The highly underrated Irish countryside edition
The lesser spotted black nigger cunt
>>223313575fart shrieking and poo howling
Never see this sort of thing on British Airways, American, SAS or any other non-scum airline for that matter.
As we say on the West Coast here in the States:Keep Calm and listen to "Chill Out" (The classic and critically-acclaimed ambient/downtempo album by The KLF)
bloody love the countryside
>>223313554Extremely new >inb4 lurk moar
>>223313591any twitter videos of the nogs fighting?
>>223313575nigscream
Yo yes I'm the best spitterYeh yeh I'm that white-ass ******
>>223313604ai bucket has hole in it yet it holds water
>>223313604why does he wear the mask
(8x) psl
am neet
>>223313654Get a job mate
just awful
10 minutes in to work and fucked up already. be reyt
nth for the baddiedem
>>223313633what>>223313638fly-hood, to protect against the obscene amounts of flies
>>223313671the fuck is wrong with this bitch
>>223313595Yes we say the entire second line in full in case anyone doesn't yet know the classic and critically-acclaimed ambient/downtempo album by The KLF
>>223313557It's highly overrated. Every square of this godforsaken island is owned by someone there is little public ownership and there is no right to roam and the landowners all watch cctv all day to make sure nobody sets foot on an inch of their precious fields. Half the farmers don't make any money so the government subsidises them to have sheep on useless ground or plant flowers. The field drainage systems are nonexistent so the farmers cut holes in the verges to flood the roads at every opportunity and the government have no balls to stop them. But the emerald isle looks nice from above so who am i to complain
>>223313671IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEEEEE
>>223313684Nothing. He probably imagined it.
>>223313677You should be killed you smelly porn addicted black cunt
>>223313667can't
>>223313671How the fuck does this keep happening? These can't be real.
>>223313686Right what could ever compare to Grimdon then
>>223313677i am an 87 iq street sweeper from balochistan and this is my post
hey x
cheesy michael
>>223313691bizarre outburst
Back of the line bihh you know how it is lol
>>223313610>nogsFlight from Tenerife to Liverpool in the summer it’s white people
I need to remember that I need to remember to not forget to remember to charge my Switch joy cons.
>>223313727
>>223313727Mental how there are literally at least 50 other strippers recording better content also they don't speak English so I don't have to bother listening to their dumb "introspectives" and that
>>223313737scousers aren't white
>>223313751Cope
>>223313557>underratedBut not undervalued, you need to be a multimillionaire to afford a shed in the countryside. Same with alpine cabins in Austria.
>>223313750mental is it?
had 3 chugs yesterday and I'm currently sporting an erectionthere's something not right, they've released something into the air either the government or the plants, my willy isn't normally like this I'm going to phone 101
>>223313755yeah i think he was doing a joke x
>>223313757In a sub-80 IQ kind of way maybe yeah
>>223313680?
a fine, fine sparrowa fine, fine horseman
in birmingham. never been before. seems to be plenty to do. the streets are all busted up and dirty though. theres more non whites than whites out and about if you care about that sort of thing. also the city either isnt that big or its all spread out, most of the stuff to do seems to be within a mile and a half of the bullring shopping centre which appears to be the middle of the city
>>223313750his concerning infatuation with them goes beyond mere lust. he has very weird parasocial relationships with these whores. probably due to his extremely underdeveloped brain from being a mindbroken incel quite literally his entire life. genuinely messed his head up a bit
>>223313770Thank you Ahmed
>>223313770the paper?
>Violent repeat offender Ahmad J., then 17, had a sexual relationship with a prison psychologist, 31, and a department head, 27, for months>Marie B fell in love with Ahmad J. after meeting him in the prison>Inga T reportedly had regular sex with Ahmad>Inga reportedly left her husband as she wanted to have a baby with Ahmad, telling him during phone calls that she imagined how beautiful she would look when pregnantGerman women can't resist underage immigrant cock
>>223313780been there a couple of times and didn't like itfeels very crammed and everywhere is very dirty
>>223313591Least insightful post I've ever read
>>223313801not sure what this has to do with /brit/
>>223313801go away
>>223313790Enough about yourself then yeah? She's not that fit mate
>>223313756you need 40k euros
Wotanic Fury
>>223313801same thing happens here. There's videos of women prison guards getting pumped off inmates in the cells
>>223313834>guide priceOther bidders will make it 400k in an instant.
>>223313841>>223313801Why are you weirdos like this
>>223313801Women simply have to be deprived of all rights.
>>223313834erm where's the house?
If for some strange reason I was forced to visit Tenerife, Magaluf or any other destination deano, I would take a train to Exeter first, fly to Barcelona, then make my own way there. Would never go from Birmingham/Liverpool/London directly to a British drinking resort. Worst flight imaginable.
>>223313800looked like light rays coming out perfectly from the "hole" lmaook then
>>223313834the penis plot
>>223313849they have mento health problems x
>>223313834>>223313846Also it's probably Bumfuckingthon Nowhereshire, where you have to helicopter in food and water and such.
>>223313858
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1784384001482880.mp4Sent him flying
>>223313849Happens in your cunt as well.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristophilia?useskin=vector
Rorke being interrupted whilst reading Baudelaire in the original French by his job coach ringing him to ask why he missed his appointment
>>223313801omds
Ah yes, the Penis Plot. Great film that
>>223313872Why even train-honk (very loud, to everones annoyance) when the Jeet hat its mind set on being crushed by the Juggernaut, hopefully to be reincarnated as a Brahmin.
got no mates in the whole wide world
>>223313875>sacre bleu! mon rendez-vous!
>>223313873I'm mixed race mate but I don't need to post about being half-Brit half-Mexican every day then do I?
>>223313895ktim
>>223313902It's not clear to me that you're understanding what I'm saying so I am going to stop replying now.
>>223313846there are reasonable houses for 110-120k in the north. in parts of the republic like donegal and longford you can get an alright house for 180-200k (they have a gdp pc of 140k though which they like to flout so they should be able to afford this)in countries like holland i dont know what they do i was there a while ago and EVERY house is like 400k there is no cheap old housing stock. i imagine austria is the same
>>223313895Wouldn't want to be friends with any Brits either, can't blame ya mate
>>223313712it probably isn't given where it was published
>>223313916I'm saying you're quite weird and clearly mentally ill don't worry x >>223313866
>>223313895>>223313905you've got /brit/ x
>>223313624Ktilm
Gonna go back to bed fuck the lot of ya
>>223313918>i imagine austria is the sameMostly because of EU mandated building codes. You cannot just live in a hut down by the river and heat with wood and shit in a sawdust bucket, like they do in Sweden. You basically have to tear everything down and rebuild with access to sanitation and everything.Except exceptions like certrain alpine hut deals or whatever, but to get into there you have to shell out the ~500k. Because other millionaires want it as a peace of mind residence, too.
>>223313872why don they do this in Britain then?
>>223313961might do something similar
>a woman has sex with an inmate>rare enough that it makes the news>incel: WHY ARE WOMEN LIKE THIS!!!
i don't ,, likeMyselfas aPerson
>>223313968>>223313970Two great places for very localized American-made cruise missiles
>>223313983it will beOkay !
>>223313981You don't often hear about women inmates having sex with male prison guards for some reason.
>>223313900Howling
>>223313981i reckon women shouldnt be allowed on in the justice system whatsoever
>>223313983>>223313997not quite getting the punctuation and cadence right for this gimmick
>>223313987no medicine 4 u fatty
Shit on me at black hill lane
>>223314000>>223314004i mean this genuinely.. have sex, you bitter runtish incellious virgins slugs
>>223314018Only medicine I need is the quick dopamine hit us Americans get from legally decimating dozens of people with our billion-dollar missiles. Mate
>>223313968how does a young austrian afford a house then? do you all rent forever or are there shit towns you can move to or do you all earn 60k a year or what
>>223314044hell yeah
>>223314045>do you all rent foreverYeah. It's not quite as bad as in Germany with some still affordable zones (e.g. around Graz), though.
>>223314044https://voca.ro/14hcoMxf4YzP
>Ahmad's lawyer doubts that 'sexual intercourse with one or more women in prison' constitutes a bribery chargeIs your cock also so valuable that it's considered a bribe?
>>223314058how is she picking Big Justice over The Rizzler? i can't believe this
Arnold Schwarzenegger I might have to kill a ******
>>223314038melty
>>223314044*loses billions of dollars worth of planes fighting for oil in iran*whoopsno ozempic 4 u !
>>223314053>you are NOT the father
>>223314058what's mad is that even though she was at the closing ceremony party she chose to remain chaste as she knew she was saving herself for me
know someone who had a bbl and it looks surprisingly good
>>223314102yeah bad bahbie
>>223314053Big claws means little venom. Harmless lil scorpion.
>>223314102cant make that judgement until you see it bare
>>223314104I mean irl
>>223314112most scorpions have weak venom
>bblhow do they feel tho?anyone eaten bbl arse? does it feel realistic?
>>223314063>farm for 100k whats the problem here
>>223314114saw it in loose bikini bottoms if that counts? (mum's mate's sister)
>>223314058love how effortlessly she rides the line between cute and sexo
>>223314137generally "eating arse" refers to pressing your mouth right up against the bumhole and putting your tongue in there so whether the person has a BBL or not wouldn't have any bearing on that since it's unrelated to the sphincter itself
>>223314144pervy incel freak arent you. probably dashed off to the bogs for a smeggy wank didnt you
never forget what they took from you
>>223314137what do you think eating arse is mate?
>>223314166It was at a pool party in my grandad's back garden last weekend, I told her to her face it looked good.
>>223314154>>223314180yes but you also have your face between the cheeks and are grabbing the cheeks with your hands and spreading them open and sucking/licking them so i'm asking if it feels real re: all the associated activities
been lied to by a continental. you cannot suffer in austria theres cheap houses out the arse over there
>>223314058you just know the mfs who idolise this girl STINK
nigga busting out a knife and fork to rim his gf
tried posting the link to greeno eats buy mee a coffee yesterday and got an instant 3 day ban
bros bringing out a knife and fork when eating a girls arse
elon musk is gay
blud asking for the salt when rimming his bird lol
>>223314189gross!!!!!!!!!
>>223314138Like I said, once you buy it and want to rent it out or live there, you have to make sure it conforms to contemporary Greenness standards, has heating, insulation and everything.I found the ad on Willhaben - no text is always a bad sign.So I guess you have to put another 100k in. From a British perspective, ok, let's call it affordable. But lots of work to turn it into a viable homestead.
>>223313800why is there a big cow turd in your bucket
>>223314212Lmao
>>223314190cuz i ain't that Hollabrunn gurrrrrrl
>>223313870Yeah or a car
>>223314220its a fucking teardown lmao>100k for no roof
kamala harris
>>223314189Yes most people like having their arses massaged
>>223314239Fair enough, looked it up, at least there is a road.
>>223314255so how does massaging a bbl feel can you tell?
I want to have sex with Emma Watson.
>>223314253Dummy peng
emma yank is healing:>>223314267he didn't mention poo or farts
very disappointed with my local karaoke's bar's selection
>>223314229Vitamins innit
>>223314058Saw a girl with this hair the other day at the pubWas kind of embarrassed for her, couldn't even come up with her own "unique" thing
I would have loved to be sexually abused by an older woman
that angloid guy is actually very attractive he probably could’ve been a model if he wasn’t a racist mong
>>223314285He had a period about a month or two ago when he smelt a woman's poo in the work toilet and realised that he might not actually enjoy Emma's poo so only posted about farts for a while.
>>223314267Impossible, unless your name is Hollywoodstein.
>>223314317I get this a lot thanks mate
>>223314332not you
>>223314295walk on jap
should do something today
>>223314345im something
>>223314317He's not his facial proportions are all off
Mental how there are lads posting here with thick, juicy autismarses that remain unsniffed and unfucked
>>223314329need him back to save cinema
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uI7bf3T0Cg>>223314342Still do lol
>>223314359Alri clavicular
feellike..SHIT !!
>>223314178>black scene girlin school i'd get a boner even walking past one of these peng tings
There should be two countries a Latin one and a Germanic one That's all you need really
>>223314368people have commented several times I have a big plump bumeven one of my mates jokingly said that if he was forced to fuck a bloke he'd choose me because of my arse lol
>>223314359Really?
>>223314407Korrr
>>223314178zoomers get to enjoy this
could be worse. at least i don't toil in Japan
>>223314399I'm both sorry
we're in the pipe, five by five
>>223314433That's alri you can pick
>>223314407Okay you are a faggot mate not sorry Take it to lgbt
>>223314450I'll make my own instead lmfao
fuck normgroids
>>223314470Alri well be sure to get rid of the ones with native blood
>>223314452/brit/ is an lgbt friendly space cody
>>223314484Too late sorry me and my 10 hermanos already made 200 sons of half native blood
>>223314483That was brave of you to say mate
>>223314470hona and noha have been at war for centuries. the good people of 8omeain and lia8mp are sick to the fucking back teeth of it
Emma Watson landing strip
>>223314483hear hear this guy says it like is it!!!
>>223314485Alri well be sure to get rid of the fags at least
>>223314000because 96% of inmates are menand most women in prison are on minimum security or day release (partly because many have children)
They call me the poo slimer
>>223314329wonder why emmayank never responds to emma being harved
>>223314501Many are saying this, hope us Commonwealth can bring an end to the conflict
Good morning my beautiful little incels xx
well that’s a sheet of bog roll that just popped out of my hand after wiping my pooey arsewill be needing to wash the bathmat but ill wait until tomorrow
>>223314527..ktim
>>223314545
Volcel and 2AM isn't really the morning then is it
>>223314428Blud needs to buy an iron and stop slouching
>>223314495do americans respect native americans or do they see them as foreigners?
>>223314527>>223314556archosauriaaaa
Ktilm
>>223314573theyre good boys now
Got the Fraiser on
>>223314529I mean I understand the desire to get a Bri'ish Slag gf, but I don't know what it is with the Yank and Emma Watson in particular. Why not some random 3/10 lass who chants for Manchester.
>>223314428pov: you're forced to do the screening interviews for your war museum internship position
>>223314599Same I'm just at the last bit of season 7
bring back normal baldness instead of these gay nazi freak shaved heads all over the place
>>223314599i don't think sharia bloody allows it
Shopping arrives soon and I'm not even out of bed
>>223314568I'm in California so anyone baffled at a Mexican would have to be mentally incapacitated On that note lighter skinned Latinos still hold a certain weight in being both not quite white and not quite brown eitherRead an essay
>>223314554exactly
>>223313671>and I remember saying: "It smells funny"
>>223314621why would she care?
*rapes my own arse at exactly 20.00000000000000mph*
eating cereal
>>223314635Fuck off weirdo runt lol
when ronaldo was at man u he dated a proper mancunian slag he met at a meat market nightclubthese british slags are irresistable
>>223314058>burritodeport her
>>223314428looks like young prince philip
>>223314653>>223314656Why don't the other Americans here have anything worth postingIs it because I'm half British or
remember wiggling... in bed !!!good ... timesnot enough Energy now ,,,
>>223314616>gay nazi freak shaved headsKtim
>>223314677you're full faggot
Discovered yesterday my secondary school bully is homeless and suicidal
>>223314651Dictionary definition of "greng"
i am going to recreate the Countdown numbers game as a coding project. can't be too difficult
drinking water
>>223314595mhmm dats right my brother from another clade, united in erect posture gait, we're totally not biding our time!
>>223314692he mindraped you and you'll never be over it
>>223314692
feeling anxious
Not enjoying this Cornish pasty as much as I thought :/
>>223314651one on the right has my knob dripping
>>223314692Hope that bottle's for him then>>223314690>>223314680Why don't the other Americans here have anything worth posting
>>223314701You mean like numble.wtf but with a countdown timer?
Carol Vorderman sex arse
Should really leave for the airport
>>223314719woof
>>223314713
>>223314719ARRRARARARARARRRR ARRRROOOOOOOO
>>223314706Kwab
>>223314428Good looking chap
Almost passed out in PureGym
>>223314701good learner project actuallywhat are you writing it in?
>Nooo even green tea gives me anxiety >.<Lmaooo
>>223314428Bent nonce
think i think too much
he's upset because he wants to be the only american on /brit/ lmao
>>223314706this nigga drinking water omds
Yanks walk around with giant skidmarks because they don't wash dey arse properly
>>223314550translation: i done dropped my toilet paper after wiping my ass yall i got doody on the carpet
>>223314768>>223314701just get AI to do it
If you were thinking enough you'd have realized this already and would have more quickly reached a meditative zen state like myself
Was bullied for a little bit in primary school and a perceptive teacher noticed and told the bullies parents and the dad brought him to our house and forced him to apologise to me and then he blanked me for the rest of school.Bumped into him at a pub and we had a laugh about it over drinks (I tower over him now funnily enough).
>>223314730>knob dripget that seen to
Gay bent spazz
I need to activate my almonds
>>223314713they are soft and cute and clever just like us
>>223314527that a bloody dinosaur
>>223314768Haskell
>>223314746
>>223314728for now im just going to make it so you choose big or small numbers and it auto solves it for you if possible. Then idk i'll probably add stuff like a feature to solve yourself and a nearest possible answer system if the goal is not possible>>223314768Python
>>223314651magine the trotters in those nasty boots on the rightpig body
>>223314789Nah just don't think you meet the quality standards here sorry mate. Keep lurking
what on earth
Cody wash yo ass
>>223314814shouldve slipped ghb into his drink and raped him in an alley on his way home for a laugh, like
>>223314838but you don't exist, remember?
World consequences to nuking the United Kingdom pros vs cons
Remember when zeidy was a menace and since the jannies castrated him he's a passive little mouse of his prior self.
>>223314869pick Anotheranimal ..Ok !!
he was watching the news and saw some black people playing ping pong and took a picture of it on his phone and then waited three hours to post it on 4chan
mouse?
>>223314865Sorry meant for Grok. Lol
>>223314825dats right brother! now let's play some more of those block games. i'm feeling smarter by the generation... it's bit stuffy tho don't you think? this foilige isn't suited for man made global warming!
some cunt got my wifi isp and my mobile isp rangebanned wtfliterally cant post i cant posthelp!!
>>223314869they done broke that boy
lots of borderline nonsensical posts itt
Cody you are shitting yourself
>>223314865stop posting pictures of my grandfather
Would probably decimate the entirety of the UK with these things due to their lack of guns tbqh. Lovely
>>223314888Hiro’s had enough of racismlad, gay porn aussie and missing cuties aussie
I cant [B]ost
>>223314923s
>>223314917they got a neck that's prime for slashing with a knife
>>223314922all the same lad
>>223314833remember to write unit tests as you go, you will make bugs, tests prevent you wasting time
>>223314923Yep this is a certified dtfic classic
Lack of the British's guns (they took them away after Americans used them against themselves), not the Ostriches' btw. In case that wasn't clear
>>223314941we have lots of wild parrots here they are nice
>>223314932Yeah try slashing 10 necks in half a minute though. Checkmate bruv
>>223314981you underestimate the roadman power
>>223314917they spook easy, the dogdem will spook those lanklets with their deep and powerful voices. the rage of 170 millions years of injustice behind their barks
>>223314956
Yeah ours are nicer though and with less crap weather and bogans mucking about
>>223315000done him
>>223314945oh yeah i need to learn that stuff too. thank you lad
>>223315000the epstein saga was a fucking nothingburger
>>223314802fucken oath digger
thought that said dodgem there was likehow are you going to spook a bird with one of them
>>223315000the theme of every Radiohead album since OK Computer
>>223314941couldn't live with a faggot ahh parrot, camp voice upsets me on a spiritual level. I can only tolerate it for a while before crashing out
>>223315000Will be sure not to move to Ausland then thanks mate>>223314996I'm breeding hundreds seriously. Out on the boats Normandy style Shan't be spooked by your pathetic chudhounds
>>223315005our weather on the west coast is about the same as california :D
you know parrots are more intelligent than a 10 year old child
>>223315023>thought that said dodgem thereyes well it didn't plus had an image of a dog next to it
>>223315049>>223315049
>>223315091>>223315091Real new...
>>223315040cancel the bullies ban burnham, we must preprare
