kurva anyátok
*sigh*incel drivel it is then
>>223309867Yes a REAL image of a REAL dog that can DIE unlike a drawing
ok i will post!!
>>223309873suck on this
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1784761559394925.mp4
>>223309882wearing these for PE and blinding five children by accident
>>223309883
Might get up and have a cheeky can of Guinness and a cig then go back to bed
>>223309880you think an image can die?
>>223309903i miss having a cig before bed
>>223309912I know mirrors shatter when you look at them
>>223309897pfft anyone can pull a facewatch: *pulls a face*so how come I'm not famous?WOKE
KnowledgeStrengthIntegrity
UwU
>>223309918from experience is that
>>223309912No and I never implied otherwise
>>223309906s
>>223309921cus you aren't a peng likkle caramel ting bruv
PooPeePoo
>>223309928Of avoiding your ugly mug yeah
>>223309939exactly WOKE
>>223309932did you post a real dog?
>>223309940What compels you incel freaks to keep posting these inconsequential screencaps?
>>223309946doesn't really make sense as a retort, you have lost the mandate of heaven
>>223309963
rap up this dull fucking argument about dogs asap please
>>223309963we will never know the answer to this question
I really fancy a kebab
*growls*
>>223309983be quiet
>>223309973Look at me and you'll probably send me there
>>223309980please stop posting these images that give ammunition to jfs please
0 u 0
going to have a 3 hr nap if thats alright with you
>>223309994you're not making it up there mate
>>223309958Yes in fact it doesn't come more real than the dog I posted but here's another real dog
i must be getting old because goddamn these teenagers look like they're 7 years old
>>223310004yeah that's fine mate
>>223309996haha i like that face
EAT DA POO POO
>>223310009that's an image again
>>223310013>>223310014get raped
>>223309995Dunno why you care what they think. The lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of sheep.
>>223310005Neither are you you fat cunt
>>223310017Well done columbo yes it's an image of a dog.
remember the brazilian that would spam pictures of pop star every daywhat happened to him
Peng Asian Tings
smearing shit on my face
>>223310025are you projectingare you in fact a fat ugly bastardcorrrr can I see
>>223310033I accept your concession
>>223310046The only thing projecting is your gut
>>223310044peng
>>223310023
I really do genuinely utterly despise zoomer yankno but brooo thats craaaazy though brono but literully bro that wiiildhate it hate it hate it hate it hate it
>>223310058When will you accept your meds?
https://youtu.be/6XWNdVRfZIg
>>223310067rattled by the treachery of images
>>223310024good point
>>223310037died of mad cow disease
>>223310060can I see though, get it posted, jiggle a bit for us
>>223310065*zoomer yank lingo I meant to say
>>223310084I'm not your dad
is pastaboyzero a gimmick or an actual spazzer
Remember foot in mouth disease? What was that about?
>>223310087post your body
>>223310093>foot in mouthyummer 0_0
>>223310093is that the one the homos were getting
>>223310093what I get whenever I'm near your mums beautiful feet
>>223310105No that was muckypox
>>223310093I lived in a house owned by a farmer back then and my family had to dip our feet in a bucket of disinfectant each time we left and entered the road to our house
>>223310110cant call it monkeypox as that's racisthave to call it mpox now
>>223310108Hope it doesn't spread
>>223310121bit woke
>>223310121Am I still allowed to listen to m people? The singer was a black woman of colour
why does every business in this country have the same scrawny little indian man working there
Leftypol was right about drumpf from the start
https://youtu.be/TeDfgUvyKHk
>>223310142because you're weak
>>223310156not though am i x
>>223310144He's rounded them into camps??
can someone post something genuinely motivatingneed a kick up the arse
>>223310171You're going to die
headed to the bass pro shop, anybody want owt?
>>223310171You got this
>>223310177A bass pro for me lad
>>223310171
any carbivores in?https://youtube.com/shorts/IdgoXHkNv48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F4ccBKLtGMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jT0Y-dX69smad that the concept of surreal music videos peaked over 20 years ago and modern work can't achieve anything but a pretentious, sterile imitation of the aesthetic
>>223310205not that mad it's just a green screen innit
remember in the last days of secondary a teacher brought in a wii with mario kart and being the humble weird loner i was i mumbled 'hah mario kart is the only thing im good at…' and lost in every race
won both my internet arguments
>secondary>wiizoomer
>>223310212scream
>>223310226mario kart wii is almost 20 years old
>>223310251mario kart wii came out 2008so he was born 1994-1997, aka a zoomer
>>223310290i was born in 1996 and i'm a zoomer
>>223310290unc melty
you're a slave to money then you die
Think I ate a moth earlier. One has been hanging about in the kitchen. I snuck down for my nightly treat (a pan au chocolate) and when unwrapping it I thought I saw a flake drop down so I put it in my mouth and swallowed but it was weirdly tasteless and crunchy and I haven't seen mothberg since.
>>223310304mad how this is me
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sir radio head
unionise the uncs collectivise the choppedbring hell down upon the zoomers
>>223310314tomar
>>223310295zoomers start at 1990-01-01
>>223310171don't worryit can and will get worse
>>223310318sc
drinking myself to death epic gangnam style
watching the quicksilver scene in xmen apocalypsehttps://youtu.be/ZnZqB5Z75zI
>>223310360errrm.. at 4am? #epic
>>223310363I doubt it
poo beaming (for when im impressed or delighted)
>>223310343I don't think that's right
i accept your concession
can't help but notice a distinct lack of an uploaded poo eating video...
>>223310388im still sitting here rock hard waiting for rorke to post his poo eating video
>>223310388dubs againomdz
>>223310386>imagine if you made the queen eat poo and she died haha>imagine if a dog got ran over by a cat on a tractor haha
could really go for a white owl
the difference between early and late zoomers is mental it’s basically 2 different generations, will probably be the same for Gen Alpha as AI develops quickly and rapes them in ways we didn’t know were possible
we wont know who the brit traitor is, but they will always know they betrayed brit this day
he likes the doja cat webm
>>223310409what is it zoomera all seem the same
>>223310410Every time he flushes away a poo it'll be a reminder of how he flushed away his chance for glory
>>223310409all zoomers (1990-2012) are the same as they have lived their entire lives online and with smartphones. the iphone really destroyed society.
>>223310416why is shrek harassing this poor woman
>>223310435You think Shrek waa telling the truth when he said Fiona was beautiful at the end of Shrek 1?
corr gas used to be cheap
>>223310386gone woke now of course
any 42 year old zoomer man in?
>>223310463i'm 53 years young. i still have my entire life ahead of me
>>223310463just you x
>>223310463born in 1915 and i consider myself a zoomerit's a state of mind
>>223310425I've actually seen somebody eat some poo live on zoom or whatever platforms existed ages ago, for a game or something, then they got stiffed and ate poo for nothing
>>223310475odd
>>223310423not super into generalising people but early zoomers seem a lot closer to millennials, later zoomers are weirdly infantile and mindraped by the modern internet >>223310426the online environment changed quickly as well as its involvement in people’s lives
>>223310475Grim
>>223310494>>223310503what people did on webcam back in the day was mad, now everybody knows they might get recorded
distinctly remember a gif from my /b/ posting days of a man in a very wealthy looking home performing oral sex to an enormous poo covered dildo mounted to his desk.
might die alone in my childhood bedroom
You've never poo yelped in your life
football crazy chocolate madhttps://xcancel.com/chiotte08/status/2071811293011485133
>>223310523do you think that happens because they're wealthy or they were just like that already
>>223310531ive shit snarled can you say the same
>>223310535grab a power pow, brit post with the lads
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/xcancel/country/GB/right well that's profound mental illness
>>223310539i think they were just like that already, wealth is just a multiplier to whatever you would get up to otherwise
Bongi meets a girl who is looking for a piece of shit. Her name is Virginia Farnham, but she prefers to be called Ginger. “It so aptly expresses me—brisk and spicy,” she genially explains. She is looking for a turd in a brown paper bag that has gone missing. “Not to be nosey, but does this turd have sentimental value?” Bongi asks, bemused. “Don’t be absurd,” Ginger snaps. “It’s for dinner.”
>>223310550the fungus has lost his mind
releasing a wotanic gay poo porn xcancel link
almost christmas
>>223310539It was probably a mansion hired by the producer for the porn shoot. The "performer" was probably a desperate drug addict.
>>223310578not being able to post his ai black men is affecting him :/ badly
>>223310550>19 gypsy turds I collected, I unwrap and devour them one by one. I swallow them, I puke, but I love it so much I keep going, then I cum like a filthy pigbradders sc
>>223310497>the online environment changed quickly as well as its involvement in people’s livesonline environment has changed over the years but the big difference is before always-on internet (cable, dsl) the internet was something you did for an hour or two maybe, not all day glued to your phone
I'm going to poo yelp for the first time. Please be nice x
mad how parents just thought it was ok to let their kids get mindraped by the internet for yearswhat did they think their kids were doing online
reichsgrupenfuhrer fungus posting gay poo porn for the intergalactic reich
>>223310363based his scenes are the only good ones in that franchise
love our bames
>>223310630VGH
>>223310639finally
>>223310599never thought it could get worse than the cronem posting but here we are
the smell of a sweaty but poo clean arse, that lovely gamey smell, is intoxicating ngl
>>223310639is there a reason they're doing or is it just a laugh
>>223310606being always online wasn’t that common still until like the 2010s, and then the character of the internet our level of engagement with it, how much it affected irl etc changed fast
>>223310653theyre flock cameras its a peter thiel ai face recognition thing
run out of images to post
>>223310688
>>223310639based
>>223310653https://youtu.be/vU1-uiUlHTothe cameras film children and recognize human shapes, then zoom in on them and trace them through air
>>223310709Leftypols fantasy football team
>>223310688Don't worry I've got a couple.
>>223310701schizos vindicated again
gay mexican cartel scat porn
>>223310721wouldn't mind watching all lgbt football
>>223310729*looks around to make sure nobody's looking**gets on the swing even though im unc status**flock camera whirrs in on my asscrack at 4 am*
>>223310701wtf
>>223310774quite reddit 2bh
>>223310774Adam lasted one hour with that devil woman in paradisethe rest is historyHUUUMAN HISTORY AAaaaAAAND CUT
just descended from the mount everest
>>223310774hat this postchrist is king
https://youtu.be/S3MQLlMbS-Y?t=440>flock used cameras to record and watch children playing inside a jewish daycare over a thousand times for a "sales demo agreement"
get cold sores and mouth ulcers all the time and i FUCKING HATE IT I'M SICK OF IT ARRRRRRGH!
realised that the constant agonising trapped wind was because I was completely sedantarystarted an exercise routine and I no longer suffer from itsuch a retard
screaming out me arse
>>223310805are you sure you do
i regret ghosting my friends a few months back even though it simply had to happen
>hat this post>christ is king
>>223310798snakes can’t talk :/
>>223310835how do you know
>>223310825Honestly lad, try and find a way to establish mental peace. Remind yourself of the triviality of certain things that bug you.I'm not necessarily saying to meditate, but take a moment every now and then to just sit there and appreciate the little things. Watch the wind blowing leaves, or animals or feel breath in your lungs.One day you'll be ready to socialise again lad.
never seen a snake so i wouldnt know
>>223310835alri ron
>>223310835The serpent is allegorical, as are many stories in the Bible. Was the meaning of the story of the tortoise and the hare lost on you because it had talking animals as well?
Sefoni is crackable
>>223310843nah don't do any of this, no point learning all this shit to just die in the end
>>223310806post routine?
>>223310843>One day you'll be ready to socialise again lad.ill be quasimodomaxxing til i die
>>223310839ad hominem
>>223310860hs?
>>223310846if you've seen a mathematician you've seen an adder
>>223310853you think a bush can talk lool
>>223310835fuck off just fuck offatheistcuck freak fuck you
>>223310857just getting used to gym at the minutex trying all the machinesdo 30 mins of weights and 15 mins on the exercise bikethat's enough for me right now after 10 years doing nothinf lol
>>223310853it's literal, god spits you out>>223310860go with god>>223310870that was god
I think you need to stop smoking on that burning bush
>>223310870No I don't.
>>223310865i accept your concession
>>223310873gonna find spinning bike somewhere for cheap and plop it in the living room
zero theists in here right now
Thoughts on the story of Jonah and the Whale
>>223310878ive raped you youre a victim of rape
>>223310895happened
>>223310897No you haven't.
"adam galaf!! adam galaff!!"*shouts while waivng my finger at barney*
>>223310897I accept your concession
>>223310908>>223310913concession accepted. reply to get raped
My great uncle was once the actual real bf of the beard of an actor who was secretly gay.
ok so that's me eaten a pepperami which was almost 1 month past it's use by datewill check in on the morrow
>>223310921not part of this but I'm replying
>>223310921>reply to get raped
>>223310929fodeypops
>>223310921hellooo~
>>223310926love eating half of something and then looking at the other half and seeing it's gone green
>>223309897Panthypops>>223310929Fodeypops
WONDERFUL! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE ZERO THEISTS! THE ZERO THEISTS! YES! YES!MOVING SWIFTLY OVER HERE... GIVE IT UP FOR... LOS LABUBUS!
>>223310949
>>223310949sc
currently texting a tranny no joke
>>223310974spill the tea
what does sc mean
>>223310974that's not nice, text them a joke
Just bought a new quilt and quilt cover, as I was walking to the self serve register I held them together so no one could see the SINGLE BED on the label.
>>223310985super creaming
>>223310985sucking cock
£4.50 absolute bargain
>>223310983mentioned earlier that I work at a cafe with a trannywell they messaged me at 2am asking how I was doing out the bluecurrently casual and not very flirty and the convo inevitably came around to anime ofc lolI don't watch it and they're recommended entry level ones to me
>>223311015that sounds awful and I am a tranny
>>223310996>>223311002ummy
>>223311023sc
>>223311015good luck though I guess
where is cody
>>223311045Honestly, when I think about shagging them my skin crawls a little. Has a pretty face for someone born a man but has an incel gait and posture.
>>223311010False alarm that's just for the design file
>>223311058you like her then?
summer's over i think
>>223311103Not sure really
>>223311110well prob don't shag until you find out, anime troon incel walk does sound a bit runtish but I can talk I post on brit
>>223311111
>>223311125Should admit that I am basically bisexual so it's not really the gayness that's the issue. I'll just see how it goes x
>>223311147she wont like if you don't think she's a woman either so eh gl
>>223311012ill take smooching with her
trannies hate bisexuals
>>223311171took me too long to parse that
>>223311171little manc fella
What's the earliest I can put on the air fryer? Best in mind that it goes VRURRRRRRR
fucking hate sunberg
>>223311224BEAR in mind
>>223311224earliest to make noise is 7:30am
>>223311227Blackout curtains are an absolute game changer mate look into it
>>223311243Damn I was hoping to hear 7am but I suppose you're right. Neighbour lad starts shouting his cat to come in at 7am the FUCKER
>>223311227ktim
felt a fleeting glimmer of happines for around 35 seconds and then it returned back to normal
air fryers are that loud?
>>223311267no, dunno what kind of industrial unit that lad has
>>223311267Mine is (it's a big one).
>>223311258if somebody's already started the noise I think you can continue the noise
CANT. FRY. AIR.
>>223311274struggling to comprehend the point of a big air fryer
you can fry air
>>223311282I'm a big lad. Can do a full fish and chips in it or pizza if I cut it up a bit.
>>223311282get more inmore efficient than an ovenportableover countera fifth thing
achieving the first air fryer suicide
>>223311290looks class that
air frying a bear friar
fuck's sake he's fried himself. fried himself to death, with air
sir air fryer
>>223311290
Daphne said Dr crane but she meant the other Dr crane UH OH now everyone is all confused
According to a new study, anorexics have an average IQ of 110, yet they're still too stupid to just fucking eat a burger Curious...
*wakes up*
>>223311332kino
>>223311338don't
>>223311290mental how it's been 20 years and nolan still haven't learned how to make fights look good
setting my alarm for light years from now
>>223311336why would you not want to be skinny though
Me? Just going to bed x
>>223311335peak television
>>223311346sir hail mary
>>223309863>>223309863>>223309863>>223309863
>>223311343*doesn't*
