Seung-Hui Cho edition
enjoy the idea of films but have seen most of the well known ones so I try watching the gay porn ones, the foreign language, old or artsy types and I only enjoy about 10% of them at bestconvinced people pretend to like most of them.
feeling dysphoric
hot
warm cup of milk on the cards
prada glasses in the club i can't even see !!
>>223372470when i stop driving my shitbox i will start leasing full time'owning' new vehicles is such a scam it's unreal
>>223372811my vision is augmented
>>223372760Which one do you reckon Ricky Gervais voices?
>>223372789you seen lucifer rising?
got naught to do on this fine saturday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMPxidqqsWU
honestly same
>>223372828
>>223372853you could kill yourself
>>223372856cute lady
turns out, little tranny felladressed up in his bedroom
>>223372856i went to get her autograph after a show and she used the front of my shirt to wipe her sweat and then spit in my face because i wasn't circumcised
reading about something called the Madeleine McCann case someone mentioned in the last thread. lots of unanswered questions...
I officially challenge Logan Paul to a fight at crynant boxing gym in Neath Port Talbot there will be three hits me hitting him him hitting the floor and the ambulance hitting 190
i saw the UNATCO "nigga" he comes out of the ladies restroom like 2x a year wearing my excellent sunglasses in night operation
>>223372789Being able to convincingly pretend to like and understand art (especially conceptual art) is one of the hardest social skills to master. Anyone in that world is operating at a level of social acuity the average /brit/ Incel couldn't ever dream of comprehending.
>>223372646she wants to wank me off with them then force me to lick my own spaff off her toes
>>223372879i remember getting ready for school when this was all over gmtvim oldim gonna get drunk
dry brining my meat
Rockstar vibes
the working class hates the french and germans because they’re retarded nationaliststhe middle class loves france because they epitomise high culture and likes germany because they represent the EUthe upper class is french
Scored a good evasion of mumbergs lecture via hiding the bottle of booze I bought in the pocket of one of my excellent hoodies
Ah yeah Okay I See You LOVEFirst listeningLOVEA Saved Treating ForeverYour Love(do I really love need My gifts to know Love It ONE'S)
>>223372914grim this fat blob had to stop half way up the steps for a breather
Need some fat Mumsnet fanny bouncing on my cock
>>223372906well that's made my willy hard hasn it
Rockstar Incel vibes
I am cumin and I need to be rubbed
the working class hates the french and germans because they’re based af
>>223372869hmmm... i was thinking something more mentally stimulating
>>223372958umm
>>223372914>I I I can't stand the rain bum chikachika baw waw
>>223372958um!
Right then
>>223372945he does not drive!!
wish I had a gfberg
this is what i listen to on my incel walkshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryIjCkw3Jfg
>[Deleted]What was it?
>>223372945Surely if you were gonna wear this jacket you'd make some effort to look remotely like the actual thinglike get a shorter haircut and ditch the glasses for a start
i can't believe it but i think he's right about the canadian
Thoughts on Number 10 North?
Lads the mumberg has been getting really on my case recently about getting out of the house and stop being a neetI think my time is up
>>223373006Just irrelevant bollocks that will be quickly reversed when Burnham gets ousted
>>223372839the little black one
>>223373006objectively sensible and devolution of powers can only be a good thingbut its a gimmick the next southerner etonian pm will ditch
just found out this >>223372856 is a childish gambino cover
>>223373030>objectively sensible and devolution of powers can only be a good thingEr no lolIt's not even devolution you stupid cunt.
south park has a really autistic fanbase for some reasonnot talking about the girls who draw gay stuff but occasionally ill see someone in the comments of a regular post like a news report with a south park profile picture and the rest of their posts are about the show
Got leaky boobs
>>223372945I commute
women will vote for burnham simply because he is better lookingbut will attribute his good looks to somehow being a better prime minister
>>223373046devolution of decision making from whitehall to new islingtonyes it is
hate holier than thou judgy CUNTS
>>223373066Nope
chores done now to work on becoming the best version of myself
>>223373086You’ll do nothing.
>>223372993also maybe drive a car
should be illegal for sound from your premises to be heard by other premises
>>223373030There won't be real devolution until we have an independent Scotland
6 days til baby deer's new album :)
>>223373090Thanks :)
when fat niggas pay £20 for a haircut
is working at a car dealership possible if you are a freakcel runt
>>223373102Irrelevant
>>223373102What about seal devolution
>>223373125Doing what? Selling the cars?
>>223373133No just like wearing sexy dresses and being eye candy on reception
>>223373125Depends
just 1001 challenger score to go
fucking hate dundee its just a big scheme
we want... a shrubbery!
>>223373152>full hairerr, pic completely unrelated i assume
>>223373161The centre is nice enough
keep coughing up snot
>>223373176whomst
>>223373125being the parts delivery person could be alri for you
>>223373176blokedar going off
Right well that's a twinks bottom then isn't it
>>223373176Mental how nice blokes arses are
>>223373184michelle alter
not every arse belongs to a bloke
trannies can't even fake a woman's arse SAD
ladsChristopher Lee died
>>223373175Bizarre reponse
KiyanaVi is so ugly
am having a poo tonight
It's started dropping a little chilly of an evening
All green veg is nice
>>223373239Yuck
>>223373239green veg is the worst
>>223373239>bamboo cutting boardNGMI
I am very happy that the content of the foot has increased and I can also get a foot job! ! ! ! You have wonderful feet!! This is awesome!!
>>223373239rabbit food
>>223372914jesus christ that looks like biggie smalls
>>223373181too open to jakeys they arent ghettoised enough saw someone get stabbed in the neck around lunchtime on a Friday
>>223373274you a gay twink, then?
>>223373006
Would YOU drone this man?
>>223373238>>223373238>>223373238New
>>223373235contemplating, pontificating, deliberating on whether I should dare to get the woolen knit jumpers out
>>223373290kek
first day back in the gym after a while. definitely lost some strength and endurance. it will come back quick though
>>223373258This general is just retarded mousenonce-esque posts like this or homoerotic tranny shit these daysMiss the old greentext stories of the failed normies of yore and their embarrassing attempts to participate in life
did you know that in 2004 Germany wanted to become more modern and international and renamed the "Agentur für Arbeit" in "Jobcenter" but the english word is actually "Jobcentre"...
>>223373313
>>223373320ok
>>223373296vulgar
>>223373006your PM is working above a Slug & Lettuce
>>223373315it really is like that
>>223373315Boo hoo
what are your total monthly expenses then, lads?mines around £2250. I live in an incel studio in central Liverpool and eat a lot of goyslop
>>223373329thank you American flag poster
>>223373354about £3000 i think. £1667 of which goes into the ISA
My fucking shoulder is killing me team
>>223373369thats not an expense
nothing has sovl anymore
>>223373378put some ice on it, ya bad girl
>>223373369so about 1300 is your expenses?
>>223373384well i can't spend it on anything else for 15-20 years
is this bad for a £3000 ford focus
used tea tree shower gel and feel spicy now
>>223373385I work at a large global bank and the programs I use most look exactly like this
>>223373406i guess so yeah
>>223373414Naw looks fine to me
>>223373414the raped
*beats the shit outta you*
>>223373414is this your first car?
>>223373385>teletext dead>terrestral tv dying at some point in the early 2030s>every high street shop that closes is replaced with flats, flats and more flatsTAKE ME BACK
never owned a carno point I don't go anywhere
>>223373356Thank you for using proper terminology
Can you actually survive on minimum wage in this country Minimum wage is what, £22k a year post tax? how do you live off that
>>223373354it won't tell you anything but about 1800. mortgage is the most at 830
>>223373437Technically but I’ve been a named driver on 2 other cars for years
>>223373451Depends
Paying half the value of your car as insurance?
there arent any beautiful women who are english even if one by a miracle managed to be beautiful facially being apart of runtish english culture kills their momentumenglish genes are a curse
always go for the longest thinnest cucumber on the shelf me
>>223373414you need to compare to other cars because your quotes will be unique to you so no one can really say
>>223373451if you're on any sort of bennies the gov dismisses council tax entirely which is the main drain desu it's absurd to live alone because groceries aren't made for single peopleyou've got to live alongside some cunt
>>223373407well you could if you wanted to
British niggas be like “I make 40k a year! I’ve made it!”
FUCK OFF
>>223373475Smart
>>223373354$520 rentfree diesel I steal from workmost of my money is spent on goyslop which totals to around $1000 a month maybeso all up around $1520 and the rest goes into my savings
>>223373499Ok sponsor my visa then
I need to buy a car again
>>223373475wonder what DR FREUD would have to say about that
>>223373501not buying it, me, as theres no disk copywon't buy a 70 quid rental
>>223373444owning a vehicle is fucking shit because it's either so old that you have to fix everything or new enough that you need to make paymentssuch a horrible expenditure i understand why leftypols seethe at the mere existence of cars if they're too soy to understand basic auto stuff
>>223373501just emulate it i reckon i can emulate it on my iphone 17e
I drive a Ford fiesta
So i've heard that it's difficult to pirate games nowadays, is that true
>>2233733541600/mo, mortgage of 930, utilities, groceriesdon't waste much money on myselfthats for a two-bed in cheshire
>>223373463insurance do not care about that. £1441 is about right for what they see as a new driver. tit drops quick though. think my 2nd year was half the cost as my first
>>223373539I live with relatives in a converted garage
Getting mad déjà vu right now
>>223373451Yes quite easily but everyone in this Country spunks all their money on holidays and German cars. Fortunately for them the Government will give them extra spending money if they moan to their GP enough. Bizarre system really. Well said.
>>223373444I work part time and its loads cheaper for me to just uber would like to have a car just for fun but its probably a headache on top of the money drain
Keking at how zeidy just gets banned on sight these days. /brit/ janny is a real one. Top guy. I'd buy him a beer.
>>223373501i actually have never played a GTA game in my life and i don't plan to ever
>>223373562déjà vu all over again
>>223373414Fucking hell
>>223373584I report his posts directly to the moderators
>>223373584bet you'd suck him off too
>>223373584He's taking to posting in the Italian thread from what I gather
I will slap solar panels on the roof of my van and buy one of those camping toilets long before I buy a home, especially a fucking flat or apartment. go fuck yourself you idiotheads
>>223373555They did ask me about it when I was filling the questions in though. I have a cd10 on my licence aswell so that probably not helping
>>223373590you can just get the real thing outside
>>223373501bet it's about 300gb too I only got the 1tb (600gb useable) ps5 and cod already takes up half of that
>>223373604If he's cute, yeah probably. Might be able to get myself a cheeky moderator role then. I'd ensure mousey never posts again.
>>223373414who the fuck gets insurance on a 3 grand shit box? holy fuck literally kill yourself
Can the /brit/ janny see when I reply to myself?
>>223373584about fucking time he used to be unhinged 24/7 i remember he used to destroy threads every day
>>223373451Yes if you have a council house/pay social rent and also take advantage of offers set aside for low income people (social tariffs for broadband).
>>223373627mousey is based
>>223373632is it not illegal to drive without insurance there?
tender veg fried in a nutty rapeseedlovely stuff
>>223373636No
>>223373295dont think i coul dkill someone even if i was drafted into the military desu
when i got a car at first it cost £1000 and £1000 insurance
>>223373654t. mousey
>>223373584he posted his sponsors this morning still
Grandparents just rang me there. they say hello
>>223373517I ain’t holding the door open for a redcoat
>>223373681Hope you said hello back
>>223373632You cannot drive without insurance.
>>223373681hope you said you'll punch nanberg in the back of the headand told grandad he's a twat
TURN AROUND AND DIE
>>223373681never answer the phone to my grandparentsboring bastards the lot
rorke at the crematorium whispering over aunt bertie's casket that he'll see her in valhalla
>>223373632It's illegal to drive without insurance. There's also the criminal offense of causing death whilst driving uninsured.
April is the cruelest month
>>223373681hello anongrandpapis
>>223373632Someone who doesn’t want to get their licence taken away and given an unlimited fine?
one day the belgian will post his sponsors for the last time and nobody will know when :(
I am not a fan of certain ethnicities
>>223373414Put both your parents on as named drivers. Doesn't matter if they'll never drive the car. You'll need their licence details to do it.
>>223373688i did!
>>223373724Hopefully he already has
really dont understand anime never was able to get into the stories and i think the style of cartoons looks better, old western 2d animation mogs it
Just had some Galia melon. Very good melon
>>223373706Can't do that anymore mate
>>223373724sup mouldie
>>223373706:)
>>223373748it's the best melon by far
>>223373755sup ghostie
>>223373748do they sell it in Aldi?
on a rorketastic voyage
the cronem are activated vocaroo.mp4
>>223373745i like the anime style in games but fucking hate actual anime shows.
don't give a fucking shit about owning a discreckon most of the people who say they do are being perfomative
had my vitamin dhad my omega 3
havent wanked in two weeks
anyone who attends a pre-season football game should be gassed, pathetic waste of life
they should sell vinyl 12 inch vidya games
mumberg really getting on my case about being a neetwhat do
>>223373771drinking water
>>223373804would love to be standing under you open mouthed when you do have one
>>223373724or care, i expectjust one day, someone will ask what happened to him in a sopranos meme, someone will reply with "scr" and then never mentioned againthat will be his, and your legacy
>>223373818Shag her up the arse
Ich habe den Willhelm gewanken
>>223373818mum used to do this to mejokes on her cos now shes dead and i'm not
>>223373808did a chuckle at this !>>223373828:o !!
any of you lads on that hyperoptic ISP seems a bit too good to be true desu
>>223373659>>223373689>>223373713>>223373722is that like a green slip insurance? or full comprehensive? we don't have to have full comprehensive insurance here thank fuck. you're all cucks
fit is impeccable for tonight, can't even see that I have a bit of titty meat >>223373818find a job lad, get it going
>>223372789when you mostly watch older foreign artsy films hollywood films seem very over the top and childish. i enjoy them but they are dumbed down
>>223373791yh thats about right for melike pokemon and i liked persona and danganronpa when i was younger (not so much anymore) but anime as in the shows is just unenjoyable and cringe to me and i think non flash western cartoons have better art styles and animation
>>223373851150mbs is povvo tier sorry
>>223373871what's yours then little man
>>223373854rare oz W then very strange that a supposed nanny state doesnt make you get insurance to drive
>>223373857yeah sure but it's not as easy as she thinksshe says "just go outside and find one"all my old school mates were handed one from connections and family
>>223373791>>223373869what about k on
>>223373854You don't need a full comprehensive package to drive here, only liability insurance. I don't know what kind of policy the OP's picture was for.
why the fuck does my mum not care that I’m a NEET and have no skills or anything!!! Does she not love me?!!!!!?
>>223373854The most basic insurance you can get here is third party only which covers other people if you bit them or their cars or property but not damage to your own car (which comprehensive covers). Legally all you need is TPO but bizarrely it is often less expensive to get Comprehensive cover.
Britain: Saved
>>223373821>>223373830how are you sending replies so quick?
>>223373895never watched it not really interested in cute girl anime, feel like they try too hard to be cutesy and it ends up being not cute and just annoying and cringeymy sister isnt an anime fan either but she talked about liking love live though
Not hard to get a job mate even I've had 4 and you treat me like a complete failure of a human being. If I can do it there's no excuse
wanking my little green cock
>>223373904How does moving some of the Number 10 staff to Manchester make any difference to power distribution across the country
Kier Starmer 2.0 is it
>"cost of living crisis"it's not realpubs and bars are packed full every Thursday-Sundayfast food places are packed full every day, and the goycattle leave their litter on the streets like pigshigh streets are rammed with goycattle all waddling about to do their consumer shoppingroads are filled with cars all trundling along to do very important business I'm sureairports and planes are packed with travellerseveryone has plenty of money to spend on fast food, fast fashion, alcohol, football tickets, cigarettes, vapes, chinese sweatshop toys and trinkets, several holidays a yearcost of living my arsehole
>>223373901fuck off divvyhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1784994428677482.webm
>>223373917Well said
>>223373901I agree with your implicationMy quarrel is with how she does not understand how hard it is for young men in today's societyit's not like it was 30 years ago when she was my age
>>223373911got my laptop and phone out both on passes /brit/ is my life
>>223373904feels like a forgettable prime minister treading water until we get are nigel
>>223373892>all my old school mates were handed one from connections and familyyeah that's very common here as well, don't you have some type of connection like that
>>223373904And u appoint that bald bastard steven kinnock as Secretary of State to wales and u deny us the same devolution that Scotland and northern ireland have fuck u you fucking rat
>>223373886at least 160
>>223373904He just doesn't have that same aura as Keir did
>>223373916not really that cutesy imho
>>223373932Lots of complete fucking retards think the existence of food banks means that people who use them can't afford to eat
>>223373941that's sad
>>223373948The last thing the welsh need is more control over their grotty little bog. You will destroy yourselves in a decade.
>>223373854Your government sent attack helicopters to chase people who went outside during lockdowns nigga
>>223373962dunno just dont really like the bug eyed look of most animedont say lazy is an ok song ive heard it a few times
https://youtu.be/vDHr85LiwUM
If you don't like anime then I'm sorry but you're a freak. Times have changed. Every one who's anyone will know shows like Jujutsu Kaisen and Kimetsu No Yaiba.
>>223373947zero connectionszero mates
>>223373970haha yeah
>>223373911i have like 12 phones connected to different ISPs
>>223373971Funny why the fuk do english people keep moving here then it’s such a shithole no
>>223373993that what the teenagers you groom on discord say?
>>223374008my bame coworker moved over a few months ago lol
>>223373943nigel is a grifting cunt who will import a billion indians under the name of """"""productivity""""" because his mates in deliverjeet gave him five milly
>>223373993Right mate
>>223373891>>223373897>>223373903we have to pay third party insurance here, it's called a green slip and it's mandatory. but we don't have to have full comprehensive. So like if I total my car into someone's else's and the faggot wants to get paid he needs to sue me (I'll just declare bankruptcy). If that 3 grand in the original image I replied to is only for third party then fuck me is Britain fucked
>>223374009screaming
Wey y porque mierda porno gey si esa mierda ni para ponérsela dura sirve, esa mamada lo único que hace es mostrarte los culos peludos y llenos de mierda de homosexuales puto maricon
>why don't you watch Itsu Yamgoto, Juyiye Bungaahoo and Ubu Shiz UguuYeah never watching any of that shite
I'm the smartest person on Earth
At the all you can eat sushi
>>223374047dos cervezas por favor and some chips please mate
>>223373975they would do that shit before and after covid if they could. Our police are notorious power trippers
>>223374056im in the bottom 20%
Hi
>>223374008Because you don't control it and it's cheap. Also hills.
>>223374058t. ghost of Stephen Paddock floating through the MGM Grand
>>223374068ian ahh
>>223374066See you at the finish
>>223374058get a fried california roll
>>223373993Anime is for freaks. Half of the shows are about teenage girls in short skirts with big boobs and very high pitched voices mewling and whining. All of the main characters are in high school because Japs have no life once they're over 18. I can't take any more shows about an 18 year old who saves the world or is the chosen one series. The characters are ugly and bug eyed. Fuck off and put Ren and Stimpy on.
venezuela be joking me
That's what she said
>>223374080never reply to me ever again paedo
Hi niggas, I'll be in London for a business trip and have the entirety of sunday (tomorrow) to chill. My hotel is near St Pauls Cathedral. Recommend me shit to do. Also if any of you niggas wanna hang out, that could be fun.
>>223374066race you to the bottom
>>223374096yeah i dont pal around with racists sorry
>>223374038Okay
>>223374080kibris :D
>>223374095why
>>223374073You can’t seem to get your story straight do we have devolution and that’s why Wales is shit or do we not control anything and so it’s Westminster who has made Wales shit? Make your mind up spastic
>>223374118Dunno just felt like being mean sorry
>>223374096come to kent brother i can make you a roast x
>>223374117very nice here, i moved with the mrs for work and its peng
>>223374096go to Trafalgar square and admire the column
>>223374121Welsh are just stupid stinky neanderthals so which ever one winds you up the most basically
>>223374121Managed decline by Westmintser so Anglobvlls can buy up the land nice and cheap hehe
Interested to see where spaino will take this new Cyprus character
Off to a coffee shop
>>223374132sounds leng
>>223374132Nice one, east med can be a lovely place.
Wales should become one massive migrant camp so the rest of us can live in peace. Plenty of space over there. Build favelas on the mountains.
>>>/lgbt/44303322>>>/lgbt/44303322>>>/lgbt/44303322NEW
a lot of mongs itt wasting their money on insuranceyou only need third party insurance by law but comprehensive is usually cheaper because statistically people who used to go for the cheapest possible package were the least likely to crash so the algorithm changed to account for thatthere is also a ton of other stuff you can do to get the cost down like buying it at the right time, selecting a profession less associated with crashing, adding excess , etci pay £200 just by fiddling with the all the options
>>223374038we dont have to pay full comprehensive either but like the other posters said it's usually not financially worth not getting itonly place here without any auto insurance requirements at all is New Hampshire
>>223374195*most likely to crash
>>223374184fucking roasting though
>>223374195I pay £400 but I didn't fiddle with the options and have never shopped around since I passed 12 years ago
>>223373993>shounenslopat least go for lain, azumanga daioh, mushishi, etc
>selecting a profession less associated with crashingnice way to invalidate your insurance
>>223374195i pay like $100 a month for a shitbox i bought for $5k
Scots should become a migrant camp and all
>>223374267fuck up
>>223374253speak english or get out
>>223374247you could half that easily if you passed 12 years ago and have a good number of no claims years>>223374264if the algorithms there are similar to here, certain cars are more expensive to insure even if they are cheaper. like a crappy honda civic.
>>223374281>>223374281>>223374281
>>223374195My insurance has gone up even though I barely drive, my car is older, and I have never been in an accident nor gotten a ticket. Not sure why.
>>223372765Kingdom where cooks Chocolated-Pickles
