck we can make it through the night
>Ann Widdecombe was hit on head 21 times with hammer, prosecutors sayBit harshTap your leg 21 times and now imagine each of those taps is instead you smashing a hammer into some old bird's headThat's a lotHe must have been mental
>>223276146>donor bbcyeah two of them mate and a can of coke cheers
>>223276188they're comfy inside. womfy, even.
>>223276200
>>223276207actual scream
>>223276200Didn't he drive almost 300 miles to do it? Safe to say he was wrong in headsworth
>>223276188mad how it looks like complete shit but is full of poshos Ernő Goldfinger is a monster
>>223276221A provisional date of June 8, 2027, was set for a trial to begin at the Old Bailey.
>>223276221made him look a bit ethnic there
>>223276111only recognize avalanches
>>223276148its the hits of the 00s mate>>223276156so im a wanker then am i
I don’t get it
>>223275984unlucky lad
>>223276188no you don'tthey are ancient and the heating and plumbing is fucked in all of them they are trapped in a pretty looking hellhole
>>223276200the tolerant left
i live inside an aquarium
Imagine if Hitler had a BBC
>>223276207Donor, bhuna, bhajis and chips?
>>223276188girl i was fond of from school lived there with her bf for a while
>>223276280Thoughts on the end of the neoliberal order and Bellingham's defeat at the hands of the argies?
i like eating fruit as a snack :)
>>223276195dont know sorry
>>223276283i used to live there. this is horseshit cope for people to hate. the heating comes on when it gets cold and the buildings are well insulated anyway
>>223276314I don't
>>223276304They already had a pretty organised propaganda apparatus, didn't really need their own BBC
andy burnham is bringing back Pacers
>>223276314*bums you*
>>223276283Put a jumper on
>>223276272saying they do actually want to be real woman and not merely have people think they're women
i said i live inside an aquarium*jet of bubbles shoots out of my nose*
i've got nothing left to post for the rest of the night
I'm ghost in the shell
>>223276314have to cut up apples into slices because ive got sensitive teeth
imagine if yer nan had a bbc
>>223276364*does this 2 u*
im a horrible wretch
imagine if yer nan was a kindle>>223276390
>>223276390you can't park there mate
>>223276369well bugger off with you then
https://www.ebu.ch/files/live/sites/ebu/files/Publications/strategic/open/EBU_Sport_raising_the_bar.pdf
>>223276390kinky
>>223276385>
>>223276390>ambaileans
got my jellyfin sorted outit doing well
>>223276408saw this they can fucking do one
>>223276418good lad
>>223276390why is ambulance spelt like that?
>>223276314got a nice watermelon today, very sweet
>>223276426
>>223276426tummy
having her food early today
>>223276453vermin
>>223276442Utterly pointless mp4
>>223276453you feed them far too oftendead by next month
they really don't like arses
>>223276442umm right so she's got a lovely fucking little arse hasn't she?
>>223276453aw thats so cute, do you have more pics?
>>223276446>>223276408 This gets posted daily and every time someone has to explain this to these retarded mongs:NOBODY involved in the sport wants this. It will NEVER happen.1 The female athletes want their pussy and ass on display which is why they wear skimpy panties with their arse checks out. This is how they make money.2 The viewers want to see pussy and ass, which is why the only events that have an audience are those where women's labia is visible.3 The organisers want the sex appeal because it makes money.The people behind this document are neither the athletes nor the viewers nor the organisers. They are are an independent group screaming into the wind. But you mongs will just swallow it up and seethe over nothing.
>>223276453berge
>>223276446how do you find this do you work in broadcasting
scottish people be like ogh aye ate too much haggis call the ambaileans
>>223276453was out for a walk the other day and someone had left a dead baby seagull on top of a dead hedgehog on the kerbvery confusing sight
The beast
>>223276492I saw it on twitter
OCD life ruined
Someone's cummed on my bag on the train home
mum's just ground me to dust in a pestle and mortar
>>223276487HEAR! HEAR!
>pitsvery disrespectful#not woke enough
>>223275984KWAB
>>223276476want her, nay, need her to rape me with a strap on
>>223276517hate when they do that
made a cheeky £600 on the stocks today ladsit's mad all you've got to do is like...wait?I was deep in the red 2 weeks agojust didn't panic and waitedthen it went green and I soldthat's all you've got to dosimple as
>full faceabsolutely haram get a burkha on her
>>223276477and then the athletes post stuff like this
>>223276484
cant see any bush there mate
lovely day out with the mrs and she was lookin bang tidy as per haha x
>>223276476PHWOAR
>>223276559shes this close to starting an onlyfans
>>223276513> an online subculture of lonely, disaffected men, known as “gooners”, who bond with one other over their shared fascination with obsessive masturbation and compete with each other to see who can keep going for hours or even days at a time.
>>223276566she's trying to take out the competition by making them having a disgusting firebush on their crotch
>>223276504
>>223276559>>223276566>>223276577get them all fucking arrested NOW
Just boiled some poo in a hotel kettle
>>223276476she could play iwth my 4" pole
>>223276552i would do this but it scares me too much
>>223276446Does this fit all the guidelines?
they must have used that booklet like that for footage of the fans at the world cup >positive coverage>uggos>negative coverage>hot people
>>223276453>>223276560ciuuute>>223276476what a face
>>223276566That's why the captions upset she's shaved it offthey want to see the bush
>>223276504get him patted NOW
it is very important that /brit/ knows what makes my cock hard and what i wank to
>>223276560good on you for feeding them :)
>>223276607not really but nuffin they can do . im wanking to their comic strips right now
>>223276600my philosophy is that I only gamble with money I've earned their stockseven in cartoonishly worst case scenario - it was never money that I earned or had in my pocket in the first placemakes me far less of a puss desu life is about risk ladjust DO IT
you guys see that they can recreate how a person roughly looks from a DNA sample
>>223276564hey its that thing
started describing my degree as a lower first instead of upper second
>>223276607the angle does not provideany insightful view for either the audience orthe commentator
>IRS to take a cut of Spain's $50,000,000 prize money >FIFA secured tax exemptions for itself and federations for the World Cup, but left the actual players to pay the IRS. A uniquely U.S. scenario.
>>223276644looks like henry and hans from KCD2
>>223276607why dont they just make them wear shorts then we dont need to see all up in their business
poozooka
>>223276644
rest in peaceNIGGA
2 trannies on a bikeriding trandem
quick night poo for me then bed time
>>223276676brutal thing about that is NYC/NJ has very high taxesThat's why the biggest sporting events take place in Vegaslmao
How does /brit/ rank?
>>2232767292005 have i got news for you joke
>>223276732
>>223276038they can pull off making leo frank innocent, and that’s the history now. so it’s pretty easy to absolve them of the death of some saint from a million years ago
>>223276701facialabuse. pronto.
>>223276681>make them wear shortsthe females DO NOT WANT that. they could easily wear shorts, but they don't make any money because female sports attracts viewers on through ARSE LEGS AND PUSSY
>>223276656does this fit the guidelines?
>>223276637how risky do you go thoughlast i checked they were restricting all kinds of leverage and shorting in the uk anyway so you cant lose or make a ton of moneynot worth the stress in my opinion if im worrying about a 10% change
>>223276758that's a compliment I'd say
>>223276681
>>223276513thas bird shit
>>223276753oh dear... i did 17 a few months ago (don't train to failure often) and i'm not even that muscular or athletic
>>223276766she would be on ghettogaggers
>>223276504Powerberg
>>223276809mad how she went to cambridge
there should be no council housing at all
We had the highest female jump record by Stefka Kostadinova for 37 years at 2.09 meters until a girl from Ukraine jumped 2.10 in 2024
Track and Field athletes have extremely rectangular bodies and no tits. That's perfect for sports, but not very sexo.
need a bonfire to burn all this wood I've got but the weather is not cooperating
>>223276753honestly don't believe for a second the average american male spends $900 a year on vitamins and supplements
>>223276089>thinking diego would go drumshedshe's way too gay for that
>>223276408>this is the hideous looking cunt used to justify it
>>223276809me when i walk into toil in my mankini and everyone laughs at me
>>223276867she very clearly wears shorts most of the time except for when the cameras are on I guess
>>223276753>77 life expectancystate pension age will be that by the time we get there I'll never get a chance to retire just die in my seat at toil
>>223276867i'm curvier than her lmao
>>223276819I think my max is around 28-31
If you're gooning to this thing on the telly you need to be committed.
my jellyfin is peng now, sorted out the audio and video side of it, as well as my folder structurestakes a bit of time but im not pretty much 100% set
>>223276867some are cute
so, you were at Helgen?
>>223276915
>>223276867u r gay af
>>223276907full ones or cheating half reps?
nothing beats a good hammer to the sack
>>223276937Ah yes gay for not liking women with male bodies. Seen trannies that look more feminine that her.
>>223276907absolute bullshit
anyone here dated a girl that did sports? I dated a water polo girl for a while with huge tits but her back was very wide, she framemogged me but those were the most perfect breasts I've ever seen, quite regret not taking a photo or a video
can't lose weight because of the boozecan't live without the boozeit's quite the dilemma
>>223276867>hip dipsdisgusting
I wet shave every other day
>>223276925You not having any trouble with metadata and scraping? A lot of people say Jellyfin sucks for it but mine just werked and I've got a large library
>>223276925i just torrent a film and whack it in the ‘films’ folder on my desktop
>>223276867that's a manno wonder shes complaining
nth for the baddiedem
>>223277007t. sex haver
>>223277013grim
>>223277003no not really, always been fine for mecan always just use the IMDB code for the media if it doesn't auto populate
>>223276925i just type in "watch films online for free" and click the play button
>>223276981nah... i've been doing pull ups since i was 15 and im 21 now. i was doing them weighted 5x60kg until a year or soi posted my physique here>>223268344>>223271450>>223276940i mean i try to do them with the best form possible
>>223277041
Strategically timing a poo
>>223277079I would be walking out without a shirt if I looked like this
>>223277085wonder if she would change her opinion if she was choking on my 6.5 inch bwc
>>223277079Wish I didn't have this extra weight, cba to diet but lifting is pointless if protein loading is only going to make me fatter
>>223277128that's not big, son
>>223277085>when she makes videos like that on tiktok
yeah i cant stand you so
I need to stick my tongue straight up Emma Watson’s poop chute.
>>223277085but why would I do this? I have DVDs and stremio
in bed, nice and early
>>223276867There are many cute t&f athletes. Take my word for it, can't post them cause I've got a headache. Phone posting instead
>>223277187just use jellyfin cuh
>>223277187you can tell she's a dumb bitch
>>223276890>>223276915so it's one of those uggos who gets a bit of attention from men and instead of reciprocating or politely ignoring it, tries to rid themselves of the childhood trauma of being bullied for being uggo by making men feel dirty or guilty for finally wanting her. literally just indulging the revenge fantasies she had as a 13 year old uggo now she's a 40 year old uggo instead
>>223277215right wellington
women tend to cream themselves when you mention your jellyfin server
>>223276111For me it's Bloodstock Festival in two weeks
really need a woman irl to humiliate my small willybit sick of the whole online sph spiel now
>>223277217>just use jellyfin>my jellyfin is peng now, sorted out the audio and video side of it, as well as my folder structures>You not having any trouble with metadata and scraping?>can always just use the IMDB code for the media if it doesn't auto populateDon't need to do any of this shit with stremio
>>223277215
>>223277198should do a nice bedtime wank
big fan of this angle
>>223277252his feet will be off soon
>>223277276stremio has its own issues
whole cock needs coming off
motherfucker fuck the fucking world, and my new band is called ..... syskill
we're online only paljust create an account mateyou need a mobile number for updatesand we need to send you a two factor codeand just scan your face to prove your identityand upload a scan of your passportand remember to subscribe to our emails so you don't miss out
palesoftslavic
>>223277303never have issues except my real debrid sub running out
>>223277277Cuties
prefer physical media me
>>223277149The average in the UK is apparently 5.2
>>223277335>he pays money
>prefer physical media me
>>223277361
mad how it be
>>223277312
we need culvers in the uk
We need to increase the microplastic density of the ganghes. Either indians don't care and it effectively sterilizes a good portion of them, or they do care and are forced to drink actually purified water. The ganghes ecosystem is already dead, the waters could still be used for rituals but not for drink, so there's no excuse
>>223277381We don't need diabetes
>>223277381cunts are fat enough already
prefer a physical cock up my arse
>>223277391My bollocks are fucked anyway, I'm probably completely sterile. I'm going to scran all the microplastics I want.
>>223277370>I will post a picture of a fat man, that will prove my point
>>223277361that's mentally smallsmall enough to measure out with your fingers and nowhere near big enough for a blowjob, titjob, or to hit the A spot
>>223277406cocks have all gone digital now
whole media wall needs coming off
>just pondered what the next WC match is
>>223277421Porn has ruined you
i hate women and foreigners
>>223277439im actually in agreement with himim 5'7 and even i've got a 5.8 incher which i thought was quite averageand im not pornbrained as i exclusively enjoy ifeelmyself content
>>223276552Don't know how to start. Do you literally just go to a site and deposit money and leave your details?
>692 found this helpful
>>223277421havent had any complains
>>223277349would wroship that tum until the end of the world
indian hours
>>223277421mine is 4.7 on a good day
what if carling was evil and still tasted like shit
>>223277439i'm sph lad so yeh no shit
>>223277448ktim
eating a bowl of mixed fruit and enjoying myself
>>223276753>best shape at 23It's over
willy was 3 inches when I was fatit's 7 now no jokegenuinely had no ideas I had a decent dick until like 3 years agowould have made losing weight easiwr if I knew
>>223277562right well that's extremely fucking gay
maoist nigger
>>223277516It's much better than the usual stuff but yes, also shit.
>>223277573That's why you do a bone pressed measurement
>>223277562>t. gibbon at chester zoo
I tell girls my dick is really small so when they see it they are like "oh thats not bad at all"'
>>223277562>>223277617
31 years old
>>223277627I tell them it's small but make jokes about having a fat tongue instead.. they still never sleep with me though, just call me jamie oliver
>>223277617
>>223277627who the fuck talks about thier cock before sex?you give them a verbal preview?
>>223277645monkeys are so funny xD
AI is essentially just a jewish hype scheme and revenge fantasy
gwan lads get the gibbons posted
there should be reparations for hypergamy
life is essentially just a jewish hype scheme and revenge fantasy
>>223277610Voleball thighs corrr spaff
>>223277573you had 4 inches of fat you disgusting cunt?
>Day 2 of the diet>mumberg bought me mcdonaldsI can't be blamed for this
im being bullied for eating fruit
>>223277604doesn't work when you have as much pubic fat as I did, also your erections are worse when you're fat
>>223277679COROR
>>223277692little gay monkey
Fucking hell had half a red onion that was going off so I ate it to save wasting it fucking hell it was foul I've been out off onions, garlic chives etc for the rest of my life that was fucking awful and I can't get the taste out of my throat
>>223277692i'll bully your anus with my cock
>>223277698Take viagra, my wilbur was fucking massive on it
theres a fatbody in here with stretchmarks all over his tummy because hes a fat cunt
>>223277610>>223277679>>223277706Not a single one of these girls is over the age of 17
>>223277719ok
>>223277733You think they care?
>>223277643>just call me jamie oliveridgi>>223277658it comes up in conversation sometimes>>223277729that means you have to work on circulation, you can achieve that natty
I would honestly rather kill myself than eat a whole onion again fucking hell
>>223277683see>>223277698a lot of it would have been the suppresses testosterone and poor circulation
>>223277733See>>223277706
>>223277743Probably not considering they're more than likely Indian
>>223277684Dude's lucky he can still walk to and save his life
>>223277770talking about the girls
>>223277729as I just said, I'm no longer fat so it is no longer an issue
>>223277750>you can achieve that nattyNah trust me mate viagra erections are on another level
NEW>>223277791>>223277791>>223277791
>>223277782but if you lose even more weight you'll get a bigger knob
>>223277753you can put it in ice water and it gets milder, i mean cut up slices
>>223277787you're in denial
>>223277684do you reckon being fat makes your nipples bigger or would he just have gigantic nipples even at a normal weight
>>223277733the camera one is from the olympics so you're a fucking retard
>>223276026>>223276058you just say cuz you got btfo
